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Malia Obama Invents A Computer. Oh wait........

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>Malia Obama Fired From Cushy Internship At Spanish Embassy

>How does an 18-year-old girl fresh out of high school who has been caught smoking pot more than the Bush twins were caught drinking land a job as an intern at the US Embassy in Spain? Privilege. Obama and his pals liked to call it “white privilege,” but they really can’t in this case, can they? In this case the daughter of a president was moved to the front of the line.

>It didn’t last long, however, because just like at home, Malia has issues with staying out of trouble. She was caught, by Embassy Security — aka the US Marines — on the roof of the building burning a doobie and playing with the Ambassador’s carrier pigeons. Ambassador Bedard is an avid hobbyist.

>Malia was terminated immediately, her room was cleared and she was escorted from the private areas of the embassy to the common area where she could wait to change the dates on her travel visa so she could return home. She was last seen in the lobby when a black SUV pulled up out front and she willingly got in. Looks like Daddy probably saved the day again.

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>Malia Obama Expelled From Harvard

Malia Obama, who has decided that as an adult she wants to be a pot smoking, rap listening, twerking party girl, has been ousted from the student roster at Harvard University. The school’s chancellor, Malcolm Little, said that regardless of her status as a former first daughter, the rules are the rules and she won’t be welcome there this fall.

>The stunning announcement came after Malia was caught in a Boston hotel lounge vaping marijuana with friends. Harvard has a strict no drug policy. Massachusetts is one of the states that now allows for recreational marijuana and the hotel is “weed friendly,” but that doesn’t change the fact that she broke the rules.

>The Obama family lawyer is planning on filing a discrimination suit, because isn’t everything about race?
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>>132095660
>Malia Obama
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>>132095854
>smiles in punjab
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Nigs gonna nig
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>>132095660
Source?
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>>132095660
>Orangutanga family lawyer is planning on filing a discrimination suit
He'll be filling a lot more paperwork once Imperator Trump gets to him.
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http://www.snopes.com/malia-obama-expelled-harvard/
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People don't usually get kicked out of college for smoking pot... Wtf.
She must have done something more than that.
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I would however like legacy media I don't reveal my sources. Just trust me.
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>>132095660
Any source? This sounds like bullshit
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>>132095660
Don't just make shit up you retard.
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I could see her getting kicked out of an embassy for smoking weed on site. But Harvard? Yeah fucking right, she is obama's daughter. She would have to smoke crack in class and on camera to get in trouble.
>smokes weed in private in a hotel room
>Harvard finds out and expels her
Bullshit
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>>132095660
You can take a nigger out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of a nigger.
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>>132096693

Hell if she smoked crack in class she would get off faster than Marion Barry.
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>>132095660

>get free ride at life as direct family of the president
>fuck up because you want to smoke weed

Cmon. Engage just half an almond.
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>>132096239
She should be in jail.
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>>132096239
out of harvard, yeah
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i'd smoke with her and lick her PUSSY while shes high
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>>132097265

underrated
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>>132095660
>When you smoke weed but your hairline is still higher than you are
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>>132097394
how do i engage my almonds after i activate them?
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https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/04/11/fake-news-claims-malia-obama-expelled-harvard-drug-violation/22035619/
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She's shunning her trips to the front of the line. She's rebelling basically. Also it's pretty neat how that ambassador/embassy has carrier pigeons. Definitely don't want those catching a contact high lol.
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>>132095660
you got a thing for teenage girls huh
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>>132095660

the funny part is if she wasn't the president's daughter she never would have had it publicized that she was smoking pot and would still be in harvard
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>>132095660
>break the rules of your occupation
>get fired
>>The Obama family lawyer is planning on filing a discrimination suit
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>>132095660
You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you cannot take the jungle out of the nigger.
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>>132098991
rules racis
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>>132096239
Unfortunate for.. can't say black folk.. but any folk, harvard is not college, they still have integrity
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>>132095660
>https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/04/11/fake-news-claims-malia-obama-expelled-harvard-drug-violation/22035619/
Sorry man. I believed it was true before the source... but aol... wew
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Why is weed so good lads?
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>>132099670
literally anything is believable about this longneck manjawed halfbreed degenerate
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>>132099887
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>>132098577
Nope, not funny
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>>132095660
God she is fucking hideous.
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>>132099887
They are licking and sucking together white icecream...

what is this weird boner here.
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>>132098834
>not using energized almonds
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Fucking none of this is true. How gullible are you faggots?
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>>132095660
Fake news
http://www.snopes.com/malia-obama-expelled-harvard/
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>>132100696
I'm pretty gullible.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4327324/Former-Daughter-Malia-Obama-turns-modelling.html
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>>132095660
>obongo vs Jew lawyers
Who wins?
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Based Malia.

>tfw she is probably going to cause her dad huge amounts of money and disappointment

Barack BTFO.
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>>132096131
Post something other than snopes. I don't think the story is real as it reeks of wish-fulfillment but snopes is a horrible source.
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>>132098953
she would have never been in Harvard in the first place if it wasn't for king nigger
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>>132101173

sometimes when god opens a door he closes a window
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>>132096693
It may just be a play for them to try and ply some money out of the Obama's.

Thing is Obama probably expects to get the fancy treatment for free from Harvard so would resort to suing if he doesn't get his way instead.
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The Obama's are straight fucking scum. They should all be in prison.
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>>132095660
Sadly I went to a nigger school and a lot of the niggers found Malia Obama attractive and claimed they wanted to fuck the living shit out of her.

Nigs are so weird..
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>>132095660
If it looks like Michael then who was the mother?
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>>132101566
>Libertarian
>Wants to put people in prison for smoking pot
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>>132095660
"The Resistance may include information from sources that may or may not be reliable and facts that don’t necessarily exist. All articles should be considered satirical and any and all quotes attributed to actual people complete and total baloney. Pictures that represent actual people should be considered altered and not in any way real."

Do you people just believe anything you read on this website? You're all parrots and lemmings.
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>>132099887
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Thank you again, greatest ally.
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>>132095660
are you gonna source any of this nigger?
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>>132096131
>using snopes like it's a credible source
This ain't 2002, friend-o.
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>>132095660
she's so fucking ugly.
but where's the sauce of this news?
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>>132099887
BLEACHED
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>>132101566
>Obama's
>'s
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>>132099887
Is the other girl a friend or her sister?
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>>132095660
Source?
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>>132095660
I find it rather unsettling that he has carrier pigeons

Almost like hes planning on being without electricity
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>>132096239
it is literally a federal crime in united states to smoke pot, mate.
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>>132095660
King nigger can't manage his own family, how could he manage a government.
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>>132095660
Fumb drumpfkin postsr
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>>132097265
/fit/ btfo
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>>132095660
of all her parents did work for her just pour down the drain. waste of resource
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>>132100044
She looks distinctly Somalian.
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>>132104377
>>using snopes like it's a credible source
>This ain't 2002, friend-o.
tfw snopes was one of my favorite websites back in 2000 and is just a hollow shell of its former glory
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>>132095660
You should have just stopped with the first story about being fired from the embassy. The inclusion of the second gave you away.
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>>132095660
who is the girl in the middle?
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>>132095660
Well... She is black. Failure is a part of her genetic makeup. Is this actually real though? I need a source.
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>>132096239
/thread

Marines are elite but they still do drugs, soldiers chill with weed overseas. If anything happen was far worse than smiling like an idiot and having red eyes.

Cocaine? The one working down are doing it and no one cares.

Psychedelics? This must be. She got LSD or mushrooms and acted like a lunatic (insert pigeon scene), which really scared the people working in and security had to escort her till her black SUV arrived.
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>Using green text for paragraphs
I don't think you understand what green text is for.
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>>132103614
I believe everything on pol
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>>132099887

I'd have a boner right now if obamas daughter didn't have such an ugly face

if only she had a bag on her face
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>>132107419
>I don't think you understand what green text is for.
You do realize it was originally used for quoting until some tripfag decided to fuck it all up, right?
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>>132099887
God bless the cameraman.
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>>132099805

why is your life so bad you need to escape it.
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>>132100709
>snopes
You stupid motherfucker.
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You guys really love fake news, don't you?
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>>132107419
Who are you quoting?
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>>132095660
No sources
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>>132108339
My life is awesome, and its even more awesome when I smoke weed.
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>>132095660

Are (((some people))) taking a quiet revenge and sending a warning to others because of Obama's non-veto on that UN resolution condemning Israel as illegal occupier of Palestinian land?
The Harvard thing especially is suspicious, Harvard being the nepotistic nest of Zionism and good negro goyim graduating with freaking rap-albums these days.
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>>132095660
Why is there a photo of two girls and a dog on the left?
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>>132099887
Of course they put the nigger up front for him.
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>>132108339
>this is coming from a greek
lmao your country's tourism is build on being degenerate
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>>132106707

She looks extra terrestrian
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>>132097265
FUCKING LOL
Some of you gooks are allright...
Don't go to the rice fields tomorrow.
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That's all that happened to her? After wasting that much tax payer money she should be tried for treason. She willingly wasted millions of dollars in order to promote un-American values and to promote drug culture which is heavily pro-rated to the point of terrorists selling opium by the fucking brick
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>>132106754
It was always run by a fat woman with lots of cats. Never trustworthy.
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>>132101682
I want to blow a load on her face just to disgrace the president after i upload the pic to the internet.
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>>132108339
I just smoke weed when my friend brings some. I am not crazy enough to buy 0.7g (sub par) weed for 10 bux.
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>>132099887
>when your daughter are whores and might be comfortable with a threesome

muh legacy
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>>132095660
das racist
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>>132095660

>this ib the dibberence between a nigger and le BASED BLACK MAN

Niggers are niggers, they will also squirt out more niggers

this isnt news
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>>132105634
Fuck off retard. Technically it is but due to our legislative situation, the law is not enforced in various states.
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>>132095660
>Fired From Cushy Internship At Spanish Embassy

FUCK OFF FROM OUR EMBASSIES MONKEY REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>132108891
>>132099805

meh, smoking alone is boring af
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>>132095660

>kicked out of harvard for smoking pot

Nigga, you've not done your research. You can smell that shit in the hallways.

t. been there
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>>132096131
>http://www.snopes.com/malia-obama-expelled-harvard/
Snopes tends to do the of so american thing od declaring FALSE! and then going on to weasle out of it by talking about technicalities.

Who knows if any of it is true though.
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>>132099887
They could both swallow the children I'd never let them bear.
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>>132105728
>>132095660
>>>132095660
>King nigger can't manage his own family, how could he manage a government.

He couldn't. He proved that over an 8 year time period.
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>>132095660

The fact that the second part of that (Harvard) is completely obvious bullshit makes me think the first part is as well.
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>>132095660
/pol/ is literally fake news.
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>>132099887
That is not fucking normal.
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>>132109678
>not getting dollar point
leave the east coast
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>>132113923

you don't think this would be splashed all over drudge if it were true? the gloating would be insane.

don't ever trust dumbshit you read on here and then don't even trust it if it has a link unless you can corroborate it.

this is just a plebbit trap.
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>>132095660
At least Harvard regained some dignity and integrity.
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>>132095660
>Malia Obama Expelled From Harvard
So you guys are just making shit up that can be checked out in two seconds, huh?

Fuck you and fuck fake news. This is what gives alternative news a bad name and drives people into the clutches of the MSM.

http://www.snopes.com/malia-obama-expelled-harvard/
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>>132095660
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>>132095660
How does one manages to get caught smoking weed so many times? She must be a stupid nigger.
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>>132100980
I hope so. Ivanka has been a disappointment and liberals stilllove Obama, it's time his facade got tarnished in public

Ivanka Trump is friends with Dina Powell. Powell is friends with: Huma Abedin (through Teneo and Vital Voices), Hillary Clinton ( Teneo and Vital Voices), Valerie and Laura Jarrett (Obama Admin, CNN), Liz Cheney (through the Bush Administration), Laura Bush (through the Bush Admin), Goldman Sachs Pres/ Trump Econ Council Gary Cohn (through Goldman Sachs and an affair), Angelina Jolie (Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commission on Refugees, through VV).
>http://gotnews.com/busted-sources-confirm-natsec-advisor-h-r-mcmaster-deputy-dina-powell-leaking-anti-trump-media/
>http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/diane-von-furstenberg-among-five-new-directors-of-vital-voices-global-partnership-59871337.html
>http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/first-lady-laura-bush-diane-von-furstenberg-gloria-reuben-to-present-awards-at-vital-voices-april-7-womens-global-leadership-awards-57139157.html
http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/apr/11/meet-the-liberal-press/
Vital Voices Global Partnership is a Female Globalist Group- apparently Hillary Clinton was a founder.
>https://www.vitalvoices.org/
>http://www.prnewswire.com/news/vital-voices-global-partnership
Connections to Soros:
>http://www.cnsnews.com/blog/mike-ciandella/dirt-earth-day-20m-soros-media-hype-roots-lenins-birthday-ice-age-fears
>http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/printgroupProfile.asp?grpid=7309
VVGP Co-Founder/President/CEO Alyse Nelson has strong connections to Clintons, UN, and is part of the CFR.
>https://www.vitalvoices.org/people/alyse-nelson/
VVGP Communications Director Katherine O’Hearn worked for major MSM, including CBS, MSNBC, Daily Beast, CNN, CNBC, and ABC. Worked in Saudi Arabia.
>https://www.vitalvoices.org/people/katherine-ohearn/
Their Board of Directors is filled with people from Bank of America, GM, Hilton, the DNC, Universal, other Media
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