THIS IS WHAT TRUE POWER LOOKS LIKE

>>132206179
Funny how they retain just enough staff to keep you out.

>>132206179
NJfag here. This motherfucker has police and barriers blocking off the beaches. I don't really care that much because I'm a socially retarded shut in, but some relatives told me they had to cancel their trip to the beach because of this. Any suggestions on what to do?

>>132206818
Not vote for Crispy Cream in the next election probably.

fatass bastard. shuts down an entire fucking beach becuase he knows how many people hate his fat guts and would go full on roman vigilante mob justice on his ass if he didnt quarantine the area.

>>132206907
He won't be running and the next guy that will win will probably be a far, far worse politician named Murphy.

>Closes down entire beach to keep Normies away
>Sits in a chair with both hands together
I'm surprised nobody's turned Chris Christie into a Smug Pepe yet.

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yes you peasants get off my beach, post haste.

This is like a normie shoah

lawl fuck beach normies.
i mean yea i'd be pissed if I wanted to go to the beach and this fat fuck closed it down, but it's 3000 miles away from me and so i'm just going to laugh at the tears.

>>132206179
can't blame him. beaches aren't as enjoyable anymore since there's too many people nowadays

And what was oficial reason to close the beach?

>>132207142
Such is life in New Jersey I guess.

>>132207907
budget issues

>>132208003
I dont know how it works in burgerland but can you anons sue him as state, county or just coalition of people?
This is clearly misuseing the power and PR disaster for anyone near that person, make them kick him out.

>>132206179
How does a man with gastric bypass still manage to be so damn fat?

>>132208165
jersey is mafia central. your family members would end up missing

>>132208165
doubt it's going to happen since 1) he's been doing things like this for years and 2) this is his last year as governor of the state

>>132206179
source? or are you just making shit up for a few cents per post?

>>132207907
Christie is trying to steal money from a health insurance company, commie style, and the government said no. Now he is throwing a tantrum and shut public services down, which is basically nothing because our government doesn't do a single fucking positive thing for the state, but he is now using law enforcement to barricade a beach people have to pay to visit OUTSIDE OF FUCKING TAXES THROUGH A YEARLY PASS ON THE BIGGEST HOLIDAY WEEKEND OF THE YEAR.

>>132208282
Italians ruined this state, even worse than the blacks and jews.

>>132206179
>land of the free
are you serious

>>132208196

I guess he tries really hard.

jesus christ his male cameltoe is getting worse

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>>132208377
5 seconds of google

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How do you close a beach?

Why does a beach need state funding? It's not like NJ pays for the waves to roll in.

>>132208386

The government shouldn't bail your shit state out, run and elect Trumpists, not crooks who get on the bandwagon like Christy.

>>132208625
OHHHH

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its a public beach public car parks

Can any of you faggots give me a rundown on this budget thing? I live in Jersey but am woefully ignorant

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loot at the peasants close this shit down

>>132208903
Its a state park, technically maintained by the state, but it might as well be private the way it is managed. Funds are needed for basic maintenance and preservation efforts. Its not like he closed down the whole shoreline.

Wait a minute. I know that New Jersey ran outta money in their budget but why are they closing the beaches for?

>>132209295
So a bunch of boats playing chumbawumba really loud could pull up on his party?

>>132206179
How do you "close" a beach? Is there a gate or a fence in the way? A wall that no one can breach?

>>132209433
Well, they would be arrested, but yeah I guess.

>>132209580
You block the road to it.

>>132209433
>So a bunch of boats playing chumbawumba really loud could pull up on his party?
Id imagine that is a good way to have secret service pull over with a jet ski or 3. It may have been a public beach, but there is a certain idea of privacy just for safety reasons. Remember, they shoot republicans in broad daylight.

>>132206818
>Any suggestions on what to do?

cry about it until he caves into you democrats?

>>132206179

Shits shut down because the budgets aren't aligned. So of course its closed to the public.

Why would I expect high level state officials to not be able to go there? I just don't follow this logic.

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>>132208196
Maybe he should go on my 600 lb life. Probably is big enough to go on that show. Maybe this doctor can help him.

>>132208386
You're a fucking democrat, I can smell you from here.

>>132209359
This is actually costing us tremendous amounts of money to keep it closed.

>>132208903
Maintenance, enforcement, utilities... are you this fucking stupid flaggot?

NJ fag here. could not give less of a fuck.

Christie is based.

>>132209681
You stupid faggot, Christie is not a conservative and he is Republican in name only. Don't talk about things you do not understand. He has absolutely destroyed the Republican party here.

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>>132207907
>>132208377
>>132209157
>>132209232
>>132209359
http://archive.is/g6kAk

>>132209580
Google 'island beach state park'

>>132209864

He's based for using a service he cut off public access to?

>>>T_D

>>132209967
there's a governors mansion there
he was chilling at his residence
just because it happens to be on a beach he shut down for the public is merely a coincidence.

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>>132209864
>>132207774
+ $0.02

>former republican candidate for presidency
>vocal support for Donald Trump and became active on his campaign trail
>people talk about doing awful things to Trump
>Krispy Creme just wants a fun outing with his family
>probably did this on the advise of those around him

literally nothing.

>>132210081
you are so mad right now
get a life loser

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>>132209768
Jesus Christ, nigger. Do you have any idea how bad Christie is? He has not done a single positive thing for this state. Ever. He has done such a shitty job that Murphy, literally Corzine 2.0, is projected to win the next election, and we will probably not have a Republican for decades. Christie is absolute shit and there is a good reason that Trump treats him like he's a fat sack of shit, too.

>>132209660
>You block the road to it.
WTF? Are you serious??


>>132209681
You're a problem, who thinks he's part of the group.

>>132210077

it's a beach house, and he doesn't live there

>>132206179
Jesus Christ you fat fuck

>>132209864
>Christie is based.
in what way?
every time I hear anything about him it's real douche shit.
how is he good?

I grew up in Cape May, NJ. The entire economy of south jersey is supported by the 3 months of tourism we get from people in Pennsylvania driving down to the beaches in the summer. The entire half of town facing the beach is covered in parking meters, even on residential roads. You would have to pay a huge fuckoff fee to have a meter not in front of your own goddamn house, but even then that wouldnt make that parking spot yours.

The beaches are all fenced off along the dunes and guarded at the entrance by beach taggers. You have to buy a fucking tag to get on the beach. Nowhere else in the world have I dealt with this. Oh, and if you think you can just hop the fence or sneak in early, they patrol the beaches on buggys all day checking for tags. Pretend to be asleep? They will literally kick sand in your face to see your tag.

Youd think these were some pristine magic beaches. I remember 2 summers in a row they had to shut down the beach when medical syringes washed up on shore.

Welcome to fuckin jersey.

>>132210154
my taxes are far lower than they would be without him. a couple years back my property taxes actually went down.

stop talking out your ass. Christie has put a mushroom stamp on the foreheads of teachers unions for his entire tenure. jerseys pension obligations are the only thing more bloated than himself

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I was going to fap but after that my urge went away.

>>132210218
its a beach house for the governor to use and no one else, so what's your point exactly?

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>>132208196
>he had GP surgery

>>132210261
lowers taxes, controls the teachers union who have been dicking the residents of this state for far too long

>>132206818
Go anyways? Are beaches really private property? it's a beach... surely you're allowed to go to the beach without police stopping you..

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>>132210367

I'm saying that's different than a residence, and he put up about as much of an argument as you did (none)

>>132210408
you can go to any beach in NJ that you want, just not the one that's part of a state park

>>132210288

How terrible. The worst thing I've seen washed up ashore on the beaches here was a stingray. Literally charging people just to go to the beach seems like a pretty scummy thing to do too. I've never heard of such a thing.

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>>132206179
Lol this kind of shit is normally done by fucking African and Arab dictators.

LAND OF FREEDOM THEY SAID HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>132208282
>>132208376
thx for info, shoot all italians.

>>132210441
there's nothing to argue, it's you who has to prove why Christie shouldn't be able to use one of the governors residences that he is legally allowed to stay in

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>>132206818
Come to Florida. Bring your tourism dollars.

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>>132210154
Cry me a fucking river. A state barely larger than Owyhee fucking County is fucking piss moaning about the beaches being closed... Sounds to me it's not wholly on Christie but also on the rest of your anemic states senile governance.

>>132210461
check the population density of NJ versus Australia some time. I know you're full, but I bet you're not as full as us

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>>132206179
Are we all just going to ignore this dead dog half buried in sand?

>>132210290
>my taxes are far lower than they would be without him. a couple years back my property taxes actually went down.
taxes are still astronomical
>Christie has put a mushroom stamp on the foreheads of teachers unions for his entire tenure
He still failed to merge municipalities, so it means nothing. Slashing pensions isn't going to fix the problem, it's just a bandaid. Hell, its not even a bandaid because every penny he saves he pays to his buddies.

He did nothing but talk out of his ass and pay off people he owed favors to.

>>132210645
it's only one beach, you can go to any other beach, just not island beach state park. should go to seaside heights with Snooki and Paulie D anyway. only go to island beach if you like getting your car windows smashed and your shit stolen

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>>132210288
never heard of this kind of thing. sounds terrible.
and even if you pay, you have to show these guys your tag during your stay. sounds the opposite of relaxing.

>>132210401
>lowers taxes
but the state is so desperate they charge people to go to the public beach?
something's not right there

this makes me want to go to the beach right now, thankfully, I don't live in NJ.

>>132206179
>italians
>white

>>132210694
thats a seagull

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>>132210694

dog is not kil

>>132210712
and the alternative would have been?
at least he did something to clamp down on these astronomical tax increases that were driving the wealth creators out of the state. public employees in NJ needed a good bitch slap, I'll continue to thank Christie for being the one to do it.

>>132210575

It makes him look like a fag, and legally being able to do something doesn't make him immune to criticism when he's enjoying something that he has helped deny others access to.

>>132210754
No shit? Good lord this fucking 'outcry' is pathetic.

Granted I'd lose my shit if I couldn't wander my deserts but fucking NJ... ugh. I can't relate at all. Not with them being pissed the governor is at a beach.

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>>132210612
I've been to the Keys a number of times. Just stay with family and fish. You aren't getting a dime out of me.

>>132210772
people get charged to go to the beach because there are more people visiting NJ beaches in any given weekend than live west of Ontarios western border.

>>132206179
Madman,
Looks like a Borderwalk Empire episode

>>132210887
it does in my eyes.
so there you go.

>>132210694
That's where the fat fuck keeps his lunch.
I guess he felt like Chinese.

>>132210838
Looks pretty desiccated to me

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>>132208386
>Having to pay to go to a beach

>>132210878
>at least he did something to clamp down on these astronomical tax increases that were driving the wealth creators out of the state
He's literally chasing them out now you dumb fuck. He's about to forcefully take a shitload of money from Horizon. Do you have any idea what kind of long term damage this kind of behavior is going to cause?

>and the alternative would have been?
MERGE MUNICIPALITIES

>>132206179

>Ordered Beaches closed

Pardon?

He just said "You're not allowed on beaches anymore?"

What?

>>132206179
>>132206818
This is why I have nothing but the up most contempt for new jersey. The state is corrupt to the core and the residents are alright with it. My family left new jersey when our tax bill for our single family home was higher than my family's monthly income.

>>132211088
>implying merkel doesn't tax the air you breath

>>132211207
That was Schröder

>>132211193
He said, "Cross this barrier and my goons will beat the shit out of you."

>>132206179
>Christie later travelled by helicopter from the beach in Berkeley to the state capital Trenton to hold a news conference about the shutdown. Asked if he got any sun, Christie replied: “I didn’t get any sun today.”

alpha as fuck

>>132208625
Just fucking LOL at normies, it's just a beach you dumb retard.

>>132211631
>has to close down entire beach to go on vacation and travel by helicopter everywhere because NJ hates him so much he can't go outside without armed guards

yeah so alpha

>>132206179
This generous man with a heart of gold put his own life in danger to look for landmines planted by antifa and this is the thanks he gets in the rotten media!

>>132211805
>doesn't know what being alpha is

>>132206818
Do you own guns ?

>>132211765
Its a state park and the pass costs $125 a year, also the surrounding area is extremely dependent on tourism for survival. Closing it down during the busiest weekend of the year is just absurd, I feel sick thinking about it.

Quick, push it back in before it dies

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wtf America step up your beach game

>people pay to go to the beach
>the local politician can have the beach to himself

America is such a strange place

>>132208903
>Why does a beach need state funding?
Lifeguards are paid by the state, beaches get combed so the sand is nice, park rangers or whatever the fuck they are called also patrol the beach. That's basically it, but all those government employees make a fuck ton of money.

>>132206179
ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

>>132209768
Christie is pretty much a democrat.

So is anyone going to actually post the source or what?

>>132212227
I'm not defending him I am just decrying the outrage.

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solution: either rent or borrow a boat find out which beach he's at cruise the coastline parameter make landing then and storm the fucking beach

>>132212102
You can talk. You don't even exist.

>>132211207
That was good old Gerhard.
If youd knew how deep in he is and was with the russians, that trump narrative is nothing against that.

Btw. I just saw 2 refugees getting it on in a public park on a bench, 2 dudes. And two "Ordnugsamt" officers ( I dont know how i should call these people in english, its like a police light, community police without guns or real power) standing 10 metres away wondering what the fuck they are supposed to do
i yelled "just let em finish" and they laughed and yelled they will call the police now.

The funny thing was these 2 dudes were insanely fat and hairy, it looked like 2 bears fighting over a kill.

And before you ask,yeah, I live in a giant shithole, Cologne.

>>132211933
>New Jersey
>Guns
Ha! I believe New York is the only state worse than New Jersey in rank when it comes to gun laws.

I remember looking up the process a long while back, and I found out you had to write a little goddamn essay to explain why you think you should own one. Ridiculous. It's like the 2nd amendment doesn't exist.

>>132206179
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK

>>132206179
>going to the beach
>never enter the sea
why do amerifats do this ?

>>132207599

>This is like a normie shoah

underrated lmao

>>132212152
This is why i always bath at unregulated beaches. Yeah, there are risk, but you are free.

>>132207774
He didn't close it though, it was closed by a group of dems that went against their party bosses orders and refused to vote for the budget, causing a government shutdown.

>Land of the free
>Beaches can be closed by the goberment
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO REALLY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>132208386
>>132209187
>>132209967


>>132213030

>>132212887
Too much Jaws repositions in thetv

>>132206179
>closing down a beach

I understand life guards and other services being closed down, but jesus fuck burgers that is some retarded shit right there

>>132206179
I'm a conservative and this is fucking disgusting. He should be jailed.

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>>132210290

>>132213502
>CA 13%
Fucking christ...

>>132206179
FYI: can someone confirm: when places are "closed" it doesn't literally mean they are CLOSED - nobody is "allowed" or "not allowed" to walk in random fucking public spaces

AND

this looks like a remote, semi private beach that is outside that house - which is probably always empty

meaning
THIS
IS
FAKE
NEWS

>>132206818
bullshit
no fucking way they are barricading beaches
you're a fucking liar - this is all fake news

>>132213502
>NH
>income tax
....what?

>>132210694
It's jersey. They ignore worse on a daily basis. Like the fact they like in jersey.

Americucks explain yourself. Here this guy would be hanging on a tree by now

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/03/new-jersey-beach-shut-for-everyone-bar-chris-christie-and-family

>>132213951
Here's the archive
https://archive.is/r73h7

>>132211944
Quit being begging niggers and get real jobs.

>>132213951
Oh so he would be fine then.

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>>132206179
>be american
>go to beach
>get shot

Lmao

>>132212804
If you pass the background check in suffolk county, you can buy any longarm off the shelf. Just face it, your state fucked you

>>132213502
Is this you actual income tax rate? or is there a federal income tax that comes on top of this?

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>>132206179
a family of fat fucks.
i don't feel bad at all he's going to jail for bridge gate.

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>>132206179
there are more like him

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>tfw all the beaches in Connecticut are flooded with spics this time of year and covered in trash and shitty music blaring from their cars

>>132207007
Im not really that mad at him.

>>132208903
I love how everyone who replied to this see no problem with communist plank #4 emminent domain

>>132208386
Sounds like when Obama shut down the national parks to "save money" by paying exorbitant police costs to keep people out of them.

>>132214888
The fuck are spics doing so up there? that was never spanish territory

>>132210612
I'm not interested in cocaine and cubans

>>132210261
Good source of lulz and Allahu Akbar'd himself in the name of Trump during debates to take out Little Marco in one fell swoop.

>>132206818
>Any suggestions on what to do?
jfk him

>>132212093
How am I supposed to fit on that piddly ass little shoreline

>>132212541
2.5

Drone took the pics?

>>132206818
>Any suggestions on what to do?
Literally NJ's problem and the only solution is by simply going pass the barrier en-masses. The cops there won't beat you up and they will probably just half-ass their protection job, as long as you're not within the faggots' range.

>>132213951
>https://archive.is/r73h7

What a prick:

When later told of the photo showing him relaxing on the beach, Christie’s spokesman Brian Murray said: “Yes, the governor was on the beach briefly today talking to his wife and family before heading into the office.”

But that did not mean Christie got any sun. “He had a baseball hat on,” Murray said.

And he did this because the state legislature refused to fund his drug treatment program? Seems weird that a Republican would be so adamant about funding drug treatment and Democrats would be so against it. Can a NJanon fill me in on what is going on?

>>132206818
Just fucking go there and just fucking do it. Its a government shutdown so who the fuck is going to be there to stop you?

I mean, the governor is there doing it so fuck it.

fuck.

But going to the beach for free would be communism!

>>132206179
Fucking faggot is probably gonna ban drones after this now, lmao

>>132206179
Call Greenpeace a whale has beached itself.

>>132212093
>go to the beach in wogland
>get eaten by a shark

>>132210290
Your property taxes went down because you lost value in your home.

It's a sign people don't want to live in your area and are moving out.

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b-but politicians have the good of the people in mind!!! i-if there was no state people would be killing each other on the streets!!!!!

Christie is taking one for Team Trump, like the good soldier that he is.

For once, everyone is talking about him instead of Il Douche.

>>132211088
you also pay for the beaches - the fact that you are too stupid to see that, doesn't make that much difference.

I'm just waiting for leftists to call Christie "Drumfs Goering".

The republicans need to cut this buffoon.

>>132211204
>up most contempt

It's utmost you fucking retard.

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trump should call him out on twitter

>>132206179
New Jersey Politician is corrupt?

Who would of thought

>>132210088
So.. closing an entire PUBLIC beach for your own use is nothing? Good to know.

>>132206179
ausfag here

if someone tried to stop us from going to the beach here thered be blood on the sand cunt

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>>132206179
Jersey has white sand beaches??!

This is viral marketing... Hold on let me get ride, I'm coming

>>132206179
What a piece of fucking shit.

My driver's license expired on Friday and I was gonna go this morning to renew it. Just learned about shutdown last night which includes the MVC. Should I drive anyway? Will they actually ticket me for this bullshit if I'm pulled over? Also, can cops tell your license is expired by scanning your license plates or something? Fuck this state.

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I currently live in NY but I need to work in NJ. Where should I move for a decent life? NJ is a mafia shit hole, PA is niggers, NY is pure (((cancer))) and yet I can't escape.

>>132206818
>I don't really care that much because I'm a socially retarded shut in

You should care as a tax payer who's money went towards this.

Donald Trump isn't a fan of Christie. Maybe you stupid fucks should take a hint.

Most Americans are stupid goddamned cowards, and this thread shows that because not a single one of you actually cares about tax dollars being wasted to take a fat man to the beach. You don't care if Tyrone walks free, thanks to your tax dollars, and hurts someone. You don't care if someone mooches off your tax dollars because they're addicted to crack.

You. don't. care.

>>132206179
look at all of those beached whales

>shutting down the beach
I'll just leave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bQDedDevxQ here

>>132206818
Blame leftists, if they stopped shooting at Republican politicians they wouldn't have to keep closing everything down every time they wanted enjoy themselves.

>>132206179
Its like some nigger buying all the beaches in an ancap society and banning everyone from entering lol

>>132206179

How the fuck do you close a beach? Do you know how long the coastline is?

>>132208196

Easy, eat loads of easily digestible sugars. The worst fat gainers are liquids with sugar in them.

>>132208821

Oh no, a sign. The fuck is it going to do? Grow self-awareness and shoot you if you choose to ignore it?

Is /pol/ just memeing?
All the intelligent /pol/ users are sleeping?
>the Legislature failed to pass a budget
>Christie said he will convene both houses of the Legislature on Monday morning
He's not on a public beach but rather privately owned.
I'm sure if the photographer zoomed out you would see others on the beach as well.

This is literally the democrats fault for not allowing cuts to the budget and blame Christie for not eating dirt.

Chris doesny get to pass laws or budgets because he wants to.

>>132206179
I guess the dude is finally realizing he's the least popular governor in the country and there's no reason to give a shit about his approval ratings anymore.

>>132223473
Christie literally did nothing wrong.

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>>132223473
like what trump is going to do when he lose in 2020

>>132216799
no
my tax rate changed

>>132213502
doesn't refute my point in any way
imagine how high they'd be without christie

furthermore, he vetoes stupid gun laws
sounds like a conservative to me

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>>132206179

WTF
THERE SHOULD BE RIOTS ALREADY, THIS FAGGOT SHOULD BE BEHEADED.
>heh normie shoa
FUCK YOU, BEACH IS COMFY.
YOU NJ ARE ALL TO ME GAYS AND SHEEP, YOU HAVE BEEN TAKEN YOUR DIGNITY.
>MUH FREEDOM
YOU JUST LOST BEACHES.
REMEMBER NORMANDY, YOU GRANDADS DIED SO ALL BEACHES BE FREE. DO THE SAME.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[us anthem plays] faggots.

Legislature failed to pass a budget
Democrats look for a way to blame Christie
Democrats stone wall the budget
Christie goes to his private residence while they wait for monday
Democrats manipulate and false narrative the shit out peoples feelings.

Let's blame Christie though, even though it's the democrats fault.
Just easier that way

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>>132223881

How can a government own a beach...

Just walk out onto the sand. Are they going to shoot you?

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>>132224019

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>>132223917
this is what your mouth pieces has to say about it

>>132214481
Federal stacks on top of state, there is also a medicare and social security tax

>>132224036
Fat triple dipping pensioners ride out on quad bikes and tell you to fuck off and if you don't they call the cops. Of course this is only on state owned beaches. Township/city beaches are still open.

>>132224036
The State owns all foreshores, you can't hold private title to any beach.

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a fat fuck can so easily shut down a beach to the public to take his family out and u stupid fucks call yourself

LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE

Just 2 days before Independence

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I've been a lifeguard on the jersey shore for almost 7 summers in a row all up and down the coast, and I can say that if you're paying to go on the beach, then you're retarded.

then they tell the proles violence is never needed for political change move one puppet and put another rinse and repeat

>>132208903
It's new jersey, without constant maintenance the beaches would be covered in industrial runoff, medical waste, and trash.

>>132224171
nice. ANYWAY FREE THE BEACHES.

>>132224785
common sense.
can be aquired just in a day.

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Am i the only one who prefers crowded beaches? Swimming alone is scary as fuck not to mention having a bunch of people sometimes act as a deterrence against animals.

That's actually absurd.

>>132225208
Stfu, you need to be certified in 3 different ways before you can start being a lifeguard. And also you can't be a fat burger and think you'll pass just fine, there's an athletic component on top of the days of classes you need.

>>132219503
seconding this, there would be mass riots and wed lynch the poof cunt who made it happen

>>132225720
lol,wtf is with you. you legit made laugh. mongrel , life guard is easy job. you are just stupid.
who pays for the beach is retarded.

>>132225328
>Am i the only one who prefers crowded beaches?
yes. especially cause my people have the horrible habit of getting naked at beaches. and no, it's never young hotties, it's always old folks who look like dried apricots

>>132225328
nah too crowded and its uncomfortable. too noisy and too much shit everywhere. but yea when swimming I like to have at least one person either side of me and one person out further than me. I also like to know I can swim faster than all those people.

>>132225908
American lifeguards are over certified to compensate for negroids.

So you win governor and do the same thing.

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>>132206179
LAND
OF
THE
FREE

>>132206818
Throw him out of that public funded helicopter.

>>132225328
I like both. I once got shitty drunk and swam out into the ocean, alone, in the middle of the night during some moderate chop.

I got pushed out to sea by the currents way out past the breakers and swam about a mile along the shore then swam back. I'm a pretty strong swimmer but in retrospect, it sure was pretty stupid and I don't recommend it to anybody.

>>132223917
Get the fuck out of my country

>>132226796
Wrong. wtf. marebek

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>>132212093

Chrispy Cream never have a fuck.

>NatSocs should love him.

>>132211631
Lying is alpha?

And then, after the photos emerged, his press secretary doubled-down on the lie by saying "He didn't get any sun...he was wearing a baseball cap."

So lying and then doubling-down on the lie by twisting words in a very jewish way is alpha. Got it.

>Normies BTFO
Wtf i love chris christie now

>>132209359
"Public" services being cut off is a form of coercion.

"oh no our parks are closed so we need to give the government more money." is the sentiment they are trying to build.


>Cause a problem (you helped fund and create), lobby for your "solution" (your goal to 'fix' the problem you created)
Oldest play in the book (and it still works)

>>132206179
Thats funny a fuck. Go Christie!

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>>132226215
But funny

Lol, who the fuck chooses to live in New Jersey? That place is a shithole on the way to detroit teir.

>>132223130

he spent tax dollars putting it there, and there are many others around.
what the fuck is the matter with you?

>>132211631
>600 hundred pound land Manitou alpha
kek
my fave beach has a half mile hike to the water. Tends to keep the unhealthy, and non swimmers away.

>>132214235
Underrated

>>132207599
But without Snooki.

>>132212152
>lifeguard
our beaches are swim at your own risk. We usually get a hundred drownings a year.

>>132224129
He's so fat.
Fudging disgusting.

>>132209129
Wow, you haven't been paying attention, have you. Christie is so far up Trump's ass there's no daylight anymore.

>>132206818
Get a megaphone and call him a fat fuck

>>132230593

Re-read what he said.

>>132225328
>crowded beach, in water with crowd of people
>start drowning, scream, flap arms
>everyone thinks you're having fun

>>132206179
Capitalim

>>132206179
Fuck you all. My beach is not closed.

>land of the free

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>>132226073
FUCKING THIS
I live in a very touristy area and the only naked people are FUCKING GERMANS
No one else does this wtf Germany

I'm in NJ and I just went to the beach yesterday...

Barely any of our beaches are state-owned but the media is acting like the entire coast is under armed guard.

Theres so few state beaches that it's literally nothing. The only plus is that they're not as crowded as the others.

And Christie is a fat lazy politician, your typical corrupt one. The only good thing he did was making teachers piss their pants because muh union, he does nothing all day every day

>>132206818
You're a liar.

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>>132230588
"Time for some traffic problems," is what was reportedly said when Christie ordered the GWB closed. I wonder what would/could be the meme phrase for the beach closing ?

>>132210288
Wut? I went to Cape May last year and while they sold tas nobody ever check for them and one day the people selling tags weren't even there.

And the syringes thing was a one time incident that happened 30 years ago because of some landfill in Staten island. NJ beaches are better than any in the northeast, you go to a beach in MA and you get gray sand and freezing water

>>132206818
anyone from new jersey wouldn't have been paying to go to a beach

How can NJ elect a man that can't even manage his own waistline and expect him to manage a state? He is a disgrace to men everywhere.

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>>132206179

This is New Jersey. Study it well!

>>132210441
>we didn't ask for any services
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Like I ever use the vast majority of "services" provided with my taxes. When I never had kids to send to school I don't get a refund but it's "for the betterment of society in toto" not I didn't use the service so no expenses.

>>132236465
Whale problem

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>>132206818
NJfag here. Go to a different beach, you asshole. You act as if it's this way for all beaches in NJ, when really it's only for 20% of them. I spent all weekend on two different beaches cause I'm not a hopeless faggot like you

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krispy kreme donut beach!

>>132206179
NJ is a state run by Sicilians. Has been that way since the 1950s. It is literally a state full of Sicilo-Niggers.

>>132206179
This is why even though I voted for Trump (and will again), I'm not a big fan of Republicans. They pull too much of the same crap Dems do.

Someone photoshop 'sos send food' on the sand please.

>>132214481

A double dipping, what a lovely world.

Any idiot who claims this supports our roads and infrastructure is naive. The sales tax on every gallon of gas pays for road maintenance (which is usually misused by local government). State taxes luckily pay for public education (which is doing swell I hear...).

>>132236465
Whale stranded on shore. The ocean called, please don't send it back.

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>>132216017
>Just fucking go there and just fucking do it. Its a government shutdown so who the fuck is going to be there to stop you?
The police. Essential services are still running.

>I mean, the governor is there doing it so fuck it.
Because a small army of police are protecting him.

>>132237012
State park, it's the only beach that is completely shitty and the fishing is decent.

>>132237896
>tfw crumbling industry

>>132242882
>that isn't completely shitty

>>132233937
It's FKK, meaning "Freie Körper Kultur", or free body culture. Basically some hippy bullshit about feeling empowered and comfortable with your own body and stuff.

>>132206818
Pick up the rifle, watch his pig family run from sniper fire.

I don't care. >>132244444

>>132208386
Wow sure sorry I'm le cucked Europoor and don't have the privilege of getting to pay to visit a fucking beach, the coastline of a country attached to the fucking sea, then having my beloved police stop me from even being allowed to pay, I'll never be this free ;_;

Why is the east coast such a shithole?

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>>132209864
Dude fucking kill yourself christie is a fat fucking pig

>>132245409
rampant nigger growth

philly & other nearby urban areas were still almost all white as late as the 90s.

race is the true redpill

in my area in nearby philly my dad would constantly tell me how he grew there and went to this place or that place and hungout and it was all fucking white. (late 80s, early 90s)

>>132242882
What are you talking about the only difference between the state beaches and others are that the state beaches are less crowded. They're all good, that's why people from other states are always flocking to them in the summer.

>>132206179
What a mother fucker. I hate this honey bun binge eating fat ass.

>>132207142
>He won't be running
Did Crispy Cream reach his term limit?

>>132208003
>nature needs a budget and government permission
What the fuck is wrong with you retards? King Fattyfuck just wanted to be on the beach by himself.

Do you guys still have guidos populating NJ? This state was famous in France for that particular reason.

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>>132207142

Here's praying that Kimmy G wins it. Murphy is the fucking worst.

>>132225047
Keeping trash off of beaches in Jersey is kind of a silly concept.

>>132248286
I don't think we ever did? I don't live near the coast.

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>giving a WOP power
>ever

WOP's make mexican "police" look like men of integrity and honor

>>132206179
>when a visibly tanner christie was asked if he'd been getting some sun he responded no
>later, after pictures of christie lounging at the closed beach surfaced his representatives reaffirmed the statement, christie hadn't gotten any sun, obviously, because he was wearing a hat
lol

>>132239660
>only 20% of the beaches are currently reserved for christie's private use, enforced by tax-funded police

>>132206179
Seriously reminds me of an episode of sopranos

>>132221904
They can tell everything by a quick scan

>>132213502
The highest states have a bracketed system, similar to the federal tax system.

The numbers shown are the highest tax bracket

>>132248360
Have you been to the beach recently? If you stay outside in the porch you will see large machines combing and clearning the sand several times a week. Thats why its covered in lines in themorning.

>>132221904
>waiting until the last minute to renew your license

Deal with the consequences you fat fuck

>>132211088
Where I live you only pay to drive on the beach.

>>132222624
What?
I mean sure fuck niggers shooting politicians but how is it connected?

>>132215363
lol dont go to Miami. Stick to north (white) Florida. North Florida is still Dixie, especially central Florida.

>>132214120
>all buisnesses that could benefit from local tourism aren't real jobs
Are you retarded or just shitposting?

>>132208196
You can bypass a gastric bypass, if you know what I mean.

>>132207907
He needed the extra room

>>132249766
I was making a very subtle joke implying that the people in Jersey are trash.

>>132213631
all of NJ's state parks are closed. One of them is a very popular beach that would normally be very heavily attended this week. It's a 9x0.5 mile strip of land with one road

He went to that park on the beach when the front gate was closed and police would most likely kick out anyone in there.

>>132229176
lots of really wealthy and successful people. you're probably smarter than them.

>>132209729
>Why would I expect high level state officials to not be able to go there? I just don't follow this logic.
ask Marie Antoinette.

>>132245029
t. mehmet

>>132211919
>He doesn't know what being a public nuisance is

>>132208377
It even appears on CNN you lazy fuck

>>132206818

break the law
then sue them

>>132251749
fat piece of shit

So the public beaches were closed to a government shutdown?

Why? Not being able to pay parks police and lifeguards?

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Stealing that pic it will go nicely along with my Pepe

>>132251798
More or less

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>>132210288
Your state is the worst in the union. Far worse than Mississippi. You should be ashamed.

No wonder this fat fucking psychopath is your Governor.

>>132252276
Thanks, after reading more about it, Christie is retarded to even be pictured at a private beach, even though it is allowed. Just makes him seem out of touch.

>>132252394
meant for >>132252208

>>132251798
>Not being able to pay parks police and lifeguards?
"not being able to" and "shutting them down to extort other political parties and the tax payers" are two different things.

This fat fuck shut down the George Washington Bridge for similar reasons. His underlings were sent to prison for it, yet he remains governor.

>>132252777
I figured it was more than that with how corrupt he is.

>>132210662
>check the population density of NJ versus Australia some time. I know you're full, but I bet you're not as full as us
The solution shouldn't be to be fucking monsters to your beach goers. There are other, less Draconian ways to limit the number of people going to a beach at a time.

"SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS, CITIZEN" approach terrible. The fuck is wrong with all of you?

>>132252394
>>132252421
Yea, and he is pretty out of touch.

Then again I would argue that's very typical of upper class people in Jersey. That's probably the only reason that he's maintained his popularity despite being completley tonedeaf, people in Jersey are used to people being with wealth/power being pedantic twats.

>>132210288
They usually come down. The beach in florescent green or yellow shirts. So get on the beach then when you see these fags coming you go in the cold ass water til their gone.

>T. Pa beach going faggot.

>>132252977
Oh, this is just the shit that floats to the top "noticeable to the media". Crispy Cream is a complete piece of shit. He's subhuman.

>>132253142
>Yea, and he is pretty out of touch.
"Out of touch" is really putting it lightly. He's on Hillary levels of not giving a fuck except for himself and his own power.

>>132218965
>most of the taxes come from (((rich people)))
yeah, no

>>132246822
>What are you talking about the only difference between the state beaches and others are that the state beaches are less crowded. They're all good, that's why people from other states are always flocking to them in the summer.
>less crowded
>the same

crispy apologist pls go

>>132247262
Yes.

>>132248322
Yeah, I'm trying really hard to get people informed on Murphy, no one has a clue. It looks grim.

>>132213788
pfft, lol have you not been paying your state income tax anon?

>>132224013
>muh democrats
literally worse than the
>muh russia
narrative

>>132223830
>imagine how high they'd be without christie
You've got batter wife syndrome, and you're making excuses for that Twinkie eating fatass.

>>132208377
t. ptg trump dick sucker

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>>132215924
>heading into the office.”
>But that did not mean Christie got any sun. “He had a baseball hat on,” Murray said.
This is the most shameless lie of all. There is no way that a little baseball hat could protect that spherical fat fuck from the sun.

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>>132206179
fucking Italians even when they are not in the mob they find a way to act like mobsters

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>>132215924
>Seems weird that a Republican would be so adamant about funding drug treatment and Democrats would be so against it. Can a NJanon fill me in on what is going on?
Democrats know better than to let a Republican touch a surplus. Especially a fat fuck that would probably order a banquet for himself rather than use it for "drug treatment". The point is, he'll change his mind about it later and bankrupt a part of government that is actually working and funded.

Republicans have a sly tactic: they run for office saying "Government doesn't work, vote for me" then they ruin the function and budget of government and claim "See? Government doesn't work, vote for me again."

They are contrarian shits.

>>132216676
>get eaten by a shark
least of your worries when you have tiny octopuses and jellyfish that can sting you to death.