Brit/pol/ - DUP edition

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You want Alchemy?

They turn the roses into gold,

They turn the lilac into honey,

They're making love for the peaches!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-IwI1melPM

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First for smoking

Re-post from prev thread:
It would be good if someone could LARP as a Greek - they've widely flouted their smoking ban which came in in 2010.

Femanon here, who wants to discuss British politics with me on kik, I promise I'm not left wing,
give me your kik and let's hit up for interesting discussion :
My kik is blondeslut96

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>>132179641
What a lad.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage/11466522/Nigel-Farage-After-the-plane-crash-I-lit-a-fag.-Not-a-great-idea-close-to-aviation-fuel.html

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When will you take the Luddpill?

Technology is responsible for the overwhelming majority of today's ills.

Now, not all modern technology is bad. But most of it certainly isn't improving our lives.

Imagine living in the 17th century with today's standards of healthcare.
Now imagine living with today's social media, television, film, video games, transport, overpopulation, etc, but with the 17th century's healthcare.
Which would you choose?

Take the Luddpill.

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>>132179870
Aaaaaand... the trilogy is complete!

>>132179470
I don't know what it is but she's really good looking in the Black Dress in her Babooshka music video

>>132180183
>he says on a computer

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Gonna buy a proper lighter, lads (always used chuckables).

Should I go St. George or Union Flag?

I'm going to try and fall asleep listening to LBC now. Hopefully someone can call in and troll it up a bit but I'm quite sleepy now.

Goodnight.

>>132180417
Night lad

>>132180417
Night. I should probably go too, got a shitty day at work tomorrow helping literal third worlders and illegals get their hands on taxpayer funds.

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>>132180183
But then how would I watch the entire first season of The Day Today in a single day, today?

>>132180417
Night lad, will be listening out for you on O'Brian tmoz

>>132179808
britpol needs more smokers and less gymrat manlets desu

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>>132180410
Whatcha mean lad, like a zippo? I'd personally go with the Union (not a Jack unless it's flown on a ship apparently) because I relate more to it and with the additional bonus of triggering Celtic fans and Taigs.

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>>132180410

Timpsons do free engraving when you buy a zippo

>>132180326
Computers aren't necessarily bad. There's nothing inherently wrong with new technology.

There's nothing inherently good about it either.
Do you really feel that Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, Instagram, e-celebrities, YouPorn, etc. enhance your life?

We need to be more careful about which technologies we adopt. Allowing single mothers to show their vaginas at 100,000 fans on Instagram helps absolutely no one in the long run. But again - imagine if we gave today's medical advances to people living in the 17th century. They would live such wholesome and fulfilled lives.

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>>132180736

>tfw both a smoker and a gymcel

fuck that manlet shit though

>>132181032
How many per day?

What's the average height in the uk lads? Am I manlet at 5'10"?

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>>132181083
Rollies la, 4 or 5 a day, more if I'm bevvying.

>>132179217
Lol it is yeou, wheou are being unreasonable

>>132180645
Chris Morris is based.
There are definitely good positive uses for modern technology. I'm not disputing that. My point is that not ALL modern technology is inherently good or worthwhile. And yet we all have to adopt it.

Would you say the same thing if you'd spent the day watching Celebrity Love Island or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RM1oTw6fPg

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>>132180736
This.

>>132180910
The triggering is tempting...

>>132180925
Not one near me, sadly.

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>>132180965
>They would live such wholesome and fulfilled lives.

>>132181246
5'10" is pretty much the cut-off for manlet

Just got round to watching QT, fucking hell that Canary bitch could not shut up for half a second.

>>132181525
Oh wow, it's almost as if humans were animals, and giving those animals more and more and more power and reach (for the sheer sake of it) wasn't a good idea :^)

>>132181548
can you imagine what life must be like being permanently triggered like that?

>>132181548
Also check my fucking plusses.

>>132181742
You could admit you were BTFO.

>>132182012
That is quite sexy.

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>>132181310
Lad what the fuck is that video. I will not accept 'art' as an answer.' I see your point though, it's the classic 'you can, through technology, now listen to every piece of music ever recorded and archived yet you choose to gorge on vacuous pop trash.' In terms of 'artistic creations' in regards to tech, really it becomes the disgression of the individual and taste as well as matters of trends and accessibility that are the defining factors in what is consumed. But you're right, most folk wouldn't choose to sit down and digest the genuis of Morris' satire despite it all being on youtube.

Talking of chuckle-huts, reposting this from earlier today as this is pre oppressively PC Boshevik Broadcasting Corp comedy gold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok8R7jNFOPs

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>>132181742
No wait. Let me guess.
You were just acting stupid.

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S'up biscuitboys, Amerifat here

I'm partly sorry for your mass influx of turd-worlders, but in a world with a failing globalist economy what can ya do? So I'm curious - how many times in your personal lives do you have to deal with muslims niggering in public whether they're picking fights or firebombing paddywagons?

>>132182231
Never. Not a Poorthener.

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Right, going to hit the sack lads. A day on the cards of refining myself physically and mentally tomorrow. Sweet dreams and toodle-pip.

>>132181742
in what universe did technology empower us because i want to live there please

>>132182231

Never. Black man spat at me once though when I was biking back from the gym.

>>132182231
Pretty much never where I live, which is surprising considering where I live.

>>132182330
So the South has no problems with niggers and Muslims?

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>>132182417
Reeeeeeeeeee.

>>132182231

Nah I've never actually had any shit off them, once a black bloke actually put his arm out to stop be getting knocked down on a back road where there's hardly any traffic. I know, I thought I was being mugged at first.

In the UK black people are a real minority in most places outside some London boroughs, there's a lot more Muds though and while I've never had any shit off them I know people who've seen them trying to pick girls up. They tend to keep to themselves otherwise, until they get to the magic 10% number and we have chimpouts daily.

>>132182231
I delt with quite a few at university, most were okay tier, but those were mostly "nominal" muslims that either wanted to get away from their shithole countries and laws or were draft dodgers.

Now, the fucking Nigerian niggers, every single one got kicked out for cheating. I literally got one kicked out myself because we got stuck with him on a group project and did fuck all.

>>132179217
MISSUS NESBITT!!

>>132182805
We probably are at 10% now. It's been a long time since the last survey and they don't account for the trillion illegals that are here.

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>>132179217

>>132182028
You've entirely missed my point. I don't blame you; the Luddpill isn't for everyone.

From an evolutionary perspective, there's almost nothing between us and cavemen. We're still the exact same mammal. Modern man has only existed for 200,000 years (a blink of an eye in terms of evolution - for reference, the crocodile is unchanged in 4.2 million years). Our brains are still built to fear sabre-tooth tigers and fire.

Humans are great at solving logical puzzles - but so are birds and other mammals (eg. crows and dolphins). Snapchat and Instagram don't make us better than other animals. Programming is just pure logic.

Do you really think that a (basically) caveman brain is ready to handle infinite information and reach? Nope, no fucking way. We aren't built for it.

To address your original point: alcohol is still technology. In fact, alcohol was only discovered around 9,000 years ago (again, we're over 200,000 years old).

Humanity isn't biologically ready for the 21st century.

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>>132181310
This is why I cringe at people who say art is subjective, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, etc. Aesthetics are a real, quantifiable thing. While there are nuances between what is "ideal," no one would dare sat that a painting by Frederic Edwin Church is worse or "subjectively less breathtaking" than a painting by a SJW at art college.

>>132182843
>Nigerians
The clue is in the name friend.

>>132182330
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>>132182581
>>132182805
I am pleasantly surprised. Now you guys actually go outside to give yourself a chance to be exposed to them so that's nice to know that you aren't reaching Germany tier. I remember a German friend telling me that somebody stole his balcony chair. His chair. From his high balcony. It just fucking disappeared one day even though they'd have to get through his apartment.

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>>132182805
>In the UK black people are a real minority in most places outside some London boroughs, there's a lot more Muds
He was asking how we deal with mulims niggering, not niggers.

>>132182913

I think being realistic we're at over 6% and by 2021 we may be at 8% which is irrecoverable by demographic standards.

That's the point where Islam has become permanent in this country.

>>132183108
Nah, we are Germany tier in many places.

>>132183229
And being realistic I think we're already at or near 10%, It was 4.4% of the UK population in 2011 and since then fuck loads more have come and potentially millions of illegals too.

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>>132182913
10%?

I did over 80 job apps last week, and NOTHING.

How the fuck do you get a job!?

>>132183108

Probably just blew off.

I doubt anyone would go to all that shit for a deckchair and not break into his flat.

>>132179217
quick rundown on this guy in op picture

>>132181298

YOU LOATHESOME FAT UGLY BITCH MAY YOU BURN IN HELL

>>132183343

M8 they did a mid census in 2016 and we were at 5% so unless Pajeet is keeping half of Bengal in his basement I don't think we're at anywhere near 10%.

>>132182151
I just watched that, it's really funny.
Also makes you realise how quickly the BBC (and British culture) has fallen. The last series was in 2012, but (as the video says), this would never be tolerated on the current BBC.

Anyone who says "SJWs are just a meme, they have no real power" needs a bullet in the back of their head, along with the rest of the SJWs.

>>132182458
Technology is adopted based on its efficiency.
To assume that technological progress is inherently good is to assume that it's inherently good to complete the original task more efficiently.
Would a more efficient gas chamber be considered "inherently good progress"? :^)

>>132183367
No idea, I gave up on that and just claimed disability bennies.

I'm literally autistic so it's not like I'm faking anything.

I don't get a huge amount less than I was earning when I had a job after tax anyway.

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Lads

Guess what time it is

>>132183489
In 2007 London School of Economics produced a report in which they claim to believe there are nearly half a million illegals in the country at the time. It's been ten years since then and we've had two massive waves of migration in to Europe as well as a series of other smaller events. Then, according to the Home Office, 250,000 illegals "drop off the radar" every year in the UK. This all adds up to paint a picture of millions of illegals in the UK, which would send that 5% mid-census through the bloody roof.

>>132183865

19 minutes past 3

Why lad?

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>>132183953
Milk time

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>>132184000

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Who knew the "dossing outside the local offie with the lads" pose dated back to the 18th century

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>>132184078

>>132183865
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>>132184106
>he lost his seat
the absolute state of the lib dems

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>>132184106

>>132183367
It takes on average 60 job applications to get an interview.
If you're as autistic as I am, it will take over 15 interviews to get a job.

You need to understand that there are hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people applying every job (especially entry-level jobs). Unless you're the perfect candidate (over-educated, over-motivated, under-employed, charismatic, and underpaid), you're shit out of luck.

You won't get anywhere on merit. See if you can find a family connection who can get you shitty placeholder job, or you'll be on the dole for the rest of your life.

>>132184132
He still has his seat though?

>>132183917

Okay well lets take the worst possible figure, lets pretend they're right, so we have 750,000 undocumented migrants as the US would call them (500,000 illegals and 250,000 who have overstayed their visa).

That's 1.25% of 60 million.

So even if they were all Muds, which they won't be since most will be EU citizens, then it could only be 6.5% at the absolute most and that is the worst case scenario.

>>132184333
Apologies, I somehow confused milkman with clegg. What's the origin of the milk meme anyway?

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>>132183367
>Did you remove male and white? I now identify as black and female. Sheeeeeite. Those white people ring me up to offer me jobs now. Also, attach a photo like picture enclosed.
t.Lateesha Marley.

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>>132184448
No worries. I wouldn't expect a foreigner to give a shit about our laughable 3rd/4th party anyway.

https://twitter.com/youngvulgarian/status/641905146109251584

>>132184611
I'm not a foreigner

>>132184335
>250,000 who have overstayed their visa
No, the Home Office said "250,000 per year" not "this year". So it's 500,000 from 2007 + any more accrued since then plus 250,000 per year for X years.

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>>132183489
1 in 5 didn't return the form. The gov't has literally no idea how many illegals there are. Any idea how many died in Grenfell? I'll wait?

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How big is your farron folder lads?

>>132184743
Didn't mean it as an insult pal.
Just that it would be strange for a non-Brit to still care about Nick Clegg in [current year].
He's a very stale meme in Britain. There's absolutely no way in hell that the Australian news would be talking about him now.

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>>132183865
Is it time for a quickie?

>>132184869
>Any idea how many died in Grenfell?
>muslims get mad that muslims died in grenfell
>muslims love the idea of death
How can one religious group be so retarded that they get angry at people that did their people a bloody big favour?

>>132184928
Don't have one, only got about 8 pictures on my computer.

>>132184928
It's barren

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>>132184928
>TIM FALLON

>>132180183

I agree with you but it's hard to stop.

>>132185176
someone please add JUST hair to this

>>132184869
I'd club that seal

>>132185216
These technologies take root because they appeal to innate and primal parts of our brains. There is no purely logical reason for someone to use Facebook or Instagram. These are sophisticated technologies for sophisticated animals. Nothing more.

It's hard to stop in the same way that heroin is hard to stop. I don't blame you. Your brain is simply hardwired to crave it.

The trick is to agree, as a society, to destroy and bury these poisons. But good luck with that - it's like taking heroin from a smackhead.

Just let UKIP end. It's like watching the dog you grew up with going through his last days.

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>>132184182
60 applications? 600 more like. At least that was until the village black faced. Now we all work in top jobs for the City Council.

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T H I N G S

Post shitty club music that you still like.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPplk7qiD8

>US foreign policy is irrational

umm, no sweetie

it's explained quite nicely here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i-RF6EhLZs

>>132186320
What has this got to do with British politics?

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>>132185614
>I'd club that seal
How very 1470's of you. Hunting seals has changed since then, lad.

>>132186219
Grew up on this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyln_mMMhws

I don't like it, but the memories make me happy.

>>132186219
dumb chav detected

>>132186435
>I don't like it, but the memories make me happy.
Exactly, it's a nostalgia trip. If this shit wasn't so common in my young days I wouldn't punish my eardrums with it now.

>>132186474
Even the most sophisticated men sleep in regular beds.

>>132186406
US owns the world and the UK is a puppet of America.

>>132186808
I'll ask again, what has this got to do with British politics?

>>132186808

Ah, so we can all blame you for how fucked up the West is?

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>>132186219
Niggers with whistles.

>>132179217
>breakaway party

Why don't they just join the libdems? They support the same shit.

>>132179217
>Blairites to form breakway party

Perfect! The left is eating itself alive, Tory governments forever!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umAL-6-j1Ew

>>132187106
Blairites are in a perpetual purity spiral.

>>132187418
>Tory governments forever!
Not worthy of celebration.

>>132187106
No because the Lib Dems are pro-EU and the Blairites are... Wait
The Blairites are pro-open border and the Lib Dems are... Hang on a second
The Lib Dems support gay marriage and other socially liberal policies, but the Blairites... No, let me think...
The Blairites support increased public spending while the Lib Dems...

Fuck off fascist.

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>>132186435
Jungle that shit up. I'm raving like a loon. Surrounded by my black brothers. Whistling my lungs out. J-U-N-G-L-E. Pass the fucking Es, lad.

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If I can do all this, will I be /fit/?

>>132187872
>200 squats
>100 pushups
>20 pullups
>200 situps
In what timeframe?

>7min worko
What?

>>132187601
I know Tories aren't perfect, but it's better than the open border rich hating leftist cucks.

>>132186667
>Even the most sophisticated men sleep in regular beds.
Maybe so. Most of those beds are in houses that belong to them, and not to houses that belong to their Councils however. You Chav Scum.

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>>132187872
Without a doubt. Try getting it done once a week, then twice, then 3 times ect until you can do it daily. Its ok to take breaks btw. Its not like you need to do 200 situps at once, do reps.

>>132188164
>You Chav Scum.
Is a chav still a chav if he doesn't hang around with other chavs?

>>132188074
Tories are open borders poor hating fuckers, so hardly any better. One party rapes you and the other penetrates you without consent.

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>>132187418
>conservative "reduced" immigration policies

Slightly less pakistanis in exchange for shitloads more poles- who could turn that deal down?

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>>132188316
>Is a chav still a chav if he doesn't hang around with other chavs?
Does Eminem sing like a Nigger?

>>132188316
I thought the Tories were split on Brexit

As for the poor, I'm on the fence on that issue. Part of me says they should be helped but part of me also believes that if you're poor in 21st century western society, you just suck with money.

>>132187872
If you can do that without becoming out of breath then yes you're fit. Simply being able to do it wouldn't be a measure of fitness.

>>132187872
What do you want to be fit for?

"Fit" is a very vague word.

Are you looking to join the Armed Forces or police?
Or do you just want to be a e s t h e t i c?

For option 1, select:
http://www.nhs.uk/LiveWell/c25k/Pages/couch-to-5k.aspx

For option 2, select:
https://www.muscleandstrength.com/workouts/jason-blaha-ice-cream-fitness-5x5-novice-workout

Remember that we can't help you unless you help us.

>>132188607
>Part of me says they should be helped but part of me also believes that if you're poor in 21st century western society, you just suck with money.
If you can't get a job because the local positions have been filled up with the over-inflated population so you're forced to travel miles to get a job but you can't because you have other monetary obligations - maybe looking after your elderly family member because to Government doesn't care to help the elderly - so now you're stuck without a job and then along comes the law demanding your BBC license fee and if you can't pay for it you get thrown through the courts which lands you in debt up to your eyeballs so you get angry and go on Facebook and make an angry post about how you feel immigration has dashed your hopes for a job and then the police come to your door and throw you in prison for a year and when you get out you really can't get a job because you have a criminal record and nobody wants to hire someone with the wrong opinion these days - does that mean you're bad with money?

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>>132179217

>>132189016
Just curious, did you go to university? Did you study something actually useful (ie not arts or english)?

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>>132189196

wtf...?

>>132189222
Nah, never went to University. Left school and went to college but I couldn't stand it so I just started working.

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>>132189255
What is this supposed to be?

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>>132189387

I'm not black, cunt

>>132189474
You look black to me anon.

>>132189760

??????

>>132189784
I think I was pretty clear in what I said.

>>132189784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPhXA2zHCU

>>132189474
literally somali tier nigger

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>>132189474
>this is considered white in brazil

>>132189474
nigger

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>>132189474
>I'm not black, cunt
But you are from the poor people's flats, aren't you?

>starting a new job in London
>look for somewhere to live while doing it
>prices starting at £3000 pcm, to rent

What the fuck are you lot doing down there? Why is the economy so shafted and fucked up? I will literally have to commute an hour just to get to work at this rate.

>>132190129

This picture's somewhat old. No. Live in a penthouse and study at st paul's.

>>132189016
Ok fantasy aside, your government already provides a ton of gibs. So if you're born in a bad situation, you can get a free ride until adulthood. Meaning if you take advantage of it, you can get a good education and a good job and not have to rely on shitty local jobs. But if you waste your opportunity and use your gibs on stupid things like Nikes and flatscreen TVs you just suck with money.

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For fucks sake, lads, I just did something very, very, very, very, very, very stupid.

In my family's living room we have a fan, that we've got out for the summer, argos, twenty quid, stands about 4 feet high, all told.

Now the face of the thing is EXACTLY the height of my penis, no, I'm not 8 foot, the actual fan bit is about a foot and a half wide.

Before I go on, just so you don't get your hopes up, nothing got chopped off, no blood, no anything.

So anyway, I decide, for some reason, that I REALLY want to cum on this fan. I don't know why, just the idea of it with my cum hanging off of it seems funny to me for some reason.

So I get up, when I'm near the end of my wank, and pull myself over the edge, showering this slutty fan in my seed. It felt so good, I don't have an attraction to fans or anything, I just wanted to see if I could hit it, as usually I just dribble cum out, but for some reason I shot that fucker like it was the sole purpose of our species.

So I sit down, in euphoric after glow, I achieved my goal, I had a fun time doing it, a few minutes later I get up to inspect the damage, and I've well and truly fucked myself.

Somehow my semen shot through the retard guard and landed PERFECTLY on one of the blades, all of it. I don't even know how, I expected it to dangle off the guard and me to get it in a bit of kitchen roll, oh no, this is more intricate.

So I think rationally, I'll just go get a screwdriver and undo the guard, wipe the jizz off the blade, screw it back on, and nobody will be any the wiser.

Guess what? It uses those Jap tiny fucking screws you need a specialist tool to get in or out of it.

So my options now are limited to:

1. Have my parents wake up, see this, and have to explain how semen got on it.

2. Turn the fucker on, and hope it doesn't go literally everywhere.

3. Spend the next three hours fashioning some sort of cotton wool on a stick cleaning mechanism to wipe the blade down.

Pic related, my pregnant GF, I suppose.

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>>132190377
>Live in a penthouse and study at st paul's.
Wow. You are so lucky. I suppose you have your own gym too. You remind me of a cunt called Pubes that comes on here everyday at exactly this time, just to annoy people.

>>132179217
Question for you anglos: Is there such thing as honorary anglo? I want to move to England when I'm done with school and settle down there. I consider myself a loyalist and support the Empire. Is there an honorary status for people like myself?

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>>132190481
>fashioning some sort of cotton wool on a stick cleaning mechanism
If only something like this already existed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4RLfVxTGH4

>>132190481
>I decide I REALLY want to cum on this fan
this is one of the most autistic yet amusing things I've ever seen on /pol/, so I'm going to assume it's not real. Bravo if it is though.

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>>132190481
Oh great….. The moronics are waking up.

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>>132190840
If you're not memeing, then yes.

Brit/pol/ tends to dislike "civic nationalists" (as opposed to ethnonationalists). But civics are undeniably much better than what we have now.
You would be very welcome as long as you did you part.

>>132190481
turn it on, it's fine

>>132190757

I mean, you called me dirt poor.

>can't get any sleep
>phone call from sister at half three she had to go to a&e for something relatively minor
>want to call in to james o brien later on

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUoEvsBJgwk
Someone needs to sort the no border cunts out

>>132190394
>Ok fantasy aside
>let me tell you about your country

>>132190840
No, it's meme for /pol/. We're a race of people, not a faggy University giving out honourary degrees so that some famous prick can drum up more money for us. You can earn a place among us and be well liked but you're not an honourary anything, you're whatever you are. Sorry mate.

>>132191247
Not meming at all friendo, ever since I went to England for the first time I knew that it was the place for me. My dream is to move to Surrey after I finish school and work as a pilot at Heathrow.

>>132191405
>83,000 people have been rescued in the med
No, they've been plucked out of the water within single digits miles of the desert. They are being brought here on purpose, not rescues.

>>132191357
>>can't get any sleep
iktfb

>Go to bed
>Too hot
>Take duvet out of sheet
>Too cold
>Put duvet half on sheet
>Slightly too hot
>Take duvet slightly off sheet
>Slightly too cold

Just kill me

>>132191460
>complaining about being told about your country

Anon that's what happens when you live in a top tier country, I have to deal with it all the time. You do too.

>>132191640
Just stop assuming you know how it is to live here when you don't. I told you that story about how people can become poor because it happened to someone I know, without the bit about getting locked up for the wrong opinion. Though that does happen. You might despise the poor because you're told to but I've lived among them all my life and the vast majority of the ones I've known were never shit with money - were never greedy people - they were just simply up shit creek without a paddle.

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>>132190857
Why are Ted Talks always shit, and aimed at retards?

>>132191865
Watch this all the way through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFhR1fKWG0

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>>132191520
Well then you would be very welcome in this country.

But please (for your own sake) do your research before moving here. It's either rains all the time or scorching all the time, and the daylight hours are very strange.

In the winter, it gets dark around 4PM (with days upon days of endless rain). In the summer, the sun comes up around 3.30AM and it doesn't get dark until after 10PM (with days upon days of 30+ degree temperature).

The weather here is weird, which is why we're always talking about it. It's half tropical, half arctic.

>>132191034
jesus christ, what the fuck is that thing?

>>132192002
The climate's similar to New York minus the constant rain. But I don't mind it at all.

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guys. they claim that UK economic growth has slowed down and is stagnating, but they're also saying immigration is a boost to the economy

i think we're bing tricked

>>132191810
Socialism breeds absolute cunts. I'm not claiming to know shit but a sense of national identity and love for ones country usually gets people active instead of being a blackpill burke

>>132192420
It's Q1 growth, always a low point in the UK's fiscal year.

>>132192482
I'm not advocating Socialism, I'm not advocating anything. I'm simply explaining that being poor doesn't mean it was you that took all the wrong turns, that it was you was stupid and greedy.

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Thoughts?

>>132192350
Top lad, come on over then.

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>>132192600
Oh sorry I came to the thread late for comfy hours and presumed you were talking about socialism

>>132192798
Just Nige having some fun I reckon, trying to rile up the Corbynites who seem to not know that Corbyn wants to leave the EU.

>>132192874
No worries laddy.

>>132192798

He axed them only because they didn't toe the line, doesn't really matter that it happened to be over Brexit.

>>132191357
Is she fit?

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>>132192904
I think he has a soft spot for him

The problem with socialism is they advocate the literal opposite values needed for it to work. Ideally you want one fully working male, happily married to a woman who breeds and raises the next generation, and so on and so forth. Instead they advocate women working, LGBT, marriage being an "outdated concept" (unless it's for scat fetishist nonces in which case it's progressive as fuck), abortions, child free life styles, etcetera. So instead of a steady growing population which will sustain socialism you have a sharply declining population which can't pay for it's own elderly care and relies on a ponzi scheme of perpetually growing migration to even show a facade of functionality.

>>132191810
I don't despise the poor at all, my family's been poor too. My grandfather went on welfare when switching jobs to make sure my family was taken care of. My father worked every day of the week because my mother retired to take care of us and we had a mortgage to pay. We didn't take welfare, but money was certainly tight. I understand that shit happens and people like that deserve help.

Who I don't want to help are the niggers who get everything for free and use the gibs for shoes and iphones. Or the illegals who don't know a word of Queen's English, work off the books and send their gibs back to the shithole they came from.

>>132192809
Will do, first round's on me! Are we watching the rugby or the socc- football match?

>>132193406
>Who I don't want to help are the niggers who get everything for free and use the gibs for shoes and iphones. Or the illegals who don't know a word of Queen's English, work off the books and send their gibs back to the shithole they came from.
I agree completely with you.

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>>132193494

>>132193322
Nige knows what's coming and is trying to be treated to a fast execution rather than rotting in the gulag.

>>132193395
>Instead they advocate women working, LGBT, marriage being an "outdated concept" (unless it's for scat fetishist nonces in which case it's progressive as fuck), abortions, child free life styles, etcetera.

That's more just social liberalism than socialism

>>132193776
>death
>99% chance of death whilst attempting an epic italian job escape
I'd take the latter. You can always attack a guard and be shot to death anyway.

>>132193711
Nothing immoral about getting drunk and watching soccer.

>>132193854
>implying the two aren't hand in hand
Sick of this meme that Socialism isn't inherently anti-natalistic/pro "egalitarianism".
One of the first things the Soviet Union did was legalize homosexuality. It's intrinsic with the doctrine, along with all the other anti-nuclear family practices.

Granted, Stalin stopped it to a large degree, at the same time he purged the party of Jews like Trotsky. But that doesn't change the fact the entire cabal of the initial Soviet government were all intending to destroy the traditional man-woman family and gender roles.

>>132191988
Thanks for that RS. I thought it was a show with a Ted skit at first. Genuine lol moments.

>>132191988
Not sure what the overall point was but it had a few keks in there.

>>132193395
>child free life styles
What I find particularly humourous is that the very same people who advocate for child free lifestyles are the ones who advocate for mass immigration because more people means a better economy. You can't make this shit up.

>>132194424
Yeah it's really funny, all the moments where he almost breaks character and laughs as well.
Sam Hyde is a red pilled af

>teaching african refugees how to programme javacript
>finding out how to use maglev trains to get resources to the moon

>>132192142
I'm not sure Science has come up with a name yet. It's like a Goblin with an elongated lower half.

>>132192142
>what the fuck is that thing?
A 10/10 in Bongland.

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>>132194666
It's honestly pretty sad to see. 20 something women acting like whores in nightclubs because "I don't want to settle down yet.", 30 something stretched out women who can't find anybody because they now want to settle down, and 40 something women using IVF and sperm donors to play granny to a retarded unnatural kid and wishing she'd settled when she still had her virtue and looks rather than waste her prime "having fun".

I will honestly never understand how it's sexist to not want to subject women to trivial work and instead put them on a pedestal as the harbinger of the new generation of our species. Which is more important, working in a call centre or continuing the existence of humanity? Apparently, to feminists, the former.

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>>132192142

The next generation of Americans... it's beautiful.

We've managed to genetically remove the parietal lobe, ending all intelligent brain function and making them shitposting super soldiers

>>132183436
Topkek

>>132191865
>Why are Ted Talks always shit, and aimed at retards?

You mistake all TED talks with the ones people thought were on your level.

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>>132194775
>They're sexualizing young girls, and its getting to the point where even I have a problem with it. It shouldn't be that way.

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>>132194849

That's a Hobgoblin senpai.

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>>132195610
I prefer Rightly So's answer.

>>132196213
I wonder why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpnxd31y0Fo

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>mummy still in government

Umm, why hasn't she resigned yet?

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>>132196529
I'll be honest with you. Ted talks remind me of pointless business meetings that I have been to, to discuss efficiency for example, where 15 senior managers waste an hour, to be lectured on budgets by somebody from personnel, who is probably in debt and has another 5 years of student loans to pay off. Most people with even a modicum of intelligence despise these meetings and prefer not to role-play like gay faggots.

>>132197540
Sounds like your life sucks.

Maybe if you were less of a prick you would be giving the talk and not having your juniors lecture you.

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>>132197453
FIELDS
OF
WHEAT

>>132197810
My life is pretty good tbqh. I trained many geochemists and petrogeologists in my time. As time progressed more of these shitty Ted types appeared, and everything was communicated by email. Nobody worth any salt liked these meetings. They wasted too much valuable time.

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Can I get your honest opinions on this?

I feel like the rest of the world sees America as some kind of giant Monster Truck rally or something

>>132198695
>geochemists and petrogeologists
Tempted to say something quite rude about your field.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DGgvE6hLAU

>>132197540

Yeah they remind me of the conferences I used to go to, it's basically just circle jerking for minor research and making the number at the conference up.

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>>132185029
The problem is that they didn't die fighting, or in a halal way.
Being burned a ls a pretty shitty death, even in Islam

>>132199015
I think it's fucking hilarious and I love him for it. People are throwing nonsense at him, he throws nonsense back.

>>132199686
where can I find more webms like that?

>>132199258
>Tempted to say something quite rude about your field.
I'll wait.

>>132199686
I just imagine a comedy skit where a random muslim and a white giy are going to die anyway, so he asks if he can honour kill him to get his 72 virgins. Then it's revealed the white guy is an edgy meme pagan and asks if he can kill him to get to valhalla, and in the end they both cut each others throats.

>>132199396
I always liked the technical ones where you wasted days and they presented you with a Certificate of Attendance certificate at the end of the course.

Is Pat Condell /ourguy/ or what?

>>132200201

Well my background's in history so all we got was a guest speaker if we were lucky.

Morning lads. Another beautiful morning in Birminghamistan. Woken by the call to prayer

>>132200221
>votes however will piss off the most liberals

Pretty much.

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>>132199865
I'd try /sg/ but a majority of the posters don't wake up for another couple hours.
That fails, there's liveleak and YouTube, FSA rebels love putting videos of them getting "martyred"

>>132199998
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p24xb

>>132200489

> No videos for 3 months.

Did they get him?

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>>132200467

>>132200680
Maybe, mummy probably got him with her jew protection legislation.

>>132200926

He supports Israel though.

>>132201127
Delet this.

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>>132201251
What is it with conservatives and the Jewish state?

>>132201445
It's some weird tie in with Christianity, they believe that when Jesus comes back he wont want any Muzzies there.

>>132201445

I think it's just that Jews don't run us over in vans, behead us or molest our children.

>>132182231
I saw a Muslim yesterday.

I was actually tempted to run him down, but I didn't want to get my car dirty.

>>132202068
They will cut the ends of you child's dick off, though they appear to not do that so much in the UK.

>>132202231

Well don't let them near your kids dick then, it's not rocket science.

Muds are on another level, why the fuck the government keeps importing these cunts I have no idea.

Will they only do something when an MP's head ends up on a pike?

Nick Ferrari bringing the bantz

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

Is your sister pretty Rightly? Ask her to set you up with someone.

>>132205288
>>132205378

> Bants
> Grenkebab again...

Fuck me, I'm sick of hearing about this shit, I don't even think the Germans went on this much about Dresden.

Also that guest is a fucking idiot by saying this is 'a special case'.

>>132206379
>I don't even think the Germans went on this much about Dresden.
kek

>>132205378
I like you as a tripfag but why/how are you always on here? Do you have a job?

>>132207346
He's a NEET on benningtons.

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morning bongs, what you eatan, drinkan?

>>132207346
I am here all the time because I have a deep interest in politics. It's much better than having an interest in reality television and that consuming lots of my time. Also bennies.

>>132207513
Why are you on bennies? You don't seem retarded?

>>132183108
Who would steel a balcony chair and nothing else
It probably blew off

>>132207592
OCD and probably autism

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>>132207632
That's depressing to hear.

Well if an autist like Graham Stanier can make it on national tv, I am sure you can too.

>>132207439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr-PSjHEk_M&list=PLXEe9gEX_-A1AXikG95a0CboTeecchG88

Lammy is really laying it on thick with his anti-white "arguments" against the Grenfell judge.

>>132207984
David "Henry VII succeeded Henry VIII" Lammy

>>132188607
Brexit is just a step in the right direction
The EU was never the big cause of our problems
The immigration that no one likes (Muslims) has always been controlled by our national government

>>132189474
>>>/a/frica

Got my bit on LBC recorded and uploading to youtube if anyone wants to listen again or missed it the first time.

It was about Austerity. I was sticking up for it.

>>132189474
Nice watch, cut your fingernails though.

>>132208328
Vocaroo is also a good option but it deletes after about 3 months.

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>"meme magic isn't re..."

>>132208512
Just another crypto-neo-con like Boris.

>>132208328

>defending arbitrary cuts to public spending despite Greece proving how horribly that turns out

But why.

>>132208420

Well it's already on youtube, just checking quality.

>>132208607

I don't defend it. I said it was needed, but done terribly.

I was defending austerity as a concept, not the way tories did it.

Wew
BBC news being semi redpilled on Rochdale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncy33PeKnXY

Well, here it is anyway.

who could be against living within your means?
I get that libertarians could be against government-"enforced" living within your means but surely it's something you should be doing anyway

>>132208672

But even as a principle austerity is harmful to any nation that tries it.

Shrinking the economy is not how you pay off debt.

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>Liz Kendall, 46, Labour’s MP for Leicester West, has revealed that she was threatened with deselection as an MP within 48 hours of the general election on June 8.

>>132208767
>>132208843

Watch

>>132208872
so?

>>132208795

No one is against living within your means, but I'll tighten my belt as soon as we're all wearing the same trousers.

>female detective taling about rape gangs on lorraine

redpilling early i see, Lorraine

>>132208767
KEK

You're a massive toff.

>>132209260
Are they talking about the Rochdale documentary
BBC had one of the writers on she saying Rochdale was a race problem

>>132208872
>tfw deselections may not have just been a Brit/pol/ meme

Man, this GE was such a missed opportunity.

>>132209428
yeah. the detective said we need police reform and if it were her son who raped a 12 year old he'd go to jail instead of being free

>>132209373

I wouldn't make fun of you for sounding common.

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>>132202537
>Will they only do something when an MP's head ends up on a pike?


You know it

Re rochdale, isn't there supposed to be a documentary on bbc soon? Like the true story behind 3 girls, or has that already been on?

Morning lads, have you figured out how to revive a rotting corpse yet?

>>132209763
tomorrow or tonight at 8 on bbc 1 i fink

>>132209763
It's on tomorrow I think, they're getting detectives on TV talking about grooming gangs to build up mad hype.

Your daily Grenfell update:
Yesterday we were told that there would be no prosecutions for residents who were illegally subletting their flats.
Today the calls for Sir Martin Moore-Bick, the head of the Grenfell inquiry, have risen since David Lammy pointed out that the retired judge was a white man so he isn't suitable for the job. Lammy has asked for him to be replaced with an ethnic-minority professional judge with experience of living in council estates.
Also any legal representation sought by the families will be fully -and directly - paid for by the government and will not simply be left to legal aid.

>>132208767
You talk like a posh poof.

>>132209982
>>132209763

jus checked tonight at 8 on bbc1

>>132209840
>>132209763

It's on tonight.

Does anyone fancy a drinking game?

Every time it says 'this was cultural not religious' have a shot.

Every time it says 'not all Muslims' have two shots.

If it says 'religious of peace' just clean the whole cabinet out.

>>132209982
>>132210051
Cheers lads
Sounds like it could be good brit/pol/ viewing

>>132209617
I'm a cunt I know, what can I say? Good Rees-Mogg impression though, lad. Yet it still needs some work.

>>132210044
Most of the judges in this country are SJWs who think whites should be put at a disadvantage to non-whites. Based Lammy is only telling that judge that the rule applies to him, the judge, too.

Make no mistake, that judge would love to see you, a young white man, passed over for a job so that a minority could have it instead.

>>132210085
Alochol is haram

>>132208872
god I hope one of the Tory cucks grows a pair and actually ousts May, I cant wait to watch the blairite purge come next election

So Zerohedge is against Qatar. Surprises me. I haven't read about the story until now but ZH, which I mostly trust, is against Qatar, which surprises me given that the establishment is also against Qatar and I expected it to be a case of the establishment being in the wrong again.

New

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>>132210044
>Lammy has asked for him to be replaced with an ethnic-minority professional judge with experience of living in council estates.

Do we even have any of these?

>>132210085
the dectievite on BBC said about "asian gangs" and the issue of "race and class", i think it might be uncucked

>>132210466
>asian
still cucked

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I think what were witnessing here is a highly class divided society being given the tools to communicate with itself for the first time in ages

>>132199015
Ridiculous, childish, boneheaded, undignified, retarded. But not incitement to violence against journalists like some are suggesting.

>>132179217
Bubbles? What is that thing on your head?

How do brit neetbux/bennies compare to Australia? Centrelink is shit and it's impossible to be a NEET here. I'm considering moving to the UK if it's better.

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>>132179771
Nice try rightly