Brit/pol/ - Saturday Night Slags edition

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>you will never shag a Saturday night slag

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first for are Vikki

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HONK

Left slag, best slag

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>>132040227
Well London's are over crowded. I wanted to try some pub food today and everything was packed.

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>>132040299
Are George

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I bet this stingy cunt is ITT.

>>132040137
I remember: I was coming home from college, on the bus. I saw a salon and there were 50 thots getting their hair done at the same time, all fucking nasty.

The princess Louise is the best pub in London

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>>132040280

>gf is an Irish Anglican prot and very devout
>all her mates from school are all "Saturday Night Slag" tier
>always inviting her out to participate in their slagginess

>>132040440
kek that ridiculous sob story, embarrassing.

>>132040137
I'm the Military anon, so let's continue on in this thread.

>>132040440
>Yeah, good shout.
No wonder they're Scousers.

>>132040392

If we bothered our holes to keep the colonies would it have fucked us over in the long run?

>>132040470
Probably be so packed tomorrow I won't be able to get a seat.

>>132040137
Lads, I'm not feeling right, I was flirting with a really fit girl last night turns out she likes me she texted me this afternoon and it seems my Social Autism has come racing back what the do I do? Because right now I'm at "Y...You too" Tier right now

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Anyone got the Hitchens instant mash tweets?
I've nothing to give u in return.

>>132039393
Contrary to what people say, The Army pays fucking tons of dosh especially if you are fresh out of college. A little tip mate, Save it all up and don't go to the strip clubs every Saturday. A few of my boys did that frequently and had some debt problems later on.
Also, The Army wipes your arse as much as your parents do. Free accommodation, food, medical care which is usually better than the NHS etc so it can stump you a bit when you get back onto civvie street and have to pay for a lot more things

>>132040558
Navy yay or nay? I've just finished uni with a 2:1 and have no fucking clue what to do with my life.

I am a bong by the way just in Denmark with some mates traveling.

>>132040798
Also if you're going to leave get your mortgage before you go, its so much easier to borrow with a military wage and high disposable income.

>>132040752

Do you have the picture of that naked aesthetic Nazi girl?

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Just got back from a bike ride lads.

I can literally feel the fat melting away, this is the greatest feeling. Time to get fit for Queen and Country.

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>>132040745

How old?

>>132040902
What do you want to do in the Navy?

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The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.

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>>132040745

Like video related?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVeKCmvepGs

>>132040902
I'd rather do Army or RAF. Navy's not a complete no, I'm mainly just concerned about qualcs and prospects.

>>132040793
>>132040656

>>132040902
Navy is if you care about getting qualifications you can transfer into the wider world and if you believe in travelling the world and seeing sights.
Army if for killing the ragheads and fighting for King and Country.
RAF is somewhere in between.

-Ex HCav Officer

>>132041037
I'm a lazy fag and just did extreme dieting.

>>132040752
I really want to see the tweet where some guy was asking peter if his signature was genuine on a picture, but the signature is all retarded, and peter was getting angry

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>>132040975
I don't think so mate.

>>132041054
This is the thing my degree really dosent lend itself to anything. I was considering some form of electrical technician as at least it would be easier to get a job after.

SHOUT OUT NOTTS LADS

>>132041179
I want to go into the Army but there are two reasons why I probably never will.

1. I'm a weak shit (can be fixed)
2. Autism (can't be fixed)

Do I just lie about the second one or do I just wait for the WWIII conscription and hope they don't notice?

>>132041179
It seems that the Army's better for technical qualcs. You only get BTECs from the RAF and the Navy whilst you get C&G from the Army.

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>>132041037
Went for a long walk today lad to stop myself being lazy at weekends.

Ruining it with wine now, but I would have had that without the walk so it's a bonus I guess.

>>132041290
Is Autism a disqualifying factor? Are you high functioning?

>>132041290
don't know why autism would be a problem as long as you can follow orders

but yeah same, i'd probably the one to die in training lol

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>>132041191
Why are people so tight with their rare Peters?

>>132041290

>2. Autism

Clinically or self-diagnosed?

You might just be a bit of a twat lad.

>>132041290
If your Autism just makes you shit bricks when talking with random people then I wouldn't worry about it, I was usually shy and didn't talk to anyone n school but Sandhurst kicked that attitude right out of me in the first few weeks.

>>132041179
I take it with a degree I could go into officer training from what I read? Thing is I don't know how I would feel about the responsibility.

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>>132040137
Our culture is the best. Oh wait, I hate Slags. Chavs too. Plus Everbody, and everything else. I know, I'll use a tripfaggot name and go on to a British section of an anymous chan to prove how British I am by pissing off every person on that thread who is British.

>>132041371
I want to start getting into running. Issue is I've got shit stamina and am always self conscious of how others think.

>>132041477
Clinically.

>>132041270
If you're going non Officer and you want to do that you're best bet is Weapons Engineer, it is one of the better career paths.

If you're in subs its more relaxed and Officers are less dickish.

>>132041521
Get a bike lad.

>can go double the distance in half the time

>>132041489
Go in as a soldier, then. You save more money than a civvy.

>>132041582
Uhh, I've got shit better to buy, like Sabaton CDs and merchandise.

>>132041489
All you need for Officer training is to be above average fitness for what they need for regular squaddies (You need to run 1.5 miles in 10 mins, 44 pushups in 2 minutes, 50 situps in 2 minutes etc, a Minimum of 3 A Levels around B grades and some charisma

>>132041521
do you know how much a generic lazy neet you sound?

i'd like to do X but i can't because Y and Z

just fokken do it mate or shut up about it

>>132041698

>like Sabaton CDs and merchandise

Favourite album/song lad?

>>132041781
Better to try and fail, then at least you won't have regrets in the future.

>>132041728
Isn't it better just to go in as a soldier and work your way up. You don't want to be like one of those rich prats who get in to please their Dad.

>>132041037
the only thing i ever feel after riding the bike is a heart attack

>>132040137
What do hot British women look like? Not models or celebs but just hot nobodies or is that not a thing?

>>132041781
I'm actually pretty social, just get bad anxiety from time to time.

>>132040745
Just 'be yourself' anon..
>remembers where he is
no fug that, eh.. PANIC

>>132041834
Art of War: Cliffs of Gallipoli.

>>132042013
Go to /b/ there's usually a UK girls thread

>>132041050
Both 18
>>132041113
Made me kek, but over text pretty much this Desu, its the most bizarre thing to be relaxed in person and on edge when over text
>MFW Texting her
>>132041121
Also really curious about the military Anon, the only thing that I'm curious about is the 12 years as listed on the RAF mandatory? because the time is the only thing putting me of Right now

>>132042013
We've got some decent looking redheads.

>>132040137

I would sniff all of their filthy knickers, they probably go for a slash in the pub bogs and don't bother wiping properly so it soaks into the fabric, I would sniff that fabric, sniff the gusset.

Sniff them all

>>132041957
It's true that you can do that but let's be honest, you will be stuck as a Corporal for the rest of your time as the quotas for NCOs are very strict.
Not to mention that as soon as you are commissioned from Sandhurst you will be earning the same as a soldier that has been in the forces for 12 years o some mad shit like that.

>>132042013
british women where once really well described as "too ugly to rape"

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>>132041191
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4 u chum

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>>132042013
another yank anon likes to spam this chick

>>132042162
K keep us updated

>>132042140
Nahhh I'm good off /b/ I'll just take >>132042152's word for it.

>>132042147
You can do 4 and blag an excuse to get out.

>>132041728
Huh so is it worth going for an officer role or not would you say, fitness won't be a problem. I'm pretty carasmatic the only worry I have is I've never had any leadership responsibility before and I'm worried about fucking up, or would you say that's pretty natural and I'll probably get over that once getting stuck in.

>>132042147
You work on 4 year contracts.

>>132042152
Also yes we do, but keep in mind its really hit and miss for my experience redheads are really wildcards though and it depends if it fits them

>>132042230
Now that's a fit bird.

got 4 pints of red stripe lads
almost done with numero 2

>>132040902
>I've just finished uni with a 2:1

Depends on what it's in.

>>132042286

I will, I would probably sniff your mums knickers too, what does she look like, post a pic of your mum

>>132042336
If your concerned, just do the Royal Chair force. I can do their entry standards without practice.

>>132042344
In the Navy I knew plenty of mongs who were booted out before their first 4 years. I did 4 years then a year's notice before I left.

>>132041037
>Shaun Ryder: ‘It was cycling that got me off drugs’
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/01/shaun-ryder-this-much-i-know
fug, if it can get Shaun friggin Ryder off drugs, just think what cycling could do for you.

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Welby is such a cuckold

>>132042147

Kek glad you liked it. It's probably better that way around desu - when you get to know her better you can always tell her that, and it will probably make her like you even more.

>>132042013
Actually not as bad as people say there are some real stunners dotted about.

One thing I've learned since getting to Denmark though is their women are awful, really bad case of bunched up faces and man jaws.

>>132042379
check a look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk

>>132042454
Let me guess: They got booted for smoking weed on base?

>>132042336
Mate, I was 18 when I wet to AOSB and didn't eve spend a single day away from family and was always the member of the group who sat back and listened to what everyone else was doing and didn't contribute anything in school.
Sandhurst will teach you everything that you need to know about leading a group of people, Don't forget, you have to spend 44 weeks with them in training plus an additional X amount of weeks to train for you specific role.

>>132042230
>Holly Earl is still a virgin
I still don't really believe it, but just imagine.

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The Tories are so fucking bad at politics.

>Labour has a shit policy on reducing tuition fees
>Tories could make a big deal about how shit the policy is and how it's a regressive tax
>decide to adopt similar policy because lol fuck standing for our values and opinions

>>132042522
Women in Chav areas are really bad, I live near an estate and all the women look like men. The lads look like they've got infant-alcohol syndrome.

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>>132042013
Some look like this.

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>>132040392

George III was a faggot

George IV was a top lad.

But Charles II was the absolute top lad total bants mad shagger

>>132042562
Some got done in random drugs testing, others constantly failed courses. One faked mental health issues.

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Anyone seen the latest LoveHoney adverts on tv?

Openly promoting the use of sex toys on tv, I'd be a hypocrite to think they shouod be banned entirely but to have them openly advertised on tv is a long fall from the standards of just 30 years ago.

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>>132040392
"OUR" Poster who said Are George. Picture of illiterate poster, You, enclosed. I will never understand how some people think being a faggot is cool.

>>132042693
Were they borderline retarded? I can't imagine they put them on Level 3 courses.

>>132042575
That's pretty encouraging, I'll have to do some research. I'm from Hereford so there's a lot of ex military around its crazy how diverse their opinions are on it. Some come out saying it was the best years of their life whilst others say it was a waste.

>>132042771
I want Lord Buckethead to shove his xenomorph dick in my ass.

>>132042638
Yeah Number 10 has lost control, it's just basically a free for all. They're briefing against each other in the papers.

>>132042693
mfw i got drug tested at one point when i was a complete anti drug retard and hadn't ever done them

came up positive

makes me wonder how often this happens. poor lads if their careers are fucked by it, luckily i wasn't at a stage in my life where it mattered


btw now i do loads of drugs wahey laddo

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Remember, lad culture is killing Britain.

>>132042804
I know a few military guys myself. My Dad's mate was in Serbia during the Yugoslavian war. He was a Medic.

>>132042308
Thanks for that's honestly made it a lot more appealing any Jobs that were a favorite around the lads? I was thinking of Weapons Technician but would like to hear what you think
>>132042454
and will probably leave this way
>>132042518
and Thanks for that I'm seeing her again at another party on the 15th but I'm half tempted to just say to another friend of hers (who's a close friend of mine and etc and etc) saying exactly that because I really don't want to leave the poor girl just waiting for me to respond

>>132042900
Can you define "Lad" culture? It's pretty vague.

>>132042575

Apparently it's where Gulf Royals get trained, and they can afford the best (or close enough to) that money can buy.

>>132042799
Drugs ones actually weren't I think they just wanted out, the others were pretty fucking stupid.

>>132042638
To what extent are the backing government funding?

>>132042638
and people on (((BBC))) unironically say this shitshow will last for 2 years

>>132042689
George IV was bloody useless

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>>132042013

Google "racing ladies day".

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=racing+ladies+day&client=ubuntu&hs=tS7&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwje0ePl_ejUAhWKK8AKHVurDnEQ_AUICigB&biw=1301&bih=641

That's a fair cross-section of what your average, non-chav (but sometimes chav) British girl looks like in her twenties.

We're like everywhere else; mostly average but with some stunners if you can spot them.

This foursome have conveniently arranged themselves in order of attractiveness from left to right.

>>132041581
What military jobs would be realistic with a background of programming/software development? (Not fat/not fit/not skinny)

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>>132042900
>killing Britain.

can't kill something that's already dead

>>132042962
Weapons techs do nothing, they get contractors. It's a waste of time. Join as a helicopter technician. You get to stay on comfy RAF bases which have really good accommodation. Also, have a look at the Infrastructure tech role, from the RAF. It looks pretty decent.

>>132040440
Why's the guy talking like all of that has made him poor when are en aytch ess is on the job?

>>132043042
I think it could do. DUP really don't want Corbyn to be PM so will work to keep the govt alive until the Tories are electable

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>>132042689

>standing in work one day and have an epiphany about how Henry "Big Man" the VIII was fully justified in splitting from Rome

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/01/decided-against-standing-lead-ukip/

RIP

>>132042980
Oh certainly yes. Arab princes are an annual appearance. There wasn't one in my group however there was one in the group after and before me. Hell, even the King of Jordan went there

>>132042887
This is another point, giving up weed would fucking suck. One of the main things that gets me through the day is knowing I can smoke a fat joint once all my work is done.

>>132043019
You'll have to read the Mail on Sunday tomorrow ;)

>>132042689

And King James was the toppest absolute lad total bants mad shagger mcgeeee

>>132042976

low class blairite niggers

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>>132042835
I think he already has. Say hello to your Mum for me.

>>132042980
>>132043255
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alumni_of_the_Royal_Military_Academy_Sandhurst

>>132042998
Why bother joining if you know you don't want in? Seriously, they should have a GCSE boundary for technical roles.

>>132043140
For Navy I'd recommend CT with that background. You won't find out much about that role by researching as the stuff they do is pretty secret. I was CISSM, I ran the computer system onboard, it was lots of networking but no programming involved.

Can't decide if I should force myself out for a late pint to possibly find a slag. I'll probably just walk home alone but then you miss every chance you don't take.

>>132043290
Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yMBFnGoo7o

>>132042962

It's a long time until the 15th . It might be the perfect time to hone your texting skills - maybe just imagine that you're talking with us lads on 4chan (without the shit-posting of course), but you can intersperse it with questions about how her day was, what her interests are etc, and just throw in stuff that you've been doing what your interests are etc. You'll be fine lad.

>>132042638
asked my parents the difficult questions

>what makes you vote for the tories, and don't just say corbyn or SNP (because thats practically the only reason why anyone votes for them)

didn't get a coherent answer. as expected.

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>>132043253
The country is dead

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>>132043253

>leading a dead party that no longer has a central aim or narrative

>>132043400

Yup, lad culture

>>132042638
>Torys say their going to do a review on tuition fee
>People act like there gonna change their policy to labours exact one overnight

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>>132043253
we just don't have the guts, genetically do we?

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First time ever firing a gun today lads.

R8 my shot

>>132043355
Do you get Cisco qualcs?

>>132043420
Because the Tories aren't offering a coherent ideology. Voting for the Tories is essentially a "not the other guys vote". May *tried* to create an aim for the party with her pitch to create "the best meritocracy in the world" (which imo should be the party's aim) but it was not followed through with policies which appeared to directly link to that aim. They're a mess, and need a fresh face and refresh.

>>132043554
Neck yourself mate and strengthen out gene pool.

What Calibre?

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>>132043019
>>132043280
>You'll have to read the Mail on Sunday tomorrow
Here's the continuation of the story.

>>132043465
The party is dead because he stepped down and the idiotic """"politicians"""" that stepped in didn't have a clue.

UKIP are a victim of their own demise. They had a glaring, red-hot opportunity to make a genuine challenge to the status-quo in this country and they fucked it.

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>>132043140

Go work for BAE. Why would you want to be in the military in that case?

I think a lot of you lads underestimate the 'regimented' part of military life. You seem tied up in the glamour (!) of it without considering that your entire life is ostensibly controlled. With a normal job you can go to the pub directly after work on a Tuesday, for example; sure, you might not want to do that but the option is there - that's the difference.

If you have a good degree, you'll probably be happier and further along the road after four years, toiling away at some 9-5 job and getting experience, rather than doing the soldiering other lads do just to have the opportunities you've already taken advantage of.

Here's an arse.

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>>132043253
Now that we are in the process of leaving the EU, how will UKIP evolve or are they just going to die out?

>>132043255
>>132043309

The thing as well about that quality of leadership training is that it is transferable to the jobs market on return to civvie life also.

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Are the demonstrations going to turn violent lads?

>>132043554
2/10
Work on holding the gun steadier
The group is really spread
Check of it is sighted properly using a bench rest

>>132043574
Problem with the Navy is they don't give you external quals, you get learning credits you can use to pay for them but you have to do that yourself externally.

>>132043140
First guess would be something to do with the signals. Try this lad -> https://www.army.mod.uk/rolefinder/

>>132043657
My main issue is my life isn't regiment and I have no real direction to it. I just go with the flow and it annoys me.

>>132043624
oh I had no idea. Thanks.

>>132043720

Hopefully.

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>>132043593
> a fresh face and refresh.

which can only be done with a wipeout

>>132040558
What do you make of the current state of things - Islam, Brexit, Corbyn, etc. ???

See the picture in Op's post. Fuck, Kill, Marry, Other. I will judge your choices. Old fag with life skills here.

>>132043621
Don't know lad. I was meeting the girlfriend's family, and they're all into shooting so they took me to have a go.

I don't think I did terribly mate, once I hacked the recoil I got the next three on the target.

>>132043720
Nah the anti tory protests are mostl middle class female students
Not the ones to riot

>>132043140
>if you can create a hello world program you can program a nuclear missile

>>132043746
In the RAF you do, the Cyber Space Communication role seems much better, in comparison. https://www.raf.mod.uk/recruitment/roles/roles-finder/technical-and-engineering/cyberspace-communication-specialist-new/

Were British women always unbelievably skeezy, or is the a recent development?

>>132043736
Lad, I got three on target.

Not bad for a first time.

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>>132043838
Fuck, kill, kill, kill, kill, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL

>>132043786

You need to find things to take up that time, lad; hobbies, interests, relationships, learning things. You're in for a rude awakening if you think having some C-pass Geordie tosser sergeant barking orders at you is somehow going to give your life meaning.

>>132043836
I'm the one who's considering it.

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how expensive is a small plot of land in the north east of England? (Rural not city or suburb)

I want to live near Durham again.

https://youtu.be/fmsIj0UZOrE
I really want to exterminate these fuckers. It's absolutely unfathomable that in the year 2017 of our Lord John Oliver that such subhumans could ever be allowed to exist

>>132043820
Sadly may be true. But not quite. Perhaps this election was enough to kick them up the backside.

>>132043554
0/10 would miss again

>>132043908

Define "recent".

Also yes.

>>132043929
What gun are you using m8?

>>132043786
Me too but medically I don't think I'd make it into the Army so there isn't much of a structured lifestyle to just fall into outside of the military.

>>132043998
except by that they are going left wing and "need to (((modernise))) to attract the youf vote"

>>132043997
Apologies for the kekistani flag. I was using it sarcastically in another thread and forgot to change it

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>>132040137
The one on the left is the only one that could possibly require fewer beers than that which would definitely kill me.

>>132043986
I'm fine with that.

>>132043720
I hope so might redpill a few people.

>>132043720

Which demonstrations are these?

>>132044093
Responded to the wrong post.

>>132044057
Don't know. A rifle.

>>132043838
Fuck, Marry, Kill, Employ as cleaner

Has the NHS killed that messed up child yet, or is that happening later today?

>>132044157
You're not a very attentive person, are you.

>>132043720
Maybe? London's filled with violent kiddies.

>>132043554

Not bad for a first attempt.

>>132043987

expensive. like it is everywhere because of the limited space. Durham is probably one of the more expensive places to buy land or property, it's seen as posher than some of the other cities.

>>132044078
They need to go into socially Conservative centerist economically party like they were before thatcher

>>132041521

get some running sunglasses (fishing glasses are good)

and perhaps a cap.

congrats - anonymous running

Or walk/ drive to the nearest bit of countryside and start running there like I did.

runners you see out on the road mostly look like tards because they heel strike - learn proper running form, get some zero drop heel to toe shoes and go for it.

>>132044157
Air or 22llr?

>>132044210
I didn't bother to ask what type of rifle, and wasn't told. I was only doing it because the girlfriend's family said "good test of a chap's character".

Anyway, here's a shell casing if that helps.

>>132043554

I'm guessing the middle shot was the first?

The gradually rising shots thereafter are you thinking about the recoil too much and pushing against the pistol in anticipation which raises the barrel.

>>132044346
I know, I've considered running at like 6am but need to fix my sleeping pattern. Went from 4am till 4pm to 12am till 9am.

>>132044078
not necessarily. Social conservatism doesn't work with the youth, but the Tories haven't been socially conservative in a long time.

>>132044234

Damn. That's the answer I thought I would get though. I'd really like to live in the UK again but I don't have the dosh. Medical fag though so I could probably get a job.

>>132044454
>the girlfriend's family said "good test of a chap's character"

sound like they wear tweed jackets and want to bring back fox-hunting. Classy British gentlemen.

>>132044484
If they went Centre right they'd get a lot more youth.

>>132040334
Correct

>>132043253
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What the fuck is this shit?

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>>132044400
I don't know much about guns, but I needed to wear ear protectors, and this is the casing of the ammo.

I don't think it's an air gun because I normally get those little pellets right on target easily. The ammunition also didn't look like normal air rifle ammunition.

>>132044582
Explain (not doubting you, I'm just curious)

>>132044579
I've got a Commie Brother and Corbyn loving parents... end my misery...

>>132040137

>women
>slags

why are women outside on the streets instantly a slag?

these just look nicley dressed desu by (((modern))) slag standards

>>132044654
That's 22 long rifle (22lr).
You were probably firing a Ruger 10/22 or something very similar.

>>132044654
What does the writing on the base of the casing say?

>>132044668
She's all over the place, socially she seems to be right but economically she's a democrat.

>>132044707
Id fuck all of them tbf

>>132044707
>show more than 50% thigh

Slag

>>132044707
>just look nicely dressed

You're going to marry one of these whores. Then she's going to balloon, up, smoke, and cheat on you after only pumping out two children, even though you want three. Then she's going to divorce you when you're 40, take those children, and make you pay our of your arse to pay for her to fuck her new black boyfriend.

>>132044855
Is Jessica Ennis a slag?

>>132044707
They're slag because they fuck any Chav that moves.

>>132044931
Yes

>>132044912
sounds like the average brit family tbqh

>>132044772
Just the letter "F"

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>>132044912

Wew lad - it doesn't have to be that way. Does it?

>>132044707
If you had a daughter i doubt you would be saying such things

>>132044855
muzzie detected

>>132043253
UKIP needs to fuck off. What's the point now?

>>132040440

the guy who gave him the organs is probably rolling in his grave in regret

>>132044694
my brother is the toryest of tories. comfy

>>132045069
>having daughters

i'd instantly abort it desu, too many whites having girls at this point, not enough boys

>>132045004
Only because they're all slags. Just because a massive amount of people are something bad, doesn't mean they stop being that thing.

>>132045051
Does if you marry a slag.

>>132044912
Some guy was trying to justify his fat slag to me the other day on Facebook. He was saying "You need a bit of meat" or "She shouldn't look like a boy"

>>132045134
My male Cousin are cool, it's just my spastic brother.

>>132044491
further north is better if you're going to pick anywhere. fuck the south. closer to London and all of the money but I think people are a lot nicer further north up here. a lot less cuntish and stuck up and head up their own arses.

you could get land that isn't far from Durham, you would just have to drive a little, that is if Durham is a deal breaker otherwise there are plenty of places in North England that would probably suit your budget but you would have to be willing to make compromises.

>>132043624
What a waste of money. Only areas where there is a specific deficiency should be tax-payer funded...

i.e.:
Not enough archeaologists -> free history courses programs
Not enough techies -> free programming courses programs

But to be paying for Vanessa and Tilakshan from Reading and Islamabad to do a course on hairdressing and ethnic studies is a fucking stupid proposition.

Hell, even covering law courses is a waste of time considering how flooded the legal job market is.

There's something special about Sky News on a Saturday night lads, I can't fully explain it

>>132045184
That's a very traditional view, but honestly it's projected wrongly. It's something your nan would say, but your granddad would silently disagree with.

>>132043465

>Now I know what you're thinking, will we add £350 million on the NHS budget or cut spending? Frankly I've forgotten myself.

>>132045184
You should have said "she shouldn't look like an elephant either".

>>132045264
*cousins

>>132044707

>why are women who wear barely anything in public considered women of loose morals?

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Daily reminder that man jawed/robust women produce superior sons. Do not pursue pretty/petite women

>>132040280

I get enough of those sluts in my taxi. You're not missing out on much.

>>132045337
I only watch the news these days during a terror attck.

Something thrilling about watching it unfold live on telly tbqh

>>132045264
Half my extended family are also madly tory. I went through a naive and stupid Corbyn phase in 2015 and they almost burned me alive. They would've been right to do so

>>132045325
Who gets to decide what's 'needed'. See, you've just fallen into the trap of giving bureaucrats and civil servants the reigns over who runs the country next. Even more so than now.

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Lads, are the BBFC really going to age rate every single website?

Dork. It's still a U.
Shit. It's now a PG.
Fuck. It's now a 12A.
Cunt. It's now a 15.
Prepare your cunt for my cock you disgusting little spunk munching whore. Now it's an 18.
Here's a link to a doujin. Now it's an R18. Oh yeah and the porn contravenes UK obscenity laws, BANNED.

https://nhentai.net/g/154797/

>>132045364
I did.

>>132045159

Chances are more likely in that scenario granted.

>>132045421
brit/po/ is better
you get all the gruesome video clips and actual reporting about 1 hour before the news puts it out

>>132044477
The middle shot was the last. I didn't anticipate the recoil at first.

>>132045421
Nothing will beat watching the 2nd plane come in and the towers falling, whilst watching live, on September 11, 2001.
The reactions of the newsreaders were unforgettable.

>>132045342
It's something a man who's worried he wont be able to find a replacement would say.

>>132045342
My Nan always says to me "Your too skinny" "You need to eat more food". I'm not that bad, I'm around 130lbs.

>>132045566
That too.

>>132045438
What?

>>132045298

Yea I could definitely do further north or compromise for land far from Durham. In the US I live far away from the city so I'm used to living semi-rural. Where would you recommend in the north?

And yea I want to be far from Londonstan.

>>132045507
and the reaction of the BBC

>..................

>>132043987
Just live in the South West, Lad. It's really nice down there.

>>132045438
>>132045617
He's talking about age/porn restrictions to his nip porn.

>>132043402
I usually talk to everyone like I do here but for her I'm properly just going full Autism atm to where I'm overthinking it all which leads me to type a few letters in then eventually not putting anything in at all, after a few attempts at a reply, which then means it then takes me HOURS for a response which makes me seem less interested in her than I am.
>I feel so retarded look back at what I've just wrote

>>132043953
Wrong first choice. Regarding the last three, you cannot kill each person more than once. Your reply worries me. Me advice for you is to stay gay.

Just converted to Buhhdism lads

>>132045753
I'm not really concerned. I've been fapping less and less recently. Don't know if that's happened to anyone else.

>>132045753
>>132045617
Say goodbye to 4chan if this comes to pass. Everything here stands no chance in the eyes of the censors.

>>132045744

Only if I can live in a fancy Welsh castle.

>>132045839

Repent and come back to Christ

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>>132045635
Come live at my house in Scotland.

>>132045430
The numbers decide. And it wouldn't be the civil servants deciding who gets on the programs, you just issue exams for it that are anonymous, just like bursary applications.

>>132045839
Why? Why don't you convert to the far better Nihongo Shintoism, desu!

>>132045438
they can try but it will only take them a few million years

Just bought Storm of Steel yesterday lads. Unironically, I'm halfway through and I think, thus far, it's the best individual account of WWI I've ever read.

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>Jeremy Corbyn: Halt arms sales to Saudi Arabia
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/07/uk-jeremy-corbyn-halt-arms-sales-saudi-arabia-170701075449744.html

Meanwhile my Tory MP has received £2k a month from Saudi Arabia since a few days after he stood up in parliament and asked for the UK military to provide SA with air support.

Why the fuck do you faggots vote Tory?

>>132045976
>Nihongo Shintoism
jewish ploy

>>132045940
People sit behind those and determine what gets through. If you think that those 'numbers' won't be changed to suit people's cultural and economic planning, then you're naive.

>>132045880
>not using a VPN

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>>132043987
I bought a 25 acre piece of farmland that I built my home on after the military for £60,000. Not much at all.

>>132045430
It makes sense instinctively though, what with the state being the largest employer nationwide and what have you - if we're going to have a bloated government then might as well make sure we fund programs according to its needs as opposed to just throwing money around willy nilly.

Unfortunately, you're right and we'll never get the government out of education, healthcare or marriage because no argument is better at hiding government overreach than "b-but muh children!"

>>132045999
Corbyn wants them sent to Hezbala or ISIL.

>>132045782

Just a one liner would suffice

>it was good to meet you last night how's your day been?

kind of thing (also responding to what she's texted you)

>>132045999
When Labour were in power did we not sells arms to them?

>>132045999
No ukip in my area and didnt want labour to win you retard.

corbyn is a commie faggot who only appeals to poor people and ((gays))

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Front page lead story on tomorrow's Telegraph.

>>132046094
How?I t was created before they knew of the Jews

I've managed to trigger a bunch of rabid remainers on twitter, its pretty easy.

>>132040280
I too feel I missed out, even though I know I'm my heart it would be like eating rotten fruit. Makeup and slut clothing should be banned. As should female emancipation. Having all the spoils go to chad while everyone else is a good betamale cuck is a very low level of society and explains everything from low birth rates to the collapse of western civilisation.

>>132046164
Corbyn isn't neo-Labour.

>>132046193
>commie

He'd literally be considered centrist in most nordic social democracies.

>>132046100
I already use TOR.

>>132046209

The 'bill' thing isn't cut and dried which makes it difficult. Ideally, if we've been budgeted in for something, I'd pay it because that's the upstanding British thing to do but the politics don’t' look as if that'll be possible.

>>132046335
(((nordic social democracies)))

really made me think

>>132046269
Yeah. They've got the mental capacity of a pot noodle. If you combined all of their grades you would get a level 1 in Autism care.

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>>132046269

>REMAIN takes 8% lead in Brexit referendum voting intention from Survation EU Referendum Voting Intention Remain 54% Leave 46%
https://twitter.com/MSmithsonPB/status/881206620080013313

;^)

>>132042976
Stealing trollies from Tesco, excessive drinking on weekends.
Boasting about the 10 sluts you banged last night.
Wearing Adidas trainers and posting 9gag memes on FaceBook.
Pretty much sums it up.

>>132045981

Ernst Jünger is a fantastic writer. Good choice.

>>132045924

Thanks but no m8, I want to be in England again. Scotland is great but the SNP is unbearable among other things. Plus no CoE in Scotland.

>>132046121

Yea that's fairly reasonable. That map is worrisome though, the world is getting expensive.

>>132046152
mind if i just post the transcript Anon? without the personal details of course I just honestly need help any help would be great honestly

>>132046417
Lad, the Tories have more of an echo than any of those Nordic parties tbqhwyf

>>132046432
>Survation
>Polling Agency which predicted a large win for Ed Milliband.

>>132046349
This is slightly out of topic here but I thought I'd touch on it anyway; There isn't any point at all to using TOR and thinking you actually have anything other than a base level of anonymity (I.E you're not actually anonymous at all), unless you are also using Tails on a virtual machine or a 'clean' PC.

TOR is literally just a browser that runs you through a proxy server with some base-level protections on it.

>>132046468
That's just the average 4 bedroom home costs. Forgot to add that.

>>132046484

Don't mind at all lad - thanks for asking

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>>132046550

Ah, that makes more sense. I'm on my own so I'd be cool with something tiny.

>>132046468
I was being facetious. Of course I wouldn't want a fat bastard gobbling all my tunnocks teacakes

>>132046512
Survation's new model was the closest I the snap election though.

I trust them over IpsosMORI and Opinium at this point.

>>132046529
Well I can't get a VPN right now because I'm in the progress of changing banks, I'm getting a new credit card next week. I'm pretty sure they only sell VPNs online.

>>132046512
Not exactly, they just had a crisis of confidence and didn't publish the poll that predicted the General election result. You can download the unpublished poll results or view it on wikipedia.

>>132046512
They were 1% off for the 2017 election, granted just because they get one thing right doesn't mean they'll get everything else right though.

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>>132046434
I know about ten people like this.

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>>132046512

And got the GE2017 right. The UK won't leave when we get a referendum on the Brexit deal.

I'm guessing you don't want one because more votes = less democracy or something? :^)

>>132046638

Very funny you cheeky fucker

>>132044178
The last two are the Marriage. The first one is the the slippery. Thinks she's pretty and makes no effort in bed. Fuckable, but forgotten. Number2 is a fuck, and kill while fucking as she's rubbish in bed. The second is also a no-trust. The 3rd is marry. A keeper and probably very dirty in bed. The 4th is a repeatable Fuck, but definitely not a marry. Would join up with 3, if 3 agrees for bedroom menage.

>>132045635

Not sure. I live in the North East and I like some parts, but others I don't, it's a labour majority here unfortunately, so be prepared for bunch of people on welfare. I would say for rural land somewhere central north. away from the cities but not too far that you couldn't drive in 30 mins or so. I want to move more rural one day when I have enough funds, I like peace and quiet and don't like cities or towns. I just want my own piece of land and my own property and that will suit me, away from everyone. central seems to be pretty peaceful and untouched.

>>132046124
I'm generally opposed to central planning. But there is a case to be made about planning for the government roles.

Maybe this: If you sign up for a course you have to either fit within the guidelines of what would be needed for the public sector that year, or sign an agreement barring you from public work for 3 years.

Basically, you get to do your course, but you don't get to do it in the public sector if you do something the public sector doesn't need.