Post ITT pol moments of your childhood

>>132273752
>things that never happened: the thread

>>132273856
t.nigger

>>132273752
then the walls clapped

>>132273856
Its actually a pretty well known copy-pasta ya massive newfaggot.

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>>132273752
Anyway here's mine
>be me in highschool
>learning about the nigger rights movement
>had to do a test about it
>"who was MLK"
>I wrote down "a nigger"
>teacher gets pissed when he finds out
>got suspended for a couple days

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>>132273752
>be me 4-5 years old
>piss my mother off
>mother tells me to stop or she'll call the black people to come take me away
>be me 6 years old
>really piss off my mother
>mother packs my shit, tells me the black people are coming to pick me up
>mfw

And yes, this is unfortunately very true.

>be me
>be 1 day old
>"HEIL HITLER! GAS ALL JEWS!! SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL!!!" *roman salute*

>12 years old
>in middle school
>we're having our annual talent show
>there's this one black kid, CJ, who always goes up and introduces one of the performers
>he's about to walk on stage
>friend of mine says, "watch, everyone's going to clap for CJ even though he's not really doing anything"
>CJ steps up on stage
>auditorium erupts with applause
>my friend: "Seriously, what does he do other than be black?"

>>132275279
One more, this isn't really a /pol/ story, but it's kind of funny.

There was also a nigger I went to high school with who would rap every year for the talent show. He called himself "Young Slave" and during our senior year talent show introduced himself as "this is Young Slave out here reppin' Uncle Tom's Cabin Productions."

>>132275279
Nigger worship is really going out of hand.