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CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General: Crabby Dispatch is Crabby

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>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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>John Adams
>333
TRIPS
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real death hours
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>>132318485
i like the sassy dispatch way more then
t. shmeckles
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COMFY EARTH CAM:

http://www earthcam com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/?cam=wrigleyfield_hd
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Crabby gettin rowdy!!!
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>listen, im just relaying the information
>yeah, well somebody better care

Crabby getting desperate
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>crabby getting heated
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>>132318713
>Listen, I'm just trying to relay the information.
WHOA, chill out, lady!
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lol, 3 separate fireworks disturbances.
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When will these niggas learn???
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>>132318717
>Wrigley field

thats where they found that body hanging from the crane like a month ago
i aint clicking that shit negro
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Is the guy who robbed the store back in front of the store again?
>dispatch right now
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Crabby getting ready to pull on some Roberts
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when do the bars close in chicago? or do they?
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>>132318869
>Crabby getting ready to pull on some Roberts
blocks Crabby's path
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>these faggots calling for supervisors about NOISE COMPLAINTS

Betcha it's a bunch of fucking boomers
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>>132318914
im guessing around 2
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>>132318914
2am sun-fri 3am sat
4am sun-fri 5am sat with grandfathered tavern license
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>>132318745
>>132318869
She has a job to do....crabby is so voice sexy sometimes .
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>four german shepherds on the loose
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German Shepards inbound
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>4 German shepherds on the lose.
>run doggahs, run
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Four german sheppards on the loose
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>>132319030
>Doggos on da loose
is hapbening xDDD
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>15 people getting ready to fight
this should be good
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But who let the dogs out?
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>>132319056
Nigger maulings soon.
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>>132319124
>But who let the dogs out?
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>20 roberts heading to 'street'
good heavens what's happening out there?
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>>132318986
Just wondering when it get fun. Been slower than I thought it would be tonight. Thanks.
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>>132319081
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>>132319187
Please be a drug raid.
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>>132319202
disgusting!
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>5 shots heard at 23 and Marshall
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>>132319155

those poor dogs
can't get the nigger taste out of their mouths
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Where the fuck is crabby? I'll boycott these threads (nah, I wont), until someone gives proof of crabby's status. The hero Chiraq never deserved.
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>body removal
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>>132319335
RIP Crabby
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>>132319335
She's been going all night, sir.
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>>132319335
lol, crabby arguing over narcotics with Robert
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>>132319335
she's out sucking on a Virginia Slim.. be back in 5
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>male black on a bike, 45 y/o is threatening passersby
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WHERE DID THE MALE BLACK GET THE BIKE
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>>132318485

bump

pretty interesting thread
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>>132319124
A white man tired of niggers running around his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and decided to let slip the dogs of war instead of going to auntie's in Bel-Air.

MFW they are getting reports of random german shepherd attacks on niggers.
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>MY SON IS ON DRUGS
continues to throw shit out the window
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>>132319342
Fill out them forms
On the SHIP TO line put down Rahm's address
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>90 year old woman says her son is enraged and throwing things out the window
>he uses drugs and may be on them now
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>>132319457
>no one cared who i was until i stole the bike

>90 y/o woman stating her son is enraged and throwing things out the window, he is possibly on drugs
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>son mad, throwing things from 2nd story window
>thinks her son is on drugs

>someone in a park shooting a 9mm in the air
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>>132319416
I'm just checking in the past few nights, robert. I was referencing a certain grouchy old white lady from last season who was our dispatch hero.
We talking about the same people?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGtiEXQyF0
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>And this is a male black, white, or hispanic?
>tfw not asking if asian
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Here are the changes. Let me know what you want the other duds replaced with.
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>>132319202
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>>132319600
One of them is young and sexy sounding, but a total bitch. Not sure if same person ?_?
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>>132319554
>someone in a park shooting a 9mm in the air

On new year's eve, fire,ems, etc wears ballistic helmets just for falling bullets.
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>8 shots heard in the area
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>>132319533
If I return that to its rightful owner, will you die?
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>>132319600
Yea, she is around. Robert pissed her off while ago and she's prob out on on a Camel break
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>>132319779
It would be extremely white....
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>>132319397
>>132319416
Yeah, we're not talking about the same "crabby". RIP matron of /csg/ (yeh, before /cpd/)
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It's hard to hear anything from the radio, how do you guys get information from it?
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>>132319438
That sounds like telling your kid his dog went out to hunt in the woods and is never coming back.
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>>132320043
We're fluent in English.
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>MALE BLACK
ah fuck
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Huh, I didn't know they did morse code for things over the radio.
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>>132320043
Not being deaf or retarded. It's in English, you fucking retarded?
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>She needs medical attention
>refuses to say what she needs
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>>132319965
You're a Nig Guy.
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>he's requesting assistance
>young dispatch voice
>is that bitchy? that's not crabby
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>>132320178
...of you!
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>>132320138
that's just the identifier, all dispatches and even club repeaters have to have them
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>Barking dog
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>niggas trying to break into a house
>bartender's dog barks all night at 2905 belston
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>bartenders dog is barking all night.
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>>132320250
Was getting arrested part of your plan?
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lel, male black is still on the bike threatening passerby
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>Dog barks all night on regular basis.
Likely the most harmless report we'll here all night.
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these puppies are getting OUT of control
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>>132318717
>all those unknowing Suburban yuppies who crowd the red line everyday
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>FACEBOOK LIVE GUN TO HEAD
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what's with all the dogs tonight?

>holding a gun to his head
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>greg kramer is on facebook live holding a gun to his head
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>gun to head
welp
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>KRAMER
>ON FACEBOOK LIVE
>WITH GUN TO HEAD
SOMEONE FIND THIS.
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>>132320421
we need a link!!!!!
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>MAN ON FACEBOOK LIVE HAS GUN TO HIS HEAD

FIND THIS NAO
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gun to head

threatening suicide

facebook live

according to the sister
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>>132320446
git 'em lads!
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>>132320378
Of course, Jamal refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he might have told you...
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>>132320507
>someone here actually listened when everyone told him to stream his suicide

Nice
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>"nah... just disregard this one"
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g'night Roberts. I'll be in attendance for the royal Chimpout tomorrow evening
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>threatening to cut her wrists
>history of depression, anxiety, and PTSD
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>history of ptsd
Bullshit lmao
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some chick threatening to cut her wrists
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>fence on fire
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fembot in action!
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48 y/o treating to cut her wrist...anxiety, ptsd

>fence on ifre.
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Thats the 2nd fence fire tonight.
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>>132320507


963 coloroton(?)

another suicide attempt
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>CRYING
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>crying in the background
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Reminder that tonight is the warmup lap. Real fun starts tomorrow.

>sobbing in background
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the infamous fence arsonist
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>[audible sobbing in the background]
>dude has a gun to his head, has run to the back door
>he is threatening to shoot anyone that comes to the back door
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>he does have a gun
>threatening to shoot anyone who comes to the door
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>>132320542
Well, congratulations. You got yourself arrested. Now what's the next petty theft of your master plan?
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>sobbing sounds in the background
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>crying woman in backround
>man has gun to his head, ran though back door,
>threating to shoot anyone.

FIND THIS VIDEO FEED NAO.
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Dat crying.
Will shoot anyone. Got a polish hostage over there
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>>132318713
latina dispatch > sassy dispatch > crabby dispatch
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Anyone stay awake or alert long enough to hear if Jamal Washington with the silver gun got closure last night?
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>>132320850
Crashing this police cruiser, with no survivors!!!!
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"hold me down herman"

Oh baby
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The Return of the Crabby
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NOPE
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>HEH HEH, NOPE
crabby pls
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Did they just list their phone number?
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>>132321015
>>132321034

Crabby wants the dick?
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>BODY REMOVAL SERVICES
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
DID CRAMER DO IT??!??!
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>the male black will get this intoxicated, beat her into submission, steal her belongings and drag her through the alley
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>SWAT incoming
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>NOTIFICATIONS ARE MADE FOR SWAT
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>>132321086
Yes they did.
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>>132321135
No, still alive. They are just moving cars out of the way.
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>>132320850
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wtf haven't tuned in for a while. did they replace the sassy black lady with an old hag who eats cigarettes? her voice is killing the mood
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>SWAT
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>>132321238
No sassy is around, I think she has the night off.
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FBI got their car back
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-fbi-agent-s-car-weapons-and-gear-stolen-in-chicago-s-west-loop-20170703-story.html

>An FBI-issued SUV stolen when an agent left it running at a gas station early Monday was found about 2 miles away later in the day, but investigators didn't immediately know if weapons stolen with it were inside, authorities said.

>At 1 a.m., the FBI vehicle, a white 2014 Chevrolet Equinox containing several firearms and tactical gear such as a bulletproof vest, was stolen from a gas station in the 300 block of South Morgan Street, an FBI spokesman said in an email.
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>SWAT and Bodysnatchers called within moments of each other
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>>132321238
Cigarette eater is BEST GIRL.
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This makes me want to be a cop
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>>132321389
Move to Chiraq, bruv.
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>officers front back
>police talking to him with swat on the way
>one round has been let go.
Guess he did it.
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>>132321466
An dindu hero
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>>132321466
whats the code for stolen iphone?
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Someone needs to find that Facebook Live
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>you got a bad radio
I think they know of us listing to this right now
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>>132321466
Shit can someone find the guy's facebook? All I got 3 faggys fucks in Chicago named gregory kramer.
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>>132321389


this is why i love living in flint...open season on niggers...

plus the whole futuristic dystopia thing is pretty cool
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>>132321610
What's the name I'm looking for?
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>>132321610
I'm honestly surprised they haven't axed that yet with how many people have offed themselves live.
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>diarmed and in custody
>ambulance on the way
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>>132321389
Makes me want to never visit a city again.
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>>132321610
No. kikebook get out.
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>>132318485
BTW, I've reported this thread to Chicago Tribune, and they'll do a piece on it regarding white supremacy.

See ya on 7/7/17
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>>132321691
Gregory Kramer.
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>shots fired at 16th and Washnaw
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LOUD MARIACHI
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>shots fired
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A buddy and i are going to chicago for a 3 days music festival later this month, im planning on sleeping in my car at a walmart parking lot

how worried should i be
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>gangbangers hit his car with a bat
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>>132321807
CCW/10
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>>132321807
please tell me you're joking
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>>132321757
How the fuck, this is us listing to them do shit thousands of miles away. If anything it's social commentary. "Chicago crime so bad people make bingo game out of it" "crime is done by all whites" uh-uh....ok
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>>132321807
bring AKs
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>>132321807
Very, are you not listening to this police scanner? They use piss as a weapon, chase 12 year old girls at night, beat up the elderly, and are generally nigging out like usual at night. Dude, don't get cheap, get a hotel room and be safe.
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>>132321807
I would bring nigger repellent
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>>132321807
I suggest you prepare both your will and you anus, anon.
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>>132321974
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>>132321807
Please don't do this. Get a safe hotel. You will die.
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>>132321937
no cover car in job applications and child support summons. It'll create a nigger free zone for a block and a half.
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>shots fired at 1818 west Patterson
>sounds like a female was screaming like someone was trying to cover her mouth
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>>132321807
Pitchfork?
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>>132321757
Can't make it bud, too busy watching MAGA President at the G20.
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TOBACCO SHOP RAID
HIDE ALL YER GANDALF PIPES AND FEDORAS
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>it sounded like someone was being beaten
>female screaming like someone was trying to cover her mouth
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>female yelling, sounded like someone was trying to cover her mouth.

Ok....if you want to sleep in a walmart parking lot....
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>>132321807
check airbnb or couchsurfing to find an actual residence to stay at for cheap
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>>132321775
There is fucking nothing. Gosh darn, all it is is a bunch of livestreams from mexicans celebrating who knows what tonight around Chicago.
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>>132321652
are you cop
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>>132321154
This selfie garbage is never going away is it? At least she wasn't doing that retarded duck face.
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>>132321807
Nice knowing you.
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>>132321757
Oh please don't! nobody will go to pol again!@
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anyone get that kramer footage yet?
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amblance inc
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>>132321882

Im not

>>132321878
>>132321937
>>132321974
>>132322014


I have a serbian krinkov but im afraid of leaving it in my vehicle while at the venue so im not sure if i want to bring it or not

>>132321970
>>132322052


ive scoped out the area i will be in and it is in a white area (which is surrounded by niggers) as long as i stay on the right side of the train tracks i should be alright...... right???

>>132322118

Chicago Open Air
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>they were chasing a male black with a maroon hoodie and khaki pants
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Chicago houses look comfy
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>>132322354
Please be smart and don't risk it. Otherwise leave a note for us that reads " /pol/ was right again" so we'll know what car jacking murder is you.
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>>132322354
nvm, just go listen to your edgelord rock (actually, most of those groups were legit at one point).
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Happy 4th! What have I missed, then?
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wtf morse code
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It's raining right now, by the way. This does not look good for any Robert if they have to engage in a chase.
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>4 people out front fighting at west Sheffield
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Bout to get hammered by some storms Roberts. Gonna hit just as get off work. Bastards
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>>132322543
hahaha, not much. American coon antics. Do you wanna be kind enough to take them back to their home?
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>male black
>tracksuit

WE WUZ SLAVS AN SHIEET
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>>132322543
we may have lost kramer. be prepared to hit that F
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>>132322543
Yo, Zimbabwebro! Nothing too exciting tonight. mostly the usual. Male black fucks things up while dispatch gets a bit snarky.
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>>132322543
Speaking of Africa, someone apparently called from Wacounda, IL. I thought they said "Wakanda" at first.
>WE WUZ SPACE KANGZ N SHIET
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>>132322752
No. He was disarmed and taken to the hospital.
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Huh, first time i seen zimbabwe. Yall got cool accents.
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>>132322271


heck no...

there's a mutual respect in this town because everybody knows you're more than likely packing heat...

it's the dumb asses who get lit up.
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>>132322602
>>132322673
>implying the rain can prevent the male black from committing crime
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>>132322678
With respect, we haven't much use for them, I'm afraid.
>>132322764
I was under the impression that things got heated up as it got closer to Independence Day? I hope Chicago didn't get too patriotic.
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>>132322539

ok
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We need to call these victim phone numbers as they read them out
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>>132322907
That's not what I said. I said if there is a high speed chase, I wish my Roberts good luck given that the roads are wet.
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>>132322928
Is... is there any use for nogs at all? Do they actually do anything?
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>>132322543
Also, I'd you want the proper Chiraq carnage, check back in about 18hrs or so. Shit will properly pop off around that time.

Oh, and some black youth got chased down the street by mexicans firing roman candles at him earlier tonight.
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>>132322928
>I hope Chicago didn't get too patriotic
Thanks, Obama.
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>>132322928
Don't blame you Zimbabwe bro. I wonder if you tell people around you of this, and how they yell about black lives matter. That must be interesting to watch happen.
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>>132322354
>Clutch
>live
worth it desu
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>>132322936
I'm not mocking it. Just poking fun. Currently listening to svenska Sabaton.
>>
>>132322928
Eh, everywhere in this country gets a bit patriotic. I'm sure the Chicagoans will have the time of their lives tonight once the fireworks are done. Godspeed ambulance, best of luck.
>>
>4 male hispanics lurking in the back of the walmart
>>
>4 male hispanics lurking in the back of a walmart
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Why are women so degenerate?
>>
Tomorrow's going to be a blood bath
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>four male Hispanics lurking in back of the Walmart
>shouldn't be back there
>>
>WITH A FEDORA ON
>>
>drunk wearing a fedora swinging a pipe at cars
>>
>fedora
>swinging pipe at cars
>>
>man with fedora swinging pipe at cars
AHAHAHAHA
>>
fedora lol
>>
S U P R E M E
>>
>>132323070
They can do plenty. Often enough they aren't convinced its worth anything.

>>132323101
I don't know what you mean, but what I meant was that I hope folks in Chicago didn't get inhibited by the fact that they were American, or else they wouldn't bring us enjoyment.

>>132323120
No one around here yells that. As interesting as it would be, it would be as much dangerous.
>>
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>FEDORA
>>
>>132323402
This is becoming even more hilarious by the minute. What do they put in the water over there?
>>
>male black in dark clothing chasing people with a brick
>>
>male black chasing people with a brick at the walgreens
>>
>male black
>chasing people with brick at Walgreens
>>
>16yo daughter left in the middle of the night
>loud music for past 5 hours
>>
>>132323476
>I don't know what you mean
http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/07/03/obama-urges-americans-not-embrace-too-much-patriotism-over-july-4th-weekend
>>
>Hamcake
>>
>>132323606
OR PANCAKE
>>
>>132323591
Her parents may as well plan her funeral now
>>
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What crabby used to look like..... any ideas what to do with her?
>>
>PANCAKE OR HAMCAKE

LEL
>>
>>7 goys
>>
Dammit, Juanita Jackson!
>>
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>>132323537


the tone in her voice when she said that?

comedy gold
>>
>unknown male inside their house sleeping
>>
>>132323526
lead, arsenic, fluorine, not anti psychotics unfortunately
>>
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>>132323596
How can a former president say that?I just meant that I wished they didn't NOT commit crimes. I know that sounds odd, but it is pretty entertaining. I don't go back to work for a few days so this scanner makes me pretty entertained. Here, enjoy a Rhodesian pic. An RLI KIA.
>>
>>132323648
if that was crabby I'd do unspeakable things. Even if more MILF, as long as it's within reason, I'd smash that. Her sitting on your face while she's at work could be fun too.

>fedora ninja still on the lose
>>
rise of the fedoration
>>
>>132322928
Across our four timezones, Independence Day is just getting started, Zimbabro. The real fun happens in about 16-18hrs. Post-dinnertime on the 4th in TZ -6GMT.
>>
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>fedora mentioned again
>>
Thank ye~
>>
>The Guy sneaks in to nap on your comfy couch
>Fedora Samurai wages his unending battle against the vehicular jew
>>
>>132323902
RIP
>>
>>132324013
Fucking died laughing.
>>
>>132324013
>Nothing personal, nig.
>>
>>132323902
F
>>
>all supervisors are at Swat situation
Another one?
>>
>3 male blacks with all black clothing and black masks
>Afraid to try and go home
Geeze, can you even imagine?
>>
>>132324013
>>
>her daughter and her boyfriend keep fighting
>>
/r9k/ at it again!
Nothin' personnel, kid.
>>
thought they would better at jacking cars, even a mercedes
>>
>across from the gingerbread...gingerman..........bar

Lo[ooooooooo]oool
>>
>fighting inside the laundromat
>>
>people are fighting inside the laundromat at Kedzie
>>
Goin' to Chicago, baby
But I just can't take you.
There ain't nothin' in Chicago
Except monkey woman and stupid niggers too
>>
What ended up happening to that poor fella who hijacked the FBI car, by the way?
>>
>>132325675
I know they recovered the vehicle, not sure about the weapons or the perps.
>>
>>132323648
Good night sexy crabby.
>>
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>>132325809
Night. Going to keep playing with her
>>
>female sleeping slapped the complainant and threw beers
>>
>smacked the complainant in the head
>drunk
>throwing botles
>locked someone out of the house
>>
>'Hugs and kisses all around'
>>
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>male beating a female for a while
>now he's trying to drag her into an SUV
>>
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>pay the toll
>>
>>132325775
some gear was recovered, but nothing about the guns yet
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-fbi-agent-s-car-weapons-and-gear-stolen-in-chicago-s-west-loop-20170703-story.html
Wonder if the CPD was behind it, pissed that the feds are there to clean up their mess
>>
Trick forgot to get him his money up-front.
>>
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Someone in a previous thread stated that the at least one person at the CPD is aware of these threads since they tweeted on 07/04/2016 a picture that is often circulated in these threads. I cannot find the tweet and I've searched on @Chicago_Police and @CPDALERTS

Did that actually happen? Do they browse these threads?
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>>132323902
Male Black must die. Send in the Rodies.
>>
>>132326436
That's a lot of based black guys, です.
>>
>>132326519
>That's a lot of based black guys, です.
2 niggers, 7 whites with shoe polish on their fash
>>
ok nm 3 niggers 9 whites with face polish and alcohol
>>
>tfw cant count
>>
>they're screaming.
Fucking howler monkeys.
>>
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>>132326697
>>132326751
>>
How many times do they have to say open keys and wtf are the mics always hot??? Get your shit together robert
>>
are enough of us awake to make a new thread and keep it bumped?
>>
>female screaming for help on Damen
>>
>>132326863
>SRHXXIRE
>ALL CAPS
A E S T H E T I C
>>
>>132326895
>are enough of us awake to make a new thread and keep it bumped?


If we make a new one now
>>
>Somethin's goin' on with that

Robert is ON IT tonight
>>
>>132326895
I'm still alive. Although I'll leave making a new one to someone else.
>>
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>>132326863
3 male blacks 8 male whites
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>>132326436
Three to the right line are affies, the rest are white. Still the selous sscouts should be revered as a fine fighting force.
>>
>it might have bit her finger off.
>>
>>132326896
Bad doggie BAD dog
>>
>>132326986
>HERESSSSSS GOOOD BOIIII
>>
i dont mind remaking but i wanted to make sure enough of you would be on. otherwise i was just going to let it die with this one. im up for a few more hours
>>
>>132327001
Bottom most right is also affie, I think.
>>
>1 shot fired
>>
>>132327102
I'll be on til breakfast. don't post much, but I'm here.
>>
new bread
>>132327242


new bread
>>132327242


new bread
>>132327242
new bread
>>132327242
>>
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>>132327001
>>
>>132327293
kewl
>>
>>132321154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICPAmS1TtIM
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