What are your favourite trump tweets /pol/?
>>132119772
Probably the diet coke one
"I said no!" Has had me smiling for a few days.
>>132119772
I think this basically sums up the entire election
Also his Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart tweets were fucking hilarious.
>>132124278
that's so based
>>132124278
>>132124810
They were whining that he didn't tweet anything for the LGBTS;DFJSFLSDJSD++++ people in June (the perverts want an entire month?!), either.
>>132119772
LOL, did he really say that? That's almost a Poo in Loo joke.
>>132124278
and he also went to military school and then dodged the draft, which makes it even more hilarious
>>132125419
Couldn't serve if you were flatfooted until like the 2000s I think
>>132125003
The antenna on trump tower in Chicago was flashing roygbiv all week
>>132125172
>being this retarded
LOL I BELONG ON POL GUISE
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
This is my new favorite.
I said no!
Sad!
Many such cases!
>>132126000
What's the "I said no!" one?
>>132125949
wew
>>132126077
>>132119772
>joe is joe
>sad!
>many such cases!
>>132125712
Thanks anon, I guess it still wasn't enough for them.
>>132119772
>>132123576
are those real (link)?
>>132126752
>(((Steinberg)))
Did the Jews give us Trump? Are the Jews playing 8D backgammon?
>>132119772
Literally the last one he just posted
>>132125172
I don't care if you're a kid, you gotta be a fucking retarded son, go play with my gun, your mother and I will get started on a new son, and this time ill make her lay off the liqour and cigerretes
>>132127041
>>132126752
Yup. And I remember this Steinberg kike writing something later on because everyone was flooding him with autistic screeching for "being the one who gave us Trump". It was hilarious
>>132125644
Yeah that's the reason. :^)
>>132126205
Oh yeah how'd I forget that lol
>>132123942
wow wtf
Probably my favorite. Really made you realize Trump was gonna take on the ENTIRE establishment.
>>132125139
All time favourite
what the hell
>>132119772
Trump is done at this point. Not even his most ardent supporters approve of these antics.
>>132130398
I don't approve. But I don't care if he does it; it's funny.
>>132129885
Get fucked Achmed
>>132123576
My fucking sides holy shit
>>132129885
You nigger
>>132129885
kike
>>132130026
Same.
>>132130508
^ this. His shitposts are what makes him so appealing. I love it.
>>132125139
"He made a good decision" isnt that pro gay? LGBTBBQ crowd should shut the fuck up then
>>132129885
>>132125172
It is definitely a veiled poo in loo joke.
>>132129885
hh
>>132129885
>>132129885
Kike
>>132125719
He fucking NAILED it with that prediction.
>>132125644
Hahahahahahahahaha omg
I know that's not real but it's still hilarious
>>132129885
Sometimes I wish that your whole country would beak off and sink slowly into the sea.
>>132129885
nigger
>>132127297
How come i have never seen this screenshotted and all over /pol/, that sounds hilarious
>>132119772
This thread should be dedicated as rolls for trump.
Trips
how can we forget him talking about our greatest ally?
>>132131911
Close enough
"left wing" hacks
<000000000000O0O0O0O0O>
>>132129885
Fuck you
>>132129885
>>132129734
read it with the voice of full metal jacket drill sergeant
GOD KNOWS THAT I LOVE THEIR UNIQUE SHITPOSTING STYLE BUT THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL TWEET HAVE I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE,
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/795954831718498305
>>132125014
Its better with pic for reference
>>132129885
Posting
>>132127271
Perfectly said
>>132125832
>taking the bait
>>132129885
Sad!
>>132126756
Are you retarded?
>>132129885
sad!
The madman who started it all
>(((berg)))
>>132132208
Who is this spunk junkie
>>132129885
heh
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
>>132132891
not sure, to be honest, senpai
>>132132891
>>132132999
Idk who she is but i found more...
http://www.karayou.com/thread-857791-1.html
>>132129885
Fuck you
>>132129885
fag
>>132125949
Oh my fuck
>>132129885
>>132129885
>>132130261
POO
>>132129885
>>132129885
fuck you cunt
>>132119772
The Lord Sugar bantz was top tier
>>132119772
Probably the one today, honestly. But, I'm also at the point of saying, I think he needs to chill a bit. It's good to keep the opposition guessing and on their feet, but recently, he's got the right condemning him. It's fine to keep them on the edge, but don't wanna end up pushing them over the point of no return. I would very much like to see Trump finish his terms, but I'm honestly starting to feel like he is pushing things too far.
He can control the game, but he still has to play. I say tone it down a bit, but that's just my opinion.
>>132129885
Asshole
>>132134914
Shut your fucking piehole.
Are you a billionaire? Are you president that won against all odds?
Go suck bernie's wife's dick
>>132129885
Fuk u
nobody posted the dopey saudi prince one
>>132129885
Fuck u sven
>>132132880
wuz kangz n shiet
>>132135176
Canada.
>>132129885
reeee
>>132129885
hh
>>132129885
saage
>>132119772
despite the constant negative press covfefe
>>132129885
Why AChmed Why
>>132129885
>>132121124
It wasn't a facelift, Drumpty Dumpty! It was only chin work!
REEEEEEEE
>>132129885
clown
Search twitter for "Inciting Violence"; click LATEST and start fighting back!
Situation: >Dipshits on twitter are crying about Trumps "BTFO CNN WWE Smackdown Gif Video" as:
"INCITING VIOLENCE"
AMMO:
>Double Standard Much? What about Liberal Hate?
SUCH AS:
>Russia Collusion Narrative
Kathy Griffin Beheading
>Central Park "Julius Caesar"
MSM Coverage
>Assassination Attempts
Faked Hate Crimes
>Liberal Hypocrisy
Leftists Tolerating Violence
>Double Standards
Antifa
Love for Communism, regardless of 100million dead.
http://riggedit.com/2017/06/27/hate-crimes-videos/
http://riggedit.com/2017/06/27/leftists-tolerating-violence/
http://riggedit.com/2017/06/27/faked-hate-crimes/
http://riggedit.com/2017/06/27/politically-motivated-leftist-violence-this-election-year/
MEMES TO SPAM:
http://riggedit.com/memes/
LOLZ
>>132129885
Okie dokie then
>>132135399
This is deep
>>132129885
Enough.
>>132125719
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>132129885
in her sleep sounds like a comfy way to go. it's a good thing the pic didn't specify when.
>>132136723
maybe he meant to say Go Pepe instead of covfefe
>>132125719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_NJRNtNlg
>>132137009
Maybe you should kill yourself faggot. Fuck drumpf and...... Nevermind I love Trump what am I saying?
>>132137009
I heard someone say he was secretly referring to Okeefe as in the project veritas dude
>>132129885
>>132137268
Brave New World
>>132129885
fuck
>>132123942
Fuk that for some reason.....brought me to tears.
>>132136723
Fucking this. I'm envious I can't tweet some gibberish and IMMEDIATELY spawn terabytes of memes and endless streams of liberal tears.
>>132125139
Lmao
>>132129885
pls no
>>132125832
Mockery doesn't make you seem cool ya know.
All time favorite
>>132129885
kek good one
I'm partial to the "Joe is Joe" one.
>>132126752
>>132127041
>>132127297
https://www.theverge.com/2016/10/14/13288718/twitter-trump-joke-meme-russell-steinberg-interview
>>132138779
my fucking sides
>>132138987
Archived it for you
https://archive.is/wbVwI
>>132129885
No
>>132129885
Jokes on you, nigger. My mom's an insomniac.
A few of my favorites.
>>132129885
damn
>>132124278
its so clear to see
>>132125419
god works in mysterious ways, if he would have entered the draft then, he would have risked his life, we need him NOW, MAGA
>>132131962
Oh no a wild flagget appears!
>>132129885
Fuggg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cyPZKdW-XQ
These ones are fucking great
>>132139189
Hahaha
>"Ill keep drinking that garbage"
>"They cannot help the fact they were born fucked up"
Man, wish there was a trump bot that would automatically roast people who tweeted it
>>132129885
you nig nog
https://twitter.com/POTUS
>he posted the CNN take-down on @POTUS
>mfw this will be archived for years to come
>>132125949
Christ, the ass blasted responses are pathetic.
"Inciting violence" against CNN. What happened to #resist?
>>132134490
Fucking ruthless
>>132134914
Alright Captain Limp Wrist whatever you say.
>>132136723
>tfw verified people spent countless hours coming out with witty explanations for what convfefe means
>tfw nobody gives a shit a few days later
>>132119772
Lol
..
This shit should be like Pokemon cards
>>132134490
PLEASE STOP WINNING I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!11!
>>132137009
It was most likely coverage.
Weird
>>132137268
bipolar nigger faggot MAGA BIOTCH
>>132129885
Mama :(
150 replies in and still nobody posted this
>>132129885
Sad!
How many today?
>>132129885
r
>>132129885
f
>>132119772
Hahaha
Probably his platonic homosex crush
>>132129885
Fuck you mopther fucker!
>>132119772
The one were he clotheslined CNN. Probably the best one in a few days at least
>>132134490
This was like watching Mike Tyson beating up a Walmart greeter
>>132129885
Go fuck yourself
>>132129885
favorite
>>132129885
fucking sven
>>132129885
Kys
>>132129885
Alrighty then.
>>132129885
Motherfucker
>all these people replying to "post or ur mom dies" trash
should be ban worthy 2bh
>>132124278
The enemies of America couldn't make themselves more clear.
>>132125419
Wrong. He had a medical waiver, and then want selected by the draft lottery.
>>132123942
That watermark is literal cancer. Back to le_doland with you
>>132131100
No.
Showing tolerance to gays isn't pro-LGBT. You have to be willing to accept thousands of unskilled third-world immigrants that want gays executed into your country. Only then will you be pro-LGBT.
Gays are retarded.
>>132129885
>>132129885
.
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS ISNT PRESIDENTIAL!
COVFEFE!
BIGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>132125688
>>132142798
Agreed
Bunch of underage posters
>>132132617
Gay jew
>>132139441
I can't stand when people use that to attack him.
As a vet myself it pisses me the fuck off considering 9/10 times its some dumb asshole who never was in anyway.
And the vets that bitch I just say eat shit, he's the Supreme Commander of US now. Even 5 star generals are his bitches.
>>132125949
>MODERN DAY Presidential
>>132142798
You do get banned for it.
>>132129885
Faggot
>>132143195
>>132129885
You fuck
>>132129885
Fuc
>>132129885
>Sad!
breddy gud desu
>>132136723
>>132137009
>>132140658
>Be Donald Trump
>Writing a tweet about negative press coverage
>Typo and write "covfefe"
>Fuck this is funny
>I didn't really give a shit about this tweet anyway
>Hit post
>Madness ensues
>>132125014
>>132129885
Bitch ass nigger
>>132137229
Benjy is so underrated
>>132125139
Ouch
>>132125172
Yeah trumpf literally just said it like 10 mins ago
>>132119772
They're all pretty good; it's very hard to pick a favorite. The covfefe one has to be my most recent favorite tweet of his.
>>132129885
Fuck u
>>132129885
?
>>132143971
It should have ended with trump saying 'You're fired'
For septics who don;t understand the reference, trump sits in the american version of sugar's chair on the apprentice
>>132136496
KANGZ
>>132129885
:-(
>>132123576
i'm cryin over here!
guys atleast stop posting fake shit and take this golden one.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/338044904645226498
http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/archive
>>132124278
>>132145189
>>132129885
k
>>132129885
>>132140771
You forgot the the reply after he was elected
>>132129885
>>132129885
jokes on you I hope this happens :)
>>132119772
How amazing the POTUS is just an autist Twitter troll.
>>132129885
>>132123576
HAHA ALL CRED GOES TO ME PLEASE LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE ADD KE ON TWITTER AND TWITCH FOR MORE LAUGH IN THE FUTURE ALSO PLEASE DONATE I HAVE CRIPPLING ACNE
>>132145757
hahaha.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuGiwDQEvDc
>>132145757
>9/11/2016
that cheeky arab fuck
>>132134490
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Sugar
>Sugar was born in Hackney, East London, into a Jewish family.
>Lord Sugar is an atheist, but remains proud of his Jewish heritage.
>>132146083
couldn't stop laughing. moar please!
>>132146647
nice catch here is your you in great honor.
>>132137229
Based Benji
>>132137229
Is this why Benji was kicked off the show?
The tweet that started it all
>>132146944
thanks friend, nice get
>>132124278
Based
>>132132891
Nigga doesn't know smug bitch
Smdh famalam senpai anon-sama
>>132125014
The man should write poetry
>>132146647
>that cheeky arab
recieve knowledge. september 11th 1863 was the last time the caliphate tried to invade europe. The battle of vienna. So cheeky is putting it mildly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvdnk&spfreload=10
>>132148013
Sorry 1683
>>132125719
funny to think this chain of events won him the election
>>132141075
I think eagles are pretty based
>>132125719
Lol
>>132125644
Holy shit my sides
>>132148278
if only he knew back then what he would become
>>132131962
fuck off CIA
>>132136417
holy kek
>>132149272
Holy shit
>>132134490
This is insane. Born too late to explore the earth...
>>132140673
More like they called him Dongol Drumpf as they gave him swirled.
>>132136417
Holy fuck that's great
the one of him in wrestlemania punching the guy with cnn as a face... that's the best so far
Anyone got any low energy Dem Tweets?
>>132131242
That one is my favorite. Dunno why, i just find it funny.
>>132143195
>le_doland
kek i'm gonna use this now
>>132124278
based pres
>>132119772
Its problay that one
>>132131557
what a mad man
true classic
>>132125832
>mocking someone for not living up to your standards of an image board
jeez youre a huge faggot
>>132126752
My favourite, hands down
>>132134914
>still has to play the game
What game, the one where he takes it in the anus from the media and has to smile like a faggot?
>tfw you are half way through a btfo response and realize it is just Muh Nuclear Codes pasta repackaged.
we've been kicked around pushed aside now we fight back and they're all losing their shit.. whats the matter.. we love you too but we want to love eachother aswell.
>>132149990
born just in time to shitpost on the internet
people 100 years from now may never know this feel m8
>>132152030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSH-_ScN6G0
>>132132891
All I could get was Susann, from Femjoy.
I love him more than ever after this thread
R
>>132150232
>Minerva
What a coincidence
>>132152829
Trump goes to the golf course for business deals to avoid WH leaks, Obama went golfing during natural disasters.
>>132124278
Yes remember the heroes who died so we could become Germany's puppet state again and a afro-muslim shithole.
>>132152829
Kek, remarkable if you think about it even john oliver came out and said obama needs to be less extravagant.. in his holidays When even the hardline leftist propagandist come out and say cool your jets.. you'd think you might react.. nope.. he has his vacations the same way he ran his presidency.. influential people is who he want to hang with rather than doing his job. (he's muslim brotherhood agent)
Lol
>>132132873
This.
Of course it's fucking real.
>>132153325
>how to not read between the lines the post.
You should be the last to grandstand about virtue here. I would say low iq but you're so busy importing them so you will figure it out soon enough.. all your proud tradition and your lineage.. down the fucking toilet.. Unless you start paying attention and doing something about it.
>>132153684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKC_RQtvAR0
>>132135399
I loved this timeline
>>132123576
no way thats real
>>132140608
this one really took my noggin for a joggin
>>132126756
If you can't distinguish real and fake statements of a person in such a high position anymore, you know in wich state this country is. When even real tweets sound like satire, this say much about the person.
>>132129734
>I will teach them
>>132136568
WHAT WAS THIS PICTURE I MUST KNOW
>>132136723
>people bought custom license plates of this
"We" and "covfefe"!
>>132131962
Yah he's a funny guy, but basically a funny kyke shill. Overall a piece of shit.
>>132130398
His most ardent supporters either don't care about PR at all or are shitposter themselves.
I for one am very proud of a shitposting president.
>>132119772
looks like I have to kill you now pal. Sad!
>>132156160
How can anyone not love this man?
This time i know its for real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtDAAPO-j4
>>132157799
WE'RE COMING BACK
>>132126756
lmao
>>132125644
Holy shit I kek'd hard
>>132139189
holy shit those two 2014 ones lmao
>>132125419
only stupid people went to Nam.
>>132132617
Disrespectful nipples is one of my favorites.
>>132140368
>>132143998
pay denbts
>>132131242
>>132150363
That one is my favorite too. I like it because you can read it in his voice, and it's a completely absurd thing for a billionaire to say.
>>132132891
https://femjoy.com/models/susann
>>132145588
real?
>>132132617
>>132125014
personal favourite here
>>132129885
>[Deleted]
Don't be faggots mods, he earned those (you)s
>>132160107
>real?
yes. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/330360556362018816
Jonathan leibowitz and john oliver etc. made a career on shitting on trump.. ofcourse he's going to give a little back
The whole drumpf thing remember? 400 years ago they changed their name, he like a surgeon pointed out how he did the same just recently because of his father.. he's a (((leibowitz))) not a stewart.. why try to hide it.. haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6sU3AclT4
Cher BTFO
Hill dawg btfo