I IS BROWN

>>132170799

Courageous man braves racist gas station to procure cigarillos, is promptly gunned down by nazi policemen. Punctuated by a neighborhood bbq bloc party vigil.

>>132170799
it will be a made up story, portraying him as an innocent victim in order to incite violence and send some nigs over the edge in violent attacks on police and whites

>>132170799
I'm more surprised Trayvon hasn't gotten a movie yet.

>>132170799
WE HUZ HANDZ UP AND SHIET

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>>132170799
Fuck that monkey nigger

the trailer is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyfEVphpYKU

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>>132170799
*smacks lips* bix nood muhfugga We wuz steal swishers n sheeit

>>132171371
wtf did i just watch

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>>132171344

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>>132170799
>he was le gentle giant, a yung kang cut down in his prime

>>132170799
sheeit mang

dis it

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About time we had a sequel.

>>132171167
Too controversial

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>>132171371
WUT?

inglus kunta kentae

>Evil gas station worker got in the way of the cigarillos that he didn't pay for. On his way home a police officer was impeding his movement. Due to this, Mike Brown fought back against the man. In doing so he was shot, solely for the color of his skin, by a racist white cop. No other circumstances matter, only skin color. Mike Brown was a hero and a martyr that died to shine a light on the racist white supremacist society in modern day America.

Probably something like this.

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>>132170799
lol is this a fucking joke?

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>>132170799
It will undoubtedly show him going to school and struggling to get his homework done with all the chaos going on around in his neighborhood.
They will portray him as a hard working dindu who was just "tryin' to make it out", while being oppressed and stressed.

>>132170799
>trailer opens with generic rap song
>flashes of the ghetto in rapid succession
>"What wud u do if da whole systim wuz aganst ya?"
>flashes of cops arresting blacks
>"If da whole wurld wuz tryin ta keep ya down?"
>flashes of food stamp offices and welfare lines
>"Wuld ya stay down or do sumfin about it?"
>rap song intensifies as Mike enters the screen

You continue it guys

>>132171371
Is this what life is like in Africa?

In the film version, courgaeous African American police officer Michael Brown confronts white teenage thieves trying to rob a 7/11.

>>132171371
These pure niggers look and sound different from American niggers.

>>132172049

Are you the screenwriter?

Because this sounds legit like how it's going to go down.

>>132172057

Only in the nice parts

>>132170799
I can’t stop laughing.

HE DINDU NUFFIN – The Movie.

>>132172049
>Mike wears a lab coat
>little girl comes up to him
>"Dr. Brown! Dr. Brown!"
>"Yo just call me Mike, senpai."
>"Thank you for curing me from leukemia!"
>"Thats muh job, lil grill. Now excuse me, I have to go and feed the homeless."

I say we all go watch these movies on opening night and stand up and applaud when the nigger gets shot

Reminder the Amber Lamps incident movie changed the hero old white man into a beaner, and the bad guy nigger into a skinhead

>>132170799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BzqwOBneC4

>>132170799
Some "bad apple" friends (white friends is they're going to go full retard) will convince this otherwise "good boy with a bright future" to commit his first crime (lol) in stealing the cigars; violence being ignored of course (or done by someone else). Then he'll panic and the officer with a pre-existing racial bias against blacks will shoot him.

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>>132172668
I want to see this movie.

>>132172049
Fuck it I'll keep going

>Mike and his boys are sitting on the street
>"I gotta do sumthin man, my mamma needs some stuff but white man cut off her welfare"
>"Its aight man it'll be okay" Mikey says
>flashes to the store
>then flashes to Mike walking away with his homie
>"Excuse me sir can I speak with you for a second"
>loud bass
>trailer credits play

>>132172775
Wut?

>>132171652
3rd grade. is this real?

>>132172806
Why are leaf posters always so insightful compared to any other Anglo who's posting geocities tier memes or predictable reaction chimpouts? What makes leafs so smart? 1

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relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdNAhlqnxA0

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Mike Brown Movie Based on His Mother's Memoir

> His Mother's Memoir

sure it will be fill with %100 facts

stay woke

>>132171167

where's that greentext of a trayvon movie idea?

>>132170799
WE

>>132173077
Is this bait?

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>>132173456

>>132171167


*here

Man that thread was gold

>>132173523
Not everyone is a shart.

>>132173559
Holy kek lmao

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>>132173559
nice

>>132172966
>Brown's friend comes back, introduces his delinquent friend; Eugene.
>Narrator comes in
>See out here, it's no different than the Jungles in Africa
>"You've got your lions"
>Pans in on Latino friends
>"Your tigers"
>Pans in on negroes
>"And bears"
>Pans in on rednecks
>"And you ain't no Jungle if you don't have any poachers"
>Pans in on police squad car
>Pans in on police officer antagonist eating a fish fillet
>Police officer antagonist mutters with a full mouth
>"Boy, I am really looking forward to shoot a nigger today!"

Final scene

>Black guy running away.
>White cop after him.
>Nigger hating eyes.
>Hands up, don't shoot!
>I got this nigger.
>Gunshots
>Silence
>Camera hovers over the nig body
>Fade to black
>99% fresh on rt.

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>in a world

>>132174175
>cut to officer walking slowly through a forest
>while holding an "assault rifle"
>"Shhh..."
>"Be very, very quiet."
>"I'm hunting niggers!"

>>132170799
Wouldnt it be great if it told the story about how his mom and stepdad didnt want anything to do with raising him, and how he was raised by his grandma, who his parents robbed after she sold memorial shirts and made money. Like, what if the mpvie just told the real story?! Niggers would chimp the fuck out! It would be glorious!

>>132174409
>Mike Brown Nibbles on a deep fried chicken leg
>Uhhh, What's up Pham?

>>132173559
>It looks like your dog ate it
laughed.

Who was Mike Brown? I’m confusing him with that Trayvon guy.

>>132171167
There's a short film about him. It's.so ham fisted I could hardly stand it.

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>post credit scene
>mysterious new character watching tv
>shot of him sipping a beer as he watches coverage of chimpouts
>gets a call
>"Hello?"
>.......................
>"Yeah man I'm watching, its crazy"
>.......................
>"I'm pretty sure what I did was worse
>......................
>"can't believe I got away with it"
>biggest smirk on his face
>camera pans out
>first glance of character is middle aged hispanic
>its George Zimmerman

the dawn of the Dindu Cinematic Universe

>>132174885
he's the phd in swisher sweets and lotto tickets

>Mike pounces on Mr. Wilson
>"Wassup, I'm a nigger!"
>"Oho, you scared me."
>"Yeah, sure I did, hehehe, everyone's scared 'a niggers! Uh, who are you?"
>"I'm Darren Wilson."
>"Oh, Wilson, ehehe, sure. Uh, what's a Wilson?"
>"You're sitting on one."
>"I am? Oh, uh, glad to meetcha, name's nigger, N-I-double 'guh'-er. That spells nigger!"
>"But what IS a nigger?"
>"Well, uhoohoohoo, he asked for it!"

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>>132173077
Really oogaed my booga.

>>132172775
Fuck that had me seething

>>132170799
>he was a gud boi. dinndu nuffin: the movie

>>132175119
da turrible ting about niggers
is niggers is turrible tings
tops are made outta blubber
bottom is adorned with bling
they pounce and trounce shoot and loot
it's gun gun gun gun gun
the turrible thing about niggers is, im not the only one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kz2_oxv-SU

skip to 2:00

>>132172775

>hating on Danny Trejo

>>132175379
Lmao

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>>132175379

I'm crying

>>132170799
Thug Life!

>>132175453
>Butthurt beaner
gtfo of America

>>132175379
So many people I know think this is still how it happened. It literally makes no sense. How do people not know that he charged the officer and both autopsies came to that conclusion.

>>132170799
go ask /tv/ they have like 6 or 7 greentexts ready

a courageous martyr who sacrifices his life to protect the town of ferguson against a white supremacist cop who guns down black children

>>132170799
>All Shots on Me

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>>132174967
>George Zimmerman becomes the Thanos of Dindu Cinematic Universe

Phase I

Iron Kang
Iron Kang 2
Dawg
D.J. America:Da Furst Gangsta
The Gangstas

Phase II

Iron Kang 3
Dawg: The Power is Cut
D.J. America: Da Cold Nigga
Guardians of L.A.
Gangstas: Age of Alimony
Lil Nigga

Phase III

D.J. America: Race War
Dr. DRE
Guardians of L.A.: Track 2
Spider Nigga: Welfare Office
Dawg: Crystal Rock
White Wigger
Gangstas: Popo Warz

>>132176368

>implying i'm a butthurt spic

Trejo is /ourguy/ and a Trump supporter

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>>132171371
TEBAATSASULA
WALALALALALALALALA
WALALALALALALALALA

>>132175373
Wholesale kek

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>>132170799
>>132170799
(((warner bros)))

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>>132176804

>>132170799
https://youtu.be/008BPUdQ1XA

>>132176804
WHITE WIGGER

If only Jews actually had creativity and weren't just evil.

>>132170799
Innocent underprivileged black youth on way to church is gunned down by terminator like night watchman racist white supremist who wants all blacks to die. Cameos by Obama and Jay Z.

>>132176866
Spics arent human, they dont belong in this country
Are u ashamed of being a spic? how cute of you

>>132173559
This Jew can stay.

Unoriginal, Planet of the Apes has been around for decades.

>>132174585
This, desu senpai.

>>132170799

I IS NOT GOING TO IT.

Fuck this Jew shit.

>>132170799
>Church scene
>College scene
>Helping his momma out around the house
>"Officer, I understand why you are upset, just let me grab my bright orange wallet and show you my ID"
>"He's got a gun!"
>Gets shot
>Everyone cries all sad like
>Evil white grand jury lets cop off
>Candlelight vigil at scene of his death - fade to black

Thats how Id imagine it being

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>>132170799
Post working titles.

If it's Brown

Inna Back

Get Well Soon

>>132174506
Topkek

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>>132171895
All the whites will be portrayed by jewish actors
>>132171167
they can't get the licensing for skittle and arizona iced tea

>>132180797
does that mean the other Clark was a fake?

>>132170799
WB also had a FNAF movie (((in the works))), but nothing came of that either. (((In the works))) just means some jew producers bought the rights so that they could be the ones making money off the idea.

>>132181307
>arizona iced tea

It was actually an Arizona watermelon drink, but the media decided not to report it. True story.

>>132181307
>>132181881
Also, the official investigation into Brown's death determined that he had most likely stolen the skittles and watermelon drink.

>>132172049
>Generic rap song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mEx9FtuN0k
>He good boi and his life was taken from us.

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>>132173559
fucking kek
/pol/ 2012-13 was peak /pol/

>>132171937
>Fighting to concentrate on his differential calculus and relativity homework.
>Ominous incidental music.
>Hears gunshots and 'redneck' voices, hooting, "Kill them thar naygears! Yeehaw!"
>Bluegrass banjo picking incidental music.
>Tearfully opens his Barack Obama Special Edition Bible and prays to Obamajesus for strength and guidance.
>Black gospel choir chanting in the background
>Government checks immediately arrive in the mail.
>Off to da co'no sto' for skittles and Arizona iced tea.
>Upbeat thumping niggerbeat background music.

>>132174468

man he got what he deserved didn't he.

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>>132170799
>What will it be like?
Boring, dramatized, half-bullshit, and not worth my money.

Morgan Freeman will play Mike Brown.

>>132170971
It will fuel white guilt.

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>>132171167
There's no movie because they could get sued, since Zimmerman was acquitted.

>>132188635
Is it just me or would "Then his homies burnt the town down" sound better?

>>132174967
>>132176804
Someone screenshot this

>>132190507
I agree, that does sound better. The last line doesn't ring quite right the way it is.

>>132170956
Yeah Do you think the'll gloss-over when Mike Brown pushed around the shop owner and his step-dad calling for burng shit down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUQ73NI-Krc

>>132187059
>man he got what he deserved didn't he.
The guy was a 2 bit hood and a bully. fuck him

>>132176418
>How do people not know that he charged the officer and both autopsies came to that conclusion.

Because the (((News Media))) barely covered parts of the story that didn't make Mike look like a saint or the cop like a Klansmen.