Why do brits make such horrible tourists? They are literally

Everyone here pretends that Alcohol is the absolute greatest thing ever. At least half of all young people here get wasted all the time instead of having any meaningful actual social life or spare time activities.

>>132102121
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>>132101946
For once I completely agree with Croatbro, brits a Israeli tier shit tourists that can't hold their drink and fly off the handle after a half litter of beer.

Their teenagers are everything bad multiplied by 10.

Also I guess since we're an island the cultural seperation means this bad habit has been allowed to develop without positive influence from the other euro countries.

>>132101946
guess you haven't met a chink yet

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>>132102308
Do not worry, my English friend. Cultural enrichment is soon coming to a city near you.

also everything here is cheap as shit for brits so they get even more drunk and fucked up

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>>132102121
I can vouch for this

>Be 22
> Into shooting, gardening, hiking, cooking
> None of my peers actually seem to have hobbies
> 95% of social interactions will involve intoxicants, mostly alcohol.

English people drink the most, yet they are the least able to handle their drink. Men drink lager and get lairy and women drink wine/vodka and become slutty and also violent.

Pic very related

>>132102481
same with aussies except we can actually handle our piss

>>132101946
they need constant supervision, when they leave the island they feel free,this is what freedom means for unfree people

>>132101946
I thought my country was the only one. There was recently a riot-level disturbance in Algarve (south) where people usually take their vacation.
Apparently 19-22 y.o. londoners thought it'd be cool to destroy everything and resist the police.
Some travel agency who sold the tickets named the travel package "Portugal Invasion" or whatever.

We don't send our best to European costal resorts
Our upper class go to the Caribbean and Australia

>>132101946
I worked with a lot of British people when in Japan. I was preparing for the worst, for the Americans to behave poorly and for the Brits to mock us for being ugly Americans. To my surprise, they were totally insane drunks, getting in fist fights with Japanese, throwing furniture out of windows, barfing in cabs, etc. shocking shit.

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>>132101946
We have a drinking culture that revolves around getting smashed combined with a weird superiority complex that makes us even worse when we're on foreign soil.

>>132103804
because genetically we know it's all our clay so when we're drunk it brings out the imperialism.

>>132103804
He looks like roasted pork

>>132102121
I know, it's fucking horrible. I literally do not know how people socialise without alcohol in this country. I'm so fucking lonely everyday I wish I was dead.

>>132103244
Nah man...

Since we have JewULTRA music festival and countless other festivals on the coast during the summer, brits come here in tons.

Problem is that they tend to destroy everything they see and they tend to get in fights with others.

Just yesterday I heard a story of this Brit beating up this poor shit McDonald's employee because his burger was "too cold" while his friend runned around naked with his face covered in mcsunday.

>>132102121

I've been drunk to the point where it seems like you're teleporting around because you have only brief moments of lucidity and I still didn't do anything destructive.

>>132103498

Yea, okay m8.

>>132103804
There is no foreign soil to an Englishman lad, you are barmy. 1/6th of the world back then, but now we're approaching 1/3


We are the eternal britbong

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Britain has a rigorous and historic class system.

You shouldn't consider British tourists homogeneous.

If they sound like they are from the north, sound cockney, or sound estuary, avoid at all costs.

These people belong in Mcdonalds and sweeping streets but thanks to capitalism they can quire money and travel abroad. They are little scum and i wouldn't trust them as far as i could throw them.

>>132103927
Amen brother

>>132104069
*literal

>>132101946

brits are scum, not slav-tier scum but another.

they act like they are high class but they are alcoholic degenerates who still think they are superior because of "muh past"

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>>132103944

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>>132103996

welcom to the weekend

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>>132103244
>Some travel agency who sold the tickets named the travel package "Portugal Invasion" or whatever.

I fucking kek'd at this.

>>132103944
Socialising in free time with alcohol involved is not the problem, its the
>LETS GET FUCKED UPPPPP WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shit thats the real problem, even slavs have higher drinking culture...

>>132101946
British tourists are either absolutely awful chavs that go on party tours to places like Malia, Magaluf, Kavos or Budva, or awesome older tourists that have money and respect for the places they are visiting.

Most of the best sort of British tourists aren't in the Mediterranean. The only tourists who tend to congregate there are autistic Germans and rowdy pikey scum.

>>132103944
>I'm so fucking lonely everyday I wish I was dead.
Words can't describe how much I relate to this.

>>132103996
>music festival and countless other festivals
We have those too. But yeah I was referring to how brits behave whilst abroad.

>>132103244
>>132103996
Some of the current generation are real shitbags. They will just drink until puking up and start destroying things. If you ever go into a city centre on Saturday night, someone will always try to fight you. These people aren't here for any intellectual stimulation on holidays, they just burn up on a beach drinking foreign lager. The good tourists are the ones who like to do interesting things abroad and learn about the places/culture.

>>132104296
This.

I like going to places like Northern Norway or Canada. Fuck the sun and fuck lager louts.

>>132101946
>some years ago BBC make a documentary on how shitty sunny beach is
>all they do is slate the fact that there is a lot of booze
>show broken hotel rooms
>the documentary is actually filled with drunk english tourists


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iD1wocGB54


Nigger-tier.

The people that do this are generally the lowest of the low in terms of social class. Usually on benefits and don't learn basic respect.

>>132102481
Good to see some English women don't drink all the time and have some hobbies

>>132104439
Chose that flag by accident and now I want to kill myself.

>>132101946
We are such a wealthy country even our chavs can afford to go abroad on holiday. Perhaps you shouldn't live in a peasants holiday resort.

>>132104454

>women
>cooking

Lad...

>>132104029
he's telling the truth. It's the lower class council house lot that go to the Balkans and Benidorm and places like that. Upper class lot go on cruises or cultural holidays.

It's all the ryanair guys fault

Blame the Irish

You must differentiate between middle-class and working-class Brits. They are almost entirely different species. English class has a longstanding historical continuity, the middle-class emerged from the 18th century.

Just think of Game of Thrones. The middle-class (nobles) are intelligent, well spoken and attractive. The working-class (peasants) use dialects, incomprehensible accents, they're stupid and crude. I was in Europe recently, yes I had sex with cute local women, yes I had drinks in local bars, etc but I didn't trash my room, puke on the street, and stamp on some local lad's head.

The middle-class areas are what foreigners dream England is like, and it is... The working class people on those holidays will not lift a finger against a black or Muslim but they'll stamp on the neck of someone that supports the football team on the other side if his own city. These people are cancer.

Don't confuse dogs with their owners.

I'm British and I'm the only person I know who doesn't drink alcohol. Everybody gets so messy, violent, rowdy and slutty every weekend and because I don't drink, I don't get invited to anything. There's a really big drinking culture here and in my opinion it's a problem. They go abroad to get cheaper alcohol and to get fucked up.

>>132104418
she's implying gypsies aren't bad in this video
wtf is wrong with her

>>132101946
I've always thought we're Slav tier when it comes to booze. We drink to get drunk, whereas other countries drink for the taste.

>>132104549

While I'm sure that may be the case, isn't it still horrible how parents raised sons to be total and utter morons and daughters to look like jordey shore whores and to fuck like cattle?

>>132103804
This tbqh.

We built an empire off being drunk. Going on holiday and getting drunk brings out the inner imperialist every Brit has.

>>132101946
Omfg pls no
I thought they were all going to Spain
I am going to Croatia next summer most probably but I dont want to have british chavs around me
the Brits I met in Switzerland were nice lads though

>>132101946
I'll be honest OP something happens to our minds when we go abroad. We get to shit faced too quick. I honestly think its because our lives are increasingly stressed and we are pushed to our limit when at home with few opportunities to vent. I'm as guilty as anyone else - when I go abroad I get fucked up, shag anything that moves and get into troubles.

I do apologise from the bottom of my heart. On the flip side we spend money in your second tier economy countries and in Europe we pay for all your gibs so don't whinge too loudly

>>132104635
Where did you visit?

>>132104821

Don't go to Hvar, Pag, Split or Dubrovnik and you'll probably avoid them.

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>pic related,taken in my town,British tourists
Jesus Christ what a trash you are.

African refugees aren't as bad as british tourists.

>>132101946
>They are literally running around naked, fucking on the street and giving trouble to other European and internationals
>They act like literal niggers.

Uhm, that's not new.
Brits have always been the niggers of europe.

Brits aren't human

>>132104839
I think the heat has something to do with it. We are kind of like orcs lol, as soon as the sun shines we are weakened and then get drunk quicker

>>132104763
It's a product of the chip on their shoulder, they think they cannot rise in society so they act like lower class scumbags. What they fail to grasp is that they cannot rise precisely because they act like that.

>>132101946
>They are literally running around naked, fucking on the street and giving trouble to other European and international tourists.

You should see what happens when we give them guns.

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Alcohol is a terrible drug. I haven't touched it for over 10 years. I'm 38 and have two teenage kids - a daughter of 18 and a son of 16. My daughter rarely drinks. They don't see it as 'cool'. My wife drinks; she can make a bottle of wine last a week.

Brit tourists can be the absolute worst. When my family go abroad on holidays, we go to quiet places, or just stay in UK. But we're into camping, fishing, hiking etc.

There are certain 'resorts' such as Magaluf, Benidorm, etc. that must be hell on Earth.
When we go abroad on holiday, the whole family plan it in advance. We learn phrases in the local language, eat the local food, make friends with the locals.

We've made so many good foreign friends on holiday, and have exchanges.

These 'drink all you can' holidays digust me.

The degeneracy

>>132104948
>tfw one glance at them tells you they're Brits

Yet i cannot describe exactly what it is that makes them stand out

>>132104839
>side we spend money in your second tier economy countries

I completely agree.
But devastation and mortal sin tier ways of the flesh are just wrong.

>>132101946
Looking at the majority of tourists that come over:
Best tourists:
>krauts
>polaks
>ukranians
Normal tourists:
>russians
Nigger-tier:
>brits
>romanians

>>132104878
Various places in the Med

>>132104948

Just shag them, what are you complaining about?

>>132104948
Is that real and not from some porn site?
Thats how people walk around? Honest question.

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Low cost airlines were a mistake. It's enabled degenerates/chavs to visit Europe. You're typically seeing bottom of the barrel scum on holiday.

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I'm a middle class bong and I act like a drunken mess on the continent.

What Euros need to understand is that we have a huge superior complex. We act like trash in Europe because we think little of Europe. You're just a bunch of countries we've BTFO many times. This particularly applies to Spain.

>>132104651

It is a problem, 100%.

>>132104950
fake

>>132104651
>not embracing Britain's oldest love
you don't get invited to anything because you're autistic, not because you don't drink

>>132105080
No,this is actual picture.
We don't walk around like this,British trash does.

>>132104821
>I thought they were all going to Spain

hohohohoho

If the British tourists yiu meet are scum it means you live in a poor country.

If you have no opinion, or a good one, you're from a rich country.

>>132102121
How easy is it to fuck a drunk 7/10 chav whore?

>>132105070
difference between ukrops and russkies?

>>132105044
No you're completely right - it goes way too far. That being said I'm headed to croatia at the end of August and almost definitely will commit enough sins to consign myself to damnation. I'll see you there...

>>132105219

> 7/10

Non-existent.

>>132105076
Kek

>>132104839
Knowing you are exciting the EU, can you plz not come anymore?

>>132105219
The hard bit is maintaining wood

>>132105219
>7/10 chav

What did he mean by this?

>>132105283
Sorry bro - we will still be exporting our 16 year old chavs to sunny beach

>>132105080

For some strange reason us brits thinks it's socially acceptable to walk around like this while on holiday, even if it's doing something like food shopping. I always hated this part of holidays, seeing 50+ year old men buying loafs of bread and the Sun newspaper in nothing but their swimming briefs

>>132104022
Same. I think there is a fundamental difference between cunts that get violent and rowdy when drunk and people like us who just stumble around and pass out quietly.

I used to work as a recepcionist in a hotel in Spain when I was studying. In 3 years I saw 2 british chavs killing themselves trying to jump from the roof into the pool.

Dont know why british tourists love the worst spanish places and beaches so much tbqh

>>132105219
>7/10

Here in Scotland finding a 7/10 at all is difficult lol

>>132105219
The only reason these "women" go to these shithole Mediterranean countries is to fuck dagos and other foreigners.

>>132105232
Ukrops as if in bongs or ukranians?
Bongs act like absolute niggers.
Ukranians are a bit better than russians because they usually travel with families and they don't cause a lot of shit. Russians come in travel groups so they can act like bongs sometimes, but they are not unbearable.

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>There are Brits in this thread insulting alcohol

Degeneracy. We built an empire thanks to drunken sailors.

>>132104043
BULLSHIT
Brits are used to be completely drunk after 6pm also in UK, but if you don't behave up there you risk to be wrapped up an spend the night at the police station.
They are much more tolerant abroad just because they already knows that you are a bunch of pussies fooling around.

>>132103804
BOAC (pre-BA) pilots were infamous for this, trashing hotel rooms in drunken stupor during layovers. Amazing they could still fly the next day being so hung over.

>>132105277
>>132105294
I'm in Berlin and every weekend literally thousands of your cheap sluts get drunk here, never tried my luck though. They are a bit disgusting I have to admit.

>>132104948

UK club sluts on holiday. British women are pure trash.

>>132105418
The worst Spanish place is still better than any British resort. Also you have sun.

>>132105253

If you bring whorish British girls we can meet and kick it off.

I may be against heresy but my groin wants what it wants.

>>132101946

We own half the world (that's right, still do, we just keep that shit secret).

We can do whatever the fuck we like.
We own it all.

The difference between a nigger and a king is the king has the legitimacy to act that way.

We ARE kangs.

We lost our empire, national purpose, pride, and capital city, all within a generation.

It is any wonder that a people that have lost their soul behave like soulness niggers when alcohol takes away their inhibitions?

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>>132104970
>>132104977
>literal muslim colony

>>132101946
>They act like literal niggers.

Better the nigger you know than the nigger you don't,

>>132105439
okay thank you for the explaining

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>>132105345

No?

>>132101946

Because they are culturally repressed/stressed teasippers that when come to a foreign country they think is their playground. But hey it's profitable, you vomit on my street, I spit on your cerveza :)

>>132104948
is that lidl or aldi? next time just fuck em bro

>>132105080
The one on the right, about 1 in a thousand in a normal place. In a cheap holiday area catering for brits, 1 in 20.

>>132105378

It's because it's never hot in England so they think hot time = going to the beach or pool.

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>>132105631
And we take your clay

>>132105539
Now you understand the British mentality on holiday. You've been culturally enriched

>>132101946
We have been ruined by a strong Jewish media control

>>132105483
>h-heh yeah I could fuck those 4/10 girls whenever I like.. I j-just don't feel like it
>goes home and watches Dungeon cuck porn

Okay, Hans, whatever gets you through the night..

Am brit tourist. Haven't done any of those things thus far.

>>132105219
theres like 4 hot chicks in the entirety of the british isles. anglo witch face/slag face abound

>>132105042
I can, the complete lack of good taste define the Brits, you can spot them from miles.

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>>132102121
It seems brits are prodigal son of slavs family.

Because a strong currency means our poor get to travel abroad.
Imagine if the absolute poorest in Croatia had a chance to travel to other countries. What kind of tourists do you think they would make?

Worry not, inflation + devaluation are coming and the scum of society will be confined to their council estates again.

>>132105631
>being this cucked
Basically: if you fuck my wife I still win because I'm licking MY wife's creampie

>>132105483
Fritz is too busy with satisfying refugees - no time for poussys

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We don't treat other countries with respect because deep down we don't respect you at all. We're islanders who did our own thing. Europe to many of us is just a continent full of butthurt losers who always start shit with us but can never finish it.

We will continue to act like we own the place because for all intents and purposes we do.

We have a superiority complex and we've earned it.

>>132105631
British trash barely spend any money here. They just buy cheap vacation packages and destroy everything.
Not worth it.

we can keep the old british couples tho, they are usually ok.

>>132105921
trudeau is that you?

>>132105475

I worked in a supermarket where this crew of guys would sometimes come in at 6am having only just finished drinking like an hour before.

>>132105902
Actually of all lower classes of Europe brits are the closest to russians. Likely because historically both got used to fuck everyone around them.

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tfw you learn that Benidorm was a documentary all along.

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>>132105989
christ you're a fucking loser

>>132105903
>Imagine if the absolute poorest in Croatia had a chance to travel to other countries.

KEK mayne,

If you give a monkey some cash, he's gonna wipe his ass with it.

I'm not worried they would go anywhere tbch.

>>132101946
Can confirm. I was in Prague not that long ago and almost got into a first fight with some Brits. They are obnoxious, loud, and rude to everybody.

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>>132101946
Why can't britons stand their liquor?

Drinking to get drunk culture. I was in the Czech republic recently and my advice for picking up women was "don't act british".

>>132105164
I stopped because it fucked me up, just like it fucks everyone up that I know. All they do is drink and it's sad.

>>132105903
You would have 50+ years old guys drinking beer infront of shops and telling war stories even though they never been in it. Hardly comparable to hordes of british barbarians

>>132101946
What else do you expect from an Anglo? Hitler didn't consider them untermensch without a reason

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>>132103244
Quintessentially british

>>132105219
Chavs only go up to 4/10 Friendo

It is British culture to get 'smashed'.

American and European teenagers probably go the cinema and go shopping. Us Brits got drunk in a field hoping to finger a 6/10 and boast about it to everyone at school.

>>132106111
>I was in Prague

That's why. Prague is a stag do destination for Brits, the same with Bulgaria, then you have the different parts of Spain and Greece which are magnets for hordes of drunk students and 20 somethings think of spring break as an equivalent.

>cater to scum of society
>receive scum of society
It's ultimately your fault those McJob class scumags went there.

>>132101946
We constantly maintain a safety-net social sector of canon fodder. It buys us time when some international shit goes down, and all we lose are the people we don't even like. The downside is - everyone has to put up with them when there's no war on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxzDYJ4C3Y

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>ITT Eurocucks crying over being ANGLO'D

I love being British.

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>Get off plane.
>Realise #abroad
>Invasion mode enabled.

Sorry lads, force of habit at this point.

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>>132106311
Nah, you are not the only ones, we call it "botellon"
Teenagers and college guys do this every weekend. You just buy alcohol and drink until you die in some park/beach.

>>132106384
How do you not cater to them?

>>132106375
We go to spring break in shit holes like Mexico not beautiful European cities like Prague.

Clean up your act

>>132105483
>berlin
Those aren't chav sluts. They never get off the estate m8.

>>132106479
This. People mock Germans for digging holes on beaches but we do it as well. Fortifying coastal positions runs in our blood.

>Yuropoor
>no jobs because Euro
>only job is arselicking Brits and Krauts
>your gf just blew a German tourist for €50 German Euros
>you leave the hotel with burning tears in your eyes
>just then a group of #LADS appear at the end of the street
>oh no
>they start chanting duh duh duh-duh, you've got no mates duh duh duh-duh etc
>they start groping and making out with local women
>one shouts WHAY!
>you die a little inside
>you hurry back to your apartment (with no garden) because you have to be at work at 5am
>go onto 4chan
>make this thread

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>>132106478
While all of the pondlife scum go over to Spain the rest of the population gets to enjoy the fields of God's country.

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>>132105903

This is very true. With inflation and devaluation coming and prenting holiday drunkeness, this means that home nation drunkeness will increase...slightly.

What Euros in this thread don't realise is that these scumbags do this kind of thing every week. They turn it up to 10 for the vacation but still you only have to deal with one weekend of a chavs yearly drinking schedule.

>>132104296
>Malia
Oh God, please no more.

>>132106524
Prague is for stag parties because of all the prostitutes and strippers plus you can shoot guns and shit.

How has Islam not yet managed to reform the Anglo's proclivity for the fermented Jew? Obviously moar immigration is inevitable, necessary, and desirable to teach the Anglo not to drink himself into a stupor.

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>>132106588
Fucking kek.

>>132106588
Summer resorts are no-go zones for locals.

>>132106479
This. We just have an inherent sense of superiority whenever we're abroad.

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truly our greatest ally

>>132106524
Europe to us is what Mexico is to you - a place you have BTFO so you don't respect but you still visit because of the weather

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>>132101946
>Be me, going back to the university
>On Tram 2, the tram that goes right next to the Danube and the Parliament, basically the tourist area
>4 Brits get on the tram, 3 Chad Thundercocks and an Ahmed Jihadballs
>All of them are drunk
>Yelling so loud that the entire tram can hear their drunk gibberish English, the only things that they can say clearly are "M8" and "FOKEN"
>Whenever the tram shakes, they almost fall and split beer everywhere
And these guys are supposed to be the "cultured" westerners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h_bqiQqoE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghp9MRNsv5I
Videos related

>>132106384
This is also partly true.
I don't understand why so many European destinations market themselves as cheap.

You don't see this kind of behaviour from British tourists in Iceland or the Caribbean for example because those places sell themselves to families and professionals.

Everytime I see a tourist advert from Spain, Greece etc they try really hard to make cheap alcohol + cheap hotel + cheap nightclubs + cheap flights their main selling point.

You need to complain to your own countries tourist department. It's never "come see our beautiful culture and historic towns" but rather "come get shitfaced in this seaside resort from £45".

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>>132106588
GET IT DOOOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR

OI OI

10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

LET'S GET MENTAL

>>132101946
Becsuse only lower class people go on holiday to shitholes like your country. They have a warped attitude of themselves and believe they can do whatever they want since they've never been properly reprehended for their behaviour. They're a product of liberal policies and capitalist promoted degeneracy (rap music, celebrity culture, etc.).

>>132101946
>going to Ludogorets-Arsenal game in the CL
>restaurants around the stadium forbid alchohol
>see a bunch of arsenal fans
>they're already drunk

>>132106668
The moment Muslims try fuck with our alcohol is the moment they get deported. That's literally the one thing that would anger people enough.

>>132105989
On the other hand you are only a pathetic bunch of inbreeded drunktards, that's how we see you deal with it.

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>>132106071
Imagine growing up surrounded by people like that. imagine growing up expecting you would one day have to work alongside them, socialise with them, start families with them.

I couldn't imagine it so I dropped out of society. 12 years and counting now. I cannot live, I cannot die, absolute horror.

>>132106895

Ok Junker.

>>132101946

British people can't handle alcohol at all

They get wasted after 1 liter of beer

>>132106895
>no geographic flag
>being this ashamed of his own country

lel

>>132103244
Links?

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>>132106711

>>132106951
Its called a pint you Euro turnip muncher

Brits - please send:
Maisie Williams
Qty: 1
Location: my dick

>>132106875
Your alcoholism is literally the one reason the rest of the Anglosphere secretly hopes the Sharia you imported has some effect on you.

>>132105449
But those sailors hade god-fearing intelligent officers to keep them in line.
You lost that part.

>>132101946
Because why no fuck some shit up if a minimum wage eurocuck has to clean the mess

>>132107063

Shit!

Not our only 10/10!

>>132107011
You bring the Nandos, I'll bring the voddy

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>>132106846

Oh, call it a shitihole, your current generation looks pic related and muzzies literally run your capital.

You will be begging to come here when you lose your imperialist power and caliphate ingosc rules over your homeland.

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>>132106895
Hi, German.

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>>132107097
>10/10

>>132107050
"...The old man whom he had followed into the pub was standing at the bar, having some kind of altercation with the barman, a large, stout, hook-nosed young man with enormous forearms. A knot of others, standing round with glasses in their hands, were watching the scene.

"I arst you civil enough, didn't I?" said the old man, straightening his shoulders pugnaciously. "You telling me you ain't got a pint mug in the 'ole bleeding boozer?"

"And what in hell's name is a pint?" said the barman, leaning forward with the tips of his fingers on the counter.

"'Ark at 'im! Calls 'isself a barman and don't know what a pint is! Why, a pint's the 'alf of a quart, and there's four quarts to the gallon. 'Ave to teach you the A, B, C next."

"Never heard of 'em,' said the barman shortly. 'Litre and half litres - that's all we serve. There's the glasses on the shelf in front of you."

"I likes a pint," persisted the old man. "You could 'a drawed me off a pint easy enough. We didn't 'ave these bleeding litres when I was a young man."

"When you were a young man we were all living in the tree-tops," said the barman, with a glance at the other customers.

There was a shout of laughter, and the uneasiness caused by Winston's entry seemed to disappear. The old man's white-stubbed face had flushed pink. He turned away, muttering to himself, and bumped into Winston. Winston caught him gently by the arm.

"May I offer you a drink?" he said.

"You're a gent," said the other, straightening his shoulders again. He appeared not to have noticed Winston's blue overalls. "Pint!" he added aggressively to the barman. "Pint of wallop.'"

The barman swished two half-litres of dark-brown beer into thick glasses which he had rinsed in a bucket under the counter..

>>132107107
Is that the best you can do? Sad!

>>132105622
I find British girls really hot tbqh

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>>132101946
Co's we think we're better than you. Every time we go in a group to foreign lands we treat it like a mini invasion. And we like to drink. Those pissed up yobs? In times past they were pic related...

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>>132107097

>>132106951
It's because people here drink differentely. They drink and that's it. Just drink and drink. In other European countries, people eat and drink together.

I'd rather have British tourists than Chinese tourists, at least the british get drunk before they do retarded shit. The Chinks just shit all over the place and get all surprised when you tell them to stop shitting on the pavement. They have to put signage all over the place in Hong Kong to stop them shitting on the seats on trains and it still doesn't work.

>>132107202
Indeed, 1984 is closer than we think...

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>>132106588
Everything is true. I hate germans because they're rich.

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>>132107242

British people don't eat fine cuisine with their alcoho-

>>132107107
Mayors dont run anything.

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>Wherever British fans go security forces are always on high alert. Everywhere in the world security forces are on alert because British fans have a well earnt and well documented reputation for causing mayhem and disturbance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8-GCzRUpzM

I've always wanted to visit the u.k. because I'm a scotch Irish rape baby and muhhhh ancestors; the drinking culture really makes it all the more appealing for some reason.

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Anyone other brits feel weirdly proud of their scumbags?

>>132103498

This really. All our shitheads go to Spain, Cypress, Prague etc

Non shitheads go to places like Italy, certain parts of Greece, Caribbean etc

>>132105143
This. Middle class Brit here, even in Northern Europe I act like scum. Fuck em.

Eternal master race.

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>>132107481
This. Fuck the Brits on here trying to disown our underclass. They are the footsoldiers of the empire, forever harassing our eternal enemy: the Eur*pean.

>>132107481
Fuck yes. All these other faggot countries can't deal with some of our lads having a bit of fun

>>132106925

>I cannot live, I cannot die, absolute horror.

Britain your holding cell

>>132107107
These woman are fucking fit mate what's your point.

>>132107401
That's AFTER getting shitfaced. Have you ever drank with Poles? I was slamming a Polish girl a while ago and I went to a party with her, were I was the only English man. The table was full freshly cooked food (that the women made together) and snacks, plus a ton of alcohol.
Lower class people don't do that here, they just sit and drink until they're shit faced, then stumble into a takeaway and throw up afterwards, if not before.

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>>132101946
We are sick of them, but on the flip side we send our gypsies to them where they act like niggers all year round, so it's a good trade-off.

Whenever I go abroad I'm fine with just isolating myself and reading books or art house foreign cinema, I like to drink too but I don't enjoy getting stupidly drunk like other British tourists do. I try and set a good example but it's fucking horrifying how people seem to think it is okay to piss or vomit all over your monuments.

Because that's just how the local wildlife acts. They've been drinking and running around naked sknce celtic times.

>>132101946
Novalja I presume.

What do you expect when you host what is basically a giant orgy on the beach?

>>132107401

>British
>Fine cuisine

Kek

>be me yday
>go out to pub, walk trough the city
>chav comes to me, he has broken face
>lets fight
>laughed at him and left
why do you do this

>>132107401
We are more like the Americans than we want to admit.

>>132107730
Bulgaria is third world and Turkish. You can't really insult Brits.

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>>132107063
>>132107097
She has a big forehead holy shit reminds of that indian swollen head baby.

>>132105475
sounds comfy af

>>132107797
Dutch food is unironically as bad as ours, Mr Kapsalon

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>>132101946
Almost all of them are lower / working class and they act like that because they either don't know how to handle their drink (girls, mostly), or they don't want to handle their drink (boys, mostly).

Here's a fun fact - we have actually deployed our own police in Magaluf, where this behaviour is perhaps the most prevalent, in an effort to curb the damage caused by this degenerate idiocy.

>>132107824
I don't know if she's ugly or fit

>>132103124
No it's just because the alcohol here is called piss for a reason it's all fucking shite and so overpriced. Not to mention the faggy lockout laws here and how you can get thrown out of a bar for even starting to get drunk. The drugs are fucking awful here too no wonder people turn to ice.

>>132107812
Why do we need to insult you when we literally rip you off when you come here? The booze you drink here is absoultely undrinkable. And we get rid of gypsies when they immigrate to your island.

>>132107600
I am born into a family of what you would consider chavs and say what you want about them but at least they are patriotic, if most could be bothered to vote we would have a ukip landslide.

>>132101946

A lot of tourists go on holiday to get drunk. these are also the type of people who spend their paycheck every weekend drinking, they aren't very smart people and as I'm sure you know when you mix alcohol and lack of intelligence you get violence, selfishness, over confidence, etc

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>>132107867

90% of food you eat here is not Dutch but French/Belgian

Only thing we have is fucking Harings

>>132107824

>Implying she's not Quasimodo

>>132107937
You're now boasting about being poor lol, dumb Turk

>w-we rip you off

Still cheap as fuck because you're third world roaches

>>132107649
>>132107600
>>132107481
Literal gyppos.

>>132104022
it's called a brown out and it's the best

>>132107964

at least they are patriotic, oh well, all is forgiven then I guess.

For all the bad rednecks in the US... at least they're patriotic.

you need to sort out your retarded mentality.

>>132108011
No, you're boasting of acting like a nigger, Sadiq.

>>132107964
This. Working class/chavs are based and are the only ones who fight pakis.

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>>132101946
I worked in tourism before and these subhumans are the reason why I gave up every doing it again. As much as I enjoy being a cultural diplomat and representative of my country in the eyes of foreigners, it's a catastrophe what those oh-so-cultured westerners will do in the V4 countries.

Brits are notoriously disgusting and repulsive tourists. Their audacity stems from the fact they believe themselves to be "rich white boys", all based on the stereotype that you can buy anything in Central Europe with just fifteen pounds. Not only do they wreck everything everywhere they go, they treat the natives like garbage and get offended when they're told that their five pound banknote is not enough to buy twenty cartons of cigs and seventeen bottles of Johnnie Walker Black Label.

Do not be mislead, the rest of Western Europe behaves the same niggerish way when they come over. German punctuality is a meme, the French do not know how to use toalettes and the Danes refuse to bathe.

>>132106731
Refer to the videos of my compatriot for actual recorded events of western tourists being animals.

>>132104069
You couldn't even throw a punch you faggot anime poster

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>>132107921
OI MATE

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Why are spics always so butthurt?

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>>132108092
I'd rather be polish than swedish right now

>>132106588
Yeah try to do this shit in Italy and count the seconds you remain alive.

>>132108115
If you insulted the country at my trade school you would probably get happy slapped.

http://elpais.com/elpais/2017/05/29/inenglish/1496055052_295731.html

Seriously, if you consider brits human beings and not vermin, you have a problem.
Also they are ugly as shit, wtf.

>>132108005
I love your Pannekoekhuizen

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>>132108386
Why are you hiding your flag juncker?

>>132108015
Does it really hurt that much to have fucked up people contained in resorts fucking up a bit of Spanish wasteland?

We both know Brits or any European act respectful when they go to Seville or somewhere similar to take in the sights and local cuisine.

Aren't Spaniards/Brits who own and live near resorts either scum or making a fuck ton from tourism anyway? They facilitate this sort of behavior for profit or because they like it themselves.

Who the fuck cares? I'm off to Croatia next month and although I'm generally respectful I'll be putting on an English football shirt and showing my Swedish in-laws how to act in a shitty resort town.

>>132104069
What bout us Norfolk country folk?

>>132106976
This is my flag you cunt and you're right:
> being this ashamed of his own country
Fucking idiot.

>>132108471
>eternal anglo
>supporting a german ideology
Not only are Brits subhumans, but they are also stupid.

>>132108435

This is why you don't engage in sensitive conversations with unintelligible, over reacting, incapable of having a disagreement that doesn't devolve into physical violence, dimwits

>>132108015
Ken I got threatened with deportation from Spain when I was younger. Pissed up, me and my mates taped a load of nutjob spanish fireworks to our hotel balcony furniture. It all blew off the balcony and landed in the pool/restaurant underneath. Dagos picking chair legs out their paella...

>>132108578
Fascism was made on the continent but perfected by anglos. Like everything else.

>>132107212
You must be legally blind.

>>132108563
>inbreeded
ok johnny foreigner you have to go back

>>132108647
Like football?

>>132108535
>We both know Brits or any European act respectful when they go to Seville or somewhere similar to take in the sights and local cuisine.
Brits don't act respectful, stop deluding yourself.
Even brit geezers act cocky and disrespectful towards workers.

>Aren't Spaniards/Brits who own and live near resorts either scum or making a fuck ton from tourism anyway? They facilitate this sort of behavior for profit or because they like it themselves.
Yes they are mostly brits, tho.
Magaluf resorts and clubs are owned by english companies.
Anyway that's not a good reason to act like fucking vermin in the streets.

>>132101946
I fuckin love Croatia, its not true Brits, its cashed up bogans who live in Britain.

ITT: pussies

Brit here currently on a working holiday in Australia and I can say most of you brits trying to speak for your country are quite obviously dickless losers who rarely turn off naruto and leave the basement. Being over here surrounded by other backpackers I can say Italians french Spanish and especially fucking Germans are all just as bad. We are just having a good time it's got fuck all to do with this British superiority complex shit which is complete and utter bollocks.


Although I will say my favourite holiday was Kavos, I behaved fucking appallingly there as did the people I went with and we had a blast. Returned with two black eyes and the clap and regret not coming back with more. Not being funny here but most of these European holiday destinations are shit holes, Kavos smells like sewage and they leave the houses roofless so they don't have to pay tax. It was like a strip of pubs and clubs in the middle of Afghan, so why people are surprised when people behave like animals in these shit holes is beyond me. Why would I act civilized in a place that looks like it's never seen proper civilization?

>>132103124
Fuckin oath cunt!

>refugees and niggers act like apes.
>"FUCKING SUB HUMANS DEUS VULT DEUS VULT"
>Brits act like apes
>"ETERNAL ANGLO, LADS!"

>>132108558
i live in Norwich, mostly just hipsters drinking their craft beers or underage girls that go to the waterfront every night.

ENGLISH, NOT BRITISH.

>>132101946

Brits drunk are like Polish sober

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>>132108883
They're OUR subhumans

>>132108780

>Bogans

In fucking Europe? everybody in Europe knows that Brits are worst tourists ever

>Be British
>Sun never sets
>Every 365 days you have depressing rain and cloudy weather
>Kill yourself by alcoholic overdose

Britfags come here every year because unlike them we have a thing called ZON and they always act like dickheads and straight up refuse to speak or learn Dutch

>>132108941
Poles are much better tourists.

>>132108987

Maybe as tourists, but not in normal behavior.

>>132108986

The worst tourists we have are the ones who just go to areas with lots of Brits so they don't have to learn the local's language because they are too retarded to learn simple phrases. MUH BENIDORM; BLACKPOOL WITH SUN

>>132108471
I'm not hiding you moron it's only fun to see your devastating butthurt

>>132107401

I live in Maryland, royal farms is best fried chicken and you can't even prove me wrong.

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>ITT: Euro's discovering Britains class system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1RQvMPdNrc

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>>132108986
>Sun never sets

It was true, pic related. Also we don't go to your rotten shithole for whatever culture you managed to scrape together. Face it, your just the land of hookers and weed to us. And manky tulips.

>>132108471
The tank in the bottom should be a leopard 2 t'bh.

Me and my mates went kavos last summer

Broke into someone's farm in the woods and nicked their goose, we then paraded the goose down the strip to cheers of "wheehayyyyyy" and set him on his way in a club

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>>132109157
Aryan shill

The working class English are subhuman due to a combination of genetic mutation due to smog and inbreeding. The elite class have the genes of success whereas middle class have the genes which allowed them to escape from the working class talons and mix wish the elite class and improve their overall genetic quality. North of England has experienced the problem the worst and it's least bad in Cornwall.

>>132109264

Say that to my face and not over 4chan and see what happens je kanker hoer

>>132106655
> plus you can shoot guns and shit

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>132108904
Norwich is such a cuck city in the middle of such a based county.

>>132109259
what would happen if you mix 100 brit chavs with 100 russian gopniks
big fistfight or brotherhood?

>>132109293
We went to Kavos one of my mates drove a quad bike into the pool lol

>>132109346
Probably need a stepladder to get up to your face you lanky fuck

>>132108755

Thanks for Gibralter!

>>132103125
this. they have sharia law in uk, so when they move to a playce where they can drink alcohol and eat bacon, they just overdo it out of lack of experience

I don't say or mean this in a meme way, but why are all of your women actively looking to get BLACKED?

I'm serious here, we have animation teams of flame juggling niggers and the british women are always trying to tip and flirt them into getting fucked. I have seen this be true from 18 teenagers to 40 yo married women.

>>132105483
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I think it's the fact that they are silent cucks in their own countries and are suddenly overwhelmed when visiting another country where for once in a lifetime they feel unique, special and cultured.

>>132109414
Fist fight would ensue very quickly

And it'd be fair this time because it wouldn't be fucking spetsnaz directed by Putin as a show of Russian force like in Marseille

>>132109414
Dunno lad think we got turned over last time we had run ins with them Russian footy hooligans lol

>>132106588
You're full of shit, buddy. Keep your head down and don't stare. Thats the protocol your tourists seem to follow here

Woops, you just lost your wallet

>>132109414
Gopniks would kick the shit out of chavs. See euro 2016

>>132109414

You get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMwIqbTx7rU

>>132109474

>Tiny britfag calling me lanky

Kek you brits are all fucking midgets because of all the inbred DNA you got

>>132101946
not our fault you can't take the banter

You think we're bad on our own? Just wait until you see a group of our lads meet a group of roo shaggers, the ensuing hijinks could clear out a whole town centre

>Croatian fantasist is cross-posting now
Seek professional help mate

>>132106588
>Be Britishstani
>Hear from chav friends that you can behave like animal in other countries and get away with it
>Instaboner
>Want to go, but no money since binge drinking every weekend
>Take payday loan
>Gonna show the yuropoors whos the eternal now
>btfo'd from all bars and clubs, since everyone knows what to expect
>Local qt told to fuck off because just puked into her friends lap
>Decide to urinate in public, to show superiority
>Arrested
>Beaten up in police station
>Huge fine
>Fuck this shit
>Back to Britistan
>Arrested at airport for not paying back the loan

>>132109346
Yeah, I'll meet you in front of your mum's kiosk in de wallen. I'll be the guy in a England shirt wanking on the window. Kaaskopf.

>>132105070
>>Best tourists:
>>krauts
>Normal tourists:
>russians
What alternate reality are you getting your tourists from?

>>132109581
>>132109582
That timing

We should implement Chinese style passport bans for any tourists who misbehave while abroad.

>>132102481
I like your hobbies but I'm confused. Where can you target shoot at? Why target shoot if it's illegal to defend yourself with a firearm? Are the weap bans nation wide or just in certain cities?

>>132109414

The only time i've met any Russians on holiday was in the Netherlands and they asked me if i wanted to smoke weed with them so unless it involved football it would probably be alright.

>>132109406
I totally agree

>>132105483
MASTER-RACED.COM

>>132109582
I'm 6ft 3

>>132109582
to be fair those Russians actually train for shit like this, although they'd easily still win even if they didn't train.

>>132109646
Krauts are super disciplined in Bulgaria. They never do shit. Russians are suprisingly normal for such a nation.

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>>132108967
Daily reminder that brits on this board (like all brits) constantly think they are better than us even though Peter Hitchens would be considered a liberal conservative here and he is a social leper in your country.

>>132109787
Why have people in Norwich lost the superior accent all other Norfolk people have?

>>132106484
Are those Spanish people or middle eastern refugees? Genuinely can't tell.

>>132101946

Depends entirely on where it is and who it is.

If it's somewhere that they can go very very cheap (Spain, etc) then you're going to get the poorest people and young people, who will then buy ridiculous amounts of alcohol in these places and do really really stupid shit and not give a fuck about the people there.

If it's somewhere that actually costs money you're more likely to get families or older couples who aren't from the lowest rungs of society and just want to enjoy being in a nice and exotic place. You won't even notice those which is why your focus is entirely on the former.

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>>132106588
>one shouts WHAY!

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>>132108647
>Perfected. My fighting Beady Eye.

>>132109887
They trained thinking us Brits would still be like the firm, green street etc.

>>132109945

Which stereotype would you rather have?

>Fat and stupid
>Marauding drunks

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>>132108674
Why do brits bathe with their shirts on?

>>132109945

You sound like you have daddy issues.

>>132109945
We should have allied with russia.

>>132101946
Don't act like a literal nigger and blame all Brits, I swear you are as bad as black Twitter "It was all dem whitey". Most Brits are middle/working class tourists who behave perfectly well, what you're talking about is the underclass who have no restraints and behave however they like, when they've been drinking they're likely to turn into animals. They're this bad at home too, but more spread out.

>>132109945
>think they are better than us
>think

We fucking know we are, son.

Don't blame us, blame yourselves for setting the bar so low. You're going to get the worst of society when you enable it with cheap alcohol and accommodation, and have no tourist attractions other than clubs and bars.

>>132104635

Pretty sure the middle-class are the most annoying of all. It almost seems like they are just a fake, made up class of people trying desperately to fit in with the upper-class.

>>132110258
You heard that, you are at fault for terrorism for giving the refugees such bad shelter.

You design resorts to cater for this and act shocked when it happens

Makes me do a think