Chickens are pets not food.

>>132233117
YOU ARE A PET.

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>>132233447

>>132233117
>driving an FF

>>132233117
Chicken confirmed for best pet?

>destroy local bug pests like termite
>lays delicious eggs
>nature's alarm clock

Fuck cats and dogs chickens are the future

>>132233117
kys un-australian cunt

I love chickens

But I also eat them

>>132233117
My friend had a pet chicken named Susan. He ran away

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>>132233117
Proofs?

>>132233117
Do you like to hurt other people?

>>132233117
They look super fluffy. Are they?

>>132234070
>susan
>he

Only in Canada.

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>>132233117
you ever been chased by a rooster. Chop off head, watch 'em run around, then pick, clean, and cook.
Eat Mo Chikin!

>>132233117
Chickens are fun, if you are gonna eat poultry then might as well eat duck or goose, they're assholes.

>>132233117
Not when they taste amazing.

>>132233117
If something isn't food yet, you just arent hungry enough.


you fat overfed lazy good for nothing diabetic senile dodo face

>>132234292
more feathery i would imagine

>>132233932
lmfao

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>>132233117
Sex objects

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WE WUZ DINOSAURS AND SHIEET

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>>132233117
why not both?

>>132234292
>>132237410
Most birds are very soft and downy except for the flight feathers. When you pet them they also fluff their face and neck feathers out (all feathers have tiny muscles that do this)

>>132233117
eating them would be very primitive. not sure about pets but at least leave them alone.

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Whynotboth.jpg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LmfRMeU6pQ8

Wtf I'm vegan now

I love chickens eddy