CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General : Dispatch goes Eww!!

>Battery Victim
>4 Year old

Depressing as always

>>132077575
First for key checking

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Keep at it ROBERT, love you Blue!

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>>132077575

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watup roberts. only 1640 listeners by my count. this has got to be like the warm up for tuesday night no?

> moar morse code

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>not enough keys.

I wonder how much cocaine is in all of Chicago. Like if you were able to seize it all and weigh it

>hanging out in any alley way in chicago at night

>>132078036
Tons.

>crabby gave a cute *sigh* <3

> gimme the tools back from mah truck

>>132077876
Last night was 2200 or so

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Ok this is nature Robert thread.

>

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>>132078036
keys and keys

>need an ambulance

Ah, this is whats happening at Solider field

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/oak-park/community/chi-ugc-article-department-of-defense-2017-warrior-games-in-c-2-2017-06-23-story.html

Department of Defense 2017 Warrior Games in Chicago June 30-July 8th!

>>132078333
>squad down on Koestler
>ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

squad down?

>Group of Male Blacks
>Riding the train and robbing people at each stop

What's going on with Federal involvement in Chicago? I haven't heard shit.

>>132078477
May issue state.

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>>132078477
is it possible for nigs not to nog?

spent last 10 minutes trying to get scanner to play on tv..... just noticed it was on mute.

Hope that dude holstered his piece, amirite?

>shot in the left side of the neck
>earlobe area

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Harvest Night, Demons Weekend, I want blood

>>132078435
>disregard if not there

>drag racing for the bingo people.

>victim condition unknown
>shot in possible left side of the neck
>update to serious condition
>prolly not going to live

>>132078266
that fairly typical for a weekend. just seems low for the saturday before the 4th during RRH

OH SHIT NOT THE WINGSTOP

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this is not Illinois gun laws

>>132078634
Yes, but it is complicated. They need to feel betrayed by fellow affies. Then they sympathize with whites. Like a dog who has been in a fight with another dog before the human breaks it up and protects the victimized dog. Then the dog can be used to guard and perform other tasks for the man's benefit.

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>no cabs no limmos

WE MIGHT GET A BABY TONIGHT LADS

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check yo keys

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check yo keys

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We need to turn the Dan Ryan into a moat and fill it with alligators.

>>132078322
>swastika stamped cocaine
Is it.../ourcoke/?

>>132078861
I like you lad.

>caller was changing clothes
>psycho bitch pulls a gun on him thinking he was having sex in the car
>bitches be crazy as fuck

Lot of stuff in the last five

>>132079085
>>swastika stamped cocaine
>Is it.../ourcoke/?
fuck, I wish
maybe it was destined for Argentina

nights still young boys

night is young

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>>132078322
My sides.

>crabby says "the night is young"
>Tiara mitchal
the fucking names again

night night robert stay /comfy/

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Have I missed anything, might get a full sheet tonight

>coast guard has several boats stopped

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>SpaceCadet.wav

I heard it Roberts

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the night is young
> more coons need a beating

"boy" means undercover plain clothed I think.

>three boat loads of people
>coast guard asking for help
Fucking....illegal Canadians fleeing cuckland? the fuck?

Can I get a quick rundown on tonight's events so far? It's July 4th weekend, so are the chimps chimping like last year?

>male Hispanic shooting at a bar
......press F

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>shots fired
AH AH AH

>>132079510
i thought it was 2 officers riding together instead of 1 no?

>>132079511
we need a northern wall to keep the menace out

pulled gun on son
>son

>>132079511
They must have used the wrong pronoun and are fleeing from thoughtcrime charges

https://archive.is/M9fiL

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>>132079720

>>132079720
It was the wife's son

>males dragging a female down the street

dragging your women down the street.

>black male white dress
N-nigger trap?

Robert really needs to check his keys.

>>132079792
kek. never speak to either one of us again

>the crowd is starting to come out at Roosevelt and Michigan

>crowds starting to leave event.

>expired DL

Not going to lie, mates. This stream almost makes me grateful to be in Zimbabwe. This is a feeling I haven't felt in a long time. I've heard of affies eating people, hacking away at relatives with machetes, eating mosquito paste, etc. but this stuff is nuts, these dispatchers sound like they've heard all of this before. This is just silly.

>>132080109
these dispatchers have heard much, much worse on other nights. Chicago is really a lost zone in the US.

>>132080109
To be fair, this is a City with a metro population of almost 10 million.

>>132079825
Hot

>>132080109
>grateful to be in Zimbabwe
Listen to this guy. He could get AIDS by simply going outside and yet this is nothing compared to the nightmare of ChimpCongo

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Chicago here

>>132080186
>>132080109
Yep, this is the worse place for crime in the US.

>highly intoxicated female dumped on the caller...oh wait...i dont understand

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HIGHLY
INTOXICATED
FEMALE

>>132080109
qestion: are necklacing and mob attacks as common as websites like kaotic would have one believe? also, as far as employees go, they pretty much have to find people that can handle the intensity. Kinda funny that it ends up being largely women, at least from a dispatch standpoint.

>>132077876
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!

>>132080302
Last summer we had a dude from Libya in here saying that it made him feel better about his country.

U-Haul truck on sidewalk.

>>132080109
Chicago has been completely retaken by nigs along with Detroit and many other former booming industrial cities. Now it's basically on life support since Illinois is bankrupt.

That "Your welcome" made my heart flutter what the fuck

>weapons and shell casings to be recovered
>one offender in custody

>>132080369
lol. i say that to my kids, possibly unironically

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Robert reporting for duty. How are we doing against Male Black so far on this holiday weekend?

>gunshot wound to the head
>officer was not injured by needed to be checked out

Did Robert have to put a feral nog down?

Officer shoot a black guy in the head?

>>132080638
see

>>132079387

Putting some nogs down tonight

>>132080681
>>132080648
Didn't do nothing, riots producing

So who is Robert?

>>132080618
damn.. info?

>>132080783
A hero

BUCKET BOYS

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I'll drop a few sheets

>>132080852
Not the bucket boys.

>>132080790
besides being muzzies that is

>>132080783
The hero we need but don't deserve. His arch nemesis is MALE BLACK

>>132080783
>>132080836
The hero Chicago needs
>good condition, left butt cheek

B U C K E T B O Y S 2 0 1 7
U
C
K
E
T
B
O
Y
S

Left butt cheek - sounds medical

>>132080551
Her voice is kinna sassy, i like it

>>132080739
>>132080681
Dylann Roof should have just gotten a job as a cop in Chicago, he could have made a career out of putting these beasts down.

>accident with 2 people on a motorcycle and a car, possibly 2 DOAs
>something about throwing bricks and a MALE ASIAN

>>132080790
>>132080899
From South Africa, they made a miniseries about a cop unit that was insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jFliDeQx7w


Also backpack for the bingo players.

>>132080618
based white people, running down those criminals and shooting them for us.

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>>132080726
Wow, Roberts must be taking care of business so far, then.

I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking nazis.

The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millenials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.

Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Drumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS. Just fucking nuke this site already

>>132080364
Mob attacks are relatively common. The necklacing craze isn't as large as in other countries. They were a hit against Rhodies in SA. Not so much in Zim anymore.

>>132080618
Brilliant.

>>132080863
im updating weapons bingo atm. will post a draft in about 10

shirt says

*long pause*

"not a role model"

>>132081096
t. Summer

>woman messing up bus service
>>132080551
Lol. Crabby is my vocal crush....It's retarded as fuck but I always have feels for her. She sounds so depressed some days.
>homeless male messing with intoxicated females

>>132081105
When Robert "Nigskull" Mugabe finally croaks will the situation get better, worse, or stay the same. Also good luck based rhodesian

>>132080863
Card saved. Thanks, Robert.

>>132081046
thanks man. upon further inspection, signage was in english and they looked a little white to be of the religion of peace.

>>132081096

t. Reddit shill

...leaving your house door unlocked in Chicago.

>>132081243
In South Africa Kaffir = Nigger. My wife was in Zimbabwe from 0-8, and South Africa from 8-16.

>female with possible fake ID at the bar

>one (wound) to the abdomen, one to R knee
>gunshot wound to ankle

>>132081294
Ignore them. you're above this Robert.
>>132081349
That's gotta end in only very bad things.

>GSW to right ankle
>good condition.
>prolly lost his foot.

>>132081096
Fuck you nazi

>>132081096
Why the fuck are you posting this in a cpd thread? You seriously sound autistic, if someone paid you to type out that shit they must have had the cord wrapped around their neck at birth. Also bump for based cpd, evening fellow Roberts.

>>132081434
Female being dragged happened.

>shooting at the walgreens

What is it with Walgreens and shootings?

>good morning i got you a shooting at walgreens
>good morning

>>132080941
C'mon Robert, it's NiggERS robbing a store. Or you think think this is just some summertime bullshit? Man the fuck up, Cadet.

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Any suggestions or errors? First draft revised weapons bingo.

>>132081223
I'd say there will be blood. MDC have enough support to not allow ZANU punks have power without a fight, but ZANU has some of the most violent thugs there are. Mugaboogabe is 93 so we'll just have to see about it. MDC could also achieve foreign funding in the event of a conflict. I doubt either side will see about things in a peaceful matter.

>>132081096
CPD no bully zone, fascist, go suck an alpaca's dick

> nogs nogging at the Walgreens

>>132081530
It's months-old pasta

>you'll be handling a shooting as well

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>>132081096
A dream will always triumph over reality. -
Stanislaus Lem

The RU provided a better dream. If you're a democrat provide a better one

>>132081611
>> nogs nogging at the Walgreens
probably CVS employees

>>132081395
shit thats right. i was think kafir as in infidel. yea my buddy is a white afrikaner, as such, his family moved over to namibia. seems a little more relaxed there from what he says. only about 2.5 million in the country

>>132081628
Oh thank god. I thought someone was actually retarded enough to type all that shit out.

>100 people are outside drinking liquor and selling drugs

All of the bingo cards posted so far in this thread
>>132081597
>>132081577
>>132081434
>>132081369
>>132081237
>>132081100
>>132081042
>>132080995
>>132080941
>>132080908
>>132080863
>>132080638

>hundred people outside drinking and selling drugs

>>132081096
Fake and gay. Leave nigger

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Just gonna leave this here.

>>132081096
gas yourself faggot kike shill

>>132081767
Yea, her family is spread out, US, Australia, Zambia, and Canada

>>132081096
What the fuck you on about?
I think you confused /pol/ with >>>/b/
>>132081530
Evening.

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>>132081096
>we all voted for Obama

You pushed the bait too hard there m8.

>>132081832
Thanks Robert, love me some bingo. How's your cards going tonight?

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>>132081845
good map

>>132081096
Fuck off with this bullshit pasta in a CPD thread. Lurk and learn you fucking nigger.

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>>132081096
This is a Comfy thread, go to hell!

>>132082000
I need 7 more to fill a full card.

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>>132081596
Not my bingo card. I'm just posting the cards I've saved

>>132081881
or rather, to clarify, his family lived in south africa, and basically got the fuck out. I met him stateside obviously and he's told me about the craziness in SA

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WHITE PRIDE NATION WIDE

>>132082000
I just tuned in about 20 minutes ago. I haven't started one yet.

>>132081951
>>we all voted for Obama
don't personally know anybody that has ever admitted to voting for obammy
i wished him the best the first few years, absolutely hated him and his politics but still told people who said really ugly shit about him that he is the president and hate him or not we should want the best for the country
around the time the Trayvon shooting happened and he shoved his face in it I just couldn't take it any more

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>>132081096

>>132082229
>dispatch read off like 8 things way too quickly.

Is the drawfag here tonight?

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>>132082010
2005?

Outdated crime map

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>>132082295
>couldn't take it
triggered snowflake bitch

>male passed out on the street with his dog next to him
I have feels for the dog more than person

>>132082313
I was hoping he would be. That's the only good lead I've seen on pol

>>132082340
>boyfriend!
>third time given out
>siiiiigh

>cant tell you how long it will take
serious backlog?

Hello, Roberts.
Has MALE BLACK been active tonight?

>caller's bf is driving around the block blasting loud music, caller wants the police to make him leave but doesnt want the police
>"yeah that makes a lot of sense"

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>boyfriend is driving around the block with loud music
>she wants the police to make him leave
>but doenst want the police
>"that makes a lotta sense"

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Want's the police to ask the guy to leave but doesn't want the police... wut

>>132082279
I'd suggest the 4th of July one, had it about half way done after last night.

>>132082695

The disgust in their voice was so real.

suicidal bitch

>she had a knife, threatening to kill herself
Guess she realized she was living in Chicongo and snapped?

Check you keys, Robert!

>>132082785
I just got my sheets set up. That's one of them!

>>132082792
I know hahah, the sarcasm from sassy and crabby is golden

>female of the name dommis jhonoshn with a knife saying she'd kill her self.

THE FUCKING NAMES NEVER END

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>>132082751
>That makes a lot of sense
>Exactly

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>>132082751
lel

>2 males shootin dice at Randolph

absolute madmen

>someone broke in to the chick-flia

shoot dem dice

>>132082968
Ashy Larry at it again

>>132083008
>breaking into Chik-fil-A
God is not gonna be happy

>>132082588
Evening,Robert. Actually, Roberts seem to be in control so far, thankfully.

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>>132082968
bout time too!
>d'as rite

>>132083008
>the chick-flia
God will strike them down.

Seriously, that is the most friendly place to eat at.

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>>132083008
what they get for not selling me chicken biscuits tomorrow

>>132083088
I would be livid if they broke into my local chick fil a shit is good as fuck

Awh Fudge

Real Robert Hours in 3 minutes, lads!

>>132082588
No way, its Saturday night and MALE BLACK has to get up and go to work/church in the morning
He's already in bed like a gud boi

>>>132083088
>>132083183
I'm sure the lord will strike them down by having a food allergy to chicken or gas station 40's.

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Ok all done with weapons bingo. I took out hair brush cuz shanequa, doesn't wash her hair much less brush it. Will redo descriptions bing later tonight.

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>>132082898
>dommis jhonoshn
>THE FUCKING NAMES NEVER END

The name lists go on and on....

Chik-fil-gay is just the beginning. You Adams can fuck off.

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>>132083183
>the most friendly
>mormons scared shitless of losing their first job
the look on these girls faces is always sheer terror
I wanna bust a nut while they tell me
>"My pleasure"

battery

>male on the ground
>saying he was shot and stabbed

>male laying on the ground saying he was shot and stabbed

F

>>132083423

F

>>132083255
You're late, Summerbert.

>>132083382
>mormons scared shitless of losing their first job
They are owned by Southern Baptists IIRC, but I know they hire plenty of Mormons.

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>>132083423
F

>>132083315
>we wuz eejipshun kangz and shiet
>we got our own pride an culture an shiet
>butchers perfectly good English names to prove their point

>>132083413
>>132083423
Seems like overkill doesn't it?

F

F

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>>132083382
anon this is a G-rated thread

Battery in progress

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Who is excited about being here on this 4th of July?

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>>132083513
any ethnic working for them is always a 14 year old chinese refugee taken in by mormons
tfw the white girls have on floor length skirts as to not show ankles

>walgeens squad
Get the forms.

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>>132083659
hopefully white phosphorus

>>132083684
Were are you at? Around here there not enough Mormons to staff them.

>>132083601
No...No it's not. It's full of people listing to nogs shoot and kill each other nightly. It's a warning we should listen to.

>>132083659
I'm going to be listing live drinking

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>Walgreens Squad

What is this about? Do the police have to protect Walgreens?

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> chimp-x-mas
>best day
>beer
>burgers
>robert

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CHECK YOUR KEYS ROBERT

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>>132083549
Can't butcher English if we wuz da English
Quit butchering our beautiful African tongue, whitey

Evening, Roberts. Anything of note tonight?

check yo keys

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>>132083549
we wuz nigga sheeiit

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>>132083513
>>132083684
official "Christian" girl power ranking

Mormons > Seventh Day Adventists > Episcopals or whatever those devout snake-handling ones are > Church of God/Church of Christ >>>> power gap >>>>> Methodists > Baptists = Catholics (not that sluts dont have their place)

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>>132083766
florida east coast
plenty of them here for some reason

Hey a white male for a change, good times

"Oh das right, I forgot, yes you can."

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>>132083946
some of the hottest chicks in my HS were mormon, still not sure if that was because they were completely unobtainable or not

>>132083946
Don't make me laugh. I went to byu and dropped out. Mormons are just as two faced and ugly as any other group of people. Jesus will clean his own house before those of others.

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when we cleaning housing??

>>132083946
>>132083382
>>132083684

Actually thinking of sitting in on a Mormon service tomorrow. There aren't any Orthodox churches near me so they're the most redpilled church I can find.

>>132083946
You forgot the lead on the ranking:
Orthodox Christians > Mormons

>>132084160
Mormons aren't actually Christians though. It's a nontrinitarian cult.

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>>132084160
pretty sure you have to be baptized in the official bison blood pool in salt lake first

>>132084073
Salt Lake City is full of blonde/blue Hottie Mormons

>caller was involved in a car vs. coach bus accident

>>132084160
I'm not going to say "don't do it". Just be aware they will be your best friends, they will tell you everything great. Expect to be talked behind your back. Mormons are very judgemental.

>>132084150
When the lord wills it done. Have faith people will find their place in his plan.

>7 shots heard at 101 and Indianapolis
>male his panic banging his head on the ground

>...on 18th street theres about 100 of them

>>132084327
>confirmed autism

100 of them?

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Can you feel the cultural enrichment and vibrancy??

http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>132084308
I was friends with Jehovah's Witnesses growing up, I know the sort of thing to expect.

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>>132084267
yeah but to fuck them you have to believe ancient israelites were really american indians

>robber with handgun

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Seven
Seven shots fired
AH AH AH AH AH

>>132083946
>Mormons > Seventh Day Adventists > Episcopals or whatever those devout snake-handling ones are
Most snake handlers are Pentecostal from the holiness movement.

>I am actually a breakaway conservative Mormon.

>>132083977
Lot of LDS in that area for several reasons - one of which the church owns 300,000 acres (1200 km2) ranch in the area, all the beef raised goes to feed the poor.

>>132078477
My husband is on his way home from a late night at work on the train right now and this always scares the shit out of me.

>>132084160
>Actually thinking of sitting in on a Mormon service tomorrow
Don't fall for it they use their genetically engineered qt's to try and draw in unsuspecting young goyim

I've fucked my share of Mormons and Catholics, and Catholic girls are way more fun.

>>132084365
>>132084376
>There's nothing we can do...

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Isn't Chicago a gun free zone

>>132084265
Naa, you can be baptized at the local ward. You just have 3 rituals that have to be done at a temple.

>Proxy baptism
>Sealings
>Endowments

>>132084425
Just had to warn you. I'm not against Mormon family values and the like... but it's just as much of a cult as Scientology.

>>132084160
They are nice. Service last a hour, then they have 2 hours of sunday school. They will be very friendly most likely.

>>132084498
God speed ma'am.

>>132084532
yea nothing they can do? they have a fucking army.....

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>>132084475
>Pentecostal
my great grandmother was
their pastor was like the saudi technobanner of america
>be 5
>"grandma cant watch tv"
>be 6
>"grandma can watch g-rated VHS"
>be now
>grandma dead, never got to watch anything good
mfw

TYRONE CALLIN IN

>someone being battered inside
>sounds really bad

>>132084540
>proxy baptism
you mean baptizing the dead. I swear if one of those bastards i knew in my time in Utah baptizes me after im dead ill come back and haunt them.

>>132084647
Kek.

Sorry anon

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>>132084379
im feeling very enriched. i was dt the other night, on ohio st, crossing michigan ave., it starts raining. from behind me I hear "awww hell nahhh," brother with dreads and a white tank top goes sprinting by us at full speed, for at least 2 blocks until i couldn't see him anymore.

>tyrone is your caller

>>132084693
They baptized Hitler....so that's kinda cool, right?

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>>132084160
>Actually thinking of sitting in on a Mormon service tomorrow.
Don't do it, they're trying to use genetically engineered young qt's to try and lure you into their space jew cult

>stabbed three times

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I think I figured out why Chiraq is such a shithole. Pic is list of Chicago mayors.

>>132084693
It will be a while, they don't let it done till you would be 120 or something.

>I am Mormon, but not a member of the salt lake church, so I don't know the exact years.

>>132084160
better ready to strip naked for the gay men in the basement

these are animals.....sigh

>>132084793
more gibs! more pensions! which means higher taxes! oh shit our industry left! we're fucked!

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>>132084540
how do I get into this hot tub with a couple of those blonde qts

>>132084746
Yea, I remember people freaking about it.

>In Mormon thought, Hitler gets to heaven. You only go to hell if you do a specific thing that requires you to be a Mormon.

Any niggers been shot tonight?

>>132084528
>>132084748
damn that first post that seemingly disappeared actually posted while i was switching windows for picture, oops

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based > christianity

might makes right boys
> in befor fedora... not a smelly atheist

>>132084818
>it will be a while
I sure as hell hope so, dont plan on kicking any buckets anytime soon.

>>132084793
It's funny how they only get worse as it goes on. Rahmicide's inability to pay money the city owes instead of shoveling out more gibs is astounding.

>>132084909

see

>>132083413

>>132084890
Get a temple recommend and do baptisms for the dead. Then you get to dunk them in the pool over and over.

>>132084429
Are you complaining that Mormons BTFO the jews by proffering red skinned tonto's?

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>>132084897
>specific thing that requires you to be a Mormon.
underpants related

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>>132084890

>>132084909
Like 15-20

>>132084498
Do you live in Chiraq, femanon? What's life like there?

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>>132084968
Nice

>bipolar schizo woman just left the house

>bipolar and schizophrenic

>[cat noises]

Wtf did I just hear?

making new bread sorry just noticed

lol what the fuck was that sound

>>132084897
When I lived in provo I fucked one of the higher members wives. He lead the provo temple for a while but was abuse as fuck. His wife left him after her and I broke up. I'm going to hell for that.

>crabby made cat noises?
So hot crabby, so hot.

>>132084984
KEK
You have to be baptized, know god, then reject him, and then teach in opposition to him to go to hell. Which is a darn hard thing to do.

And everyone thinks the garmets are odd, I guess you used to it if yougrow up with them as part of your culture.

>>132085061
>>bipolar and schizophrenic
just add nigger and you've hit the holy trinity for tyrone breeding material

for your travels...fugg

>>132085139
hahahahahahaha

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>>132084969
>baptisms for the dead
Are You Afraid of the Dark?

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>You will never be double-stacked by sassy...

WHY LIVE?

>hear cat noises

Captcha shows mews?

SPOOKY

WTF?

>>132085204
HOLY SHIT! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHOW! god damn that was amazingly awesome as a kid.

Somebody baking new bread?

>>132085092
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>>132084973
nah genius level tactics
I just question the actual veracity of said statements

NEW BREAD
CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
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NEW BREAD
CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
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NEW BREAD
CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
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>>132085235
I'd laugh so hard if sassy and crabby read this.

fireworks