/CPD/ Chicago Police Scanner General: Mayham Eve

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inb4 male black
Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT
In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman
can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor
Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist
Own prisons & cemetaries globally
Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city)
Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth
All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison
The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them
They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world
You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now
The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear.
Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones
The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.

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>>132305222
Checked

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>gangbangers in escalades and tahoes

>>132305222
>fireworks at the gas station

1st for shooting fireworks off at the gas station

my OC!

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>>132305426
>>gangbangers in escalades and tahoes
we ridin spinnas

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locations single

Walgreens

>>132305222
Are you negro hunters who exploit fireworks as a cover up for killing black people?

>>132305426
stereo types exist for a reason
>wallgreens, intoxicated male insulting customers
shit I should play bingo

>>132305555
check'em.jpg

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>>132305565

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>>132305555
>Are you negro hunters who exploit fireworks as a cover up for killing black people?
checked
they thought it would be good cover for their crimes but it backfired

>>132305594
Holy shit KEK.
I was hoping for a "no" as an answer.

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descriptions single

>>132305555
sshhh! We use fireworks to flush 'em out into the open.

>>132305641
Backstory?

I'm serious when asking.

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>>132305565
Interstellar Ozzy

>looks like it's a house fire

>>132305769
Have we started the fire?

>>132305738
meant for >>132305555

>>132305738
>5555
Actually... That should've been my post:
>>132305555

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>>132305222
Thanks OP. Digits check out.

>>132305807
It's all been burning since the negroes been learning

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>>132305807
Bane?

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>>132305713
no backstory but it sounded like nigger logic to me

Why are you guys so obsessed with chicago? Do you really think this is representative of the entire country? Basically 1/3 of all serious crime in the country happens in this one city. I'd say we're doing pretty good.

>male black choking male hispanic

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SOMEONE INTENTIONALLY CUTTING OFF ROBERT? INTENTIONALLY MURKING UP HIS TRANSMISSION?

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>>132305908
Robert's a big guy

>>132305981

Just listen to the scanner and have fun.

>>132305981
one word Robert...
>schadenfreufe

>Male black choking a male hispanic
Wew, pack it up boys, let`s go home, problem is solving itself if male black suffers and accident afterwards or gets killed hin revenge.

>>132305928
You misunderstood the question or I misexplained myself.
I meant to ask:
>are you people working for a collective named ROBERT that hunts negroes once a year with the help of fireworks as a cover-up?

>>132305981
ROBERT CANNOT BE STOPPED
ROBERT CANNOT BE CONTAINED

>>132305486
Do we have a substances card?

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I've been listening on and off today, niggers were shooting at each other before noon and about 4 hours ago male hispanic was jacking off in the library.

>>132305222
Any thy lord came upon us, and blessed be the family of Robert, Brother of Adam, listener of Sassy and thy lady crabby. Thy not fear, thy keys be checked on earth as in dispatch, with /pol/ we listen. amen.

>Templar Jesus Robert for duty.
I missed most of this weekend, how bad was it?

>>132306218
nope but if you give me 25 items i will throw one together

>>132305981

because it's the capital of the midwest, almost every midwest burger is familiar with it chicago.

also guaranteed habbenings. every. single. night.

i also used to listen to this scanner then show up to sites IRL for funsies, so it brings back memories

>>132306233
Sounds like it's gonna be a fun night, for us......

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Here's a blank 4th of July card for anyone who wants to build their own.

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>>132306233
>niggers were shooting at each other before noon
>checks heyjackass com
>only 7 people shot so far today

>>132306095

they are cutting off the SGT on purpose

Maypole
check

>>132306144
Bump for background

>>132306476
wonder who he pissed off?

>>132306282
I'm totally planning a trip to chicongo to do /pol/ autism level tourism. I wonder if Robert would ever let us do a 10-20 person ride along event as a meet up kinda deal.

>>132306557
I imagine it's just good natured trolling

>>132306610
Pls don't end up getting some local girl pregnant

>some kind of fire on the sidewalk

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>>132306610

it's kinda surreal when you show up to the shootings before the cops do. also fun talking to the media guys.

the premise of this movie is an actual thing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcrawler_(film)

We it looks like someone started the fire

sidewalks burn?

>>132306526

Nah we just listen to the scanner. The people hunting negroes tonight are other nogs and hispanic gangs.

burn them sidewalks

>>132306883
Anything's possible in chicongo

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i beat you to it jesus robert
> on a jet plane this month
>cubs tickets
> going to get a pic and buy a station donuts

>>132306921
Phew
For a moment I thought you were for real.

>>132306835
love that movie....

he was also great in Prisoners...

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FIRE is ROLLING

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>>132306610
>mfw when I'll get to crack open a cold one with robert

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>>132306610
was nice knowing you

>changed middle card at the bottom other was more of a day card

>Noelle is calling because she was driving slow
Is this the voice of a witness?

> offender's name is achookie morris

>420

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>>132306233
>niggers were shooting at each other before noon and about 4 hours ago male hispanic was jacking off in the library.

>>132306835
I had a bootleg of that, but for some reason I could never manage too get through it without falling asleep.

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shit's blowing up in Slavtown

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>>132307153
>achookie morris
oh these made up names anon, hahah...ha...ehhh, oh god

>intoxicated boyfriend has a butcher knife

>>132307153
Gesundheit

>male black is intoxicated and has a buttcher knife

How early do the niggers go into action tomorrow?

>>132305222
I need a quick rundown /pol/

>>132307350
Right now

Why are people (yes Niggers, spics, and some whites) such drama queens with fires, knives, etc. Just do your drugs in your basement like the rest of us while watching Youtube clips. I know I will get the typical /pol/ response but why does it seem like people can't control themselves.

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>loud mexican music

>loud mexican music, blowing off m80's...
>popies safe robbed.

https://www.rt.com/usa/395198-fbi-stolen-firearms-vehicle/

lads I dont think these noises are all fireworks

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>>132307350
>>132307394
negros are always active

>>132307394
>It's 4th of July in Chicago.
>Police can't tell the difference between fireworks and gunshots.

> not sure but 12 noon i would think aint no nigger worth his cornbread is gangbangin befor noon

>>132305222
Like cops but better

>>132307455
>Just do your drugs in your basement like the rest of us while watching Youtube clips. I know I will get the typical /pol/ response but why does it seem like people can't control themselves.
Reclusive autistic shit is the everyday bread of Anglocucks.

True Mediterranean master race, Latinos and Negroes love to party, chill out on the streets and are not repressed people when it comes to feelings... So they love to speak up and act upon them.

>>132307455
why ask why Robert? Nogs gonna Nog, simple as that. It's why I live in a (almost) exclusively white neighborhood.

oh lawd

>>132307576
Really bong....just maybe?

>dispatch "oh god"
>maria causing disturbance.

>Male customer refusing to leave

>>132307576
>https://www.rt.com/usa/395198-fbi-stolen-firearms-vehicle/
last night was legendary

>blowing off fireworks at a gas station

"how dumb can you get"

lel

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>>132307576
I'm certain those were transported to another city. There's no way a nignogger would be dumb enough to try and sell stolen guns in the same place he stole them from....

Security is holding robbery suspect

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>>132306249
FBI getting carjacked by male black bad...so breddy gud

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>>132307645
like cops with butter

>>132307653
I may be reclusive but I don't have a criminal record and I have tons of money. I think I made the right decisions. Why fuck with Chicago police they seem as trigger happy as the gang bangers.

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>>132306144
finally 4chn not tryin to keep me down
nigger logic wasn't directed at you
cpd no bully zone

When they say
11 13

Are they using codes or are they just street numbers?

My wife (a pole) wants to see Chicago in a few weeks. Can anyone give me the rundown of where to go and where to avoid?
Last time I was in Chicago it was 2007/2008 and I was in training at Great Lakes

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Hello again 1488 Robert....It's officially camping time in your north west play land project.

>infrared motion warehouse .
>not using NIR blocking uniforms

>>132307871
Statistically CPD fires 1 round for every 7 rounds fired by the civilian population.

>>132307026
J..just don't go to Dunkin Donuts or Walgreens

>>132307894
Apologies for the misunderstanding

>>132306267
Alcohol (Free space)
Cocaine
GHB
LSD
Heroin
Fentanyl
Inhalants
PCP
MDMA
Meth
Mushrooms
Lean/Syrup
Steroids
Bath Salts
Adderall
Vicodin
Xanax
Oxycodone
Barbituates
Morphine
Cold medicine
Immodium
Methanol
Mescaline
Marijuana

>>132307994
Stay the fuck out of southside.

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>>132307983
yes, most of it is police code. Other than 14 88, that's a whole other kinda code.

>>132305905
>negroes
>learning
I'm seeing some flaws in your reasoning here.

>>132308042
That too

>>132307605
Male black doesn't have a/c. It gets hot in the trap. Therefore, male black gets up at a decent hour and doesn't go to work

>>132308063
If anyone has suggestions feel free to change

>>132308073
This, unless you wanna fucking die, stay AWAY from the south side

>>132306267
peyote
PCP
LSD
Ecstacy
Heroin
Marijuana
Hash
Coke
Meth
Crack
Vicodin, etc
GHB
Ketamine (sp)
bath salts
adderall
robotussin
Alcohol
Quaaludes
Xanax
GHB
Salvia
Synthetic pot
Methadone
Fentanyl

>>132307994
stick to the magnificent mile and you'll be good

>>132307983

Depends on the context, they could also be squad car numbers.

>>132307848
Paul Blart has vanquished a male black!

>>132307994
I'm planing to go in about two months for a weekend. Tell me how it goes what what hotel and all you used. The idea of /pol/ doing autism tourism is so stupid

>yelling in back around "get the fuck back" and sounds of fighting.

>>132308024
Is Chicago Police 1/7th of the population?
If not, they are oppressors and we need affirmative action to have the majority of of the populace proportionally shoot more rounds than the oppressive police does.

Ditto

We seriously need to convince a flock of r9k to assault everyone in the southside. Maybe we can get /k/ to supply arms.

>male hispanic
>5'10
>240 pounds

That is one fat manlet

>>132308096
I asked cause I am trying to match them with codes given by Op... But they don't check out.

>>132308242
The police are the last realm of authority for civilization, I wouldn't care if they threw 300 rounds for every 1 round from a civilian. Fuck them.

>>132307994
Podhalanka
Staropolska
fuck you and your stupid Polish "wife"

>>132308248
>Maybe we can get /k/ to supply arms.
/k/ would give them Hi-points and Nuggets

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>>132306434
>only 7 people shot
>only

>>132308273
Was it last night there was a 4ft female hiz panic weighing in at 250? That's a fucking beachball

>>132308358
So it would be hipoints vs. hipoints. that's fine. r9k is already suicidal.

>>132308358
/k/ hates the hi point with a passion, the other part is correct

>>132308231

I thought there was an Aussie on these threads that was flying out to Chimpcago for the 4th? /CPD/ is revitalizing the tourism industry.

>>132308352
Don't know what that means. Sounds like gibberish. Are you a nigger? It's okay if you are

>when drivers violate the NAP by poisoning your air with their exhaust and don't compensate you, so you chuck rocks at them in self defense

>morse code

Oh shit

>>132308398
and she had a tattoo of a skull on the back of her head

>>132308358
At least you could mount bayonets and use hi-points like brass knucles

>>132307576
It was reported in the chicago tribune (as per an anon in last thread) that the guns were recovered, but not the car. Hhave not checked for myself.

>>132308358
truth. Really I bet /k/ would find a way to collect the guns via their own by back program. The only problem I have with the idea is im not sure about..autoclaving a glock.

>grass by the tracks on fire
>innocent garbage can ran over by a car

>>132308428
>/k/ hates the hi point with a passion
I know, that's why we would give it to them

>>132308509
I didn't marry a Polack

Leave that dog alone :(

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>>132307994

Stay in Blue Areas.

>>132308600
oh OH, I misread the original post

>>132308614
Am I supposed to be insulted?

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>>132308650
someone say doggo?

Anything going on near great mistakes?

>>132308650
Robert is rescuing the dog from the coons

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demons night eve

Puppers is S P O O K E D.

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spooked doggo :O

wat

> making dog noises

kek

>>132308744
Yes :( You can hear the dog barking

>woof, woof, woof !

We need a once a year meet up for this shit. Next 4th of july we go full autism. Get a good hotel room, have a map on the wall, tons of energy drinks and live video feeds.

GOOD BOY

Doggo.

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>bow wow wow *whine*
Poor doggo is scared by the fireworks

Door is not a Jar...door is a door.

>tfw the doggah gets more love than anything else in the city.

>>132308690
near north side, lincoln park, the bulk of west town, and eastern parts of near west side are among the wealthiest areas in chicago.

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Whadda we gonna do about Chicongo frog?

Shots fired, or is it fire works......dun dun dun

>>132308690
very bottom right, nobody lives there, do they?

>>132308817
Really should just buy an old brinks armored truck. Outfit it with external cameras and big screen monitors inside to drive around chicago in.

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> get /comfy/
>quit being soyboys and fighting
> no soy bread here
or the white man law will be rained down apon you see pic

>>132308723
no bully @ /CPD/ general
enjoy your Polish woman

>firefighter just jumped
>fire refused
>based ass fireman

Shots FIRED boys

>We out here jumping off duty firefighters and shieeeeeeeet

>>132307394
its the chicago police scanner (where cops call in crimes) and dispatch tells them whats up and where to go... download the police scanner app or use soundcloud on web.. its pretty cool and comfy thread and interesting to listen too cause of all the nig shit that goes down

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Poor doggo ran off because of niglet fireworks :-(

My boy is going through hell right now too.

>>132308817
then have gay sex right

>>132308248
Newfag here.
Isn't /r9k/ an experimental board? Why is it filled with arguments on love and shit?

cops can't change a flat? or is it they don't want to be a stationary target for more than a red light?

>>132308723
you should. your wife is a coal burner for marrying an amerimongrel.

>missing 12 year old
>can't remember what he was wearing

>>132309014
....Could we do this once a year? I'm 100% down to do a once a year meet up

>missing 12 year old boy : (

MISSING NIGLET

>>132309094
Rule one new fag; OP is always a faggot.

>>132309109
I think they prefer to have service and insurance.
They outsource a lot of things

>>132309079
No. No we don't.

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hey man

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>>132308063
Here you go. You will have to listen to fire/ems to fill it though

>>132309094
/r9k/ is full of NEETs and other socially awkward people

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>check on a burglar alarm
HERE WE GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!

>>132309253
Ok... But the purpose of the board... Is to write original things, isn't it?
How does this relate to such a specific target audience?

firework disturbance

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> meet on /pol/ bad idea but does sound good

>>132309109
>cops can't change a flat? or is it they don't want to be a stationary target for more than a red light?
might be some rule about them not being able to do anything that is even remotely related to maintenance?

kek I can't believe they're responding to firework disturbances, they can't even stop it here in the Oregon 'burbs

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>>132309057

>>132309357
>knuckleheads

Knuckleheads...KEK

Iowa & Campbell is my neighborhood

>these knuckleheads blowing up fireworks
Mr Rodgers on the mic tonight

>>132309451
my condolences

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>knuckleheads blowing fireworks
>they'll be out there all night

ROBERT< DISPOSE OF THOSE KNUCKLEHEADS

>>132309451
Fun listening to this with anons outside the area?

Same where I live, they blow shit up all night...no point in calling the cops.

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>>132309306
I sadly can read this chimp speak.

>anon calls being throw out for next two days

>>132309358
The only reason any of this would work, is because we'd be autistic enough to make it a live streamed event with a hotel command center and live OC. We'd all be in the car with Kevlar too worried about nogs to be socially awkward.

>>132308977
lol. this speaks to me on a personal level.

>>132309350
the sticky on /r9k/ says the board has no topic

>>132309664
Kek works in many ways. Take comfort my friend.

>dispatch backround sounds like chaos

>mickey mouse is waving at the cars

> leaky mouse is waving at the cars

Wut

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>>132305380
>Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT
>mfw Trump actually sent the feds to Chicago

>Mickey Mouse is waving at the car

>mickey mouse???? check animal suit

>Mickey Mouse

>>132309151
>flag
Checks out. At least I'm part of the 56% that is white

>Rob a store
>go hang out there later the same day

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>>132309041
defend polish women

>Mickey mouse is waving at the cars

What the fuck? Is this pedo shit or what?

>mickey mouse is waving at the cars

>man robs liqqour store
> now hangout outside same store later that day

>>132309811
>>132309807
>>132309786
>>132309777

I bet it's a furry

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>>132309496
Niggers here in SC didn't even START shooting off fireworks until 11pm. Glad I don't have work in the AM. The doggos are going crazy.

Wow male white. But hes a drunk...ans probably not actually white

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>>132309777
>>132309786
>>132309804
>>132309807
>>132309811
Furrys....

>>132309865
Get so drunk you forget where you stole it from

>>132309702
And yet most threads are on the same topic or mood! Wasn't the board meant to be original?

Btw I asked the question myself!
>>>/r9k/38139299

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Close, come on

>shirtless male beaner with a gun

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>FOUR TWENTY!

They know their shit isn't encrypted and thousands of people are listening right?

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>>132309956
>>132309870

Maile Hispanic... Male Black's accomplice!

any hooker fights at the wiener circle

>drankin smokin weed said two people are fighting
>nuthin furtha

Damn it Sassy, I'm gettin' too ROBERT for this shit

>>132309350
It was started as an experiment. It slowly morphed into NEET hell. Now that's just the culture.

HRT. Is that Hostage Rescue Team

>>132309847
Like I said probably not white

>4 shots fired on Carpenter

Four shots in the infamous alley

>>132309851
Im a motor boaten son of a bitch

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Four
Four shots fired
AH AH AH AH AH

>>132310125
very good chance.

>>132310123
oh god I hope this comes true. or at least a few fingers blown off

>>132310125
I thought it was hormone replacement therapy. Are they going to rescue a poor eight year old boy whose parents won't let him transition?

>>132310125
HRT is Hostage Rescue Team and Hormone Replacement Therapy

>>132305222
>shots fired in alley

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Oh, its on boys!

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>>132310046
i like the skulls im stuck doing stars only have paint on my laptop in here. gotta cover em all though

>>132310052
they're just trying to avoid getting shanked man, i doubt they care about some dudes on a indonesian puppet usenet listening to their radio

I live in a van on the south side. currently chilling in my hammock, in my van, reading /pol. sounds like a war zone right now with the mexicans and their fireworks

>>132310175
>four firecrackers set off on Carpenter
>or not

What a shit show. Might as well just give the niggers a couple of purge days.

>>132310052
not as many listen as used to (unless over internet) as many departments went digital and old scanners don't work. My old scanner only picks up fire, ems, life flight, and of course local repeaters. Need a new scanner, but have other things to blow money on

>>132310233
Kek

>>132310110
The worrysome part is that it started as an experiment on originality.

Check my question here
>>>/r9k/38139299

Nobody answers.

> best time line dont die

>>132310291
>Female black

What did they mean by this?

>>132310396
>Nobody answers.
you have to know how to bait the NEET into responding....which I am not too sure how to do...

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>>132310237
>replacing the hormones of hostages so they can be rescued properly

>2 male whites lurkin in the fence

>>132310430
It means Male Black's finally gone through with the surgery

What goin down in Chiraq???

>30 or 40 people fighting
This pleases Robert.

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>>132310510

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>>132310374
>mfw all the nigger infested areas back home in MD went digital so all I get to listen to is DUI stops in honkeyville

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>>132310430

welkum to chimp-mas eve ROBERT shit going to get real
> furry on the loose
> hostage
> fireworks and alot shot niggers

>>132310539
population control possible

>car fire on west and hudson

>car fire

>car on fire

Bingo #4 for the night

>>132310341
Air drop ammo and hi points and just see wha happens

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>>132310374
nowadays you just get a cheap SoftwareDefinedRadio and a half decent antenna on amazon and call it done, that and you can listen to pretty much any PD through apps and websites free digital or not

>need an animal lover

ANYONE KNOW A CANADIAN??

>animal lover needed to take a dog to [somewhere]
>hes supposed to be a nice dog

TAKE CARE OF THE DOGGO

>found the doggah
>no one wants to help dog get home : (
>female Robert does it.

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>>132310742
Don't forget malt liquor. Niggers need at least 40oz of beer to perform their best

Also, so many poor scared doggos running around from the fucking fireworks!

>guy laying on the porch screaming for help

>guy down on the porch
>screaming for help

>>132310853
If you blow your enemies, you win

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>>132310859
>>animal lover needed to take a dog to [somewhere]
>>hes supposed to be a nice dog

Robert's gonna save doggo! I can sleep peacefully tonight!

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>>132310891
>>found the doggah
>>no one wants to help dog get home : (
>>female Robert does it.

>>132310928
>>132310932
> his pants are off

LOL

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>>132310874
>TAKE CARE OF THE DOGGO

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>>132310935

>send an ambulance
>this guy's laying on the ground with his pants off

That you for bingo #5 pantsless man.

>>132305380

>the furniture of law enforcement

>pants less guy on ground
does he have panties on?

>>132310989
This is perfect

SO DIVERSE

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>>132311028
>>pants less guy on ground
>does he have panties on?
check for him

>>132310989
lulz, saved

>>132310794
want one of these for my car
https://www.amazon.com/Uniden-BCD536HP-Digital-Mobile-Scanner/dp/B00HZOW5K2?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-ffnt-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B00HZOW5K2

have a general class radio license so can have any scanner in a vehicle

>>132311137
Can that catch trunked frequencies?

>she forcibly pushed a female passenger back in the vehicle after she got out

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>Spaniard needed at 1600 Lakeshore drive

>>132310310

How'd you end up living in a van?

>>132311137
DUDE! Right a review talking about how great it is, describing it's features and give a long description about listening to CPD!

>>132311323
Kekd

>>132311137
dedicated scanners are nice, have a quad band mobile in the truck only have a scanner at home, I have a couple of cheap handhelds set up to scan different things but they suck at it compared to an actual scanner

>>132311268
yup. not the best one available, but $500 or so is the top of my budget. and maybe less depending on what I put into the boat

>male black just robbed someone at central park, fleeing south from Augusta

Why do burgers use names instead of the phonetic alphabet?

>hoodie in july mark it

>>132310310
>I live in a van
ever wake up to someone trying to break in? and what kind of van? like a big panel van? or something like one of those older VW vans with the pop top?

>armed robbery pursuit

ITS ON!!!!

>>132310310
need more info on that

so are you surrounded by mexicans? I thought it was male black up there?

if you need more mexicans up there, we can send some up from Texas

NIGGA WIT A GUN AN A BLUE HOODY ROBIN PEOPLE

>>132311084

would pound

>>132311459
Every department is different

new bread needed soon

>>132311459

radio makes it harder to clearly hear; names remove ambiguity when reading license plates

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>>132311459
LAPD phonetic alphabet is standard for US PD's, predated NATO phonetic


First name

David
Ida
Nora
David
Union

Last name

Nora
Union
Frank
Frank
Ida
Nora

Male Black, age 38, wearing black pants white shirt black hooded sweater black hat dreadlocks, robbery offender

>Gang disturbance
>Person with gun

Here we go

>gang members with guns chasing a guy
>yelling something like disciple killer

>>132311459
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAPD_radio_alphabet

>>132311459
most every PD in the US uses an older phonetic alphabet from the LAPD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAPD_radio_alphabet#Table

>>132311459
People naturally pick out names from a conversation in a way they just don't with other code words

>gang members chasing someone with guns.

Its heating up!

>12 year old domestic victim
>elvira romero

>>132311574

I see where they are coming from but I disagree, never had an issue myself with phonetics and all Police forces in Aus use it. Id find it more confusing with actual names being said. I guess though if it works it works.

>six male blacks beating a male hispanic
>someone has scissors

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Someone start a new thread

>>132311736
most everyone outside of the US uses the NATO phonetic alphabet, I really wish our police would change to it as well.Mainly because I was in the Army and it drives me nuts

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Just tuning in lads, can I get a quick rundown on what has happened tonight? Has it been a good night?

new bread
>>132311848
>>132311848
>>132311848
>>132311848
>>132311848

>man being chased by a man with a guy shooting at him.

I need to talk to /k/ about guns soon. I want to buy a few rifles to give friends/family in the event of things getting worse. since I started listing to all the dumb shit here I've been a lot more worried about home security.

>Not sure if should buy AR or AK

>>132311812
six nips snip the spic

>>132311891
Doggos running wild because of fireworks. PD can't tell if niggers are killing each other or shooting off fireworks.

>>132311901
Thx m80

>Shooting fireworks at customers and cursing at them when they enter the store