Brit/pol/ - Snoop edition

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Rochdale documentary on bbc1 at 8 tonight lads. get your drinks in for a laugh

How does an absolute beginner get fit? Or at least start to?

>>132210537
quit the carbonated beverage, get a better diet and do a 2 mile jog in the morning

>>132210537
Jogging and body weight exercises.

anybody else love cartoon and sfm porn

>>132210533
I reckon it will probably not address it being a Muslim issue, and just say it is the Asian community, much to the dismay of Sikhs and Chinese.

What happened to Rimmer, WN and PreuBe?

>>132210707
i love all kinds. usually alternate. some days it's hentai doujins, some days it's sfm, some days it's POV american porn, some days it's graphic fisting JAV

I have a soft spot for rule 34 of a waifu though

>>132210869
Banned. Rimmer was alright, no issue with him, but I hope Pube fucking dies.

>>132210869
Asleep/Jeremy Kyle, who, dead

>>132210869
Some got banned for a short while, WN still posts here, although infrequently

>>132210893
i cant masturbate to actual people any more

Pissed off mussie on LBC

>>132211067
When are you going to call in again? Did you hear the Rees-Mogg impersonation from the last thread? Fucking funny.

>>132211135
Yeah I listed to that bloke calling in, saying "mad, absolutely mad".

I'll call in at the start of O Brian at 10am if he talks about trump.

>>132211052
bit gay then aren't you mate? quit for a while.

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>>132210765
evreyone will know asian = paki
especially when the names will be mohammed al mohhamed

>>132211192
you the next yktd.. you're here 24/7?

>>132211548
I'm here a lot. I haven't slept in quite a while though, so calling in might not be such a good idea.

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>>132211604
Do you your parents not care you don't work then?

>>132211707
They care about me obviously, but they know me and how difficult I find it to keep routines. I do try though.

>>132211604
>>132211763
Sort your sleeping out.

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Nan is 90 today lads.

Also I just realised something I never thought about before. When my (paternal) grandfather married my grandmother, they were 18 and 26, respectively. And they've had six children in six consecutive years after that, with my dad being the youngest.

Bit weird tbqh, but I guess it was a different time.

>>132212022
Did your nan out live any of her children?

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Hope Trump turns on the BBC after he's done with CNN 2bh.

Anyone else hate Farage now?

Backstabbing cunt

>>132212229
He's entitled to his own life, he has given a tremendous amount of time to the cause and contributed more than most.

>>132212229

What exactly did he do?

>>132212286
Ruled out running for leader of UKIP again.

tonsilitis is fucking me over so hard, i literally cant swallow. this is disgusting desu lads

>>132212229
>>132212275
>>132212286
>>132212310
Anne Marie Waters will be better.

>>132212310

How is that backstabbing? He did it for years and has said he will again if brexit gets fucked over.

>>132212384
The Guardian's started running stories about her so there's obviously some fear within certain circles that she has a chance.

they want to boycott the judge because he isnt a nigger or immigrant? jesus fucking christ, fuck the lot of them

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>>132212186
>these mongs think they have the right to call anyone scum

Not sure I can be fucked talking about Grenfell, I just don't care.

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>>132212229
He's absolutely CIVIC but he did his job. I don't hate the man and I'm not sure why anyone on the right would hate him.

why the fuck would they be given the judges background, surely jduges are meant to be impartial. how can any cunt agree with them on this matter that they should be able to read into the judges background and then decide who they want?

>>132210537
I'm on day 20 of no sugar lads, it hurts

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>>132212624
Fookin Tories stopin ma benifits ma fokin 5 kids Natashalee Phil mark ayden and makaela need them free school meals who's Gona fuckin pay it? Me? Fat chance hahaha

>no heated argument over grenfell

Nice choice of words there James.

>>132212843
Is Eddie LordNelson?

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Fukin ell price a fags is too much government doesn't pay enuf in benifits it doesnt had to sell Natashalees fukin Nintendo DS at cash converters hahaha

>>132212099
Not yet, everyone's fine.

But as of two years ago she's the last survivor among her own ten siblings, and one of only two to have had children.

Of her four sisters, the three older ones became nuns, and the single younger one committed suicide.

Of her six brothers, two older ones died in WW2, two became priests, one (the only younger brother) died of illness in his teens, and the last one became an academic and is the only other one who started a family.

>>132212995
I dont think so

>UK to withdraw from international fishing arrangement
YES

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Right lads how much will this little beast go for eh? Im finkin about 50 quid I need tha money fur payin tha electricity meter

>>132213233
fucking hell

Lads what are we going to do about Britains corpse? The stench is becoming really bad at this point.

Can someone go bury it or something?

>>132213233
Gen Z is so conservative.

>>132213254

Literally worthless.
Put it up on Ebay for a tenner and you might get some guy looking for shit to tinker with if you're lucky.

>>132213278
Viking funeral.

It's already floating in the sea and the fire is coming.

>>132213254
Does that even receive digital tv lad?

Has Neil Horan been sighted recently

>>132213383
I dont fookin know

>>132213254
The postage would cost more.

>>132213386
In all of our hearts.

>>132213415
A nicked it anyways hahaha

>>132213278
Don't be so defeatist.

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>>132213450
I'm concerned about him.

Anne Marie Waters' manifesto for UKIP

http://forbritain.uk/manifesto

>>132213476
from where?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7YOmpEG0SY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDzloJTbx20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O7d9lXhxdE
Courtesy of UK Parliament.

>>132213386
Unironically quite like Slow Hands desu

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What's your IQ, Britpol?

My Mensa tested IQ is 129 so you can take this as being a realistic score

http://test.mensa.no

>>132212819
eat some fruit.

>>132213386
he said he was at finsbury park mosque a few days after the attack
there dont seem to be any videos

James O Brien is being mildly triggered by SJWs

>>132213896
IQ tests are bullshit, not a good measure of intelligence, I always do well on them, but these things are just online quizzes, you may as well be finding out which Friends character you are most like.

>>132213967
Lad how can you actually listen to James O Brian? The man is aural water boarding.

>>132214063
For arguing with progressives it's like going to the gym, you don't get better at something by not exposing yourself to it.

>>132214027
Brainlet coping mechanism.

My actual Mensa score is close to the internet test score so it is valid. It's based on the Mensa test itself after all

>>132214114
Mense.no isn't even a fucking Mensa domain, retard.

>>132213321

> look guys we found a kid with a dumb sign his entire generation BTFO

>>132214189
It's based on the Mensa test and my actual result is very close to the real result you stupid low IQ prick.

Imagine if Peter Hitchens was able and willing to run for UKIP leadership.

>>132214230
You're the retard who is so insecure you have to take IQ tests and use them to boost your confidence. When I have done online IQ tests before it's always been high, but it doesn't matter, Stephen Hawking agrees with me.

>>132213233
Behind every weak man stands a lesbian.

>>132214333
You clearly didn't take the test I posted then did you? If you really did score high on a genuine replica you wouldn't be bitching about the validity of IQ tests. No high IQ person genuinely believes IQ to be a futile measurement of intelligence since IQ is strongly correlated with income, life expectancy, educational attainment etc etc

>>132214249
It probably wouldn't make any difference since they are effectively done as an electoral force. Also it would be an inadequate vessel for his political views.

PH has said numerous times that he isn't interested in being an MP or even in effecting political change. He's just writing the obituary of Britain and anyone young enough and smart enough should emigrate.

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>>132214249
Then he wouldn't be Peter Hitchens any more.

Cringewortthy defeatism is a fundamental part of his character right next to tech illiteracy.

>>132214440
I have never taken an actual IQ test, why should I?

"People who boast about their I.Q are losers" - Stephen Hawking

>>132214491
Aww, that's kind of adorable.

>>132214558
And my point is that the online score will be very close to your real one. Ffs it's not hard to get.

By the way I'm not boasting about my measly 125, which is average for educated people.

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>>132214558
t. defensive brainlet

>>132214644
Does it not also just test analytical ability rather than creative thinking? That's a bit of a problem with European vs Asian intelligence, they lack creativity.

>>132214692
Your entire argument is ad hominem, not an argument.

going to costco tomorrow you lads want anything?

>>132214491
makes me wanna smoke some devils lettuce

>>132214778
12kg of twiglets.

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>CALL ME DAVE: Theresa May made embarrassing phone call to David Cameron to beg for his support for the Tory-DUP deal last weekend
>The call last Sunday is thought to have been warm and polite, but reportedly came as a surprise to friends on both sides.
>Mr Cameron is understood to have offered to send a tweet backing the £1billion deal, which he did once it was unveiled a week ago.

Was pic-related the tweet that saved Brexit?

Think local
Okay thank you

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>>132214440
>tfw conscientiousness is also correlated with success, except it's morally superior and viewed more favourably by society than pure intelligence
>tfw conscientiousness is (weakly) negatively correlated with IQ
>tfw high IQ, low conscientiousness wastrel doomed to waste my potential with no one but myself to blame for it

>>132214767
There are some wonky measurements of "creativity" e.g. word association tests but it's a complicated thing because by its nature it tends to evade measurement. I'm not denying that there are elements of intelligence that aren't considered in IQ tests but IQ is the best we have so far. Is it a coincidence that did decently on that test and that I scored straight As throughout school with minimal effort?

gonna go get a happy ending from a cute polish bird lads
brexit was a mistake, I don't want these qties to leave

>>132215137
They will leave and you can go with them.

>>132214491
>defeatism
Realism.

>>132214922

Does anyone even care what Cameron thinks anymore?

Congratulations on making it to the bbc lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40432921

>>132214767
I wasn't making an argument, pal, I was just calling you a defensive brainlet

>>132213005
That's quite some family history Anon.

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>>132215232

I have an IQ of 155.

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>>132215232
>i am 12

Lads, I just stubbed my toe and it made me very angry. Am I mentally ill and how many drugs and bennies can I get?

>>132215532
Did it give you persistent suicidal thoughts?

RIP underage

You deserve it for that level of shitpost though

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>>132215484
I have an IQ of 156

>>132215532
Sounds like you've got anger management issues, tbqh. You should probably be on downers and have a carer. On the NHS, of course.

>>132215610
If I say it did, will it give me more bennies?

I hope all you chaps from Keny- I mean Kensington will be voting for are Joe in next year's local elections

>>132215659
??????

>>132210537
If you're a fat fuck stop eating as much.
A calorie is a calorie is a calorie
You can be the laziest piece of shit, if you stop shoving food in your mouth you WILL lose weight.
However losing weight is not getting fit, so you'll need to put better quality food into your body and exercise to keep it healthy. Running is a good way to look after yourself.
The couch to 5k regime is a good start
Also post on /fit/ you faggot, not here.

Which areas of policy do you disagree with UKIP on? For me it's mainly their views and policies regarding democracy, i.e. democratic reforms.

>>132213896
That test is bullshit. I did the first 5Q got bored and randomly clicked each square for the rest and still scored 101.

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>download tinder
>say no to every girl in a 50km radius
>mfw when I realise i'll always be alone

>>132215961
>be beggar
>choose

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>>132215961
You will aways have brit/pol/ lad.

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>>132215961
>Don't even have tinder because I'm afraid someone I know will find me on there and discover how crushingly lonely I am

>>132215945
A person with an average IQ gets a lot more questions wrong than you think they do. In fact it's mostly the last and hardest questions that make the difference so if you accidently got a few of those right it could compensate quite a bit

>>132216055

Watching children whose age is likely still in the single digits carry political signs boils my blood.

>>132215961
do what i do an commission porn

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>>132216083
just accidentally super-liked a girl, fuck sake she is a dog as well

>>132216083
I was afraid of that too so I bought tinder plus and turned on the setting that only lets people see you if you swiped right first. I'm just using it for sex anyway lmao

>>132216084
So IQ tests are completely bullshit. Thanks for confirming

What do you think about the Clapham Sect?

>>132216174
Low IQ tard detected.

>>132210294
The end is nigh, my friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O7d9lXhxdE

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>>132216163
>tfw too attractive to have Tinder.

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>>132216192
>Imagine a world without party politics

>>132216163
beastiality won't solve your problems Anon

>>132216212
Well I just scored 101 in about 2mins on your ((((IQ)))) site that you linked.

>>132216232
>pics or didn't happen
gonna move onto guys now just to reject everyone

>>132216192
>he thinks he will be equally welcome in the ring of hand-holding diversity

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Has anybody read Western Civilisation Bites Back by Jonathan Bowden.

>>132216192

> If it wasn't for Tories, we'd stop being exploded and run over by Muslims gaizzzzzz

>>132216298
Yeah because you got lucky on a couple questions. So what?

>>132216175
What is it and is it worth going outside to give them a kicking because that's just down the road from me?

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>>132216280
>mfw when there is a blind chick on Tinder

>>132213249
About fucking time too. Great news.

>>132212997
>> that accent

I love ya bro but I bet those teeth a so fucked up lol

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The only shy qt Aryan girl in my uni is a die-hard Corbyn lover.
>Why does Fortuna torture the innocents so?

>>132216364
would

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I don't like see all those traditional, old buildings in London surrounded by progressives.

>>132216370
It's almost as if I were playing a character and posting a picture from Google images

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What did he mean by this?

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>>132214440
If you define intelligence by those criteria, you might be a spasm regardless of what the test says. IQ tests are good at testing a very narrow set of abilities to do with pattern recognition and spatial reasoning, which tends to correlate with other qualities we associate with 'intelligence'. Also Intelligence isn't well defined, and even if it was, distilling it to such strict criteria is like rating a whore by how big her tits are, useful in some situations for some demographics, but largely misses the point.

>>132216220
Has this been posted already or something? Why is UK Parliament uploading this?

>>132214114
Came here to say this

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>>132216374
my ex was aryan and right wing as fuck, disliked muslims, voted UKIP etc, wish I had her back

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>>132216486
Post photo.

>>132216486
post feet

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>clever Chinks somehow survived the blaze
>white husband
>he took her last name

Kek. I am perfectly willing to accept the superiority of the yellow woman, but taking her last name plays to the stereotype that the guy is a beta.

Still, every WMAF relationship is a blessing, a miracle, something beautiful that uplifts my heart.

>>132216441
You could be a mong despite a high IQ and you could be a savant despite a low IQ but those people are major outliers.

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>>132216531
>similar to this

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>>132216429
Yeah well you're the one going out of your way to look for shit to piss you off. Read some poetry or something.

>>132216612
I'm reading the news you goober. Sometimes that means reading things you don't like.

>>132216429
Don't worry they'll tear them down in time

>>132216587
Dude he's name is Lee and her surname is Li, don't tell me you wouldn't do a double barrel surname purely for the bants of being called Lee Li

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>>132216587

>intellectually superior yellow woman senses danger and flees the tower
>convinces cuck beta male to take her last name instead

>>132216642
That protest was like two days ago, how is it on the news for you?

>>132216670
Met a man named Henry Henry once.

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>>132216670

>took a chance to get a goofy last name for a laugh

>>132216647
Heheh

>>132216733
It was on HuffPo's front page.

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Is it true that this is what the average WMAF offspring looks like? Cute little gamer girls who are absolutely adorable and would be the perfect daughter for all of /pol/?

>>132216562
I second this. Post her feet. You know you want to. You know you can.

>>132216876
>going on Huffington Post

You're just hurting yourself, you know.

>>132216830
Quintessentially British if you think about it.

>>132217117
>REEEE DON'T VISIT WEBSITES YOU DON'T AGREE WITH

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>>132217020
half breeds are cute

>>132217020

I would suspect it is hit and miss in terms of genetic potential to produce "attractive" offspring.

If you have Yellow Fever you should embrace the calling and bring home to Britain a young lady of superior breeding stock to benefit the nation for generations to come.

>>132217158
Last I checked HuffPo was liberal clickbait designed to tick you off. I'd rather read an actual news site rather than an overblown blog.

>>132217161
Always that one eye that's bigger than the other.

>>132217304
I like to see what the leftwing press are talking about as well as the rightwing press.

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britcuck of the day: estrogen filled nu-male with ugly yellow fever fetish takes his wifes name to hyphenate his name while she remains true to her yellow tradition of keeping her family name.

what a fag
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4659274/Grenfell-Tower-survivor-describes-escape-22nd-floor.html

>>132217304
Huffpost is like the onion.

When did Brit/pol/ get so bad?

I know we had the influx of Corbyn shills but I didn't realise they had taken over.

Sage this shit and bring back the old Brit/pol/ of actual conservatives.

>illegal subletters not coming forward to help the police with the Grenfell inquiries
>this is a problem acknowledged by the police and the government
>illegal subletting immunity announced instead of investigating who was illegally subletting and prosecuting them for subletting and then also prosecuting them for obstruction of justice

It's great how much these illegals (oh and they have immunity for that as well) are getting away with. They are valued more by the state than we are.

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>More UK nurses and midwives leaving than joining profession
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40476867

>the government aren't dismantling the NHS!

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>>132216587
i was reading the paper, saw this story and came here and posted it, without reading the thread, so posted the same thing again.
great minds and that.

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>>132217388
See I get that experience by going on the Guardian. Guess we're all victims of ourselves, it's why we're still on 4chan.

>>132217367
This is a net benefit for whites. Give all ugly, beta white men Asian wives

>>132217475
wonder if its because there are so many foreign imported nigger nurses/doctors. cant remember the last time i had an appointment with a white doctor or nuse

>>132217475
NHS is fucking shit anyway

>>132217525
There are a lot of Irish QTs in the NHS

>>132217161
Lads, I feel sad that she will never look up at my with her asymmetric googly eyes while sucking my dick. Am I mentally ill and how many drugs and bennies can I get?

>>132217395
>When did Brit/pol/ get so bad?
When people stopped engaging in political talk. I've seen some really relevant news articles get maybe 2 replies - on a good day - and yet some dickhead posting his Tinder screenshots will get dozens.

>>132217395
It's because we are all at work you fucking neet ponce

>>132217367
more like a test filled alpha lets his wife keep her family name so she isn't disowned by her billionaire parents and can keep her honour

>>132217582
I agree with what you're saying but you have to admit Rightly's tinder interactions were classic.

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Why is 4chan so tasteless, lads?

>>132217805
Haha tasteless twats

>>132217614
It's the same level of shit at all times of day

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>>132217525
There's also the fact that we have had the removal of bursaries for home students.

>>132217553

Good goyim, the NHS isn't fit for purpose and it has nothing to do with rampant cuts ala British Rail, looks like we will have to privatise it!

>>132217805

> The UK isn't a police sta-

>>132217805
Wtf how come?

>>132217855
He's using a public network numbnuts.

>>132217844
If it means I can see a GP without a 2 week wait then great. Let the riff raff die.

>>132217844
Muh doctors, muh space shuttle engineers!!

thank fuck that eirepol faggot isn't here.

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>>132217805
It's just a net filter. Pic-related is who's behind it.

>>132217844
TOTALLY FAILED AT LIFE?
WHY NOT BLAME THE BANKERS THE BONUSES?

IT'S SO MUCH EASIER THAN TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN LIFE

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>>132217844

>the net 600k immigration last year was entirely composed of doctors, nurses and engineers

wtf im a racist now

>>132217844
Enjoy paying mohammed ssix kids on benefits healthcare goyim. Enjoy funding the declining existance of british citizens! Oy vey!

is DP on today lads ??

>>132217844
That's a great put down of the anti immigration stance if you totally ignore the fact that every taxi driver, checkout worker and cleaner is a migrant

>>132218114
It finished, was only a half-hour episode from 11-11:30. You didn't miss anything.

>>132213896

I've found that the only people who give a fuck about IQ are people who typically haven't done anything or are possessed by a weird narcissistic desire to be the smartest person in the room. ACTUALLY smart people tend not to give a fuck and you're judged by your achievements anyway.

t. physicist

>>132217352
Makes sense really - similar approach to >>132214105

>>132218191
disagree, almost every black cab driver in London is ethnically British. the immigrants are all uber or minicab because it takes no skill to join.

>>132217844
So... they did take our jerbs then?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4658438/SAS-hero-drowned-ISIS-fighter-puddle.html

>An SAS operator drowned a terrorist in a puddle of fucking mud
>He then picked up a rock and bashed another's head in
>One of his friends clubbed three people to death with the butt of his rifle
>None of them even died

Are the SAS even human? Jesus fucking Christ.

>>132218279
think

>>132218237
>a half-hour episode from 11-11:30.

fuck
ok thanks
like that all week cuz muh tennis ?

>>132218279
In Nottingham every taxi driver is a paki

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Tennis is on. I'll tell you something, lads, that Radwanska scrubs up well.

>>132218246
You people are faggots. The other generals (/sg/, /ptg) didn't object to taking the test and I only wanted to compare ourselves to them. Don't do it if you don't want to but don't give me the prepackaged brainlet coping mechanisms™

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>>132217956

So you want to follow the objectively shit American healthcare system that the Tories want to bring in?

>>132218034

So your plan to help out the native British population is to dismantle the NHS?

>>132218279
black cabbies maybe.. but actual taxi drivers in London I dunno.. I've visited London quite a few times and most of the taxi services seem to be run by pakis or niggers

>>132218308
Fantastic story, that. Shame it's from the Daily Star, wish it was from a better source really.

>>132218342
Every day except Wednesday, where it'll be a bumper episode from 11:30-1pm.

>>132218366
If it means I wouldn''t have to wait 2 weeks to see a GP then I'd prefer it to the NHS

>>132218366

>the American model is the only model

Also the current American model is shit because of government subsidisation.

>>132216587
that sounds harrowing.

glad she made it.

https://youtu.be/Reiu2nw1XxY
Is this the end of the BANKERS THE BONUSES?

>>132218308
From the Star so I'm skeptical

>>132218366
So you want third world shit skins to come to britain because of the state benefits?

>>132217989

> Shlomo

Holy fucking shit

>>132218308
it's the epitome of trained vs untrained. I'd trust 5 well trained men over 20 untrained goatfuckers

>>132217844
Isn't that poster reinforcing the Tory idea that people are only poor because they're dumb?

Really makes you think

>>132217989
Israel has been known to use its technological prowess to infiltrate western systems in the past. I wouldn't trust any Israeli made software or hardware

Lads, I have a US citizenship as well as UK, but once I turn 18 I can choose to revoke it or keep it. If I keep it, even if I live in the UK, I have to pay US taxes on top of the UK's. What do? I want to live in Britain but I feel a US citizenship is valuable, especially in the future.

>>132218364
Kek, fuck off back to /ptg/ then you absolute mong.

>>132218598
>once I turn 18

>>132211900
But... but it's racciiiisstttt

These motherfucking shills defending this scum. How are they even aloud to burn our flag on the streets of this great nation?
I hate em

>>132218598
Why would you want to live in the UK and what job do you do if your under 18 paying taxes?

>>132218541
They think that too they just don't say it in public because they don't want to alienate the deluded working class still voting labour

>>132218726
I don't have a fulltime job now only part time. I'm talking about once I turn 18 because then I'll have to pay taxes.

>>132212997

>mocks the underclass for being degenerates
>posts on 4chan

Fuck off.

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Can't wait lads.

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>>132218419

Except it wouldn't. American healthcare is some of the most bureaucratic and inefficient healthcare systems in the world.

>>132218425

Yes there are different models, a shame that the people in power at the moment have direct links with American healthcare providers. If the NHS ever goes properly private it won't be the superior European system.

>>132218478

What even is your point? Privatising the NHS means that native Brits will be better off? How does that work; health tourism accounts for 0.3% of the overall NHS budget.

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>>132217805
Since Wimbledon started today I'll share this old one from when I worked there.

>>132218541
It was in Brighton. Don't take it too seriously.

>>132217989
i can't believe where their headquarters is

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>>132212997

>mate tells me a story about how his degenerate brother sold all his games (most being brand new) so he could get a few quid for weed and beer
>sold a recently bought PS4 + Controller for £100

>>132218696
>Colonial scum
You're right about that

>>132218814
I wouldn't want American healthcare, I'd want a different model

So lads my mate has started popping pills on the reg. It's nothing too crazy, just ecstasy, but still I find it absolutely immoral. Is there any way I can stop him from putting his life in the hands of the dirty chinks who brew these concoctions or should I let him figure it out on his own?

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Going to the bingo because nothing else better to again.

I almost want to work at this point, just so it gives me something to do that doesn't involve pissing away my money.

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Remember kids. If you can fix a skateboar then you can fix a helicopter

>>132218896

>sold a recently bought PS4 + Controller for £100

Shit I wish I knew your friends.

>>132219030
I'd unironically want to slit my writs if I ever found myself in a bingo hall on my own.
I hope you have a nice time though.

>>132219027
>putting his life in the hands of the dirty chinks who brew these concoctions or should I let him figure it out on his own?

If he's taking chink shit, discourage. If he's taking Dutch produced shit, tell him moderation is key.

>>132218357
time for Strawberries and Cream!!!

>>132219030
Kek - love the meme lad.

>>132219100
We don't get any quality euro made stuff in Australia, it's all from China or the Philippines.

Jesus, my hometown population is 70,000, just a drop in the ocean of the number of illegal immigrants last year.

Literally five times the population of one of England's cities flooding in.

It's insane.

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>>132210294
Oh yeah, there's no sugar in fruit. Good thinking

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>>132219260

This is going to blow up in the Pro- "Mass Immigration" people's faces.

I can't wait. Their logic is retardedly backwards.

>wtf why can't my kids get into schools?
>wtf why are NHS waiting times so high?
>wtf why are houses and flats so expensive?
>REEEEEEEEEEEE BUILD MORE HOUSES. BANKERS. BONUSES. TORIES. MORE MONEY FOR THE NHS. MORE SCHOOLS. REEEEEEEEEEEE BANKERS. BONUSES. TORIES REEEEE.

>>132218598
>I live in the UK, I have to pay US taxes on top of the UK's

Are you sure about that? I don't know about job hours but I've sold a product UK-USA and the USA part of the tax was just deleted from the dynamic.

Of course you should keep both your citizenships, even if you don't move here you could vacation for unlimited time if you're an actual citizen.

>>132219568
What happens when these guys show up at hospital?

What happens to their kids?

Do they have NI numbers?

>>132219740

You can apply for an NI number very easily. Having EU citizenship helps.

Germany apparently hands out citizenship like candy.

>>132218896
How does one even get so incompetent with money? I mean I'm poor and NEET but I still manage to not be destitute and I even manage to go out like once every few weeks. Plus I've still got my PS4, shame there's fuck all games for it. Waiting to see Horizon on cheap at CEX which may take several years.

>>132214105
Rightly Jew is scared of IQ

The console Jew is degenerate.

>>132219840
I might write down the addresses of all the dodgy businesses with blatantly illegal people working there and report them all. It probably won't achieve anything but could at least release some rage.

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Test

Why won't anyone employ a student during the summer? I can't lie about my education or job history since a lot of them ask for a 5 year history or can just simply bang in your NI. I have been wasting away for 2 months. I don't fucking have any money to live on

>>132219260
i live somewhere with 20k people, and its falling every year since its just old people and young people are moving away

in 10-20 years a lot of places are going to turn into comfy "rural"-lite towns with just white people while all the undesirables and immigrants live in concrete jungles

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Fokin 'ell baz! It'sa Nigel bloomin Farag!

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Do any of you lads get burn out?

You turn the news on, another attack that you warned against, another Muslim gang gets sentenced and another protest where everyone is too afraid to call out their victim bullshit for fear or a race riot... and all of it is so predictable.

We've seen it all before and we'll see it all again and nothing will change and the next generation will just accept this as the norm.

>>132219869

>How does one even get so incompetent with money?

His brother isn't incompetent. He just doesn't care. If he wants money he just takes it. He's stolen £400 off his granny just because it was sitting there and he wanted drink and drugs. The PS4 was given to him and he just threw it away for £100, he sold his brothers games just because they were nearby and he wanted a quick buck for more drugs.

He isn't a bad guy. He just goes about like he has no soul in him.

>>132220248

I've removed any and all forms of social media and news outlets from my life and it has improved ten fold.

>>132220251
>He isn't a bad guy.

He sure fucking sounds like one.

>>132220248
http://forbritain.uk/manifesto

>>132220251
>He isn't a bad guy.

He sounds like a total cunt, if a relative did that shit to me they'd be out of my life until they got clean, hell I'd report them for theft.

>>132220341

To be honest the broadcast news is pretty tame.

You read he Spectator, watch youtube and you see the dark underbelly.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse you find out something new, like that an Imam who agreed to marry a brother and his underage sister wasn't arrested or prosecuted.

It's like digging through shit expecting to hit rock eventually only to find a softer core of even worse diarrhoea.

>>132220251
>If he wants money he just takes it. He's stolen £400 off his granny just because it was sitting there and he wanted drink and drugs.
>he sold his brothers games just because they were nearby and he wanted a quick buck for more drugs
...
>He isn't a bad guy
Christ alive anon how far would one have to go to be a 'bad guy' in your books

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>>132220251
>He isn't a bad guy.

You're like his abused girlfriend. He sounds like utter scum.

>>132220214

Get a bar job?

>>132220214
Maybe Uber or Lyft? I hear it's shit pay but at least it's something.

>>132220360

Yeah she's brilliant. Just watched this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJNClNMvNA

Unfortunately UKIP appear to be trying to scupper her campaign. Even if she won UKIP would be lucky to get 2% of the vote.

>>132220356
>>132220418
>>132220528
>>132220530

You misunderstand.

He doesn't act with the intention of hurting anyone. As I said, he acts like he's soulless. The only joys in his life are drugs and alcohol.

>>132210537
Read Starting Strength and start counting calories

>>132220641
He's a piece of shit.

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>>132220641
He sounds like he deserved the short end of a good 6ft of rope

>>132220641
Get him locked up so he can get clean, it would honestly be what is best for him.

>>132220641
>redditspacing
do you fancy him or something?

>>132220641
Dude, I've ditched people for way less. Guy ought to be ostracized to teach him a lesson. Thieves only learn via suffering.

>>132220807

This is true.

Lads vote Brit/pol/ and stick to the yanks and aussies.


https://strawpoll.com/7wsd46f

>>132220712
>>132220791
>>132220807
>>132220917
>>132221037

His family are soft on him. Nothing I can do.

His brother (my mate) owns his own house, is married and has a comfy job and rightfully, doesn't give a fuck about him.

>>132220641
>He doesn't act with the intention of hurting anyone
Most thieves don't. If he was aggrieved or a sadist he wouldn't steal money, he'd steal or hide valued possessions or find a more personal or physical way of inflicting harm.
That doesn't mean he's not greedy, selfish, uncaring and abusive. If he's stolen from his own nan to feed a drug habit I'd say he's pretty textbook 'bad person'.

>>132221060
>Strawpoll.com
Kys

What should I say on the illegal immigrants reporting form ?

I want them to take it seriously

>>132221130
Call up the rozzers on him you massive poofter.

>>132221130
Fair enough I guess if all your dealings with the guy are hearing on the grapevine. I'd still call the cops on the guy, stealing from your own nan? Fuck that's low.

>>132221261
Say the illegals are white

>>132221479
Would make a good Jeremy Kyle story though wouldn't it?

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>>132221261

>>132221261
>>132221502

Yep, tell them you saw some some white British lads in Bradford, they're illegal immigrants.

>>132217466
blame the londanistan mayor.

>>132221522
See now I'm imagining them wheeling the grandmother out like that bit in Watchmen where they show Dr Manhattan's ex with cancer.

>>132217466

Yep, after the recent attacks and the police tacking 'Islamophobia' I came to the conclusion that our politicians despise us.

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>>132221905
The European elite have forever despised their own populace, especially so in Britain.

>>132222026

Well I wouldn't have said so, they clearly don't realise that Sharia law has no room for MP's.

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>>132222003
Why did we ever give HK back to those corrupt slopes?