What is the most redpilled animal to own as a pet and why is it a cat?

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Its a frog.

>>132131720
What the fuck can a cat do? Get a large dog and teach it to do useful things. Dogs will also keep you active

>>132131720
>having pets
No, that is the opposite of red-pilled

But closest to redpill is
>Border Collier
>German Sheppard

>owning a pet
>that shits, pisses and leaves hair everywhere in your house
>living in filth together with animals

no thanks, I rather own no animals at all.
I don't need to own a living animal and decide when it eats.

>>132131720
My cat runs the the house. It is a well established fact around here that cats are the master race. Also, male cats are bro-tier. Females are ok but don't bond as well.

Apart from cats spiders are a totally Aryan animals to keep around the house, especially the larger Therasophids, they control pests and bite people who mess with your stuff.

>>132131845
>he needs an animal to be active
you are the fuck cucked leaf ever
I bet you even fuck you dog

>>132132123
Summer : the post

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>>132131720

Cat detected.

>>132132123
fuck off fake flagger

>>132132123
>My cat runs the the house. It is a well established fact around here that cats are the master race. Also, male cats are bro-tier. Females are ok but don't bond as well.
>Apart from cats spiders are a totally Aryan animals to keep around the house, especially the larger Therasophids, they control pests and bite people who mess with your stuff.

t. Toxoplasmosis infection

>>132131720
Cats are the Jews of the animal kingdom.

>>132132218
I dislike dogs. The like to roll in deat, rotten animal carcasses they find, then eat shit before jumping in bed with you and licking your mouth. Dog owners are usually dirty, unkempt people. People who have cats are well-organized, neat and clean.

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>>132132229
I'm 48 years old buddy.

>>132132283
Yeah, well I live in America and I don't fly a flag of a nation which surrendered to the kikes without a fight. land of the free my ass. Retarded Walshart zombie.

>>132132314
NOthing wrong with a little toxoplasmosis. We share our bodies with thousands of different organisms anyways. When's the last time you dewormed your mom anyways?

>>132132218
I'm cucked because I realize that dogs are better pets? Can you go cross country skiing and have your pet running through the snow beside you?

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Plebs would say it is cats, but in reality, it's rats.

They'll be here after we're all dead, and they have a hand in killing us by spreading disease.

>>132131720

Dogs but not the nigger dogs or manlet dogs. German Shephards. Dobermans.

>>132133198
keep your dog on a leach in parks you shit head

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>Petting the feline Jew

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>people ITT thread don't have ferrets that they feed chicken hearts to.

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Dogs are.

>>132133691
apparently OP thinks being a cuck to his own pet makes him """red pilled"""

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>>132131720
>Cute
>Clean as hell
>Has an independent soul but also loves you
>Meows
>Soft hair
And lots of other reasons. Fuck. Just 1 hour ago. I buried a kitten. She was with me for 2 days but... Love the animals you son of a bitches! Loving and caring about nature and animals is the basis of redpillness.

>>132133464
>Has never been to BC

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>>132131720
Cats can be pretty loyal and based.
Had a bengal that killed a snake in our house. He died recently.

>>132131845
Cats kill vermin, dogs attract vermin.

>>132131760
Underrated.

>>132133622
Ferrets are pretty cool, my uncle has two and they are wild little fuckers

>>132131720
This belongs on bant

Sage

>>132133838
R.I.P.
Sorry to hear that brotha.

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>>132133838
>>132133819

I'm sorry anons. Birdhug.

>>132132520
These broad generalizations couldn't be more wrong.

Cat people tend to be social failures at life. Disorganized beta neets who live in squalor.
Dog owners are hardy, capable, realistic people.

>>132131720
Occult significance. Also low-maintenance.

>Owning any pet that will try and devour you the moment you drop dead

This is some wife's son level of cucking

The true redpill is to have at least 1 dog and at least 1 cat, but no more than that if you can't take care of them
>dog
most loyal companion
protects you + house*
can be trained for: playing, herding, attacking, etc
>cat
pest control
decent companion
if raised with dog properly, keeps dog entertained

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The ultimate red pill on cats.

Seeing-eye dogs, military dogs, police dogs, cadaver dogs, herding dogs, hunting dogs, guard dogs...

Cats, on the other hand, do jack shit. Oh, "they kill mice." Whoop-de-shit. I'd rather just buy some rat poison, it's cheaper and will kill a lot more than any single cat ever will.

>kot
>redpilled

>>132133357
the weak should fear the strong

>>132134138

Cats know they need to be stronk and fend for themselves. Dogs starve without a human to help them. Plebs.

Cats are a vermin tier creature. Shot a lot of stray cats at the farm. Whenever someone was tired of their cat they would bring it over and my buddies and I would dispose off them.

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>>132131720

>>132132002
>Having a pet notorious for its indpendence
>Keep it inside the house where its natural instincts slowly gets killed year after year
No wonder you want to have a cuck animal like a dog

>>132134138
Survival of the fittest. Dead body is just meat. I love dogs but they are morons of the nature.

>>132134245
Dogs respect bodies

>>132131720
because cats are the only pets that purr.

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>>132131720
Cats are the most bluepilled pet

Liking cats is not natural to humans
It is caused by a Parasitic infection in the human brain by the bacteria Toxoplasma Ghondii

T. Ghondii is a bacteria that breeds in the intestines of cats and is then shit out
It infects the brains of other creates (usually mice) to make them receptive to cats to promote its own life cycle

Caring about cats is literally having your brain hijacked.

>>132134305

Except pitbulls and other kinds of terriers.

>>132134138
so what your dead
dogs will eat you too when they get too hungry

>>132131720
Who the fuck walks a cat?

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>>132134289
>not having multiple of different pets

>>132133838
Beautiful!

Cats are absolute shit tier. Never felt a genuine bond with one like I have dogs. I've felt more love from pet rats. Dogs are family, your partners, and your best friend. They live and breathe friendship.

>>132131720
Who keeps his cat on a leash?

>>132134305
My cat isn't going to run across the street and kill somebody leaving me liable for it. There are no dangerous breeds of cat, they are all kind, loving and gentle creatures where dogs can snap and rip your face of at any moment. Dogs are the niggers of the animal world.

>>132131720
When I lived in south Africa we ones a couple of caffers, weren't much good for conversation but they kept the house and garden in good nick and didn't need too much discipline before they figured out the rules.

>>132131845
My cat hunt birds just for the hell of it, he doesn't even eat them. I just find them near the sandbox every now and then.

>>132134352
Except I let my cat shit in the garden + have minimal actual contact because I'm allergic to its hair but I still like cats a lot better than dogs? How would I ever catch it?

>>132134497
>I've felt more love from pet rats.

Pet rats love you more than a dog ever wil. Rats are best pet.

>>132134249
>Cats are a vermin tier creature

Just ask any Australian. They're a shoot-on-sight pest in that country.

cats are brotier, quiet, patient and promote self reflection and thought, they take care of themselves, you dont need to pick up their shit,
and theyre cute :3

>>132134590
What are tigers, lions, panthers etc?

>>132134754

Then why are there so many abbos?

>>132134138
Dogs are larger and can go longer without eating.

>>132134497
i love cats
i hate you

>brainmemeaboutpetssaying"niggas"atthebottom

>>132134138
In the end, the dog would eat your corpse as well. The cat was just smart enough to realize you wouldn't get up to feed it and therefore was dead. The dog waited like a fucking retard.

>>132134924
>....jpg

>>132134773
We don't normally keep them as pets but I have a friend who has a licensed private collection of cougars and they are just big sweethearts. Unlike dogs people didn't breed them to be evil and vicious.

>>132131720
>Cats
>Redpilled
Pick one

I doubt the animal that literally turns people gay is very redpilled. Toxoplasma gondii has been linked to an increased likelihood of becoming a homosexual and is conveniently found in cat feces. Their species is trying to kill us off by turning is gay and you think they can compare to dogs who actually save people's lives?

>>132131720
White man as a slave.

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>>132131720

>>132134305
Dogs are just stupid. They respect only their human. If their human orders they can even kill a baby. Again, I love dogs, I love all animals, but cats are definitely better than dogs.

>>132135107
lmao wtf kind of shit brained conspiracy theory is this? I've had cats for over 20 years and I'm straight as fuck

>>132135145
cats aren't betas like dog
even on a leach it will refuse to obey you and will make you drag him

>>132134352
You can only get toxoplasmosis if you digest raw meat/faeces infected by it. Stop eating cat shit.

>>132133982
>>132133984
>>132134482
Thank you lads

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>>132131720
a blackie.

>>132133514
>not knowing the proper term as the Purring Jew

>>132134447
my cat unironically gets walked on a daily basis

>>132134289
>No wonder you want to have a cuck animal like a dog
I said I want no animals, learn to read Luigi.

>>132134138
Cats shit in and flush toilets.
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES PAJEETS

>>132131720
a nigger

>>132134447
if they are overweight they typically go down the slippery slope of not going outside and hunting, so they need exercise or a restriction of food for them to be active again

>>132131720
Cats came from the middle east and are muslim pets.. Dogs are the pet of the white man

>>132133838
Beautiful cats. Sorry, mate.

>>132135107
Yeah dogs sure save lives. When is the last time kitty cats did this:

UPDATE 06/28/17: On Tuesday, a Bozeman woman donated her organs and was taken off life support after being horribly mauled by two dogs. Melissa Barnes, 65-years old, was left brain dead after two pit bulls belonging to a tenant attacked her Saturday. Doctors had to wait nearly three days after she was declared brain dead before taking her off life support because the dogs were not vaccinated. Doctors had to await the rabies tests results before donating her organs.

Our hearts go out to this woman's family. There is no preparation for what they saw in that hospital room; the aftermath of a multi-pit bull mauling.

The attack occurred on June 24 at 5499 Love Lane. The dog's owner, Wayne Bartlett, rented from Barnes and lived on the same property as her for six years. Comments left by Bartlett's girlfriend indicate that she lived upstairs. "She was the landlady upstairs," she wrote. Certainly Barnes was familiar with the pit bulls and vice versa. Bartlett's dogs -- Bane, a 6-year old male pit bull and Kitty, a 13-year old female pit bull-mix -- were put down, allowing the rabies tests to proceed at all.

>>132133838
RIP

>>132135506

Cats are the pets of the glorious Egyptian master race.

>>132135538
All the time

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/12/cat-saves-family-from-fire-by-biting-owners-arm-6442359/

Doberman master race

>>132132520
Purely anecdotal but me and my buddy are in the same age group, he owns two cats and I own two dogs.
Me
>Hiking daily with dogs
>Always have two bros excited to see me whenever I'm home
>Can take big dog anywhere off leash and he'll listen/ stay close to me
>Both cool with other dogs and kids and people

Him
>Goes home after work and stays there
>Literally turns off his phone after receiving one call from anybody
>He's allergic to his own fucking cat, has to take pills before bed because the cat sleeps with him
>Cats a major cunt and claws at anybody who tries to pet it.

Ive definitely discussed Toxo with him and my other friends and he thinks it's just some bullshit we made up to talk shit on him for owning cats. But aside from that not only are cats anti social fuckwads they make you an antisocial fuckwad. Dog owners are just happy being do owners. Cat owners HAVE to let you know how important their relationship with their cat is. Almost to justify to themselves why they have one

>>132134497
Dogs fear you.
Cats love you.
Your mother's a whore.

>>132133838
F

>>132135820
Dogs depend on you.
Cats are indifferent on whether you're dead or not.
Your mom didn't hug you as a child.

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