I am half British, went to the UK for the first time last year expecting to find a Homeland. Instead, I learned Londoners are total assholes: a surprising number like trump, lots actually give a shit about the royals, and all generally shit on Americans based on what they see on TV. I was mocked for not knowing cockney, which sounds like standard bullshit British accent spoken with a cock in one's mouth. Their beer is mostly shit, CA and CO beers are tastier.
I went back 3 more times for work and every time I just wish I could have been in Europe instead. What do you have to say, britfags? Why is your shit so retarded?
(Pic related: British fuck doing a normal dumb British thing)