GUYS?!?!?!

>>132312763
stop posting this nothing bull shit

>important
Probably opening another new street or something.

>>132312763

yep, confirmed... they just launched a missile near Japan!

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>>132312763

>>132312763
>verified twatter account
>important

Choose zero

>>132312763
Rice yields up 34%. DPRK citizens spontaneously celebrate Kim Jong-Un's leadership.

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>>132312763

>>132312763
Probably bullshit, but I might use this as an excuse to stay up a few more hours.

My uncle works in Japan and he says there are massive waves of fighter jets heading to the northern part of the island.

>>132312763
Let it happen.

Trump needs a nice flashy war to get his poll numbers up.

>>132313200
Mine too, says the whales are leaving the seas.

>>132312763
Announcing the 6th nuclear test. It will be the finale since a few hrs ago they successfully tested an ICBM with a range of 6700km.

>>132313200
My uncle works for Nintendo and he said they're making the next Halo game for the Playstation.

>>132313200
My Dad works at Nintendo in Japan and says they have stopped making Marios games because of the missile tests.

Do it.

Do it faggot

they are switching to Geico?

>>132312854
hi mootikins

>>132312763
KimJong is launching a twitter account. Trump needs someone to bantz with

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>>132313325

My dad works at North Korea and said they are going to stop making solid snake games

good i hope they kill kpop

This one's got some range fellas.

I heard they're going to increase production of soybeans

>>132314073
hope so, it would truly be the space race of our time

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>>132313100

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>>132312763
Do it !!
> pic related

>>132312763
For some reason I feel like all north korea is doing is a cry for help by Kim.

If he shows weakness, some general will off him, so he hopes the USA invades rather sooner than later so he can maybe enjoy a few years of his life in anonymity

>Just like Dear Leader gave up golf after scoring 18 hole-in-ones in a row, now that we have perfected our missile and nuclear warhead technology we will be ceasing our program.

>>132312763
>announcing a future announcement
Kim confirmed for larping faggot

>>132312763
NK delivers less happenings than Skyking threads. Useless shit country.

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ruh roh! Reports emerging that the latest missile test was in fact a North Korean ICBM! Kim is untouchable now. He will nuke DC... I repeat the madman will nuke DC!!! It's over. America is kill.

>>132312763
They're going to wish their greatest ally, the US, a happy birthday with rocket launches and explosions, showing solidarity and best friendship.

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>>132314813
>maybe enjoy a few years of his life in anonymity
sure bro

>>132313200
My uncle is an inmate in Yodok Concentration Camp and he says Kim is going to nuke Japan.
>Id's habbening

was talking to my brother who is in the marines and he was talking about how ever one is kinda on high alert b/c they dont know what trump will do so ever time the north does somthing like they do drills to be ready to attack them within 4 hours....

however he was not being mobilize or anything desu only thing we talk about was how much he hates nips kek

>>132315058
too soon bro..

>>132313100
Based Dad meme.

>>132315003
this

>>132312763
there goes San Fagsisco

>>132312763
pls nuke jewsa pls pls

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god damn it, I've only just woke up. This better not be apocalyptical this early in the morning.

>>132315200
>there goes San Fagsisco
S

>>132315120
oh btw hes at MCAS Iwakuni if anyone wanted to know

>>132315200
please this, either san fran or san diego

He's cornered the market on frozen concentrated oj. We are fucked... skykings abound.

>>132312763

>the only places in range of a potential NoKo missile strike are Hawaii, Commiefornia, Oregon, and Washington state.

God, we should be so lucky.

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NOOOOOO IM NOT READY TO DIEEEEE

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>NK cancels ceasefire
>the entire country that existed for thousands of years is glassed in seconds by a bazillion freedom rockets

>>132315012

>nuking DC is bad
>nuking the massive tumor of waste, theft, corruption, cultural marrxism, and identity politics is bad

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>>132315332
GUYS PLS TELL ME ITS NOT REAL I DONT WANT TO DIE NOOO

Protip: Best Korea just invaded China.

>>132315327
dude DELET THIS shit, I'm 3 days no fap, trying to make it to 4.

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>>132312763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

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>>132312763

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>>132315462
anywhere in america will do

>>132312763

NEXT HEADLINE: North Korea may or may not be on same terms of agreement with Tump, Sources say.

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>>132315332
>>132315489

>>132312851
>implying they could afford to make a street out of anything but dead peasants.

>>132315327

You better hope they don't hit California. That's one of the nation's main food supplies. Just because parts of the state are liberal doesn't mean the rest of us Ag folk should burn.

>>132315285
fuckoff, let the bay area burn first

WHERE WILL THEY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT
>WHERE WILL THEY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT
WHERE WILL THEY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT
>WHERE WILL THEY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT
WHERE WILL THEY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT
>WHERE WILL THEY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT

>>132312763
>HEADLINE: ITS FUCKING NOTHING

Skykings going off like crazy over the wave right now

>>132315842
on their official twitter of course

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News

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handy time to live clock (06:30 is wartime)

https://time.is/GMT

>>132315842
for thos on freedom time 2:30am est so in like a hour

>>132315802

This, /pol/ is retarded and led by their emotions (hatred), they don't realize that what they wish for is going to bite them in the ass.

>>132315842
on the shore of the New Korean Sea aka Old Seoul

>>132312763

They're going to buy a second car...

>>132315923
I asked where, not when

>>132315842
3pm Korean time. Just over an hour away. Get your ass ready anon!

>>132315806
Please. My brother is at the Marines Depot in San Diego for Basic, so I'd much rather they hit San Fran first

>>132312763
Aint gonna be shit. Kim's a coward.

>>132316060
It's 3:30pm now, what is the stream we are watching

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>>132315897
>https://twitter.com/DPRK_News

holy kek i didnt know the person who runs there twitter was a auss

>>132315802
I have a year of food, easy
You and all your mexicans can go to hell

>>132312763
literally nothing

>>132316014
my bad here

>>132315897

or im sure within 10mins it will be all over the westen news

>>132315285
San Diego? You want them to destroy a major Naval base and supply line? You're a dense mother fucker. Because that's what the US wants, a major naval base destroyed along with some of their carriers.

>>132315802
just avocados, wine and california rolls
we'll be alright

>>132315327
Well Oregon is safe. I doubt NK will fuck with us unless they know about Portland. Please hit Portland if anything. I'm sure they have their sights on LA, Honolulu, Seattle in that order.

Start the 60 minute countdown timer....

Will it be..... a Kim Jong-Nothingburger??

>>132316158
isn't that a joke account?

>>132316516
Its always a nothingburger

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>>132312763

>>132313200
i feel nip twitter should confirm this.

>>132316639
I hope you get nuked 1st you fucking faggot

>>132316543
it was real in my mind

>>132316661
I'd pay money to see that.

>>132312763
Kim is pregnant? XDDDD

>>132316661
spooped

What if it turns out the ayys made first contact witb the norks

>>132316795
If the announcement says anything about being "Over the Moon" then yes

>>132312763
Yes, I want to marry you, too, kita-chousen-tan

>>132315200
Based norks.

>>132313200
>northern part of the island

Say him let Japs don't attack Russia so we could enjoy anime.

>>132313325
Hey, after the mario raving rabbids game, anything is possible

>>132316661
whats that from

>>132313325
That Halo is a pretty badass dude killing those aliens with his sword

>>132317075
The recent Terminator movie

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Is it happening yet?

>>132315940

Trump seems ok.

>>132317194
>gib money
>or else
>trumps america doesn't negotiate with terrorists
>norks glassed just in time for 4th of july
i see noth9ng wrong

>>132317194
I'll give you 2 dollars.

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>>132314073
that would be so badass

>>132317334
US will never nuke Norks

>>132317396
We could totally take them out right now, we ahould, dont let them gain full nuclear technology.

>>132317194
>1 million
NK so backwards they're stuck in 1969

it would be so fucking dank if china (and putin) got kim to resign on the down low and get SK and NK to reunite ALL in order to make trump look good so he can brag about ending this whole ordeal and serve two terms off the back of his heroic deeds

putin and xi should hire me as one of their puppet master advisers - i could 7D chess the fuck out of the US

>>132313200
My grandma who's been dead for 20 years says fuck you.

>>132317465
Use conventional weapon, we don't need nuclear wasteland on our borders.

>>132317541
napalm?

>>132312763
Unless they are launching a missile to wipe the Zionists from the face of the Earth, I don't give a fuck.

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/882113196873723908

>WATCH LIVE: North Korean TV, usually offline at this time, starts playing celebratory music ahead of announcement

Spider just descended from the ceiling towards my face and I smacked that shit so fast and sprung from the couch. Gonna be staying up now for the rest of the night so this announcement better be something. Have they done these things before? It seems strange they would announce something like this on America's birthday.

>>132317702
NICE. Perfect to get drunk on the fourth and watch the nukes fly.

>>132317717
ya we got like 30mins gonna be kinda sad if its dumb i wanna go to bed comfy tonight and wake up to bombs dropping on the 4th

>>132312763
Such attention whoring over nothing.
North Korea is worse than Kimdotcom.

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>>132312763
Oh my god it's happening world war 3 is about to start!!!!!!!!!!!

>>132317577
Send your negros to live there.

digits and it's happening

Total nothing burger

TAKING ALL BETS, TAKING AAAAALL BETS

Standard announcement of successful ICBM (A new one) : 1/3

Announcement and demonstration of nuclear warhead ontop of said ICBM: 5/2

Announcement of immediate hostilities with SK: 7/1

Announcement of ultimatium to the West to cease hostilities (sanctions etc..) or face nuclear strike: 10/1

Announcement of a revert to democracy and free and open elections will be held soon: 250/1

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They are going to wipe California off the map?

>>132317894
>WW3

Why are Americans so stupid and call every local conflict world war?

DPRK live:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtQBrjBFp2Q

I guess announcement in 40 minutes.

>>132316661
>San Fran getting nuked

wtf I love the DPRK now.

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>>132313226
We need a draft to feed the fodder machine.

>>132315842
>Stay tuned world for Special announcement from DPRK
>"FUCK YOU"
>Next up, Sunny Side Up: Home Gardening in DPRK.

Based on Trump tweets, no Korean War Part 2 any time soon. He's letting the chinks put down the bull dog in their back yard.

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>>132313325
My dad is the president of Nintendo and he told me the cheat codes to give all the pokemons big titties but I'm not gonna tell you.

>>132313200
My sister spoke to a japanese person once, and that bitch didn't even go to college.

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When is Kimmie gonna join Twitter? The bants would be glorious

>>132315802
They'd nuke LA or the bay. All the useful parts of commiefornia would be fine.

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>>132315385

>>132315301
Beef jerky time!

Why does everyone think this is a nothing burger? Does North Korea have a habit that I'm not aware of of making announcements about nothing? I want this to be a happening.

>>132317978
1st guess is New ICBM
2nd guess is the Ultimatum
2rd guess is both

>>132317465
>We could totally take them out right now, we ahould, dont let them gain full nuclear technology.

They're a tool of the globalists, if you listen to Stew Webb and Tom Heneghan on YouTube. North Korea/CIA has full nuclear technology whenever the globalists want to give it to them. But in the meantime, every rocket is a signal to manipulate currency and mass counterfeit, namely the Dollar and the Yen. They wouldn't dare risk direct human contact for that, kek

That's why they keep moving ahead with "nuclear". They have no fear because they are run by the U.S. Deep State. They are a prop to get us into Yet Another War. They are the stage for the false flag for the EMP that will kill our grids and subjugate us.

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I don't after 50 years of cultural isolation reggae would be a thing in NK.

Has to be a code for something, I hope it's a delay

>>132318292

It'll probably just be some form of gloating over their newest missile test.

The Right Side Broadcasting cucks are doing a livestream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUncNUexr44

>>132318004

Its called 'Hope,' stupid.

Why are we even watching Nork TV. It's not like anyone will understand what the fuck is being said. This thread will just be people LARP'ing HUR DUR I SPEAK KOREAN THEY JUST SAID THEY'RE ABOUT TO NUKE SAN FRAN!!111

>>132315788
That'd be a pretty important announcement.

>>132315802
Their nukes wouldn't cover enough of Cali to damage the good parts. Radiation from NK-baby-nukes isn't apocalyptic.

>>132317978
It's an ICBM we've known that for like half an hour how slow are you guys?

https://twitter.com/StratSentinel

what the fuck is stopping us from steam rolling norks?

>>132318678
I wish this were real, I would laugh my ass off

>>132318773
Fear of Russia, China, Iran and muh morals backlash

>>132318826
It's true though

Some bitch is speaking now

>>132318773
China attacking us like they did last time--except now they have nukes.

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They are buying CNN.......?

>>132318678
God bless this man

>>132315285
i live in san diego and honestly i am praying we get btfo first. enough is enough.

>>132318292
they made an announcement saying they have unicorns a few years ago

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I swear to god, every one of you turbo faggots posting about north korea should just be auto banned.

Its the same news that its been for the past couple of decades. NOTHING!

>>132317504
One million dollarsss

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>>132312763
I am ready for Kim and Trump to have mad banter between each other over the next 24 hours.

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>>132313100

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They caught Bush invading again......?

>>132315332
embrace it
it will come for all of us, when it will does not matter

I WANT NUCLEAR FIRE BABY

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>>132319333
OH SHIT?

>>132312763
North Korea will sexually identify as a nuclear weapons capable and relevant superpower. The western world will be forced to accept their declaration or face worldwide civil war

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>>132319333
checked
change that shitty flag

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtQBrjBFp2Q

Fuckin chingchongs dont know how to announce shit

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>>132319460

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>>132319333
War never changes...

>>132319333
stop it,kek is taking a break,he will not return until September

>>132317194
Holy shit it's over. The US has finally been defeated.

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>>132318905
nah it ain't on twatter

I can still be happy that these tweets will be in federal archives for the rest of time, though

>>132318013
>>132318443

These two streams. This is a major announcement, /pol/,

Watch it be a sincere apology.

fireworks going off every where right now.

would be cool if i cant tell if the blasts outside my window are freedom fireworks or missiles

>>132312763
>Give us food or we will attack

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>>132319561
one MILLION dollurz

>>132318013
is there a stream with a fucking translation?

>>132312763
Welp. It's all over guys I gue-
>not a retard
it's nothing

>>132319630
>I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery sadry arone

>>132319524
"kek" is Korean internet laughter. How ironic.

>>132319752
You gotta rely on the chingchongs in the chat

Where can I find these songs?

>>132319752
this rsbc jew is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUncNUexr44

>>132312854
>!Ep8pVkrWN2
close, but no cigar

>>132319836
no
>>132319819
>relying on chingchongs
>ever

Any Koreans in here that can translate when this shit happens

>>132319575
No, I mean the content of the fake tweet is true.

>>132319836
RSBN guy is a jew?

>>132313837
U don't know, but they did install gentoo

>>132319934
just whites

>>132319986
oh hell yes the content so fucking true

that's why I would love to see Trump compare a communist news outlet favorably to the cuck news network

>>132319993
I do not know man, was just a joke. He does look kinda of Jewish.

>>132314719
> it "do it...to it"

>>132320078
He doesn't need to, their content does that for him every single day

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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>>132318599
Plus, Kim Jong is a stupid motherfucker, but he knows better than to actually provoke us. The US would skull fuck him to death.

His country is surrounded by other countries we'd be able to stage troops from. Not only that, but our defense budget for one year is more money than the entirety of NK altogether. And our technology, even the declassified stuff the Army tests constantly, could crush his country in a matter of weeks.

China wouldn't dare back North Korea, they rely too heavily on the US to prop up their economy. Even if they switched all their workers who worked in outsourced US factories to manufacture weapons, they couldn't afford to construct the facilities to keep up with demand of an all-out war with anyone, let alone the USA.

This isn't a happening, it's just nonsense.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUncNUexr44

Everyone thinks /pol/ is a poland chatroom

>>132320176
Nuke upwards chinks? aka North Koreans?

>>132320254
It's not?

>Japan's defense ministry says North Korea's missile test is a "serious threat" to Japan and cannot be tolerated

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>>132320254

>>132320176
He meant to type
>Nyuc nyuc nyuc
Like Curly

>>132320176
How did we let this man get the nuclear codes?

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hell yea

>>132320367
>>132320329
Kurwa motherfuckers

do i really have to watch this live on RSBN?

>>132319044
jej

T minus 8 minutes before the gates of hell burst open. Are you ready brothers?

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>>132320254

> mfw polish autism support forum

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>>132320374
I like you. Top kek

>piggus pronounced "pig us"

>>132318016
This. Thanks bros!

RSBN looking for a translator at the moment - if any of you can do so, and want to. I suppose that's a good opportunity for some keks.

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>>132320450
what does that mean?

>>132320176
nothing under control
we're all dead

>>132320521
t minus 5 minutes now...

>>132320600
check'd

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>>132320419
>mfw Japan invades and rapes NK

>>132320419
Japan ain't gonna do shit -- everybody knows that

Jim dong uns wife is preggers!

>>132320450
Nothing will happen. More empty words and failed sanctions. China is the one who holds all of the cards here and they love watching the rest of the world freak out.

T MINUS 60 SECONDS
GET ON NCTV

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>>132320467
>>132320367

>>132312854
HOLY SHIT MOOT IS BACK

>>132320734
the world is the syria crisis and the hermet is north korea. we're just finishing that card right now.

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>>132320600
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?!

>>132320867
Moot is red

>>132320759

Hard to say. North Korea is in trouble now that China has stopped its oil shipments, and stop buying Nork coal.

What did she mean by this?

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>>132320888
I disagree but either way this is the end.

>>132316661
wait is this real?

when did this happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_0OVHcIMh0
Thread theme.

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Just saw it on KCTV. Seoul is gone.

>>132320979
3 minutes ago

announcement is that "they have successfully tested an ICMB missile"

fucking bullshit. its nothing

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>>132317504
>thatsthejoke

confirmed:

FLASH: NORTH KOREA SAYS IT CARRIED OUT A SUCCESSFUL TEST OF AN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE

FLASH: NORTH KOREA SAYS IT CARRIED OUT A SUCCESSFUL TEST OF AN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE

FLASH: NORTH KOREA SAYS IT CARRIED OUT A SUCCESSFUL TEST OF AN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE

>>132320979
fucking what dude

hype

not really

>FLASH: NORTH KOREA SAYS IT CARRIED OUT A SUCCESSFUL TEST OF AN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE

Meaning it can hit the USA.

>>132320979
Yes it's real, it just happened. Didn't you feel the collective sigh of relief when have the libtards in Cali died instantly?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>132320734
> yfw you think this is a centrist publication
> yfw the Rothschilds own this, too

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>>132316661
Why did Kim do this!?!?!

>>132312763
>Don't come to America tomorrow

CHING YO DO SA SEEEA CHUNGAYA

ICBM.

THIS IS IT BABY.

THE FUCKING FOURTH OF JULY

>>132321217
some of you guys are alright

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/afp

https://twitter.com/afp

https://twitter.com/afp

k... So anyone want to translate that?

Inb4 happening

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>>132319333
Digits confirm it. It was nice knowing you, /pol/,

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thread theme NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST SOON!

Wish the US Media had nearly as much of a Patriotic hard-on as the DPRK TV

>>132321152
>FLASH: THE US CAN SHOOT AN ICBM OUT OF THE AIR WITH ONE OF OVER 100 ANTI-BALLISTIC MISSLE BASES ALONG THE WEST COAST

Who fucking cares?

Is there any confirmation that the missile they launched is capable of carrying a nuclear warhead?

>>132315385
>But not before taking out South Korea.
>All those K-Pop beauties, gone.
>Like tears in the rain.

i hope WW3 starts next week. ill be on a company trip to the Dominican Republic and i would not mind dying on their beaches

>>132321347
Even if it doesn't hit Cali, the shit will hit the fan for the Norks.

I hope he nukes us
Take out San Francisco

fucking do it

Take us all out

>>132312854
>>132312854

>>132321347
FLASH: THE USA DOES NOT CONSIST OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

>>132321347
The dozens of countries that are targets but don't have such defense you autistic faggot. Murica' with their heads up there own assholes smelling their own burger farts again. You think NK is only an enemy of you fat fucks?

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I lol'd at RSBN guy's typo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_eY1W7Ezw4

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40491138

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40491138

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40491138

GUYS WHEN DO WE STRIKE

>>132321495
Need to change that to tendies pronto

>>132321416
I think Kim Jong is at least smart enough to know that an actual military strike on the US is a terrible idea.

You can poke the bear, but you better hope you don't poke it hard enough to wake it up

>>132321495
Well, they certainly have bigger balls than any western european nation.

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>>132315757
May I use your picture elsewhere? It's a good smirk. Here's one of my own as payment.

>>132321445
good point - is netherlands prepared to defend herself?

>>132312944
kek

>>132313331
that's the final straw.

FATTY KIM MUST DIE.

>>132321446
Monroe doctrine shitlips. You think I give a fuck what rinkydink country gets nuked?

The voice of the nork news woman...its, ...it's so, beautiful...

>>132321575
kek

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE,HOPE YOU CAN SEE THE FIREWORKS!

>>132315012
NK has the largest submarine fleet in the world. They have been capable of nuking any seaboard city for years now.

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What is fucking wrong with this world. NK is peaceful country, and they are not allowed to have nukes. USA is invader and terrorist state #1, but they are allowed to have nukes

>>132321424
>nukes LA
>gets rid of teh spics and Maxine Waters

>>132321446
Murica.. that's the nation who has to deal with this because all other countries spend their whole budget on gibsmedats, right?

>>132312854
moot

Kim will point the nuke at Sydney.

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>tfw you said it would never happen and maybe just now it might happen

Trump would serve a third term if he got korea to reunite

>>132321636

nothin but tests on skykangz ....

....and nork pillow news lady has problem identifying where is Mr. Sparkle in land of wind and ghosts.

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>>132321527
1 hour

>>132321582
>>132321626
kek

>>132321711
Uh oh

>>132321829
there it is

>>132320176
Fucking Pokémon go player. I knew it. Trumpanzee your mewtwo will fall to my tyranitar next year when they finally implement pvp.

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>>132312763
>North Korea
>ANYTHING ever happening

>>132321829
Sydney's shit anyway. Don't worry.

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>>132321657
That is because we do not follow rules, we make them. Try to follow along.

Are we gonna die or what?

>>132321913

agreed. did slant-eyed gaesha grandma say anything worth listening?

I want to open a Convenience store in north korea after we give it a hot FREEDOM dicking.

>>132321950

>we make them.

You can`t even elect president withour our help

>>132321657
"Peaceful Country"

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A lot of beeps coming from the air force

>>132322044
Ahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhhqhahahahhahahahahhaha American civic nationalist and nationalist btfo.

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>>132321655
Yeah, about those subs.

>>132321547
his sister is the one running everything, he sits around plays with his kid, plays COD:IW on XBL, and fucks his wife between photoshoots. he's just a figure head.

>>132322147
Heh that rust.

>>132322044
HOLY SHIT, YOU DROPPED THE H-BOMB OF BANTS RUSSBRO!

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>>132322046

They didn`t invade any country since 1947, meanwhile ameretards

>Korea
>Iran
>Cuba
>Vietnam
>Lebanon
>Libya
>Iraq
>Afghanistan
>Yemen
>Venezuela

>>132322244
And that was the submarine they felt worthy of showing off to dear leader. You can only imagine the state of the rest of their "fleet".

>>132322044
fucking lmao

>>132312763
I honestly hope they will declare war already, so that we can settle this.

>>132312854
im sorry who are you?

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Korea has the tendies!!!!

Korea has the tendies!!!!

Korea has the tendies!!!!

>>132321657
>>>/shill/

>>132322513
Finally, thank you

>>132322346
>What is power projection
If NK could they would go on the offensive they would. Bottom line is life is shit in NK they arent a peaceful country to their allies or even their citizens.

>>132322346
We're just trigger happy. We spend billions of dollars to buy big guns, and we need someone to point the dangerous end at. Half the time nobody really knows why we invade places, we just do. Blow shit up then peace the hell out.

>>132322513
INVADE NOW

>>132315332
>>132315489

SOON WE WILL ALL BECOME CHILDREN OF THE ATOM

>>132322205
Really? Is she single?

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>>132322513
REEEE

GO!

GO!

GO!

>>132322377

They're more effective and quiet than their age and appearance might indicate. That, and the massive artillery barrages pointed at Seoul have been their redeeming military strengths.

>>132322635
>basically were just niggers

>>132321711
nice hello from parra

Lol NK thinking they can ruin the 4th im not even mad. Its just funny they are digging their own grave deeper and deeper.

>>132322873
You got a problem with it, come try to stop us, neighbor

>>132313269
Harpoons in 30 minutes!

>>132322833
The artillery is definitely a problem.. for the South. Their subs are complete trash though. And yes, they are noisy as all hell.

>>132322346

>They didn`t invade any country since 1947, meanwhile ameretards

Implying that makes them innocent.

Don't forget that you Ruskies were the ones to start all this nuclear-stealing nonsense, thus hindering our worldwide peace efforts and stirring up conflict. You're all still under our strict surveillance. I hope Snowden's doing alright while he's spying on you.

>>132320176
The nuclear code was just "nuc" all along

https://twitter.com/NorthKoreaKimJU/status/882134518215397376