8 values thread
post em faggots
I'm not a fucking liberal.
>>132199140
You stupid fuck that's a doxing honey pot.
>>132199140
Wew buddy
>>132199140
No link to the quiz?
>>132201555
Fuck it, found it
>>132199140
I got fucking Neoliberal. Thats like the opposite of what I actually am.
I got it because I said I was OK with war, so they took that has meaning I want to support Islamist groups to overthrow secular leaders in order to get oil
>>132199140
<.<
>.>
About to get rammed from both sides.
A strong state is key.
>>132202479
Commie.
who else here /cosmopolite/?
hmmm.
I choose markets, liberty, nation, and progress.
>>132199140
These questions fucking suck.
Just because I don't want to be oppressed by a corporation, doesn't mean I'm okay with a government doing it. It's like getting asked how I want someone to ass rape me.
>>132202911
>what is neutral/unsure?
honestly its your fault for being retarded
>>132202911
yep, and they go hand-in-hand according to milton friedman. Big government leads to big corporations because only they can afford to bribe politicians and pay for lobbyists and influence industry regulations. Stupid, stupid test.
>>132202595
Did you mean me? I'm not a commie. Just a centralist.
>>132202997
lol, you moron. you don't deserve the flag of the noblest blood of the 20th century.
Nice
>>132203056
It's just a prank bro. I'm glad you support the military, I find that to be the most important.
Anyone below 65 percent on nationalism is a FAGGOT.
>>132202740
>>132203065
>being this retarded.
also big goverment doesnt lead to big corporations. this only happens in the democratic nations.
>>132203172
I believe the Military is likely one of our greatest tools temporarily. However, in the future, I think our nation would gain more from uniting with each other, not only in a superior culture, but in a superior market.
But that's wishful thinking. That'll likely never come true. So as it is, supporting our military is a more realistic use of our time and money.
>>132203221
We got almost the same results but it says yours is right wing populism and mine is fascism
Really makes u think
>>132203336
Agreed.
>>132203441
its just for shits and giggles, im natsoc and some test wont really change that
>>132203262
Name some good examples of non-democratic countries with thriving local markets and a lack of corrupt national industries. Pro-tip, you can't. take down that flag until you've stopt dishonoring the blutfahne
>>132203501
nazi germany.
>>132203262
You fail to see that a corporation and a government are essentially identical in that they are just a means for individuals to obtain power over others. Who gives a shit what it's called if the result is the same?
>>132203441
It's not a way of finding out what political ideology we are, it's a way of socializing with others in a fascism echo-chamber where we think our similar political ideology unifies us.
At least, that's the vibe I'm getting.
Guess I'm a faggot...
>>132203568
the glorious reich didn't even exist long enough to serve as an example of economic performance. and you know it. the ethic and strength of an unshackled german people made the reich strong, not the other way around. look at the post-war boom. do you want to blame all that on the allied government?
>>132203671
BASED arabs am i right
This test is asscheeks
Uhhh.... Guess i'm Fascist-Lite
>>132203748
>>132203880
Do you think Republicans just woke up and wanted to be "neo-liberals"?
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, anons. Rethink your ways.
>>132203501
>countries
>lack of corrupt national industries
Impossible question to answer just because of those two premises.
Name a modern country with a lack of corrupted national industries please.
>>132199140
heres mine
>>132203993
I meant national in the sense of nationalized, as in publicly/government owned and and not private
wtf does this even mean?
Am I an ayy?
>>132204132
Oh okay, sorry for misunderstanding.
The only BASED way to go
>>132204205
Means you're a fucking retard and need to off yourself ASAP
>>132204205
Mate you're Stalin
>>132204205
Progressive NatSoc?
>>132204205
Greetings, comrade.
>>132204259
Hello fellow centrist. A shame you're using the worst flag I've seen on this site since I last saw a Canadian flag.
>>132199140
I'm in the middle.
>>132199140
Data mining thread.
Sage.
>>132204205
Means you're Marxist trash and need to physically remove yourself from existence
>>132204334
That's exactly why I'm using it
>>132204282
no, this is stalin
https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=100&d=0&g=0&s=100
I'm 20% more liberty-loving than those authoritarian cucks
BTW De Leonism is a new result. I had mapped all results before, and he just added this
Can pol find out what new ideologies are there?
>>132204205
[helicopter noises in the distance]
>>132204444
Ohhh... So You're Leon Trotsky
>>132204527
apparently i'm a "mexican american" syndicalist faggot
wew lad, shittiest results I've ever had
https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=20&d=40&g=70&s=10
>>132204352
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
>>132204573
right link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Leonism
I win
>>132204573
Yeah these kinds of tests are bad
They're just for shits and giggles these days
Pretty much I guess
I came up "Neo-Conservatism"
rate this one pol
>>132199140
Got the same thing as OP. Kinda confused. How can someone believe in capitalism and be a Fascist?
>>132204716
How the fuck does this work? How can something be "neo" and conservative? It's paradoxal, makes no fucking sense
It feels so good knowing I'm better than ~95% of all people.
>>132204842
substitute "neo" for "anti"
neoconservatives are jews who changed from marxism to conservatism in the 1960s and 1970s. Thus they hold a lot of socialist and leftist policies and are warlike. Like jews always are, they're liars, evil, and not to be trusted. read the wikipedia page if you doubt me.
KEK KEK NIGGER LMFAO FAGGOTS CUMSLUT SENPAI DESU
>>132204878
maybe you should do something positive like write a thoughtful essay or do activism instead of collecting little worthless internet trophies and bragging about them.
>>132204878
>neo-conservative
>fascist flag
um, ok
>>132205096
Writing essays is for faggots and kike journalists. I already participate in free speech rallies and antifa head busting.
>>132205342
You realize the faggots and jews only control intellectual culture because we were lazy for fifty years and neglected writing? Only in the last ten have we finally gotten our act together, with the help of the internet, and begun to turn the tide. Do not forsake the battle over words. This is our only chance to win.
well, maybe, but libertarianism seems really fucked nowadays, too ideological.
>>132205342
Essays are effective. Ropeculture redpills a lot of people
>>132205506
>>132205332
the 8 values test has a shit labeling system Compare mine to OPs>>132199140
I'm only a few points different and it gave me a label that isn't even close to similar.
>>132205342
We cant let the Kikes control Information, we need to retake the Academic World from the liberal cucks
>>132205574
You're way too capitalist, and you're not authoritarian or traditionalist enough. That's why it gave you that.
Oikeisdobobulisdi :DDD
>>132199491
It's the same trick leftists play on us down here with their shilled tests. They tell you that you're one of them (even if you tell that government is the problem and cultures are not equal in the slightest) and probably some of us trust them and start conforming.
>>132205506
>>132208683
>>132208783
>>132208941
>finland
>>132209105
>t. biggest zionist servant state :DDD
>>132208941
Deal with it
>>132199140
liberal master race. glad im actually fucking educated unlike the rest of you fucking hick retards.
@132209741
why do all fags who are baiting for (you)s have the UN flag
>Cucks believing in the free market
>>132199140
My full thing I made a couple weeks ago.
breddy gud
Unregulated markets do not work, are naturally monopolistic, and are slow to respond to changes.
Government can be good or bad, depending on the people in charge.
Judging someone based on immutable characteristics (race, sex, etc.) is stupid; judge them on their ideas and contributions instead.
(mbti thrown in because tfw too intelligent)
>>132199140
Rate me
>>132199140
Yeet yeet
>>132199140
Fuck yeah, I love those threads comrades
>All these pro-authoritarian cucks
Old /pol/ would have never allowed this
>>132199140
thats me
Reeeeee
>>132214001
Hey comrade.
>>132206506
>>132199491
Yes you are. Why do you think Marxists and the real left rail against neo-liberalism all the time?
I've spent heaps of time in activist circles and we fucking loathe braindead, corporate controlled right wing cockroaches like you guys. You all should've supported Shillary Clinton, because she was the candidate who actually matched your reactionary opinions. You only related to Trump because he was as retarded as you.
>>132214002
>Old /pol/
It takes a little time to leave the teen libertarian phase
>>132215163
Then why does it seem like the mental age of the board severely dropped?
Wow some of these questions were fucking retarded.
>>132215397
>Science/technological advancement, and Religion/tradition are opposing
WHEN WILL THIS MEME DIE?
My political views are Strasserist or social republican.
In other words, I don't think this is very accurate.
>>132215550
Agree, it's pretty retarded
>>132199140
God save Ireland, said the heroes
God save Ireland, said they all
Whether on the scaffold high
Or the battlefield we die
Oh what matter when for Erin dear we fall?
>>132214001
OK, I just updated those diagrams with some the results from another site. Look OK, I guess
>>132218561
>looks OK
>>132199140
nice, not neo-libtard
Do I need to ironically answer the questions?
Thought my authoritarian and nationalism would be a little higher
Social Libertarian
>>132219742
I answered this quiz again, this time larping with my /gsg/ persona.
>>132220412
>>132199140
>>132214002
Er you did a different one to the rest of us. You have Might, we have Nation