/cpd/ Chicago Police Scanner General: Real Robert Be Safe

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> real robert posts on CHIMP-MAS diz goin bez guud

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5th for Robert

Well, good to hear that mom and daughter are getting reunited tonight.

>kids chasing each other around with roman candles

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REAL ROBERT HOURS commences

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nth for second city

tehnnn-four

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>>132187350
clever girl

>hobo sleeping in the street

sleep tight tyrone

>>132187940
sleep tight le-a

Really? sleeping in the middle of the street? Couldn't the homeless dude find a better sleeping spot?

>>132187985
never said these niggas was smart

>>132187985
Shhhhhh! he's "sleeping"
call for body removal in 3...2...

>>132187985
nigga about to be road kill

>>132187833
curious why FMJ? target load? only time i dont have hollows is when im at the range.

robert

>>132188141
yeah I'm going shooting tomorrow in beautiful white Indiana

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>>132187985

>>132187430
40 injured so far this weekend.

Among the injured is the son of a Cook County judge, which Chicago Police have dubbed a gang related shooting

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if you could..... stand-by.... i'm a retarded.... 10-4

>>132188332
>Among the injured is the son of a Cook County judge, which Chicago Police have dubbed a gang related shooting
well at least they had the balls to call it that. unlike when Rahms son got robbed at gun point when he "went out side to make a call on his cell phone" you know, on a cold Chicago night in December

>>132188141
roger. i dont ever go to /k/ but i still collect. i cc s&w m&p full size. its my go to for cc because of only having breakaway trigger for a safety.

>>132188560
>>132188235
i should stop multi tasking responded to myself

>>132188618
Good plan

>>132188332
Retaliation for something or dindu judge's kid in a gang>

Suicidal thoughts

poland strong

I speak polish
warsaw

do we have any /pol/ish speakers on tonight?

>"Anyone speak Polish?"
omg, that actually made me laugh a little bit.

BOLAN STRONK

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>>132187788

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>>132188560
I like small guns so I carry a combination of these depending on my mood

Im going to do a Locations bingo card for robert hour locations. taking suggestions for places.
"In the alley" for free spot?

>>132188975
c-carbon fiber....
Hnrgh

>metro pcs
well I guess hes working in the hood.

>>132189056
yes in the alley should be the free space.

>>132189056

LaSalle
Diversey
Wacker

>>132188975
i always wear an undershirt under a button up so never have any problems concealing. i like the higher capacity and increased accuracy.

>>132189093
doesn't anybody use Cricket? or is that even below hood rats now?

>male white hit in him the face with a chair

>>132187985
Like you've never passed out in the street. Hypocrite

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>>132189258
furniture as a weapon

>>132189258
Randy ain't dead
OOOOH YEEEAH

15535 N Artisian Ave. Large group of people gathering, making a disturbance.

>>132189346
Oh, my mistake. Just an average weekend for us is to pass out homeless in the middle of the street. Obviously the pastime of all /pol/sters.

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>>132187695
That is fun.

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>>132187430

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Getting comfy Roberts

>boyfriend beat and choked her at the laundromat
>male hispanic

B E A N E D

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reportin

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>REAL ROBERT HOUR

>park employee padlocked the entrance with people still inside the park
>they are now trapped in the park

Folks locked in park.

>>132189963
Wish the horse would have kicked the shit out of it.

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>>132188972
yup

whoop, male black at it again...
And people locked in a park.

>>132189056
Street named after a president
Shelter
Park

HORSE CRAP

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>>132189907

they seem to be on edge today.

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>>132188972
i did this part...

>>132190360
Stop. Don't encourage them to go to Africa, please.

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Chance of rain and thunderstorms this 4th

we all know male black is the most dangerous antagonist but what type of male black is the most dangerous? Male black white shirt?

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>>132190424
kek Zimbro

>>132187430
Robert report in.
Keep the meme magic flowing gents, we nearly have enough power.

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>>132190424
Sorry Zimbabwe

5 gunshoots "in da alley"

Will there be a reenactment of The Purge when CPD strikes because they're not getting paid

>>132190190

Is that real?

>>132190714
Yup.

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>>132190599
Here, take this. Someone posted it the other day and it just might work.

>>132190522
Male black mudslime convert wearing a suicide vest

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>>132190522
>male black
>nude
>acting erratic
very dangerous to Robert

>>132190769
magic ples wide weiner

10 or 11 black young mails throwing bats and gear in the street at traffic.

People still locked in park, calling the park district a lot.

>>132190849
need underwear for bingo that was fast.

>>132190599
I am checking and here for robert

DU-BS TO STRENGTHEN ROBERT

DU-BS AND ROBERT BECOMES HUNTER-ROBERT, THE DEATH LORD

getting tired have a goodnight fellow roberts, especially you real robert.

10 minutes til free helicopter rides

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tonight you

AirRobert liftoff in about 10min
Shots fired, here, there, everywhere

"free HIV tests?"

illegal BBQ

Jesus, a man can't cook on bricks anymore.

>saying they are giving free HIV test

Strange van advertises free HIV tests? What's going on?

>suspicious white van giving free HIV tests


Holy shit what

>White utility van, heartland alliance on the side, giving free HIV tests

Sheeeeiittt

male black is chillin with some blunts, ambush him robert

>>132191242
nice work
saved

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>>132191474
>>132191465

male black sighted in the park with a detachment of hispanic uruk-hai at his back

smoking marijuana

the final battles approaches

>Daughter is out of control

>>132191669
there can be only one

>>132191639
>When your whole race is prone to get STDs

>>132190408

I remember, anon.

>>132191639
I wonder who's behind that van

sliiiiiiide by sacramento and fullerton

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Just woke up lads. Anything good happen yet?

>>132191800
Them dindus that were banging the female black in the alley last night better get checked

"Hey, I found the parttty!!" Female cop seems to be having fun.

Evening Roberts, anything good happen yet? How many firework calls we got so far?

Black durango, shots fired, crashing it is on.

did that robert just say "NAME: BRICK MOLDONADO'' ????

>>132192208

What does Robert think about female cops?

ive read they are dangerous and way more likely to shoot someone due to them knowing they cant overpower any one

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>the male black would punch this

>battery in progress

MALE BLACK doesn't have work in the morning so he has to tire himself out

I like it when they talk about sliiiding into some location. "Check the tall grass on the right of the park before you slide in there"

>>132187985
hoping for a comfy way to die?

o, that wonderful...

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Few spots left. Anymore suggestions with the location theme?

>>132192996
Expressway
Soldiers Field

>>132192996
On the Porch

>suicidal and hearing voices

>hearing voices in his ears

>voices

>>132193199
lol nice, also

>69 yo male hearing voices about to commit suicide
F

>>132192996

On the Roof

>>132192996
red line
blue line
hospital (northwestern or mount sinai)
Diversity street

>>132187430
Anyone else see the video of the off duty cop being chased and getting tboned on live leak they said he got of work 10 mins before the chase. looking for info on it. Why were they chasing him?

>>132192208
>Robert returns to Robertgard after a long night of trench warfare
>looks around for his chief concubine, Female Robert
>missing.robert
>checks his phone
>dear Robert, I was investigating a party but had so much fun I decided to stay
>dear god no
>whose party is it, Female Robert?
>time seems to slow as Robert turns and begins to run back toward the garage, knowing in his heart it is too late
>reply comes back
>it's Male Black's party, Robert
>Robert blows his brains out in the cruiser

>>132192996
Liquor store
Bar/club

>>132192996
on the corner

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Guys I have the threads open ;) I'm good

I was going to let yall have imput on some stops,
but it started getting busy.

Approx 20 male black, 10 female black arguing over something some children did.

Always goes like this

> 2 year olds fight
> Escalates to 10 year olds
> Escalates to teens
> Escalates to full grown adults fighting with bats n sheit

Also, I am not cpd if there was confusion. Just a small town Robert here with traffic not even close to cpd ha

So far small marijuana bust, meh, public intox/disorderly male white, the party mentioned above, few busted lips no weapons, and some tickets from radar ranger

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Just arrived. Can I get some Highlights?

>>132193484
:(

bad end

>>132192996
On the fire escape

>>132193484
delet

>>132192996
on the tracks

>>132192996
On the Lamp post

>>132193559
Stay safe small town robert

>>132192996
in the USPS drop box

Favorite from tonight, white van free HIV tests

lolwut

>>132192996
in female robert

>>132193369
have the roof. thnx
>>132193199
nice
>>132193445
just hospital or two spots?

>>132193559
o shit waddup!

On the beat should be center square

>>132193557
thats what i was missing, you may have been the one who said it earlier and i forgot what it was

>Hanging from the tree (behind a clock tower?)

middle of the street.
In the intersection

>>132193900
Please let us have input on a stop or two! That would be awesome..also be safe small town Robert!

>>132194170
Sounds like a chimp chimping

>male hispanic trying to solicit money

lol

male black makes his move

>>132193570
sorry my mind went blank when I saw your pic

>>132188388
couldn't get that TRUMP TOWER in there?

MALE WHITE MAKES AN APPEARANCE

What's everybody's pick for /cpd/s July 4th Theme? I'm building a playlist for the madness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li5mXnHyg9w

>Two sons fighting, one 47 y/o, the other is 67 y/o

>>132194604
thug life is a family affair

4 known gang members in vehicle circling the block. White toyota tail lights are out.

redpill me on Officer Gonzalez

>Into the Nigger's Yard

I know she said Neighbors, but damn did I hear what I wanted to hear.

>intoxicated male white with a tiki torch throwing cardboard into neighbor's yard

>Drunk male with tiki torch throwing burning cardboard into his neighbor's yard.

>daughter invited friends over to smoke weed, one brought a gun and now refuse to leave

Congrats you she-coon, you played yourself.

>MALE WHITE W/ TIKI TORCH VERY INTOXICATED

Richard Spencer?

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>Male white with a tiki torch

>>132194799
He is here to serve and protect. He is one of Robert's allies to fight male hispanic.

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>>132193961
those are the main hospitals it seems, you can make 1 or 2 spaces depending on what you wanna do

also
>the absolute state of Chicago healthcare

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Burn Chicongo. Burn.

>>132194968
>Roberto

>>132194975
Wow, imagine this if Bernie won and we got free healthcare...

>>132194975
>People complaining about long time in ER
Damn, with all these male blacks being shot all the time I am not a bit surprised.

the system is having problems with DL's tonight. It is keeps coming back with no records found.

>>132194924
He can't keep getting away with it

Taking a nap after some mexican food.

>>132195112
I am, that sounds like a private hospital, the ones with kike names usually are.

>>132195143
its refusing to let me auto update unless I search the thread in catalogue

Ladies were just taking a nap after some Mexican food? Seems logical.

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>When you have to sleep off the Mexican food so badly robert gets called in to wake you from your bean induced coma

Never listened to the radio with ambient before, this music is comfy af. Sleep right niggers

just two ladies taking a nap after some mexican food

>>132195251
If you come in to a level 1 trauma center w/o life threats you will wait.

>>132195341
kek

>>132195341
>>132195285
Gonna be me in a bit when my wife whips up some late night burritos

>dude shot in the head

F

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>>132195348
>tfw I go to sleep listening to the ambient stream

Robert Coolee shot in the head. DOA removal.

>Shot in the Head
Goddamn, someone came in shot in the face last night.

>I'm thinking it;s just gonna be a DOA removal thing

>nigger shot in the head

>comfy as fuck

F

>male black with all black shirt and pants

This is how you get run over Tyrone

Said casually.

>>132195604
>>132195498
>>132195496
>>132195465
must have been a stray bullet. Niggas can't hit shit

>male laying half in the street with blood on him

>>132195495
Drinking and wrapped up, this station is putting me to sleep but I want to stay up to hear more nogging.
What to do

Let the shootings begin

>Male in the grass, with blood all over him, possibly shot.

black male shot, laying half in the street bleeding.

F

It is rockin now. Can't even track all the shootings.

>male black down covered with blood, unresponsive

F

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>broken mirror
>suddenly, bodies
>shootings everywhere
>male black dressed in all black

As we approach the witching hour, their powers grow.

man it's not even the 4th yet

>>132195721
I just finished a yuengling after getting home from an 11 hour shift and am all cozy next to my gf. Im just going to sleep when I slep

> person down. Covered in blood. Male Black. Completely unresponsive.
he dead.
F

>>132195341
slave food will do that

>>132195673
I used to live in a nog-infested neighbourhood and one night driving home one dressed in all black slid across my hood and gunned it across the street. not a couple seconds later about 4 roberts ran around us chasing him.
Live in a white neighbourhood, for your own sake...

Please let more nogs die, I haven't reached max erection yet

Unresponsive

He ded

It's getting rough, mates. Pray for Robert.

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>>132195988
checkistan

>>132196023
Y'all bring some body removal forms

I think I said 8/17 for tonight 1700-0500

Stats anyone?

>>132195935
Waiting for my gf to get home so I can do the same, hope you have a good night Robert

I wonder if robert ever in moments like this, even though MALE BLACK is his enemy, thinks MALE BLACK doesn't deserve to go out like this.

Robert seems like a good guy, I hope this job hasn't made him cold

>>132196077
du-bs make him strong

>>132196101

What's the high score?

>Dead body pickup
>Cold Blood

F

>>132196077
Which Robert?

>>132196107
You too Robert. Always remember to wrap it before you tap it and always stay cozy

>>132195935

Another Robert? Hell yeah mayne!

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>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/881699614390460418
>CHICAGO BLOODBATH: 4 dead, 40+ wounded so far in Fourth of July weekend shootings - Sun Times
Stay safe, Robert!

Mail black covered in blood, white shirt body is cold, reporter did not want to hang around so went home, but is willing to head back out if police cannot find him.

>cold blood

Shit, we got another body in the street

Bring dem forms

>>132196211
Butcher. And I am almost certified for my CNA. GF works the teletype for the county sherrifs though

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>>132187430

>>132196199
Good Robert. Not Robert Mugabooga.

>person shot, possibly another person shot

Fuck dude, it's getting hot, keep Robert in your prayers

My sister is going to chicago for 4th of july ;_;

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>>132195907
FOR GOD'S SAKE WE HAVE TO FIGHT THEIR HEATHEN WITCHCRAFT

f-for Robert

I summon the power of KEK

>>132196445

I'm sorry for your loss.

>>132196445
F

>>132196445
F

>>132196445
F

>>132196445
WHY?

did she lose something there?
go to Syria, its safer and cheaper

>>132196522

F

>>132196445
F

Alright I looked up on how to live out of my car, (pretty much just requires a gym membership for showers, a laundromat, and figuring out how to park your car in such a way that the police don't fuck with you).

So considering this, should I just never go near Chicago? I mean I paid taxes on the welfare the poor use, I deserve some kind of leeway for paying into this system, right?

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T-10m to Real Male Black Dark Zero Hour Demons Eve

>>132196695

>Should I board a sinking ship

You would not be asking these questions if you knew how bad it really was. Did the people getting shot every 10 minutes not clue you in?

Pulled over someone going 59/35 decide

>Zulima(?) has a conflict with her neighbours

>>132196695
>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/881699614390460418
Wouldn't an RV be a lot more comfortable?

>>132196771
O-Oh L-L-Lawd

>>132187695
To be fair I used we used to do that shit too. Used to pretend to be dueling aristocrats and such.

>>132196862
1st offense warn 'em. 2nd offense or worse, ticket.

>>132196888
Not sure why that link pasted...

https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8640943,-87.6735667,3a,75y,164.5h,70.1t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s8KYsHy4kTVrdOdQsxw0f7g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

someone is ded here, probably got dumped

>>132196862
Cut his hands off with a machete mate, that's what they used to do here.

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>>132196888
get a crew cab truck w/ 8 foot bed, homebuilt in bed camper with one of those accordian passthrough seals, boom
Also would be cool with a long cab chassis truck

So, when is Trump going to send "Federal Help" to Chicago?

>one of them is holding a bat screaming at him

>>132196420
thats the joke

>>132196862
if he appears to be a heathen, ticket

otherwise, spare him but talk to him for an exceedingly long time until he becomes uncomfortable

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Still playing with colors. Any typos or duplicates or suggestions. Thanks for all the good ones. Had extra

>>132197159
Federal help = slightly more ATF agents than usual, either way it won't be long until the Nat'l guard gets deployed.

>one had a bat
>one had a white t-shirt
watch out for that shirt!

Do you think 40 feds will do much?

It would take the national guard or army to do much. Too many years of pushing criminals from one neighborhood to the next. Turned everyone into criminals.

>>132196888
Yeah, considering my savings what car would be best? I don't want to go full RV but a hatchback would work out nice. I live in the chicago area. I should just hole up in a motel until I find a place, and I can do so, but that's pretty expensive.

>>132197342
So, be patient?
Chimp-outs do happen all the time.

>>132197337
>Mount Sinai
I missed that one.

Who are the 'Adam' the Roberts are calling in about? Are they fire rescue or something?

>>132196951
>>132197104
>>132197327

Female white 30 no prior tickets. Warning issued 10-8

>>132197342
We just need to wall in the city then firebomb it and turn it into a landfill

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>>132196500
My spell worked, but only through the blessings of Kek. Chain this hit into a combo and Robert uses explosives tonight

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>>132197518
>Female white 30 no prior tickets. Warning issued 10-8
>So am I gettin' fuckin' laid tonight or what, beautiful

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>white t shirt, male his panics
tfw blacks and his panics are in the area

>>132197337
Suggestion: lighten up the dark blue text so it is easier to read. Looking good.

>>132197506
day shift Roberts

>>132197518
tough call. do your boots appear to be in need of a licking?

new bread in oven if you have an image you want for thread 1st reply gets it

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>>132197593
>We just need to wall in the city then firebomb it and turn it into a landfill
but then we wouldn't have comfy /cpd/ bread and Robert would be looking for a job
Fed help for Chicago would be the CIA selling 50 metric tons of half priced raw afghan heroin, then spending the profits on doubling the number of Robert's and equipping them with bullet proof vests and vepr12 shotguns

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I'm pumped for Tuesday.

>>132197608

"CMON MAN I need this"

>>132197874
>>132197848

Right here, Robert

>beaten and bitten

>domestic with the boyfriend
>she was beaten and bitten
>refused EMS

Travyel Stockdale, that's a nigger name if I ever heard one.

>Was bitten and beaten by her boyfriend, he laughed at her, she wants him arrested
The toll is being paid

>>132197874
>>132197921
done ty

>>132197888
i was working on oc, didnt notice you were back. stay safe robert

FBI employee carjacked?

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>>132197888
fuckin hell, robert got trips

do you guys realize what this means for all the roberts

it's happening

our god has come to them

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>Somebody Carjacked the fucking F.B.I.

Black Male is really stepping up his game.

yep. Feds better gear up in chiraq

>glock 27 in the car

>FBI agents
Oh shit

>>132198209
Holy Shit
kek

>FBI agent carjacked

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>>132197945
>a nigger name if I ever heard one.

What is this robert meme?

>>132198259

He just picked the wrong victim

THREE WEAPONS

>>132198284
>>132198279
>>132198274
>>132198209
Someone meme that shit STAT

>M4

heavy shit

>>132198325

Stay a while and listen

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>>132197888
Ask and ye shall receive, Robert

m4 - full auto. its happening

3 weapons, FBI m4 was in the car.

An M4, a Glock 27 and a Glock 22

>M4
>Glock 27
>Glock 22

>>132198400

>Yeah, I can't monitor /pol/ tonight
>Black male stole my car
>Yes, again

>>132198444
nigga hit the jackpot

woops.

They are going to be able to track that vehicle. It is going to happen.

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>>132198400
>>132197601
Kek gives all.

Rerolling for explosives.

FBI LINE CROSS RIGHT OVER
>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412

New bread
>>132198412
>>132198412

FBI LINE CROSS RIGHT OVER
>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412

New bread
>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412

>>132198441
>>132198444
>>132198463
Black male hit a jackpot.

Holy Shit, someone tweet that and FBI car got jacked to /pol/ news network

>>132198455
>>132198444

Is it a sign? Is this going to explode into a full on attack on the south side? God only knows what black male could do with that kind of gear.

>>132198466
kek

>>132198466
Kekekek

Robbed the car at gunpoint.

Watch yo keys

Watch your keys

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>>132189843
Our brave volunteers.

for some reason i find this very relaxing to listen to.

>>132197124
What is "check your keys"?

>>132200004
go to the new thread. it means make sure youre not pushing the talk key on their radio
FBI LINE CROSS RIGHT OVER
>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412

New bread
>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412

that means someone has their radio on ya idoit

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>>132200004
>What is "check your keys"?
a reminder to not accidentally key the microphone on your radio

new thread immigration is our greatest strength

>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412

united we stand


>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412

divided we fall for anything


>>132198412
>>132198412
>>132198412