Fellow Ameribros
Remember to check your local ordinances in regards to fireworks. And if certain types (or all types) of fireworks are illegal, then make sure you follow the law. Remember, only degenerates refuse to follow the law.
Likewise, be mindful of people with dogs and veterans with PTSD as fireworks may freak them out.
Happy 4th!!!!
>>132315682
Get fucked.
t. triacetone triperoxide
>>132315682
We should make ptsd illegal.
Wow kill yourself
>>132315682
Or just be like everyone else in this state and go into the country after you buy them. You buy em here, you use em here. Its a dumb law anyway.
>t. Ohio
I know how to get the biggest professional fireworks and bootleg (overloads) and was previously involved in the fireworks industry, AMAA
>>132315682
A dog that has been so poorly trained or is just so plain retarded that it can't avoid losing its shit at fireworks should be put down.
>>132316019
Just outlaw everything bad and nothing bad can happen, duh.
>>132315682
seriously, you assholes, my doggo's heart can't take much more. At least go out to the country to light of the big ones, you lazy fucks
>>132316726
Sounds like it was fun. I used to be into amateur 'energetic chemistry' and had some fun on the 4th. Also built a decent ignition box and made some electrical ignitors for my own mini shows we held on some private property when I was younger.
How did you enjoy it? I imagine the prices must rape the wallet, that stuff always seems extremely overpriced for what you get.
>>132315682
>not setting off m-80s in the trash can, setting off all the car alarms in the neighborhood
>>132317037
Kill yourself faggot.
I'd toss an artillery shell into your house for fucking with my dog.
My dogs are so used to me shooting fireworks don't even bother them at all
>>132315682
>Lets kill some chinks lads
>Mongol farmer kills down syndrome 14% white BigMac soldier
>muh PTSD
>Go back to burgerland
>Ronald McDonald celebrates your arrival with fireworks
>TRIGGERED.mkv
>Binge eat cheetos
>Diabeetus
>Marry landwhale
>Have diabeetus kids
>Kids play Call of Burger
>TRIGGERED.nsa
>Go on a shooting rampage at your local high school
Cont. ?
>Celebrate Independence from the britbong imperialists who fucked our forefathers over with taxes and gun confiscation
>guise dont blow things up it mite offend someone!1
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!
>>132317430
I'll call an actual artillery strike on your dog for violating the NAP by emitting sound waves onto my property.
>>132317807
Quit larping nigger.
I've thrown fireworks into assholes' houses before.
>>132315682
>Remember, only degenerates refuse to follow the law.
No. Degenerates do not follow any sort of morality. What if tomorrow, the law told you to kill your children? Prostration to the state is not inherently good.
Ever notice how the poorest neighborhoods have the best fireworks?
>>132317971
the best fireworks are on the indian reservations, because nothing's illegal there
>>132315682
Fuck you, you don't tell me what to do
>>132317890
If you're not larping, story?
>>132317776
>17776
damn so close.
anyway, kill yourself mohammed
>ass rape isnt rape
>>132317776
>Kids play Call of Burger
top zozzle
continue
>>132315682
Fuck off. I'll celebrate America how I want. With big firey explosions in the desert and with my firearms.
1776!
Cops don't come out when people are firing guns in their yards around here, why would they come for fireworks?
>>132315682
>be mindful of people with dogs and veterans with PTSD as fireworks may freak them out.
Seems like they need to grow some balls.
>women in the military.
>>132317430
>I'd toss an artillery shell into your house for fucking with my dog.
If you said that about your kids I would agree but this is a fucking animal that would eat you if hungry.
Dont be a numale liberal and get some kids.
I have blanks for my nugget, better than fireworks.
>>132317890
And you are why firework laws are a thing nigger.
Fucking nigger does dumb things with guns and suddenly liberals want to ban them.
Replace guns with fireworks and its you.
>>132317971
Mexicans are better Americans now.
>>132315682
>Good advice.
Also, don't be a dumb-ass like le negro frenchmen in pic.
>>132320092
>Go on a shooting rampage at your local high school
>Kill your sons best friend
>Kill all teachers because they are teaching your kids evolutionary theory
>Get stabbed by Tyrone
>Hospitalized
>6 gorillion shekels healthcare bill
>Sell 30 ton "car" for 1 quadrillion french fries
>Detained only 3 months because muh second amendment
>Tyrone rapes you in prison
>Tyrone 2.0 rapes your wife
Cont. ?
>>132315682
>a day meant to celebrate freedom
>can't shoot fireworks
Fuck blue states
>>132316726
is it true Pahrump is the go-to place for fireworks?
>>132315682
Check out this firecracker.
>>132321083
the spics here do some kind of gunpowder/paper football type of homemade firework that blasts fucking holes in the pavement
>>132315682
mmmm
tasty
>>132315682
Massfag here. You can go fuck yourself
>>132315682
Went to the Injun reservation earlier today. Gonna have a GREAT 4th. Suck my dick, OP.
>LOS ANGELES COUNTY SLIVER in downtown San Pedro, CA fireworks next to Palos Verdes fuckery... and torrance, lomita fags... feels good man...
>>132316726
>AMA
How long have you been w/ the ATF, you snitch?
fireworks in the street and off balconies bitches...
>niggers don't know when to tongue my anus
>>132317197
They make war muffs for pets.. just for this kind of occasion. How about YOU stop being a lazy shit?
>>132315954
t. stubby
>>132315682
I feel so free reading this thread.
>>132317197
Get you a good bird dog faggot. They were bred to not give a fug about shotgun blasts they can take some fireworks every now and then
>>132315682
fuck you I do what I want.
>>132321684
>No you are a try hard gay
>gtfo my ameriburger website on this most holy of nights
And stop greentexting like a fuging pedo
>>132316310
Or just fire off your fireworks because police don't give a rat's ass today, just as long as they don't see you firing rockets into trees.
>t. Also Ohio
>>132324795
Damn. I wish I still had a hookup in Canada.
>Live in Venice beach
>Spics use fireworks as a mask to fire off guns
>>132315682
Read the anti federalist papers you bootlicker
>>132315682
ROFL
>b-be careful with f-fireworks
>>132315682
>>132315682
I don't know why you'd buy your own fireworks instead of going to a show. Seems like a waste.
I think California Liberals just banned sparklers. Matches may be next.
>>132326267
LA COUNTY? still can have lawn gardens, chickens, corn rows (the plant), and fireworks in the street...
http://www.fire.lacounty.gov/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/FIREWORKS-PROHIBITED-ENGLISH-SPANISH-5-27-16.pdf
>>132326598
like the beaners care or anyone cares rofl
>>132315682
>tfw all fireworks are illegal
it's unamerican senpai.
Guy's, please be safe out there and remember to watch out for wizards.
>>132326698
Fireworks are a kike psyop to stop white men from getting a good nights sleep. Why is /pol/ so bluepilled on this?
>>132315682
Theres some guy a block up lighting off half sticks. The cops probably didnt even round the block when I called them. They just wanted to know my life story so I hung up on the bitch.
>>132315682
shut up fake American
>>132327034
They look like they're having fun.
>>132327100
Fuck off kike freedom hater
>>132316726
>>132316726
>AMAA
>3 hrs ago
>1 post by this ID
I hope you get to see 0 fireworks on the 4th
>>132315682
To people with dogs--solo piano music at a tempo of around 60 beats per minute has been shown to calm dogs during thunderstorms and fireworks going off. Sometimes they go right to sleep. Try it if your dog is scared of fireworks, it might soothe them.
>>132315954
I'll sign that with you
t. ANAL