How can past president's even compete?

>>132282362
Without a doubt the best thing to happen on this day

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What will president Barron Trump do on this day?

Do these boring fucks honestly believe that everyone in the past was super serious 24/7? I guarantee a great deal of them had an abrasive and clever sense of humour.

>>132282583
Get paraded out of the courthouse when the new bankruptcy laws finally jail a member of the Trump crime family?

>>132283302
The still bootyblasted left, ladies and gentlemen

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>>132282583
Outlaw homosexuality and end the hate speech against autism

>>132283302
Lol u fags lost.

Andrew Jackson wouldve put Trumps Twitter game to shame.

>>132286085
>Jackson adjourned court for 10 minutes and asked for firearms. In the center of the village, Bean was continuing his standoff, while the local citizens looked on, certain they were about to witness a killing. With a pistol in each hand, Jackson waded into the crowd and leveled one of his weapons at the outlaw.

>According to the later accounts, he shouted for all to hear, ‘Surrender, you infernal villain, this very instant, or by God Almighty I’ll blow you through as wide as a gate!’

>Those gathered stood in stony silence. For several seconds, it appeared one man or the other would soon be dead from the conflict. Finally, Bean slumped his shoulders and lowered his pistol. The crowd breathed with relief as he was arrested and returned to jail.

>When asked later why he gave into Jackson, Bean is reported to have replied, ‘When he came up, I looked him in the eye, and I saw shoot, and there wasn’t shoot in nary other eye in the crowd; and so I says to myself, says I, hoss, it’s about time to sing small, and so I did.’

>>132283302
> Get paraded out of the courthouse when the new bankruptcy laws finally jail a member of the Clinton crime family?

FTFY

>>132283191
John Tyler was quite the voracious fornicator

>>132282362
Didn't Lyndon B Johnson despise the blacks though lol?