/POL/ BTFO BY CRACKED.COM

>>132155967
Don't give them traffic https://archive.is/2TLf9

>>132155967
The person who writes these articles built a strawman. They practically do that for a career. Plus his wife is fat and cucks him.

>>132156013
FPBP

>>132156299
>Plus his wife is fat and cucks him.
HOT

>>132155967
Are you fucking kidding me, who the fuck uses "xD", are you fucking twelwe you fagget...

cracked was literally the first site that made me realize sjwism was taking over the internet
good job making it so obvious

>>132155967
>Myeh, they're not hip or coooool, and their so unfunny.

>>132156455
>in estonia we have not invented the concept of irony

>>132155967
>a joke website
>relevant

get off the fucking board, faggot

>>132156013
ty nord

So to surmize his 4 points
>4. All Their Pop Culture References Backfire
>3. Their Insecurities Are Cringingly On Display
>2. They Also Don't Understand Jokes
>1. They're Really Bad At Knowing What Looks Cool

So it's just more unaware projection onto whatever the fuck the 'alt-rite' is at the current moment.
Wow. consider. my. shock.

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>>132156013
You always do this, appriciated.

>>132156576
>a joke website
It stopped being that a long time ago.

>>132155967
We don't want the left to take us seriously. If they did they might try to stop us.

>>132156455
>t. 16 year old who doesn't understand irony
I want all underage fags to leave. Slit your wrists. Thanks.

>>132156727
>they dont look hipster enough and their pop culture references aren't the currently popular geek-chic
>they literally don't exist outside their aesthetics and pop culture references
>thinking about them makes me angry because of how good a person i am.

>>132155967

Holy shit that was cringingly bad.

"PJW THINKS THIS IS WHAT AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE".

>JF Sargant
looks exactly like the stock photo used to mock PJW
JF you look like a faggot.

>>132157214
>>132156727

>they don't know what cool looks like

unlike JF Sargant who looks like the stockphoto used to mock pjw..
smdh

>>132156455

xD

>>132156013

Thanks

Highlights from the shitty article
>fight club is apparently about the danger of toxic masculinity and not rampant consumerism
>cucks are not a bad thing, in fact you're guaranteed to be friends with someone who does it
>if you think being cucked is the worst thing possible you're a bad person because women are objects to you
>these people are all dumb for some reason because their twitter handle photos are cooler than mine?

>>132155967
>They also use the term "red pill" in reference to waking up to the fact that women are controlling the world with their inferior/superior intelligence and uncontrollable emotions which they also can't feel.

Girls rule boys drool. Get over it 4 chins

>>132156455
and estis remain autistic i see.

>>132155967
Listverse is better anyway.

>>132156825
This, jokes are funny, Cracked isn't funny anymore, its essentially a buzzfeed ripoff now

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>>132156013
I am of the opinion that every quality poster should be replied to with quality tiddies if no relevant other contribution can be given in response.

>>132156413
Of course, a FUCKING LEAF has that fetish.

>>132155967
sage

>>132157862

In fact I'm gonna shill for Listverse.

http://listverse.com/

I jumped ship yeeeears ago because Cracked was going down the crapper.
Since 2016 they have had articles that have been ambivalent to even positive about Trump, which is all you can really ask for today in internet entertainment.

>>132156455
I miss gif esti...

>>132156825
>tfw you'll never browse Cracked in 2011/2012 again

>>132156727
#1 is a VERY important point. The hipster nerds are terrified that they've lost the cultural leadership position they've held onto for the past 15 years. They cannot fathom that THEY are somehow uncool now. It is a fact, however. Enjoy it as they just get older and dumber. There is literally nothing cool about "Resist" or faggy leftist politics or voting for Clinton or hypocrites like Bernie or virtue-signalling or being a cuckold or dressing like a pedophile or being a total pussy in general - all of which they represent. Cool is going against the grain, thinking for yourself, being who you are and offering the world something new and fresh in the process. It's obvious which side of the cultural spectrum is cool right now and which is yesterday's news. Obvious to everyone except the people in denial, that is.

>>132155967
/pol/ isn't the alt-right, /pol/ is nazis

Why did you post this failed website here?
I mean, it used to be okay when it was interesting bits of history or weird animals/science, but somewhere along the line they bought into their own hype and thought their traffic meant that their opinions were facts

>>132156825
They used to be funny, but then the SJW took over. They 'do' not do humor.

>>132158440
I used to go on Listverse all the time. They had some spooky lists. The guy that hosts it, forgot his name, he was from New Zealand, he used to pay people $100 for articles

>>132155967
>people get paid to write this

>>132156013
a true hero

>>132155967
nice try at trying to get some views on your article faggot. You look like a fucking meth addict who smoked his mind into swiss cheese.
>>132156013
based archiver

>>132156013
FPBP

>>132156727
>3. Their Insecurities Are Cringingly On Display

100 buck is another episode of
>Dey just jelly of da BBC datz why dey rayces hahahaha
>Dey just can't get a job days why dey scared of immigrants stealing their job

Fucking hell libshits need to be necked

>>132155967
>Modern humor by SJW's.
You fags want to see funny and talent go find some MAD magazines and National Lampoons from the late '60's and early "70's.
Nothing today comes close.

>>132155967
I stopped reading cracked because it stopped being comedy and started becoming this political testing ground where you can read three articles and then have some left leaning political issue. Imagine if you watched infowars and every super male vitality advert was replaced with a buzzfeed advert.

4 Reasons I Spend All My Time Thinking About The "Alt Right", And Why I Write Bad Propaganda Articles Against Them

>>132158607
it's kind of sad as back in the day Cracked was actually a fucking good website with funny content before they went full SJW and embraced the mentally ill

>>132156013

Based Ole-bot.

>>132155967
Admits he knows almost nothing about the subject
Writes the article anyway
Doesn't mention a single person actually on the AR except RS
Implicitly pushes propaganda points all throughout the piece
Comments section is a total cuckshow
Now I remember why I stopped visiting the faiing new cracked times

>>132160142
I miss shit like "5 Animals Who Slaughtered Dozens Of People In War" and things like that

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>>132156013

It's funny that after so long they still don't understand the simplest fucking thing. They can't grasp what "cuck" means, but they think they're fit to analyze what their opposition is all about.

Just think back on how long it took you to get the meaning of cuck, and then realize that clickbait writers and liberal journalists have spent years thinking about this and they still can't figure it out.

>>132155967
>talks shit about alt-righters misconstruing cultural references
>misconstrues alt-right redpill terminology with redditor PUA terminology

yes... the alt-right is very concerned with (((women))) controlling the world...... you got us........

>>132160142
>it's kind of sad as back in the day Cracked was actually a fucking good website with funny content before they went full SJW and embraced the mentally ill
Liberal indoctrination at colleges is where all these retards come from. Sad. All is lost.

>>132160568
>>132160142
>>132158607
Godspeed http://www.seanbaby.com

>>132155967
Can someone give me the quick rundown? I am afraid that they might actually say something that might challenge my world view. I am too scared to read.

>>132160863
This is what needs to be done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivT-I-yxtdY

>>132156013
The best poster on /pol/

That was pretty bad but I just wanted to blog about part 1.

I always interpreted Fight Club. The film and the book, to be more grey than "masculinity is bad".

I always interpreted The Red Pill™ as being waking up to reality itself rather than being trapped in your own little world of kike sponsored dopamine hits.

Who cares what the Chowmein Bros did after The Matrix its a solid flick. The effects may not hold up but I'd argue the rest does.

>>132156013
Our favorite scandinavian strikes again

>>132160985
Thanks anon

>>132155967
I had a back-and-forth with j Sargent about a cracked article I wanted to write a few years ago. He took my notes, distorted the story, then tried to publish it. I had to threaten to sue them to stop them from publishing it. He's a lying little toad.

>>132155967
Cracked is still around?

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>>132160633
the left does this, a lot.

take pepe and wojak, for example. in fact, take this meme.

does it mean that smug pepe is pretending to be wojak out of irony? is he approaching the realm of the outcast and integrating for fun?

does it mean that smug pepe is so smug that he feels he must integrate with society, thus putting on the mask of neutrality out of necessity, and potentially some sense of sick pleasure? "i'm smugger than you, i know it, but you don't"? is it something like that?

or does it mean that pepe used to be wojak, but ascended to a higher plane and is now merely pretending to be wojak for one reason or another?

there is no implicit statement, there is no definition. these memes can mean anything you want them to mean (or meme, if you want), so they generally tend to morph into whatever the viewer wants them to be. they aren't real, they aren't concrete. they just are.

the left can never understand this, since they need to fit in. they fear that by viewing this smug pepe as, perhaps, putting on a wojak mask at a christmas party for fun and pleasure, they might offend someone who believes the pepe to be doing something else. and then they might be ostracized and punished.

>>132160998
Just go to the archive and read it without giving them clicks.

Content aside, they should denied clicked for putting what should be on one page onto 3-5 pages.

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>>132161073

S H A D I L A Y

>>132155967
When did Cuck not become an insult
What man in his right mind would want to be a cuckhold ?

There is a word in spanish for it but I don't know how to spell it
calbrone

>>132161356
>masculinity is bad
That's not the theme of the work at all dingus. The entire point is consumer culture and the degradation of masculinity into a brand. That being a man means owning the right Calvin clein boxers and not what who you are

>>132156413
Please fucking kill your self please.

>>132155967
Why didn't 'you archive it, faggot OP

>>132161496
Animated corpse of what used to be cracked would be a more precise term.

>>132161596
>calbrone
cabrone/cabrona

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>>132158490
She went to visit some one in Narva (Russian controlled Eesti city) and we never saw her again.

:(

>>132161583
I asked a qt white girl once why she listened to rap music with all the "bitches and ho's" lyrics.
"He's not talking about me"
White girls are pathetic.

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>>132158647
>/pol/ is nazis
Thank you brother.

>>132158440
I've read cracked every day since like 09. I still check back every day but I'm lucky to get one comedy article a month. If comedy articles got more views it'd go back but leftys want affirmative click bait 24/7

>>132161711
The same shit happened to college humor. First they got rid of the annual hottest college girl contest and then it just went down hill with the politics. I should've just stuck to TFM.

>red pill was "coined" by 2 trans fags, there for alt-right is a joke

lmao, fucking normies think hypocrisy even matters in this timeline

>>132161857
Got the archive link to that?

>>132158612
I love this timeline man. Haven't looked forward to the future this much in years. I can't wait till hipsters and geek culture is firmly in the rubish bin of history.

>>132156455

lol ebin kalev xD

>>132156013
first bot best bot

>>132161535
>tfw people will be analyzing pepe/wojak memes 200 years from now
How did something this beautiful and profound come into existance in this age no less?

>>132162489
The guys who made the matrix were trannies?

>>132161535
>there is no implicit statement, there is no definition. these memes can mean anything

I'd say the meaning of the meme is the context of the post. The same way a simple :) can be sincere or ironic, happy or sad, depending on context.

What the outside viewer never gets is that context.

>>132163030
they are now, years after the fact

>>132161535
bretty good break down m8. It's actually alarming in a way how leftists simply cannot understand memes, but it's great at the same time because they end up looking like article writer in being retarded because of it.

They also seem to think that their ideology is still the dominant force in society when even normies have begun to shift away from it in droves. Leftists have no self awareness or cognizance because they are so afraid of actually being themselves due to being labeled something negative for it

>>132156825
It is now a joke of a website

>>132160633
Honestly it took me ten good minutes to navigate the map of meaning behind cuckoldry when it became a big meme here two years ago.

>>132155967
They believe Mike Cernovich and Paul Joseph Watson to be alt Right, what a bunch of morons. I doubt there is anything really substantial to this prestitute smear job.

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>>132163731
>two years ago
It's been around for longer than that m8. I remember seeing it on the misc like 4 years ago

>>132155967
>alt-right are cringey autists
>no mention of 4chan
the article seems pretty acurate

>>132163839
I remember the word being used in memes longer ago, but it was in 2015 that it became the go to top five generic meme on /pol/. At first it was purely about marital infidelity, then enhanced by the whole interracial cucking. Then it enriched its meaning by expanding its semantic content to other display of low test beta behavior and general denial of personal or group interest.
To be fair, these journalists are stupid but they don't see the spontaneous organic growth of meaning in these memes. They still should be able to somewhat understand them before writing about them.

>>132164067
>>no mention of 4chan
Not sure how they would categorize 4chan. Anons and boards are all over the place with ideology.

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>>132161535
This post is more articulant and thought provoking than anything that cracked faggot could ever dream of writing.

I see it as smug Pepe pretending to be experiencing negative emotions in order to blend in with a group of people expressing hopelessness to derive selfish joy from their misery.

The cuck argument and analogy is incorrect. The author compares it to blaming the victim by saying it's like calling someone who got got mugged an idiot. This is not the case. The person being mugged is not an idiot; however, if he willingly and witingly goes back to the place he got mugged then he IS an idiot. A man who pretends that it's okay for their partner to have flings on the side is an idiot. A man who remains with his wife / gf after she gets pregnant with someone else's child is an idiot. A single man with no children of his own who marries a single mother is an idiot.

>>132164374
Didn't the term cuck explode when moot was dumped by his SJW gf?

>>132164374
>At first it was purely about marital infidelity, then enhanced by the whole interracial cucking. Then it enriched its meaning by expanding its semantic content to other display of low test beta behavior and general denial of personal or group interest.

Great summary. I'd really recommend Wittgenstein to people interested in this sort of stuff. Amazing how interconnected language and culture are and how quickly they can change based on group dynamics

>>132164533
Yep, Ben Garrison cemented it further with the cuck a duck comic. It very quickly diverged to the interracial stuff, but my memory may play tricks here.

>>132155967
>alt-right
Good burns on whoever they are, you'll have to talk to CNN since they invented it

>>132164440
you have to understand chan culture to understand our language. The faggot who wrote this article knows nothing about /r9k and things like it that are behind that pepe.

>>132163308
And now they make garbage

coincidence?

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>>132155967

> But also who cares, whatever gets you off gets you off, it's just a thing.

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>>132155967

>Mike Cernocuck
>prominent alt-right figure

Lol

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>>132164533
This. The term "cuck" was being used mostly in reference to m00t on /pol/. The minute m00t filtered it to "cluck" it became cemented in internet culture.

Behold, the founder of the modern "alt-right" as well as the infamous hacker collective "Anonymous".

>>132161896
There was some girl showed up dead in Narva areound that time in the news actually

>>132161428
Tell me more anon

A bet theres a good vein of shit like this with Cracked

>>132158440
Dude I was thinking if I should shill for listverse.
Pro-Trump and anti-feminist articles (they even attacked early 20th century suffragettes). It's remarkable that such website exists. And not because I want my trivia website to be political but it's nice to see something different.

>>132161428
Post everything Anon.

I love a good plagiarism story

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>>132158612

Their rhetorical angle always paints a picture where they act like they are at some elite exclusive party and they are laying down the dirtiest dirt on some losers too un-cool to be at the party.

The truth is, we've got the bigger better party and they hate the fact that they will have to build an entirely new personality in order to try and integrate into it - which they will attempt to do.

A lot of these e-celebrities are obviously just fucking hipsters that have sensed the power shift and haven't got a track record of lame to burden them with.

Joe Rogan seems to be worming his way to our side, but we must not forget that he is a little white-mocking cunt who likes obama.

But yeah, in any case, this article demonstrates that they don't understand the dynamics of mobs of very individualistic people.
They don't understand how a bunch of people that talk shit on each other most of the time can suddenly all push in the same direction and devastate a target.
It's very similar to what happens on video game servers when a team just "comes together" suddenly, and then fragments back into shit talking and luls.

These people cannot view the world outside of the lens of clearly established command structures and well verified check lists.

It's funny to see that article attempt to attack a structure that simply isn't there.

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>>132165643
I worked with cops and I wanted to write about it. The idea I wanted to express was that being a cop is an impossible and thankless job. We had a long convo about it and when he sent me the outline it was all about how cops lie and break the law. I said I wouldn't let it be written like that. He said too late. He also mentioned that he had our convo recorded so he could write it without me. I said that recording people without their knowledge was illegal and I was going to ruin his god damn life. Next email was from his boss saying it was being squashed and wouldn't be published.
Cracked- not even once.

>>132166976
>It's funny to see that article attempt to attack a structure that simply isn't there.
this is why if you have any sense, you will avoid any "alt-right" or "right wing" organizations. you are strong because you have tenuous ties to others. if you connect yourself to a group in a visible way, you will become weaker since that group can be turned against you.

the government, the left and other influential groups may say that they fear terrorists, right wing militias, or other countries, but the truth is that they fear lone wolves. lone wolves can't be detected. it's why they fear spies, too.

disconnect yourself from these "alt-right" groups, hurl yourself into neutral territory, and watch. don't say anything don't do anything, just watch. you'll find that even people who (on paper) hate your kind will come to you for advice and support, or won't notice you at all and will just go about their business. once you have information, report it.

the enemy notices the man that waves the banner, it does not notice the man that says nothing and kicks pebbles around.

>>132167596
>I said that recording people without their knowledge was illegal and I was going to ruin his god damn life.

is that actually true?

>>132168200
Depends on jurisdiction and whether you're some special gummint agency. TL;DR finish law school

>>132161857
No way that's real

>>132162083
He's not talking about her. You think a lot of these white girls would ever be caught with these nigger rappers? Lol

>>132159999
The numbers say this is true.

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>cracked used to be funny

>>132169638
At least it introduced me to Private Wojtek, the bear in the polish army

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>this is why if you have any sense, you will avoid any "alt-right" or "right wing" organizations.

Yeah, it's not necessary, it's dangerous in that it is a visible target and in groups where you require an identity and thus a "reputation" that can be damaged/boosted, brings with it its own bullshit. (people defending reputations, people wanting power, petty squabbling etc)

The swarming lone wolf strategy cannot be infiltrated, it can only be directed, and success always depends upon the whims of the lone wolves themselves.

The anonymity of it all also means that there is no pride to be manipulated nor reputations to be ruined.
Simply put, it's a non-profit blood charity.

>the government, the left and other influential groups may say that they fear terrorists, right wing militias, or other countries, but the truth is that they fear lone wolves. lone wolves can't be detected. it's why they fear spies, too.

The only thing that separates an employee or man on the street from a spy is an AGENDA.
You literally become a full-fledged right wing SECRET AGENT as soon as you decide to activate as one. If you work in education or media and discover some nasty anti-White activity, you can AT LEAST perform reconnaissance... and with more skill, start sabotaging peoples lives.
It obviously goes further still.

Our cultural function right now is ultimately to act as the deliberately unofficial shadow army of our peoples survival efforts. By breaking up the social apparatus that has been set up to subdue and harm our people in the open, we create a clear path for people to organise more openly and speak freely.

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>>132155967
>women are controlling the world with their inferior/superior intelligence

thats not what we fucking say. It's the Jews

>>132159778
Worse, it is a defense of cuckoldry, saying it is 'normal' and there is nothing wrong with cucks and we who use cucks as an insult think of women as objects.

>>132168626
>He's not talking about her. You think a lot of these white girls would ever be caught with these nigger rappers? Lol
Actually yes I do. Rappers are the modern equivalent of Rock n' Rollers from the '60's, '70's and '80's. Groupies.

>>132156013
Can a drawfag PLEASE get us some porn of Archivebot? PLEASE?

>>132164440
Its just jibbersh though. I still agree.

well I give him credit, that was one of the more creative defenses of cuckoldry I've seen

>>132158607
I used to go on for the 5 Flashback articles, which were typically good, but now that they only go back to 2013 whats even the point.

>>132168200
In California yes, but he may have mentioned it. I was bluffing really. I'm a tv producer though so I know how to play the game. I let them know I would be a headache.

>>132161150
Update that. Last time I went on Cracked there were at least 2 Trump articles a day.

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>>132155967
>http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-i-cant-take-alt-right-seriously/
Oh, fuck, we lost our top priority audience. Let's all change our flags to BLM, bolshevik or antifag and maybe they will take us seriously.

>>132173968
>Oh, fuck, we lost our top priority audience. Let's all change our flags to BLM, bolshevik or antifag and maybe they will take us seriously.
Seriously this is why the left is self destructing. Look at who it's members are.
You mean to tell me Muslim, NY Jew, Feminist, OWS Anarchist, Antifa Anarchist (oops- same thing), Northeast labor union Catholic, Hispanic, Gay, Communist, and BLM victimologists can’t seem to get on the same page?

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>>132155967
>https://archive.is/2TLf9

I don't need to read the article, thanks. 4chan, in one page of threads, is like hundreds of times more entertaining than all the stale anti-trump anti-right articles on cracked combined.

>>132158171
Dammnit man, I need source and context for them tits.

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>>132156013
Always wondered is this a guy or a fucking bot?

>>132173539
>durr victim blaming
>he who smelt it dealt it!
>and also cuckolds are manlier for some fucking reason
brilliant stuff

>>132160633
If someone walks through a nigger ghetto at night and gets mugged then they are in fact an idiot

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>>132155967
I didn't know Cracked was still around.

>>132161073
>not posting the superior version
smfh fampai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVtph48Fqc

>>132164875
almost definitely

>>132161535
That's deep dude

>>132171489
This, I blend in 100%. Nobody knows my power level outside my close friends (and even they don't know my true level, they just think I'm a "conservative").

>>132176209
The Cracked you knew died in 2014.

>>132157526
That's a bot, fuckface. You shouldn't be posting if you don't know something that common. Fuck off back to Roosh V or something
>>132157455
Kys too

>>132159999
When did you stop like last month? God how the fuck is /pol/ talking about cracked? Mother fuck you guys are embarrassing.

BEE TEE EFF OOOHHHH

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>>132155967
Old anon here. Cracked is just a downmarket version of Mad magazine. They both were eclipsed by the Onion years ago.

And yes, they are clearly envious of how any given moment /pol/ has something much more funny, entertaining, and relevant than Cracked ever was. (as other anons have already pointed out)

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>>132156013
HOW
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>>132155967
Remember when cracked wrote comedy instead of building straw mans for the left?

>>132179248
What great sites do you go on?
>Being this triggered about your favourite website being attacked

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>>132166976
>It's very similar to what happens on video game servers when a team just "comes together" suddenly, and then fragments back into shit talking and luls.

Never 4get

>>132155967
This was clearly written by somebody with a normie liberal's understanding of what the Alt Right is. It's based entirely on their preconceptions and not at all on research. There are a lot of wrong assumptions and counterfactual examples crammed in for such a small piece.

It's kind of sad how leftists have to project their own mentality onto people they disagree with. I think it's because they're so incapable of examining/questioning their basic assumptions about the world that they can't even fathom that other people doing it.

>>132156013
THANK YOU BASED DANE OF ARCHIVING LINKS

I didn't see you for a few days and was worried about you.

>>132175437
this.

>>132156763
Where's the nazi one?

>>132180521
It's funny, there are so many articals like this. Just whole pages of words telling me what I am and what I think.

>>132161535
I think you're off a little bit. One of the key points of postmodernism is that all symbols are relative (indeed, all everything is relative), so I think they well understand that your meme can mean anything anyone wants it to mean. They grasp that pretty well.

The problem is that the next step they take is to attempt to force a meaning onto it that suits their agenda. Because they believe everything is relative, that means everything is manipulable.

Take the example of the hospital that refuses to allow violent language because they are a "place of healing." You can't have bullet points on a powerpoint slide, because bullets are violent. Instead they're talking points. You can't have deadlines. Instead you have due dates. And so forth. Then they believe that because they changed the language, they changed the focus of their employees, and therefore became more effective as a hospital.

That's what creatures like this cracked leftist are doing. It's not so much that he fails to understand the alt right. It's that he wants to change its subjective meaning by forcing his own onto it. Incredulity is just a rhetorical strategy he's using to appear disarming or neutral. People like that genuinely believe they are making the world a better place by forcing their opinions onto everyone around them.

tl;dr they understand the memes on some level, they're just trying to change them because they are evil.

>>132157560
>danger of toxic masculinity
I thought it was always about how weak/lost future generations of men are becoming. The narrator always points out that he grew up without his dad. Without a patriarch to teach him he has no identity, his life is based on Ikea furniture and other feminine shit.

Fight club and project mayhem are an attempt to create a masculine identity for the generation of men raised by women.

How the fuck can you get a pozed reading out of that?

>>132155967
So this is their strategy then:
-Call everybody they don't like a Nazi, even those that adamantly refuse to call themselves or be associated with Nazis, or people that disassociate themselves with White Nationalists like Spencer and have entirely different appeals and arguments.
-Ignore their arguments in their entirety.
-Ignore the actual violence and slander being perpetuated against them every second by all the mainstream meteor and leftists.
-Repeatedly state that they're not victims and that all Nazis should be targeted for violence and that their arguments should NEVER be listened to or debated even because "Nazis don't deserve to have a platform".

Talk about dehumanizing and ad-hominem. To top it off, the faggot writing this article and all the cultists in the comments seem to be unable to take a joke and too autistic to understand how memes work.
>"B-but the pepe frog creator made him an awkward friendly guy"
>"B-but this movie was not about it"

It seems that in just a few months the comments managed to degenerate into further deranged marxism. Just another circlejerk of pseudo-intellectuals doing anything but addressing the arguments of the "alt-right".

What a shame, I read nearly every article from that site for 10 years, but their psychotic fixation on the "right" and Trump combined with their lack of actual humor articles made me abandon it.

>>132181920
Old cracked was best cracked.

But he's also trying desperately to mock an entire group of people (despite swearing that people shouldn't be judged by their groups) while simultaneously using self deprecation as though that makes readers sympathize with him instead of just look down on him.

BTW, don't you have a wall to build?

>>132155967
>1. All their pop culture references backfire

Except 4chan pioneered internet pop culture and Pepe is a practically a household name.

>>132175437
Stargate Universe.

>>132156466
Cracked used to be great. Their historical articles were funny and interesting, even their opinion pieces were okay. Then a few years ago it all changed and this faggot is the main reason I stopped going there. His writing is terrible and is 1% facts and 99% opinions and stream of consciousness garbage. I still miss what cracked used to be but I know it's never coming back.

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>>132155967
>>132155967
>A bull prepper, cum guzzleing cunt telling us what's cool and what's not on a Mongolian circle jerk board.

>>132155967
>cracked
These faggots stopped being interesting years ago. Why the fuck do they even still exist?

>>132155967

alt right does not exist

media fairy tale

>>132167596
Expand that into a few more paragraphs and post it on Reddit for all of the normies to see if you want to see JF Sargents shit get fucked up senpai

>>132155967
?

/pol/ isn't right
it's wrong