CNN triggered that man scared that Land Whale next to him on

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>>132284932
>I'm literally shaking!

>>132284932

Nigger.

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>>132284932
the plane wouldn't be able to take off anyways

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>>132284932
stop reading peoples shit bitch, and lose some fucking weight you goddamn voyeur, people like this deserve to be shamed, she did this to herself and expects some sort of trophy for eating to many goddamn mallomars, fuck I hate people like this.

It's not polite to do what this guy did (although I've done similar things before.)

But is this really national news???

>>132285163

LOL.>>132285200
>stop reading peoples shit bitch
Exactly...

>>132285508
it's (((CNN))) of course they've got nothing better to report on except muh russians

>>132284932
If she wasn't fat, this would have never happened.

>Social Media Influencer

The only thing she influences is the goddamn tide when she's in town.

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>>132285508
Yeah this fat bitch is being interviewed/talked about by a lot of the mainstream media outlets.
www.today.com
www.independent.co.uk
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
metro.co.uk
and so on, I could go on.

was he actually texting about her? doesn't look like it in that pic. i am not watching any cnn clip

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>I workout 5 times a week

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>>132285851

>this is what a lie sounds like

I work out 6 times a week, this bitch doesn't do shit but eat.

>>132284932
If the majority of people that look at you think you are a disgusting landwhale, guess what....you are a disgusting landwhale.
Your own self-image doesn't mean a fucking thing to me. My opinion of you is that your ass looks like 200 pounds of chewed bubble gum. Your thighs look like parachute pants filled with cottage cheese.
Being a fucking ham planet is objectively unhealthy. What kind of mentally ill, brain damaged waste of life could actually buy in to this?

>He was turning the phone away from me so he must be texting about ME

Priceless to see a "body positive" land whale this self conscious

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>>132286136

It is easier to force everyone else to be nice than fix yourself I guess. People like it cause it means they don't have to try hard to get the same things they want, welcome to human nature I guess.

>>132284932
is that picture suppose to be her? that's not a plus sized model, that's a morbidly obese person

>>132284932
isnt that an invasion of privacy

>>132286231

Obviously they are really body negative, they just hope if they say it enough, people will believe it. They know they are disgusting, but they found a way to make some money without having to fix themselves.

Healthy at every size is still a thing? I haven't heard a peep from them since the election started ramping up and kind of assumed they all died.

what's with people seeing other's texts jesus even if you're getting shittalked for being a literal land whale

>>132285806
Something about being so fat, it looks like she ate a Mexican.

>>132284932
>Waaahhhhhh people in the real world laugh at me for being a fat pig wahhhhhhh.

How much you want to bet she was wearing something real tight and disgusting too?

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>>132285737
Dude, this never happened. This is staged CNN fake news.

>>132284932
very sexy, I would love to feel her fat spilling over onto me.

>>132284990
THIS IS NOT NORMAL

>>132284932
>she ate a mexican
hahahaha this is fucking hillarious becuase we hate fats too

>I work out 5 times a week
Opening a jar of mayonnaise is not working out

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>>132286611
>ate an entire mexican

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>>132284990
>paid extra for the leg room
kek

>>132284932
What really happened:
>on airline flight
>fat bitch sitting next to me
>whatever, not worth starting a conflict
>10 minutes after takeoff
>move to stretch and accidentally bump her because she is so fucking fat
>move leg so it doesnt happen again
>bitch starts staring at me
>she wont fucking stop
>keeps looking at my fucking phone
>turn away so she stops reading my fucking personal messages
>text my gf about the fat bitch invading my privacy
>start bitching about her as she continues eating the 30 Twinkies she stuffed in her carry on
>start to get uncomfortable from being unable to stretch
>sigh multiple times and suck it up
>oh thank god we are finally there
> Natalie "I work out 5 times a week" Harris bitches me out for 20 minutes about microagressions while shoving her last remaining Twinkies down her throat

Does that say " I think she ate a mexican" ????? My fuckin sides!!!

>>132286020
>I work out 6 times a week, this bitch doesn't do shit but eat.

lifting 12 double quarter pounders every day is a workout. She gettin swol.

>>132284932
>i work out 5 times a week.
eating two large pizzas is not a work out.

>>132287490
yes, its great hahaha

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>>132285508
She would have never known what he was texting if she was not spying on him. He would have never said anything "rude" to her if she never opened her fat math about spying on his texts.

>>132287389
Don't forget
>she takes a fucking picture of my private messages

>>132287490
>ate a mexican

What is life

>>132284932
>social media influencer

Right up there with "professional seat warmer"

Why are jewed liberals shilling for fat woman so hard when their precious 3rd world pets are starving in other lands?
Why are jews and their useful idiots promoting excess?

>>132287124
kek me too

>>132287950
more like professional garbage disposal

>>132287575
Suppose she legitimately works out 5 times a week.
How much is she eating to still be that fat?

>>132284932
Project harpoon this fat cunt

>>132286503
>assumed they all died

a man can hope, a man can dream

>>132287952
because it normalizes it, and leads to more fat women, which leads to more single women and decline in white babies. niggers and all brown people love fatties

>>132284932
Would smash.

>>132288123

That's where it is confusing though, cause black women are by far the most obese demographic.

Apparently she is an instagram model. What's her instagram account?

>>132284932
Why does CNN care? Is she a jew?

>>132287389
I really hope CNN didn't cause this poor soul to lose his job or get stalked. A 2hr+ flight in such a cramp space on the airplane sucks, and getting stuck sitting next to Shamu makes it an unbearable hell.

Just think too, we get to pay for all of the knee, hip, heart bypasses/stents/valves, and numerous hospital visits she will start having in 10 years.

>>132288221
they are right now, that is just because of their diet and niggers are naturally lazy. that happened on its own. white fatties are on the rise due to a agenda.

>>132288123
way overthinking this. Its simply about demoralisation. whats ugly, is now beautiful. its just part of the larger degeneracy foisted upon us.

>>132287575
I think she's confusing work with work out

>>132288294
honarary jew. the worst type of jew

>>132288123
I hate fat girls, Jesus how unattractive

>>132284932
> Be this poor son of a bitch.
> Trying to travel with the hassle that always is.
> Get shit about checking luggage at the counter.
> Get your shit pushed in by TSA in the name of muh national security.
> Get to airport early and be fucking bored
> flight finally fucking arrives
> you get comfy in your little fucking midget chair, hard as that is.
> up rolls this hambeast
> she was allowed to buy the midget chair next to you because fuck you, you are just cattle to the airline industry.
> her fat rolls slap up against you
> you have to deal with this for your next half a day
> you decide to vent about the landwhale next to you because holy shit.
> landwhale is a tumblr tier SJW
> her hurt feefees translate into harassment
> you have to put up with this harassment because airline companies think it is perfectly acceptable to smash landwhales up against their customers.
> you don't even get complimentary pretzels

Fuck. Airlines.

>>132288423
no im not overthinking it. everything that happens is almost always because of the jews agenda, mixed kids.

>>132284932
>hope she hasn't eaten Mexican food
>looks like she's eaten a whole Mexican

That's funny as hell, that bitch is huge.

>>132288569

They really need to charge these human yachts more for 2 seats.

>>132288514
you are probably white? most of us find fat women ugly. they can still be cute, but we would never marry or have kids with them. even if they lose weight they will still be damaged. this leads insecure white lefties stuck with them, or niggers, which leads to mixed babies. Meanwhile, all fit mean are left with are fit mexican and Asian women to marry and have mixed babies with, or live a neet lifestyle which also plays into (((their))) agenda

>>132288583
Also it's kind of funny how the guy is fat by most the world standards but because of land whales he looks pretty thin in comparison. The even the chubby fats are sick of the fat fats.

Al Bundy would be proud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg5QqJoxuU

>>132288097
Walking is not a workout.
If there was treadmill strong enough to support her she'd die of heart failure after 5 minutes of light jogging.
The human heart is not built for that kind of stress

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>>132285977
>I'm shaking right now
Someone check her insulin levels

>>132288776

I remember in high school some fat girl I knew was into me I found out, it was a damn shame cause her face was fucking gorgeous, but she was so big. We all talked about it as guys about how if she just lost weight she would be fucking model tier, waste of a life.

>>132284990
>Extra leg room
No
>Extra ass room
These people are lazy and in denial.

>>132288576
yeah im not disputing its part of an agenda, what im saying is the end goal of fat positivity isnt to destroy white women.

these women were fat to begin with, you didnt want to fuck them when they were quiet, and you dont want to fuck now they are loud. The type of woman who embraces this shit was damaged goods to begin with.

its about projection of ideological power, and subversion of traditional concepts of beauty. Feminism is about population decline, although the two post-modernist theories are linked.

>people see you as less of a person
Pretty sure they see you as more of a person.

>>132288776
But I'm Hispanic, maybe it's personal preference. Fat girls are just nasty.

>>132288898
Maybe she needs a harmonic dampener

>>132288855
I was thinking dumbbells and workout machines, not an actual cardiovascular programme.

>>132288989
my son's mom is huge. i was fat back in 2006 also, but now I have no idea why i found her fuckable. now im 100 lbs lighter, married and have a hunting partner for life and a daughter on the way. to bad my son's step dad is a liberal asshole, i wish we could get along, but i play nice.

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>brother is chem major, taking physics for fun
>he is attempting to understand how fatties contribute to entropy
>ask him to explain how much of a difference the same number of passengers at 60kg versus 75kg would affect fuel costs
>he does the calculations when we found the average consumption of several planes from Billy Bishops Airport and Pearson in Toronto as part of an assignment
>Casually browse wikipedia to see what answers we get
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuel_economy_in_aircraft
>He figures the airlines could save 6 digits if people packed one less pair of shoes and weighed 15kg less
>these same fat fucks who complain about fossil fuel consumption are half the problem
>mfw

Physics fags, if you're ITT, and you have any credible insight into how much fatties affect flight, it would be appreciated.

>>132289278
im not claiming all mexicans and niggers like fatties, but a good majority do. most fat blondes around here are fucking brown people

>>132284990
>Landwhale
>Literally shaking

STALL. STALL. STALL. STALL.

I hope he sues this fat cunt. Everyone sucking her ass on her instagram. I literally hate fucking people like this. Civil war target

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>>132284932

What a nosy bitch

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>>132284990
What is being said in this text? I can't even read it.

>>132289939
>sympathetic friend: hopefully she didn't have any Mexican food
>guy: I think she ate a whole mexican

>>132288097
>Suppose she legitimately works out 5 times a week.
>legitimately works out
she would be dead from a heart attack already

>>132287950
"fat on the internet" is her actual """job""" title.

Think about how much it costs to feed this fat fuck. Who is paying for it? I can't see her having gainful employment.

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>>132290269
>gainful employment

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>>132284932
>She's built a platform on promoting body positivity and health at every size

must be a pretty fucking strong platform to support that much weight

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if she was happy with her body, she wouldn't wear a bikini bottom which has to engulf her entire gut to give the illusion of having a figure.

>>132289281

>she hits resonant frequency
>whole plane goes down

>>132285759
Holy shit lmao

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Americans are so obese this guy doesn't even realize he's got a big fat disgusting gut.

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>>132290626

>that fucking pic

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>>132290429
okay, so if she's "fat on the internet" for a job I guess she technically does have "gainful employment".

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>>132284932
>Fat Texas woman
Redundant. You could have just said a Texas woman. The women are as large as the state.

/pol/ we need to help out this guy, this kind of banter deserves reward, get the memes rolling.

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>>132284932
>Natalie Hage
>Natalie Huge

Fixed

>>132284932
The fuck is wrong with you faggot? She's hot as fuck. Did she reject you or some shit?

>>132284990
Turbulence making her fat jiggle.

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>>132284932
But seriously, lets talk some facts here.

She must be eating over 10,000 calories a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqOu2T0PJMs

This qt will show you what 10,000 calories looks like and this bitch has to put all of this away each and every day to stay that fucking fat. Most people feel sick after eating several HUNDRED calories at a time. She's eating several THOUSAND over and over throughout her day.

She'd have to focus on eating more than anything except going to the toilet and sleeping. If she would just eat 1,800 calories a day for 6 months she would lose hundreds and hundreds of pounds. why? because math and science.

fuck this fat fucking bitch.
>I work out 5 times a week
Bullshit and stop FUCKING EATING YOU FATTY FUCK.

>>132284932
his response should have been: mind your own business and please hand me the lotion i know you have in your purse because you've chafed my thigh sitting so close to me or i'll sue you for assault with a heavy weapon

>>132284932
>works out 5 times a week
>bmi still 35
>diabetis tipe II incoming,
>what is atherosclerosis
she wont live until 40 with that size. its ok now when shes young but o boy o boy just wait untill her doses of growth hormone and estrogen start reduce

>>132291237
spot the nigger right here goys!

>>132286020
This, im overweight, not that overweight, but I have the shame to at least tell the truth and say I don't work out.

>>132291550
Right? She snooped on his messages. I would have told her I didnt know the CIA still trained whales as spies?

>>132291704
go to the gym. it'l change your life. no excuses.

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>>132291531
>tfw she says tomato like a hobbit

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>>132291847
gym doesnt do anything without proper diet.

read the stick on /fit/

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>>132290727
He doesnt need more than 1 seat, that's the threshold

>>132286020
>>132291704
working out also doesn't matter if your have a calorie surplus like this ham planet.

If you workout but still eat 10,000 calories, you will be fat as fuck no matter much you walk and pant and wheeze on the treadmill.

>>132288928
Did your buddies laugh when they found out you were riding that hobbyhorse?

>>132291531

I doubt she eats anywhere near that much. She probably does very little movement, so she likely doesn't burn shit during the day. She probably eats like 4k calories or so and doesn't burn but half of it.

>>132292016

Didn't fuck her, she ended up latching on to a few of us, but same shit from all of us. She was pretty, but too fat to touch.

>>132292001
Right, but lets be real, she probably doesn't work out either, maybe she tried for a while, but if she kept stuffing her face, you'll only wheeze and struggle for so long before you drop it.

>>132286020
fuck sakes and for women it's even easier.

men need 110% dedication and strict diet management over years to get their bodies to a point deemed to be 'sexy', 'athletic', 'fit', etc

women just need to not eat like a hippo and they get a smooth desirable body. if they want to see some muscles, fine..try a little harder.

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>I work out about 5 times a week

>>132291619
Spot the no-pussy-gettin neck beard fag.

>>132292051
>I doubt she eats anywhere near that much.
do you see her size? You can do "very little" and weigh very little with 2,000 calories a day. She's sustaining 10,000 calories.

Nigga, aint choo watch "My 600 pound life"? It's not fucking possible to be that fat and eat "a little".

>>132291704
>Doesn't work out
>Hasn't experienced living life with more energy
>Hasn't experienced life as a Chad who can stay hard right after cumming into big tit Stacey's hole

Your missing out my dude. I use to be a beta male fgt growing up as a kid in Hong Kong. Got involved in sports and stopped watching anime and now I fuck girls who work at cactus club.

Lift yourself out

>>132284932
>Body-shamer
What, a person with eyes that tells the truth?

>>132292289
filename should have been
>shinjirarenai

>>132292317

There is no way, no one sustains even close to 10k calories. She would be doubling her weight every year at that rate. I think you severely misinterpret how much people eat to gain weight. She probably burns like 1200 calories or so cause she barely does shit and has no actual muscle. She probably eats 3-4k calories if she is still adding fat, but she might just maintain cause it won't take much when you don't do shit, are a woman and have no muscle. Olympic tier men don't eat that many calories, that is a shitload, she would be gaining pounds a week perpetually.

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>>132284932
>"Looks like she ate a whole mexican"
>MFW

>>132285851
>I work out 5 times a week and eat a lot of fruits and vegetables
Why do dumb fat bitches think people believe this shit? If you eat 5k calories of fruits and vegetables in a day you're still gonna get fucking fat. Fat people seem to think that they're burning THOUSANDS of calories doing whatever half-assed exercises that they do too. No you dumb cunt, walking around the block once isn't going to burn away that entire cake you had for lunch.

>>132284932
>if you didn't invade my privacy, you wouldn't be so offended.

No apologies.

>>132285088
/end thread

checked

>>132284990
Its the Mexican trying to get out

>>132284932

>plus-size model

Ain't no one looking at that fucking water retaining land whale. Disgusting.

>>132292234
Plus there's even shit like THICC meaning women don't even need to be thin

>>132292614
>There is no way, no one sustains even close to 10k calories. She would be doubling her weight every year at that rate.
No, she's huge. And that's not how it works. She's huge BECAUSE she's eating 10,000 calories. She couldn't be that sustainably fat otherwise. If she ate half that, like 5,000 calories she'd lose some weight but plateau again after a while.

There is no way to be that fucking fat and only eat 4,000 calories. She's a circus freak. An living, wheezing "land whale".

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>>132284990
>See conversation
>"The landwhale ate a Mexican"
Guise, plz halp

>>132291922
It's better, but still... Ugh I just hate seeing so many obese AND overweight people.

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Ahahaha that guy was pretty based but he shouldn't have said sorry

Don't ever back down to these people as soon as they confront you double down call her a fat cow and tell her to fuck off
I love these kind of situations i am an absolute God when it comes to confrontation

Plus size model? Where do they get this shit? Maybe in specialist fatty catalogues. Love to know how much she has earned from it. Thinking ZERO.

>>132284990
>I think she ate a Mexican
Kek

>>132284932
>health at every size
This is the one that gets me. Liberals are mentally ill and should be put down like a rabid hound.

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>>132292742
>I work out 5 times a week and eat a lot of fruits and vegetables
I wonder if that's "vegetables" meaning buttered mashed potatoes with gravy and "fruit" meaning whole fucking pies.

It's also hard to consume that many calories with fresh fruit and vegetables. She must be eating sugar-laden processed shit.

>>132285088
The dude without arms or legs is pretty based tho

>>132292878
It's not water. She's just fucking fat.

Her fat could probably warm and illuminate a small Alaskan village for the long winter season.

>people see as less of a person because you're more of a person

kek

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>>132285759
Daaaammmmnnn

>>132293000

She isn't burning 5000 calories a day you lunatic, that isn't how metabolism works.

http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html?ctype=standard&cage=25&csex=f&cheightfeet=5&cheightinch=7&cpound=200&cheightmeter=180&ckg=60&cactivity=1.2&printit=0&x=40&y=18

At 10k calories, she would be gaining about 7lbs a week, 364lbs a year. You are fucking retarded. Half that for your 5k calories. A woman especially doesn't burn that many calories, you are a dipshit.

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>>132293205
She models for dogshit. She just has an instagram account and posts pictures. It's like every asshole with an iphone who thinks they are a "photographer".

"delusions of grandeur"

>>132292001
Fun fact: Michael Phelps eats 10,000 calories per day while training for the olympics

>>132293653
>t. Doesn't even lift

>>132293265
It's been shown time and again in studies that obese people have completely out of whack ideas about how much they eat and exercise. Her "lots of fruits and vegetables" could be literally one apple a day and she thinks that's "a lot" because she doesn't know anybody else that has a whole apple a day.

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>>132293484
Trust me here. She's super-morbidly obese. That calculator has it's limits and it doesn't include fat fucks like in Op.

Also, what makes you think she isn't still gaining? you honestly don't think she's not on the path to being bed bound like pic related? You think she's fucking done with gaining weight? She has people gush over her online telling her how fat and wonderful and beautiful she is and nothing is wrong. She will continue to gain weight.

Call me retarded, but you are making excuses for the exact same reasons for how she got so fucking fat.

>>132294090
Is he fucking leaking fat?

>>132284932
>Works our 5 times a week
gib me the workout plan /pol/

>>132294152
No. She's rotting away.

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She does this FIVE times a week! Probably jacked with rippling muscle underneath all the layers of blubber.

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>>132294090

Yeah, I will trust you, cool beans bro. I am glad we have such a weight gain authority around to help out with his lack of sources, reality or anything backing it up. She isn't gaining fucking 3.5lbs a week or 7lbs a week as you originally said with your 10k calories, you are fucking retarded. She would more than double her weight every year at that rate, she is probably ~180-200lbs, that probably took a while as it is.

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>>132284990
Fat people are natures clowns.

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>>132293653
That's typical of olympic athletes but they work like machines. We're talking a very tiny minority of people who are at the very top of their athletic ability. World class.

This bitch is eating 10,000 calories and her only sport is binge eating. She's not breaking records, she's breaking furniture.

>>132284990
>very first line is "im shaking right now"

every

fucking

time

>empowered
>stronk
>so insecure she spies on people's texts to see if they're talking about her
lol

>>132285851
When you're that fat rolling out of bed can be considered exercise.

>>132294269

Probably took her an hour of leaning and retaking that photo to post that on instagram.

>>132291847
but lifting weights is boring as fuck, i had more fun eating canned rice and freezing

>>132294152
His skin is stretched to the limit and it weeps fluid like cloth. the condition also causes a constant bacterial infection.

It's called cellulitis.

>>132294486
put your headphones in and zone out for 30-45 minutes like 3 times a week. Its not hard.

>>132293997
>It's been shown time and again in studies that obese people have completely out of whack ideas about how much they eat and exercise
I know denial is part of it. She's delusional and a liar.

>>132294486

Those sound like excuses motherfucker.

>>132294234
>wake up
>spent 10 minutes trying to peel the left over pizza off your back
>eat it as a reward for working out for 10 minutes
>get on tredmill with a two liter of coke and a bendy straw
>walk down stairs
>get winded
>sit on the ground wondering why you're still fat
>imagine the heavy breathing gives +5 to calorie burning skill
>get in car
>drive one block down the road for some burgers
>dip burger in ranch dressing and consume
>crawl to handicapped toilet stall
>take massive greasy shit
>continue eating burger
>return to bathroom to clean the grease that has leaked out of your anus
>drive one block home
>spend 20 minutes walking up the stairs, taking snack breaks
>cry self to sleep

>>132284932
This feels staged

>>132286136
If she was actually "body positive" and "fat accepting" and all that she would not care what someone else thinks of her. Her entire platform is a lie to hide massive low self esteem

>>132294601
I did, but the routine killed me, was so boring
>>132294651
eating frozen canned rice while in a firefight against americans was more fun lad

some fat fucking slug burdens everyone around her in cattle class on a flight
>wouldn't be allowed to sit there with travel bags overhanging into other people's space
>somehow being a disgusting fatso is excusable
Outrageous.

>>132294269
>It is a privilege to be able-bodied.
No you fat fuck, being fit and healthy is the default and natural state. Being unable to move is a diseased and disprivileged state that you brought on yourself.

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>>132286503
You japs hunt whales

>>132292321
>Asian
>Hooking up with random girls
Come on dude,were all anonymous. No need to LARP

>>132289765
underrated bost

>>132289765
Hey, that's my feminist detector

>>132294915
because it is.

these lefty fucks love to dox and shame people on the internet while pretending to be the victim.

She never showed his face. It does sound like a set up.

>>132290727
That is not fat.

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>>132295019
How can it be boring it should be intense as fuck
Every day I wake up and can't wait to start lifting
Don't you want to become a literal ubermensch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R3W6K4meEuY

>>132295714

That is pretty fat, just not morbidly obese.

>>132288776
wow you're an autist

>>132296022
Here's a pro tip - Not everyone gets workout highs.

>>132291531
>brekfust

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>>132292820

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>>132292820
Kek

>>132296098
>only workout highs i had is when i was doing live fire exercise and you got to fire the AT after being mortared by american tier mortar accuracy
wish i was dead t b h

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>>132295439
>I don't have cool friends

Lol k

>>132284990
I'm glad I won't be alive when humanity dies out.
Each day humanity gets more pathetic and weak. I honestly can't belive I live in a world where thought crime is becoming a reality and the majority thinks it's a good thing.

>>132296525
assuming you live in canada, every canadian girl i've ever talked to hates the fucking chinese

keep larping chink

This thread made me remember the only time I have ever met an American on a plane back to Cardiff and the guy was sat next to me and he was the fattest fuck ever
Definitely top 5 fattest people I've ever seen
He had to stand up for half the journey because he was to cramped in his seat
I can still remember his hilarious accent
>I'm very exited to see Wales and all the great history you have
Fucking amerifats I swear to god

>>132284990

why wasn't she made to buy two seats?

>>132288297
>A 2hr+ flight in such a cramp space on the airplane sucks, and getting stuck sitting next to Shamu makes it an unbearable hell.

reading this almost gave me a panic attack

i feel so bad for the guy

>>132284990
>manspreading is a huge problem
>fatspreading is okay though, when a woman does it

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>>132285759

Bitch got yen in one pocket and dollars in the other

Shit talking the people around me to my friends on text is my favorite hobby please do not take this away from me

>>132284932
>social media influencer
>(((influencer)))

>>132296657

They are the worst, sorry bong bro for having to deal with that fat tub of shit, they should be shot.

>>132284990
literally shake some of those pounds off tubby

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>>132296806
>fatspreading
AYE YO

>>132284932
Fake news. What a disgrace that this vacuous shit makes into national headlines.

>>132284932
Is that shit for sale? How much?

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>>132296610
>Manlet/uggo detected
>Asshurt from getting rekt by jocks

Kek. You should probably just kys stormweenie

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>>132296806
>fatspreading

MEME THIS NOW!

>>132285759
WAY underrated

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Free Willy was interviewed by ABC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OfSLPdCbqE

>>132285759
sweet jesus fucking christ 10/10

>>132284932
Why doesn't this fat ass bitch stop invading other people's privacy. What a fucking disgusting piece of shit. This guy should have told her to fuck right off and mind her own damn business.

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>>132298275

>this is interview worthy news now

>>132294268
That's a dude named James.

>>132294269
looks like the roast pig i'm making for july the 4th.

fucking christ its almost uncanny.

>>132284990
More like jiggling

>>132285977
Her fat ass is literally spilling over into his seat.

I want her to sit on my face and wiggle

>>132296806
>>132297788
this

>>132296610
>muh canadian girl

lol like how women say they would never date a guy who smokes or have too much muscles?

you really need to stop taking everything at face value cuck.

>>132298942

Pretty much this, women have no fucking clue what they want, anything they say is generally a lie without them realizing it half the time.

>>132284932

>"I knew I needed to practice what I preach," she explained. "If I didn’t say something, I’d regret it forever. I’d be a hypocrite ... I’ve made a platform to make people feel good about taking up space in the world, and this dude wanted to make me feel bad for existing."

Then why didn't she say something to him right then and there? A strong, independent woman? What a farce. These people don't deserve any respect or any space for that matter when all they want is to be coddled like a child and sick mommy and daddy on the bad guy. Talk about nanny state consciousness.

>>132290626
Saved

>it's a privileged to be able bodied

>>132290727
If you are a fat ass and you run into someone that makes you go "god damn what a fat bitch" you are still fat but have some semblance of standards for your self.

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>>132284932
>I workout 5 times a week
wew why do fatties always say this when they get called out?

So she snoops his private conversations and makes them into national news.

Fucking cancerous landwhales.

>>132299026
>women have no fucking clue what they want

You and I both know that's BS. Women find attractive, fit, masculine men with power sexy. The reason many here think I'm an Asian guy larping is because most Asian dudes are pretty beta as fuck. So I can understand that. I agree I'm more of an exception and not the rule. But growing up playing sports and basically becoming a Chad turns you into a pussy slaying machine with race being less important. As long as you're not ugly or suck at school and sports lol

>>132285508

That's the most annoying shit. People suffering and dying all around the world, while CNN is reporting this or some other assrage. I'm so tired of this.

>>132299731

Literally agreeing with you you fucking retard. He was saying that women say dumb shit like "I won't date a guy with muscles" or "a guy that smokes is a turn off" and so on, but that is bullshit. They don't actually know what they want, so they just spit out bullshit, but when push comes to shove, they go with the usual shit.

>>132284932
dear shits, that balcony is giving way...

I'm literally eating

>>132291907
thank you for this image, I'm gonna live by it from now on

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>Hopefully she didn't have any Mexican food.

>I think she ate a Mexican.
>I'm leaving a neck(?) print on the [...]

>If the news reports a DFW Airbus A321 leaving a runway without rotating, tihat would be my flight.

lol

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>>132300626

You needed this fucking image to know how to eat? Jesus christ.

>>132300648

Fucking kek.

>>132284990
>Linda can't even

This is why any form of social media discourse (including this place) is going to be the ultimate downfall to civilized society.

>>132296610
You know, I actually think youre not lying. Been here for a week and those insectoids are literally everywhere.

>>132285767
Is that actually her?

>>132293484
calorie calculators break down for the mega fat asses

>>132300003
Sure, but I'm still pushing back against any claims that "women don't know what they want". Everyone knows what women like. It's not rocket science. You either pull a good genetic ticket or become very talented to make up for any short comings like being a digusting manlet kek

Plus no attractive women has ever said "I don't find guys with muscles sexy". That's like a guy saying I don't like big tits.

>>132301454

>magic energy disappearance somehow

Yeah, I forgot physics and shit break down at a certain magic point of fat gain. Let me know when you find actual science for that.

>>132301509

Plenty have, they say it all the fucking time, they just don't mean it. You are a fucking idiot, thought chinks were supposed to be reasonably smart.

>>132301580
>being this retarded
they're inaccurate you moron, they burn WAY more than the calculator says.

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>>132301704

HOWWWWW? They do nothing. That is why you pick the level of activity, cause you can't burn calories without something actually burning it, being muscle or activity, something has to burn it.

>>132291237
Kill yourself zoophile

>>132293484
Let me tell you something very important, listen closely. Nothing in this world is strictly linear. You can't look at some general rule of thumb which describes a linear increase with respect to some variable and expect it to hold under all circumstances. In certain weight ranges, maybe 10k calories will net you about 7 lbs a week, but the fatter you get, the more your body actually has to work to keep you alive, so 10k calories at 200 lbs might net you 7 lbs a week, but at 600 lbs so much of those calories need to go towards keeping your fat, disgusting heart beating, and constantly maintaining such a massive body mass, that you won't gain any weight with that number of calories.

>>132301660
Nobody gives a shit about the vapid ramblings of sub 7/10 women. You are terribly inexperienced if you think attractive women are complicated.

>>132302292

No shit, it takes that into account. It isn't exact, but it is a hell of a lot closer than "lol, she must eat 10k calories cause I picked that number out of my ass and it is correct cause I say so" as evidence.

>>132302591

That isn't being complicated, that is just the dumb shit they rotate through in various stages of their life, I am older than you, you haven't seen what various stages this lunatics go through.

>>132301846
human body begins to burn calories more and more as it gets fatter and fatter for some reason.

despite that, they still manage to keep gaining weight.

>>132296806
You're not using lefty logic.
Spreading = spreading + power

>>132290497
Fuckahahahahahahhahahahaaa

>>132303370

>for some reason
>sources not found

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>>132296806
>fatspreading

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>>132288100
good idea

>checkd

>>132284990
>"If the news reports and DFW Airbus A321 leaving the runway without (elevating) that would be my flight"

not sure if its elevating or not. But regardless dude is a savage

>>132303757
too lazy to google it for you.

hope u eventually learn that these fat asses burn way more than what your calculator tells you.

>>132285977
This screams fake! Doesn't show guys face. she did this to gain media attention because nobody wants to hire an obese model.

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>>132284932
Why did you post this picture of an average American woman?

>>132305397

>no sources
>durr, trust me bro
>take advice from some sloppy shit on 4chan

Fuck off with your worthless, no lifting, skinny fat bullshit.

>>132297662
>>132298942
>this amount of butthurt
>>132301072
i'm not, but i've only met 3 canadian girls, all white

>>132306648
um i'm not as in i'm not lying. fucking shitty post, drunk af right now, fuck the chinese,

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>>132290066
Normie tier savaging of this sort is acceptable when it's about groace fatness

>>132294915
>I stood up and told him, "it's 2017, and you're not going to steal my happiness just because you cling to society's beauty standards. You know what, eff your beauty standards."
>I took my seat, got my drink, and sipped away on his tears. Rape culture wasn't going to win, h8 wasn't going to win
>then everyone clapped

>>132306998
Who fuck was gonna rape her?

>>132293304
he came to my church in texas and hopped around on a stage and gave us a jesus ted talk

>>132284990
>too fat to fly
>guy is forced to sit next to your disgusting, ham-sweating ass
>unhappy with it
>look at his phone like a nosy bitch
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY IS HE BEING SO MEAN

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>>132307510

>>132289465
Its a simple matter of you need more force to achieve the same acceleration. add that up for an airline flight and the plane hase to put in that much more work in to achieve the same result

>>132294915
Could definitely be. Kind of like the sad fat guy that someone posted a thread on here about to mock him and it blew up into sympathy. I think even /pol/ bought into it even though it was obvious bullshit and pretty blatantly either the guy himself or a friend posting the thread.

>>132284990
she probably lost 5 pounds just typing all that shit out

>>132307080
I'd volunteer. I love big bitches.

>>132285759
Topkek

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I had to do a 6 hour flight in between two fat fucks. Have patience at all for these fucking hippos. After going through the TSA molester gauntlet the first thing I do is scan the crowd to see how many whales I have to put up with.

This fat cunt has pissed me off so much I'm going to work out even though I'm running on 4 hours of sleep!

> captcha select bus

>>132284932
I have 105 kg. Is it possible for me to guilt some white girl into sex?

>>132308661
How tall are you and what is the distance between your shoulders?

If she was actually comfortable with her body then this wouldn't bother her. She's a fat disgusting attention whore.

>>132284990

How is it acceptable to blatantly eavesdrop on someone's private conversation? Not to mention take pictures of it and post them for everyone to see.

It does not matter if that person is talking about her or how mean he is being unless he is openly being rude to her in person.

Are we not allowed to have private conversations now if they may hurt someone's feelings?

Also, being a plus-size model is a joke.
Healthy models have to eat properly and work out to have perfect bodies, not to mention they have to have won the genetic lottery and have a beautiful face, and even then they still have an extremely slim chance of becoming a model.
On the other hand, to be a 'plus-size model,' all you have to have is no self-control and no shame.

This is why we need single payer health care. Being fat will be too expensive for the government and not fair in the eyes of future SJW's and thus will be banned.

dear, carrying bags of ice cream back from the grocery store and lifting spoonfulls into your mouth doesnt count as working out.

>>132308794
Last time I measured years ago in highschool it I was 1,85 cm tall. So I guess today I am about 1,90cm.

The distance between shoulders I do not Know as never measured.

I read some fat acceptance propaganda for males in your media. Suppodely fat males can fuck longer before errection which makes them better sex partners for woman.

I still do not Know how this accurate is.

>>132300626
I changed my diet three weeks ago and made more time for exercise. I felt better almost immediately, and now I'm starting to notice a change in my appearance. You won't regret it.

This happens more than you think. I travel for business some and it's gotten to where I'll pay more for a better seat just to avoid this shit.

>be 2013
>in plane
>fat nigger woman beside me
>smells like a combination of decaying watermelon, church's chicken, and yeast
>she's sweating so much there are visible puddles on the seat and floor
>eating all kinds of food and shit

Give it about 30 minutes

>fart that echos throughout the plane
>instant stench
>everyone looks right at her
>she gets this gorilla face
>YEA I SHITTED GET OVA IT

Later on in the flight I saw her turning sideways to get into the lavatory.

>>132309545
Dude you're tall. Just tone a little bit and you're probably good

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>>132285759

>>132309633
Don't leave us hanging with that cliffhanger pls

>>132288736
>They really need to charge these human yachts more for 2 seats.
human yacht here.

I'm too fat to travel coach. I drive unless I have to fly, and when I fly I fly first class, so i'm not inconveniencing anyone like this. (and yes, I drive cross country when feasible)

I actually started to travel this way years before I got this fat. Mostly due to the fact being 6' tall is painful to travel when you have a bad knee like I do (hurt it playing hockey). Still I think simple common courtesy should be followed by all fat people traveling public transport when they CAN'T afford first class

1) never travel southwest airlines, or any other airline that lacks a seat reservation
2) make sure you're clean, went to the bathroom, and smell good (considering how many fat people are filthy truly disgust me)
3) make sure to reserve a window seat (you're too fucking fat to sit anywhere else, the window seat will allow you to lean over to one side and not crush anyone around you)
4) do your damnedest to keep out of the arm-rest space of the person next to you. It might be uncomfortable, but if you're so fucking fat that you spill over onto an armrest you should be buying 2 seats.

I don't blame someone "regular" sized for hating fat people. I hate fat people and I'm fucking 400lbs. These trailor trash, walmart shopping non-bathing whales who aren't even slightly aware of how much they make people around them sick are revolting to be around.

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>>132285759

>>132294234
Have you seen the way fatties work out? They *sit* on the leg press machine for 20 minutes at the lowest weight on thier cell phones posting about spending 30 minutes working out,
. If they actully use a treadmill they are huffing so hard just to keep up with warm up speed. Or they grab the 2 pound dumbbells and do a """weighted" cardio ruintuie the from the 80s.

Tip. if you cut back on your water intake you can lose 10+ pounds!

>>132287171
kek

>>132284990
>I think she ate a mexican

KEK

Have you seen her photo hosting account? One has a pic of Michelle Obama lookin salty and the caption said: I forgot but she hates Trump why do almost all fat females hate Trump

>>132295714
t. burger

> I work out 5 times week because it takes me 30 minutes each time I wipe my ass.

>>132297662
STORMWEENIE, i havent heard that in years

>>132297662
Chinamin

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>>132284932
>A whole mexican
WEW LAD MY SIDES

Fat women and skinny beta lanket males need to be put together on a ship and exterminated on the way to no man's land.

>>132296806
Yes.

>>132306648
why would i be butthurt about the truth?

leafs are fucking stupid. Annexing canada isn't an opinion, you mapleniggers need a genocide.

>>132295430
English teacher.

>>132284990
good if she is shaking she might actually burn some FAT

Nightmare at 20,000 Pounds

>>132286470
I agree but I also think this bitch knows she can capitalize on it by pulling stunts like this. Who takes reads the phone of the seat next to you and then takes pictures of their conversation? What a shallow attention whore.

>>132285759
SAVAGE

>>132287389
Thanks for the... quick rundown

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>>132285088

>>132308970
But to some people think its hot when a girl comes from ancestors that did heavy lifting (wether from manual labor or w.e.) [and are big boned] so when they are a generation that doesnt do manual labor they eat but the energy gets stored instead of gets used and you get these big girls

>>132288569
Imagine the difficulty when they serve food and drink on the flight

>>132285088
Can't stop won't stop. /thread

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>>132284932
>let hope she hasn't had any mexican food
>well, it looks like she's eaten a whole mexican

>>132290626
KEK
See (as a fa [a fat admirerer]) this is what I always say about them, example: Them: "I have an BIG booty"
also them: Doesnt have a single picture of it
cuz its shit ie, not shapely, no ass crack, cellulite that makes it look like mush, not firm but flacid, etc.

is there a video of their fucking conversation without editing and shit?

>>132298275
This seems that the video is staged by the fatty. I I was the man I would tell her to who gives her the right to read personal messages.