/pol/ humour thread

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>>132043184
Get out.

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>>132042901
dinkleberg at it again

>>132043184
That's kinda cute though :)

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>>132043549
What a shitshow this thread is. Go back to /b/.

>>132043789
It's some people that like to do these anti humor threads. They used to do them on /fit/ too.

>>132043875
The real reason why indians are afraid to use toilets.

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> REFUGEE DROWNED
> An Afghan refugee drowned in a swimming lake at Kraubath (Steiermark / Styria, Austria)
> His body was lifted from 5 meters depth
> Since he carried 2 different ID cards on him, his age is still to be determined.

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I'm sure there's others ITT who can relate

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Fresh smuggie OC

>>132043875
Can't blame him. Clean water, since no one is using it.

animal posting yes!

>>132042901
tfwnogoyf

>>132046026
This just makes me really angry

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>>132046103
Good one, saved.

>>132045224
>hardly any upvotes for the moralfags
>but a good amount for the too-soon-bantz
nice

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>>132046026

>>132044756
Joke's on them; I really enjoy these cute dogs

>>132046026
I have seen this countless times, but the sheer stupidity of it never ceases to amaze me.

>>132045945
>tfw going through all bookmarks and favorites
>remember how much fun I was having just a couple years ago before everything became politics

I sure can.

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>>132042901

>>132046026

if(a < b){
return b;
}else if(a > b && b < a && a != b && b != a){
return a;
}else if(a == b){
return a;
}

>>132045586
GEE BILL, MOM LETS YOU HAVE TWO IDS?

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>>132046135
Thats obviously an African elephant you city retards.

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>>132043184
>I'm going to attack you
>With kindness

>>132042901
memes

>>132047081
>if a is larger than b AND b is larger than a
nigger, what are you up to?

>>132047475
AND b is smaller than a*
this is mutually exclusive

>>132046026
>hacker code to steal nudes
>Schalom Ayash
I really hope this is a troll

>>132047759
Ist vermutlich /g/

What the FUCK is up with this thread? /pol/ humor isn't cancer by definition, but this is a fucking tumor. I'm calling shills.

>>132048004
you might watch this and think it a parody, but it was an actual russian tactic that widely spread and seen the battlefield during the end of the war

>>132046026
It was around the time when this came out that I figured that most women are retarted

>>132046026
>>132047081

#include <cmath>

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>>132046361
Holy fucking shit that is depressing.

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>>132043066

MOOODDSSS GET YOUR ASSES HERE

>>132047081
there is nothing more cringeworthy than people who reply to posts that are even remotely related to coding with code

nobody cares if you can code you autist

>>132044806
>Milo Chickenopoulos

>>132049019
His code was a joke you retard.

>>132047664
Is electric retard still making comics?

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>>132049204

>>132049457
No, he was that dude who merked all those shitskins at the Wisconsin Sikh temple, then offed himself after he crippled that cop.

>>132047475
>>132047596
Failure to understand equal to is likely the issue.

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>>132048191
"Captured German WW2 footage showing the real horrors of the eastern front 1945 (Colourised)"

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>in an ancap world

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>american documentaries

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>>132042901

>>132042901
I can't wait to post all of this on r/the_donald


Reminder that these threads are reddit tier

>>132050337
that show predicted a lot, including imo the sandy hook shooting and also is written by a prominent jew.

one character was definitely a CIA asset controlling a drug lord who controlled a portion of mexico.

>>132043875
POO IN THE LOO THEY SAID, NOTHING WILL GO WRONG THEY SAID

>>132050495
Kek

>>132042901
HAH

>>132049019
>mad because he couldn't pass computer science 101

if(he_mad):
print("he mad.")
else:
print("he definitely mad.")

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>>132047255
poo in loo hiding flag, kek.

>>132044001
>R$

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>>132046026
It's not even the same language nor do they preform the same function.

>>132045224
fucking kek

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>>132046361
This is pretty much the standard of posts I see on my Facebook

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>facebook users

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>>132051717
theres one where the grandma responds.

>>132046398
lol thank you this is amazing

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>>132047255
Scat elephant it is then.

>>132044687
lost

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>not just signing up for the governments experimental gender transformation gene editing program

>>132050495
You forget the mandatory pub spot right before the mantis strike

>>132051717
Isn't he one of the owners of FAKKU?

>>132052106
That shit is hot

https://youtu.be/2S1YotG5ai0

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>>132051450

my. fucking. sides.

>>132051817
What a madman

>>132047172
Two identities, two welfare checks, he'll have better equipment come time to kill Germans after they pay him enough

>>132051684
kek

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>>132045224
le troll face xDDDD
REEEEEEEE:DD

>>132045945
Duty calls

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>>132049019

lmaoing @ ur life

>>132043184
And maul your children some day because I was mildly surprised at something.

>>132045945

I still remember watching Totalbiscuit, Angryjoe and trying to find a game to enjoy. And finding that Comedy Central was a better news source than the normal news sources. not knowing both were shit and spewed the same crap in different ways.

But. Reality was calling a long time. eventually you need to pick up the phone.

>>132050719
I agree it predicted a lot but what do you mean about Sandy Hook? The part where Andy talks about bears murdering children in the bible?

>>132046026
REEEEEEEEEEE
The code on the left is an advanced code that calculates the sqare root of a number using extremely fast with a decent accuracy. The code on the right is a mess and it doesnt even make sense.
REEEEEEEEEEE
This activated my almonds

>>132046474
Fools.

>>132052833
the part where damaged psycho autist shane moves in with his overbearing single mother in a house in a small town in connecticut that looks exactly like the lanza home

>>132046474
They are in for a never ending ride

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>>132053019

>>132046474
Lol so that's why we have commie generals every now and then.

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>>132051575
Oh christ I lost at that.

>>132051717
dying

>>132043808
What's the context?

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>>132053161

>>132052990
Oh true, Shane does look pretty similar to Adam now that you mention it. He's even an established killer/sociopath. I'm spooped.

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>>132053119

>>132044090
wtf is that? a kekistani jewish samurai?

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>>132044001
>2000 Rand
ayy

>>132050541
I would watch that movie.

>>132046026
Holy shit why does the gender pay gap exist again? Women are powerful

>>132053320
That's clearly whatever the Pope wears and not a kippah.

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>>132053322

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>>132046474
Why can't they understand we have the high ground?

>>132053273
i'm gonna have to watch orange is the new black and that new show about teenage jesus, not because i enjoy them but to see the future

>>132046474
>"out argue"
as if we have rules.

knaves.

>>132050541
I was there!

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>>132042901
Hahahahahahahah
>goyfriend

Who of you did this?

>>132046103
Ty bb

>>132047815

That's degenerate as hell. They'd be fine with it. Or if anything, their problem would be that he's white.

>>132042901
two dots is tghe bestes after a word

>>132053233
I remember this

glorious

>>132046399
I had this same display in my local Walgreen's lmfao

>>132053233
>He was a big guy, for me.

No fucking way this is real.

>>132053222
they are laughing at his stainless steel axe

>>132050495
Top kek, this kinda reminds me of those virgin vs chad memes.

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>>132053233
>was Forest Gump raped?

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>>132053233
>was Forrest Gump raped

>>132053836
its from tv. notice the article sayi g " Was Forrest Gump Raped?"

>>132053836
A real newspaper published a troll letter a /pol/tard sent in.

>>132053836
>No fucking way this is real.
>story written by: gass 'em

>>132051390
daaaaamn

>>132053820
Intelligence is mostly genetic though. Look at some twin studies.

>>132051817
What the fuck

>>132043066
praise kek!

>>132054003
he was raped.Jenny also dumped her kid on him.
Jenny was one of the worst people in any film ever

>>132054097
Nope. And Forrest Gump arguably was raped, he was mentally retarded and didn't understand nor was he intellectually capable of consenting to what Jenny did from him.

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>>132052106
Moar!

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>>132052106
Hot

>>132050495
That is startlingly accurate.

>>132050541
I was in that thread.

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anyone have an updated version of this?

>>132046474
Kek, they would need at least a thousand dedicated full-time shills to subvert this board.

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>>132054552
i think /k/ is now mcveigh

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>>132054097
It was an op/ed someone sent to their college paper, which actually got published.

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>>132053540

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East bound n down

>>132046026
I read Shalom's post in an Indian accent automatically.

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>>132047013
I don't get it...

>>132051009

Koran should gray quality imo

>>132054948
Elliot roger never got pussy

>>132052698

It sure is. Who knows, we might get to see Sweden get it's balls back in our lifetime.

>>132044120
This one is actually funny

>>132046474
After spending a week there they hate niggers and kikes, and are indistinguishable from us.

>>132051430
did anyone find the 8 gorillion trans teens who committed suicide that night?

>>132047081
are you retarded?

int max(int a, int b)
{
return (a>b)? a : b;
}

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>>132047081
> if(a > b && b < a && a != b && b != a)
>a > b && b < a
>a != b && b != a

>>132050495
Farily accurate

>>132045893
God is great.

>>132055309
are you retarded?

#include <cmath>

>>132055309
>>132055334
yes I am american

>>132046474
Biggest mistake that they ever choose. Well, aside from being a lefty scum.

>>132046474
More meat for the grinder.

>>132047179
He looks so happy.

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>>132053322
>>132053236
>>132053161
this is retarded and cancerous.
anyone who takes joy in reading this needs to be culled.
luckily, they probably already are through carcinogenic food.

>>132055463
i will now assume you were joking
enjoy my (you)

>>132048004
Fuck that was hilarious.

>>132051575
Lost

>>132045893
I genuinely believe that AIDS is a gift from god to smite faggots.

>>132047815
I wonder how much he pays them.

>>132050208
>>>/facebook/

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>>132055568
thx bro

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>>132043184
>>132043117
>>132043066

Laughed more than I usually would in a /pol/ humour thread.

>>132046026
At least she fucking coded it by herself. Quake guys just stole the code somewhere, as this original code with comments shows:


float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
long i;
float x2, y;
const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

x2 = number * 0.5F;
y = number;
i = * ( long * ) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking
i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?
y = * ( float * ) &i;
y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration
// y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

return y;
}

>>132048004
sauce please

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>>132055853

>>132054149
Last time I saw this they said it was fake

>>132046026
why would you declare 1.5F as constant and leave 0.5F in code?

>>132055842
They wrote it, look it up on wikipedia you disgusting lying Chink

>>132046361
I've never seen this as her ''whoring'' for likes. This seems more like her way of showing appreciation towards her mother, even unappropiately so. She was a teen here, she simply fell to social media pressure. Cut her some slack.

>>132052023
>When you become a vampire in Oblivion

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>>132055927

>>132051684
underrated

>>132055976
Because 1.5F is used twice representing the same value and 0.5F is used once

>>132055987
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root


>John Carmack, co-founder of id Software, is commonly associated with the code, though he actually did not write it.

>>132055999
fucking kek and check

>>132047345
Who is filming this?

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>>132056103

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>>132047081

>>132055561
I liked the spaniard and mexican jokes, i thought they were satirycal

>>132048646
Those were some cringey replies.

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>>132046026

>>132053222
It looks like a painting of Noah building the ark.

>>132054552
>>132054655

These are completely retarded, kids are obviously worth more points than adults, and at the very least there should be bonus points for shooting up a school. Original rules are that it only counts for the high score if it is a school anyway.

>>132056197
>but he demurred and suggested it was written by Terje Mathisen, an accomplished assembly programmer who had previously helped id Software with Quake optimization

Never trust a chink

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I am peruvian by heart but the german blood flows through my veins thanks to my mother, together with my family we are of the aryan race and nazis until death

>>132047345
This is actually infuriating.

>>132050495
Dear god I hate how right this is. It's all recent though, there was once a time when national geographic and animal planet showed normal animal documentaries then it all went to shit in an attempt to capture the reality TV audience

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>>132056241

>>132046928
Can't touch this

>>132051430
What a great night. I remember waking up the next day and seeing everyone else around me look depressed as shit. I had the hardest time trying to hide my smile.