4th of July

>>132021756
>This is the most important day in the history of the only country that matters in the world.

Why do Americans always put down other countries?

>>132022531
They are scared shitless of everyone since 9/11.

Are you going to import a bunch of non-whites and let them fuck your wife too? You cant neglect your people's favorite pass time

>>132021756
Only 9 inches? I got a twelver goin

>>132021756
how do you make a burger like that? i have hamburger for dominion day. my patties never look like bistro style. do i have to mix with ground steak or something?

>>132022531
>Why do Americans always put down other countries?

Yeah, because you faggots don't still refer to us as "the colonies"

If only burgers looked as good in real life.

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I'm going to enjoy some delicious American food.

>>132022655
OHHHHHH PLEASE DON'T EVEN UTTER THE WORD 9/11.
I can't bare these scars as I type this any longer.

Let the blood drain from meine veins.

>>132022869
>Identifying your ally as the common ancestry / history is that unites us is a bad thing.

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>>132021756
I am gonna hang out with the family, go swimming in the pool, make bbq and potato salad, and watch the parade which is right next to our house. If I have extra time I might watch Independece Day.

>>132021756
Gonna go work and then come home to relax and enjoy a bacon cheeseburger with BBQ sauce.

Gonna crack open some burgers, eat a few guns, launch some beers and grill some fireworks

>>132022980
> American Flavored

Closet cannibals.

>>132022980

Classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR8a8nCM4c

>>132022531
Let's face it, America, Russia, Poland, China and North Korea are pretty based unlike the UK

364 days out of the year:
>Britain and US best Allies
>You can't break up our "special relationship"
>Five-Eyes
>One of the strongest political relationships in the world

4th Of July:
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK, FILTHY COLONY!
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!
>#1#1#1#1#1 WHERES YOUR MUN FLAG?
>52% WHITE
>*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*

>>132021756
That sounds like a good idea anon. I have a lot of homework to do but im in the Marines and ill try and get a bunch of people togethor to go to the beach and bbq.

>>132023511
checked and keked

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>Independence day
>what do?
>Eat greasy disgusting unhealthy food
>Down copious amounts of sugar
>Muh land of the brave
Absolutely pathetic subhumans on the planet, no wonder they're getting replaced in their own lands

>>132021756
Fuck the 4th of July
Celebrate Patriots Day instead

>>132022531
Because every country should think that big of themselves, and don't be a fucking cucks
That mindset is what made America what is it

>>132022857

Dice a piece of bread up into tiny chunks.

Add an egg or two to the ground beef (depending on how much beef you're using).

Ez.

If you want even crispier, add a little bit of olive oil to the burger mix.

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>>132021756
See pic.

>>132021756
>what will I do on the 4th of July
Celebrate the abuse of the white man here, celebrate faggotry and transexualism, celebrate degeneracy, celebrate with my fellow debt cattle (fellow Americans)

HOORAH

>>132021756
BBQ FIRE WORKS FLAMING ARROWS IN A DENSELY POPULATED NEIGHBORHOOD WHILE FLYING OLD GLORY AND MAKING FUN OF FOREIGNERS.

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So many triggered non Americans

>>132023894
Celebrate the killing and land stealing of the Indians and shoving them in zoos.

>>132022531

Because we can you snaggletooth fuckstick.

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>>132023511
Seems accurate, best ally keeps it real.

>>132021756
I am waking up early and going fishing with my brother, taking my grandma to the 4th of July parade downtown. Then I'm grilling burgers and drinking beer followed by a swim in the lake. Finished off by lighting off some fireworks until my family takes the boat to the middle of the lake to watch fireworks. God bless this great nation and the state of Wisconsin.

Im driving down to Wildwood for the day

>>132023774
You mean that mindset got us where we are at?

>>132023894
Stfu you boot.
Its either
>Rah
or
>Err

>>132024134
>Willingly goes to New Jersey

wew lad

>>132024091
>Not eating your fish and chips out of a newspaper with lead flavor like a true bong.
wew fag
>>132024111
Will you shart yourself like a true American?

>>132024019
They were doing that long before we got here with eachother.

They wanted to make a deal for the "zoos"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur0YWomy5YU

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>brown people holidays

>>132023182
Dont listen to him britbro we love you island goyim

The america of today is an insult to the founding fathers. 1776 will commence again.

>>132022980
is that cheese (((KOSHER)))???
if not, you're not a true patriot without paying your fee to your (((masters)))

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god bless ameriga XDDD

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>>132024019
>implying there's anything wrong with 'murdering' disgusting redskins
What is it with all you different colored shitskins uniting as one against white people?

>>132021756
Those burgers mmmmmm

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>>132021756
SHOOT GUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

>>132024500
Why don't you go kill yourself leaf

>>132024500
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT THOSE BASED JEWISH RABBIS BLESS OUR FOOD TO MAKE SURE ITS COMPATABILE WITH THE BASED KABBALLAH STOP THE ANTI SEMITISM #ISRAELYES

>>132024019
the noble savage is a myth.
they were brutal, killed each other in horrible ways and many were not farming or settling lands

>>132022804
Mine is 22"

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>you'll never be american

>>132024019
Why do Europeans SAY that they are white, but then always get mad about white Americans conquering the natives for land and resources?

>>132024136
Liberal cuck mindset is what got you where you are at.

Is it safe for an Englishman to be in the US on the 4th? Or would i be a dead man?

>>132024747
36 here

>>132024830

48 here. People think I've got a third leg

>>132024749
That brought a tear to my eye thank lord Jesus that I'm not europoor.

Remember to respect all veterans. No loud fireworks. Thank them for service instead.

>>132024749

Damn that's nice

>>132024646
top kek im not Canadian

>>132024785
I will track you down and tar and feather you

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>>132021756
I can't wait to BBQ with my family then lose a few decibels of hearing to my neighbor firing off his automatic weapon collection

>>132024666
waste of digits,
do they bless the cheese before or after sucking baby penis blood??

>>132024785
Dont wear the union jack.

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>>132024785
You brits are alright. Don't come to America tomorrow.

>>132024956
kek

>>132024749

Holy jesus. Real food finally. Unlike that webm where they dump a bunch of shit on Doritos

I'm driving to a friend's in Pennsylvania. He might actually reschedule if it rains. It's a sacred holiday. You don't fucking move Independence Day.

>>132024996
Canadian doesn't understand irony, not suprised

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USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

I might go to the gym, otherwise I'll just stay home to study and jerk off.

>>132025107
i understand irony i was going along with your rabbi joke calm down

>>132023182

It's condescending, dad. We're all grown up now.

>>132024785
Just keep away from blacks and mexicans. The only thing you might have to worry about is some drunk guy blowing his fingers off with fireworks, but I've never seen it happen or known anyone who has known anyone who did that before like the 1970's. Fireworks are explicitly illegal in my state, but the police just look the other way in white neighborhoods as long as nobody gets hurt. It's a pretty good deal and accidents have never happened in my area despite us blowing off top-size mortars. If you wear anything patriotic for a country other than America though, you'll probably get bantzed by everyone, even children and the elderly.

>>132025220
FUCK YOU LEAF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

USA USA USA USA USA USA

I'm not going to be doing anything, as I don't do anything anymore.

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>>132023511
kek
you're alright, muhammed.
you are the part to our parcel. UK + US = BFFs 4evr

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>>132023182
>Unification
>Good
Not when the UK gib's government unfairly taxes and doesn't treat colonists as citizens

>>132025325
LOLOL

>>132024749
THICC

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>>132025027
they're on the the list of travel bans from muslim countries, so they couldn't if they wanted to anyway

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>>132021756
I'm gonna get high and watch the fireworks.God bless america.

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>you'll never be american

>>132023511
The only autistic screeching i see is coming from you, Muhammad.

>>132025722
>trying to pass off the Mexican national cuisine as american

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

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>>132024785
Not if you know whats good for ya.

>>132025889
I'm not Muhammad, Sanchez.

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Im a fat cripple who never leaves my bed anymore.

So...you know, I'm just going to wallow in my own shit and filth, masturbate a little bit, watch flat earth videos and eat oatmeal pies

Same shit, different day, basically.

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>>132025452
Fucking Spanish-nigger get out of this America thread. You disgusting shits unleashed the evil that is Mexico upon our entire country. You have done more damage to this country than the Jews.

Gonna collect my monthly $4.586.000 paycheck then jump in my lambo & drive home to one of my mansions. On the 4th I'll probably have a trip with 10 escorts in my private jet and sniff coke off their tits while they suck my 9.5 incher off a few times.

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>>132024785
Of course it is, if it makes you feel any better, my ancestors were british.
>in b4 not white

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>>132023185
My goyium :)

>>132025946
Sorry, my bad.

Mohammed.

>celebrating a collateral of one of our wars
wut

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>>132025668
We are in no place to talk.

>>132021756
I have to go to work. Nothing says freedom like double time pay.

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>>132026199
>happened during obama's terms
So what

>>132026199

did somebody lose their keys?

>>132021756
Shoot up a school?

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>>132024019
Just goes to show what happens when you have unrestricted immigration

>>132026199
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????
I never seen this!!!
Fucking OBONGO

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>>132026199
they are bowing to the capital dome, not allah, while chanting "We are not worthy!"

>>132026199
That's probably the entire Muslim population of America in one pic lmao

>Be English
>Throughout the year other countries celebrate independence from you.
>Some people use it as an excuse to be Anti-British and just harass you.
>"Geez I'm glad I'm not British"
>Treat events that happened hundreds of years ago as present day

Thanks guys :'(

>>132023774
Thanks mexibro.

>>132026505
>shooting up an empty building

Stupid non-country

>>132026807
England doesn't act this way on the day of our independence (1066).
>Fuck Germany, UK UK UK UK
>I'm so glad i'm not german
>"God save the queen" playing loudly
If we did this people would call us dicks, but its ok if its anti-british.

>>132024734

"They were killing each other and some weren't farming"

That could literally describe any race. Use your brain you retard.

>>132026790
>That's probably the entire Muslim population of America in one pic lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edc4NNggj-w

>>132026541
Touche!

>>132027087
Oh geeze, it's just banter Nigel.

Grow a pair.

>>132027223
It's not, you wouldn't understand. Wait for California to be independent and gloat about it to you every year.

>>132027149
Looks like the same amount of people to me

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>>132025993
>Shill
Yeah you mean we gave the treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, the gadsden purchase, Puerto rico, Cuba(you blew that one), Guam and more but you let Juan in with the Bracero system

>>132026868
Unlike in dumb ass burgerland, schools are put to use during summer in other parts of the world. Maybe this is why your education is failing.

>>132023774
Yes, a little pride and confidence will go a long way. Hope you make Mexico great someday, pedro

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>>132022531
Fuck off, faggot. What do you pussies do on the 4th? Cry tears of regret into your cuppa?

>>132027304
LOL

My mom is from LA. California can fuck off.

>>132027442

you morons probably just need the extra months to get caught up to us.

>>132021756
>I'm gonna BBQ some burgers, ribs, etc and get my 9 incher sucked off a few times.

Could you sound anymore insecure about your tiny penis?

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>>132021756
Going to the u.p. for bbq, drinking, swimming, hiking, and parades

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>>132027304
hahahaha Thinking the Feds will ever cede clay

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>>132022531
>little muhammad flipping shit because the truth sounds like an insult to him and his little rapidly declining 2nd world shit festival

LMAO at your fucking LIFE, chump. fuck off and go play with the family fuck-goat if you can't hang you punk bitch.

>>132022531
Because amerifats are a bunch of racemixed jewloving mongrels who are envious of others. Their country is full of kikes, cucks, shitskin immigrants and niggers.

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>>132021756
Hope you choke on all if it you traitor cunt.

>>132022655
I know it's only bantz, but you're not far from the mark. Before then, we were kind of like the neighborhood doofus- happy-go-lucky, just bumbling along being everybody's friend, always willing to loan out a few bucks.

Then 9/11 happened and the doofus found out that not everybody's his friend. He's still bumbling, but now he's jittery and irritable, and the rest of the neighborhood is remembering how big he is, and how destructive he can be when he's in the mood.

You fuckers made us this way, live with it.

>>132027442
Yes, all that failing education, yet we're still one of the only countries with a competent enough space program to land on the moon. Also one of the only countries that even matters. Belgium could literally disappear and no one would notice, except for other non-countries.

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>>132027612
Faggot detected

>>132021756
I'm gonna be doing nothing but have fun on your Independence Day in Burgerland.

>>132027523
Ok then, here's a better example, imagine the confederacy states celebrating yearly they're independence from the other states.

>CSA CSA CSA CSA
>Fuck you shit states, you jelly!?


>>132027490
^ See, people use the day to be anti-british, so much hate.

>>132021756
Ill probably let some nigger fuck my wife while I eat some butter true amerilard style

>>132022531
In their defense the shittiest members of the continent regularly take potshots at America, whether it be elitist Frenchmen, limp-wristed britbongs, self righteous alecucks, or communist Spaniards

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>>132027442
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>>132027704
but ass hurt leafs have been telling me that it was actually them who burned down the white house for all these years

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>>132027704
Suck my red white and blue dick ya limey faggot

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>>132027917
>yuro humor

>>132021756
It's my birthday. I'll get drunk.

>>132023774
based Mexican

I won't be doing shit cause I'm a N E E T loser. Will probably go watch the fireworks at night with my mom. I need to sort myself out.

>>132021756

Already got my black bean burgers marinating. Prepping my seitan brisket to grilll on the 4th. My wife has already started making vegan pies. We'll also have fresh fruits and veggies-- don't worry!

And as a special treat this year we'll be using our own pickled sourkraut and kim chi and homemade katsup and mustard for the veggie dog station that'll be set up for the kids.

Bought my wood chips last week. Tested them out with a small batch of roasted habanero salsa I made yesterday.

Looking to be another great 4th down here in the Heart of Dixie.

>>132027897
If Britain celebrated getting rid of you yearly you'd chimp out.

All I'm asking is you celebrate your independence but also respect Britain as your ally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MosJmb55V4U

>>132023774
You can think big of your own country without looking down on others.

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>>132026199

>>132027897
You do know the day of independence celebrates an official break with monarchy in favor of a republic, not a slight against the British people? Otherwise the colonists would have been damning themselves, which would have been strange. You sound extremely offended at the idea that others would not like to share the same type of government as you.

Notice how Canadians aren't being complete cunts to us today? But in 3 days we'll get the shitstorm.

>>132028787
I'm offended because some of your citizens don't know this, and do personally attack me as an Englishman.

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>>132028056
lol we literally weighed up what was was defending, America or a literal rock, i believe we made the right choice.

>>132028787
mob mentality*

>>132029006
Is there anyone other than Sheneequa or Rodriguez who doesn't know that the colonies were of British stock?

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>>132029006
>I'm offended

>>132024136
>>132024778
A jew just called you a cuck. Id stop criticizing other nations' pride

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>>132023774

>>132022531
If I were in their shoes I'd be way more smug about it.

Also, I'm sure Brits were just as smug a few hundred years ago, when they mattered more than Norway.

>>132029273
>"We're not of British stock, most of us are German"

>>132029304
Let me shit on your country, tell me how offended you feel.

>>132029273

WE WUZ PLYMOUTH ROCKS

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>>132029456
>implying Norway has ever been relevant ever
>implying us "giving up" America didnt work to our advantage

>>132029006
Canadians never declared their independence from you. Everything they do is still with the permission of the Queen's representative, the Governor General.

The US actually fought to declare its independence. Of course we are allies now but come Tuesday we have no choice but to bring the banter. It's friendly anyway.

>>132029486
The made-up quote you greentexted is referring to the fact that the midwest was settled by a great number of German immigrants. The 13 colonies were all populated by mainly British and some Dutch settlers.

>>132027604
>>132027835
>>132027993
All the memes, no real content. I do feel bad for the US, I like it actually.

>American education in decline
>needing Russia to get to space

Better brush up on Spanish Anons, they're coming.

>>132029486
>Let me shit on your country, tell me how offended you feel.
You oversensitive pussy. People shit on America all the time, even other Americans.

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>>132029586
>implying Norway has ever been relevant ever

We're not high up, but you're still beneath us.

>>132029456
Bill Gates, Richest man in the world:
"I am so great, i am so great, lulz no money for you, I am so great"

Sounds like a cunt right?

USA, Biggest economy in the world:
"USA USA USA USA #1, lulz no moon for you"

This is fine?

>>132029619
India also fought for their independence, whens the last time you heard them act like this?

>>132022531
Oh come on it is fun. Their pride is almost contagious.

>>132029694
White Americans perform better than Belgians on international tests.

http://isteve.blogspot.com/2013/12/overall-pisa-rankings-include-america.html

>>132029845
They can't even shit in a fucking toilet. If I was British, I'd be embarrassed that they won their independence.

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I'm going to collect the salt in this thread to use on my burger beef. I should have enough leftover to give out to my neighbors. It's going to be a great 4th!

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>>132030088
Amen, brother.

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>>132029762
WAAH REMOVE KEBAB FROM UK
WE NEED BREXIT
STOP IMMIGRANTS FROM COLONIZING US

in that same breath:

WE COLONIZED THE ENTIRE EARTH.
PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IS BRITISH CLAY

this is fine?

>>132029750
Would you say with the middle east celebrating attacks against you that happened a few ago. You ok with letting them do this, not too oversensitive are you?

>>132023614
Gee, i wonder where you are from

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>>132029756
sure you are Ragnar

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Working. I was unaware this was a holiday weekend. At least I'll be getting 8 hours of vacation time since holiday pay doesn't exist here.

Don't have too much fun, /pol/. While y'all are at parties and other gatherings, this is what I'll be seeing.

>>132029845
India was brought up under British rule. The American colonies were mostly on their own under salutary neglect, and had achieved a quality of life such that the average lifespan was above 70.

Meh, I've always liked Americans and America, but I don't really view them as a country, they're more like a country-sized amusement park where you go to have fun and then you come back and live in the real world. Americans are great but they're actually quite insane, at least from my experience touring their universities. If their way of thinking prevails(it won't, but if it does), we're all fucked. Because they're not capable of facing reality.

>>132026807

Fuck you limey! We will NEVER forgive you milquetoast mayonnaise monkeys for the tea act of '73!

>>132030185
No its not fine. But do we have National British Empire day as we can officially do this annually?

>>132021756
probably get drunk outside with family and rant about hitler not being that bad. you know, a usual night.

Any other military bros here? Gonna have one bell of a time I tell you what

>>132030448
See, still exists to this day.

>>132030468
If it was the other way around, american's would bitch and complain just as much as I am.

>>132030330
I'm sure striking up conversation with strangers in public or smiling while making eye contact appears quite strange to you indeed

>>132024883
88" here, this is impractical and silly as it's only 0.5" wide. Basically like a small hosepipe flapping around

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>seeing a fireworks show with monster trucks, first time
>light off mortars at my cousin's pad and get stoned off my ass

>>132030665
If they're gonna treat us this way, maybe we should update our relationship with the US to be more like North and South Korea.

>>132030516
That was an obvious joke

>>132030665
It did happen. It's called Vietnam

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OH BEAUTIFUL FOR GRACIOUS SKIES

>>132030719
You made me spit out my pepsi laughing

Hope you all have a great day.

>>132030516

C'mon. "milquetoast mayonnaise monkeys" didn't give it away? Just funnin' ya.

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>>132021756
i know what im gonna be doing on july 4 lol no just kidding congrats ameribro i hope yall have a good time

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>>132030875

>>132021756

daily reminder than on the 4th july kebab >burger

>>132030703
well that is the strangest ad hominem I've ever received, I...don't really know what to say to that, honestly.

See what I mean?

>>132030918
They're all "obvious jokes", Vietnam is not the same, you need a few states to secede for a few hundred years to get a similar comparison.

>>132031036
Not really in the funnin' mood atm :(

I'm employed at a grocery store part time to help pay for college. So sadly I'll be at my job on the 4th.

>>132031211
Its referring to how Europeans are often put-off by American extroversion and don't know how to react to it. You do sound like you have autism though

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>>132030969
>GRACIOUS
FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN

>>132031401
They are? Aren't the Americans ones who are put off by Europeans kissing male cheeks and hugging and so on?

>>132022857
Lard. You need lard.

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>>132022531
>the truth hurts my feelings

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>>132031299
Sorry to hear that.

Hopefully your hard work will pay off to where your future employment gives you weekends and holidays off.

>>132030330
American universities aren't very American at all. Avoid them.

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Probably nothing

like my birthday last week

>>132031273
Vietnam was a morale blow but one that ultimately did not blunt the growth of American power or change the course of the Cold War. Britain lost the colonies but would continue to defeat Napoleon and annex much of Asia and Africa. Vietnam celebrates its victory and Ho Chi Minh is a great hero. Doesn't stop the Viets from being close partners in military and trade with the US today.

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>>132022531
>Why do Americans always put down other countries?
Well we ARE pretty awesome

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>>132031745

>>132022857
You need a fatty ratio in your ground beef. Make the patties a little thinner than normal and toss them on a searing hot griddle. Sear the one side, flip, and then cover with a lid for a minute or two.

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>>132031745
h-happy birthday

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>>132031527
Its mainly northern Europeans who are.

>>132031947
t-thank you

>>132031687
see: >>132029762
You don't need to parade this shit over me every fucking day.

>>132031763
So you're saying losing a war with Vietnam is on par with losing a colony? And the morale blow is the same? I'd also like you to switch the population numbers of Vietnam and the USA when they celebrate this. Give them all the media too.

>>132031740
Well I won't claim to be a man of the people, but universities are where most leaders of tomorrow come from, they're a fairly accurate representation of the people who will be in power in the future, no? And when future leaders try to stop a law professor from twching them about rape law because it's "traumatising", I just have to point and laugh

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>4th of jew lie

America is a homo-masonic gangster state. The 4th July is probably Satan's birthday.

>>132032128
How can you have nothing to do? You live in USA, you've got fucking everything there. Even if you've got no friends, there's plenty to enjoy still. Sort your head out m8

Gonna drive around with a big US flag on my vehicle and blast the "America fuck yeah!" Song on repeat

>>132031414
FOR PURPLE MOUNTAIN MAJESTIES

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>>132021756
greetings from britain
i'll be praying for fireworks again

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>>132021756
Gonna BBQ, shoot tons of guns, get really drunk and smoke a lot

Murrica

>>132032218
>So you're saying losing a war with Vietnam is on par with losing a colony?
Yeah, kind of. A great deal in why it succeeded is because it became a proxy war between Britain and France, with the French spending a great deal of money to make it happen. Trade pretty quickly resumed and Britain still controlled the rest of its North American possessions.
Britain mainly dumped its religious whackos and other misfits into its colonies. It wasn't like they couldn't do without.

>>132024136
The mindset of opening your borders to shitskins and wanting to be a minority in your own country got you into the shitter where you're at

>>132024380
>brown
>people
Pick one

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>>132032556
>>132032623
What an asspained little bitch-boy faggot

Legit question here: how comfy is the 4th of July over there?
Do you have military parades with even more burger flags in the street and shit like that?

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>>132032623
>OY VEY, BRIT!
>D-DON'T HATE ON AMERICA!
>just 'cause we're all filthy KIKES in America don't mean shit!
>(lets off gun)
>(fends off mexican invaders)
>(prays to jesus)

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>>132023511
It's tradition, don't knock yourself up about it

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>>132031846
No one gives a shit about your homosex outside your shithole of acountry fat brown manlets.

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>>132032879
LOL
you filthy amerikikes are so stupid!
pray to jesus, eat a burger and try not to get house-invaded by a mexican drugs cartel, dequan!

>>132024749
iwantoneiwantoneiwantone!

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>>132026199
All those asses need a good kicking

>>132023614
Gee, it's almost as if that's the case in all of Europe too. Fucking retarded flagposters

>>132032762
So I'm gonna say, losing a state from your union would be on par with losing a war with Vietnam?

I whole proposal is, just stop mocking us on a yearly basis, its all i ask.

>>132033059
Maybe you should change it

>>132029970
KEK so we (rest of the world) get the average, you get to call it by skincolor? Retard.

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>>132033224
>Fucking retarded flagposters
sure thing, DeShawn

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>>132033241
I don't think we can. I mean, I don't mock Britain at all, I love your country and it's past glories but the common American is so caught up in bullshit that upon hearing the word Britain they immediately sperg out.

I wouldn't pay any mind to them. It's like the autistic kid having a tantrum in a store, just walk right by.

>>132032912
>how comfy is the 4th of July over there?
Quite... Family, friends, and communities get together and have big cookouts and drink until the sun goes down. Then we bust out the fireworks and blow up shit up all night long. Maybe a few mag dumps thrown in there, as well.

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>>132032364
>muh Iluminerty

>>132032364
>4th of Jew lie

Kek

>>132033505
Would you burgers get pissed if I came down from leafistan and partied too? I'm from a small comfy uncucked town not leftist hellhole

>>132033505
That sounds cool actually, happy 241st anniversary then
>mfw when i'll never be a burger

>>132033241
I thought Brits could handle banter, I guess not.

>>132033392
>race = skin color
The "poor education system" meme is pushed by leftists who literally don't understand that improving our education system does nothing to raise up low IQ nonwhites, who already form a majority in our public school system.

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>>132023774

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>>132033069
YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE US

>>132033787
Nah man, despite what you may see here, Canadians are welcomed. You guys are alright.

>>132033489
They should teach it in school "This happened a long time ago, treat modern day British people as equals".

You also have to remember the US population is 5 times larger than the UK. It would be like having 5 autistic kids tantruming at once, you'd need a swat team for that amount of autism.

>>132033796
Sometimes banter can dig deep and really hurt :(

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>>132033789
Thanks, frogbro... I hope you guys get your shit sorted out soon.

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Gonna crack open a can of commie tears with the boys.

>>132034403
As if. They had their chance.

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>>132034087
No you.

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>>132033796
>banter
>>>/bant/

>>132034253
Casually taking the piss out the UK === Jeremy Clarkson + Richard Hammond banter.

Being anti-british, gloating in our face on the 4th === Jeremy Clarkson taking the piss out of Richard Hammond while he was in a coma after that car crash.

I know this is over the top, but banter has its limits.

>>132034458
No, there's still hope... However, the longer it takes, the more drastic the measured.

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>>132034433
america is the biggest proponent of communism

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>>132022531
Because they actually can. America is fucking great.

>>132034148
So just rip down on July 4 shoot off some fireworks and stuff would be cool

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>>132034536

>>132034510
>that photo-shopped image
original was Christie looking through the sneeze guard at Old Country Buffet

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>>132034706
LOL stupid burger christkike
pic related: your greatest "preacher"

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>>132034772

>>132034515
Fuck off

>>132034536
You're going overboard. Jesus Christ throwing tea into a harbor and complaining about commodities taxes is nothing like celebrating someone's agonizing death. Many more Americans died in the war than British anyway.

>>132034706
Just because you can doesn't mean you should, you don't have to be a dick, you choose to be one.

>>132034753
>I know this is over the top
I know the post is ludicrous, don't need the reaction images.

>>132034727
How close to the border are you, and are you friends with any Americans?

>>132023614
Awww little roach, don't be sad you have nothing to celebrate or be happy about.

Pic related, seeing you Turks dead always makes me happy.

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>>132034941
>Fuck off
OH SHIT
a filthy BurgerKike told me to -
>Fuck off
I know when I've been told
LOL
filthy burgerkikes
"i want me some NURGER like them famous Americans have"
dirty, dirty Americans

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>mfw people are still responding to this british faggot

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>>132035188
Forgot pic

>>132034991
planning to facilitate illegal immigration are you? you ARE just prejudiced towards mexicans!

BEHOLD the PINNACLE of the American Emipre
ALL GLORY TO McD's!!

>>132021756
>I'm gonna BBQ some burgers

Shut the hell up. You' might BBQ the ribs, but you're just going to grill those burgers.

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>>132035343

>>132034941
Well maybe since they're so into their "traditions" we should treat the war like it ended yesterday.

>celebrating someone's agonising death
Didn't this whole thing lead to a load of agonising deaths?

>>132032225
Liberal arts majors make up the majority of universities and will be the future waitresses and baristas

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>>132035275
>you ARE just prejudiced towards mexicans!
I never said I wasn't

>>132021756
What's on my agenda, personally? Hopefully National Guard in Chiraq by Monday so these pavement apes can get a front row seat to law and order.

>>132024785
You will be expected to participate in the merriment, to show there are no hard feelings.

You'll have to eat a burger that could feed a family in a lesser country for a week. You'll have to drink beer. Plan on running at least 3 mags through an AR-15. Ride in the back of a pickup while it spins donuts in a field. Go to a tractor pull.

At some point, your accent will be noticed. This is going to make you irresistable to a random chick wearing a cowboy hat and boots, Wrangler cutoffs, and a button down shirt. She will be very insistent on sex. Just go with it. The next day her tattoo'd boyfriend will be looking for "that English dude". This is when you become a Kiwi.

Welcome to America.

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>>132035517
i believe you
>i don't really

>>132035461
Most Britons weren't directly affected by the war. Yes people died during the war, but North America would not have been settled as much by Anglos if it hadn't happened. The British kept settlers from moving to the Ohio territory because they were too thinly stretched to protect them from Indian raids. Also many Loyalists moved to Canada, increasing the Anglo population greatly.

>>132035756
feelings are pretty hard right now desu

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>>132034950
America cna and Should. Simply because every other country is working harder than them to become a total communist shithole. Instead of getting nervous and start shaking because of what i'm saying, every fucker who dissagrees with it, should start working hard to make theirs country better, than wine about another country that is fucking great for saying so.

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>>132036031
>America
>great
LOL

Making a carne asada with all my illegal friends and there is nothing you can do about it.

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>>132036107
>t. The Londonistan.

>>132023789
Eggs are my golden ingredient.


The hamburger is 70% meat and 30% fat.

I add a substantial amount of garlic and dried herbs and knead, then form into patties and suck up compliments left and right.

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>>132024680

Traveling to china on the 4th. Cheap tickets.

>>132036107
Those are some based black men

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>>132036222
LOL
this filthy fucking AMERIKIKE thinks British accept the Muslim invasion
GIVE IT UP PEDRO

>>132025283
>but I've never seen it happen or known anyone who has known anyone who did that

It's not uncommon, though. My son works in an ER, fireworks mishaps are in the top 5 reasons for visits on the 4th. Alcohol poisoning tends to peak in the very early hours of the 5th.

This is in a rural college town in California, btw. Other places may get different stats depending on demographic makeup.

>>132035468
If only that was true. But the designed trajectory of your country makes me doubt it. You have actual "academics" who have spent their whole careers publishing papers about such inane bullshit that would get them laughed out of any serious insititution, and now these same people are tenured at places like Yale and Brown and Columbia. I'm fairly young so I won't say I remember when those places had actual meaning, but I remmeber reading about how those places had actual meaning.
And Dartmouth, jesus fucking christ

>>132035895
We're going off track, I have no issue with the history, I am just upset some american's throw it in our faces once a year.

>>132026485
Contact lens

>>132027704
This is hate speech. I have reported you to the police

>>132036576
>None of these Americans care what Britains thinks anyway
>The whole day is about being Anti-British, and if i complain about it once, they all jump on me like a mob.
If this is acceptable then I think the way treat Americans might need to change.

>>132021756
l'll be stocking shelves at Walmart.
FML

>>132032218
Seriously fuck off and have a sook Ahmed, can't wait until we get independence from Londonistan, no wonder your country is shit when you're all bitches

>>132036399
Do you need help buddy?

>>132037500
I'M NOT AHMED FUCK OFF!

>>132030719
You're doing it wrong. I only have 72", but quite girthy. Put sunglasses on it, people think I have a Siamese twin. Surprised the hell out of my spinster aunt when she went to kiss my "twin".

>>132034536
See
>>132037500

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>>132037291
I'm gonna drop by my local wal-mart and put pork in the halal section so you wagecucks have to replace the entire shelf

>>132037729
This is not your problem, I'm not taking your bait.

>>132037644
I'll believe that when you don't have Sunni Muslims for mayors and people don't die by terrorists for a year.

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>>132026199
Of course we do.