You all died.

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>>132020736

>>132020736
I'm scared anons, hold me.

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>>132020889
No need to be scared, it already happened. Doing a timeline of events to the last gasp of life on earth.

well... fuck?

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>>132020985
Yeah...if you understand now that you have all been lied to about everything. Do you know where you all actually are now?

sage because this isn't GLP

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>>132020783
what's this?

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>>132021124
Suck it faggot. You are going to watch how you all died and fucked up.

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>>132021189
in the latter half of the 20th century you all did something incredibly questionable.

>>132021083
where's the info from?

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>>132021320
Disaster information relay service that monitors the surface of earth. How's the 1080p universe treating you all?

>>132021440
well, given my location some textures are washed out and some are grey/missing...

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Notice how all the little 'blips' stop...the little 'blips' are the people reporting the spread of the plague they themselves accidentally created.

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>>132021575
Yeah, that's the power cells in your 'countries' running out. Nuclear fusion only lasts for so long. Just thought that it would be important for you bunch to get an idea of the situation.

- The people that are left don't know how to fix the power supplies.
- The power supplies are breaking.
- The few remaining people left are stone age.

More to the point the matrix you put yourselves in is breaking in inches and there isn't a hell of a lot to do about it.

>>132020736
Elaborate, please.

>>132021589
i bet shit wont happen

>>132022000
checkem

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>>132021948
Company named Baxter labs made H1N1 to make a vaccine to sell to a flu they produced in a lab. It got out of control obviously with the one world government being borderless and communist, it spread like wildfire without the borders to curb it's spread.

>>132022000
Shit already happened and most of you are the biproduct of a project that wasn't that well planned. This is just the notification that the 'matrix' service is about to go down hard without much notice.

You poor 'dreamers' are about to go offline.

>>132022083
Check'd and already happened. The dead deserve the right to know how it ended. You bunch are the last ones to notify.

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Last man standing.

China.

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China wins the world is what should be highlighted here...that and tribes that aren't connected to the communist jew cabal that WAS running things.

They are all dead now.

Good larp thread.

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Only place with 'blips' of life are literally the only places with people left in them. The rest of the systems are all running headless at this moment in time. Eventually they'll break and the map will go dark.

>>132022721
I wish I were LARPing. This is one of the only truths you will find here. Rest of it is silicon fiction that recycles media and news. Even the AI has given up judging by the quality and effort being done by the media right now.

The sleepers all slept too long.

Are these screenshots out of order?

This makes me sad. I was hoping humanity would go in a beautiful nuclear blaze and some faggot virus.

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>>132022974
Going from April to June. I have snapshots from everyday in 2011 until today.

Might want to mention something as well. Anyone going 'back' should be aware that AH9N7 is still very active and infects any type of organic life now except vegetation.

Earth isn't quarantined, but its certainly not safe.

this qualifies as some /x/ tier shit right here but i really dont know what to think about this one...

whats going on in this thread

will i have time to finish reading the stand, i only ever started it :/

Can you explain this in paragraph form? Interesting to read but not enough info.

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>>132023243
They are very stupid. What did they think would happen using virus weaponization technology? They seen $$ signs...the virus they released seen hosts.

>>132023305
If it were conspiracy, yes. But now this will become political since it will become very difficult to cover up.

That planet is the bread basket for many of you. Without those food shipments or energy shipments, it will be very hard to explain away the current situation in those of your houses that AREN'T 1080p countries.

>>132022929
I was wondering why I've been stuck in "reruns" for the past few years. Lazy ass AI...

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>>132023582
>All the meat suits on earth are dead.
>There is no longer an 'exit'.
>There are no more 'bridges'.
>Zero point is going to happen in one year on the 28th of August.

Nobody wins, everybody loses everything. That's what you are looking at. Since that's what happens when over capacity and playing with viruses

>>132020736
The world ended on Y2K.
This is limbo

>>132023649
shoot me some links regarding the strain of the virus pls

I was first to get sick with h1n1 in lithuania.. 3days in comatose state when i get on my feat schools go to carantine

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>>132023899
The AI gave up. 'Humanity' is now officially classified as extinct.

you posted on /x/ in march and didn't elaborate then either. please actually fucking explain in simple english what we are looking at

>>132022929
>Only place with 'blips' of life are literally the only places with people left in them
but im alive?

>>132020736
>>132020736
>we are already dead

what are you talking about, OP

Are you saying that a plague is about to sweep the globe?

Even if true, not everyone will be killed

>>132023257
How to get back?

>>132024033
go google the image information. Or AH9N7. You'll find the western media is absent, yet all the rest of the world is in a panic about it.

>>132024021
You understand now the whole panic about Y2K? If you are a digital person, it is an extinction level event.

Well...I'm off for a Canada day BBQ. Have a good one.

>>132024217
You aren't. You died. You are all dead.

>>132023913
What is meatsuit, - person?
What is bridges/exit?

Why are you talking like a doomsdayer?

If this is true I believe a full report without goofy code words is in order.

1. If we are dead or in pergatory or whatever why would anything happen to us in a year? How would we "wake up"?

2. Or so you mean we are locked in sleep type chambers a la matrix and that's when we will die when the power stops?

Hello ancap retard please articulate yourself better. What are we looking at, where are pics from, what gives them and you credibility, and what if I have a really strong immune system?

>>132024457
lmao

>>132024457
fuck of CPL. you have been tooting this horn for years

Also if we are dead how can we use the internet. The same internet not dead people use. It makes no sense. But it is fun ngl.

>>132024217
Yeah, I don't get it ether. OP talks in past tense "we are already dead" when we are clearly not already dead. Is he using hyperbole, or is he suggesting something deeper. I get the feeling that he literally thinks that everyone is literally and currently dead but doesn't know it yet.

>>132020736
Are you saying we are in a simulation and our true physical bodies are dead, thus no escape from this place? Or what?

OP is a drugged out lunatic by the name of "CPL" who goes around the internet spamming that we all got killed by a flu virus

Take this retarded happening conspiracy shit to
>>>/x/
At least explain wtf you're talking about before rambling on like a nut, fucking larper
sage

What year did we die?

And how come we have babies still? Ghost babies?

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>Well...I'm off for a Canada day BBQ. Have a good one.

Naturally.

He doesn't even include a legend to explain what all the symbols mean. But a fun LARP if you never seen it before.

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>>132024939
To prove my point, I am going to post OP's half baked ideas from other sites here so you all know how much of a goof he is

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>>132025245
In response to being called a nihilist

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>>132024227
Already happened. You are dead.

>>132024270
You don't. You are dead.

I know we are dead...
I know we are stuck as well.
How does one get out of this?

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>>132025278
CPL's musings on how an """AI""" could construct a person (he obviously doesn't understand machine learning)

>>132025323
You don't.

>>132025349
No I don't. But this is to inform you Hydro is pulling your plug.

Worst thread. Worse than every single Yellowstone eruption thread combined.

So the culprit is ai, not humanity that created a virus???

>>132025281
so, then, I must conclude that you think our consciousness/personality was digitized and uploaded to a simulation by an AI

why would a malevolent AI bother?

shitty larp
take of the flag leaf

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>H1N1 adapts and evolved into AH9N7
Okay? What the fuck does that mean and how does it relate to your picture?

No, seriously. Are the letters and numbers supposed to indicate entry and exit codons in the virus? If so, are you saying that this shit's easier to transmit? What do the colors mean?

You said this shit can now infect everything except vegetation, right? Is that what changed with the shift in the entries and exits or something? Either this shit can be contracted or spread differently now?

No, seriously, spoonfeed me like an idiot. Please.

>>132025414
>Hydro is pulling your plug.
what is Hydro?

>>132020736
I think op is playing plague inc

>>132025673
he is trolling you, google CPL zerohedge

>>132020736
>coughing today
Welp. Looks like I'm done for lads.
Remember my memes.

>>132025323
>>132020736
>Do you remember when you died yet?
>I know we are stuck as well.
Spoonfeed me this, too. Are you saying we're in some kind of simulated continuation of life and that we all died at some point? And that this "AI" is doing a shittier job now? What are you saying?

>>132025866
Okay.

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how much does it cost to move to Greenland's east coast and become a migrant hunter?

anyone know someone I can apprentice?

>>132026075
Goodbye, you FUCKING LEAF

>>132024457
>>/x/

>>132022394
Time to go to mars?

Delet this

>>132021306
what are you saying spooky anon

>>132025281
Makes sense. All the mindfucking synchronicities, all the """coincidences"""
They're part of the AI program fucking up while giving us a world that's a representation of our thoughts/fears.

At last I truly see

Sage and report this dumb LARPers thread

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>>132020736
Can someone well educated on the subject explain to me what the fuck is going on.

>>132026817
You died.

god fucking damnit I died

>>132022394
so what happens now op do we come out or are we just going to fade away...................

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>>132027113
we need the cruz

>>132027113
Without manteinance, the hardware will deteriorate. Parts of the program will glitch, some others will disappear altogether

>>132025673
i blame the chinese honestly, the chinese said that almost all of our chicken was going to be infected and we get some of our shit from china.

From what I understand:

-OP is not this CPL guy
-in 2011 H1N1 broke out across the world
-H1N1 was produced in a lab so Baxter Labs could make money off of a vaccine
-the virus got out of control and mutated into a new strain, AH9N7
-in a last ditch effort everyone was uploaded into some sort of VR Earth
-the real versions of us in the real world are moslty dead, anybody who isn't is Mad Maxing it right now
-with no way to resync(?) or real and virtual selves (because our real selves are dead), the VR world AI has essentially given up and we'll all go offline

Tht's how I read this anyway.

>>132020736
>>132020783

Oh wow some screen shots with no names, no sources no nothing. OH GEE OH MAN WHAT WILL WE DO

>>132027359
so what happens do we get a restart i kind of believe you i have one thing that makes me believe im already dead.

>>132027405

>Uploading consciousness

Oh boy I herd of stupid but this is takes the cake.

>>132020736
Oh God! When is summer over? Sage.

Is this the psychotics thread?

Why is there even /x/ anymore?

>>132027652
because muslims like you forget to sage.

You all now know you're in Hell and the New World Order elites are the servant demons to the Devil, the so called "fallen angels", and the Devil rules this Hell from behind a veil and the radical Islamists are the minions of Satan who are here to make you suffer.

>>132024752
OP probably has HIV and a psychosis.
Maybe he is LARPing about an infection which got us all infected already but didn't break out yet?

Why are mentalists such as OP allowed to post here? Care to elaborate, mods?

>>132027930
i mean im sort of going along him but not really, but its like fukishima power company says its ok, but guess what the radiation is already hitting the united states and spreading around the world

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>>132026817

My neighbor is outside raking her yard. I can hear it. Cars are going by. A cool breeze is blowing. It's weird to think that this is death, but everyone is continuing on as usual. I'm trying to remember what happened, but I can't. It seems like no one else can either. It's just like any other early summer day. Birds chirping, sirens in the distance, the periodic sound of planes going overhead, the repeated sound of a metal rake over grass.

Why can't I remember?

>>132028756
Your mind can't cope with death, no one can.

>>132028756
Because you are a murrican cowboy mong with no funtioning long-term memory?

The autism in this thread is hiting levels that shouldn't even be possible

tldr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU

if im dead and i kill myself right now do i die a second time

Explain to a literal retard. What the heck are you talking about? Write a paragraph instead of spamming cryptic one-liners.

>>132029218

You'll wake up and won't know you tried.

>>132028955
lol, thanks Germany. I'm a cowboy. All Americans make their living rustlin' cattle across the plains. Thank god the tumbleweeds have wifi or I'd never be able to shitpost on 4chan.

This is what you guys get for agreeing to Google's privacy policy

>>132029743

America is so advanced our tumbleweeds weeds have wifi. Meanwhile, Germany has just mosques. Feels good to be an American cowboy.

>>132021440
>132021440
suck it bitch, just bought a 4k TV
cant wait for that new xbox

>>132022645
I don't understand any of this... Can somebody link me to a youtube video or some reading materials?

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>>132020736

>red dot right over my state

>>132020736
>Do you remember when you died yet?
You mean like quantum death? Once I swear I got in a head on collision by a tractor trailer truck.

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>not living in a bunker 24/7 and being self sufficient already

I've been outside twice in the past year, pretty much 100% a cave troll.

>>132030143
i just hope so much that quantum immortality isn't real.

OP before i fade away can i get to fuck some lolis? I mean can we hack the AI so i can fuck some lolis or catgirls?

>>132029993
It's just some nutjob

>>132020736
finally, a positive thread.

>>132027417
honestly

>>132021189
What the fuck why does Poland have a church on every street, I mean great they are a good Christian right-wing nation but holy fuck

I unironically wish this was true. While reading this thread i realized suicide cults are redpilled

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>>132026274
HA dumb jews...you all lost.

>>132026525
Yeah...ever noticed that no one seems capable of independent thought any more. That's because of this. The 1080p 'universe' is soon going to go offline for good.

>>132026328
WE control the horizonal...
WE control the vertical...
WE do not forgive
WE do not forget

WE are here.

>>132031597
Suicide cults are blackpilled, they're not disillusioned they've just abandoned care for their illusions.

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>>132027359
They have been, but they are also programmed to ignore the global changes.

>>132027405
Yes, because the person that CPL was, is dead as of 2007. He was shot in the face and twice in the back of the head. People do not come back from death.

ever.

>>132032192
You are the suicide cult remainders. You are the children of those that caused this.

Prepare your anus.

>>132032476
So we just sit here and wait?

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This is a fun thread

>>132026817
Average pol larper.

>>132027417
>>132021124
>>132021948
>>132022000
>>132022721
>>132022974
>>132023582
>>132023481
>>132024119
>>132024504
>>132026274
>>132026817
>>132026749
>>132027630
>>132029079
>>132029266
>>132029993
GOD DAMNED NEWFAGS NEED TO BE FED
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php

>>132033312
I like threads like this as well. It is like interactive science fiction and good fodder for the imagination. It really does not belong on /pol/ however.

>>132033844
i don't disagree, but the alert map is a useful tool and everyone should use it from time to time. OP is definitely a larper

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>>132021189

this made me kek

>>132020736

Whats this LARP now? i'm intrigued

>>132035233
autists watches emergency alert map and spills spaghetti. that's all
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php

>>132020736
I too watched source code op

>>132022222
>>132033333
just checking quints. can anyone give me a quick rundown on this thread? i'm autistic and can't understand it

>>132024217
>>132024752
Not that i necessarily believe OP, but he's suggesting that everyone here is dead and that we're all in a coma state. That this isn't reality and that it's a matrix designed to act as if we're still alive along with an AI made to keep things running.
However, in this thought the AI has dropped in quality recently allowing more weird things to happen that wouldn't have thought to be possible before or things that are just plain silly.

>>132035233
Cats cradle.

>>132020736
>increased background radiation
But background radiation is decreasing. It's been decreasing since the 70s.

>>132035667
Like that has anything to do with the thread

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>>132035706
quick rundown
>we all died of bird flu in 2012
>AI is keeping our consciousness alive
>Power is running out and the program is starting to get glitchy.
>OP has schizophrenia

>>132023913

But my missus is pregnant i created a new computer program, with my dick?

>>132022394
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kill yourself schizo-fag

>>132020736
Packing my shit and moving to burgerland just in the nick o' time for the 4th of July baby! Wooouu!!
God bless America and fuck Mexicans !

>>132024373
Fucking leaf

>>132036070
Thanks. This seems like a good idea for a movie

>>132024752
You have to be killed before you are eaten

Its gnostic shit, you wouldnt understand

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ITT: actual schizophrenia

>>132023257
That will kill vegetation indirectly since insects do some pollination.

Is this some eugenics program, what's the red pill on this?

>>132023243
A true romantic.

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>>132036826
We love your attitude but learn the basics like, how to identify a commie, or basic gun knowledge. And if you raise a family don't fall for the gold diggers, niggers, or jews.

>>132037224
can you try to explain what you mean?

>>132037224
Naw, life's eternal, a chicken becomes a man via absorption. Think of life like a pool of liquid. Shapes are formed in the pool and then reformed.

>>132037921
I know I get a lot of jail for unregistered guns.
I'll start myself with a glock.
> identify a commie
Check, lived in a commie hell hole.
>basic gun knowledge
Keep the gun clean ad dry, don't use the finger on the trigger when you don't plan to shoot, get the safety off, don't keep a straight arm, squeeze
>gold diggers and junkies, niggers and jews and hippies
Got it.

>>132022929
1 nigger left in Niger.
This is a good RP op

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Can't some old fag fly in some new batteries?

>>132026328
RARE
A
R
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>>132020736
What's this radiation that is causing mutation and why aren't you talking about the new strain since AH9N7 is from 2014.

>>132025414
Leaf detected

So....Op has lost his mind orrrrr....

>>132036070
>AI is keeping our consciousness alive
I don't remember getting "uploaded" into anything.

>>132037224
I'm having a plate of long pig kebabs right now on the best day ever.

>>132038780
No knowledge how to hook it up. 2034 is when they cut over. Anyone with that knowledge on earth is more than likely dead.

>>132041031
OR it explains Berenstain.

>>132044790
The bears? What do the commie A.I's have to do with the Berenstain bears, GOD DAMNIT?

>>132045065

Some people remember every book an video had "berenstein bears", but most of them (including me) were shocked to find out it was berenstain bears. It probably just has to do with assumptions of childhood, but still it is strange that so many other people had the same weird reaction that I did.

>>132045065
Search for Mandela effect

>>132025694
in canada so much of our electricity is provided by hydroelectric that "hydro" is synonymous with electricity.

>>132020736
>tfw living in the north

Thank heaven.

>>132046542
ah

thanks

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>>132020736
>>132024373

>>132031103
Money laundering.

>>132020736
:-/ I thought this seemed an awful lot like hell.

Wait a minute. People in hell don't die.

>>132048130
>>132024373
Go Google " kuolopo, ramen penis". The U.S and Ruski's have hidden the next coming well from you, right?

Kuolopo is an ancient god of the Aztecs, and he's totally gonna noodle you.

Isn't it weird how Google shows you nothing but the whole world is in a panic about it?

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>>132024373
> Canadian

Fucking knew it. Still enjoyed the LARP, though.

>>132020736
idk what this means but H1N1 was a fake lol.

>>132031103
BÓG

HONOR

OJCZYSNA

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>>132024457
Then who was phone?

>>132020736
looks comfy.bet that yellow blip in canada is me