CANADA DAY 150 LIVE #2

>>132025087
I never knew Canadian women were so T H I C C

>>132025087
I can't look away

>>132025087
dislike that shit

>>132025087
>Who's watching ?
I'm trying not to, but the moth to a flame shit....

>>132025164
It is necessary in order to stay warm in the winter.

Harper still sold us up a river. He started this pro LGBT shit in schools and flooded us with goddamn chinks.

>>132025087
> Chat is disabled for this live stream.
kek

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>he just said fewer then expected

leafs btfo

The natives wanted "rights" called our canada a colonial celebration of the rape of their land.

The natives took over the 150th even they make up 3.9% of the entire population of Canada.

mfw i'm native
>wake up in free housing on res
>reach over onto bedside table
>see listerine
>fuck yeah.jpeg
>down a whole bottle
>health issues
>go to hospital waste taxpayers money on self inflicted injuries
>blame residential schools from what the canadian government did over 65 years ago.
>walk out onto res street
>drunk as fug
>drive to whitey ville
>get arrested
>dindu_nuffin.exe
>go to jail overnight in a drunk tank
>hitch a ride back to res
>rinse and repeat
(repost)

When is the "so sorry" parade for injun genocide starting?

This music fucking sucks

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>>132025332
That was at the start.

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What the fuck is this autism

>>132025254
In my old high school of a couple thousand there were only like 10 openly gay/trans people, only one LGBT program call the gay/straight alliance. Fuck things have changed fast in last decade.

>walk off the earth performs
>God, please let this happen

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*bankrupts your reserve*

>>132025417
WALK OFF THE EARTH!

I MEAN LIKE TAKE OFF, EH! HOSER!

Kill me now please

Can't they get a decent Canadian band like Rush or something?

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>>132025521

>>132025468

I'm in my 40s. In my high school there were no trans at all (nobody even imagined such a thing) and whoever was gay kept that shit well under wraps. No LGBT groups. Calling someone "gay" or a "faggot" was the ultimate insult. The 80s were the last semi-sensible decade.

Governer General has some real moves

>>132025536
Rush wouldn't be caught dead playing at such a shitty gay venue.

>>132025536
Where's my boy Neil Young

>>132025087
Jesus. Trudeau is a case study in how much damage can be quickly done to a country when a liberal is put in charge.

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TRUDEAU CAUGHT MANSPREADING

THE MAD MAN

YOU USED TO SAY LIVE AND LET LIVE

>>132025681
Well he did get a majority so no one can really decline what his party wants.

>>132025611
And it was good that way. I got called gay for being a loner, and I deserved it. Some guy I didn't even realize a the time was actually gay hit on me and I just thought it was funny and didn't care. Turned out one of my best friends was a closet case and I still didn't care.

>>132025468
Not gonna lie, I was pro gay rights when I was a teenager. But then they started pushing the trans shit and I realized we had been hoodwinked by society destroying influences in media.

Look at this shit.
http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/less-than-half-youth-are-straight/
This is the least faggy site I could find this hosted on.

>>132025536
B-but anon, a lot of Canadian music is country! We can't have people thinking this country is racist!

>>132025611
>The 80s were the last semi-sensible decade
Agreed, I even kinda miss the air-raid sirens going of randomly (grew up beside CFB Trenton)

>>132025700

#OPPRESSION
#SEXIST
#PATRIARCHY

>>132025681
They call it an elected dictatorship

>>132025188
Was just saying this.. Isn't there a word for this? Sado-masichism or something? It's like watching a trainwreck in slowmotion

And just think... This is only the beginning.. They still have like 12hrs to virtue signal spiral themselves into oblivion. Can you even imagine what this is going to devolve into by night time?

>>132025700

Even claps like a woman

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>>132025087
Be native

>walks into shared house
>empty listerene bottle on floor
>room mate passed out

wat do anons

>>132025629

Their song "subdivisions" perfectly sums up Canada today (even more so than when it was released)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYYdQB0mkEU

>>132025611
I bet gay/faggot isn't even used by the "cool kids" no more.

>>132025831

Call hospital and tell them plug in ye olde stomach pump

>>132025774
Country is fucking garbage. Play something decent.

I like some folk like Stompin' Tom, I wish he was still alive for this. Then the day could've been saved.

>>132025831
>Be native
>>walks into shared house
>>empty listerene bottle on floor
>>room mate passed out
>wat do anons

Steal his wampum.

>>132025774
The ultimate proof that homosexuality is a meme

>>132025831
>wat do anons
huff gas from neighbours Arctic Cat obviously

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>>132025700
They are both so smug, they get off on this virtue signalling. But this is Trudeau in a real life setting where actual shit gets done. He orbits like the beta he is and his wife refuses to attend. Canada deserves much better than this.

>>132025893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCPYO-qzLTs

>>132025965
fuckin lol

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY IT IS AND HOW BETTER ITS GETTING
I HAD TEARS COMING DOWN MY FACE

>open stream
>see melanie jolie
>wonder if she will look like an hair head idiot like everytime i see her in my neighborhood
>melanie starts to dance close to justin
>they both look like if they have an IQ of 10

FFS, even on camera without talking , she looks fucking dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-bQn9DtgUA

For Newfie b'ys

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reminder that metis are the real canadians
>first people to be born in canada
>mix of european and natives
>tall,strong and smart
>were the reason for manitoba and alberta
>only peoples in canada to have a rebellion
>leader of rebelion was a university graduated frenchman
>general was a docter

>>132025838

Somebody posted here the other day claiming that there are now "gay gangs" in certain schools who bully the straight kids. Have no idea whether that's common or not.

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the absolute state of canada

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What are yall drinking today

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Anyone remember Matthew Good Band?

They released some underrated GOAT alt songs in the 90s

>>132026096
>reminder that metis are the real canadians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7DYKA9bA4A

>>132026096
>reminder that metis are the real canadians

t. Jules Tonnerre

>>132026163
Cyanide.

>TSK
>WELL, THE REAL PROBLEM IS, UH
>MMGHT
>HE DIDN'T MENTION ALBERTA
...
>SOOOO
>HIS NEXT OPPORTUNITY TO MENTION IT ON STAGE
>AND HE ALSO TWEETED
>BUT HE DIDN'T MENTION ALBERTA
>UNNNGGGHGH..
....
>WELP
>THAT WASN'T ACCEPTABLE

>>132026163
>What are yall drinking today

In in Cape Breton, so... shine

>>132026163
>What are yall drinking today

Bleach.

>>132026163
>What are yall drinking today
Old Milwaukee and Jameson shots

>>132026104
Lmao. Just reminded me how someone booted a trans faggot down the stairs back in highschool.

>>132025831

toss his body on a snowpile outside

That's so spooky how they traveled back in time

>>132026163
Smirnoff, helps numb the pain of being a cancuck.

>>132025834
>ywn be in high school again blasting that and feeling all teenaged feels

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>>132026163
the sweet blend

Wow where are the black and arabic historical figures?

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>anglo larpers
>entire canadian crowd is white

is this some kind of weaboo convention?

STOP HARASSING CANADA, YOU DUMBOS.

>>132025468
Did you got to high school in Ottawa?

>>132026096
The important difference between the Metis and aboriginal groups is that the Metis actually define their identity in being partially-European, whereas other aboriginals, even if they are partially European, totally embrace only their aboriginal past and not their European one.

And so the Metis are hardly as bad as any of the other natives, they take pride in being both native AND European rather than totally shitting on their likely partially European descent and embracing only a small part of their heritage like most other natives (you know the type, the "I'm 1/16th Chippewa" retards who think they can actually call themselves "natives" and want reparations and shit).

>>132026104
>tfw you will never facefuck the leader of a gay gang to establish dominance

Why is Trudeau holding the reporter's microphone?

What a cuck

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>Canadians then: Fuck off Eskimos. This land is property of Her Majesty the Queen.
>Canadians now: Umm sweetie, shitskins in wheelchairs can be astronauts too you know.

What happened?

>>132026583
no

>>132026688
Is that Shania T H I C C?

>>132026670
He's holding his superiority

>>132026688
spacing shitskins seems like a good idea
They should all be astronauts

Helicopter rides are less expensive though

>>132026488

That song gives me feels even today. I was about the same age as the kid in the video and lived in Toronto, it was exactly like that -- before the racial alienation there was the class/social alienation which determined your status.

>>132026742
Lucky you

>>132026163

Schooner and clamato at the moment.

>>132026688
>Checks flag

Have you looked yourself on the mirror?

>>132026688
Didn't know I wanna fugg Shania.

>>132026583
I went to high school west of Ottawa.

Valley boys get in here

>>132026163
Rum

I drank a dozen beer cans last night by accident

>>132026163
Cherry Coke

>>132026907
Lad, your shithole is both bad un reality and in here. No one fucking likes you and yiu have to troll to feel special, you sad cunts.

>>132026163

pool water

>>132026163
Mountain Dew

It's possible to die of embarassment and/or rage, right?

I think they might be trying to kill any of us that might resist their agenda through inducing heart attacks with this broadcast.

>>132027009
Go back to America Buffet

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POO

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>>132026163
my drink of choice

>>132027083
Pretty sure his ancestry is Sikh.

BRO TIER

>>132026860
I was fortunate enough to fall in with other losers who were in to smoking dope and dicking around with having something of a garage band. The only thing better than blasting it is being able to play it and get the tone JUST RIGHT and finally the dumbass drummer doesn't forget his part.

Too bad nobody could sing tho.

>>132025320
>rinse and repeat
Haha get it? Mouth wash, listerine

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Wtf Brits actually celebrate Canada Day?

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>>132025188
DISLIKE

>>132026163
ratroot and lavender tea (homemade)

>Canadian astronauts

There's something weird about the poutine, eh

>>132026163
Tea because I'm with my Christian grandma. I've never craved booze more in my life.

>canada day in toronto
>full of black people
>we bringing the diversity to the max
blm when?

>>132027266
London is a place in Canada, just like how Belgrade is a place in the USA

>>132027164

why are the majority of drummers retards and can't even play their instrument with other people?

DIVERSITY TO THE MAX!!!
DAS RITE

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B R O T I E R
R
O
T
I
E
R

HAHAHA STEEL DRUMS THIS IS LIT

>>132027373
They said London, England

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FUCK CANADA

NEWFOUNDLAND NATIONALISTS HAVE AWOKEN

WHEN SUN RAYS CROWN THY PINE CLAD HILLS,
AND SUMMER SPREADS HER HAND,
WHEN SILVERN VOICES TUNE THY RILLS,
WE LOVE THEE, SMILING LAND.

WE LOVE THEE, WE LOVE THEE,
WE LOVE THEE, SMILING LAND.

WHEN SPREADS THY CLOAK OF SHIMMERING WHITE,
AT WINTER'S STERN COMMAND,
THRO' SHORTENED DAY, AND STARLIT NIGHT,
WE LOVE THEE, FROZEN LAND.

WE LOVE THEE, WE LOVE THEE
WE LOVE THEE, FROZEN LAND.

WHEN BLINDING STORM GUSTS FRET THY SHORE,
AND WILD WAVES LASH THY STRAND,
THRO' SPINDRIFT SWIRL, AND TEMPEST ROAR,
WE LOVE THEE WINDSWEPT LAND.

WE LOVE THEE, WE LOVE THEE
WE LOVE THEE WINDSWEPT LAND.

AS LOVED OUR FATHERS, SO WE LOVE,
WHERE ONCE THEY STOOD, WE STAND;
THEIR PRAYER WE RAISE TO HEAVEN ABOVE,
GOD GUARD THEE, NEWFOUNDLAND

GOD GUARD THEE, GOD GUARD THEE,
GOD GUARD THEE, NEWFOUNDLAND.

REMEMBER THE SOMME? THAT WAS US GETTING SLAUGHTERED YOU CUNTS.

#NEWFXIT
#FUCKCANADA

>>132027147
>BRO TIER
this meme needs to die

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>>132027369

>>132027451
>laffs

AHAHAHA that version of "OH Canada"

>>132027048
Says the country whose biggest city is run by a muslim.

>>132027266
No you dunce, it's the Canadians living in London.

t. Brit in Canada

The niggers right on butchered that

>>132027369
Toronto is literally Jamaica now, I don't know if you've been there recently, but the Jamaicans have a bigger influence on the culture than any other group in the city, it's fucking absurd.

>>132027504
why does this make me rage so much

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>>132027373
>Trafalgar Square
>London, ON

when are they gonna show alberta

>>132027603

It's because Drake pretends he's Jamaican

>>132027421
idk I always thought it was kind of a difficult instrument to get right because it takes a lot of syncopated multilimb coordination and you're pretty much responsible for getting it right even when you make a mistake in order to keep from sounding like a mess.

The good drummer in the bunch was on guitar, and I always agreed with him that that the hidden secret to a trio was a drummer who you didn't necessarily notice but who really drove the act from behind the scenes.

>DIVERSITY TO THE MAX

What Trafalgar square is this ? Jamaica or London ?

>>132027603
>Toronto is literally Jamaica now
Only around Eglington and Dufferin

>>132027789
Nathan Phillip Square, Toronto

This is literally unwatchable, as a white man.

>>132025087
Jesus that fucking Winnipeg cuck reporter won't let the woman NOT hate on whites.

Fucking CBC.

IS TRUDEAU GONNA PERFORM OMG OMG OMG!

LET'S DANCE TO CANADA 150 LIVE FAGGOTS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZntyiqpWKw&ab_channel=LaurenSouthern

>Winnipeg
show the passed out natives CBC

>>132027505
IT'S THEIR YEAR

Guys... This is just the beginning of the day. My brain can't even comprehend the level of virtue signalling insanity this will devolve into by nightfall.

We're making Sweden and Germany blush

>>132027945
Just think. Some committee planned out the whole day.

>even more apologising to the indigenous

A day to celebrate Canada is spent shitting on its history

>>132027945
>We're making Sweden and Germany blush
Just wait until the truck of peace coming through today. I'd nearly put money on it.

>quebec
>muslims in the backround
accurate

>>132027987
really takes the ol noggin for a joggin

>>132027805
I noticed that about Eglington when I was picking up my accordion last year. I was only white guy on the street.

A ching ching dong I was in dah room and I wan to be Canadi citize is very goood for mee

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>>132027657
Because you have a brain and spine.

I am quickly turning from ironically hoping for a bombing to unironically hoping for a bombing.

>>132028029
Muslims?

Not the chink? 2 years and the fucker think he's Canadian?


RREEEEEEEE

>>132028053
From Eglington and Allen (Forrest Hill) and East it's all [rich] Russian Jews, West of Eglington and Allen is all Jamacians. Strange combination to put side by side.

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The canvas isn't finished.
There's still white to paint over.

Is Shania Twain always sauced? First the Nashville playoff game and now this

>>132027514
I couldn't give a fuck. You are just deflecting. Sad things is your probably not even fucking White.

>>132028148
>that map
Japs are honorary aryans.

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>>132028208

>>132028219
That's what happens when you get a good drinking problem started.

This bitch doesnt look one bit native.

>>132025468
When i was in highschool there was a few gays but nothing bad at all, thinking it was wrong was normal, now my brother says there are people who openly call themselves demiboys or some shit. Hes only 3 years younger than me.....

>>132028249
I'm whiter than you, I can promise you that. Go let your little sister get raped by "asians" and do nothing about it, you spineless excuse for a fucking legacy.

>>132025440
Chinese Geordi LaForge

>>132028196
grim reminder when?

>>132028023
>Just wait until the truck of peace coming through today. I'd nearly put money on it.

We can only pray.

>SOMETHING ANGRY ABOUT THESE TREATIES
>AND I'M OLD AND ANGRY
>FREEEEDOM
>LIBERTEEEE
>FREEEEDOM
>LIBERTEEEE

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Quebecfag here

>the rest of canada
>culture

>>132028023
Holy shit anon I think you figured it out

The grand finale of their virtue signaling will literally be to sacrifice themselves to Islamic jihadis in solidarity. Trudeau will then get up on stage and declare Canada part of the global caliphate

>>132028369
She's not

>Twain was born Eilleen Regina Edwards in Windsor, Ontario on August 28, 1965,[13] to Sharon (née Morrison) and Clarence Edwards. Her parents divorced when she was two and her mother then moved to Timmins, Ontario with Eilleen and her sisters Jill and Carrie Ann. Sharon married Jerry Twain, an Ojibwa from the nearby Mattagami First Nation

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>>132028059

Did you know Canada has always been an Asian Pacific nation, whiteboi?

http://www.eurocanadian.ca/2016/02/henry-yu-canada-must-become-asian-to-overcome-white-supremacism.html

>>132028443
Was that the yelling in the background before they switched scenes to this airhead ?

>>132028436
I have my rifles and shotguns ready

Happening today, plz, plz plz

>IS IT NICE TO HAVE SOMEBODY TAKE YA TO HER HOME OR IS IT CREEPY :DDDD

...
...y-yes...

Its painful, but these type of shows are always cheesy.

It's like olympic opening shows, I can't really stomach them.

It's freakishly awful television, but it's also pretty much exactly what I expected.

>>132028412
>i-im whiter than you
Sure thing.

>little sister gets rapes
Not mine and if you can't defend your sister, you are a fucking failure like Canofshit is. Keep deflecting, you bastard child of a "Nation".

>>132028513
Yeah, and he's still going

>FREEEEEEEE DUM!
>LIIIIB ER TEEEE!

>>132027945
i feel sorry for you guys. Its the same shit all over the western world

>>132028461
You can't be serious.

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>Quick Dan, get the most progressive, leftist, trendies you can find and put them in the front
>We are so progressive
>Its 2017

Why are you not a progressive trendy, /pol/?

>>132028574
>Its painful, but these type of shows are always cheesy.
That's because they're always globalist. Always. Everything is diversity this, tolerance that, we-are-the-world multicult bullshit.

OH GOD NO IT'S MARK CRITCH

Is this Chevy Chase's lost half-brother?

>>132028580
I love that obvious bait posts by losers like this are just a quick "click" and they are gone forever

neck yourself nigel, bye forever

> if anyone knows unemployment, it's us
Based newfies

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>>132028279
Poland is now the best country in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioNMqHvsoJM

>it's canada day
>check out this guy's dirty feet

>>132028594
White men Silencing POC voices once again.

>>132028779
HAHAHA, notice the faggot shorts

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WE

>why?
BECAUSE IT'S A HUNDRED FIFTY YEARS!

>>132028580
Blond hair blue eyes, son. Bet you got that nu-english blood in you, Mohammad.

Doesn't matter anyway. You were once great and now you've fallen so low. Even a chance to redeem yourself with brexit and your pathetic country still aims for a "soft" brexit.

Have fun being chased out of your own cities by your new rulers. I'll be polishing my rifle.

>>132028580
>Nation
We're a State, not a nation

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The absolute state of Canacuck.

>>132028712
>taking a canadians side

Go fuck yourself, turk rape baby. Hardly (((bait))) when it's common logic, you low "European".

>>132025629

I'll bet you a steak dinner they will show up.. either them or the Tragically unhip needs to show up for a giant surprise.

Oh yeah.. and Drake needs to show up to make the urban youth happy.

Screencap this.

>>132028887
You were never great though.

>>132028580
>>132028887
Stop Fighting Mohammed and Chiong, you'll be both non-white muslims anyway

>>132028835

WOAOAHG SHIT NIGGA GIBS ME DAT PAWG TO SMACK NIGGA

Every Native there wants to enjoy the day and every time the reporters have to try and get them to go off about how horrible whitey is. Like fuck let people enjoy the festivities.

>ok can I ask you something
>you know the hardest thing as a politician is when you take a crisis situation and try to turn it around into something better
>so what's the analysis of the ALBERTA SITUATION
>well you know the conservatives might get a leg up on him over this one
>but, politically, you know they're already tweeting about it
>and he did the hard thing politicians had to do

>we'll just have to see about this one, I don't know

>>132028887
>>132028899
>this much coping in a Nation like yours

>>132029001
>burgerkek can't show his flag as he is both of them combined

>>132028999
Which is why your greatest military leader wanted Canadian soldiers, right?

>>132029001
UK won't get great again without a good beating. It's for their own good.

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We need a savior from this shithole.

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>>132026688
I wish they wouldn't lie to her, or any disabled child for that matter. They lied to me knowing that my hearing loss would prevent me from ever being a air force/NASA pilot.

>>132026178

That guy is a fucking powertool. Smuggest shithead on earth

>a country of 90% white people celebrates everything non-white
WHY

>>132026276

Cyanide

>nunuvut time
>woop woop!
>WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO
>HONK HONK
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Sounds like NYC, looks like a campground.

>Keakeauakssjaisiejiajksaajsa
>Uh, happy Canada day to you too

Lol they switched to the Iqualit celebration and the fucking premier of Nunavut said "I hope where getting all the vitamin C from the beautiful sunshine out right now"

we're fucked

/pol/ says non-whites aren't patriotic yet loads of minorities have turned up to celebrate

APOLOGISE

>>132026952
Kanata, my dude.

Ah, good, Ugandan says Canada is the best country ever, she would say.

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>>132029315
>vitamin C
>from the beautiful sunshine
Buddy was hitting the Listerine hard last night

>>132029392
When you move from a garbage dump to a rat infested apartment, it makes the apartment seem like heaven.

>>132029392
> my parents came here and I'm first generation Canadian
wut

>>132025087
>the sun is shining so we're getting some much needed Vitamin C
Is that what Canadians call their country? Or is she showing off Canadian intellectualism? The sun gives us Vitamin D or am I in a new timeline. Scurvy never would have occurred in sailors...

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>Your Typical Canadian Family BAKA

>>132029392
>>132029460
Hasa Diga Eebowai

>>132029180
>vitamin C
Did she say that, or "vitamin D"?

>>132029545
See
>>132029510

>>132026163
Listerine

I think they will finish off the virtue signalling festivities by sacrificing first-borns to Moloch, and then Trudeau will come on stage and declare Canada a Caliphate.

This is the logical progression at this point

>how did you stay dry?
>WE DIDN'T!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHA
HHAAAAAAHHAHAHA
oh boy oh howdy
HAHAHAHAHA

>>132026163
Freshly carbonated spring water mixed with lime juice and maple syrup with lots of ice

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>>132029470
>my parents came here and I'm first generation Canadian
>wut
I gave up trying to comprehend this shit years ago after I moved innawoods, I highly recommend it

i just got here. What's going on?

Who the hell are these rejects and why are they so nervous?

>>132025087

holy fuck this is cringe af but I can't stop watching.

It's like watching your best friend become addicted to meth and then proceed to kept gangbanged by 250 lb tyrones on stage at his birthday party

>>132029768
The death of a country

Why are we excited about gay space niggers?

>>132029768
cuckoldry

>>132029742
but whats the point of goin innawoods if you have no cool funs

>>132029742
How do you have power and internet?

I wanna go innawoods.

>>132029826
gay space niggers are the future

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! CANADA YES !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGoLw6DECNI

Celebrate native culture this 150th anniversary by listening to Brocket 99.

>>132029742

Fellow innawoods here, can confirm. The boreal forest is a thick comfy blanket insulating me against the rot from the cities

>>132029742
I would unironically spend a day splitting wood with you, assuming your homely qt wife called us in for /comfy/ lunch midday.

>>132027987

Exactly.

They have a checklist of every region and ethnicity and subgroup and they go down the list and add some terrible act as a representative of each group.

You get a strange hodgepodge of awfulness. They should've spent the money on one mind blowingly insane fireworks spectacle and be done with it.

Maybe get a couple of hot younger native chicks to do some sexy dancing during the show. That's good enough.

>>132029946
>>132029742
would rural tards accept an expat white brit in the area?
>>132029897
>How do you have power and internet?
if you're asking that you shouldnt be innawoods


>>132029897

>>132029813
They are showing reruns?

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>>132029514
>black women gets bleached
>dad actually sticks around

i hate leafs as much as the next man but i fail to see the problem here..

>>132028196

You never know the day is young...

if somebody else won't step up, I might have to do it myself!

>>132029856
>no cool funs
No what? Hunting, tending to my maple trees, teasing my hounds, swimming in the lake, bruh, you've been inside too long
>>132029897
There's an ISP that broadcasts over cell towers, 9$ a month, yes jewish as shit, but it's OK

>>132026583
Orleans Catholic High school kid here. What up

>>132030050
Hell you could shoot off a massive fireworks show once per provenance with dancing chicks in hokey local garb at each one, and in the course of an hour you'd make 10 years worth of US 4th of July and New Year's celebrations look trite and foolish.

>>132029856
>no cool funs
No what? Hunting, tending to my maple trees, teasing my hounds, swimming in the lake, bruh, you've been inside too long
>>132029897
There's an ISP that broadcasts over cell towers, 90$ a month, yes jewish as shit, but it's OK , I had to build a tower tough, cuase I kinda live in a valley

>>132030061

Why not? I'm an expat white Brit myself, and there have been others trickling into this area in recent years

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>>132030073

JUST

>>132028659

Holy fuck I haven't watched CBC for years... Mansbridge looks like an old geezer!

>>132030238
funs as in guns

>>132030238
Is a hunting license expensive?

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>>132029813
>>132029841
Noted, but can you tell me anything more specific?

>>132030144
Don't, We need to make Canada look so bad, to start a Civil War.

>>132030344
>Mansbridge looks like an old geezer!

Bet he still wishes he was banging Wendy

>what makes you proud to be a canadian today?
>uhhh, well, multiculturalism

good lord

I can't be assed to look at any of this tripe.

Can someone give me a tl;dr? And any mentions of anything related to Quebec? I'm guessing the only people celebrating in Montreal right now are the usual anglos and brown people (and it'll probably be an even smaller crowd than usual given the weather).

Outside Montreal I can't imagine there being much of anything going on, except for our local cucks in Gatineau heading over to Ottawa.

>>132028764

In theory... /poltheory/

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>>132030252
FUCK

>>132029470

childrens of immigrants who thinks they're first generation canadian are brained washed or just plain stupid and don't understand how generation works or they've traveled in time machines and changed something we don't know

>>132030369
It's cheap as fuck.

https://www.ontario.ca/page/hunting-licence-fees-ontario-residents

Gun licence set me back $400 I think, but that's a once off cost. Shotgun $500 all in. SKS $300. Good hunting rifle $1200.

>there were so many, uh
>well
>LARGE areas of water and, uh
>it took a long time to drain

OK, on to our next guest

no way, is that a white family with a bunch of kids?
RARE

>>132030480
Kid, looks like from my neighborhood, 2 Fat

Ahmed, Mohammed, Ali, Abu Bakr, Omar, Abdul

there I saved your time

THIS
STREAM
ISN'T
DIVERSE
ENOUGH
REEEEE

>>132030480

The rote answers are like something out of a Communist country. Imagine if somebody went off-script and said "this country was built by Europeans which is why it's so great"?

OH LOOK EVERYONE
IT'S THE FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED FAMILY

REPORTER NOPES IT OUT

>>132029093

Merry old England isn't so merry today. lol.

Relax Nigel, we all know it a drecky show and well try to do better next year.

>>132030351
>funs as in guns
Yes, I just got a (used) mini-14 chambered to .308 last month, fun as hell>>132030369
>Is a hunting license expensive?
Fuck no, just go into Canadian Tire, 47$ and change for the year

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So does native culture actually exist or is it entirely reconstructionist nonsense developed by whites?

is this guy an indian or some semi nigger

> little kid
> "I like the military fast jets and guns"
> Quickly shutdown by the reporter
FUCK YOU

>>132030790
Native culture died the day they took alcohol out of Listerine

>>132029315

Vitamin D..no?

No wonder the guy has been suffering from scurvy all these years... get a glass of Orange juice STAT!

>>132025087
there will be one white, a woman, to appease the filthy goy tax payers.

It's mostly an abstract ideal that leftists interact with.

>>132025087
isn't that evil nationalism?

Oh look, another first-generation Canadian. Time to reflect on immigration.

>>132030770
>mini-14 chambered to .308 last month
Why didn't you get a M&P10 or something?

>>132030836
guns are a very important part of canadian western culture

>>132025087
FUCK CANADA

HAIL HITLER

HAIL TRUMP

HAIL OUR PEOPLE

>>132030790
>or is it entirely reconstructionist nonsense developed by whites?
pretty much this

>>132030790

There are the genuine, individual cultures still perpetuated locally on a very limited basis and mostly by older people, and then there is the "Nativeness" bullshit which is purely political and basically all about pretending to be morally superior to Whitey and demanding more money. As far as the real stuff goes, about 15 years ago I visited a reserve to see some traditional boat-builders and some of the 20-something guys there could barely speak English

>>132030998
Tell me you wouldn't fuck her nigger jamaican ass?

>>132031010
I know, I'm brimming. The reporter disagreed.

>>132030854
>Native culture died the day they took alcohol out of Listerine
kek, we have injuns die every year trying to run booze from civilization to the 'dry' reserves up north, their last dying breath is probably a huff off their stolen snowmobile's gas tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G44xTr8D_bw

GOOD BYE PAUL

>talking shit about stars and stripes

>>132031096
Once in a while there's be a black girl working the checkout isle or something that I think is unexpectedly attractive, but by and large I'm just not attracted to darkies.

>>132025087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JayBX1WqMaw

perfect helicopter ride gif potential

>DUDE
>DRUMPF
TWO WALLS NOW

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>>132030073
>4 mongrel niglets running around

>>132025893
country is white as fuck, you nigger.

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>>132025087
>Canada is a shit c-

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These people are at the same fucking event. It looks like they are literally only 20 or 30 meters away from each other. Why the fuck don't they just sit down at a table to chat? I get it that they want reporters in the crowd but there is no crowd here.

>>132029939
This is the only correct solution.

>>132031203
god this kike is creepy

>>132031005
>Why didn't you get a M&P10 or something?
I bought the mini off a nieghbour, it was just there for a good price, so I grabbed it. I really like it

>>132031223
Is that a patriotic hard-on nipples?

>>132031244
>21,000 people by official estimates

Canada you snow niggers are on fucking notice.

>>132031244
Right but the party is just getting started and the crowd is really going wild, isn't it? Are you even listening to the reports?

And we've got hours to go before the really big night-time celebrations!

>>132031244
Maybe they want to make it seem like the crowd is bigger?

it makes me sick seeing chinks waving canadian flags

>>132030790
well there's native culture which is just floating around here and there by the older people and then we have "native culture" which involves drinking Listerine, sniffing gas and demanding gibs

>>132026276
If you live in Cape Breton, is it a requirement to tell everyone that you're from Cape Breton?

>every single sentence is translated into French
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ON A GAGNÉ
N

A

G
A
G
N
É

Friendly reminder: this shit show(CBC) is 100% taxpayer funded

More angry stage performances obscured by the Old Anglo man leaving the stage.

>>132031473
>is it a requirement to tell everyone that you're from Cape Breton?

Yes, just as it's a requirement to be on EI. Part of the reason we're so vocal about it though is because most other Canadians despise us

CONTINUE TO BE THE PROUD CARING DIVERSE PEOPLE OUR ANCESTORS HANDED DOWN TO US

>continue to be the proud vibrant diverse country our ancestors handed down to us
nigga what?

>>132029514

Ugh Toronto.

>>132031565
>Friendly reminder: this shit show(CBC) is 100% taxpayer funded
That is not a friendly reminder buddy, I've already downed 10 beers trying to forget that friend

>another 150 years
you're lucky if you go 150 months without the wheels falling off the wagon

>>132031615
BE A GOOD CITIZEN HANZ
YOU MUST BE THE BEST CANADA THAT CANADA CAN BE

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>>132031586
>Goodbye Peter!

>>132031588
>>132031586
>>132031565
Happy 150th Birthday Canada, We need a fucking civil war to cull the niggers and chiongs. Sad there is no Truck of Peace sighting.

>>132031734
>the absolute state of british columbian youth

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>>132031688
>without the wheels falling off the wagon
Checked, the jokes on you anon, we have been on skids since 1965

>>132030854
Fucking kek

>>132031734
>3 White bois
>RARE

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>>132031734
What did they mean by this ?

I thought they were streaming all day?

>>132026178
there can only be one GOAT you stupid fucking leaf.

>>132028580

Doesn't your country keep getting blown up, and then you stand around twiddling your thumbs.

Day of the Scheer soon.

>>132031868
The excitement is just getting started m8

>>132026163
bloody caesar

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>>132031859
Stop jerking off and pay attention