FUTURE HAPPENING!

>>132232014
>as we speak, the explosives are probably already in the hands of the France-based Jihadis
this will truly be a Bastille Day to remember!

>Inert multidimensional lateral traction triggers

Portugal confirmed for ayy lmaos

>>132232014
Wtf is with that blatantly photoshopped headline?
>24 inert multidimensional lateral traction triggers
>multidimensional
Nigger what now?

>>132232014
>offensive grenades

As oppose to what, friendly grenades?

>>132232975
Inclusive grenades

>>132232014
Shiver me timbers, ops not actually an entire faggot
http://archive.is/KpWvX

>>132232975
defensive grenades...you fucking retard.

>>132232975
An offensive grenade is a grenade that can be thrown farther than its shrapnel radius, i.e. A grenade that you can throw without taking cover. Defensive grenades have a larger shrapnel radius than throwing distance.

>>132232975
As opposed to defensive grenades, which are intended to be thrown out of heavy cover, allowing for larger charge and more shards.

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>41 Anti Tank Launchers (LAW)

I guess you can say terrorists broke the LAW

>>132233681
Not your best, Carlos.

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>>132232014
happy 4th of July!!!!

You shouldn't keep launchers and projectiles in the same place.

>>132233800
LAWs are basically a projectile in a tube. They can't be separated.

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>>132232014
>http://archive.is/U0IF9
Pic

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>>132233800
>>132233879

Well, looks like I'm a faggot, you can separate them.

>>132232975
Defensive you knucklehead. There is a well defined difference between offensive and defensive grenades.

>>132233800
>You shouldn't keep launchers and projectiles in the same place.

Thats the whole point of the LAW, its was a one time use weapon.

Basically they can take over a city with that, if they have rifles too

>>132232014
how in the world do you have such lax security, as to letting this vast amount, of arms and munitions, fall into the hands of terrorists, or is this false flag?

>>132234780
What if it's these stealings (it's not the first in Europe) are arming a secret right wing army? Like OAS or Gladio but bigger

>>132234780
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Fuck off Paco.

>>132232014
>264 Units

It's pounds, you nigger. 1 block of C4 is 1 pound.

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>>132232014
Holy shit, Portugal yes. Imagine the happenings we're gonna get from this. And finally with something other than a truck. Go kill some fucking Europeans!

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>that fucking kang in the corner

Nice.

>>132234905
I hope it's this, that may explain why it happened so easily, if they let it happen.

>>132233398
What if I throw the defensive grenade really far?

>>132232014

Letting you guys know ... this is literally nothing. Not stolen to use but stolen to sell. Odds are its already packed in the door panel of some toyota on the way to Mexico.

>>132232014
>1450 rounds of 9mm
i literally have that much at home, step it up portugal

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>>132232014
MULTIDIMENSIONAL WAR WHEN?!?!?!!?!?!

>>132232014

Portugal has an army?

>>132235842
Yeah, 3 guys and 2 dogs

>>132234096
Aren't those AT4's?

>implying enlightened Nubian Kangs like the Moortaguese require weaponry

>>132232975
Progressive

>>132236023
Nope.
AT4's got rectangular ends.

>>132234751
They have 1,400 9m. That's literally not enough for one person in a firefight.

>>132232014

uh oh

>>132232014
Holy shit that's a big arsenal.

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I can tell you what this is to be:

>>132235907

Also:
>>132227777

>>132232014
There was a shipment of weapons stopped at the channel
The could be the same ones

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>>132232014
Did futanon finally crack?

>Inert multidimensional lateral traction triggers

wow the mudskins are going to build a portal from sand-land to Europe, they'll be able to teleport into Europe en masse at a constant rate now

>>132235472
Then bitches will be all over you.

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>Military grade C-4 is commonly packaged as the M112 demolition block. The demolition charge M112 is a rectangular block of Composition C-4 approximately 2 inches by 1.5 inches and 11 inches long, weighing 1.25 lb (0.57 kg).[11][12] The M112 is wrapped in a sometimes olive color Mylar-film container with a pressure-sensitive adhesive tape on one surface.[13][14]
>1.25 lb per unit
>1.25*264=330
>330lb of c-4 explosives (approx 150 kilos)
>terrorists stole 150 kilos of explosives a few days before french holidays
>while threats have been made to attack if demands aren't met
>they aren't met
>mfw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-4_(explosive)

>>132232014
>decompression trigger
What is this?

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>>132232014
>Inert multidimensional lateral traction triggers
HOW CAN AMERICUNTS EVEN COMPETE!!!

what guns use 9mm ammo?

>Swedens wikipedia page of grenade attacks just quadrupled its lenght thanks to Portugal.
At least you are doing something good Portbros.

>>132232014
This will end up in a serious happening, perhaps even multiple.

>>132236856
A significant amount of pistols and machine pistols.

>>132236856
MP5

>>132236023
Looks like an igla if you ask me

>>132237036
Nah, it will all go to siria or some civil war in africa.

>>132236712
Like a dead man's trigger, as long as there's pressure the explosive won't blow, take the pressure off and boom

>>132236846
>American airforce doesn't have a single pyramid

Lmao whitey are you even trying?

>>132232975
Feminist grenades of course

>>132237307
m8 even iglas in your videogames don't look like that
I'll give you a hint, the names one of those launchers stolen in the OP post.

>>132232014
They will be used at the G20, digits confirm

>>132235174
According to the resources i've seen they're 1.25lbs.

>>132234096
Thats not a LAW

They are way to big

>>132232014
Probably just gonna find its way to Syria to be used by the rebels.

Or whatever group in North-West Africa forks over the cash.

>>132232014
>we can trust the government to have a monopoly in arms and handle it well

Just fuck my shit up senpai, Europe is a mess.

The C4 is scary, that is a lot of Ariana Grande concerts.

Any video of the heist?

>>132232014
Nothing will happen, if anything shipped off to East Ukraine ;)

>>132232975
/k/ was here

>>132232975
Granades of tolerance and multiculturalism

By who though?
Doesn't matter if all the stuff is sold to interests outside of Europe.

>>132242942

>Any video of the heist?

>Thief looks muslim
>He's actually just Portuguese.

>>132235472
You can't. Then it becomes offensive.

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>>132234905
This. Praying for this.

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>>132244289

>muslims

this was too well executed. slav mafia most likely.

>>132244165
kek
Portugal:
>Extremely low amount of shitskins
>Lowest amount of Jews in Europe
>Lowest amount of refugees taken in in Europe
Nice try tho burger, enjoy your black majority cities.

>>132232014
>)
Isn't europe CCTV'd up to shit? Surely within hours they could have obtained footage from the base, highways, towns etc.

Unless it was divided up between many vehicles you'd need at lest a cube van to haul that kind of gear, probably a small uhaul.

>>132236697
Boy oh boy that's gonna be fucking dope 14th of July

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>>132232235
Portuguese are ayys
Spaniards are an experiment

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So which European city are the "refugees" going to hit first with these weapons of happening?

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>>132232014
This is actually fucking embarrassing, how does military equipment get stolen?

264 units of C4 explosives what size boom?

>>132232014
>1450 9mm cartridges
lulz, they should have skipped the Portuguese army depot and raided any civilian on my block and they'd have looted more firepower.

>>132246368
About 264 Ariana Grandes.

>>132245547
This is going to be the happening of the year

>>132237154
They are the round of choice for homemade guns too. That is not a whole lot of ammo though.

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>>132235604
pleb tier caliber

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>>132232014

Probably stolen by gangsters for the black market, not terrorists. Though could conceivably end up in the hands of terrorists since the black market doesn't give a fuck.

>>132248257
milf with manly hands, weird makeup, weird eyes.

>>132245134
>this was too well executed
I agree with that, but my mind goes towards some political extremists. Probably native Portuguese in the military. Maybe a far-left or far-right group getting ready for a coup or civil war. I know nothing of Portugal's internal politics and recent history though.

>>132232014
We all know that the grenades are being shipped to Sweden, but who gets enriched by the remaining shit?

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>>132249957