turkey 2023

>>132102600
Would you like to be?

>>132102600
Fuck no. The only 'superpower' you understand is being able to withstand nuclear fallout, you fucking filthy roaches.

No.

>>132102600

no and never

>>132102600
Good luck vs China

>>132102600
> conquering Russia
> conquering Egypt
> conquering Israel
> conquering Iran
you can't do it no matter what even in Europa Universalis or Age of Empires, let alone with a guy who faked his Bachelor degree

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>>132102600
you never conquered croatia what makes you think you will do it now?

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>>132102600
>be Turkey
>Have a population of about 80 million
>middle-strong power at best
>THE NEXT SUPERPOWER
***BREATHES IN***
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>>132102600

The only "superpower" Turkey has access to is ISIS, if you'd even call them a "superpower"

>>132102804

Underrated

Next superpower is two feet of iron and clay because diversity is our strength. Then the rock that becomes a mountain and conquers the world

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>>132102600
>be turk
>get ruled by greek/albanian

>>132102600
Erdogan has reduced the army to arab tier so no.

>>132102600
No. Fucking goats doesn't make you an imperialist.
/thread.

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>>132104010
>(((natural causes)))
>yfw moldaviand killed suleiman

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>>132102600
>conquering the Eastern Turks

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>>132102600
why do we need eastern europe? we already have brothels. here is better map.

>>132104120
It's already here and called the Anglosphere, which includes Saudi Arabia and the crown jewel Jerusalem.

Git güd, commie pinko.

>>132103808
china is more unstable than you think. it will be balkanized in few decades.

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>>132104268
pritty sure he was hit in the head
and died of that few days later
but they hid that from their people so moral doesnt go down

Also there is legend that he was killed by croatian woman that saduced him

>also this is now worst losses of ottoman zerg rushing army thred

>>132102600
That's cool but let me show you akhand bharat

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>>132102600
>those delusions
I see the Raid is doing its thing and melting your brain.

>>132104473
>>132104268
>our subhuman rapebabies are making up story again
it's almost like you want me to rape your mother and kill your father and give you a brother
the only reason why Suleiman joined that siege was to show people that he's still strong (there were rumors that he was sick and going to die)

he died of gout.

the only KIA Padishah was Murad.

Fucking inbred rapebabies i want to beat up all of you

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>turkey 2017

>>132104010
It's well established that roaches suck at war.

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> …the necessary number of healthy, bright and good looking lads between ten and fifteen years old had been found without difficulty, even though many parents had hidden their children in the forests, taught them how to appear half witted, clothed them in rags and let them get filthy, to avoid the Aga’s choice. Some even went so far as to maim their own children, cutting off one of their fingers with an axe.

Balkans literally chopped off their sons' fingers because of us

fingerless rapebabies claim superiority itt just makes me want to laugh. you're our rapebabies, you don't have 10 fingers, deal with it.

>>132102600
being an insufferable cunt isn't the same as having superpowers

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>>132104748
>be Turk
>be small
>destroy various European crusaders and Eastern Romans
>be Amerisubhuman
>lose against rice farmers, bearded jihadis and commie gooks

>>132102804
criminally underrated

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>>132104614
>he died of gout.
nobody dies of gout,you just wish you were dead.
He got fucked to death by a horse, it is most common of knowledge
> roach wanna fight
10 to 1 as always? Careful you no have foreign child soldiers to fight for you ,unless you wanna field kurds

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>>132102600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfXouIq-Mc

>>132104331
thanks , I've been looking around for this pic

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>>132104936
>nobody dies of gout
RAPEBABY
SCREECHING
>posting citation needed battles

you rapebabies are really funny
we literally beat the shit out of you, raped your women, killed your ancestors
you can do nothing about it but make up wikipedia battles or numbers

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Military_of_the_Ottoman_Empire

now rapebaby, you go to strength section, check the actual number of ottoman empire during that year, print that page, roll it and stick up your ass.

Also when you talk to me, you should call me "Baba" which means father in Turkish. Have some respect for your biological father.

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>>132104614
ye belive your ottoman propaganda
you also took wiena right?
>>132104831
oh pls England Venice and France fucking backstabed Crusade army every single time just so you weeeken middle, east and south Europe

But still i gotta admit that was one of the best armies and empires, fought against strongest of europe
Brits and France cant even compare

>and also since Nikola Subic Zrinski respected Sultan and greeted him with 3 cannon shots in air when he came to conquer siget it would be nice of me that i show same respect for one of the greatest armies

>>132105220
>we won against an army that was led by rapebabies
sad!
what a rapebaby

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>>132103173
>nuclear war breaks out
>every other nation is decimated
>turks inherit the earth

if thats not a deterrence i dont know what is.

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>>132102600
>invading middle east

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>>132102600
Why did you post the map of Greater Azerbaijan ¤_¤

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>>132102600
>>132102600
>c*ckroach flag

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>>132105471
>Greater Azerbaijan
this?

>>132105471
why do turks and azeris love eachother so much when azerbaijan is shia and they hate aisha and whip themselves and are actually pretty secular compared to Sultan Erdogan?

Are you only united in your hatred for Armenia?

>>132102600
Fuck off /eternal turkroach/

>>132105665
Non-nations with no culture or history like you would not understand
Azeris also literally Turks

>>132105785
are also*

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>>132105213
>rapebaby
that explains the 0,5% muslim population
Did you know Dobruja was half muslim when we got it in the 1800s?
Funny how you imported young European boys en masseto train them into top tier alpha males. Guess your women needed a lot of cock. All the turkish girls that study at uni here to be doctors start fucking as soon as their planes land,don't believe them when they don't want to fuck,they do,just foreigners and not you. No surprise you chain them up ,those delicious nosy slags just crave any dick but yours


You never won real battles against us,most way you won wars was either zerg rush or jew tier backstabbing and whatnot. Also every time you invaded,even in the 1700s you managed to lose half your army regardless of the outcome.

>>132102600
>Claiming chunks of China
Enjoy getting nuked for going against the 'one China' policy

>>132105941
What does %0.5 muslim population have to do with you being rapebaby? we literally raped you and killed your men, don't belive me? take a dna test.

>>132104362
I'd respect Turkish people more if they preserved their Tengriist traditions and not all just bow to the mudslim shit.

>>132106162
kys

>>132106162
No one cares what some slavshit from buffer zone between soviets and germany thinks. Islam made us stronger.

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>>132105785
>Non-nations with no culture or history

kek

>>132106333
>my underage ass is on fire
better drink your milk kid

>>132106232
>>132106261
*slurps arab cock*

>>132106418
literally made no sense

>>132102600
Yes, Turks are having a lot of children, and Turkey economy and military strength is growing rapidly
Meanwhile wh*te subhumans stay in their basement watching chinese cartoons and masturbating

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>>132106443

>>132106760
juba?

>>132106868
Exactly, my hero and idol.

>kill evolution teachings in school
>suppress women, half the population in country
>backwards society
You will be the next middle age superpower

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>>132102600
KYS
F
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>>132104846
Why ?

>132102600
you don't deserve a (you) faggot roach, you've been shitposting this for like 3 days non-stop

>>132102804
Dont get monkey pawed turkey

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>>132102600
100% radiation resistence would be pretty damn useful so probably

I like how we're all making fun of the Turkroach, when he literally is just the product of his government controlled media.
They want to be a superpower,
they want to invade their neighbouring countries (partially already have)
they want to establish a muslim dominance

And we're like
>Yeah, well no shit you fucking cunt

Is this, how /pol/ would've been like in 1938? Only this time with a much lamer country?
>Germany will be big again
>AHAHA fuck you, you cunt

>>132108816
how original and funny
don't make "please ban turkey" threads when we annihilate your kind

132102600
sage

>>132102600
No

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>>132108940
1938 Germany was respected.... Roachland will never have that kind of respect ! That is why you have that kind of replies !

>>132102600
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我们就是你的新主人。

>>132102600
Yes brother, Turkey will be superpower.
Ben ekmek lanet keçi iyi gibi, butt sex. Kadınlar çirkin

>>132102600
I do not think so, friend. Not only does your country have a history of corruption and inability it still suffers it today. What I would like to see though is your country conquering Turkmenistan and that area and give Anatolia back.

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>>132102600
Fuck off, larper

>>132109835
Hepsi çok seksi, eşek onları fuck istiyor

>>132102600
>>superpower?
More like a super failed state In 5 years time turks will be fleeing to Syria.

>>132110246
Senin bütün küçük seksi oğlanlarını becereceğiz

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>>132110194
I think his keyboard broke

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>>132102600
>>is turkey the next superpower?

Pic related

>>132110414
Fuck you, you homosexual German Nazi. We will fucks you up, wait for our army to come and fuck you deep

>>132110315

Nobody here can read those dune coon moon runes.

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>>132110533

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFPgdFPC_hQ

Remove kebab

>>132102600
We have modern day pest spray so No

>>132110648
>>132110641

Beyaz küçük seksi erkekler Türk penisini emecekler.

Fuck you!

>>132108587

Keep lurking young padawan

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>>132110194
Seems like you came on your keyboard while looking at your beloved master.

>>132110963

Siktir onu, hakaret etme. O en büyük penise sahip. His minaret will fuck you deep

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No. Kekistan is the new empire. Hail Kek.

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>>132108958
The only think you could take over is a student dorm.

>>132102600
nuke red area for world peace.

>>132111094
Looks like you're well informed about his small "minaret".

>>132110315
Where will you be during the coming turkish civil war? Dying in the streets of ankara or hiding somewhere in Europe?

and ffs. show your flag and use a human language.

>>132102600
>1 post by this ID
SAGE TURK ROACH THREADS

>>132110641
>dune coon moon runes
hahahahaha

>>132111265
Bizi horozları emmeye ve yutmaya zorlayacağız. Sonra sizi ellerimizle mastürbasyon yapıyoruz çünkü biz güzel insanlarız

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>>132110827
How about you just elaborate and don't Spanish around ?

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>>132108958

We're gonna take over the World blah blah blah. fuck you, dance for me roach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_EiJgTodQ&t=43s&ab_channel=PrinzValium79

>>132102600
No but they are a player as long as they are the firewall between the hordes and the EU

>>132102600
Sure maybe people finally will be able to eat meat and other stuff

>>132102600
Lol. Your nation is built on stolen land. Fuck off back to Arabia. You'll be lucky if we let you survive until 2018

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so beautiful

>>132102600
What is that map? Eu4

>>132102600
>Conquering Russia, Egypt and Israel
>Gets BTFO by some slav corn farmers in Eastern Europe, and their empire breaks apart

pick one

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>>132104362

Make a scientific advancement by yourself then we'll talk, otherwise fuck off.