DPRK SUCCESSFULLY TESTS FIRST ICBM

>>132308056
It fizzled out into the ocean. They fail.

>>132308474

>They fail.
Uh, no.

>>132308474

but they could sell a missile to durkas who don't much care where it hits

>>132308557
>uh, no
oh sweetie

>>132308659

I can't even.

>>132308741
>I can't even
Honey...

This is getting boring
Nuke them or stop complaining, fuck
>don't you better not do it again by god
>does it again
>loser!
>does it again
>I'm telling China on you

>>132308474
They where testing the radius of their missile, not trying to launch nuclear war

so China helps them out with other stuff, but not that eh, and what they give a list of things for China to help them out with food, materials, clothing, electronics, missle textbooks, and China just ignores the last bit?

>>132308860

Sweetie pie.....

>>132309597
oh, oh munchkin muffin...

>>132308056

Don't forget that it can probably be sub launched

So combine the sub range of a small diesel on to it

Hawaii is definitely in reach.

>>132309205

China helps them through Iran.

Iran and Norks share tech, which both got from China.

>>132308056
>they made an ICBM not explode

This is like the shit with the Kennedy's but the communists we're dealing with this time are somehow more autistic

>>132308056
BREAKING NEWS BOYS
INDEPENDENCE DAY DINNER WILL BE NK

The end of US is near. God bless Putin and god bless Kim.

>>132311364
we will nuke russia
death to russia, death to the gooks, death to islam

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>>132308056
Just be done with Pyongyang already.

Dude theses are Chinese tests

>Can't reach California
who cares

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>>132309773
>N.Korean Sub

>>132309751
go to be darling

Major announcement 6:30 utc

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>>132308056
Can they touch you /pol/?

how based would it be if we blew nk to smithereens on 4th of july

>>132308056
No california, bummer

But hey it will reach the planned white ethno state of Alaska xD

We better stop memeing this NK shit

>>132315041
houston is safe, i hope they blow up so cal

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>>132308056
>>132308557
STRATEGIC
PATIENCE'S
HAS
FAILED

I think North Korea might have fudged the bucket this time.

>>132315041
>live just on the other side of 5
maybe?

>>132315041

kek nice one

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>>132308474
It flew for forty minutes on its intended path; a high parabolic ballistic trajectory.

>>132308056
That's a fucking Hwasong-12. It's an IRBM, not an ICBM.

t. Fellow at a Beltway think tank.

If I shot a model rocket across the Strait of Gibraltar, would it be considered an ICBM?

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>>132315041
>all those dongs
There's no way that's real

>>132315041
F

>>132308056

I dare them to attack CA
I don't think they have the balls to hit Los Angeles, the barrio section

>>132315195
Seconded. Rid us of Cali, pls

>>132308056
I thought this was their x ICBM? What were all the others?

>>132308659
>>132308741
>>132308860
>>132309751
>>132314890
Shut up, sweet tits.

>>132308056
They do NOT have the technology. You really believe they have a missile guidance system that can reach the US??

You're an idiot.

>>132315224
Then he has nothing to lost at this point and should hit LA or SF, and do us a favor before we're "forced" to take action for such a horrible event.

>>132315392
>t. fellow at a beltway think tank

tell me mister fellow why the fuck are we in Korea in the first place?

>>132315650
lel

>>132315041
wtf? is that woah wait no way
IS THE EARTH REALLY FLAT??
HOLY COW

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It's an ICBM
.

>>132316116
No, it isn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-V6MZlyCqE

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>>132308056
Those bastards better be ale to hit California.

>>132308056
I'd talk about the US' defense system, but the past two times they tested it it passed then failed. They even admitted it has a 50% success rate.

>>132315768
Oh snookums ;3

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>>132308056
Can we go to war now? Please?

The only missile that could hit us would have to come from the inside. Anything shot through the air would be taken down within minutes, even seconds. we have secret tech for that shit.

>>132316319
they have shit that is not public, that works 100% of the time.

>>132314784
They actually have a pretty large sub fleet. Well, large for a country like them I guess.

>>132308056
>ICBM
>capable of carrying zero payload to the ocean
More like a fucking ICM, yeah I see 'im.

>>132316484
for some reason there are people who honestly believe a missile would be mistaken for fireworks if its done tomorrow

>>132315041
Kim can touch me with his long dong

>>132316412
Ploomsy wumsy hun bun

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>>132315902
For the same reason we were in any country in the Cold War; to stop Communism.

We're still there now because via the UN, we became the Security Grantor of RoK.

>>132315650
san diego plox

>>132315671
T H I C C

D
I
C
C

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>>132308056
I've been waking up wishing NK would try Trump. I would love to see those stupid gooks get nuked and Russia reclaim it

>>132315812
>preventive measure

>>132316552
Then we'll have to see when someone tries to launch missiles at the US.

>>132316287
you are gonna look like a huge retard in an hour or so when it's official

broadway road

>>132309773
That's why I think trump is pushing for space. Wouldn't surprise me if we already know the location of all their subs with our satellites. We have a couple thousand up there.

>>132308056

where the fuck is he getting so much money that he can run new icbm tests every 2 months or so WHAT THE FUCK

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>North Korea about to knock 5 electoral votes of California

>>132317336
big pappy china and i think NK main export is black market shit so

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I bet trump is really pissed they decided to do their test on the 4th of july.

if not today then tomorrow north korea will be glassed out of existence

>>132316769
>For the same reason we were in any country in the Cold War; to stop Communism.
Is that just a fancy way of saying to subsidize the oligarchy?

>>132317254
That's a dangerous game, though. Ever hear of Kessler syndrome?

>>132317336
>>132317429
They sell coal to China. I've heard they're also huge exporter of meth and weed.

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>refuse to let the jew enter your country
>deny the holocaust
>race realists
>ultra-nationalists
>tell the UN to go fuck themselves
>make weapons and sell them even though US threatens you with annihilation
why does /nu/pol hate BK so much?

>>132317651
would not suprise me

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>>132317449
This is absolutely routine for the DPRK. They launch tests on American and RoK holidays like clockwork.

My tank was expecting this, although I was in the minority expecting it to be an underground nuke test (we all agree one is way overdue and think they may have a problem with their fissile material processing thanks to a Stuxnet-like virus in their Intranet).

>>132315812

>You really believe they have a missile guidance system that can reach the US??
I don't know if anybody knows that outside DPRK.

>>132317726
nu/pol/ is 100% paid info-ops. It really is that simple.

>>132315392
>t. Fellow at a Beltway think tank.
Isn't that reason enough to kill you immediately?

>>132317651
>>132317734

sometime ago I think it was VICE that ran a story about how you could find north koreans working construction in the shitholes of eastern europe

cuba also does this, their doctors working down here in the jungle get paid shit since their government takes like a 90% cut, with north korea it's an even better deal since it's in euro

But you know that NK has some submarines that are or will be able to start them?

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>>132317617
It's more of a Crony-Capitalist Plutocratic Noocracy than an Oligarchy.

>>132308056
Oh no, not Alaska.
What about the ice!?

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>>132318117
Right, fair enough.

>>132317819
What's up mike egghead always knew you posted on here lol

>>132308056
>talks about range
>never seen anything close to it

Just because my car has 100,000 miles on it, it doesn't mean it can do it in one trip. The hardest part is being able to navigate it without me beimg in the driver's seat... oh god EVERY NORKIE MISSLE HAS A NORKIE PILOT!

>>132315041
hahaahah
>tfw when u realize the reach is a perfect circle in the azymuthal projection
flat earth bois

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>>132318227
Ohhhhh.... Dr. Gilens, the DoP Proff at Princeton?

Marxist idiot. My tank doesn't even review his works. He also supports BAMN and Antifa and drives a fucking Prius.

>>132318015
It's pretty cool that Un went to a European university. How badass would it be to have unknown son of a leader as a roommate.

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>>132318310
No Joy on that ID, Goose. I chip from the other side of the pond. I'm an Eastern European Specialist from a country most Yanks think is a Chinese ripoff of Seaworld.

>>132318618
It's cute when you used-policy salesmenchildren stamp your feet and cry. It really shows that think tanks all need to get the Charlie Hebdo treatment.

>>132308474
You're dumb as fuck if you think they're going to hit a land mass with it until they're 100% ready to spawn some mushroom clouds.

>>132317726
Christianity is growing in SK and I don't want them to be persecuted under a communist regime

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>>132318874
Read the peer reviews of Gilens' works. Even in his own circles, he's mocked.

I don't know a single Beltway Gang -on any side of The Aisle- that doesn't view his name attached to a file as Spam.

>>132315429

If it traveled at least 5500km past the strait, yes.

200k troops trained in unconventional warfare.
amerifats lost before the war started.

FUCK YEAH WE GOIN TA WOR

>>132319375

>amerifats lost before the war started.
How? Perpetuating strategic instability in Afroeurasia is the ultimate American imperative.

>>132315429
No because Africa begins at thr Pyrenees.

>>132319547
you shipped all your industry to china. what happens when you start a war with north korea, a chinese ally?

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>>132319375
You became the Sixth NATO Member to exceed 2% this year. Good job.

You know that one little airbase that hosts American F-16s and F-15s all the time that you complain about the noise from?

There's 10 WS3 Lockers there and you now host a combined element of 40 B61 and B83 nuclear bombs from the US without your permission or knowledge.

>>132318872
>>132318618
>>132318117
>>132317819
>>132316769
> posting attractive females to arouse anons and distract them
>>132315392
t. Fellow at a Beltway think tank.
And people think this infowar shit ain't real

>>132308056
The best part is that China is fucked.

I wonder why China has not done anything about this? Can't it get Jong-Un killed?

Now either China protects him, or fights US in which case Taiwan declares independence and Vietnam and Japan take control of South China sea.

Oh wait, it doesn't end here. India balkanizes Pakistan and fucks up China's interests there. All the while using their navy to block Arab oil shipments to China hastening their demise

Israel will help India steal Paki nukes. While this happens Iran attacks Israel and then Saudi Arabia attacks Iran.

Turkey attacks Saudi Arabia.

Greece attacks Turkey

What next pol? Is it finally WW3 time?

>>132315041
Fuck

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>>132319899
>You became the Sixth NATO Member to exceed 2% this year
amerifats ate that up.
it's 2% on paper. it includes salaries, pensions, everything. no money for buying weapons.
in reality it's 1.2

>>132319107
The statistics he exposes activate the almonds on their own weight. Nice try with the pro-grade ad hominem, though, as if peer-review weren't a racket and Beltway Gangs shouldn't be genocided, each and every last one of them.

>>132319850

Why do you ask about China? Your boast concerned North Korea.

With that said, assuming us and them subsequently went to war, the resulting (mutual) economic fallout would be on the lower end of everybody's concerns.

>>132313301
Death to degenerate americans
scat-porn and vidya loving guys
whore women

>>132315041
That's a nice dong you got there, Jong-un.

>>132320232
>Why do you ask about China?
why do you talk about euroafroasia in a nork vs amerifat war?
stfu.

>>132320350

You're the one that asserted we had already lost a non-existent war.

And it's Afroeurasia. You're (or perhaps I should say eur) in betweent the two bigger boys.

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>>132315392

So what would you say you do here?

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>>132320106
You've clearly not read through my posts, unokatestvére.

You are housing, roughly, 28 megatons of US nuclear weapons making you a direct target of Russia when the "Baltic Crimea" happens in August or September.

>>132319930
Want the truth? My tank laughs at how close and yet how so far off /pol/ and InfoWars are when it comes to the conspiracies. You manage to glean a nugget of truth most of the time, but you chase the vein of iron pyrite instead of the quartz with the gold.

>>132320518
of course you're in a war with north korea.
it's an information war.
shut your stupid whore mouth before you "assert" more bullshit.

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>>132308056
Just an estimate using google maps
>Not in Range

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>>132308056
Imagine if today on the forth of july north korea is destroyed. best timeline

>>132320605
we're not housing any nuclear weapons.
russia would have to be notified before that happened.
some small nukes are still in turkey.
i for one welcome our new russian overlords.

>>132320634

Judging by your inability to grasp the implications of your own posts, it seems like you're the one in an information war with your own deficient mind.

He has everything to lose and nothing to gain.
To think NK would attack the US is ridiculous.
He's living a nice plump life on his throne he's not a martyr.

>>132320791
judging by your mouth full of shit i conclude you're a retarded autist.

>>132320854

I concluded you were just plain-old retarded several posts ago.

>>132320706
>Arc on a flat earth

Get out

>>132320768
>russia would have to be notified before that happened.
>kek
Was that Neon Nettle piece real, the one about Putin demanding a pedo extraction from the halls of US government or else he starts naming names?

>>132320106

Why is this something to be proud of? "Yeah guys our army kicks ass on paper, but really we're just a bunch of gypsy faggots who will pickpocket our enemies to death"

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>>132320177
Find out what you can on OPERATION: SEAWAY BLUE (or CRIMSON). A FoIA Request *should* prove what I am saying by proxy.

CANDICE (BLUE or RED) and STICKS (GREEN only) will only double my veracity.

>>132320768
NEW ATLAS.

>>132320706
there are amerifat troops in SK and Japan, to name a few.
there's Guam too.
if drumpf keeps threatening them then why are you shocked when they start launching rockets?
stupid amerifats.

>>132320991
it was true. in your defected tormented mind.

>>132320996
it's a treaty between russia and usa, freaktard. you don't just move nukes like peanuts all over the place.

Yay fireworks show for the 4th!

>>132320605
Most of the 'conspiracies' are true. They go off track, some just slightly enough to discredit the whole argument. See: guy shoots computer in pizza joint.
People are very skilled at the subtlety of diversion. It is amazing to watch.
But, I agree, this group found Shia by using sat images and shadows from a flagpole, and found a terrorist training camp.
On other things...so close, but then one mistake makes it all go to shit.
Just my thoughts. Not a larper, just a lurker.

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>>132321178
>Expecting America to hold to these treaties when they can move 40 B61s anywhere on a C-130...

>>132313647
I wish it could teleport to manhattan

>>132308056
I currently live in San Diego, I have never seen this many phones go off at the bars at once.

Apparently a lot more people are getting deployed today.

>>132321343
you need special storage for them.
not that i mind having a few nukes at disposal.
that and thousands of slave americans going to war to protect me.

>>132308056
Fugggg hopefully this doesn't drive the lefties out of Cali for fear of being nuked

>>132321439
That's okay, just burn their homes down so they can't return.

>>132317726
>refuse to let the jew enter your country
>is communist

They let the worst jew of all take over the place.

>>132308056
What's so hard about making missiles? Krauts have literally been making guided missiles since the 40's but here we are almost 80 years later and gooks still can't do it well.

nothing happens

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>>132321304
I cannot speak on Pizzagate, but I can assure you that what I know about DoD and posted on 4chan is about 60% true.

That "modular" hyper-sonic plane you call the "Ghoul" does exist. Never seen one with a "Red" payload launch, but it does go out with "Blue" packages frequently.

>>132308056
This is what happens when you let a country get away with things no other country would too many times all you faggots here who were a few months ago calling us war shills now see that theirs no stopping a ruthless dictatorship by simply ignoring it especially if the whole population is brainwashed

>>132321178
>it's a treaty between russia and usa, freaktard. you don't just move nukes like peanuts all over the place.
The US can do whatever it likes, as it doesn't see itself as bound by agreements. There's a nifty Russian word for this, нeдoгoвopocпocoбны, "not agreement-capable", not capable of honoring commitments.

>>132321774
They're trying to do it with both hands tied behind their backs and trade embargos with conditions.

>>132321858
>all you faggots here who were a few months ago calling us war shills
If you would stop antagonizing them, they would leave us alone. You were and remain a war shill.

>>132308056
strap in boys, its gonna be a fucked ride

>>132308056
Kill DPRK when?

>>132317726
>Follows biggest Kike ideology like a religion
>Race Realist
>North Koreans
>White
Who let "you" in

>>132308056
>long_dong_II.jpg

Are well all gonna die or what?

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>>132308056
North Korea will not exist this time tomorrow.

>>132322113
Let's use the war shills as human shields.

>>132321963
How do we antagonize them when they are the ones who hold prisoners and send them back brain dead. Maybe you should go to North Korea and be a diplomat let's see what you think then

>>132322185
>How do we antagonize them when they are the ones who hold prisoners and send them back brain dead
Local laws apply when travelling, fgt. Also, if he was in any way associated with the MIC, he's fair game for anything and everything. I congratulate China on executing all those US spies, tbqh.
>Maybe you should go to North Korea
They can do whatever they want, OVER THERE. That's probably too subtle of a distinction for a (((liberal))) to grasp.

You goys are all missing the point. North Korea is now a nuclear armed nation openly hostile to Israel with first strike capability. WWIII confirmed.

>>132322185
To answer your question, do you really claim that yearly """"""exercises"""""" keeping their military on high alert and ruining their planting season isn't antagonism?

>>132322491
>North Korea is now a nuclear armed nation openly hostile to Israel with first strike capability.
Good. The sooner Israel is glassed, the better off the whole world will be.

>>132322491
NK could be removed in 7-8 minutes. It would not be a war. They would just be gone.

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i always knew world war 3 would start on the 4th of july...

>>132322491
When we had World Wars, we also didn't have nuclear missiles.

That literally changes everything.

>>132322491
Only has one warhead, no MIRV for reentry, probably has no evasive apparatus against AA/ ABM.It would be a fucking massacre for those boys.

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I DONT WANNA DIE

>>132320995
You can prove to yourself the earth is not flat.
>Do you know something called star trails? You can track it with you own eyes.

>>132308056
GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR APOCALYPSE

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>>132323042
its over for u

>>132322911
Severely underestimating jewish neuroticism. It's a threat, maybe not a credible threat but when has that ever mattered.

Lol what if Kim Fung Who just lied about it all

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>>132308056
>mfw trump is about to start a nuclear war because of a stealing retard

>>132323042
you probably won't, just stay strong

>>132322465
Okay stay put like the good got 600 pound Cheeto faggot you are, wait till North Korea successfully launches an attack on the United States or its allies and then I hope you kill yourself fgt

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>>132315195
I'm in Houston too. We safe, buddy.

>>132315041

I just get schlonged by the Long Dong, welp, time to move to Rwanda

>>132323204
You think the norks were sending a message, returning a dead jew? I do.

>>132316769
>DPRK
>Communist

Sage

>>132308056
>tfw the end is near

Guys, if you wake up tomorrow in a sea of ashes and find out you've been vaporized and america turned in a sea of fire, please now you were alright and we'll kind of think about you

>>132308056

all china has to say is ok and kim jong gook is dead.

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trump senpai
bomb north korea

>>132315195
floridafag here. we good

>>132323128
Read what you just wrote my guy.Conundrums are not mutually exclusive with salience...

>>132308056
>Can reach Alaska

So what?

Is he going to nuke a bunch of snow and ice or something? Why should Americans even care.

>>132321963
>expecting nu/pol/ to understand paleoconservatism
This place just keeps getting worse, man. I'm considering to just lay off this board for some time.

>>132323336
>Okay stay put
Just kill yourself, imperialist bully.

>>132323604
NK was able to bomb Guam 2 months ago
Now they can hit Hawaii and Alaska
They'll be able nuke California by September
Washington DC by January 2018

>>132319107
>Read the peer reviews of Gilens' works

This is how I know you never read an academic journal in your whole fucking life.

Peer reviews are used by editors to accept or reject publications, the reviews themselves are never fucking published.

You just heard "peer review" and imagined up the whole process without actually verifying what it is, didn't you, retard?

>>132323717
>They'll be able nuke California by September
>Washington DC by January 2018
I see literally nothing wrong with this.

>>132323377
Uganda? What the fuck are you doing with internet?

Listen up, this missile hardly has the range to hit Japan. It didn't even function as intended. Stop worrying, it's another failure.

>>132323990
this guy gets it

>>132323336
There's no way NK can launch an attack on the USA, you fucking idiot. The USA has amazing anti-missile defenses. The USA is going to war with NK to expand its hegemony, not because NK is an existential threat. You are a real fucking idiot and should off yourself.

>>132323581
>>132315195

fucking el paso, texas here.

we get the tail end of the fuckery. but i can migrate into the davis mountains be safe hopefully

>nuking Alaska
Yeah, okay, make sure you hit something vital

>>132323990
I thought this Mars-14 missile could hit Hawaii?

>>132324141
That's not what this missile was.

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>>132323751
K,

Yeah, there's a reason you never see Gilens in any real publications, Mr. Prime Minister.

>>132324271
So Mr. Think Tank anon, what do you think is going to happen with North Korea in the next few months?

>>132324579
I can answer that. Nothing.

>>132324254
So the Hawaii missile was merely a missile, and this new one can hold a warhead,

>>132324692
Warhead or not, it has the range to strike Japan and that's probably only if launched from an eastern site. It's not the ICBM it's being made out to be.

Why does North Korea think this is a good idea?
They would get crushed in a war. No one would be on their side. Even if it was just them vs america they would be stomped, but it would be them vs everyone else on the planet besides ISIS.

>>132325051
>but it would be them vs everyone else on the planet besides ISIS.
Here's your (((You)))

>>132315224
Trump isn't gonna do shit lol

>>132308056
Is an invasion of NK imminent?
How are Americans feeling about the fact they might have to put boots on the ground once again? NK seems like a tough enemy to fight on their ground desu

>>132321085
I'm not shocked, they can't reach us, even if they tried.
>Choosing another target would be like suicide, due to the WMD treaties.

>>132315041
Uncle kim can touch me with his dongerino

>>132325051
They know war will never happen.
USA or South Korea have no will to fight .

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Get ready for the draft boys. Hope you can fit into the Norks extensive tunnel systems.

>>132316116
>altitude
>2500km
modern fact-checking

>>132317018
I wish I was kim jong un. Imagine the nk pussy that guy pulls. Fuck.

>>132315041
>long dong
no gook has a long dong

>>132325594
d u b s if you lie

>>132322584
Its a great day. Great timeline. We might getvto witness it all come down

>>132308885
California will not authorise a nuclear first strike so the USA will only react AFTER they nuke California.

Yada yada yada. Where to invest if I figure a trump strike is inbound?

Why is kim jong fatass trying to flex? What's the strategic mindset here?

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Nuke USA

Fuck wallstreet
Fuck your nigger jew infested NGO cuck cia jihadists loving country

>>132326324
He's possibly just trying to boost North Korea's nationalist morale even more, make the people proud to be Korean in-case they actually wake up from their brainwashing.

>>132308056
I don't want to see the USA nuked, because it may help them to wake the fuck up and become a decent nation again, instead of just leaving them to carry on as they are, in which case, soon enough, they will be majority spic nation with more niggers than whites.

This is something I really want to see in my lifetime, lads.

>>132326594
You like your five eyes, you perfidious punk?

I hate NK threads. The least happening of happenings, and that's counting random stabbings worth of local news threads.

>tfw mostly pooperpeeved California will never get nuked ;_;

>>132317651
China abandoned NK coal over 2 months ago, buys American now.

What the fuck did the Atlanteans do to NK to provoke these constant missile attacks?

>>132315041
Yes but statistically why would they target my city?

>>132326594

That's fucking child abuse Dad

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>>132315041
>No Dong
>Fat Dong
>Long Dong
>DONGERINO

I want this to be true

>>132326660
>>132326937
It's only because they babysit Israel in all honesty. If they got rid of the jews I honestly wouldn't care.

Remember, they get ONE shot really before everyone unholds on them and Nork becomes a crater.

What is the most likely place for them to hit?

>>132323628
Its been a rough year for /pol/, Brexit broke it...
Ever since the referendum subhuman filth has been flooding the board.
Where are the anglos? We used to have top bantz with them...
The new krauts are either proxies or leftyfag Schultzbots. The amerilards are neocon boomerfag tier and (((r_td))).
Shame!

>>132320015
>I wonder why China has not done anything about this? Can't it get Jong-Un killed?
They would really rather not have US bases right on the Chinese border, which will happen if Korea reunifies under southern control.

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>>132326363
have you guys even chirped up 1 million of the denbts yet?

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What we need is another war, america has become numale faggot center.

>>132325199
A nuke strike on LA is what we need. It'll be republicans for decades and give us absolute freedom to go fuck up Iran, pakistan and anyone else who dares to talk shit. China will toe the line in an instant as well.

It's like with Pearl Harbor. We have to let it happen.

>>132321025
The thief is a standard part of any dungeon group lol.

>>132325051
>>132326324
>>132327096

I've been thinking that too
the only sensible attack would be on the south. but that wouldn't last, just another stalemate

If i was a rouge nation I would fuck up a country that wouldn't see it coming. Nuking Ukraine would be great way to stir up shit between the NATO and Russia.

Fuck it, drop it on Saudi Arabia.
>make it look like NK has connections with groups in Qatar and nearby states.
>SA takes all of the gulf for defense
>US Removes all or most bases in the middle east and focuses on NK
>An uneasy 3 way alliance with NATO, RUSSIA, and the New Saudi State
>Mass land invasion by all 3 nations, lasts years
>Millions of civilians, all brainwashed to fight to the end against these imperialist
>Gooks out last hiding from constant drone patrol, fake towns, thousands of trained people could fake troops being moved by holding lights
>10 years of this and the public will start cheering for the underdog
>A dirty withdraw from the conflict leaves all 3 nations in ruins.
>All 1st world countries become gray nameless states
>CHINA WINS ASIA
>Everyone will be robots with no souls

>>132316298

Califag reporting in.

Please. PLEASE !

>>132327590
>the only sensible attack would be on the south. but that wouldn't last, just another stalemate

But why waste a nuke on Seoul? They already have so much artillery already trained on the city that they could devastate it with that before a counterattack from the US. Nuke something else.

>>132327590
>Mass land invasion by all 3 nations, lasts years
Let's not kid ourselves, the war will end within a week. We aren't talking about ISIS or some shit where it's independent actors, North Korea is a state. The japanese were brainwashed too, but aside from that one guy in a cave, they all gave up too when their government told them to surrender.

>>132327811
I'm sure s. korea would wipe the floor with north within a few hours. It's funny north wants reunification while the south wants nothing to do with them. Its a burden to them.

>>132327211
Fair point but what about intsalling a puppet?

Everybody knows Jong-Un is China's dog

Also, if Kike Kushner hadn't forced Trump to attack Syria, international community would have respected Trump's word.

FUck Kushner

>>132327811
They have like a "golden" hour or so before the US could counter attack.

>nuke something else

That's where the idea of nuking Saudi Arabia would be a lot more impactful.
It feeds the west all its oil.

>>132328001
I'm just using the same logical most use if mainland American was invaded, every able body fighting to the end.
Most NK civvies are use too wartime conditions by, Rations, curfews, blackouts.
And on the fact that everyone is raised with a deep fear and hatred of the white devils.
Even if the US could get all the nations of the world behind them 100%, you still have one nasty war.

>>132327074
Ah, well, fair enough. It has been prophesied that Babylon will become toast in about an hour (or it's 30 shekels off).

>>132308056
They're going to nuke Yellowstone and say it big accident.

>>132308056

how does this missile follow the Earth's supposed curve?

>>132328973
The same way an artillery shell
It doesnt

what vpn do you guys use?

>>132332229
Hoxx VPN add on is quite handy

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>twf when norks nukes will never reach Spain

>>132332310
its blocked on pol, are you using it right now to post?

>>132332810
No, why would you post on pol with a proxy

Korea couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Koreans are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Korea is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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>>132327590
What one country could the norks nuke that would change everything?

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>>132308056
pls nuke spicifornia so we can start over

>>132320995
kek

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>>132308056
hopefully they get one up & America doesn't shoot it out the sky. Would love to see drumpfykins melting from nuclear fallout

>>132332932

There are no pigeons in pyongyang
The people ate them all
North Korea is a failed state

>>132333546
>There are no pigeons in pyongyang
>this is bad

>>132333546
>North Korea said it will make a major announcement on Tuesday at 3:30 p.m. (2.30 a.m. ET), South Korea's Yonhap news agency reported.

>Earlier on Tuesday, North Korea test-launched an intermediate-range ballistic missile into the sea off its east coast, South Korean and U.S. officials said.

What's it gonna be, boys?

>>132318444
oh god

It appears that an anon had knowledge of north korea's successful ICBM launch over 7 hours before it hit the news

Or it's just one massive fucking coincidence. His thread is still up and archived from 14 hours ago

>>132332154

>>132333782
The first one to find our missile will be nuked last

>>132308056
You know what's kinda surprising? NK seems to be making progress in nuclear weapon in the space of a few years what it took America and Russia several decades to complete. Yes it's funny that they keep fucking it up but the fact that they're making progress at all on such a relatively small budget and rescources is actually somewhat surprising.

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>>132318444
>The hardest part is being able to navigate it without me beimg in the driver's seat
>There are no pigeons in pyongyang

Uuumm... guys?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon

>>132320271
death to neo-nazis and antifa alike
america will rise again

>americans
>scat
aren't krauts the #1 scat porn producer?

>>132308056
>>132328312
>>132328312
>>132328312
>>132328312
HAIL DEAR LEADER

>>132334136
fuck off cuck

>>132325331
>NK seems like a tough enemy to fight on their ground desu
their training is probably dogshit

>>132334226
their biggest problem is they would run out of fuel , no air support, no tanks, no lorry resupply, just infantry on their lonesome, prime targets for endless carpet bombing.

>>132334100
america and russia researched it independently/spied on each other because it was new science now you learn how to build an atomic bomb in high school physics

>>132334136
Not all nazis are krauts you monkey. fuck krauts.

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>>132315392
What is a Beltway think tank?

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>>132315041
>Dongerino
>Fat Dong
>No Dong 1
>Long Dong

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>>132315041
>that little bit of portugal that is out of range

SAVE ME, GREATEST ALLY

>>132308056
>US gov got in secret contact with the Norks
>Let them know that it's pretty much it for them, their end is here and they can fight it or accept it
>But if they accept it things can be quite cushy for them

But first...

>Get given nuclear research and knowledge in secret
>Prompted to develop as fast as they can to get a working ICBM or a few
>When ready, launch a few at some select targets the US decides
>World outrage and US takes the responsibility to step in, but no nukes, just a quick war to destroy the Nork government
>In secret though the very top people get off in secret and get to live somewhere nice and rich for the rest of their days
>Korea reunifies after a short war with little deaths

The ultimate false flag! Tell the Norks they're dead in the water anyway, so before they go, nuke some targets US wants, then they get to live large on some private island secretly till they die. The overall problem is solved, and the US gets places they want nuked, while always being the good guy!

big boss kim will live a happy life and will die of old age.
america is shit. can't get to him.
good!

>>132334557

Welfare for humanities graduates.

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>>132308056

90's Kim Basinger
00's Kim kardasian
and Now ... Kim the Communist

this Kim pattern will not end well :p

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>>132316461
we can only draem

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>>132315041
feels good man

>>132308056
There is literally no city is the US that if Norks bombed it would be considered a bad thing.
Prove me wrong

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>>132308557

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>>132315041
Yes.

>>132321025
Clearly you've never had contact with Romanians before.

>>132308056
From what I have read, the main problem they need to overcome is making a nuclear device that is small enough to fit on the ICBM.

Therefore, they really can't actually do anything at the moment unless they have solved that problem.

>>132308056
Maybe this will keep them safe from marauding American Imperialism. Everyone should get some really just for that purpose.

Memes aside. Okay im usally against miltary interventionism but North korea needs to be stopped. How do we go about this?

>>132341500
We dont. The power of nuclear persuasion still too strong.

>>132341500
What are they doing that needs to be stopped? They haven't attacked anyone in 60-something years.

>>132332932
Kek this is a nice copypasta

>>132308056
You won't get this in (((MSM))) unless you hunt but the test is actually tit-tatting:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/23/world/asia/south-korea-missile-ballistic.html

Which was tit-tatting a previous test. Demonstrations not necessarily a bad thing desu, everybody knows consequences.

>>132308056
Nice! Now they're caught up to the 1950's. Cool!

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>>132315075
It sounds like fun, but Seoul is within a stone's through of massive NK artillery, not to mention radioactive fallout were we to nuke them. SK is based, an ally, our battleship in the Orient.

Do we have enough bombers and conventional weapons, bombs and missiles, to carpet fuck southern NK really fast before they fuck SK's shit up?

Have you ever been to a Korean massage parlor? Versus all ethnicities and nationalities, believe me, they go the extra mile for the dollar of the won, let's continue to fulfill our commitment to help protecting them, while remembering they control, and on a hair trigger, a massive arsenal of nukes themselves which if launched may create more problems than it would solve.

What tf happened to geoip flag assignments?

The best first step here is to assassinate Kim.

>>132308056
>NK sends missile to Alaska
>melts ice
>floods
>radiation+floods disrupt oil and gas drilling
>america invades canada
>russia moves in on alaska
>wwIII

>>132315041
I'll get blown up by 4, but so will Reno so I'm fine with that. Fuck Reno and everyone in it.

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4 of July my Ass. Hail Kim!

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>>132315812
But they do have the tech to take out Seoul with a quickness, and I would like to take that away from them by means of creating sedition and defection. Taking out Kim somehow, whether by sending our boys in to take the shot or getting the chinks to chip in, would be helpful. Am I right?

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>California gets nuked by NK
>US nukes NK
>Commies on both sides are dead

How is this not a win for everyone?

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>>132340727
Now put the long dong in muh mouth, and start pumpin'.

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>hear about this on twitter
>open up cnn stream
>"muh russia"

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>>132343786
Because despite nukes flying over their country, Japan wasn't somehow involved.

>>132320015
>Taiwan declares independence
are you an american by any chance?

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>>132315041
>mfw totally fucked

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To what degree do you think the North Korean leaders believe their own propaganda?

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>>132343373
>>russia moves in on alaska
COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.
ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED.

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>>132343956
If they nuke Japan before One Piece is finished, then we go to war.

>>132344175
>Americans are letting internet pictures and anime cartoons decide questions of death and life

Thats why North Korea deserves nukes

>>132344440
Someone's upset b/c their whole country is in the kill zone. Should've stopped them while you were still a real Super Power.

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>celebrating the 4th
>nuke goes off at night time
>we think it's just a wicked sick firework going off
>keep celebrating till the next day
Honestly doubt most people care about this shit. Using China's best warhead (5mt), it would have to strike LA to do any real "damage" to CA, since of our airstreams, no where else would affect the state as much. Granted, actually nuking LA, SD, San fran would be an improvement.

>>132308474
So you're retarded enough to think that they intended to hit Japan?

ok trump quit fucking around

its time to end this fat fuck

>>132325751
>>132316116
>tfw we hit altitude of 384,400 km in '69
Y even bother kim

>>132325751
It is steep altitude trajectory so it cannot be intercepted.
>The steep trajectory, common with recent launches by the North, prevents its missiles from reaching nearby countries such as Japan, according to Reuters.
Altitude was 2082 km and range was 930 km.
This one can reach US.