Damn it

>>132103501
I feel you man. Back when i asked my parents about my heritage they were like "well mostly austrian, hungarian, german"
>already smiling like an ubermensch
"oh and your great grandfather was a jewish professor"
>fuck

>>132103501
>JEWISH HERITAGE?
Dude , thats even worse than being an Indian .

Well at least you can get away with being anti Semitic in public if you openly say you're part Jew

>>132103501
I'm sold.

>>132103650
M U T T
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>>132103501
>mfw 7.5% ashkenazi

>>132103501
>I just found out i have jewish heritage
That sucks

>from my mothers side
This is just a kike meme. It doesn't matter which side you're getting kike genes from.

I was terrified to have Jew in me. Feels good knowing I'm the result of 3 Scottish grandparents, 1 Hungarian grandparent.

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>>132103501
Well?

>>132103811
at least i can sue goyim for no reason

>>132103501
Do you have the nose or other jew features though? You might be able to hide it for the rest of your life if you don't.

>>132103950
(((Hungarian)))

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>>132103501
These might cheer you up.

My mum got her DNA tested and had like 5% Ashkenazi. I'm terrified to get tested to see how much of it I got.

>>132103937
the worst part is that they were pro-soviet jews from russia

>>132103501
Now you have a chance to infiltrate their ranks.
It's not about having pair of genes from the kikes.
It's mostly about their ideology.

what is wrong with being a jew?

>>132104026
Jealous of inforced borders??

>>132104154
Besides who knows if you get intellectual advantage.

>>132104109
If you were truly redpilled, you'd kill any siblings you have, their children if any, as well as yourself.

>>132104154
i have never seen a jew with green eyes, but perhaps i have long hair so if i learn the language i can pass as one of them

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>>132103501
go to the promised land
embrace your jewishness
but dont forget about us
bring back knowledge and money

>tfw have been to israel twice
>have taken the israeli pill

they are just people too

>>132104230
this reminds of the german dude who committed suicide after he found out he had jewish ancestors

>>132103501
Mazal Tov
When's the Mila?

>>132103650
>>132103950
>four grandparents?
Canadians confirmed gay.

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>>132104301
i can bring you some shekels, but i need a costume first

>>132103501

Most of us have ashkenazi somewhere in our genes.

Unfortunately, I have it in my name.
I'll be got on the day of the gas.

But it's okay, because I'd hurl myself into the ovens as long as I'm clutching onto those kike bastards and bringing them with me.

>>132104369
what is wrong with jews?

>>132104510
>not taking the name change pill

>>132104510
>Unfortunately, I have it in my name.

Look at Schlomo Brexitberg over there!

>>132104486
kek

>>132103736
you tell em' poo

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>>132103501
Save us the effort and kys

>>132104369
translate, new brother

>>132103501

23andme said im 0.1% ashkenazi. i dont know if i believe them.

>>132103501
Why? isn't it better than nigger and arab?

>>132104486
I have some shekels on my own, bratko, I want tough Jewish redpilling on gyppos and economic sinkholes

>>132104099
Mabey 2,5%, moron

>>132104665
In free translation: "Congratulations,
when are you getting circumcised"

>>132104708
viewing it from my morals it isn't

>>132104771
Jesus Christ

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>>132104183

>>132104771
can he save himself from the claws of your hell people by not chopping part of his dick. I think this would automatically render him a non jew? Also kys rat

So? Be proud of it.

>>132104887
I doubt he'll get your invitation

>>132104985
bahahaah
my sides. Thank you kike.

>>132104920
why do everybody hate jews so much?
can you give some hard evidence of their acts?

jesus was a jew
do you hate him too?

>>132104985
I think it was said in the Bible that all whom have jewish ancestors will be in hell, i am not sure tho.
I am a good person i want heaven.

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>>132103501
>>132103650

>>132104099
I thought slope-eyed robots were good at mathematics.

>>132103501
Be proud of who you are. Love your parents, love your Jewish heritage, and love yourself as a Jew, a member of G-d's Chosen People. Remember, /pol/ is a Jewish board.

>>132104476
Huh? I don't get it.

>>132104770

Cunt are you serious? You are aware it's not a 50/50 split, right?

>>132105321

Good thing I'm not one then.

>132105129
You are trying too hard
No You's for you

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>>132104887

Look at the bright side, at least you're not a nigger

>>132103501
Why are you still here?
Go be filtfy rich and cuck Europeans.

everybody here secretly want to be a jew

>>132103501
Right thing to do is to self exterminate.

>>132105812
Just like niggers and shitskins want to be white

It's a castle system. You never realize how inferior you are as a European until you meet Jews.

We are literally niggers by comparison.

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>>132103501
my great grandparents came from latvia so i already knew i was atleast 25% european jewish

whats funny is that some ancestors on my dads side are slightly dark and we thought i probably had abo ancestors but it turns out they were probably Mediterranean and thats why they were slightly dark

>>132106069
>You never realize how inferior you are as a European until you meet Jews.
>We are literally niggers by comparison.
Cucks get gassed twice

>>132106113
i will never do a test like this, but i can tell that i have bulgarian, probably greek, russsian(that is where the jewish comes from) and hungarian in me

>>132103501
gas yourself

>>132106298
>tfw my jewish great grandparents moved to england and changed their names during the early 20th century
feels good having an english last name desu

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>>132103501

My dad just sent off his Geno 2.0, scared as fuck I might find out he's 2% nigger and 4% kyke in his blood. I swear I'll end our bloodline.

>>132105812
Most of us are Jews, my goy friend. Why haven't you found yourself a nice Jewish qt3.14 and converted to narry her?

>>132105129
gr8 b8 m8

>>132105812
found the jew

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>>132103501
Hand over the foreskin

>>132104546
Nothing is.

The only way the gentiles can unite is partaking in Jew hating, if they don't, they just rape and pillage eachother all over again.

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>>132103736
Learn to use a toilet then you can shit on others

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>>132104546
Here's a starter, don't listen to the anarchist, he's dymb

>>132105129
There is stuff happening here and there, but most of the kike hating here is pure autism.

>>132103501
It's ok, buddy. You're still the same person you were before you found out you had Jewish heritage.

>>132104183
basically everythign you see the stormcucks accusing jews of is what stormcucks want.
White supremacist want institutionalized racism to always be on top in a society. jews however are to cunning and were able to achieve higher wealth. Stormcucks hate them for it.

>>132103501
The body can except a small amount of Jew
Should be fine

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>>132103736
That must be why we talk about how we have to stop the Indians from ruling the world all the time :^)

>>132106298
I've been suspecting I'm sorta jewish myself because one of my family members was adopted and we don't know where they came from.
>pale af
>big nose
>White looking face but eyes are small
>slightly curly hair but I don't need to straighten it
>green-brownish eyes
>fridge body
>low muscle mass
>dark brown hair
>easy to grow beard
>slightly fuzzy/hairy
>love money

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>>132108113

Do you rub your hands together sometimes when you think about fucking someone over out of money?

>>132108113
kek

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jews

>>132108113
eбa гo, тyй cъм aз

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>>132108094

>>132108113
Thanks. Now I know that my best friend is a jew.

>>132108220
>Do you rub your hands together sometimes when you think about fucking someone over out of money?
I ain't got time to do that or think when the situation is perfect I just instructively talk and see whatever makes the target calm then I just scam them or ask them for free stuff or hand me downs I never return

Also I forgot to mention that I'm a compulsive liar.
Also I have vague memories of being in a holocaust. Perhaps it was my ancestors past life memory that's living in me?

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>>132108375
brb converting right now...

>>132108604
i also have long hair, i should become a rabbi
I must find where to convent in Varna

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>>132104099
>>132104770
>>132105321
>>132105448

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>>132107523
thats my nigga right there.

It's actually just jealousy.
It's all fine and dandy for you to be on top, but when someone who isn't you is on top, who has a higher iq and more contributions to science and progress is, then it's not so fine and dandy is it.

>>132103501

Die Gaskammer ist bereit mein Herr

>>132108841
Ashkenazi Jews have a higher IQ than average. Other Jews don't goyim. Protestants have also contributed more.

>>132107523
I wonder who could be behind this post?

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>>132103501
>tfw british heritage

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All aboard.

>>132106431

geno 2.0 averages:

https://genographic.nationalgeographic.com/reference-populations-next-gen/

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>>132111631
>2% white

>>132103501
Youre a true juden

>>132111893
>>132111631
why the fuck is there no croats?

Copypaste miningslidingthread. SAGE.

>>132103501
Great Grandfather was Jewish refugee. Meh. I'm the mongrelest mongrel anyway.

> poltards are so triggered by jews that discovering one drop makes them literally an hero

>>132103501
you know what to do

>>132103950
>Hungarian
Every Hungarian who emigrated was a jew

>>132105171
you must be new here
>>132105408
umm, no It's Christian
>>132106069
funny you say that when I met jews I thought they were retards
>>132107523
>(faint sound of hands rubbing together)

>>132103501
It okay, as long as only 1/4 of your grandparents are Juden, you're a Mischling according to the Nuremburg laws. Werner Goldberg was named the ideal German soldier and he was a Mischling

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>>132104771

>>132108841
rinse and repeat rinse and repeat

>all lies , marketing
askenazi iq average, contributions peripheral or totally false or jewed, 'progress' = degeneracy

>kikes are degenerate scumbag and a retard tribal mafia

>>132103880
>Austrian, Hungarian, German
>mutt
Not like all these lived under one empire at some point

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>>132105812
Most of us don't have the morality to fuck over genuinely good people based on nepotistic practices, guess that's western culture for you.