China cracks down on latest fad toy: toothpick crossbows

>>132174643
do you have any non-satirical sources?

Rock Paper Scissor

crossbow is degenerate

>>132174779
kek

>>132174643
can confirm, made one of those little bastards following a tutorial made for little kids and they are lethal, my doggo lost an eye cause of this and we had to sacrifice him

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>>132174643
No because it teaches kids consequence.
>Shoot your friend
>Friend kicks you in the balls
And you could eventually make fun games or pranks out of it. Chinese are just pussy Commies who need safe spaces. Believe me, you wouldn't see that crossbow being banned in Japan cause they're fucked up as it is.

>>132174643
I want one, who has a link?

>>132174643

this is unironically awesome

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>>132174643

What the fuck, I'm ordering one now.

I didn't even know those existed.

>>132175214
what am i looking at?

>>132175214
search for "toothpick crossbow"
all 4 amazon pages have 404'd.
fucking CNN ruining cool shit

>>132175343
Looks like a lighter turned single shot pistol.

>>132175214
I have seen one of these in action before, they had it during the war. You can guess why, it made me question ever using something from another person.
>Hey got a light.
>Brains everywhere.

>>132174643
You could make more powerful crossbows with pens and rubberbands

>>132175214
>carrying a loaded gun in your loose pocket
good idea

>>132174643
>mfw had these as a kid with my he-man action figures

>>132175508
He's already circumcised it doesn't matter

>>132174643
>===
This guy is a shill. He also has many posts where he'll right "STUDY:" somewhere in the OP. Don't trust his threads, and if you must post, at least use sage.

>>132174643
wait till these chinks find out you can make them with rubber bands

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>mfw droppshipping dangerous chinese shit toys for mad $$$

>>132175508
It has a safety pin, serkku.

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>>132174643
Huh Deja vu thread

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>>132174643

Ebay bitches!

Repeating Crossbow With Slingshot Model Toothpick Archery

>>132175025
>and we had to sacrifice him

to which god?

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>>132175782

I'm not a shill. I just like to keep my threads in an easily digestible format.

>>132175407
toothpickcrossbows.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP8VTy0F3ig

>they fear the crossbow can be loaded with sharp objects and cause real harm.

I know the Chinese are small, but didn't know they were that small

>>132174643
>global crisis
>manufacturing orders goes to shit
>government tells them to keep making shit no matter what
>end up making mini crossbows to sell to children
you literally cant make this shit up

fuck off shill. you'll die in the civil war, you know.