Racist joke thread

it's 2017, we don't have room for racism here!

>>132044655
Okay so there are three jewish guys at the swimming pool.

They're just swimming and having a good time. All of a sudden, one of them says : "Hey guys, I have an idea. After the pool, we eat in a cool restaurant I know. But first, we're gonna try to deep underwater and hold our breath. The first one to go up has to pay for the meal of everyone."

The three of em died.

>>132044655
Black Lives Matter.

>>132044865
Kek.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench?

a bench can support a family

>>132044826
>it's current year xD
I am so fucking tired of this joke.
Stale.

>>132044655
What did the nigger get on his SAT?

BBQ sauce.

Where do you hide a black mans welfare check? Under his work boots.

What is the little Muslim girl doing on the swingset?

Teasing the sniper

Not racist, but I still am proud of making up this one

Whats the fastest way to purée vegetables?

T-bone a short bus.

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What do you call a gay Irish man?
A gay lick.

What do you call a gay Chinaman?
A chew man chew.

What do you call a gay Italian?
A guinea cock sucker.

>>132044865
Fuck you! ALL of my sides. My face hurts.

>>132046031
man i havent seen that image since /b/ in like 2008

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Jewish boy asks his dad for $50
>Dad says" $30!!! What do you need $20 for?"

hva heter en fattig mann i kina?

tom peng pung!

Blacks on average have lower IQ's than whites.

oh.... thats not a joke...

thats the truth

What's the worst thing about being Black and Jewish?

You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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>>132046364
Eh, if you say so. I mean you tried. Maybe next time champ, but for now let me show you how it's done.


Why do police dogs constantly lick their assholes?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

Where's the difference between a black and AIDS?

AIDS will stay after the baby is born

>>132044826
fpbp

>>132044655
Black nationalists and the like enjoy talking about their race's contributions to the world.

One things for sure, they contributed a lot to the textile industry.

>>132047797
All dogs lick their assholes

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>>132048025
Ok but what does a Jewish woman do with her asshole every morning?

She sends him to work.

>>132047613
funny

A black boy is in the kitchen with his mother helping her bake. He throws white flour on his face and says "hey mama look! I'm a little white boy." Seeing this his mother becomes pissed and slaps his face. She says "go in the living room and show your father what you've done." He goes in and says "hey papa look! I'm a little white boy." His father also gets pissed and slaps the other side of his face. He tells him "go upstairs and show your grandmother what you've done." He goes upstairs and says "hey grandma look! I'm a little white boy." Seeing two hand prints she slaps his face a third time. She then asks him "what have you learned from this?" He stares at her for a minute and says "I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you fucking niggers."

How do you know when you're at a gay picnic?

All the hot dogs taste like shit.

>>132044655
Why are blacks so good at Baseball?

because they can Run, Shoot and Steal.

>>132048663
What to give to an African Child on its first birthday?
Flowers on its grave.

>>132048944
Statistically speaking, in africa, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape.

>>132047496
Always gets me.

So Steven hawking is taking a wheelchair stroll through sweden. Out of nowhere, he's hit in the head by a brick. He falls you the ground, skull cracked, and he begins to convulse. Shaking, bleeding onto the street from the gash in his head, with shit filling his diaper. A crowd of Muslims violently strip and rape the dying theoretical physicist. Hawking, in his last effort struggles and reaches his hand to the keyboard of his wheelchair and types "but religion of" as he is ripped away from the wheelchair and torn to pieces.

>>132049334
Why there is so many tall trees in Harlem?
Its the public transport system.

>>132048393
Kek

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>>132049334

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Can someone post that image of a handshake between a black and white man immediately followed by the image of the white man washing his hand with soap?

Two faggots are about to have sex. But one of the faggots wants to take a dump. He tells the other fag "I'll be back in a minute, but DON'T MASTURBATE I want your hard cock in my ass when I'm back".

He goes to the toilets. When he comes back, the bed is covered with cum.

- I TOLD YOU NOT TO JERK OFF!!
- I didn't. I just farted.

>>132049791
You don't belong here.