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>4 Unidentified Objects Take Out Satellite/On Radar!
>Debris caught flying off satellite
>COMES ON HEELS OF US ANNOUNCING SPACE defense force

3 possible situations
1.satellite kil by ruskies/china advanced space weapon
2.ayyy lmaos invasion possibly fake
3.false flag to justify spendings

Source bellow is a video explaining in depth + details.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ6xsqhDTaU
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this isn't /x/
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also: that's not fucking radar
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>>132154148
Nibiru is right on top of us in far Earth orbit, the gravity is pulling the sattellites off track. Jesus is coming soon.
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great more immigrants, germany will you take them, the us is full atm.
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>>132154338
I think you can relate with aliens destroying property swed ?
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>>132154148
Or was it a collision between satellites?
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>>132154148
and why would they fuck with us?
look around, aren't we fucked up enough as it is?
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>>132154551
I am sure literal aliens will be more attractive and will assimilate better than mudslimes
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>>132154573
it was this
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>>132154148
No worries this will be moved to /x/
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>>132154938
>4 UFO objects
>Also satellite was above the US zone that suffered a massive power outage.
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>>132154788
was working on a joke on how aliens would come down and be surprised weed was legal but then be like, awww what, yall got Muslims too. Are t Grey fucking crazy here too? Fuck. Only to say that the universe is exactly like earth but on a galaxy scale.
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>>132155053
Is there some other source than this?
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Literal star wars would be more kikey
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Cluster anti satellites are known machines which are stored within holder unit satellites which are in orbit.

They can target single items and then be released to remove them from orbit.

These are generally used to prevent weapons being placed in orbit.
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>>132154148
meanwhile https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world-0/space-us-air-force-armed-forces-space-mission-a7818001.html
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>>132155687
>unarchived shill
https://archive.is/o0ZWj
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>>132154148
fuck off spaceniggers
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>>132154148

Could be BBP(Black Budget Projects) or Alien observation Drones(They like to Watch).

KB Thread Archives: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/
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it was the Chilean satellite for internet, Chile is without internet ATM because of this, it's real
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>>132155092
Good thing you stopped
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>>132154547
tell me more
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>>132155974
that means it cant be an attack of a foreign state. no one would bother attacking chile.
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>>132155993
At least I could have said it without being sent to a tribunal
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WASHINGTON — SES is moving customers off a 14-year-old geostationary communications satellite that’s drifting in orbit following a “significant anomaly” discovered over the weekend.

“SES has taken immediate action in contacting all customers and is working to transfer services to alternative satellite capacity in order to minimize disruption,” the company said in a June 19 statement.

SES AMC-9 Ku-band North America

Most of that traffic is being switched to other SES satellites, according to SES spokesperson Markus Payer, but might involve teaming up with other satellite operators where an SES substitute won’t fit. He declined to say how much of AMC-9’s capacity was in use at the time of the anomaly.

Payer described AMC-9’s drift from its 83 degrees west orbit as “slow.”

“I can’t say where it is now, but it is moving, yes,” Payer told SpaceNews June 19 by telephone. “It is a slow process [and] therefore can be fully under control, but of course we need to be in touch with the other operators.”

Payer said SES is sharing location information with other satellite operators and government agencies involved in tracking the satellite.

The Luxembourg-based global fleet operator first became aware of a problem with AMC-9 the morning of June 17 — a Saturday – and was still assessing the situation two days later. The Thales Alenia Space-built satellite was launched in 2003 on a Russian Proton rocket.

http://spacenews.com/sess-amc-9-satellite-drifting-after-anomaly/
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>>132154148
tl;dw
what satellite got shut down?
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>>132156411
someone show Portugal the September 23 screen caps with the devils face
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Can't wait to bang some tight Grey pussy.
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>>132154148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPAVjz4Eq_U

:^)
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>>132154148
4. satellite malfunctions no aliens or russkies involved.
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>>132157351
too good to be true that it's aliens, I'm sure it will be good though whatever it is.
Hopefully it's the mediaops drop and they get BTFO
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>>132156488
Except Argentina. I always conquer Chile first when role-playing a successful Argentina in Victoria 2.
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Looks like that got control of it and it's being put back into a GSO. Climbing about a mile a minute.

http://www.n2yo.com/?s=27820
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>>132157646
>argentinia shooting down foreign satellites
im sure thats likely.
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>>132154148
Tribulation will start soon.
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>>132154148
Aren't we about to invest in a space corps here in the US of A?

Sign me right the fuck up for that man. I'm definitely not qualified though sadly.
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>>132157019
Thanks for the contribution ! Keep us updated !
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>>132157068

amc-9
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>>132154553
underrated
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>>132157854

>Shoot a gun good
>Engineering skills
>ubermench fit

Easy, I have been training for last 5 years.
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>>132157854
>ywn chill in a Manned Orbiting Laboratory with an Air Force bro giving each other hand jobs while spying on the ChiCOMS.

Why live?
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>>132155936
Tits or gtfo
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The flashing seen on amc 9 is consistent with solid state pulse lasers.
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>>132158213
If that's all the requirements, I'm in, but I bet for at least the first decade or 2 it will require time in a different branch or something.
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>>132154148
Didn't some Anonymous queer say something about how we're going to discover aliens this year or something? This is just the same as always - some moving shiny white dots presented to the gullible normies as ayy lmaos.

Any stories about it in the MSM?
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>>132154148
SMASH THE SATELLITES
KESSLER SYNDROME NOW
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ITS FUCKING HAPPPENING
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>>132155734
ty misser
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>>132154148
Literally a fucking meteor or space junk
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>>132154148
You understand that any piece of debris in orbit is moving thousands of miles an hour, right? Bullets move around 2k mph.

A frozen spray of urine from the space station would be Zeus' own, yellow fucking thunderbolt of fury. Literally any piece of debris, if hit in orbit, obliterates a satellite.
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>>132158283

>solid state pulse lasers.

what, you mean it's reflecting part of the emission?
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>>132155936
Fuck off frank
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>>132158512
Kessler! I could not remember the name of that last night when I was talking to a girl at the bar about space collisions.

>I obviously didn't get her number.
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>>132155936
Fuck off Frank.
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STAR of david WARS.

Its finally happening.
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>>132154553
BANTZ
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>>132154547
true, the Greatest Happening is literally at the horizon
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could this have anything todo with that?
http://nrgiseternal.com/index.php/topic,3219.0.html
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>>132154553
iron curtain levels of bants
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just a weather balloon
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If same numbers of repeating order we're all getting Ayyy qts
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>>132154553
God damn that burn must of hurt.
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>>132159301
you had one job
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM

they don't know about brilliant pebbles
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>>132159301
Off by one, faggit/.
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>>132159087
What are relative speeds, anyway? I'm sure it's entirely inconsequential.
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>>132154553
Why do you call your wife "property"?
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>>132159426
Why would you assume that two random pieces of debris, in orbit, would be moving at relatively-similar speeds?

Oh right: because you're a conspiritard.
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>>132159520
>in space station
>eject tiny amount of solid waste instead of one of the various methods of disposal for some reason
>launch it out of a fucking cannon for fun
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WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
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>>132159738
>implying the ISS has a cannon
>implying it works in space
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>>132154148
More sources OP...

Otherwise your a faggot and thread is /x/ LARP tier shit...
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>>132157175
I saw that, but how is nibiru related to that? I know about the 9/23 prophecy, the 21,500 year cycle, the elyptical orbit, the annunaki, Adamu=Adam and Edine=Eden (sumerians) etc, but what are we seeing in the sky? What could it be? A spaceship? Or an asteroid?
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>>132159090
Raise your olive pick rate to pay your debts
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god i hate these fat american lard videos that talk slowly to still images with a pointer moving around to show things
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>>132154338
the fuck does that matter.
>us govt finally states publicly they are building a "space weapons program"
>shits existed for 30 years..
this might be a happening.

>Sweden is the new Canada. IRRELEVENT. sort yourself out swede.
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>>132159334
*have
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>>132154148

goddamn fucking aliens shitting up our orbit
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Most of you know this but if there is alien contact, whether friendly or hostile, be weary of accepting it at face value. Even if you see advanced technology only possible if developed by highly advanced space people, don't believe it. If there's a literal flying saucer hovering above you, remain skeptical.

A global crisis requires a global threat.
There are a few threats (((they))) could use, and ayys are one.
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>>132160414
http://nrgiseternal.com/index.php/topic,3219.0.html
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>>132160544
checked
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>>132154553
Good one.
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>>132154788
I'm part convinced muslims are controlled by the hunk of asteroid at Mecca, wouldn't be surprising if aliens could also have been infected
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>>132160651
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>>132154547
>>132154148
>>132154573
>>132155053
>>132155659
>>132155936

Gravity doesn't exist, satellites are fake, and space isn't real. Stop lying.
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>>132159883
>use google you damn commie>>132159173
>>132159173
Get the nazi saucers ready for action !
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>>132160414
the best proof of alien contact is that 70s soviet footage from the phobos overlooking sattelite near mars getting btfo by a cigar shaped silver object gotta be on youtube
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>>132154938
>>4 UFO objects
>>Also satellite was above the US zone that suffered a massive power outage.
You forgot to attach a source for your larping hans
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>>132159080
>4 UFO Objects not likely meteors... Satellites are built to withstand certain levels of cosmic debris collision.
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>>132160849
>asks for source
>not watching op video
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>>132154148
>sounds like GRAVITY
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>>132154148
Literally stopped watching when he began to explain earth's circum-ference
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>>132158087
really?
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>>132159832
>implying the Soviets didn't fly a 23mm space rated cannon
>plus nuclear space mine dispenser
Learn your space history, Anon.
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>>132161526
I was just making a joke about that guy thinking his shit wouldn't be ash or would somehow gain massive kinetic energy in being ejected out an airlock. Redpill me pls, i eany to know more abouy this
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>>132154148
if this was sent up by russia, is this deepstate?
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>>132155936
>Black Budget Projects
Like this project?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjaS49_hcOc
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>>132154148
Wait a minute, that nose...
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>>132161919
Most probably. There are alot of space projects that we are completely in the dark with. Since satellites are like previously mentioned very valuable pieces of infrastructure an attack on such assets has major implications for military and domestic communications and information flow.
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>>132161817
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salyut_3
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyus_(spacecraft)
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>>132158512
>KESSLER SYNDROME
This is very real. I love seeing the map of space objects, and that they don't bump into each other more often is amazing. Some satellite disruption would cause chaos. The more the merrier. I am not a fan of some of our satellites.
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>>132155092
fuck sakes
fuck off back to that other place
serious
you can't stay here
you don't belong
you have to go back
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>>132154148
>flashes
>overtaking objects
radio-wave scattering from destructive infrared lasing deployed by some form of orbital interceptor, whether manned or drone operated?
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>>132161526
>learn your space history
There is none! Space history is a story. As fictitious as Star Wars. I'm sorry you wasted your time.
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>>132162110
Orkz
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>>132154148
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3151339/Russia-claims-developed-superweapon-capable-switching-foreign-satellites-enemy-weapons.html
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>>132154148

Star Wars is already here. The super high powered lasers that the US is developing - they get scrutinized because you're limited to shooting in a straight line. There's no trajectory for arcing shots over the horizon. But what if you introduced a mirror in orbit around the planet which you could reposition and bounce shots to any point in the world?

That's where we are now.
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>>132154547
You could see it if it was there
a u t i s m
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>>132162626
light bends according to gravitiy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ0mW-FM_J4
Massive Power Outage Central America 5 Million People


happened a few hours ago, you think it's related?
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>>132158300
>>132158213
nah, you'll need a cert in kerbal orbital mechanics just to get looked at, all the work is plotting vectors, intercepts and managing tight payloads on tighter deadlines

ain't no space cowboys in the space corps
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>>132155053
>4 UFO objects
>4 Unidentified Flying Object objects
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>>132162726
Again? Same thing happened about 24 hours ago.
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>>132159448

Thats a poor comeback. I could have ignored it, but i wanted you to know how much of a faggot i think you are.
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>>132159142
post the one with sound please, I want to hear the words of nazi doggo
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>>132154148
Ok, that radar imagery is impressive, odd and intriguing. It looks real.
Who recorded it and why?
On what equipment?
For whom?
How did they know to watch AMC-9?
Was there a previous threat?
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>>132154553
Now THIS is the german that I want back
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>>132162434
RecycleAnon has never used a photographic darkroom.
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>>132162812
based nedernigger
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>>132162706
dude, dude, mirrors made out of gravity waves
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>>132163099
Keep believing in fantasies. Keep getting fed NASA cartoons. You probably think this image is real.
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>>132162960
it'd be some cheap eyes-up radar imaging emplacement that was bought when, most likely well before, the sat went into orbit and paired with it

if the tech is cheap enough they could just operated it out of a cargo van, though given that the image was seemingly on record when the "attack" occured, my guess is they were either taping the event and then it got leaked or more likely the comstar affiliate responsible for that particular piece is constantly watching it
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>>132163161
...made out of entangled spacetime vacuum...
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>>132163511
Make sure sense, just seems like a frequency allocation nightmare to have every operator doing that for every geo bird.
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>>132160784
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>>132154148
www.heise.de/amp/meldung/Grosser-Satellit-zerbirst-in-dicht-besiedelter-Umlaufbahn-3760833.html
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>These so called Nordic aliens are very disrespectful. I imagine the Reptilians arent happy!
>Together with our allies the Greys wr will MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN
>The Greys are the best negotiators beside TRUMP! Very cunning!
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>>132154148
Do you have anything substantial as evidence that proves these debris are what they are? We have nothing of any weight considering this supposed anomaly which could likely be anything but what has been subjectively proposed. It's kind of painful looking at this and having conclusions being composed when we are far from even making a concrete analysis let alone hypothesis. Seriously, wtf am I looking at here! This is just begging to be Occarm Razor'd to shit..
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>>132164462
What do you call a gay Bolshevik reptilian?
Tyrant'o sore-ass
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>>132163810
Raptor's got sensor fusion, and Airtraffconns at any airport anywhere probably have to manage the same sort of bullshit, two plus two equals four, either we're overestimating how noisy the noise is to modern systems and in application of the vastness of space itself or they're all smart enough to understand who's sending what where and when
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>>132164577
http://spacenews.com/ses-reconnects-with-amc-9-sights-possible-fragments/
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>>132154553
Well ain't that the pot calling the kettle black...and then brutally beating the shit out of that nigger kettle. Good bantz, Fritz, nice work.
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Sources are absolutely questionable,FAKE
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>>132162310
oh look at that mr potato knows his stuff, are you aware of this : >>132160834
?
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*Ahem ahem cough cough*
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>>132165046

>t. flat earther
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>>132157019
>SES
I'm not going to knowyourmeme to find a png
somebody else do it
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>>132164760
That is a more assertive source. We will have to wait a bit longer to see what more ((News)) will come from it. If it is an anomaly there will be a lack of understanding. Hold on to your crucifixes boys, looks like our visitors are coming back. If anything about this being sentient contact comes up know that's your que to be prepared.

DEUS VAULT!
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>>132165368
maor proof pls, this can be disinfo to hide real cigar shaped objects as per here >>132160834
, have you seen it too ?
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>>132157768
I'm still waiting on shmita 15 + 16
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>>132166012
top fukken kek
ain't that the truth
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Aliens are coming to kill Trump and help us establish the communist society
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>>132166012
2017 is the year. You have arrived.
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>>132159520
>conspiritard
Fucking hang yourself you fat piece of shit
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literally generals getting drunk and shitposting, I wouldn't worry about it too much
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>>132166238
Ok I'll get prepared. What's the shelf life on tendies and mountain dew anyway?
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>>132160544
>between 7/7/17 and 7/11/17
Uh, guys.
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>>132167354
Pretty much forever, you're covered anon!
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>>132167396
What the hell? This is not the image I uploaded.
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>>132160834
Could you find a link to that?
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>>132166207
>Aliens are coming to kill Trump and help us establish the communist society
An outside force could clearly see who is a burden on this Planet and who isnt. I look forward to that Future.
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>>132159279

S W A M P G A S
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>>132167354
why not buy dooms day food online
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>>132154148
>Why do they always have a hillbilly accent?
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>>132154553
>local Kraut bantz Swedcuck to death in retaliation for taking his title as most cucked country in Europe
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Faggot it took you forever to say shit less then shit so fuck off !!
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>>132167847
second half of clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Robm4iovGlQ
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>>132167749
Ayy Lmaos have taken control of /pol/. Digits confirm.
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>>132167749
IT'S an old school bug. When two images are uploaded perfectly simultaneously sitewide, they can become swapped due to the way it handles post renaming.
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Anyone know what this is?
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>>132168619
Where in the sky is it?
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>>132168619
A german NGO bringing in Aylium Refugees
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What if Trumps recent attacks on CNN are just for discredit them as far as possible because they are supposed to are the first to show the "first contact".
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>>132168071
I tried but mummy is the only one who excepts GBPs.
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>>132154148
Oh shit, that VictoryOfLight twitter guy was right. There really is Reptilian VS Nordic alien war going on for humanity! Buckle up boys!
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>>132168619
It's out of focus
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>>132154148
https://web.archive.org/web/20170520090948/http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/19/russias-killer-satellites-re-awaken
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>>132168619
Looks like that "red dragon" face from 23 September threads. Is this pic from somewhere near Vigro constellation by chance?
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>>132154553
Wew, you still got it faggots.
Good, there might be a chance for this board anyway.
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Sunday 11am ET Update: In response to a query from Ars, the AMC-9 satellite's operator, Luxembourg-based SES, issued the following statement on Sunday morning:

In the early hours of 1st July, the SES Satellite Control reestablished contact to AMC-9. SES and the satellite manufacturer Thales are working around the clock to evaluate the status and define the next steps.
Tracking information received on 29 June had suggested that at least two separate objects were located in the vicinity of AMC-9. Their source has still to be determined. The new piece of information was included by Thales and SES in their investigations.

All relevant operators and agencies are being kept informed and will receive regular updates from SES. The current assessment is that there is no risk of a collision with other active satellites. AMC-9 and its status continue to being tracked by SES and agencies, including the Joint Space Operations Centre (JSpOC) and ExoAnalytic, a private firm and tracking service provider.

Since the incident on 17 June 2017, AMC-9 has been slowly moving westwards with its payload disabled and not causing interference. A majority of traffic has been transferred to other SES satellites and SES is working on a long-term plan to minimize disruption to customers.

>homer
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>>132154551
Reminded me of this
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>>132154553
Thank God there's still some good ones in the fatherland.
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>>132155936
Frank pls go
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>>132158512
grade AAA post
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Since you guys missed my little easter egg, check the name of the picture file i provided.
>glad to see people posting constructive updates
we gonna get to the bottom of this soon !
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>>132168619
Holy fuck that looks like space pepe. Where was this taken?
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the aliens hacked the satelite so they could communicate with us. you will all see..
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>>132168619
a baryonic envelope in the process of enfolding for departure acceleration window
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>>132154553

wow, Germany deploying Australia-grade bantz
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>>132170204
Countdown. They're using our own satellites against us!

Ayylmao life uhhhh finds a way
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>>132154733
It's a Russian satellite over the US
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>>132172066
It was Russian launched, EU owned. It was justa bloody TV satellite.
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>>132172284
what if its a pirate tv ? with Russ. propaganda?
>tfw failed cnn meme
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welp
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>>132162726
I thought people down there didn't have power anyway
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>>132159970
Nibiru's mass is affecting our gravity and "space time" fabric.
Some say our days are lasting abotu 16 hours only due to it's compression.
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>>132168619
Youre an asshole for not following up on this and at least telling us where it came from. Faggot.
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>>132161053
As I said before, hans in >>132155053 is larping imabout muh ufos and shiet and fail to provide a value source. As for the op video the only information that seems to make sense is
>The AMC-9 communications satellite launched in 2003 aboard a Russian Proton rocket. It is a fairly large satellite and was nearing the end of its 15-year design lifetime.
And that source is cited in the pic related. But nothing about muh WWII: chinesse's deep fried cuisine. So finally it seems that the vid and the attached "source" are just another poor shill effort to promote low tier survivalist shit.
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>>132154338
but the info, will x give it to us?
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>>132173652
X gonna give it to yeah!
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>>132173801
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>>132173579
Go check out His channel, we are dealing with very important info here. UFO's are real and I can provide real sources with thousands of 4k photographs to prove that there are highly advanced craft out there. BP is a channel that promotes things that matter, if SHTF you probly gonna die in the first 72 hours if you think being prepared is a bunch of bullshit. The fact that this happening coincided with Trump signing that space force bill should give you a hint that something here is really wrong.
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>>132157680
That pic is fucking freaky deaky
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>>132154553
They talked shit about german humor. They were wrong.
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>>132173801
>>132173993
I was laughing at this for far too long
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>>132154148
I'm playing this while reading this thread
https://youtu.be/bPN-_9Wo0xg
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>>132154148
bump...

what causes flashing on radar? rotation to i higher reflective surface? the flashing was regular... but in that case both pieces should flash...

Also, if they got radar contact, supposedly they should be able to tell distance as well. The 3-4 objects could actually be very far away... spoopy...
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>>132162434
Are you actually retarded
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>>132174558
Very nice music, kind of soothing. I feel the impending doom and get humbled by the static. I also enjoy noise music
>>132174713
Very good observation, my guess is that some sort of external force was applied - space weapon tech. The satellite was nearing its end of life and perhaps someone wanted to use this opportunity to test the capability to take out satellites in space. Just an educated guess.
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>>132160814
Stop lying Jew faggot
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>>132159354
excellent...
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>>132174713
That's a blanket btw
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This a factor in SpaceX cancelling its launch at the last second today?
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>>132157768
>Tribulation will start soon.
posts heresy

Sort yourself out faggot. Only God can give prophecy.
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>that feel when we will be drafted by Trump and sent to the moon to board the ancient derelict space ship
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>>132154148
Does this mean we're gonna get the CoD: Ghosts campaign irl?
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>>132168619

literally xbox huge
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>>132168619
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>>132154553
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>>132170710
I only lurk but I have to post to say that's fucking hilarious.
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>>132158257
Would be aite if not for floating jizzum.
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>>132174873
And I've also been playing this on loop since my last post
https://youtu.be/k-YthCpNZmU
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>more spherecuck doomsday nonsense
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>>132175333
1st thing I thought of too.
Their reason:
>Guidance abort issued just before liftoff; standing down for today. Vehicle and payload are healthy.
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It begins
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>>132154148
4. a rock
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>>132175796
Yeah they got cold feet for a reason.
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>>132176058
>4 Unidentified objects moving in a formation.
A single rock doesnt cause the entire thing to shatter into pieces and start spinning satellites are big yo...
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>>132168279
interesting...
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>>132175796
My d1g1ts too though.
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>>132171271
explain yourself...
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>>132154553
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Im waiting for joe rogan's opinion before I make up my mind on this
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>>132176195
>satellites are big yo...
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>>132176029
The last one will be strangled in his bed.

The LAST POPE?
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>>132154547
Lol
>a brown dwarf the size of Saturn closer than the moon
>can't even see it at night
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>>132174152
post them sources and pics bruh...
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>>132176637
the one mentioned was bigger than that dude, look at its signature...
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>>132176714
Are you ready to get your world turned 180* ? You think i was bluffing mate ? Well fine but access the data i provide with caution. Jesus is king remember!
This info is basically bigger news than any thread posted here. ever.
>source for UNDENIABLE UFO PROOF http://ufodc.com/
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>>132176714
What did they mean by this?
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>>132176637
Eesti can into space with teenie-tiny ESTCube.
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>>132175380
I always wished i could see high res pics of moon... with no atmosphere whatever is there stays there... If any civilizations made it to the moon, their gear should still be there...
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>>132175333
China also had a launch that was declared a "failure" today
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>>132174152

>UFO's are real and I can provide real sources with thousands of 4k photographs to prove that there are highly advanced craft out there.
Don't get me wrong hans; leave your cuck duties for a second and read my previous post. I never said ufos where a hoax.
Goddammit hans you could see one coming to us at this moment - pic semi related; and you just need to use jewgle sky. There's another buried under the antarctic ice; and I can go for long mention them. But I fail to provide any proof of my statement,and therefore, i get debunked. But if you have proofs of your bullshit put your money where you're putting your shit.
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>>132176474
Normie! There's no way I'm getting off the fence until I at least hear what pewdie, jack septiceye, laur southern golden one and laci green say on the matter. They're like literally off the hook based! Thas whuss up 4sheezy mah neezy!!
It's called synthesis and distillation of great minds, motherfucker.
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>>132154553
HAHAHAHA
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>>132154547
Not again. Get the cross.
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>>132177113
Amen I say to you brother please forgive my dismissive bahaviour i am undr the influece of alchohol atm. I got 3000% proof for your sir ! DO YOU HUNGER FOR KNOWLEDGE ? Very well please explore my source.
This is the real deal, The picture you have is old news to me. Revelation 12. Are you ready for shit to get wild ?!

http://ufodc.com/page%2024.html
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>>132177019
Just a lot of little weird coincidences.

The space defense bill.

SpaceS aborting launch for no clear reason.

The larp "anonymous" forcing NASA to make an on record statement on ayyliens.

Massive power outage.

Now China having space related problems.

Just odd all this in a short time span. Maybe something deep is about to go down.
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>>132176317
fight me on the moon
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>>132154553
Kekked me baterboi.
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>>132163161

rude, rude, killers made from heavy-set slaves?
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;)
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http://www.wnd.com/2017/07/pilot-mentions-weather-phenomenon-drops-off-radar/

>(MILWAUKEE JOURNAL-SENTINEL) — MILWAUKEE — National Transportation Safety Board investigators said Sunday there was a discussion between the pilot of a Cessna airplane and air traffic controllers about “local weather phenomenon.” Soon after, the aircraft dropped off radar and crashed, killing six.

>“We’re dealing with things that people just don’t want to talk about or see,” Price County Sheriff Brian Schmidt told local media.

>The Price County Sheriff’s Office said the airplane crashed at 3:21 a.m. CT Saturday near the north Wisconsin city of Phillips. The plane was found near State Highway 111 and U.S. Highway 8 in the town of Harmony.
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>>132177345
I hope so. It certainly feels like something big is coming.
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>>132177817
Interesting... am in milwaukee now...
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>>132178051
Why'd you crash that plane green guy? That was rude.
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>>132178051
What is this, ant lmao?
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>>132177995
Time will tell I guess. I'm usually pretty skeptical about ayylien stuff but all this info and happenings this close together is uncanny.
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>>132178210
>>132178210
They are already here. I have met them in my childhood. They are benevolent, my body froze with fear. The qustion is what will you do when the happening comes ? Go on if you dare witness what was hidden !
http://ufodc.com/page%2024.html
http://ufodc.com/page%2024.html
http://ufodc.com/page%2024.html
http://ufodc.com/page%2024.html
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>>132178194
>>132178205
It wasnt me you guys i swear... i was literally shitposting here at 325 am on saturday... :)
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>>132177803
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>>132178462
Oh, hello, Hanz.

Seen any Ford Transits lately?

;)
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>>132177995
something better happen... i am getting tired of of my sole purpose in life being to accumulate debt for some fucking assholes trafficking in shiny beads...
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>>132178548
thats a new one... what are we looking at here...
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>>132154553
damn
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>>132154148
High Quality
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>>132178755
Its defiently not a colony on mars that someone found a few years ago that has been removed from satellite imagery.
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>>132178462
Of course they are friendly to you. You are German, Hans. Same blood, same creator.
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>>132154148
That BPEarthWatch guy has more subs than Styx wtf....
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>>132179274
styx is autistic and occult is cringe.
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>>132178755
so sad that we are still igniting farts :-(
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>>132155768
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>>132176239
>>132176165
>>132175796
>>132175333
>Guidance abort
Isn't that the part of the operation issued by NASA?

Sounds like they got cucked and didn't even get to know why.>>132175333
>>132175333
>>132175333
>>132175333
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>>132154553
fierce
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>>132154553
kek ackmed with the bntz.
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>>132154148
Strangely, I can hear audio but no video until I actually go to the link. Soft censorship perhaps to cause panic? Fear, uncertainty and doubt is one of the lead causes of war and rumor of war.
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>>132179497
So what he still manages to deliver death blows to the legacy media.... This BPEarthWatch guy however was totally unknown till now and yet he is a youtube behemoth, wtf is going on here??!
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>>132179864
bro.. styx is retarded. youre prbly styx. this is why youre retarded. no one but you is talking about styx ITT.
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>>132159145

Who's Frank?
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>>132177330
God find hans, really a find example of an autoprobe doing probe things and stuff; but a good catch instead.
Any news from the south? Last time I heard od the ice camp was about of a brand new team of diamond dogs ready to run their tests.
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>>132180140
*nice example
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>>132180010
I'm not but he was a good example, same would go for dutchsinse, a guy that is able to predict earthquakes, even that genius has just 195k subs
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satellites aren't fucking real
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>>132156923
>54%
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>>132168619
A faster-than-light weather balloon.
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>>132179554
MOTHER... FUCKING... RAGE...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA
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>>132154553
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>>132168619
Thats some good sauce bruh... gots the double lobe and the smily face... Is space pepe actually not saturn and infact real???

where did you get this?
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>>132154553
God fucking dammit theres still a few left
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>>132155734
Ty epic Norway file bot
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>>132180277

Fuck yea, FE thread now.
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>>132154553
Well done, Hans.
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>>132159832
Gunpowder has its own oxidizer. The limitations to using conventional firearms in space comes from the moving parts. Lubricants used to cycle kinetic weapons in vacuum are hard to come by or are extremely expensive.

You can take your Glock into vacuum and it would work just fine for a few shots before seizing up.

A spaceship would easily be able to mount a cannon and use it repeatedly if the action was properly shielded from vacuum, stored inside the ship itself, with only the barrel exposed to vacuum.
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>>132181222

>a fucking leaf

son a decent gun can run without lubricant bone dry, if it can't it's a shit tier design. then again many firearms are shit tier designs.
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>>132181222
trips of justice... rail guns and laser weapons are also significantly more efficient in space...
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Unusual encrypted data burst transmissions on HFGCS, too.
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It's them.
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>>132154553
Add me to historical bantz archive.
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>>132160814
ur not real xD
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>>132181222
you just need lubricants that don't vaporize in extremely low pressures

getting rid of waste heat is a major issue as well
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>>132174152
Coincidentally, NASA is supposed to be testing asteroid deflection methods.
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>>132154148
On august 21st ALOT WILL HAPPEN. They are preparing for the full eclipse and biblical tribulation.

There are many theories on what will take
place.

> Preparing for Yellow Stone eruption August 21st : Billions will die. Go into space as a means of shelter.

>Project Blue Beam : During the full eclipse they will project a biblical image on the Eclipse to the masses.

>Tribulation for the final day of Sept 23rd: The red dragon is supposed to arrive on the 23rd of September and a rapture will begin.
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>>132182842
Sweet! There is one coming SUPER close on 07/07/2017. I think it's a small one though. I follow it on some App I use. The asteroid is named: 2017-BS6
App is called: Asteroid Alert
I couldn't find much info online about it though.
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>>132183200
2017 MA5 and 2017 MP7 will be a lot closer on the 6th and 8th.
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>>132183200
digits for post and digits for date... what does it mean?
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This is cool and all but I'm more curious about what the hell keeps making those crazy loud grinding/groaning noises around the world. Shit's weird.
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>>132182159
as long as you aren't mag dumping or laying down suppressive fire, you're fine, and since it's space, both those things are highly inadvisable

>>132181403
>ywn see pump and lever guns chosen for their utility in EVA combats
>inb4 you need more than what comes in a tube mag to finish a space firefight
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>>132159970
I'm not sure what you mean, niburu is related because pic related is niburu, and is at the foot of the woman (rev 12). it's a planet that doesn't reflect light and the size is hard to find out as there's many conflicting guesses and no evidence. but the fact that it's a dark planet is why it's visible like this in infared.
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>>132183409
Really? Hmm. This App shows MA5 A LOT farther away. The one I mentioned was almost twice as close than the moon when it passes.

And It doesn't show the MP7 one close at all.

Maybe this app is off, I'll find a different one to compare. It usually is acurate
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>>132183789
yeah the thing is i see two objects, not one.
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>>132159301
Hopefully first contact is with the Nordics and they bring lots of refugees from the Nordic/Reptillian war to mate with the white races of Earth.
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>>132177345
>The larp "anonymous" forcing NASA to make an on record statement on ayyliens.

I've been off of /pol/ lately and avoiding the news. Got more info on this?
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>>132154553
oh shit
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>>132176964
what the fuck
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Ayys and Ayy UFOs keeping watch on us are not real. All ufo related things are either hidden tech or hoaxes.
I mean, i'm close to developing a teleporter prototype but, does that make me an ayy? No, it just makes me a person with a normal functioning brain that doesn't believe in some fictional creatures just because he needs some phobia in his life just because life is boring.
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>>132183789
People thought this, but then some anon did space geometry and figured out that's pretty much exactly saturn's position when the telescope would have taken the image.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKS2e3-z2js
Have a watch
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Possibilities of shit that might go down.


>Yellow Stone Eruption August 21

>Niburu Hits

>Full Eclipse on August 21st/Biblical tribulation

>Sept 23rd when the Red dragon arrives and Jesus brings rapture.

>Elites use space as a final means of escape from whatever will happen.

>Or maybe aliens invade us instead.


Whatever happens millions will be fucked.
Just prepare yourselves.
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>>132175721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv_3iEaHz58
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>>132184622
the pre tribulation rapture is a jewish trick to make Christians passive and not want to fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvv2HPYdhMA
hear it from /ourpastor/
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>>132154553
naughty
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>>132181433

Here is the approximate location of space pepe (where the cursor is) in the visible spectrum... to the left you see the consolation virgo... looks like maybe a comet in there too...
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>>132183709

Probably HAARP
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>>132185683
sorry, no cursor, but it is the approximate location is just above the yellow box... i dont know when these images were taken though...
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>>132184174
https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/national/anonymous-nasa-to-announce-the-discovery-of-extraterrestrial-life/2017/06/26/88cad5fc-5a78-11e7-aa69-3964a7d55207_video.html

Tl;dr teh haxorz claimed they had proof NASA was about to reveal major info on ET life. NASA denied.
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Someone going to bake?
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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