/CPD/ Chicago Police Scanner General: FBI CAR WHERE ARE YOU?

Second for /lgbt/

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Bump for Robert

everyone get in and get comfyyy

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CHECK YO KEYS

>>132205646
I'm pretty fucking comfy Robert

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Male Black stay the fuck out of my hood nigga

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real comfy

>>132205666
checked

rolling for we determine Robert's calls from now on

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gettin comfy

>>132205666
>666
going to hear some keys

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/Comfy/ as fuck

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>>132205666

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Comfy as fuck right now.

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rolling for robert makes it home safe to his family every day until he retires

>on a skateboard with a gun in hand

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>>132206020
fuck you
racist cracka
fuck de po po

we waz kangs and sheeeeiiiit

>>132206020
rollng for this and he gets a lot of really humorous calls tonight which renew his joie de vivre

and we get descriptions of all of them

>>132205458
"on a skateboard with his gun"
>fucking kek'd

>following the caller down the street with a knife

captcha: carry street

>>132206200
That picture really rustled my jimmies

>male sleeping in front of the store
>no pants

>male sleeping in front of the Burger King with his pants off

At work, Was listening last break.
What happened to fbi car?

rolling for the male in the back of the lot leads to some humorous shit come on lets get some funny shit going

>>132206356
FBI agents got carjacked with 2 glocks, an M4, SWAT gear, and a lot of ammo in the car.

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>>132205749
Yeah, its fucking stupid. Niggers get recognition and praise for doing things that white people do every day. I guess it is kind of amazing to see animals act human.

anyone catch that

>skateboarding down the street with a gun in his hand

>>132206356
Lots of ammo, a fully auto m4, and swat gear in the car. Gonna be a fun 4th

>6 people fighting, males and females

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male hispanic with a gun

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>>132206554
sheeeeeiiiit

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>>132206357
Male Black to tries to escape from Robert until .gif related happens. Check 'em

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>>132206271
they weren't just kings my friend

heres a little secret most "white folks" dont know

how the west was won
they was cowboys

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Changed the colors, other was too hard to read.

>homeless male passed out in the park at Oakley

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in the name of frogs who smack
I roll for Robert calls with crack

>>132206760
lookin good robert

>>132206760
very nice

>>132206721
ooooh real close respect boi

let's be real, at this point if we get rolls we can make police calls happen in chicago

>>132206721
Sheeeeit. So close.

>black male following white female

HURRY THE FUCK UP ROBERT

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>press play on radio
>first words spoken "male black"
>close radio

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>>132206902
Im starting to think that memes have started to become much more powerful. There's too much evidence for it to just be a coincidence. They've been reaching egregore status lately, at least some of them.

>>132207090
we wuz witches n warlox n shiiiet

>>132206902


>rolling for shots fired

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>>132207202
no
no no no

We Waz Cowboys

>>132207202
I dated a Wiccan for about 2 weeks. They smell funny. Never again.

>>132207277
>his shirt disagrees

Rerolling for shots fired

>>132206200

WE WUZ FAYROES N SHEEIT

>>132207339
Fuck

>>132206442
Tony hawk has taken to the streets to defend Chicago. He's flip kicking crime to the curb, and taking down male black and his thugs one Ollie at a time.

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>>132207351
They waz cowboys too

the black man won the west

>5 male his panics chased the caller around the park

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>>132206902
>let's be real, at this point if we get rolls we can make police calls happen in chicago
don't go getting any bad ideas

>>132207188
I'm mobile right now. Just opened the link in a different page. For an app, I use Scanner Radio. Mostly to listen to shit going around locally and in my shitty hometown.

>>132207464
Last try

Shots fired

>>132207090
I agree, I think meme technology is advancing and the understanding of its use is advancing; and individuals are advancing.

We can meme shit now that people have to dismiss as not big enough, rather than not real. It's become undeniable. We will experiment on the Roberts.

Robert, beat someone's ass but leave your key on so we hear it

>>132207400
gnarly

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>>132207318
Was she fat?

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>>132207318
>I dated a Wiccan for about 2 weeks. They smell funny. Never again.
>mfw I realized she was just constantly sucking me off to use my sperm for some spell

>>132207578
97% chance yes

>>132207464
>>132207515
palindrome/thoth gets deserve a roll from me.

SHOTS
FIRED
black on black crime will live forever

>>132207578
She was basically perfect except retarded and didn't wash herself.

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>>132207464
(((Robert)))?

>on the porch mark it

>>132207776
anon, if we declare war on /x/ we can get your gf back as chattel

>>132207859
Anon, their weapons could be worse than /k/ Ray guns and shit

>>132207518
I think it's due to our ability to spread memes over the internet so easily now. Many minds linked electronically. Not many truly understand it though and that is good. Look at how shitty lefty memes are. Forced as fuck. I agree that we need to experiment. Memes do seem to affect the larger whole though, instead of specific things. Rolling for Robert to cap a nigga and spark a chimpout, even though it doesn't really work like that.

>>132207859
Deal. She claimed to put a hex on me after we broke up. I don't think it worked though.

>>132207923
Our memes are better

>>132207188
I use the broadcastify app. Ocassional pausing but clear otherwise just type in 'chicago' first link.

>>132207859
If it's a civil war, I'm down. The hippie fags there need to go.

>middle aged female passed out on a bench

>>132207966
My mother in law was a witch. The old voodoo kind from the swamps. She cursed me, 5 car accidents in 10 months. None my fault. She cursed a clock and gave it as a gift to someone who pissed her off. The poor lady's washing machine, ice box, car, boat, sewer all broke in a week.
So glad that witch is dead

>>132207966
Wiccans are plebs. Most of /x/ shits on them.

>child's father threw a bottle and broke her window

The child's father threw a bottle and broke a window

>>132208138
That's consent for a nigger.

>>132208175
I've successfully cursed people. Shit works. Not the new age crap though. Sorry to derail the thread. Let's get back on track and hope Robert shoots Male Black.

>>132208175
That's fucking wild, dude.

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>>132208266
>Sargonistan flag
>66

>>132208416
If you don't use geoflag you're a faggot

Good the dindus are too stupid to discover male black magic again.

>>132208273
as well as an invitation

>another gunshot victim

>>132208592
It's all so tiresome

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>>132208526
>Good the dindus are too stupid to discover male black magic again.

>>132207923
>>132207952
>>132207966
>>132208111
checked.

You know what, that's it.

/pol/ is the real nigga wizard board. /pol/ has demonstrated results. Therefore, much like with the Republican party, the true enemy is internal, that which divides. /x/ must be purged

if they have secret weapons, then we'll do them like we did with the Nazis. go to war with them, force them to roll out their technology, infiltrate them, conquer them, and harvest it.

>whites going through garbage cans

We were kings!

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>>132208494
oy vey!

>his pants are sagging.
>baggy pants.
Really narrows it down.

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1488 robert send artillery support

Rolling for Robert shoots a battlemage and /x/ get shut down as a result, leaving us with all the drops

3am is when the shit happens.

>>132208839
Thats my home board, I just want to make it great again. They're divided as fuck. Lots of /k/ommandos and /pol/iticians there. We have the advanced tech. Then theres the cancer. We just need to cut out the tumors. We could be greatest allies.

Hello, is it Real Robert hours now?

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>>132209309
the drunks are blowing out of the bars, Male Block is trying to sell the dope, steal their shekels or rape some white ass
https://soundcloud.com/bluxiety/call-me-up-original-version-by-homeshakechoppedslowedvaporwave-version

>>132209409
I... you're speaking the words of my soul. It's just dead as fucking shit. We need to get more of those in there. The ones of whom you spake. But we need to fix the moderation so that those people can talk there.

Think of it as declaring war on an oppressed state. Like Iraq. It should turn out great

>>132209437
yes

>>132209277
does it take two rolls to get shit done around here

>>132208839
/x/ is benign as fuck
/mu/ is where all the blue-pilled, clueless faggot nu-males are. /mu/ posters are basically the opposite of /fit/-/pol/-/k/ posters

all the women are on /cgl/ if you ever wanna trigger some fatties

>Sarah is having problems with the child's father, he is drinking and doing drugs
>at 3am on a Monday

>>132209838
but we're trying to create a right wing 4chan wizard place. after that we can see to purging the outer lands and counties and so forth

>>132209645
Good

>>132209594
The moderation is definitely shit there. The quality of threads must improve in order to attract a better audience. I see it like the coming civil war between the left and right. Not that that will happen soon.

>>132209996
I just am used to having spiritual power be correlated with digits. Otherwise, how do we decide things? Hell, if we had a war with /x/ it would at least bring them the profile they need

>7 shots fired at 7348 Paulina

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dindu showdown at the sogay corral please

>>132209838
/mu/ & /tv/ are annoying as fuck.

Back men. What's the crack?

>back of the house is on fire
>blacks breaking into a u-haul truck at 54 E 70st

/x/ can't handle our digits

Update on FBI carjacking?

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>>132209922
Gotta check 'em all. Us redpilled /x/philes are an asset when it comes to the internet. We know how to fuck with people where it really hurts. Too bad there's only about a dozen of us that really know our shit. The rest is just shitposting and retards dropping by with stupid questions.

we must... we must figure out who killed the unicorn and stole the magic from the digits

we must bring life back into the land

and the back of the house is on fire

and two male blacks are breaking into the back of a uhaul truck

could this be the key

>caller getting burglarized by 3 females with guns
>10 males drinking and throwing bottles in the parking garage

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>>132209996
/pol/ is the strongest board on /pol/, 1488 running rampant, more dank OC than pfizer, max conspiritards, hapbenings, Roberts blasting Male Blacks, polgbt and Gay Niggers, normie blood and reddit refugees, antifag LARPing, green-magick wizards, shitlords n bronies, max degeneracy and cyber crusaders

it's a beautiful thing for anyone with stairs in their house, once we gas all the pro-shills we'll be unstoppable, even the media is scared

>>132210359
dude for real. I don't even have anything to add. like you said, we can even do shit on our own when it comes down to it. we're the meme rishis.

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>>132210359
And hippies. Fucking hippies.

>>132210526
THIS IS A FIRE POST
I'M CHECKING YOUR ENERGY

>car fire at west belmont

>>132210135
The digits are prophecies. But only the ones that are not forced or rolled upon. Like memes, they must be natural. You can always spot a fake get. /x/ would be easy to take over except for the moderation. There are enough people that crossboard with decent boards that the fags would be overwhelmed.

>something about "bleeding and burning her with a cigarette"

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>/pol/ is the strongest board on 4chan
oops

>>132210726
We need to use our magic to replace their moderators... do you realize

>>132210873
to replace all moderators...
something germinated...
call it Red Pilled Mods
more RPMs
better technology

>>132210526
i dont want to derail, but youre nu/pol/ you have no clue what this place used to be like. what it once was is what drew so many people to, its power came from its ability to open peoples eyes who lurked. that power is gone /pol/ is now nu-reddit. everything that made /pol/ powerful is gone because its been diluted. its why old faggots like myself hide in generals and long for the days of just jidf raids.

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Red Pilled Janitors

>intoxicated male fell 8-10 ft down the subway stairs

>>132211139
he didnt feel it

>male black with a gun is chasing the caller, he is currently hiding

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>>132210873
Roll out some OC. Meme the dream.

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>>132210995
actually been on /pol/ since 2011, 4chan since 04, SA since 99 thank you very much. never had a reddit account never made a single reddit post, never been a reddit lurker
I enjoy observing this fucked up world we live in and spend 99% of my time lurking maybe 1% of my time posting. It's a weird time we live in. I'm comfy as fuck.

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>aiight
ayoo real nigbert hour who da fuck up

>>132211492
Slow night tonight desu senpai

>man tried to climb up a pillar but he fell down the pillar

Pillar: 1
Male Black: 0

>>132211271
how on earth can you enjoy what /pol/ is today? you have people in the tank for republicans, shills out the ass. ignore all that how on earth could you possibly have been here that long and believe acceptance of civic nationalism has a snow balls chance in hell of working. or accepting of lbtqa?>r perversion.

better yet when was the last time opinions were tried by fire here? you either backed up your opinions with facts or ridiculed to death. posters were well red and well informed. now its nothing but give me the run down. people dont even read the threads anymore they come in with a 100 replies and ask for a run down wihen all their answers are in the replies. If you disagree with anything reddit says you get called a shill and your facts are ignored.

how on earth you could find /nu/pol powerful is beyond me

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>She's trying to give me a store about a pillar
>And a man crawled up the pillar
>And the man fell off the pillarrrrrrr.....downstairs

>>132211253
Okay, we have to create an evil pepe demon that exclusively lives on /x/ and rewrites its consciousness until it's better... like a Trojan meme

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Pillar nigga dead. Call the meat wagon.

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>>132211674
Thats not how it works though.

>>132211608
have to be a fast reader and ignore almost everything you see. it's easier than it's ever been, never given a fuck what most anyone thought. yes I want quality over quantity, but if it was just a homogenous board where everyone thought and posted the same it wouldn't reaally been that entertaining
I said it was the strongest, not the most powerful, but on that note all the normalfags that flock in in waves brings an opportunity for things to disseminate things outwards, on a scale way higher than anything of decent substance it brings in.

it's quiet.. too quiet

>>132211638
If that happened in Sector 7 it may be significant because Shinra Inc. myabe be involved.

>>132211816
What if it could be?
So you know how they're always looking for hidden things?
We could just start subliminally putting Pepe into every kind of /x/ thread we feed it... tulpa, succubus, ARG, what have you...
We beat the psychics with psy ops. We psychically drive the psychics. Isn't that the reason the CIA hasn't lost control of its projects yet? Psychology beats psychic mentalism.

>>132211886
I came from 8 pol, was just the same few posters good quality stuff but like an echo chamber. More fun to disagree.

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>>132211886
The shills are doing such a shitty job that they are helping newfags take the redpill. Just imagine the joy a newfag must feel in their heart when they point out the shill for the first time. They learned something and used it. It's probably like shooting a gun for the first time.

>>132211886
you just summed up all the reasons why its bad. there are a ton of right wing sites on the net. /pol/ was special because it was the most extreme.beliefs of posters were rooted in facts. if you were natsoc, or libertarian or ancap you could argue will the sun came up and they did. the strongest argument won it was a trial by fire of ideas. the side effect of that was when people came and lurked the extremeness of peoples' beliefs either scared them off or they actually got interested and began reading from the wealth of knowledge disseminated in threads. That opened eyes and minds and allowed /pol/ to grow at a pace that wasnt harmful to it allowing others to be red pilled by osmosis.

now you have people who are only here becase its kewl to say nigger and spic etc. they have no real beliefs or understanding of issues, they want to be spoonfed or listen to some e celeb.. when you lack roots you are easily swayed. and thqat is the majority of /po/ right now.

>caller states his gf locked him out after trying to stab him, she is an alcohol

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>>132212157
You must be new here.

>>132212266
Sounds like my ex wife.

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>>132206020
fix this

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>>132212184

the people spamming something are the shills

>>132212254
>/pol/ was special because it was the most extreme.beliefs of posters were rooted in facts

/pol/ is special because the anonymous imageboard format is the masterrace of internet forums, and the lax moderation makes it like the wild west of internet discussion

>>132212166
did you come from 4 and left for 8 in the great divide or were just at 8?

>>132212254
>people who are only here becase its kewl to say nigger and spic etc. they have no real beliefs or understanding of issues

Sure, it does some damage to the board but I think it does some good for society to have more people exposed to /pol/.

>>132212283
I don't mean to make them consciously adopt Pepe. Note that Pepe's progress has always been through overt conquest. There may be one frontier that he needs to cross through subterfuge.

Why are there no subliminal pepes? Why are there no classified pepes? Secret pepes? Unattainable pepes? Chakric pepes?

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>>132212184
>The shills are doing such a shitty job that they are helping newfags take the redpill. Just imagine the joy a newfag must feel in their heart when they point out the shill for the first time. They learned something and used it. It's probably like shooting a gun for the first time.
Wise words, thats where newfag blood helps project power. Like a 12-step program for fucktardation

>>132212340
>/pol/ is special because the anonymous imageboard format is the masterrace of internet forums, and the lax moderation makes it like the wild west of internet discussion
more truth

>>132212254
>now you have people who are only here becase its kewl to say nigger and spic etc. they have no real beliefs or understanding of issues, they want to be spoonfed or listen to some e celeb.. when you lack roots you are easily swayed. and thqat is the majority of /po/ right now.
I'll call your nigger and spic and raise you a kike and a faggot

>>132212340
do you have any idea how many chans are out there? it was how /pol/ came to be that made it so extreme and special. /pol/ was only made to contain a bunch of retarded extreme right wing guys on the spectrum. no other board/chan was birthed in such a way

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>>132212328
They make a lot of mistakes. Its kind of funny but annoying.

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Small town Robert checking in at end of shift. I'm going to be a faggot here for a minute and take the time to say thank you. All autism and shit aside I think it's pretty fucking cool to have this group on here supporting police.

(Pic related) I was on day shift last month with a bad domestic. Female and male white with two kids. 5 yo female white, 6 yo male white.

Parents were hooked and booked for domestic violence, bloody. While there there the kids were unphased like it happened all the time. Liquor for breakfast and shit. The kids were smart (except for playing with fidget spinners). The kid and I watched pewdiepie (his choice) while grandma picked them up. They gave me a friendship bracelet and a super man action figure. They kept a batman one.

I can barely imagine what cpd sees on a daily basis except to come on here and cheer on my fellow Roberts and sassy dispatchers.

>>132212367
I heard about 8 from Daily Stormer. I used to go to resist.com back in the day, then didn't really use the Internet much for years. Hopped back on a few years ago.

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>>132212645
>132212328
>They make a lot of mistakes. Its kind of funny but annoying.
this last little purge and crackdown worked wonders on taking a much necessary slow down

>>132212689
while i see a lot of the points ive never read storm. im libertarian mixed with a little natsoc. i figure when i lose all hope ill be full nat soc. i just avoid all those sites on principle.i was usenet back in late 80's and into the 90's thats where my eyes were first opened to the jews, nwo shit etc

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>>132212525
You really dont understand.
>>132212543
This guy speaks truth.

>male white in the street throwing bottles at passing cars

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>>132212675
Youre a good man, Robert. Keep up the good work.

>3 shots fired at albany

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>>132212675
/CPD/ loves all On The Job

thank you for thinking of the children, your picture warmed my heart

all the shit Chicongo Roberts put up with on a daily basis and no money for bullet proof vests, police have one of the most thankless jobs in modern day America, it's sad

keep doing what you're doing

>>132212543
>>132212340
ill also add the lurk moar wasnt just anons being dicks. it served 2 purposes. 1) people didnt ask retarded questions newbs were spotted on site. and 2) by lurking they were forced to read and become informed. what /pol/ calls redpilled now is alt-lite shit. they couldnt debate their reasons for the beliefs with a nigger. tons of people with cursory knowledge of something does little good when they can be smacked down in seconds by a left wing nut who firmly believes what they say. knowledge is power and /nu/pol taken knowledge out of the equation

>possible heroin OD

>>132213041
Wow that's some impressive range

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>>132213221

>>132212675
it's been fun! thanks for being a badass and letting us provide input on your speeder

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>>132213175
>lurk moar
i'll have to agree with you on that one, newcomers will always struggle to understand everything they read and see but still want to dip their toe it, probably about like dropping acid for the first time
definitely the major issue that leads to the shit content problem, and an inherent problem with overexposure.
things will never be the same, but failure to accept reality compared to that magical moment or time or image of what it should be just leads to depressing thoughts.
4chan is like a shitsnowball speeding down a shithill

>>132213384
good job anon you can pay for my social security!
i had to do the same, i just retired a couple years ago. its worth it in the end. i raised 3 right wing kids and one became a teacher. shes redpilling 7th graders as best as she can.

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>>132213587
You did your part. Good job.

>>132212675
Thanks for all your hard work Robert.

>>132213547
dont misunderstand me im not saying /pol/ is finished. im just saying its power has been greatly reduced. in 2 short years the election did to the board what jidf could have only dreamed of. they took away its power. and i will always mourn a little inside for the power it once had.

>>132213728
I think the opposite.

>>132213728
It found a flag... well, at least it took credit for full chin's work. As long as people believe 4chin has power, it do.

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>>132213728
i like to look at the flip side of that being that you have more people recognizing the shill and seeing their shenanigans. they've gone further undercover, you have a lot of people disgusted with the media right now. once they figure out that who controls it is a very unironic thing that you may have lost a little mass but have at least gained it back in volume

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>>132213938
we wuz anonymoose hackers n sheeit, i seent it on da newz

This episode sucks. 4th of July should be epic.

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>>132214088
>88

>>132213687
when i had my first grandkid i was like yep it was worth it. i did some of the most disgusting work imaginable. even did crime scene clean up for years.i still firmly believe there are still opportunities to break the wage slave chains for you guys. but they are fewer and far between.
i lived in east texas in the 90's and watched the pay in the construction industry plummet with illegals entering. The entry level jobs that were available to me as a teen arent there for you guys. you cant work your way up the way my gen could. Ive watched the slippery slope of acceptance of gays destroy the nuclear family. Ive watched the left buckle to its knees in the 80s and slither off and infest a once great education system. But the libertarian side of me still has a little hope.

>>132213970
youre focused on shills, there have always been shills. shills only have power over the uninformed. youre addressing a symptom instead of the disease itself.

>>132214157
Good words. You sound like my dad. He's awesome. Don't worry, I'll never give up.

>>132214247
The shills are a virus. They don't want to infect us. They want to infect rhe normie lurkers that come here.

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>>132213000

Will do!

>>132213085

I was happy to share. Maybe someone should make a bedtime story book with robert and male black. You could read it to your kids

>>132213433

Ha ha no problem. I was surprised as hell that she didn't have any priors. Good for her though.

>>132213587

social security? I doubt we'll have it by the time I get to retire ;)
Thank you for your service

>>132213687

O7

>>132213709

Thanks man! I'll definitely be a lurker here more often. May pop in every so often and let cpd "decide" some traffic stops

Goodnight goys, keep Robert safe from evil male black. I'll be back to lurk on the 4th for damn sure.

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>>132214247
i'm using a bit of latitude with the word shills there
>>132214462
just be careful out there and in here for us.
and a Robert/Male Black childrens book is the best idea i've heard all week

>>132214378
it goes back to what i said cursory knowledge is useless the redpill that you guys think /pol/ still gives is only cursory knowledge. If a person is well informed, well read and rooted in beliefs the shill recoils and slithers away, like the jew. If you dispense knowledge the shill has no power. dont fight the shill fight the disease of ignorance. there should be a jew general everyday full of info and for a time there was but no one wanted to read or learn and they gave up.

the normies that come here have to want to learn. if they dont they arent worth the bother. if they are easily swayed by shills thats their choice you cant force people to learn. thats why /pol/ was so powerful it forced normies that came here to learn, there wasnt a safe space for them, but there is now.

>>132214588
Beautiful white numbers right there. That filename could use some work though.
>goyminator.jpg
It's most worth it if you would do it for free.

>>132214462
Sauce

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>garbage can on fire
Again, this episode suuuucks.

>>132214777
Can't argue with honest trips of truth. They do get redpilled if they stay long enough. Happened to me.

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Here is an example. Hitler did nothing wrong. To /nu/pol that's just an edgey meme. Read pic it's actually true.

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>>132214777
check your jackpot privelege
it's our power level that leads to them spending so much time and shekels on trying to hijack and feed on our newfag blood
they're self defeating as much as they achieve anything. we could pass out free autographed copies of mein kampf with sections on arguing with jews highlighted and it would scare off half the garbage, but there's also something to be said for hiding your true power level

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>>132215071
This one's long, but way worth the read.

>>132213363
i want to write a punk EP about Narcan
fun fact: whenever you administer narcan to someone who OD'd they immediately go into withdrawals and start shaking like a leaf, start puking etc

>>132215226
son in law is a fireman in a nigger infested shithole. i think hes more racist than me. he says he cant count how many times hes been punched or kicked because they were pissed they lost their high after he injected them. i get to hear some great stories from him.

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>>132215128
I love this one. Fucking kek every time.

>>132215190
that one goes hand in hand with the one i posted

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>>132212830
all right you green nigger, you challenged me and so I have done it.

I am going to get everyone on /x/ to think of Pepe as a huge psyop/mind virus/Roko's Basilisk entity that they have to fear. I am initiating the Green Scare.

They will investigate methods on how to protect against it, study it and strategize about it.

They will become it.

They--or, rather, the holdouts, the enemy--already hate it. And so it will be easy to make them fear it.

For every individual who opposes Pepe or does not like what he represents will be glad to testify to the legend of his evil. And in this, the paranoia will inflame.

I will make Pepe the Jew of /x/.

>>132215128
that looks like me,, im just not fat and my hair is more silverish hehe

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>gangbangers from Mexico.

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>>132215519
i literally sat there and reread it and cracked up laughing for a couple minutes like an actual autist

>>132215625
nothing a snazzy outfit can't cover

>>132215625
Prove it.

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>>132215777
j-jackpots everywhere

>>132215752
i once scared a nigger so bad he ran out of his shoes. want to hear the story?

>>132215831

No

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>>132215831
>i once scared a nigger so bad he ran out of his shoes. want to hear the story?
absofuckinglutely

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>>132215817
Sheeit. Didn't even notice that. Time for bed. Got a job interview tomorrow. Stay comfy and safe all you Roberts out there.

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>>132216258
gnight have comfy male black in coveralls door to door with a hammer dreams

>male black going door to door with a hammer

>25 people shot over the weekend

fucking nogs man

if this happened in any other city it would have been headline news for weeks with people panicing and calling in swat

what a fucking hell hole

Why don't we have CPD threads during the day?
Not as active?
I always miss CPD nights when I'm at work.

>>132215932
kicked back in my recliner at about 2am watching reruns of House. out of the corner of my eye i see a nigger with dreads thru the side of the blind on my front door. Hes on my welcome mat back turned looking both ways to see if any cars are coming down the street. I cc so i keep my pistol on the table next to my chair when i get home. I grab my gun yell youre a dead mother fucker. He turns has a metal soemthing in his hand like a piece of pipe. He hears some old lady yelling and instead of getting scared he breaks the window. as he is unlocking the door im moving closer to the door. nig fligns door open and hes 16 inches from the barrel. he didnt come in so i couldnt shoot him. he runs i give chase.

about the time i hit the top step i think i better make sure i have a round chambered( i did i always do) i pull back my slide expending a round and chambering another one. it was quiet and that echo of chambering was LOUD. he had gotten to the street and was trying to walk like nothing had happened till her heard it chamber. he was in the gravel of neighbors driveway. he took off soo fast he left 1 inch indentions in the gravel and his shoes.

all the ruccas woke my hubby. by the time he gets downstairs its all over. he walks out in the yard pics up the nigs shoes. Next day nigs shoes are screwed to a poll in the driveway with a for sale sign.

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>>132216368
Can't wait.

>>132216449
idk but i bought a ham radio for my car to scan while on the road

>>132216449
i try to put em up but i have to bump em with my mobile they are so inactive. , days are really good but jobs i guess

>>132215932
kicker was he raped and m murdered a lady in her home a week later. i saw his mugshot on the news. had he turned towards me after we were both outside i could have killed him but he never did. They kept him in the local jail till trial where my husband worked. he would tell the nigs dont mess with him man his wife is fucking crazy.

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>>132216469
>all the ruccas woke my hubby. by the time he gets downstairs its all over. he walks out in the yard pics up the nigs shoes. Next day nigs shoes are screwed to a poll in the driveway with a for sale sign.

the ending to the story fantastic
I felt warm and fuzzy inside until i read this
>>132216715
>kicker was he raped and m murdered a lady in her home a week later.
I was happy for you you didn't have to shoot him, not the most pleasant thing to deal with even being in the right, but now I wish he had taken that last step through the door

People who don't think it's a good idea to have guns on hand around the house scare me

>>132216895
ive relived that night 1000 times. I have that ladies life on my conscious and prolly will until i die. there was no point in which i could have killed him and got away with it. then sometimes i think they probably wouldnt have given an old lady like me that much time and the other lady would be alive to raise her kids.

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i've been under gunpoint from a nigger once but never actually had to pull on one that comes to mind at the moment, a couple of white niggers a couple of times and a jeep full mexicans the other. shockingly enough the mexicans were also smart enough
chambering another round even if youre sure youre loaded is usually a good idea in a stressful situation, i did the same thing two of those times that I remember, better to be positive than guess, and it's definitely a big deterrent if you're hoping to avoid shooting

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>mexicans were also smart enough to slam it in reverse and get away from me as quick as possible

>>132217062
unfortunate but definitely not your fault, and you were smart not to pull the trigger

>>132217123
ive been carrying right at 20 years, that was my first and only time i had to draw my weapon. i always said if i ever pulled it , it would be to kill not mame and never to second guess. everything going through my mind that night was all the legal shit. i knew if he didnt come completly into the house id be charged. he would have had to either be in the house or in a position where i was in fear of my life. turned towards me in the yard with a pipe would have fit but he never turned around once i gave chase.
and every state is so different, Utah you can defend your home and property very differently than lousiana where i am now. and when i was in cali i had to have my gun in a lock box in the trunk.

>>132217433
i found brandishing to be effective in defusing those situations, when i felt it was going to be necessary to start shooting and i didn't want to have to worry about trying to draw down and shoot after it is already too late. never pointed it at them. brandishing can possibly get you assault with a deadly weapon so it's definitely something for that legitimate fear but wanting to avoid having to actually shoot.
I got lucky in all those situations. Had another one where someone else in my group wound up pulling when i didn't, and fortunately the people who assaulted us left in police cars and an ambulance without any shots fired, it was all on videotape too so they didn't try to arrest my friend

>>132217875
personal choice. ive been in situations where i pull my shirt up where it looks like im open carrying a few times. i used to travel a lot alone. stopping for fuel in the middle of the night for example. going from my car into a motel late at night. i almost always wear a tank top with a button up blouse over it. with my iwb i just tie my blouse in a knot in the front and you can see it clearly.

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>>132218508
i would definitely side with not pulling one at all unless you actually have to shoot. since those encounters i just try harder to recognize and avoid them. im also big on pocket pistols and iwb holsters, there is a really fine line between a gun coming out and whether it saves your life or just causes you to wind up shot or arrested. would never actually recommend brandishing to anyone as a method of defusing those types of situations, it could easily make things worse

>>132218982
yes the way i figure it if them seeing it in my waistband isnt a deterrent it being in my hand wont be one either.

Robert bump

>>132219704
Male black spotted bumping thread possible crackhead Robert

First for puppy
>Dispatch was pleased

threads gonna die not enough of us

>>132219267
Don't draw a gun to wave it around. If you pull it, use it.

>>132223564
i agree see >>132217433
>3 pack a day dispatch

>Male white is up to something.
Fucking unicorn

>>132223762
last night was surprisingly tame, except for male black that carjacked an FBI agent

>>132223412
Male Black hides from the light.

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>>132223412
REAL ROBERT HOURS

>>132224106
That agent is so screwed.

>>132224150
morning ausbro, im reading the aus bingo thread atm. for some reason i cant get the abc 24 live stream working on my tv. usually i just set my vpn and it works.

>>132224190
only way it could have been better was if it had been one of the atf agents trump sent

>child sex offender

/CPD/: Less Niggers a Day, Makes Me Comfy Today

WHO IS READY FOR MORE NIGGAS DYING TONIGHT?

>>132228998
Hope it starts soon. I expected it to have already popped off