>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed] [Embed]
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
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>male black
again
>body removal
we need some mo' forms over here
>>132043797
he dindu nuffin
>tfw living in south chicago
Street performers are fighting with drum sticks?
Caller says a female a is trying to get his money.
>>132045388
that is what i heard too
I m from Chicago and not the suburbs. There's shootings here often. I'm afraid to be outside at night
>baby crying in the bushes off the Dan Ryan
wut
>still daylight in chiraq
Already some guy shooting at cops
I can hear sirens...
>>132046004
Dan Ryan is a ghetto side of chicago
> battery in progress. 6 males fighting with sticks behind the Walgreens
>>132042746
High of 82 today, 88 tomorrow.
It's heating up.
You can look up Rogers park shootings on google to see what type of neighborhood I'm in kek. I've seen shootings. Been between them, nearly robbed of my belongings. Been chased. I've seen dead bodies my 4 friends died from being shot. And I at least knew 12 people that went to my highschool shot and killed. In my highschool brought knives even with metal detectors. Everyone in a gang, bitches Prego at age of 13 - 17 that's why I'm lonely and I'll never find anyone in this ghetto shit
>>132047773
get the fuck out of there bro
>>132047773
id live on the streets in a suburb before staying there.
>>132047917
Ehh I like my friends and riding my bike in downtown. Sorry if I type shit I'm on my phone
>>132047745
High if 82° and a 90% chance of being shot
>>132046950
always a happening at the walgreens. that pic though
>>132048402
Odds say your friends will be dead sooner than later. Keep riding your bike in that shithole and you will be too. You have no reason to stay and the sooner you realize that sooner you will gtfo when you turn 18
At 20 years old it's just a normal thing to hear shootings and shit. But I hate when suburbs people say they are from Chicago when they aren't. The life style here is scary. Living paycrhck to paycheck. No money for food. Can't have the things you want. While suburbs kids enjoy a nice meal. Never afraid to go outside and they rep Chicago... We hate suburb kids here.
>>132048775
I'm 20. Well turning 20 this month but idc if I die desu. At this point I hate my life and wouldn't care if death came my way.
>>132048775
Lol im poor my parents are poor. I don't get accepted to jobs. I have a $500 hospital bill that I cant pay lmao
>>132049114
At some point we're going to take back our towns and our cities. It can't rain forever.
MARINE UNIT INBOUND
>>132049537
You're 20 y/o and man now bro. Get out of the hood and you can make a decent life for yourself if you work at it. It ain't easy but don't let the shit get you down.
>>132050142
Bro it took me 6 years to finish highschool. I'm stupid and googled my way out of highschool. IDK what I wanna do in the future I'm too stupid for college. If I become homeless I'll just kill myself. And I live with my mom and she's a psycho bitch. I also might get into this job soon its $11 an hour
So with the financial crisis in Chiraq, is tonight going to be extra violent?
I got snacks and beer for the weekend
>>132050504
Just avoid alcohol, drug and prostitutes. You'll never be homeless if you manage to do that.
>>132047773
Also live in Rogers Park. You must be trash to be surrounded by trash like that. Where I live it's quite nice.
>>132050813
Im picky asf when it comes to food so I dislike alcohol. I smoked weed and tried acid but I don't do that anymore for a few years now. I don't fuck or can afford these heroin HIV prostitutes. I can barely afford food, I go days without eating
drawfag back if anyone wants me
North of the White House
>I didn't know there was a White House...
>>132050873
Lol what streets you live on? IDK any non normies here who use 4chan
>>132050873
>>132050504
Now that I've read your other posts, I was right but I also feel bad.
Still, there are two great career paths still open to you:
1. Trades. Look around either for craftsmen looking for apprentices (they take unskilled people and pay you a lot to learn the trade), or unions taking new apprentices (same and better pay but more hierarchy and politics).
2. Police. Lots of policemen are "stupid" (and I don't believe you're stupid, by the way, but you need to spend less time on 4chan, it rots your brain). Still it's a viable career with good pay and benefits.
Either way you need to stay off of drugs and control drinking. Stay out of trouble.
What's going on at the light house? Life is strange for sure. Dispatch didn't know there was a light house.
>>132042746
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
feels like i'm watching Forensic Files or some shit lmao
>>132051090
Not going to say my exact location, but within five blocks of one of the L stops.
I'm sorry I was harsh to you. I assume everyone talking about Chicago here is doing so in bad faith and with zero experience.
>>132051237
>>132042746
>feels like i'm watching Forensic Files or some shit lmao
YEP THAT SHIT IS A GIFT TO THE WORLD
>>132042746
fuggin robert cop yus
drugged up male black on the loose bois
>>132051354
I'm on my PC now. No really, I am stupid ever since 5th grade I got F's and D's. Failed 6th 7th 8th 9th and 10th. went to a alt highschool, googled everything to pass.
I don't do drugs or drink or anything illegal anymore. I stopped doing that shit when iw as 16.
I assume you live near Sheridan which is an alright place to be in since it's near colleges and stuff. you sure it's rogers park? 60645 is le zipcode there
>Male black attempts to rape an unconscious woman
>>132051354
If you go around Howard and Paulina or Clark and Pratt
around those neighborhoods are really bad. I lived here for 20 years and I know where the bad / good neighbors are since a lot of my friends are in gangs.
>>132051814
>get blacked and die
>listen from a distance
We need to edit the OP.
Not only is Robert battling make black, he is also cleaning up the messed the Adams leave behind.
fucking male black at it again
>>132051769
I'm sure I live in Rogers Park.
There are different kinds of intelligence. I did poorly in school because I didn't try and was too stupid to plan for my future. Now I'm doing really well. Play to your strengths, and you can do very well in the world.
Have you looked into the trades or the police?
>>132052000
>000
>days without male black fucking up
>>132051919
alternative, free tv
6 pm , 82 degrees in lovely Chicagoland this evening.
1st of the month.....cashing gimmedat check at the gas station.....got muh 40 oz.
>>132049537
poor isnt an excuse. you like the ambition, drive and WANT for better. It would be very hard for me to believe you are poorer than i was as a kid. Single mom that didnt work most of the time. by 4th grade no one bought me school clothes. i cut grass and raked leaves everyday after school. at 14 i lied about my age and got a job planting sugarcane with fucking niggers. i worked my ass off to make my life better. no one gave me anything. the difference is i never accepted that as my life.
>>132052327
this night will be interesting
>>132052739
I thought Illinois went bankrupt today.
>>132053245
checks stop next month
wez barbequin all dis WIC meat, nikkuh
>>132053245
they haven't passed a budget yet as far as I know. but they did pass a 5 billion dollar a year tax increase this morning
>>132053526
>>132053511
So, shit will hit the fan pretty darn soon then?
>>132053578
More than usual, yes.
>>132053578
this weekend is always amazing but yea within the next 4 weeks it could get very Venezuela in Chicago.
who here can't wait for the mandatory 4th of july firework and gunshot holocaust?
>>132053578
nice weather.....free money to blow....holiday weekend....
niggas can't help themselves.
Get comfy
Get Crabby
>>132053829
can't wait Robert
>>132053829
Hopefully they'll set half the city on fire like they did last year.
>>132053829
This any good?
LMAO, nigga said fuck this and tookoff runnin with the keys left his kids and babby momma in the road in the car. goddamn that golden.
>passed out in the parking garage
>cold
>they don't want to touch him
>might be a DOA
Honestly, reading some of this stuff (archive dive), I'm highly suprised Trump didn't send the feds earlier
I'm not even sure he's sent enough feds if shit is really going to go south due to budget issues
>three male hispanics fighting on the corner
>one has a machete
hispanics fighting....1 with machete!
He has a machete
>Male Hispanics fighting on the corner, one of them has a machete
>>132054664
There will be chimping soon when the gibs start running out.
It will be ferguson level for sure
> Romero out of Aurora
that's gotta be on /cpd Bingo
>>132054930
may get a cover all this weekend!
>>132055212
>prosthetic leg
I remember that call.
>>132055330
yep. and the one where the man was beating a lady with parts of his wheelchair. two of my favs. hell they are all good, the weedeater was about this time last year.
mexican drive-by inbound
brown on black race war?
>>132055212
>urine
>gaming console
holy shit, nigs will use anything
>>132049537
>I have a $500 hospital bill that I cant pay lmao
AMERICA
feels good to have healthcare ladm8s
>>132055743
we had a streak a couple months ago of people pissing on others. one lady was knocking on doors and when they answered it she would piss on em
>>132055743
car full of hispanic males urinating on people as they drove by them. it was a drive by pissing that night. the gaming console was a nig hit by an xbo
x
>>132056140
i forgot about her. i just kept asking how is she doing it are they all midgets.
oh no slanging ice cream without a license.
50 motorcycles at Shell station
the Niggering has begun
>>132056282
I was amazed at how many people she was able to piss on.
>>132056140
Funniest thing I've heard all day.
Man CPD really does have it rough.
They all deserve a beer
EMERGENCY!!!!
>>132055462
I was in that thread too, ah the memories
someone accidentally hit their emergency button.
now dispatch has to run through everybody in the district. fuckin hell
>>132056568
Adam ffs, you only had one job
>>132056706
Adam always fucks up with emergency buttons and keys open for fucking ever
>>132056508
ding dong piss
1.5 hours until shift change
The only Adam I like is the one that sounds like Joe Pesci. I swear he is one bad day from saying nigger.
>>132056794
Do you remember if they caught that lady?
>>132057007
I don't recall a follow up on her. I don't think they did tho.
>>132048402
have you tried large-scale manufacture of illegal narcotics?
>>132054046
Not terrible, anon.
>those commie block towers
Evening, Adams.
>>132057133
time to rev up that meth lab!
>look at the year's stats to date on heyjackass
>two fatal ass shots so far
This city.
>>132056905
>I swear he is one bad day from saying nigger
Probably a lot of them on that brink
>>132042746
Who here ready for 4th?
who the fuck would carjack a Kia?
>>132057397
yea but he is rowdy. he is always chasing down someone when he is on. always catch him on radio "hey muthafucker stay down! quit moving bitch"
he's a livewire for sure.
>>132057560
Been waiting all year for it
Last night there was a hit and run. the driver who ran off was described as a 5'2" 135 lb. black male in a grey dress.
>>132057396
how do you die from getting shot in the ass?
>>132057814
boipussy
>>132058128
lead poisoning
>>132058128
Bullet can hit femoral artery, for example.
>running in and out of the water
>intoxicated
>>132058308
True. but you still never wanna be the guy that died from being shot in the ass, that's just embarrassing.
guy has been sitting at bus stop for several days. concern over his well being. that nigga dead
>male back in his 40's been sitting at the bus stop for a few days.
dead or what?
>>132058648
You'd think he'd have started to smell by now
>male black beating female black
again?
anyone need bingo cards for tonight?
7 shots fired
AH AH AH
>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>>132058722
He's going to smell regardless. Had a homeless women come into the church I work at demanding we give her pants because she ditched the ones she had just filled with shit.
>>132058985
14 yr olds running around with guns. fuckin hell
>>132059415
Being good bois
https://youtu.be/N2XwV-CWW6Y?t=102
Here's what Chicago sounds like when you're actually there
>>132057607
A nigger, who else?
>>132059545
>all those shots
>Probably just a couple of dead as the result
>security guard exchanged fire with offender. He got shot. Offender did not.
that didn't go well
>>132057622
off all the police I've met they've mainly been polite calm types but none of them have ever had to work in chiraq
.domestic
>upstairs a drunk
>downstairs a drunk
>what can I tell ya
lel
I'm struggling with the codes, I'm looking at the bearcat link but I can't identify which list of codes apply to the broadcastify scanner frequency
Pls halp
>>132060328
The chicago list
They're just worried about people hiding around the corners.
>>132060497
Thanks but what does 22 signify? I hear it a lot,
>>132060640
http://www.neweastside.org/scanner.html
Seems 22 could mean 10-22
10-22 Disregard last assignment
Who else /dieinfoodcourt/ here
i kinda thought this thread would die at this time of day. but was prepping dinner and said what the hell i cant be the only one listening.
>>132060982
you did a good deed OP
>>132042746
Hey, Roberts. Hope all is well in Chiraq tonite.
>>132059545
Just like Mogadishu in the '90s
>>132060982
I just listen hoping to top the night those two cops got shot in Cicero
>>132060907
Thank you, this is exactly what I was looking for, much more complete than the link in the OP
this one is filling up nicely
Static Robert is spooking me
>>132061155
post non thumbnail version
PROTESTORS??
at Soldier Field?????
*light synth*
>>132061155
Oops, didn't even realize that's what I had saved.
damn, dispatch is on it tonight.
identifying open keys
>>132061853
watchdogs or gta4 mod?
dammit Adam
>>132061853
They know it will only get worse
>>132061981
looks like gta, they should do a mod where you play as robert on a call instead of just arresting muggers all the time
'Child has been reunited with the parent'
'Oh fantastic'
WHOLESOME SCANNER HOURS
>>132062478
Shame that the child is most likely doomed in the long run.
Black male with a weapon
Here we go, we gon' be on the news
>hit and run...northbound
check
>>132042746
What will Robert do when Illinois defaults on its debt? Will he stay and fight to maintain order until the bitter end? Will he do what he should have done years ago and say "fuck this shit"?
>>132062847
did it say what kind of weapon.. i was flipping my food
just got here, how many fireworks calls are we at now?
>>132063124
Nope, I think its related to that last call about the nog not letting people out of the store though
>>132063231
None so far, but to be faire it's barely almost 8pm
>>132063445
fair*
>>132063231
havent heard any yet but ive been up and down.... did have gang bangers with bandanas driving slowly through neighborhood, and a machete fight all before dark.
>>132063445
True that. Sun just set over NYC. Long days.
was that a foot chase?
foot chase near Soldier Field
near Millennial Park and Navy Pier
>>132063884
Sounded like it, did the officer ever reply to dispach?
>car accident
>nogs screaming in the background
SEND AN AMBULANCE!!!
2 car accident. need an amberlamps.
>black male, 6'2
Female in a blue car trying to run over a man on foot.
SENNA BAMBERLAMPS
AirRobert deployed
>>132064701
think he's her baby daddy? wasn't it like trhree weeks ago that nigress squashed the other nigress into a tree with her car?
>MALE/FEMALE WHITE
Time for a change of pace, the officer will probably have a brief conversation with them and ask them to go inside, they'll thank each other and carry on about their day
>OVERDOSE
CALL DR NARCAN
>in alley drinking
>pregnant woman
>shirt with "hope" on it
>female drinking
>might be pregnant
>has on a shirt that says "Hope"
I wonder what color she is?
>>132065695
This is what liberals actually believe
feedback robert strikes
>>132062122
>13 year old boy shot in the buttocks
The phrase "shot in the buttocks" will never not be hilarious.
Somebody just hotmiked his new retro wave he's listing to in the cruiser
"It looks like the..... person involved"
Robert desperately tries not to say nigger on the police scanner
I swear, it seems like Adam has a bigger problem with open keys than Robert
>male in a red shirt bailed from a car
WOOOOO----HIT N RUN
>Michigan tag
It's a Detroit negro innit?
HIT AND RUN!!
>hit and run, driver fleeing, hits the sirens
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
GRAY SHORTS
Adam really needs to check his keys
need 12 or youger perp and mother beating son for bingo
>hit and run foot chase is on
2 SHOTS HEARD
MALE BLACK, BLUE SHIRT
>at least two shots fired
>male black on a bike fleeing the scene
>shots fired, MALE BLACK running
Has the sun gone down? It's getting lit senpai
2 shots fired
another cycle-by-shooting
>male in a full body black or very dark brown catsuit he wears under his normal clothes...
evening roberts
> watching trump and nascar
> merica fuck yea
CMON GUYS
> c'mon guys
Way to go gurrrl
Valley Girrrl on scanner.
alll whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt girlllllllll
Valid to Ululika Blalalola
Fuck was that noise
who here /comfy/ listening to some ambient music?
>>132068299
These fucking names
First time here.
I need a rundown.
Looks comfy.
>>132068439
Yeah, listening to the blade runner soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bulTjNn-MMo
>>132068617
Listen to the Chicago PD scanner
Call out what you hear on this thread.
Hey Roberts, any fireworks yet?
>>132068617
We all gather around to listen to the scanner and have a good time
>>132068439
if you call the nascar race ambient i guess so. no where near /comfy/
>>132068617
Listen to the scanner
>the music version is extra comfy
hear a city falling apart
All the night shifts are "R" so you hear Robert a lot, so it a meme.
Most nights have amazing things happen.
There a anon who draws stuff
> MALE BLACK = the enemy
> ROBERT = COP = HERO OF THE CITY
>RANDOM MEXICANT GANGBANGERS
>BOOMERS GETTING HIGH AND DRUNK
> SASSY CALLER GIRLS TALKING SHIT
wew lads!
>female shot in the arm and the rear
Looking forward to monday night and 4th of July this years. Charlie Dam keep you heads down.
Male Black is in the alley, stumbling around, running into walls and fences.
>>132048480
>High if 82° and a 90% chance of being shot
kek
>>132068987
>BootyBlasted
MALE BLACK, TINTED WINDOWS
Chimp-mas is soon broooooossss
>high 5
>low 5
>on the side
>>132069113
Was this the same drunk person yelling things? I'm losing track of all the drunks.
FIRST FIREWORK CALL OF THE NIGHT
>>132069136
She's butthurt
/pol/ is a lovely thing when I can't sleep. First time listening to the scanner, and it seems promising already!
Cheers!
Ignore size test
Hmm... Okay.
Tucking in.
Sounds cool.
>>132069255
Same
Also, nest flag
>>132069222
>>132056484
Damn never noticed that in the movie. Hella kino
>>132069255
R A R E
A
R
E
Welcome to real robert hours Zimbabwe! Come listen as we watch a once great city deteriorate into a warzone.
>>132069255
Hello, are you the anon from the last few days?
> second smaller roofer
>literally a second roof
ROOFCEPTION!
I remember watching first 48 and they said July 4 is the deadliest day for black gang shootings . because all the fireworks are going off so deyz can pops dey caps in dey assez without pigs knowing
>>132069113
Fake news; walls don't work.
>>132067524
lol me too, suarez in the lead lol
>>132069434
Yes! Excellent picture of the Chisipite Senior girls! Glad you saved it.
So, let's get to the crack. Chicago is a hub of coloured crime and white police are trying to stem the tide by cracking down in preparation for Independence Day. Sounds as cozy as this ambient music in the background.
>>132069530
Pretty sure last year in Chiraq they had like 50 shot and 5 or 10 dead on the 4th. So glad we fought a massive brother war to let them be citizens, aren't you?
anyone have an image for next thread so i can get ready to make? on blank laptop
we are all glad the north and south had the bloodest war of all time for the freedom of the negro
>>132069886
>>132069886
>>132069974
i like that one but i hate signatures.
>>132069886
Mayor Tiny Dancer
new crime scene
>>132070267
>>132070267
>>132070267
New crime scene
>>132070267
>>132070267
>>132070267
>>132047773
>>132051769
Hey guys these 2 posts are me. Here is a video of a shooting I heard a few months ago.
You can hear a female screaming "let him go" and then you hear a few shots and then screaming.
https://streamable.com/ffhiz
>>132069701
>So, let's get to the crack. Chicago is a hub of coloured crime and white police are trying to stem the tide by cracking down in preparation for Independence Day. Sounds as cozy as this ambient music in the background.
Yep, and it combined that the regional government (in the US the regional governments (states) have a lot of power.) Failed to pass a budget and is running out of money due to promising too much in pensions. So over the next few weeks the government handouts to the coloured communities might be delayed...
>>132070605
don't forget the 5 billion dollar tax increase that was passed
CARRYING AK-47s LOL HOLY SHIT
Fireworks or gunshots?!
>>132069947
(the resentment builds)
Just got here. I miss anything good?
>>132074252
couple hundred new felons
few people murdered, a bunch shot
guns in the hands of criminals in a gun-free zone
normal evenng
>>132048852
really? the thread just dies when everything is supposed to be heating up?
>fireworks
>>132078063
Bump for Robert!!
>>132078063
Most are over here >>132078322
>>132080526
it stopped bumping, so a new thread is here:
>>132080451
>>132045388
Oh god, it'd probably those guys who sit out on Michigan ave all summer banging on upside-down milk crates with drumsticks screaming,"Ok Ok Ok Ok!"
>>132047773
I live in Rogers park too, near Morse red line, and my area isn't like that. I mean, you're going to get a few shootings everywhere, it's Chicago. But I definitely prefer where I am now to being harassed by mentally ill and dindus in Uptown
>>132049537
Nobody ever asked me about my parents income at a job interview
>>132056905
Chicago law enforcement hate blacks, even if they themselves are black. Can't say I blame them given what they deal with daily
>>132082639
Anon's hospital bill is for psychiatric meds
>>132047773
I'm a rogers parkfag too. It isnt as bad as you say. Ridge & Touhy
It's too bad there isn't a video feed. This thread would be even more comfy with dispatch waifus.
>>132058128
you're pelvis is full of blood vessels since it's a hub for extremities and your junk. Getting hit in the ass can actually be quite deadly.
>males black setting off fireworks.
>then start shooting guns at each other.
God damn niggers never take a break from nigging, huh?
>>132068439
me too
What is "robert" can't all be one dude
Someone selling nitrous in a yellow balloon.
WTF