Meet the real life BLADE. His name is Darien Long. He has the worlds toughest job, working security at a swap meet in Atlanta. It's so fucking brutal, I'd rather work the raptor prison in Jurassic park. This is proof THEY NEED TO GO BACK.
>Watch at your own risk, hatred for blacks will intensify.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bglIAUaCVhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un-j42bu_VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8__45dnh8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXujGMPOkCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S6TN1I-8xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb5Ax_ZpZIU
>>132203715
>>132203715
He got fired for cleaning up the mall too much. He chased off all the drug dealers and robbers and then there was nobody left to buy stolen phones and counterfeit clothing.
Didn't he get fired recently for larping too hard?
>>132203715
YOU BETTER BACK IT UP!
>>132203715
what is it with subhumans and the constant repetitions, their brains apparently cant come up with new material at a rate fast enough to have some variation
we just witnessed math class for that nigger
>>132204818
>>132204955
This series woke me up on race more than anything. It made me thankful for AIDS.
>>132203715
He did his job better than most and *he's* the one that needs to go back?
>>132203715
>CALL THE AMBER LAMPS
Love this videos.
The USA is a shithole tbqh
>>132205930
>Argentina
>>132206018
There is nowhere here that's as bad as those videos bruh
>>132204818
This. He's a cool dude once, met him in Atlanta at a Waffle House of all places.
If the entire APD was made up of Darien Long's, there wouldn't be any goddamned sheboonanigans in that city.
>>132206267
But like Blade, he is still one of them and will need to go back. He is doing his part in making the world a better place though and I respect him for that.
>>132205293
>>132205918
>THAT'S WHY YOU GAY!
says a fucking 4 year old while his mother is attacking a man in uniform.
Didn't understand, why the fuck these niggas start some shit randomly? Don't understand, someone explain me
>>132207149
People with low IQ become easily aggressive and irrational. 99% of those nogs don't want to fight but are too stupid to walk away.
I feel sorry for based blacks.
I'm a security guard. At work right now, in fact. Just shitposting on my phone.
You're insane to do anything but a graveyard job on an empty property.
>doing work
>>132203715
Goddamn, I hate niggers
God Bless you, Darien Long. We need more upstanding citizens like you.
>>132204955
...what?
acting like a security officer when you are a security officer isn't larping
>>132203715
Savages.
>>132208756
We wuz ju turnin uhp, I been ou hea boi, get da camra out ma face buoi. Sheeeit ima ge hu jal sfdh sgh tue j sfgh wjtyej s t hwrh hh boi
YOU BETTER BACK UP
>>132205293
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb5Ax_ZpZIU
>>132205339
>>132205918
>>132207301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb5Ax_ZpZIU
1:33 DAT'S ON MY MOMMA x100
BACK IT UP
BETTER BACK IT UP
[Tases Internally]
>>132205339
AXE HURR
AXE HURR
AXE HURR
>>132209790
The Marcues Tolbert Chronocles are my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8whxgDBhkOYw3yLqy-5EIV4VREi5D9iC
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>>132209800
>>132209623
>>132208756
>WE ACCEPT FOOD STAMPS
>>132207732
How do you combat the boredom also do you have a foot heater?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_581753857&feature=iv&list=PL8whxgDBhkOYw3yLqy-5EIV4VREi5D9iC&src_vid=Zb5Ax_ZpZIU&v=7Ov0xs4WxQ8
''We accept food stamps''
I kek'd loud
>>132210649
0:36 "lemme get a blunt man"
This shine goes back to a mall he's kicked out off to get cigarettes and a blunt. The life of a black NEET might actually be pretty comfy.
>>132203715
Poor fucking guy. I wonder how much he gets paid. It better be good.
>>132209953
HAHAHA HE KEEPS GETTING ARRESTED
Last one was 2 weeks ago for making terrorist threats. Never gives up jesus christ.
>http://georgia.arrests.org/search.php?fname=marcus&lname=tolbert&fpartial=True
>>132212182
Not much and even if it was as much as a whole police department it would fall short.
>>132206662id deport him together with all niggers but I'd also make sure he got the means to become king of all niggers and thus all niggers and Hu whites would both benefit.
I must admit he's got more balls than me,i wouldn't be able to take out a tassel and know I have one shot and then it's physical against so many primates,I'd just go for a real gun or pepper spray and taser combo.
Anyways tough job,but he probably grew up with them so he knows better to handle primates.
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>>132203715
I like how he carries 2 tasers to go on his vest.
Shame he's a rare one trying to clean it all up.
>>132212579
Why do so many black men have such AWFUL anterior pelvic tilt.
>>132212831
that's the "bow-out" / "square up" stance
>>132212831
"Men"
BASED MARCUS
>>132203715
3:36 on vid 1
so satisfying
>>132212831
You know why
Holy fuck look at the beast woman at 3:54 in the first video.
>>132207732
>a graveyard job on an empty property.
This is exactly the job I want. What's it pay?
>>132214850
(In CA)Minimum wage. Plus 500 out of pocket for (((certification))). Plus you provide your own gear.
Or armed guards make minimum +1.50-2.00, 2k+ for guard card, buy your own equipment and gun.
Basically the only people stupid enough to pay for a min wage job are nogs, so employers only ever pay nog tier wages.
>>132203715
Corporate Advertisers and the Main Stream Media like to portray Blacks as the Elites on the USA and Whites as fools and degenerates. But this is the true face of most Blacks. They're violent dirt bags and a burden on society.
Around Blacks, NEVER relax.
>>132215117
>>132203715
I like how all the other worthless nigger males have to step up and challenge his authority - this is why niggers get shot - they're fucking stupid niggers.
>>132203715
D A Y W A L K E R
>>132215116
>state full of spics, nigs, and fags
>lol weed bruh
>fairly high cost of living
>somehow still pays less than mcdonalds
I am both surprised and disappointed in California, and I thought I'd never feel either towards that state again.
>3:57
I passed out.
>>132203715
atlanta looks like a good time
>>132203715
Can someone tell me whats a "swap meet" im not American and this is the first time i heard the term.
>>132218646
It's just a term for a mall that does not have mainstream corporate shops in it. These are usually in poor areas and filled with shitskins who can't afford to go to real malls. Every swap meet I've been to has made me want to kill myself. Imagine being so poor you can't even buy coca cola and have to buy shasta cola.
>>132215455
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>File: NewportRedCigarettes.jpg (1.43 MB, 2278x2248)
why do black people only smoke newports
Holy shit....
These "people"...
>>132219430
Newports are marketed heavily to blacks because Newport, RI was a major slave trading hub and the Jews enjoy a good inside joke.
Are they all on fucking drugs or something? Are they mentally incapable of following orders, or walking away from a fight? Always with the bravado and chest thumping, holy shit.
>>132207732
I work at a place that makes microwave burritos. All I do is check people's bags to make sure they aren't stealing anything.
>>132203715
these are the african men that cant make a dent in africa because of r selected breeding. this is why africa is doomed. any freak genetic smart african is quickly bred out by the filthy low iq hordes.
I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this, holy shit
>>132219707
I wouldn't even check the bags, tbqhwyfaf. Who cares?
This thread is why I moved to comfy Montana.
>>132203715
Fucking niggers.
>>132207301
Hilarious.
>turn on NPR yesterday
>they have some guy talking about how michael brown's family made sure he had a future after college and how it was taken from him
>and how white people have to solve racism
anyone else permanently ditch npr recently too? It used to be that liberal outlets provided better news and better perspectives. I can't honestly understand what happened.
>>132203715
Black people are the best at keeping other black people in line.
>>132206267
I hope you paid for his meal if you had the funds, Nathan.
>>132203715
Christ he must carry 30 taser packs on him just to get through a single day.
>>132203715
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>>132203715
CHICKEN YALE
>>132209330
Damn, mike jones fell off
>>132207732
>You're insane to do anything but a graveyard job on an empty property.
Can confirm
I was a bouncer at a very popular night club and it was ultimately more dangerous than the job was worth.
>get attacked by drunks
>get attacked by degenerates out looking to fight
>be forced to defend yourself and end up hurting someone bad
>get sued for breaking some faggot
>get detained or arrested for hurting someone
>supeionaed for civil rights case
>be exposed to release of potentially hazardous body fluids (namely blood)
>get recognized outside of work by people you bounced and maybe have to beat them up or get ambushed.
Every one of those things happened to me, or one of my cohorts. Super dangerous work for the pay. Still remember it fondly though. It afforded some interesting opportunities. I met alot of cool people, got to bro down with the local fuzz, and got to kick the shit out of a bunch of degenerates.
Still not worth the risk. I occasionally get asked to do it but I always decline.
>>132221614
I always listened to NPR because they'd report things mainstream media would overlook and have interesting stories and for the most part were unbaised and would have neutral interviews of left and right wing people.
I've given up on them, ever since Trump was elected they revealed their liberal power level and they even disabled comments on their website. It's turned into blatant SJW circlejerk.
>>132219430
>why do black people only smoke newports
I smoke Galoises and Lucky Strikes. Then again I've never done crack and my father's still around so who the fuck knows.
>>132209790
pffffttt hahaha that video...
>>132203715
Jesus fucking christ, I knew niggers were fucking retarded but this really blows my mind I cannot fathom being around these fucking animals, imagine the smell and the sounds and look how fucking uncomfortable it is why the fuck are these hives even allowed? It's funny how a simple bump up in IQ makes this security guard so different then these literal chimpanzees.
what is this, 2012?
If you follow his vlogs (not hard to do in an hour), he's kind of a sad dude. He's a grown man with presumably no education, stunted social skills, with virtually no financial agency in his life.
He got canned twice from that ATL mall, moved to DETROIT, worked security at a Dollar Store, Low-income Housing property and some Korean Rib Shack. Its depressing to follow him because he seems like a stand-up guy, is clearly a lonely individual that just can't seem to make it. He had one 'episode' where he talks about maybe moving up to take a management position for $35k.......holy fuck this guy is poverty-level stuck
Based? sure, I guess, but this guy was just trying to survive and make a living and knowing. I live in New Orleans and Atlanta scares the fuck out of me. The niggers there are Rwanda-level chimps
>>132204955
Yes, like when Navy Seals larp too hard when they kill terrorists.
>>132228322
Holy shit, $35k per year? Wish I could live that kind of poverty.
>>132215116
Damn my granddad's old security company paid his guys $10/hr to sit in the guard shack at a jewsish senior community.
>>132229235
World needs Croatian ditch diggers. Better luck in the next life, slav
>>132203715
its funny that there isn't even the slightest hint of a white man in this videos and niggres still nigging.
>>132203715
He is a one man shoving machine.
>>132204818
Niggers
>>132227706
Amen would run away before growing up around hootin howlin literal apes.
>>132228322
You can live a comfy existence in North Atlanta. South Atlanta is pretty much Mogadishu.
this should be made into a movie.
ONE LONE NIGGER DOES WHAT THE POLICE SIMPLY CANNOT
TAKING MATTERS INTO HIS OWN HANDS HES DETERMINE TO CLEAN THE STREETS OF ATLANTA UNTIL HE GETS (((FIRED))).
>>132203715
I love this guy
>>132203715
Just think, this would all be a nice white community right now if some faggots in the past had just done their own fucking farm labor.
>>132203715
omg i remember this guy, I didnt know hes still operating.
guys got a set, you couldn't pay me enough money to step foot in atlanta,
Jesus this brings back the memories
>>132203715
Where is this filmed? Looks like a third world country.
>>132203715
Interesting that it's the black women that make all the ruckus while mens are just staying away and watching. Of course it's hard to expect anything good from blacks brought up by such mothers.
>>132215116
Wow, that's fucked up.
I make 16 an hour as a route driver. Didn't cost me anything. Had to sit through an interview with 2 chill management guys and came with 2 years worth of casual Uber driving experience, and that's it.
Of course, 16 an hour is still pretty shit but I don't really have to interact with anyone during my route, so there's no customer service bullshit involved. Just being a safe driver and getting shit done on time.
How the fuck do you stay sane if you do nothing for 8 hours straight, alone, at night? Jesus.
>>132237388
That's the same as asking how everyone on here stays sane at all.
>>132218646
It's like a street market. Sometimes it's in a building, sometimes not. It's really common for drive in theaters to have them durring daylight hours on Saturday and Sunday. Mostly it's people selling garbage and trinkets and stolen stuff.
>>132203715
The third video made me legit sad.
>>132219692
Respect is number one on the streets, even to low lives that don't deserve it.
>>132203715
>welcome to 5 years ago.
>>132203715
Hey guys I just had an idea about how to bring back slavery.
Prison labor has been criticized for being racist, but what if there were a law that only black people could use black prison labor.
This would give the top 1% of blacks an economic incentive to turn the actual niggers into productive members of society and it would have a eugenic effect by making the best blacks richer. Obviously ending welfare is more important, but this would be a tangible step forward.
>>132209330
>Im here for the job interview.
>>132205820
/pol/ in a nutshell.