CALLING ISRAELIS ON /pol/

>>132105323
Fuck off we're full. Now take in these immigrants

do i have to cut my foreskin off to marry a jewish girl?

>>132105379
Think so.

>>132105375
you don't have to be a jew to be israeli, most of us are seculars, but getting citizenship becomes easier if you're a jew

most israelis hate russians, arabs, niggers and orthodox jews

30% of our population are arabs

the great israeli civil war will wipe them out and make israel great again

houses are very expensive because we can't build houses anymore

the country is really small, you could explore all of it in less than 12 hours

>>132105323
I'm a Pakistani Muslim with a Jewish mother and I'll be moving soon. Best of luck Spainaird bro

>>132105841
Based paki.

>>132105841
good thing i know people in the migration center.

>>132106023
Lmao like they can stop me

>>132105323
Good question,I'd like to know if we can pull the whole I'm sephardi shit on them or not

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>>132105748
>mfw my brother married a Jewish girl

>>132106271
Parte del motivo por el que pregunto es eso.

>>132106351
"Part of the reason I'm asking the question is because of that."

t. living in california

>>132105379
No, you just have to be wealthy.

>>132105323
Sure, why not? Come if you want, but since you're not a jew you'll probably have a longer immigration proccess. Haredim will probably be cunts to you, but don't worry, they're cunts to everyone that isn't a part of their group. Since you're not jewish, you can enter arab dominated areas, including Beit Lechem and others, but they're generally shit holes (except Beit Lechem) so why would you go in anyway? Welcome, enjoy, and don't forget that too many leftists ruin a country!

>>132105323
Thats right all of spain needs to go there, diversity is good for you! Open borders for Israel! Insha´allah!

>>132107120
Also, housing is expensive as shit because we almost can't build because of lefty whinning, so if you're in the housing buisness, you can try and start building in the Negev, but you'll have to create jobs there.

>>132107120
>>132107294
Thanks for the info. I probably despise leftists as much as you, so there's nothing to worry about in that regard. Do you happen to know of any particular areas where lawyers would be wanted?

>>132105323
Come, but we're jews.

>>132107484
Everywhere. Israel has the highest lawyer per capita & in the world. Even higher than the US.

Don't forget you're moving to a country where everyone is a kike.

>>132107484
Law in Gentile nations is oversaturated as it is. Law in a Jewish nation? Lmao

>>132107484
Everywhere mate, but if you're catholic, maybe you should settle in Jerusalem.

>>132105323

From what I understand if you do get in you'll immediately be drafted (unless you're really old or physically disabled) so I hope you're okay with putting in I think two years military service plus additional reserve duty.

>>132107484
Why not just convert to reform or conservative judaism, anon? You can actually get citizenship immediately in Israel, gibs and tax breaks to help you move, and you don't even have to cut part of your schlong skin off.

>>132108379
Israel stopped drafting immigrants a while ago.

>>132108434

Security risk issues?

>>132108017
Don't listen to this kike. Go to Tel Aviv. Women there are fine AF. Jerusalem is full of shitskins

>>132108017
>if you're catholic, maybe you should settle in Jerusalem
Why? I heard the various Christian flavours all hate eachother and regularly fight eachother, so that police has to come and break it up.

Basically, Jerusalem brings out all that's wrong with religion in general. Not just the Christian one.

>>132108559
Anon you do realize he isn't Jewish so he can't even become a citizen without living in Israel for a super long time and giving up his old citizenship? They don't draft immigrants who become citizens, but they definitely don't draft non citizens ffs

>>132108675
Those are probably Arab Christians though.

>>132108783
No, Greek, Armenian and Roman Christians mainly.

>>132108863
Yeah, all ethnics.

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>>132108561
wrong
>>132108017
right

>>132105323
Op you have a profession? You will need a working visa if you want to live here, otherwise you can't work and can't stay longer than 6 months or a year I don't recall.

Jerusalem is the non degenerate "european city" if you ignore all the Ultraorthodox jews (which are mostly harmless).
Lots of bars, the birthplace of Christianity - church of sepulture - Via Dolorosa, tons of holy christian places.
Chill bars, chill people, beautiful cozy streets and pretty clean.

Tel aviv is for hgih-tech primarily so if you work in that move there.
Tel aviv is the LGBT capital of the world its pretty degenerate, dirty and lots of drug addicts and alcoholics.
Shitty bauhouse architecture and extreme moisture that will make you want to die.

Ask me more specific things and I'll gladly answer.
(I'm halv jewish half christian - jew dad christian mom)

pic related is Jerusalem.

>>132108380
How does one convert?
>>132108561
Not interested in their women, at least not for now.

>>132108920
Saw a documentary about two weeks ago. The Church of the Holy Sepulchre is a superstructure over a chapel, and the chapel is in urgent need of repairs. Since the 1950s. Only now did the major denominations agree on a plan how to repair it, which archaeologist gets to touch which stone, etc.
It's fucking unbelievable.

>>132106332
mazel tov

>>132108944
I'm still studying so I don't have a profession yet, but I'm talking about possibly moving in the future. I'm pretty sick of European cities and of moisture too, but it sounds like my girlfriend would appreciate it, perhaps. I'm thinking Jerusalem seems like a good option.

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>>132109088
Looks tacky and ostentatious t.b.h

>>132105323
fuck off

we should literally take jerusalem and move it brick by brick to europe

also spain is gorillions better to live in in every single way

prove me wrong spakike

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>>132109322
what you and your gf should do is come to Jerusalem for a visit in the summer and see yourselves.
tourists are pretty ecstatic when them come the first time. It's called the Jerusalem syndrome.

>>132109042
>How does one convert?
Go to a conservative or reform synagogue and just ask the rabbi. It does take about a year but the immigration process for a goy would probably actually be longer.

>>132109728
Will do.

>>132109391
>>132109460
We need more Christians here and less niggers/sandniggers
Let the goy come and judge by himself.

>>132111190
Here's the thing: Back here, Christians are just secular, normal, decent people. But the ones that move to the "Holy Land" are Superchristians, they sport blind faith, stubbornness, religious zeal etc. They are like your ultra orthodox Jews, only without the beards and the hats.

>>132111748
>nigger

opinion discarded, go the fuck back to africa

>>132111984
What on Earth gave you that idea?
Have you done too much drugs?

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>>132112245
>Have you done too much drugs?

>>132111748
>secular
>normal
oh im laffin

>>132112420
We don't start a civil war and try to kill eachother like you people do.

>>132112562
>thinks we will start a civil war and that we want to kill eachother
how strong is the propaganda machine in germunny

>>132105323
>Israel
>How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

>>132113299
Since they have their kippat barzel anti rocket rockets that destroy over 95% of what Hammas sends over, the muzzies are back to knife attacks.

So what you should be worried about is if you have to take the bus or are outside where people are, for shopping, for anything, that some shitskin thinks you look Western and sticks a knife into you.

>>132105323
fuck off we're full

>When TLV is degenerate but not enough for womyn to be total sluts