1776 Soon, Let us take a moments silence to remember the 300

>>132277382
It just keeps hurting :'(

>innocent brit

>>132277382
Fucking shit eating Redcoats.

>>132278940
dindu nuthin! King George a good boy!

>>132279044
How many more have to die?

15 Mins

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>>132277382
>july 4
>mfw

>>132277382
I hate redcoats, man. Bunch of scone munching cockney fuckasses.

>>132279094
>how many more have to die?

How many more are there?

>>132279044
SUCK A DICK BLUEKEKS WE FUCKED U

>>132279223
And yet one redcoat is worth more (on the value of life index) than the entire population of the United States of Cuckeria.


>>132279272
America shall be nuked, it is known Khaleesi, it is in the bible. America is the whore of babylon and shall be destroyed in the apocalypse! Your deaths shall not be quick, you will burn in hell fire!

BURN FOR ETERNITY !!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>132277382
and we'd do it again, you fucking lobster tail

>>132277382
sorry dad

>>132279223
Scones are delicious

>>132279177
You can almost see the banter bus on the horizon.

>>132279223
Wouldn't 1700s Americans be cockney as fuck as well? "Oi cum 'er you slaaagggggg, we gon fuckin take america you cunts"

>>132279294
>Saratoga
>Yorktown

Yeah okay there brit. Go back to being cucked by mudslimes.

>>132279426
We'll bring you with us. We'll bring all of you fucks with us.

>>132277382
Fuck you paki try that shit again and we will fucking glass your shitty little island

How does it feel knowing the "Greatest American", George Washington, was British?

>>132279294
niggers loving, yankee murdering, poo in loo conquering cunts.

>>132279562
>>132279507
Can't we just be friends this year :^)

>>132279620
Beautiful British wood teeth. Glorious Ye Olde Bong Accent

>>132279507
No, the only thing you'll bring with you is your diet coke can and shitted up trousers.

>>132279620
>mfw I've met Americans with the surname "Harrison/Smith"
>mfw they say they're Irish
>mfw I have no face for this

Burn them all!

>>132279645
Hey, I'm a yank, how about we put our differences aside long enough to fuck up the Brits again.

>>132279748
>all this salt
Jesus Christ you guys can't /still/ be mad about 1776, can you?

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The only good redcoat is a dead one.

>>132279780
^ You want to side with this,

Call us Brits traitors but the northern states get off scot free?

>>132279844
Didn't ya hear? Its back to being a ceasefire now

>>132279780
Fuck you, Sherman lover.

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>>132277382
>241 years since we gassed 300 gorillion trannies to death in the anglocost
Press B to see boipussy

>>132279780
Take all the niggers you fought for and you got a deal

>>132277382
in black and if i had to choose between skinning a rebel or a red coat i'd choose a butcher knife to kill your grandfather with.

>>132279882
John Oliver was a failed comedian in this country.

The fact he is a success in America says it all about your sense of humour

>>132279962
wtf is a Sherman lover?

inb4 I've just learnt a great insult that cuts deep

>>132279937
Not on your fucking life would I side with your cucked little island nation.
>>132279962
We can kill each other when we deal with the lobsters.

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DON'T GIVE INTO ATTACK
SMACK A LOBSTERBACK

>>132280039
William T. Sherman, he's despised in the south for his "March to the Sea."

>>132280054
Us Good Ole Boys will get you both, Yank and Red Coat.

>>132280026

Pretty much.

Same goes for Christopher Hitchens, he was mildly famous over here. In the USA he was like a rock star, people coming from all around to slurp his semen.

>>132279044
Didn't mind crawling to them for help when Soldier Blue was running you down, eh Johnny Reb?

It's so weird, aren't American freedom fighters just Brits who were gone for a few generations? Such a pointless waste of life.

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1812 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

>>132280054
Ok so only the 13 original peeps have beef with the British right? Rest of the states are just gibs or are they equally as bloodthirsty?

>>132280107
>be english-americans
>"Man i fucking hate paying taxes"
>1776, *accent suddenly changes*, "Eeeyup fuck paying dem dang taxes"
>2017
>20trillion in debt
>"dag nab it!"

>>132280006
Southerners were against independence
only reason why is us independent today is cause new england pushed it

T. History studies

>>132280492
Is this a legit thing?

>>132280026
He's not a comedian here either, he reads "jokes" written by jews off a teleprompter and shitlibs think its funny because drumpf

>>132280409
technically, the english accent has changed more than the american. Americans sound closer to what the English used to.

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>>132280006
What the fuck did you just say to me, you ugly little American cunt?

>>132277382
F

>>132280322
>>132280322
Since the winner of the war gets to name the war, had the British won it might have been called a civil war.

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>>132277382
Don't feel bad, the burgers drove their country straight into the ground not long after that

>>132280395
You bongrels conveniently forget how you got your ass handed to you immediately afterward by a fucking tornado.

>>132280492
That's because we wanted a confederacy not a federal union. We would have fought the English eventually anyway. We fight everybody.

>>132280565
Pretty much. The South was loyalist. The Brits shot themselves in the foot by offering freedom to slaves who fought for them. This turned the slaveowners of the South against them.

>>132280703
They had a confederacy until 1789.

>>132280663
>bongrels

top fucking kek, a burger calling anyone else a mongrel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SB_4JFLMg

To all of our American cousins, well 56% of you, the Anglo does not forget

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>>132277382
((Liberalism)) has destroyed my fucking country.

The Founding Fathers wanted a white country, to be a citizen, you had to be white.

Fuck liberals.

>>132280610
From what I've heard, the closest thing to what our accents sounded like back then was the west-country accent we have in Britain.

If you listen to it, you can sort of hear how it evolved overtime into modern american type accents. And yeah we had the whole Received Pronouncation thing so that we'd talk "proper"

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>>132280746
england confirmed retarded

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>>132280395
>1815

>>132280803
Right well you know what I mean. The federalist papers were a thing almost right after the war for independence. It was an old political conflict that went right back to Jefferson and Adams of not before.

>>132280565
The South was a loyalist stronghold, yes. Then Jason Isaacs fucked it all up.

>>132280881
>56%

55%.....
54%......
53%........

>>132277382
>>132279094
>>132279449
>>132279716
>>132279937
>>132280039
>>132280409
>>132280565
Are you the guy who spent all weeking forced meming these threads?

Get a life. No one in the US gives a crap about Britland during the Fourth. It's just fireworks, barbecue, and freedom day.

Let it go, dude. The war ended over 200 years ago. Go cry about the loss of India or or read a book or something. You're clearly getting bored with this and barely even trying anymore.

So is the rest of America / English history from now on:

We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Or do you think we'll ever get back together.

>>132281075
Jason you idiot! What the fuck is that Jason guy like, fucking useless.

>>132280854
>californians
>american
Don't put this on us, anon.

>>132280943

Appalachian English is considered the closest surviving dialect to the 17th Century English.

>TMYK

>>132280970
Hessian Commander Johann Ewan thought the British forces were commanded by the opposition party in parliament so they were missing opportunities to destroy the revolutionary forces.

>>132280854
Just following in Dad's footsteps.

>>132281235
Take some responsibility for your fellow countrymen you fat fuck.

>Oh, California isn't American
>Oh, New York isn't American
>Oh, Massachusetts isn't American
>Oh, half of America isn't American

Nice country you have there then you shitstains.

>>132281306
Britain is 87% white you mongrel fuck. You're soon to be half of that.

>>132281188
>No one in the US gives a crap about Britland during the Fourth

Let's see the /pol/ threads tomorrow then

>>132281188
it'll all come back in a few hours, I will force this meme until it's real.

>>132281365

It's gets better, because when you bring up the 60% it's always, 'we have more room, they're not American we have real American towns that are 80% white'.

Apparently only Alaska is American anymore.

>>132281441
So was the US in 1970. Britain was 93% White in 1997. If current trends persist everyone will be le 56% face before long.

>>132281446
Lemme guess, you're gonna test it with another troll thread?

You could really prove your point by coming to the US and punching strangers in the street while wearing a Redcoat uniform.
>>132281534
At least this guy is honest about his complete lack of sincerity.

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>>132281588
In much of the country you can pretend 1965 never happened. The dry end of a sinking ship.

>>132281441
Whites will be a minority in Europe in your lifetime. 87% white will turn to 60% white in one generation when white Britons are having 1.5 children per woman and Muhammad is having 22 children with 4 wives. That's the situation in pretty much all of Europe.

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>>132281365

>you fat fuck
I'm not fat :(

>countrymen
those are women but whatever lmao

Also:
>implying british women don't burn the coal
Not my fault western women are coalburning whores.

Slavic women > *

>>132281252
Will give it a listen to, wish we still sounded similar though (Like England and Australia for example)

>>132281441
Conveniently forgetting the cultural enrichment of the Romans, Angles, Saxons, Vikings, and Normans, are we? Blanda Upping is an "Anglo" tradition.

>>132281693
Kek, I thought the South was supposed to be so based? It's the brownest part of the country.

>>132280943
>west-country accent we have in Britain
Yes, they do a good job of it in the show "Turn", which is also pre-Victorian reforms (as it's the American Revolution).

The accents are similar but more rhotic for the Americans, especially the lower classes.

>>132281750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU

Funny enough we retained a number of the archaic features of English.

>>132280026

Whew lads it sure is rainy here in regiontonshire
>light giggles from the audience
How about these wankers in placeister? What a bunch of (region specific stereotype or pejorative)
>audience laughs knowingly
Anyway, I went down gregs for a suasage roll and it was full of white english people, what an absolute boor. So I went to another gregs closer to the muslim refugee camp.
>audience nods silently, relating to the situation
A roving gang of islamic men pulled me aside and smashed my sausage roll on the ground.
>audience glances around nervously, worried this joke might be racist and they will be fined for hearing it
So I went to get a new halal bread the share with them as an apology for the offense.
>audience breathes a sigh or relief
The tanked me for sharing the bread and respecting sharia law, so I said "Listen mates, how bout you come round my house and share-ia my wife"
>Raucous laughter from the audience

>britbong humour

>>132281844
>all white people who made positive cultural contributions

The fact that you can even think to compare this to your takeover by niggers and spics is beyond laughable

Fuck outta here you dumb burger cunt

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>>132281879
Diversity bring with it redpills. Whites who don't know minorities are less racist.

>>132281879
>demographics are what make people based
No, Boers are more based than every numale faggot in Europe and their country is 9% white.

>>132281611
The dream isn't redcoat uniforms and punching,
The dream is finding everyone who thinks like me and organising.

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>>132277382
FUCK THE UK YOU INBRED ISLAND NIGGERS

REMEMBER 1776

Post your best Patriot scenes lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ATLhbvefL0

>>132281960
>raping and pillaging
>positive cultural contributions
Then again, I expect as much from a peabrain stormweenie.

>>132282046
Except South Africa is a shithole and they'll be the first ones to tell you this. There is nothing based about having your land overrun by shitskins.

It still smells like red coat faggot ashes, in here.

>>132282609
Watching hell around you wakes you up. If you grow up somewhere where things are fine you don't really learn that.

>>132282755
You know what's better than being woken up by having hell surrounding you?

Being woken up while still getting to live in a country predominantly full of white people. Burgers will never know this feeling.

>>132277382
>innocent

>>132282861
That's a false dichotomy really. If you live in a dream you don't wake up.

>>132280277
Nobody in the north talks like that

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>>132277382

>>132282609
>tens of thousands of refugees pouring into your countries every month
>EU wants 200 MILLION
>not getting overrun
FUCKING LMAO
>>132282861
Most western European are leftist cucks that welcome the refugee invasion. They're effectively nonwhite.

>>132283079
Except Brexit proves that Britons woke up before they were past the point of no return. Can't say the same for burgers.

>Most western European are leftist cucks that welcome the refugee invasion. They're effectively nonwhite.

Most burgers are leftist cucks that welcome the illegal immigrant invasion. They're literally nonwhite.

>>132281940
I can imagine us sounding like this, it's a very nice accent. I'm not a linguist or whatever it's called it just sounds nice.

>>132281885
I'd like to hear Americans try to speak without being rhotic, I feel like thats the big difference.

>>132277382
Go jump off the London bridge with your shitty queen, redcoat

>>132283079
>political beliefs can make you non white

By this logic most women aren't white because they are more likely to be leftists

>>132283197
BURGER=NOTHING BURGER

>>132279426
>tfw america really is the whore of babylon

>>132283208
>non-rhotic accents

What you want is in New England.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbK4cL3QSc0

>>132283197
>muh brexit
kek, that had more to do with Poles than nonwhites. How come anti polish sentiment and violence is so routine when Poles are whiter than you?

>>132281879
People who never step in shit have no idea how bad it is.

People who have to navigate landmines of shit daily begin to despise having it piling up and try to centrally relocate it so they best avoid the shit.

No bigger redpill than having to live near niggers.

>>132283314
Most women aren't even human

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>>132283258
Go jump off the world trade center

Oh wait you already did lmao

>>132281693
>The dry end of a sinking ship.

This, there will be no "1776" again for the white man. It won't happen in America, it won't happen in Canada, nor in Australia, New Zealand, Europe, Russia, UK, etc. Perhaps there will come a time when small portions of the white population will begin segregating themselves willingly, but that will only happen AFTER the damage has already been done.

Poland might be exempt for the next decade or so, but how long will they honestly last being right next door to a shitskin country like Germany when the demographics permanently change? With the way Marxism specifically targets white women, they'll have to secure their own borders to prevent their own women from leaving to "experience" diversity and get away from the white oppressive patriarchy.

With all of this being said, perhaps eventually whatever whites are left will all migrate to a place like Iceland where we can isolate ourselves and maintain a conservative lifestyle while limiting the Marxist exposure to the younger generations.

This could be done on smaller bits of Islands like Iceland, New Zealand, Faroe Islands, or perhaps even the U.K. if there was a large enough push for it before it was too late.

>>132280610
>Americans sound closer to what the English used to.

This meme again, theoretically places like Australia would sound closest as they havn't been watered doown with ebonics and mexicans

>>132283197
Nazi what?

And what was the election of Trump? The guy has unleashed ICE on the tacos. Prototypes of the wall are being built to see which design will be most effective. Trump has given speeches about having merit based immigration which would heavily favor white Europeans.

>>132282329
If Scotland gains independence and we get rid of Great Britain. Who you gonna hate?

>>132282933
dindu nuthin!

>>132283435
How he pronounces "car park"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWVTsHNQIiU
inb4 i'm fucking deaf

>>132283652
Did he died?

>>132283477
At the end of the day you're stuck living with niggers. But hey, you're aware of how shitty it is! Great accomplishment.

I live in an overwhelming majority-white country and I know how shitty living near niggers is. I can see this from a safe distance.

>>132277382
"For me, the new United States exists only in order to ensure the existence of the State of the United Kingdom and the British people." - Donald Trump, 2016

>>132283974
oi mate, the colonies know

>>132283974
Citation?

>>132283752
>And what was the election of Trump?

You lucked out that you don't use a popular vote system, but regardless you're pushing for something way too late. It's good that your country finally woke the fuck up but what good is that when you're still set to be a minority in a decade or so? You're past the tipping point my burger friend. It won't be long until your demographic decline guarantees a Democrat victory every single election. Shitskins will always vote for the free ride.

>>132279449
t b h a lot of americans 200 years ago would have been german.
>t. german american whose family came here over 200 years ago

>>132283654
This won't even be the third time the White man will have repelled the Saracen hordes. Spit the black pill out, anon.

>>132283946
>overwhelming majority-white

not for long kraut bro, mama Merkel is hell bent to destroy the Fatherland

>>132284204
>kraut

Try again burger.

>>132281943
As if american humour is bettter.

*Dark windowed apartment building
white man walks in
>Audience roars into wild applause
"Hey betty did you SEE jackob's new haircut? What a mess!"
>Sign lights up telling audience to laugh
*black man walks onto set
>Clapping ensues, water gushes from the ladies.
"Yo, there whaity yo seen betty?"
*betty blushes
>Audience gasps
"Heeey, there's mah little girl, hope white devil wasn't slavn' yo too hard"
>Audience tuts with acknowledging of slavery
*Samantha walks in carrying coffee child
>Audience stamps feed and cries with applaud
"get dat baby away froom me woman!"
>Audience coos with laughter
"now now Jacques this baby won't hurt you"
*baby throws up on man
>Half of the audience endures cardiac arrest remaining burst lungs laughing at the gross humour.
"OOhh, Zampha you've done it again!"
*theme music plays as camera pans out
>Audience crawling along the stage floor through their own faeces unable to control basic functions.

>>132284111
Kris Kobach is about to disenfranchise minorities by the millions. Not even joking. He did it in Kansas and has been tasked with doing it nationally.

Fuck y'all Brits

>>132284345
Not enough clapping desu

>>132281188
Also why would I stop making these threads when I get so many (you)s?

>>132284111
I believe and I hope you're wrong. I think this last election was just the beginning. By the time Trump leaves office I think he and the Republicans will have put some difficult roadblocks in place so that conservative white America can regain some much needed control before the whole country looks like Illinois.

>>132284534
true. american audiences clap for fucking everything.

>>132277382
>Let us take a moments silence to remember the 300 million innocent Brits who died in the US concentration camps.

Like they've ever let us forget. Every fucking year of school it was "muh 300 million," god forbid you ever question why it's being brought up in fucking math class or you're a fucking tea partier and literally Revere.

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King George was a light skinned black men. The colonists rebelled because of racism.

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>>132281943
>>132284345

>>132284286
If you're not a Kraut or Austrian then you're a larping faggot for using that flag.

>>132284621
The problem is, it needs to be taught at school or else people might start thinking we just made it up.

The 300 million did happen!

>>132284827
Never Forget the 300 million!

>>132277382
you're getting better OP.

maybe some day you'll be able to post bait threads like me... ha ha... keep it up, kid

>>132285733
Was this post post-ironic?

>>132279426
Why dont you go and buy yourself a wife Mahmout?