WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM

>>132279020
he's from new jersey

>>132279020
>Closes Beaches
>Enjoys empty beaches with family.

Fucking guy is balls, that's what.

>>132279020
hey, run for governor and you can have a beachfront residence.


He did nothing wrong but I'll admit that it looks bad and he would've shown a little more class to change the family plans.

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>>132279190
>EATS ALL THERE FOOD DOES NOT SHARE

He has not only the lowest governor approval rating in new jersey history but i think hes getting close to the all time record

>>132279971
For any state

>>132279020

He just stopped giving a fuck

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>132279020
>>132279125
He is from Jersey, but far worse, this fat cunt is a cowboys fan. Fuck him and Jerry Jones

T H I C C

>>132279020
GOCK

>>132280939
>New Jersey has 2 football teams
>Still Cowboys

wutlmao

>>132279020
Pay my health care!

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>abject failure at a presidential run
>mentality of schoolyard bully
>can't escape his bridgegate nonsense
>republican brand heading into the shitter with blantant congress looters
The guy is so completely done as a politician, the only thing left for him to do is ride out whatever is left and enjoy that sweet benefits package.

Lol I thought that was Bartolo

Fuck him for going and living in his own house.

>>132285494
Didn't he get DFA'd? RIP Colon Cannon

>>132285739
Did he buy the entire state's beaches with it? Why the fuck not? Inhaled all the blue whales anyways. Fat stupid fuck

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>>132286699
I don't like him but it's not "all" the beaches

>>132279020
Staying on a diet apparently.

>>132286854
Whichever ones he banned and you wrote off because he has a house on one of them. Nobody else has homes on beaches after all. But they are skinny and ate the hindinberg at another location unlike him

>>132279020
full diaper

Man he is JUICY, would SUCC

>>132288690
you want some fuck??

>>132283288
>tumblr gif
Go away

So what's the big deal with the beach thing? He has a house on it so he owns it who gives a fuck.

>>132279020
Am I looking at Tweedledee or Tweedledum ?

>>132279020
he's like real life Pete from goof troop

>>132282224

That's how shit new jersey is. There's a reason they're all assholes.

In all seriousness though fuck Piero hope he doesn't come out of this unscathed.

Christie is already dead, who even cares anymore

so go run for office in NJ and convince them to have less gibs so they can afford a ton of cops to police the beaches

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>>132279020
He eats too much and doesn't get physical exercise

>>132279020
that's just his packet on the slack, like
you're well gel

>>132279020
Why would he close the beach and use it like nobody in the world would notice, and media outlets everywhere are yelling: "oooh the republicans are in for it now"
This has to be a setup

>>132291714
He told the media that he was going to use it right after the shutdown started.

>>132291714
>>132292356
I think his official response to this controversy was actually "You're seeing a politician fulfill a promise"

>>132292500
Exactly.

>>132286854
looking at your map annotations, I conclude that Christie 'Spurdoed' the Jersey coast. Truly remarkable.

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he duh gubner
(You) ain't
[paraphrased from a phone response of why he went to the state beach he closed.]

>>132286854
also, it was saying parks left and right were going to close. i went to a rather big dog park (south mountain) and it was open. also my neighbor works in the judges office and she had to go in today. i'm just so confused as to what is open n closed

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>>132279020
> WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM
Camel toe

>>132294336
Why isn't this all over Twatter ?

>>132294736
UNF THICC

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>>132294736
>Camel toe

>>132295752
damn hispanic babes are so fuckin hot i'd like to fuck that taco if you know what i mean

>>132295752

This is now a camel toe thread

https://youtu.be/o-50GjySwew

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>>132293569
>I conclude that Christie 'Spurdoed' the Jersey coast