california is screwed

>>132314558
Archived that for you

>http://cnn com/2017/07/03/asia/north-korea-missile-japan-waters/index.html
https://archive.is/NG9U1

>>132314584
thnx

>>132314558
>>anything NK

yawn

>>132314708
I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled the trigger kim is really petty.

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>>132314558
I pray for the destruction of California every night.

Please Lord KEK, grant my wish!

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>>132315144
Dub of truth

>>132314558
Looks like it just barely hits washington

>>132314708
Not if they have tested an ICBM, that is the moment they are fully capable of reaching the West coast of the US. If they miniaturize the nuke then they could strike US.

>>132317761
And Kim knows that's a suicide maneuver. He would never preemptively fire nukes. He wants nuclear capability cause it automatically makes every country respect you and fuck off.

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>>132314558
8,000km is just about in range of Seattle.

I really hope they go for it desu.

Frankly they'd be doing us a favor if they hit commiefornia.

>>132318066
Yeah, nah. I'ts not like he has been threatening to turn the US to ash, and he is going full force for the technology capable of doing just that. The US can't just sit back and let them gain the tech to drop nukes on them, how would that look.

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More worried about Japan than commiefornia desu

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>3 jets just flew over here in Santa Rosa

>>132315144
Lord have mercccccyyy

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>>132314558
>fat, evil lesbian gets rid of some communist rats in shitville, USA aka california
>president trump wipes that fat, evil lesbian and his communist rat regime

everybody worth a damn wins.

>>132318445
Aaaaaaahhh shit

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>>132314558
Good

>WWIII starts on America's birthday.

And hereeeee we go!

>>132318328
This

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>>132318445
Kek will dance on the rubble like Shiva the Destroyer

>>132318799
sheeeeit
>i am become kek destroyer of califags

>>132318799
Digits for nukes?

>>132318203
It's not like we have troops on his border or anything

>>132319374
digits for destruction

Even if nk hit the us with a nuke it wouldnt be ww3

>>132319568
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Someone hasnt seen the recent escalation with China (South China Sea) and Qatar (israel v iran)

>>132315144
California happening is canceled. Try again next week.

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>>132314558
>NK nukes Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and San Diego

>ISIS sails cargo ship with nuke into Jew York

>Democrats loose over 25% of voters overnight

Imagine.

>>132314558
No one lives in Northern Canada, tis all good.

>>132314558
I live in California. If tomorrow Kim nukes anything South of Glenn County the only tragedy will be that so many of those fuckers are up here on vacation.

>>132314558
>UK isn't in range

The eternal anglo strikes again.

guys im right next to fort knox and i see massive convoys leaving what do i do

>>132314584
Ty.

>>132314558
Fuck California. I've been there. It's a festering wound of the American body that gathers way too much attention.

>>132322608
Post date and time-stamped proof or shut the fuck up.

Do you guys think NK is smart enough to target military bases in San Diego, or will they put Los Angeles out of its misery?

IT'S HAPPENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1o4B9SWrX4

>>132322695
i cant get good pics theyre moving too fast and its also night

>>132318445
Hey I'm a Santa Rosa fag too, feels good man

LA will burn. Thank Seth rogen

>>132314558
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
14225usb HAPPENING


THANK YOU
GOOD LUCK

>>132323436
See you in hell

Digits and NK will plant a nuke on US soil within the next 12 months.

>>132318445
oh shit it's really happening

>>132322869

doesn't really matter where it goes. they'll only get one shot anyway. i'd guess they'd go for LA

>>132323322

nice digits

>no-dong
>typo-dong

kek

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>>132314558
>mfw the Americans start another war and Europe eats all the shit again

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>>132323322
>>132322977
>>132318799
>>132318066
>>132315144
>>132320066

this thread is blessed. the next 24 hours will be eventful
>>132323599

>>132314558
well it looks like I finally have to start preparing for nuclear fallout

cheeki breeki lads

>>132322441
Aw thats sweet. You guys are gonna found another America tho, right?

>>132322441
Aw thats sweet. Er- you guys are gonna found another equally successful America tho, right?

>>132314558
keke, please no nukes
please grant d ubs or maybe even tr ips if we are safe in california
: )

>>132324438
: (

are we not safe

>>132324483
numbers probably don't lie most of the time
I'd say we can stay away from war until 2019
then we really have to worry, it's just a feeling, but I think that will be the breaking point for something big

>>132324540
>>132324483
>>132324438
I dont have meme magic
disregard my posts

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>>132315144
Oh Lord Kek, Don't kill California for fuck sake I live here.

>>132324556
:(

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>>132314558

hold me pls

>>132324627
Come on God I don't wanna get cuckolded by Norks

>>132324556
We don't need to wait too much longer. They'll just be better prepared.

>>132314558
Destroy commiefornia, blockheads. Please.

>>132324690

We kinda deserve it for letting them be crazy for decades

>>132324627
>Don't kill California for fuck sake I live here.
Sounds like incidental damage. It is all for the greater good anon. They expect some of us in the wreckage.

>>132324836
For you

>>132314558

NK wont use their...whatever the fuck they have unless they have to. If they start launching missiles at countries their country is toast and their rule ends...kim knows this. might take seol with him but thats where it will end. not going to risk his rule unless he has no choice.

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>>132314558
It's another exciting episode of nothing ever happens with your usual host: North Korea

>>132315144
>>132322692
Fuck you faggots, California is literally the best state in the USA.
>the best nature and wildlife
>the best weather
>the best innovations and universities
>the best economy

The computer you're using right now was probably invented there.
It's literally the global center of innovation and technological progress.

There's a reason why California has the highest cost of living the US, it's because everyone wants to live there

Literally nothing is going to happen lads, just NK celebrating its missile test. Happened plenty of time in the past, just go to sleep.

>>132325084
KEK , have fun getting BTFO Jose

>>132314558

Only true giant faggots would see their own country nuked to get rid of their boogie-man California.

HURR DURR BASED NK WILL GIVE US THE PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY.

WTF is wrong with you ridiculous Trumpcucks?

Too bad North California is basically a giant Red State filled with dumb fuck rural poorfag hillbillies and are who in range. Nuking there would make California MORE Blue by killing all the Republican voters.

Can you actually say you love American, and hate half the people who live here?

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>>132314558

Kim can now nuke Sweden and hasn't yet?

Stop being a turbofaggot Kim.

>>132324628
you can live if you want
make a plan find a place to run off to if you are downwind from the blast sight so you don't die of cancer from the fallout
carry a gas mask that you can drink out of and replace the filters repeatedly.
I would reccomend a m40 mask, those are comfortable. If not get an SGE 3/100, those are very good but expensive.
Before the fallout reaches you eat some food and take a potassium iodide pill. You won't eat for a while afterward probably. If you want to stay protected by the mask then you'll need enough canteens to survive a few days that are compatible with the mask. wait inside away from fallout. Wear clothing covering your skin all the time so beta and alpha particles don't kill you. If you want you can drop a potassium idodide tablet in every day's worth of water. (likewise you can try liquid food in your canteen, all of which water included needs to be prepared before the fallout reaches you) It will be uncomfortable but wait it out for 7 days so most of the radioactive ash will degrade. You can leave if they send in rescue of course. This is only in an emergency.
You really should get out of the way of fallout if you can.

Just want to clarify, the missiles you guys are talking about are not the ICBM that they just tested, correct?

>>132324628
read up on it

>>132318445
this means it’s really happening
any minute now

lol you faggots wish

>>132325084
>best weather

are you a fucking retard?

THEY JUST OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED IT WORKED

Let fire rain from the skies.

>>132325464
California coast is the only place in the US with a mediterranean climate, aka: a perfect climate

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>>132314558
Remember my sacrifice when they cleanse the world of my Communist city

t. Seattlefag

>>132325257
>Rural and suburban retards
Nothing to see here

>I live in California.
Well lads, its been a good run. It's been one hell of a ride, shitposting and fucking with the U.S elections. You guys are the best, love you all.
No homo.

>>132314558
Well now you right and far-right leaning individuals have zero excuse for your own extermination if you don't leave that quarantine zone. Don't go down with the ship with the rest of these literal communists.

>>132325028
This right here.

If Best Korea goes full kamikaze, they'll will take out South Korea or Japan before they hit the USA.

>>132326075
We might as well just write off South Korea entirely, Samsung already sees the writing on the wall considering I just saw something about their next model being a flip phone variant? They know their factories are going to get wrecked and they are taking a step backwards.

We promise we won't retaliate if you just level the state of California.

>>132318445
>oh no kek bless please!!!!!!!
>a plane was in the sky!!!!!!!!
>hapeding!!!!

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>>132314558

C'mon Kim! I know you can hit London if you try.

>>132326350
This