HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>132102625
She cant even sing. She just shouts...

>>132102700
>She cant even sing. She just shouts...
So does Beyonce and yet she's lauded as "LE GODDESS HURRRRR".

>>132102625
Fat lazy bitch

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So is that the reason she looks like a tranny? Because she actually is a tranny?

>>132102700
Come on, even if you hate her doesn't mean she can't even piss straight.
Give credit where it's due lad

>>132102985
Not those kind of steroids you skinny fat retard.

Wow, openly admitting to using performance enhancing drugs. She needs to give back all of her Grammy awards

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>maxed out on steroids

>>132103240
Uh this guys, this isn't particularly /pol/ tier news.

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Look at that big old fucking man face, with giant bones underneath.

that's a tranny.

Would also explain her "unique" voice. This bitch is a castrated faggot.

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>>132102625
TESTOSTERONE ADELE WHEN??

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>>132102625
SHE'S GONNA BE UUUUUUUUGEE BIGLY

>>132102781
>Beyonce can't sing
Sure thing retard

>>132102781
I think you mean "YAAAS QUEEN B"

>>132103103
No credit. She is fat, that negates anything proper she does.

>>132102781
She's a monkey, credit where it's due

Adele is an untalented retarded fat cockney slag who only dates black man, and then has the audacity to wonder why the abuse her and cheat on her.

>>132103365
Fuck off to reddit

>>132103738
Do you want to talk about the real housewives of Melbourne?

>>132103549
wanting to hear a negress sing about single ladies.

>>132103923
Please tell me that isn't a real thing.

>>132103549
Awww what's wrong sweetie? Is somebody triggered? Does somebody need a safe space?

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>>132102781
Das rite.

>>132102625
Leave her alone. She has enough on her plate.

>>132102625
She's worried she'll shapeshift again, except this time it would be on camera.

Although it could probably be explained as part of tge show/holograms.

http://yournewswire.com/adele-caught-shapeshifting-reptilian-new-zealand/

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>>132103985
But it was the greatest music video of all time

I hate her so much,
she is the biggest attention whore and leftist whore and is ugly as sin
her music is for women in their late twenties that rode the cock carousel and now look for their beta cuck male to leech off
absolutely pathetic person

>>132104400
Is that satire? cause thats some funny stuff.

>>132104448
Um... no sweetie.

That would be this music video right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf-HZz5Qv8E

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>>132103459
Not those kinds of steroids, you fucking mong.

>>132104068
Aside from Wolverine and reruns of Crocoile Hunter, this is one of the only portrayals of your great nation on US television.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIRvXvWIxis

>>132102700
I've been saying for years that her vocal technique is so poor that she'll destroy her voice box, she may sound decent but death metal growlers literally have less damaging vocal technique than her

>>132104609
Pretty much this.
Adele is the absolute definition of momcore.
My sister listens to that shit and I called her out on it. Asked her why she listens to her and she couldn't think of an answer.
>I dunno, she has a good voice I guess.

She is such a mediocre talent and her popularity is completely baffling to me.
It's boring music for boring people.

>>132104923
What about those endless cooking programmes?

>>132103549
Kanye pls

>>132103645

Fuck off, she has a gorgeous voice.

>>132102625
>women

>>132104400
Unironically the truth, we owe David icke a yuuuge apology.

>>132102700
She can sing but she doesn't practice proper vocal technique or anything. She never trained her voice to handle what she's doing to it. Sure, someone can sing well, but if they're not properly warming their voice up, keeping their voice healthy, not drinking and smoking or any of that shit, and definitely not straining it doing stupid shit, you'll have a long career.

Look at Celine Dion. Does she have problems with her voice? No. She may not sound as great as she once did but she doesn't complain and say "oh my voice is fucked guys, I gotta cancel". Adele is just fat and miserable.

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>>132103548
You've got a lot of time on your hands, faggot.

>>132105683

She's also not a fat lazy fuck.

>>132105807
Celine? Oh of course not.

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>>132103549
>nigger lover detected

>>132102781

There's actually a hilarious story about Beyonce.
Prince apparently was supposed to work with her on a song and they met in the studio. And he allegedly cancelled it because he found out she knew almost nothing about music theory despite having a musical career for 20 years.
The rumor is that he sat her down at a piano to try to teach her some basic stuff and she didn't even know what a chord was.

>>132106019
99.9 percent of musicians don't know shit about theory.

>>132106019
Pharrell apparently isn't very sophisticated in music theory either, but it didn't stop him from writing and producing some absolutely timeless tunes (for a long list of other artists). I think at the end of the day what really matters is: does the end product sound good. I don't really care how they got there. The first requirement to make music is to have an opinion of what sounds bad, and have an opinion on what sounds good.

>>132106365
Do you think Skrillex knows how to read sheet music? Nah, but that didn't stop him from getting eight Grammys

>>132106211
That's true, but it's kind of hard to write a song with someone who doesn't know basic chord progressions or at the very least, how to compose a melody that sounds pleasing.

>>132106456
Because she doesn't do any work. She just has all of her little slave niggers to do it for her.

>>132103549
She really can't. Her voice is shrill, her tone is thin, and she has poor pitch. Adele is 20x the singer that Beyonce is.

>>132106436
Yeah absolutely. And I'm pretty sure McCartney wouldn't know shit about making a face melting abrasive synth bass patch either. Music is large and diverse.

>>132106648
Shit, then Amy Lee is 100x the singer that both of them are.

>>132106678
>thinking that The Beatles were good.

They were the NSYNC of their time. Fucking played out and overrated.

>>132103497
That picture is extremely unsettling

>>132106019
Sia is behind a shit ton of 'classics' of these pop stars. That woman with the wig covering her face.

>>132106761
I don't know them well, I picked a name that would contrast skrillex.

>>132102625
I bet she's worried about the concert being enriched

>>132103240
What kind of steroids? Like prednisone?

>>132106761
Uh, musically, the Beatles were good. Not really comparable to NSYNC.

>ctrl+f
>/mu/
>0 results

>>>/mu/

You cancerous fucks.

>>132102625
Someome like you is a song about
>hearing your ex got married
>going to his house unannounced
>then questioning why he is surprised to see you before scarily tellig him you wish the best for him and not to worry about you
>all despite the fact you stalked him

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>>132103459
Is it same person?? holy shit,,

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>>132107479
He's right, ya know...

>>132102700
I've been saying this since her career took off, the bitch just screams into the microphone. There are a million people who could sing her own songs better than she ever could.

Singing the way she does is very taxing on the body.

Opera singers, during a performance, can burn up to 6000 calories in an hour and have to keep a healthy reserve of fat on their body, which is why they tend to be overweight. You can push it further with steroids (not the kind that build muscles) and not eat as much, which many celebrities have to do because of a fat shaming culture.

Shes literally destroying her body for her art. Most of you are just fat fucks because you're useless lazy pieces of shit.

>>132108169
Nah, she destroyed her body because she's too lazy to sing properly. Opera singers sing for hours and hours at a time, she does not even come close to that level, she is just a shitty pop singer.

>>132102625
yes the political implications of some chunky bong canceling her concert are indeed quite staggering. Has the UN security council convened a special emergency session yet?

>>132105735
you think he made those retard?

>>132102625
not politics

>>132102700
>>132102781


Stay retarded virgins

>>132104923
Melbourne has no saving graces.

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>>132104923

>US television not playing episodes of Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures

Hahaha, you're really missing out, Burgers

>>132106019

In all honesty, that's not suprising at all. Especially considering how many of her hits where most likely ghostwritten.

>>132103549
Beyoncé is fucking terrible. She would've been considered sub par in any other time period in history.

>>132106019
prince was such a legend. goddammit man.

>>132108293

And not only that, the vocal range that Opera Singers have to produce would most likely destroy a normal persons vocal chords.

Hence the extensive training they do.

>>132104317
Kek

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>>132108355

>>132106019
Theory is just a way to record what music we hear inside our heads. Understanding it doesn't make a difference as far as raw talent is concerned.

>>132108846
Dont make excuses for her lazy ass

>>132106365
>Pharrell
>timeless tunes
>not shitty ripoffs (samples)
Standard really are low these days

>Adele beats up audience in roid rage

>>132105683
Hello fellow vocally trained person

>>132108846
Really? So are you just going to sit down and start randomly playing keys or plucking stings? Just wait until a good song makes itself?

>>132102625
poor adelephant

>>132108983
The vast majority of his hits are writing credits, though he obviously owes much of his success to sampling.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Songs_written_by_Pharrell_Williams

>>132106211

Which is why 99.9% of 'musicians' can only write in one style and every song sounds the same.

>>132103738
>if you don't want to talk about some pop star, you're redditt

>>132108919
I could give two shits about Beyonce. I'm talking about music theory in general.

For me personally I enjoyed being a musician way more when i didn't know much theory. Something about it messed with my ability to create music uninhibitedly. Rules and conventions are a left brain function.

>>132106365
>pharrell
Go back to /r/music you nigger lover.

>>132106694
Amy Lee is also terrible

>>132109833

She was hot as fuck when Evanescence bought out their first album. But now, not so much, since she put on weight.

>>132107446
Good how? I-IV-V is easy shit that any nigger can do. Hell, niggers before the Beatles were writing more complex music. Their production techniques? Easy to rip off obscure avant artists and call it your own. Hell, even if we ignore that the only thing that wasn't done by their producers instead of they themselves was double tracked vocals. The Beatles are a fucking joke at best.

>>132109195
I wouldn't call it random. Our ears are already naturally attuned to major and minor keys without understanding how they work in theory.

>implying you wouldn't push your shaft inside her and stir the last nights haggis
fags

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>>132102625
how the fuck is this on /pol and why are you faggots responding to it?

>>132110237
Good lord no. You couldn't pay me to go near that thing.

>>132109829
If black people making good music bothers you, then you're gonna have a rough lifetime. lol.

>>132110823
Don't worry, nigs have made some alright music. Just that they haven't in the last 4 and a half decades.

>>132103549
>t. nigger

>>132105735
What do you mean

ANSWER PLZ

>>132106019
That's probably why those cunts killed him.

>>132107335
Dunno, but a few years back she had throat cancer and had to have an operation which risked her vocal chords, so I'm guessing it's something to do with that.

>>132102625
Steroids make you eat more, she's gonna get even fatter. Hopefully she'll burst.

>>132109623
You'll grow out of that

>>132110279
Every board is allowed to have one off-topic fat-shaming thread per week.
This is ours.

Also she was against Brexit? I guess?

>>132106761
jfc, this reddit-tier naysaying of the Beatles only works with people who know nothing about music. Yes faggot, you're right and people all over the world are wrong.

>>132106365
Is that why the Marvin Gaye estate successfully sued him for plagirism?

>>132111973
It's funny because only redditors think the Beatles were anything of value music-wise.

>>132103645
She is a singer not a fucking model.
At least the kikes can't sexualize her

>>132104984
>listens to boom and snap
>listens to piano songs
>put on anything else
>"don't you listen to regular music?"
Why do people do this?

>>132106648
>she has poor pitch.

I don't think you know what that word means.

>>132112010
That's fair game. You sample, you pay. He still is an accomplished writer and producer. This is gonna get me off on a tangent.

Sampling is also an art form btw, but I do think one should pay the toll. The tragedy of the thing is, in situations like many of the most-sampled groups of the 1960s soul era- is that the artists signed contracts out of ignorance that ensured that they wouldn't see a dime of future court rulings. Their mistake. Some were smart and savvy, most were not. Do you think "The Winstons'" drummer was able to make his mortgage payments off of the rise of drum n bass a la "The amen break"? Of course not. An exception, one may argue- with "Marvin Gaye's estate". But a fate that is quite rare in the larger picture.

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>>132108407
>leaf

>>132105735
>>132106854
Not even photoshopped

>>132106365
Who?

>>132112177
What about Charles Manson? Faggot.

>>132103645
>pop-star musician is sexualized for marketing purposes
>called degenerate

>pop-star singer is not sexualized and yet is a marketing success
>her talent is negated because she's not sexualized

You're just trying to be salty

So how much she lifting on the juice?

>>132102700
she can sing, but it's like having a glass body while constantly firing spirit bombs. she's never trained her vocal chords to be able to handle what she projects. and it's a pretty common phenomenon for top 40s singers, male and female.

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Seeing how there's a bunch of actual singers in here, is bel canto the final redpill?

I learned two years ago that I was unintentionally darkening my tone and I'm in the process of feeling out my mechanism and my passaggio points. It's not a huge jump, just bass-baritone to baritone and I've been able to keep the Mozart arias, but my top just isn't there yet. It gives me something to work for though.

>>132102625
I like her voice. She's mostly outside of politics I think. Why do we hate her? She actually sings and should probably take more breaks god knows what long term steroid suppliments for singing do to you. She's already fat and probably can't lose it without fucking up her career.

>>132102700
I never saw her appeal either, poor song writing and just a shitty windbag voice. On top of that shes fat as shit, prolly smells like shit as well and eats her own poop.

>>132102625

It's because she smokes. Whitney Houston destroyed her voice the same way. That and with crack.

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>>132104923
oh ffs it's real

>>132122576
This. I don't get why you'll hate on one of the few in the industry that can actually sing.