Whatever they are, they exist.
Whites are an alien cargo cult. That's how we invented the transistor.
They used to give us gifts. But now they're pissed. Why? Why are they fucking with us?
Want to see a UFO (spoiler: you don't)? Find a spot in the country. Dark and quiet. Go there EVERY SINGLE NIGHT NO MATTER WHAT until a UFO shows up. That's it. All it takes is will and determination.
They know when you're sleeping, and when you're awake. But they like ethereal cum, not milk and cookies.
wtf did I just read