What's the worst state?

>>132286438
Nah, Illinois is the worse state...
>t.Illinoisan

>>132286438
its california... full of mexicunts

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>>132286590
Hey, it's no Missouri, but everything outside of Cook County is just swell. Especially if you like Heroin or Meth.

>>132286438

I wonder what AZ would be if we disregarded the Indian Reservations

>>132286438
I seriously doubt Utah has the biggest porn problem. You get Mormon women indoctrinated by the church to the point they put passwords on the wifi so the husband can't have unrestricted internet access. If a woman catches a husband glancing at the lady's underwear ad in a newspaper she reports it to a bishop. He diagnoses it as a porn addiction. Then a church appointed psychologist with a degree in family matters from BYU tries to step in and remedy the problem.

tl;dr: Utah has a very loose definition of porn addiction

>>132286590
Tell me about it. I'm from Illinois, where are you from?

>>132286438
taxes up the fucking ass and jersey city is full of paki/indian scum

>>132286438
Map is clearly made up. Maine the dumbest, a state with virtually no niggers? Come on.

>weakest government influence
>a bad thing

>>132287143
Idaho. Weakest government influence. That's a bad thing?

>>132286809
wait is that comic actually condemning the person for not caring about the guy who was such a selfish asshole he threw himself infront of a train, potentially traumatizing an innocent conductor, costing thousands to the railroads, preventing hundreds from getting somewhere on time and ensuring his perfectly healthy organs aren't going to save someone else's life when instead he could have just huffed some helium back home?

because seriously fuck the people who jump infront of trains

>>132287411
this

ik know you'RE FROM NEW YORK YOU FAT FUCKING KIKE FAGGOT FUCK YOU NO ONE EVEN LIKES NEW JERSEY CIOTIES FUCKING FUCK YOU NIGGER SUCK MY PARKWAY'S COCK

>>132287658
>i know know you

>>132286969
Most skin cancer?

>>132286438
>weakest government influence

how is that a negative?

>>132286590
Illinois resident....if only you know how bad things truly are

>air pollution

God I hate living in California.

We could afford better cars if we weren't taxed into Oblivion

>Iowa
>Oldest state
What does that even mean?

>>132286977
It's always weird when you realize there's the huge theocratic cult that runs a state.

>>132289714
Wowwww, just ride a bike like everyone else and give your money to Jose. He only makes 30k a year shitlord

>>132286438
Nerdiest state? Not bad, could be worse.

>>132286438
How is 'nerdiest state' and 'oldest state' bad?

>>132286438
Pretty accurate, homeless people in my area congregate in parks and make them unpleasant to visit. You can smell them from 50 feet away. They also harass you for money to blow on drugs or alcohol. Cops try to chase them out but they just keep coming back.

>>132286438
New Jersey is the most unpopular state in the country, look it up.

Texas is the best.

>>132286438
As a Californian... Honestly don't know who between us, Oregon, and Washington are the worst; but at least we know, statistically speaking, Rhode Island is the most cucked.

>>132290053
Probably a majority of the population in Iowa is old people.

>>132290693
That's hardly a bad thing, though. I live in Iowa and most of the old folks I meet there are actually pretty nice people.

>>132286438
>Anti-Social
Can I move there?

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>high school graduation

>>132290823
Yea, I'm confused why they classed it as a bad thing too.

>>132286438
>corruption
>not Illinois
How?

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>>132286438
>Anytime West Virginia is unironically praised on /pol/, despite being the embodiment of White America getting cucked by consumerism, pharmaceuticals, fast food, and degeneracy
>Anytime Virginia is put down for having gone blue since Obama and DC, despite being near the top of the country in terms of history, wealth, health, education, and public safety (and thus keeping people from moving here)

>>132286977
It has the highest porn subscription rates.

Which goes to show the populace's inexperience with porn in general, due to them actually trying to pay for it, and mostly because of the parental/spousal pressure.

It also explains why every family has 8+ kids. They're restrictive about before marriage, but mormon couples basically can do whatever they want with each other.

>>132286809
Too bad Cook controls the rest of the state.

>Bankruptcy

I would've guessed Missourah would've been meth

>porn usage

lol

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>>132286438
New Jersey is the most unpopular state in the country, look it up.

Texas is the best.

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>>132286438
>Georgia
>most sickly

Not buying that one senpai.

>Maine
>Dumbest state

lol no

>>132286438
>Washington
>Largest number of immigrants are Canadian
>Bestiality
kek

>poorest health
>most sickly
Aren't those the same thing?

Also:
>weakest government influence
>bad

>>132291612
Wonder if Mr. Hands had anything to do with setting the trend.

>>132290878
It's the hispanics. Many recent immigrant communities don't care if their children finish school so long as they are able to find work they can subsist off of. Being the first in the family to finish high school let alone go to college is less common than people would expect and you have the Rio Grande Valley and El Paso regions at over 80% hispanic. That's not counting the innumerable illegals there too.
Throw on top of that the Houston and DFW black communities (which had an influx of the lowest sorts after Katrina too) along with rural and small town whites it makes for quite the situation.

>>132286438
"Weakest Government Influence"

Now I just want to live in Idaho.

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>>132286438

>worst at binge drinking

more like best

>>132286438
>idaho
>implying thats a bad thing

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>>132286438
Jersey fag here, can confirm this state is an absolute shithole. And it's only going to get worse after Chris Krispy Kreme is out of office. God I can't wait to get out of this shitty state.

>>132291709
>is less common than people would expect
is more common*

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>>132286438

>>132286438
nj has wonderful health care and education, and it is one of the most sought-after places to live among wealthy and successful people (evidenced by property values)

though corruption, taxes and general over-regulation are a big pain in the ass here.

>>132292066
Once again, Ohio shows it's supremacy.

>>132292066
>when send mail where does mail go

Dunno why it's a big deal to my state.

>>132292066
Ps5 heh

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>>132292066
>dictionary torrent

>>132292066
whats truck

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>>132292066
>porbo
Maybe all those jokes about Texas hold value.

MI here
Too many blacks and muzzies
Lakes r nice tho

>What is your state the worst at?
>Idaho
UMMMMMMMMMMMM???????

>>132286438
Idaho
>Weakest gov't influence
O.M.G.

>>132292066
What's porbo

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>>132286438
>PA
>Arson

did we make the fire worse? or better?

>>132286438
>Ohio: Nerdiest.

How is this bad?

>>132293186
We do it more often than any other state.

>>132293084
Texas??

>>132293084
The 'more than any other state' charts are incredibleby misleading.
The top how to search in EVERY state could be 'how to boil eggs' but as long as wi searchs for it more, it only shows up there, making it seem like that state stands out in searching for that

>>132293348
https://youtu.be/vlq9UWWqe44

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Washington fag here. State has morphed from working class, blue-collar democrat to libshit capital of the US. in the last 30 years. WAYYYY to expensive to rent or buy here. Looking to retire out of State. Loathe humidity, but I does likes me the trees n' stuff. Any decent places to live that don't soak you in sweat during Summer? and then give you 3 months of being snowed in? Honestly, the only reason I keep my family here is because I need to work. But if I could scrape the shekels together I'd hit the road.

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>>132293455
true

>>132286438
I have lots of family in SC, they all live in trailers! Spot on, map

>>132286438
>worst drivers

Have you ever been to New York?

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>>132286438
>rape

the prairie nigger reservations are sovereign nations we can't police, you gotta remove their crimes from our stats

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>>132293758
>cali
I believe that.

>>132286438

>And why is it New Jersey?

Because Puerto Rico hasn't become a state yet.

>>132293708
I lived in Washington till 1997, can confirm that it got taken over by literal commies.

>>132293084
>Alabama
>how to make love
>down next street
>Georgia
>how to get a divorce

>>132294158
I'd actually give it to Florida as someone who has done a road trip through most states. I usually steer clear of rural roads whenever I drive there because those crazy bastards make hard turns pushing 80 when they don't see anyone else.

>North Dakota
>ugliest residents
>also the whitest state in the US

really makes you think

I live in Indiana and if we are the "least green" state, then America must be really clean. The air is crystal clear here.

>>132286438
Jew Yorker/Shitadelphian detected

>>132286438
>Maine
Yeah no.

Also, last I checked Indiana had like no coal fuckers and wind farms every 10 feet. I feel like both Dumbest and least green state belong to some South of the mason dixon line shithole.

>>132294607
Where did you flee to anon?

>>132286992
The nigger enclave known as Peoria...
>>132289600
The ship has already sunk here and we're in deeper waters than where the Titanic lies.

>>132295322
Southern Oregon. Imma probably leave cause shit tons of Mexicans are flooding the area

>>132291857
Wait a minute. Your state is full of rich fucks living just outside of New York, has the highest taxation, AND still can't pass a budget?????

>>132295441
I'm thinking Midwest or maybe the Blue Ridge Mountains. Maybe in the heart of Amish country would be good.

>>132295441
Jesus fuck...what are beaners doing up in Oregon out of all places in the US?!?!

>>132286438
>Complain that millennials aren't buying homes
>imply that buying a mobile home is somehow worse than renting an apartment indefinitely
which is it motherfucker?

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>>132286438
How the hell does one measure nerdliness?

>>132295731
I'm confused too. If I had to guess, since CA is becoming a shit hole they come up here to get away. It also doesn't help that our ultra-liberal state gov't welcomes illegal immigrants with open arms.

When I moved to Medford in 1998 there were a few Mexicans here and there but we were still pretty white. Fast forward 20 years later there's a shit ton of them now. I find it hard to believe that the city officially has a white 'majority' population cause if you visited you wouldn't think so.

>>132286769
spbp

Jersey is a good second runner up though. Jews, Nogs, and other vibrancy in large quantities. All cities are beyond fucked. The culture is close to apex degeneracy. Taxes are obscene. Couldn't fucking stand living there in the 90s, I know it can only be worse now.

>>132296087
Decent math grades but socially retarded. Probably highest amount of autists per capita

>>132286438
Wtf I love Idaho now

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>>132286438

>>132286438
>Washington
>worst at bestiality

I know what they mean, but would you not want to be the worst at committing bestiality?

>>132286438
>maine
>dumbest state
yeah, no

>>132286438
>weakest gov't influence
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>132296889
Public services usually get fucked as a result.

>>132286438
>New Jersey
>worst state

Yesterday, I wouldve agreed with you. Today? Today, youre an antifa shill that needs to fuck off back to r/anarchism where you belong

A I D S

>>132296835
Would that mean completely failing to find horse pussy?

>>132286438
>Indiana is just 'least green' like it fucking matters
Kek

"Binge drinking"
That's all you got? Fuck off judgey McJudgerson it's balls ass cold here half the year.

>>132286438

>FL
>Identity Theft

Is it the worst at it by being terrible at pulling it off, or because it happens so much?

'Cause fuck the snowbird geezers, steal all of their info.

>>132297099
This.

>>132294898
I'm from nd and a lot of us have that corn fed richard spencer look, I had to find my wife in Minnesota.

The worst state is Minnesota, it is an American replica of Canada
>A shit ton of snow
>Half the population are rapefugees

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>tfw worst AIDS

>>132286769
This man speaks the truth

>>132286438
What's with corruption for TN?

>>132299185
Tennessee spends money on money on construction, highways, and police protection programs, which provides more opportunity for corrupt officials to spend public money on themselves.

>>132299514
>money on money
Wow my phone really fucked that up.

>>132286438

Maryland is AiDs. Niggers will kill themselves either through violence or violent ass sex. Glorious.

>>132291719
this

How is this bad

>>132286438

>New Jersey "taxes" are worst

Meanwhile Maryland is full of fucking AIDS...