Ancestry thread

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>>132035184

>>132035184
you have to go back

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pls no bully

>>132035184
my parents are cousins so it kind of mess up my genealogic tree is a mess.

>>132036075
lol i messed up my post too

>>132035973
what is that weird tribal flag?

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>>132036214
Amazaigh, I believe, mate.

>>132036214
Kabylie, a berber tribe.

>>132035184
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>>132035973
disgusting

>>132035354
> Otto de Sleben, Crusader
fake

>>132036362
Berbers are non-Arab white.

>>132037255
how do you know?

>>132036353
t. fellow muslim kabyle here. how are you

>>132037589
what a waste

>>132037589
>those descriptions.
Thanks man. I had a good chuckle.

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>>132037355
Weak b8.

>>132037589
Even weaker b8.

>>132037424
Berbers are not white by any stretch of the imagination. Theres a very select few with white-ish features but most of could easily be mistaken for arab and have mixed arabic blood.

>>132037589
Speaking of mixed blood, holy shit I hope you're trolling.

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>>132035184

>>132035184
Stay where you are.
Germany is your home :)

>>132037424
>>132036362
Statistically Kabylie are 1/3 blond, indicating they are a mix of Berbers and Vandals and thus more Germanic than you.

>>132037788
>Theres a very select few with white-ish features but most of could easily be mistaken for arab and have mixed arabic blood.
it's the opposite their non-white features come from their arabic blood

>>132036326
Go away nigger

>>132037537
The burden of proof is on you, you are claiming that you have a crusader ancestor, from fucking centuries ago

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>>132035184

>>132037822
>communist Jews

Wow didn't see that one coming. Do you have to join the IDF to get Israeli citizenship?

>>132036326
STOP KILLING INNOCENT WHITES

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I know my greatgrandparents are indigenous but they speak both mapundugun and aymara so i'm confused

>>132035354
>He was so autistic and weak that he got exempted from the draft 3 times or so
Fugg thats me

>>132038116
That guy's a Rhodesian, he lives in Harare or something and posts in South Africa threads.

>>132038110
There are no Communist Jews in my family tree.

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>>132035184

>>132037885
do you have something against blacks?
are you a racist nazi jew?
kys
there is only one race, the human race

>>132038139
What are you confused about exactly? How a Mapuche ended up marrying a Bolivian?

>>132038247
>officer in the east german army
>not a communist

>>132035973
I think i've called two different frogs algerians and they backed down, were you one of them?

>>132037616
YOU have to go back.
And wtf why every french have berber blood ??

>>132038348
He was not Jewish, one of three non-Jews in my tree.

>>132037965
Since when do you have to prove anything in these threads? Every European probably has a bunch of crusader ancestors. My great aunt did all the research. It's clear that we have some ancestors in the von Schlieben family and that the first guy mentioned with that name was a knight named Otto, who fought at Akko. Whether he was a direct ancestor or not can only be guessed.

>>132038394
Zidane impregnated all your women

>>132037822
שתי סבתות וסבא יהודים עם עיניים ירוקות\כחולות?
נדיר עד בלתי אפשרי

>>132038273
هی ! رفیق How's life in Iran?

>>132038529
I have no idea how pure any of them were. If I did a genetic test I am probably not very Jewish.

>>132038529
stop writing in vril runes nazi jew

>>132038150
Also nobody in the family ever wanted to talk about him. He was kind of a mystery. Even at the end of the war, when Volksturm took children and the elderly into their ranks, he was exempted. I don't even know what his exact condition was.

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My family has lived in ohio for centuries now and we will die in ohio

>>132035973
>parents are both doctors
How the hell are you not ultra-smart?

>>132038273
Hello Khomeiny !

>>132038619
מעניין. בחיים לא ראיתי דבר כזה

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>>132038619
I married a Jewish women she made me remove my forskin. She left me 2 months later FUCK JEWS I LOST MY DICK SKIN FOR NOTHING!

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>>132037959
>>132038116
Now, now.

>>132035184
>famous bushman
I have no idea what bushman is. You mean a forager?

>>132038887
bwhwahahhahaa

>>132038865
Don't let anyone tell you your hertiage is bad. I personally think it's awesome.

>>132038865
All banter aside I hope nobody who is mixed like you feels bad because of /pol/posting

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>>132035184
R8

>>132037822
Go back to Britain if you can

>>132038139
Fucking disgusting mestizo piece of shit

>>132038949
(Khoi)San's are bushmen
they live in Southern Africa

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>>132035184
>famous bushmen

>>132038865
My baby, she's a Chippewa. She's a one of a kind.

>>132035184
kek'd

>>132038887
You do realize you weren't supposed to lose it, you were supposed to give her that non-Kashrut goy pork to piss her daddy off.

>>132038865
Your lineage makes my fucking skin crawl.

>>132038865
holy shit are you me?

>>132038394
Majority of maghrebis are berber. they see themselves as arab but they are ethnically berber even though they have arabic ancestry. Then you have some berbers like the kabyles who are mostly pure berbers which i think is why they look white.

>>132035973
>One epic grandpa
>One horrendous grandpa
What does your dad want to be?

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gas the scots, brit war now

>>132036326
Fuck off Mugabe

>>132038722
Just came back from ohio, white trash galore, also, fuck paper mills

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>>132035184

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>>132035184

>>132039222
post yours, faggot.

>>132039193
sorry not sorry cletus

>>132038865
could be worse though. Of all the hispanic nations in America, I think Mexicans are capable of being some of the least shit.

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>>132035184

>>132039378
you better not leave, sork. My fucking tax dollars are going to that education, you better be ready to reinvest.

>>132039365
How bad is immigration in Iceland?

>>132038722
>Stormed Omaha beach
>Neet piece of shit grandgrandson

ANON EMBRACE YOUR BLOOD.

>>132039238
TFW when you have 10% sandnigger and 10% berber dna (from sandnigger jews) alongside 20% of ashkenazi jews dna (but ok because it brought pure blue eyes to my lineage).

>>132035184
One half teutonic knights the other half north german vikings....
Pretty good breed if you ask me

My 23AndMe updated and it now says Im 0.2% jewish. It didnt say that before. The rest is north western European.

What do?

jesus you are all mixed

am I the only ethnically 100% pureblood Aryan Übermensch?

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>>132035184

>>132039348
It used to have potential but then, you know, rust belt shit.

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>>132038909
get the fuck outta there mate

>>132039618
You don't have a firm grasp on how genetics works, do you?

>>132039622
bravo!

>>132039077
>1/16 Finnish

I rate 1/EBIN.

>>132039558
Why not Prussian Junkers and Habsburg royalty? Sounds better.

>>132039504
I am not leaving the US for a while. I can't even go to Worst Korea as they elected some commie president

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:')

>>132039767
Good. Use those surgical fingers to prop up out e-sports teams. We'll be importing you by the boatload like colleges import blacks.

>>132039058
This!

>>132039564
Ignore it, lots of Euros have at least some Yid blood due to the wide area range. Outcasts from the tribe often converted to Christianity and assimilated into whatever country they lived in, a thousand years later, you were born.

They were the Jews who weren't kikey enough for the Pharisees liking

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>>132039618
Give me your daughter aryan-sama.

>>132039077
I think this is based since im glad your Jewish family found a place where they wouldn't be discriminated.

>>132039378
>doctor dad
>doctor mom
t. YOU DOCTOR YET? CALL ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR.

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>>132039511
Pretty ok most people who come here come young and leave around 50-60

>>132039520
I would but being a neet piece of shit leads to being an out of shape and overweight piece of shit.

>>132039986
I'm more afraid of non-european immigration.

>>132036326
Go back to eating cow shit

My dad is 63% German 21% Ulster 16% English, I dont know shit about my mom but I think she has some English, German and French

>>132039378
Whats that blue? East turkmenistan? Im assuming they racemixed in manchuria during the war and shit?

>>132039865
>murdered a guy at church and was hung
how did this happen?

>>132039713
Same shit in blood ..the knights were just before prussia and our old christian books had the first mention of my family in the teutonic order

>>132039716
Which grandma is the gilf one?

>>132039893
This seems super based, desu.

>>132040333
3/4 of my grandparents are dead, only Norwegian grandmother is alive and I don't have any contact with her because she was a bad mother/grandmother

>>132040064
We are fine imo

>>132040316
I don't remember, the guy had screwed him over somehow. Either owed him money or fucked his wife or something.

Anyway, he knew which pew he sat in at church and when the sermon was going on, he went up and knocked on the window, when the guy opened it and stuck his head out, my ancestor slit his throat with a knife.

>>132040263
>East turkmenistan
Yes. My Uyghur went to Korea as 'Chinese' merchants when Korea opened its trade to outside world. Then, overthrowing of Ching, CCP ruling over East Turkestan, Korean War and other shit happened and they just got stuck in Korea

>>132039985
As ironic as it can be my parents wanted me to do something like lawyer or I banker to make 'easy $$'. I guess they were disgruntled with their profession

>>132039713
And my fathers side came from when S-H vikings had childs wich each other in S-H

>>132040033
>out of shape and overweight piece of shit.
I was 120kg at some point. ''Run'' 30 mins every 3 days, early morning or late afternoon. You'll thank me in a few weeks.

>>132040114
Never done that, and never will.

>>132040508
sounds like some real wild west shit desu.

>>132040493
My condolences. Was just trying to joke anyway, considering 'housewives' and all that.

>>132039716
>stay at home mom
We need traditional family back.

>>132040775
Post your heritage fellow mongol brother ;^)

>>132040834
For sure.

>>132040602
>I guess they were disgruntled with their profession
Did they think it was going to be easy $$? I have a few friends who had that mindset :DDD

>>132040696
>flag
Most people think you are nigger.

>>132040928
They were more like 'dealing with patients is so mentally exhausting and it's hard to see people dying'

>>132040765
It was probably in Oklahoma from the Ancestry info I've found, so you're probably right.

I had a Civil War ancestor who was also a bit of a cheeky bastard. He was walking down a road when a Confederate patrol came by. They told him he was being conscripted and to come with them.

He asked if he could at least go home to pack and say goodbye to his family. They said yes, but he would have to join up with the first unit he saw.

So he went home, packed and said goodbye to his family and started walking again, and bumped into a Union patrol. He said "I'm a man of my word, I'm going to join the first unit I came across" and fought for the Union.

>>132037822
The ultimate eternal being

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>>132035184

>>132041015
Which is downright unjustified mate. If I was an Affie I'd likely be unable to pay for internet. Nearly only 50% of the country bloody has it apparently, and I even posted this for Christ sake:
>>132038909

>>132041115
haha, cool story.

>>132038949
ask your dad

>>132039973
It's their own fault; their religious leaders were/are anti-gentile pieces of filth. These are the "people" they chose to follow, and their fate is delivered justly

I haven't much hope for American Jewry, it bites the hand that feeds it and that hand will soon end up wrapped around their necks. When it does, I'll be applauding.

I'm ever grateful that the US let my Jewish family in so early on and feel nothing but contempt for the kvetching ingrates, may they burn in their precious Isr**l for their treachery and deceit

>>132040894
>Post your heritage fellow mongol brother ;^)
I promise I will next time, I haven't made one yet and am lazy today, let me drink in peace!

>>132041110
Yea it sure is exhausting. But I'm glad you didn't follow their ''be banker/lawyer'' dream, that shit is even more horrible in my opinion.

>>132038950
Don't laugh mate it's not funny I got fucked over. I like the way the Israelis in this thread are not even apologising for my forskin

>>132035354
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>>132038139
>>132038909
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>>132041071
All you Euros best keep this in mind the next you time you say "WOLOLO ALL MURICANS ARE MONGRELS"

>>132041393
I don't know where he is.

>>132035554
>rich
>worth about 200k

anon...

>>132041455
Half of those are bait.

>>132041071
>canadian shitposters are serbian women

>>132041455
Keep what in mind you silly prick?

>>132041455
What? I'm 100% German.

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>>132035184

>>132040461
Thanks brother ! I could seriously write a book about the stories i've heard from both sides ahha

I need to ask my dads father for his entire life story before hes gone:/ he has seen literally everything

>>132041626
I'm a dude with long hair, how'd I know I was going to get that lmao.

>>132041437
>Don't laugh mate it's not funny I got fucked over. I like the way the Israelis in this thread are not even apologising for my forskin
It is a little funny and they shouldn't apologize. It was your own fault for doing anything drastic asked by a woman, especially a juden one. She was already looking for your replacement the moment you accepted.

>>132040064
Iceland is in a strange place where they love faggots but also love having families and a country population by Icelanders. I think there being less than half a million of them makes them wary of mass immigration.

>>132040875
Mostly anglo
>but the 25% Finnish made you autistic

How unfortunate. Do you live in Michigan?

>>132041792
She gave gud fuk tho jewess vagoo was tight. I thought she was gonna stay forever

>>132041765
>canadian shitposters are serbian numales

>>132041324
You should use a drop-down flag

>>132039692
?

>>132041963
>numale
>not 6'3 yoked fabio tier

close enough

>>132041758
You should indeed do this and I'm not even joking. Certain families are worthy of books, even if there's only 1 copy for memoire purposes.

>>132042075
Fabio was a gay so you're a gay too. Enjoy your cocks.

>>132042030
Dixie-tier heritage

>>132041747

Does your family have ties to Silesia? Either, German, Polish, or Czech?

>>132042118
you win this time, lgbt flag.

>>132042172
yes every part except the slovak one is from here, including myself

>>132035184

Am I white? Also, how do they differentiate British genes from Germanic if the Saxons came in?

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