How do I convince liberals this is offensive to British people?
You don't celebrate a straight white male holiday, do you? You're ancestors are from Africa, why celebrate the white man?
Why are all the founding fathers white? Can we please show some diversity?
>>132156717
Bump for Brits.
Every time the day comes around I get triggered.
I can't look on twitter without getting triggered.
My British colonialism is under attack every time I see this event. Can we place ban it?
>>132157107
I'm actually freaking out, holy shit. holy shit. holy shit.
I'd like John Adams portrayed as an overweight black non-binary gendered person please.
>>132157342
This!
Obviously Anon you know Black people build america, they should be fairly represented.
>>132156717
I'm not offended - thankfull we can't be held responsible for burgerism, but not offended
>>132157607
You're literally a white male! HOLY SHIT!
>>132156717
White people are literally evil. Like did you see how they basically raped everyone ages ago.
White people should be enslaved and raped so they know what it is like. Like seriously guyz.
>>132157836
It's completely obvious, i'd just like a safe space away from these bigots.
"Founding Fathers",
What about the Founding women? You know, the ones that ACTUALLY WROTE the declaration.
>>132157701
Last time I looked yes
>>132156717
Did you know over 300 million brits died in their Holocaust!?
>>132158427
300 grolizzian #neverforgeti
>>132158427
Heard it was 300 gazillion
>>132158370
LIKE, Holy shit. Is this really happening?
A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
I just can't right now.
>>132158427
The unspoken truth!
>>132156717
If freedom offends you fuck off.
>>132159327
^ Don't buy their hate!
This is a safe space!
>>132158427
Latest numbers say 300 gorillion
>>132159327
HOW DARE YOU! How dare you bring your HATE speech into this safe space!
People like you make me sick, I bet you hide behind 4chan because you are a cis straight white hetrosexual Britophobic male.
Disgusting pig.
>>132159152
I'm also straight if that helps
>How do I convince liberals this is offensive to British people?
Tell them it's un-Islamic.
Oh boy
>>132159829
I know.
>>132160045
Uncanny!
>>132156717
you arent getting your colonies back faggots
cry moar
you should be worring about the people taking over your country not the land you already lost
>>132160006
This is correct, how many founders wore a hijab?
>>132160030
>Oh Boy
>Boy
>B
>O
>Y
Did you? no, only a complete moron would assume my gender.
HOLY SHIT!
>>132159327
>>132160006
>>132160226
Woah guys, calm down. You need to check your privilege.
>Don't want to make 300 million + 1
>>132156717
Fu op
Everytime the continentals were close to achieve unity, you destroyed everything.
Brits and their kike masters have to be punished by long hard paki cocks.
Then, once you learned your place, on your fucking island full of brit bitches pregnant with paki halfbreeds, we will start to rebuild.
>>132160226
Who would want them now y'all have fucked email up
Donald Trump:
>White Male
>"Won" check the numbers darling!
Thomas Jefferson:
>White Male
>"Won"
You can't make this shit up.
>>132160045
I wish she was a kike
then those kekistani fags would finally realise
>>132160226
What colonies darling?
Questions (not for white males):
If Benjamin Franklin was alive day, would ze be a furry?
Blow it out your ass.
>>132161971
You're white. and being white is un-american
>>132157508
Black people picked cotton. They didn't build shit. Try again.
>>132159327
I'M LITERALLY SHAKING!!!
>>132156717
Speak for yourself, brah.
Anglo bloods flows through my veins. So much in fact, I get thirsty every time I walk by a kraut.
#300million
Never forget
>>132162163
America was founded by black women. Sorry they didn't teach you this in your corrupt white schools.
>>132162668
> America was founded by black women.
Yea see this is why no one takes liberals seriously anymore. You're not really convincing anyone with your group insanity. You know that right?
>>132162807
"We the -white- people"
^ Original text before MLK got it changed
>>132162807
Would you rather me take this to tumblr? Bet I could gain a shit ton of support.
>>132156717
bongistani pls, they've been saying this shit for a while now, excecpt #1 obv
>>132162990
See the inbreeding in the UK hasn't only resulted in bad teeth, now you're turning mentally challenged.
>>132162807
>>132162196
>>132162163
>>132161971
>>132160226
>>132160030
>>132160006
>>132159327
>>132163188
Like seriously can we please stop using that flag, no brown or black = not a real flag.
Like seriously.
>>132163188
First point just because 4th is soon
>>132163111
Yes. Go take it to tumblr. Be a Tumblr hero. Theeeera ya go. Good doggy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxSLIgNKYZY
>>132163372
Awwwooooooo?~ OwO
But seriously, like seriously, /pol/ is the best place darling, this is the alt-right headquarters. Now are you done man-splaining?
>>132156717
The saddest thing about 1776 is they were one off triple digits and this will be true for all time.
>>132162163
You do realize this is a satire thread, old chap?
>>132163635
Enough banter anglo.
>>132164054
Never!
>>132164260
Wtf I'm a female now!
>>132158427
^ The 300 million shall never be forgotten.
If you look at the history, back when the British Empire was originally black. The first colonies we sent to America was lead by a man named Tyrone Anglo.This peaceful giant was among the first to be gassed by the white Americans during the 1776 holocaust.
>>132164715
Now that, THAT is a flag! How is ze doing today?
>>132164938
Tyrone was a saint! Didn't do nothing, and they just cut him down in his prime
>>132165538
You're gonna make me cry, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
Come on girl, your stronger than that. Can't let the whites get to me.
>>132156717
>>132166064
Holy fuck, did you just digitally rape me?
>>132164938
Brilliantly, what about you fellow British individual whose background is irrelevant to it's Britishness and genital parts to it's gender?
>>132166064
needs to be a tire track
>>132166245
Staying strong, I'm just trying to make a friendly progressive thread. It's getting close to midnight and I might need to go soon though :'(
>>132166403
Why?
>>132166745
>ywn be part of the western european time zone
Why live? It's 1AM and I should be sleeping.
Say the British were just trying to enforce sensible gun laws at Lexington and Concord
Just in case anyone is wondering (of course you are ;) ). I identify as a green dragon named Hope, my gender changes dynamically.
>>132167239
i cri errytiem, probs gonna be on till half past. Gonna make one of these thread on the 4th. The banter bus will have no brakes.
>>132167292
Do you know that battle was actually fought in "Middlesex". further evidence that the binary gender myth doesn't exist.
>>132165538
When is st Tyrone's day?
>>132167633
General Washington sold his teeth for booze money.
>>132167635
>when you realise it's July 4th
:'(
>>132167633
God's work, good night fellow anglo.
>>132167937
So all the fireworks an stuff are really for St Tyrone?
>>132167951
Night
>>132167828
kek
>>132168166
It should be.
"St Tyrone And The 300 Million", now that's a book title.
>>132168325
Certainly worth a thread - could be the birth of a meme
>>132168643
Could be
>>132168643
Although literally just about to go to bed
>>132169026
Won't get better than this gnite
>>132169189
Nini, also this poster is also me :P
>>132159327
>Falling 4 b8