BREAKING: Cat Bombs Hit Demascus; Many Dead

>>132090308

Best typo ever.

>>132090308
Where's /sg/ now

link you autistic retard

>>132090308
>Syria
Who cares?

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>>132090308

>>132090308
Cat bombs. For those whom don't get enough pussy.

>>132090435
I care

no I don't

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Inshallah we will destroy the indifels. MAOWWWW

>>132090308
>cat bombs
Wait what?
>car bombs
Oh thank God, I was worried there for a second.

>>132090326
gf3egh33g3

>>132090477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>132090463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zVVKXT8Vi0

I actually clicked this thinking that terrorists were strapping bombs on cats and sending them to the targets. I'm glad no cats died, but I'm disappointed that it wasn't true.

>a Muslim shithole being bombarded by Muslims

Who the fuck cares besides Putin boot lickers.

>>132090455
>>132090477
You're prepared for everything, guys.

>>132090631
Same, no joke

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>>132090308
THOSE SAND NIGGERS ARE TURNING THE GODDAMN CATS INTO BOMBS AND I WONT STAND BY AND LET IT HAPPEN.

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>>132090631
They could be literally laser guided cat bombs even. You just make them chase the laser to the spot you want to bomb and set them off.

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>>132090326

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>>132090308
Cat Bombs

>>132090766
holy shit, brilliant

Don't worry about it. We planned for this.

>>132090477
Nyallahu ackbar

>>132090777
K E K
E
K E K

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car bombs are bad...butt cat bombs? that's when things get hairy

>>132090308
Syria is still a war zone, right?

>>132090308
I was much more horrified by the idea of bombs filled with cats. Thanks for clearing that up OP

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>>132090761
>SAND NIGGERS ARE TURNING THE GODDAMN CATS INTO BOMBS
they ain't just bombs
the cats are ready to fight to the death, like those losers that mow down a crowd then get out with a kitchen knife
>chatter about weaponized cats being brought across our southern border
>so fucking watch out

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just try it we'll attack back with doggo receivers launched from space to knock out your catbombs

This thread was far better than expected.

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modern meowfare

>>132091006
TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONS

CONFISCATE AND GA... SEND THE CATS TO CAMP.

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Cat bombs?

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>>132090308
PIC RELATED FOOTAGE FROM DAMASCUS.

>>132090308
I thought it actually was cat bombs, that the govt was sending cats around and detonating them

NOT THE CAT BOMBS

I literally thought cat bombs were being used by terrorists.

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>>132090308
dindu nuffin

>>132090766
Shit man, don't give the sandniggers ideas. That's actually not a bad idea.

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>>132090308
Cat bombs?

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>>132090326

>>132091138
>killer queen has already touched that suicide vest

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>>132090326
i was like

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>>132091006
ignore this picture at your own peril, anons

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inb4 ISIS reads poll, develops cat bombs.

Hundreds of years later songs are written of the "Cats of War"

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>>132090308


Wouldn't this be great to get the feminazi cat ladies all stirred up. "Islam allows for the use of cat bombs"

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>cat-bombs
You got it all wrong, friendo.

>>132090477

how long have you been waiting to use this picture?

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>>132091459
in case you all think this is new, this has been in the works for a long time
>pic related, archive photo

>>132091654
first thing that comes up when searching "cat suicide bomber"

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praise allah
the one true god
and muhammed peace be upon him

>>132090766
reported to ASIO

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>>132090308

>Cat bombs

>>132090631
I thought the inverse: bombs that were filled with cats. Cats start flying everywhere upon explosion.

I don't know. I guess that could work if your enemy is allergic on a massive scale.

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What a catastrophy

>>132091469
'Cry Habib, and let slip the Cats of War'

>>132092089
>carlos.jpg

never mind murder, mayhem, mass deaths, suicide bombers and decapitation victims... can /pol/ trigger cat ladies with this?

#CatBombs

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>>132091658
from an actual 1584 German artillery manual
>leave it to the gerrys

>>132092253
I bet we could meme this into reality on Twitter or something.

>BREAKING: Syrian state TV says at least 8 killed, 12 wounded in Damascus blasts.

>>132090387
https://apnews.com/88ff83e97a3343759bb7d90e65371c37/Syrian-state-TV:-Car-bombs-rock-capital,-multiple-casualties
http://archive.fo/AiDBN

>>132090308
Meowllahu catbar

>>132090308
cry havoc and let slip the cats of war

>>132090308

uh oh

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>>132091006
>>chatter about weaponized cats being brought across our southern border
IT'S HAPPENING!
armored cats seen crossing border in Texas!!
>see image - leaked by a patriot who is now behind feline lines
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>>132090308

>>132090308

But are they more effective than bat bombs???

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb

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Uh guys koreas testing another cat bomb
Can we shoot it down from space with another catbomb?

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Sources report that the victims were left catatonic

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>>132092771
"roger that. have the director give me a vector to sector hector. deploy Catriot intercepts. over"

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>>132092665
i just got the bad news that our man on the border didn't make it
armored cat got him as he tried to fire an arrow

The assad regime but be stopped.

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>>132090308
this thread

>>132090766
reported to RSPCA

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>>132090326
I wish it wasn't a typo.

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>>132092976
armored cat deployment diagrams
study these carefully

AP: "...witnesses are telling us that there is carnage, mayhem, and fuzz everywhere."

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>>132090308
Include me in the screencap

>>132093169
i think your dog has autism

>>132090308

Wtf is a cat bomb?

>>132092263
This is one of those things that is just too logical to be right, somehow.

>>132092976

That's how you get leprosy.

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>>132090308
>Cat Bombs

Thanks Israel

>>132090308
Isaiah 17 A prophecy against Damascus

1 "See, Damascus will no longer be a city
but will become a heap of ruins.
2 The cities of Aroer will be deserted
and left to flocks, which will lie down,
with no one to make them afraid.
3 The fortified city will disappear from Ephraim,
and royal power from Damascus;
the remnant of Aram will be
like the glory of the Israelites,”
declares the Lord Almighty.
4 “In that day the glory of Jacob will fade;
the fat of his body will waste away.
5 It will be as when reapers harvest the standing grain,
gathering the grain in their arms—
as when someone gleans heads of grain
in the Valley of Rephaim.
6 Yet some gleanings will remain,
as when an olive tree is beaten,
leaving two or three olives on the topmost branches,
four or five on the fruitful boughs,”
declares the Lord, the God of Israel.
7 In that day people will look to their Maker
and turn their eyes to the Holy One of Israel.
8 They will not look to the altars,
the work of their hands,
and they will have no regard for the Asherah poles[a]
and the incense altars their fingers have made.
9 In that day their strong cities, which they left because of the Israelites, will be like places abandoned to thickets and undergrowth. And all will be desolation.
10 You have forgotten God your Savior;
you have not remembered the Rock, your fortress.

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LEAVE THE CATS OUT OF THIS ASSAD.

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>Cat Bombs

>>132093471
The city is Eleven Thousand Years Old.
It isn't going anywhere.

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>LE CAT BOMBS GUIS XDDDD
>posts le funny cat pic xDDDD
kys reddit faggots

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>>132093210
Fuzzlim

>>132093471
Someone please nuke the jews.

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on another scary note, i was reading an article that said that cats may now be able to generate an EMP by putting a high-energy explosive cat in a balloon and detonating it
>due to prevailing magnetic field patterns, it's the leaf cats to our north that are probably the biggest threat

Dammit OP for a second I thought they tied bombs to cats.

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>>132090308

>>132093696
>Fuzzlim
Fuzzlims and cat bombs? religion of peace? this is way out of hand

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>>132090308
>cat bombs
Cockhead

>>132093666
>calls people faggots
>has the faggot flag
>probably is a faggot

Wow, you're all types of fucking retarded aren't you? Kys

>>132093120
Thank u for being a friend. Just spent a week watching over my mom in the hospital watching golden girls marathons the whole time. Such a wonderful show

>>132092000
You've been playing too much DF.

>>132093666
If u wanna be hardcore just go to 8 or whatever. Yeah we are overrun with Reddit we know. /nofunallowed/

>>132093666

Make me fag flag.

Nine Lives Matter

>>132094177
source: your asshole

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>>132093169
how to recognize an armored cat
note toes are rounded on regular cat

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>>132094578

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>>132090308

I'm here for the cat bombs

>>132090777
>>132090455
>>132090477
>>132090766
>>132090855
>>132090866
>>132090888
>>132091000
>>132091433
>>132092000
>>132092177
>>132093122
>>132093666
>>132094177

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>>132090308
It's a meowsacre!

>>132090777
Kek is here.

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Katzen ÜBer Alles

>>132090477
A suicide bomber that can attack 9 different times. So this is the power of Islam

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>>132094898

>>132094787
... Why?

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>>132092771
>koreas testing another cat bomb
enough of this shit
>marching through streets with rocket launchers
>cat bomb tests
>put goddamn cat on stamp just to taunt us
hope Trump is ready

>>132090435
>>132090464
*raises paw*

I care

>>132094576
>flag attack
>>132094331
>flag attack
>>132093790
>probably a flag attack
you guys are pathetic, redditors are so boring

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>>132095342
>goddamn cat on stamp
they think WE are the RAT!

>>132095243
just doing what Australians do best I guess

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>>132090308
Fucking sick ISIS fucks. People who hurt helpless animals are the lowest fucking scum imaginable.

>>132094787
thats for the check, i thought no one was going to check my satan trips, you've brought checks to all <3

>>132090308
I was expecting cats strapped with explosives ready to die for the caliphate and earn their 72 virgins

>>132095243
Autism

>>132095190
Hi, Shariablue.

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cats also suspected of launching drone attacks

these are particularly evil because the command cats sit in an air conditioned trailer somewhere, and just kill at will

>>132095492
hurrdurr muh redditors

I've never even had an account on reddit and I actively avoid the site.

>>132095934
t. reddit

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>>132096117
Fuck off cunt. Kek.

>>132093471
>>132093471
>>132093471
Islam Prophecy Favor Syria and Syrian not Kikes

On the authority of Zaid Ibn Thabit Al-Ansari that: ‘I heard the Messenger of Allah (saw) say, ‘How blessed is Al-Sham(Syria)! How blessed is Al-Sham(Syria)!’ “And how is that, Oh Messenger of Allah?” People asked him. ‘Those angels of Allah have spread their wings over Al-Sham(Syria)’, He answered.’ (Imam Tirmidhi)
Rasulullah (sallallahu ‘alayhi wa sallam) said: “It will be such that many armies will be mustered. An army in Sham(Syria), an army in Iraq and an army in Yemen.” A companion asked, “If I live that long, which do you choose for me?” Rasulullah (sallallahu ‘alayhi wa sallam) said: “I choose Sham(Syrian) for you, because it is the best of places, and the land that Allah has chosen for his special bondsmen – and if you cannot go to Sham(Syria), then go to Yemen – and drink from your brooks and streams, for Allah Ta’ala has guaranteed that He will look after the land of Sham(Syria) and its inhabitants.” (Abu Dawud 2475)

"They [the Jews] are the heirs of Hell.... They will spare no pains to corrupt you. They desire nothing but your ruin. Their hatred is clear from what they say ... When evil befalls you they rejoice." Ibid. [Surah 111, v. 117-120]
Because of the wrongdoing of the Jews.... And of their taking usury ... and of their devouring people's wealth by false pretenses. We have prepared for those of them who disbelieve a painful doom.[Surah 4, v. 160, 161]
Allah hath cursed them [the Jews] for their disbelief.[Surah 4, v. 46]
The most vehement of mankind in hostility [are] the Jews and the idolators.[Surah V, v. 82]
Allah fight against them [the Jews]. How perverse they are![Surah 9, v. 30]
They [the Jews] spread evil in the land .... [Surah 5, v. 62-66]
[The Jews] knowingly perverted [the word of Allah], know of nothing except lies ... commit evil and become engrossed in sin. [Surah 2, v. 71-85]

Syrian was Chosen People

>>132094787
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>>132096117


OH SHIT NIGGER ITS AN AUSSIE RAID

>>132095190
>dowsing
>pseudoscience
Magnets, how do they work?

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>normies suddenly pretending to care because it furthers their anti-Trump agenda

pathetic.

Thread progression
>pussy bomber
>templar resistance
>fag war
>meme magic
>Australian invasion.
Just another day at the office.

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>>132090308
Middle eastern cats are brutal. Pic related, cats eating ISIS fighter after tearing him apart

>>132092089
Fuck off back to plebbit and stick your stupid puns up your ass.

>>132094656
Ok dickhead, you explain why America, Saudi Arabia and Israel want Assad out.

>>132096816
wtf i love cats now!

>>132095190

Are you saying Meme Magic is Scientology?

>>132097617
What did you think they were guarding with all that weaponry, money? Kek.

>>132096816
>wants to dominate the world
>get eaten by cats
kek

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>>132095132
underrated post right here

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>>132094656
>Qatar Turkey pipeline.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar–Turkey_pipeline
>Syria's rationale for rejecting the Qatar proposal was said to be "to protect the interests of [its] Russian ally, which is Europe's top supplier of natural gas."[1]
Even (((Wikipedia))) can't ignore it you jackass.


>2013, Syria stops using Dollars.
http://ftmdaily.com/economic-crisis/us-dollar-crisis/syria-bans-use-of-us-dollars-amid-hyperinflation/

Now fuck off.

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>>132090308
>cat bombs

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>>132090308
Cat bomber number 3 reporting in...

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>>132090308
>cat bombs
>Rough day 24 hours

kek

>>132096444
CHECKED

>>132090308
>cat bomb
Radical feminism must be stopped.

OH SHIT NIGGER SEND IN THE FELINE FORENSICS

>>132095132
Actually had me laughing out loud, well done, anon

>>132090308
where is my atomic cats meme when I need it

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>>132090326
I am become Death, destroyer of worlds

>>132100629
I regret I have but one upvote to give xD

>>132092665
*Teleports behind u*
*Gives u leprosy*
"Heh, nuthin personnel, kid"

>>132090308
Good

>>132090326
THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

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>>132090308
WOT

>>132090308
lol wow for a second I actually thought terrorists discovered a way to implement explosives in cats... like little cat suicide vests or something

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>>132090308
LIVE PHOTATO OF THE AFTERMATH!!!!!

carpet-cat when?

>>132121318
The horror! Oh god someone please help them