FIRE WORKS ARE DEGENERATE

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If only there were same way to keep people safe around fireworks

>>132006556
>Held on to a lit firework
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>132006556
they banded fireworks here when I was like 5 or 6. So in my teens I just used to buy can's of engine degreaser and started a fire and then threw the can on it, was pretty cool

>>132006556
Meh that happens here always on new year's eve. Minimum of 1000 people before the clock strikes at midnight.

>>132006556
Fireworks are illegal

Guns are legal

I guess you guys just flip a coin, right?

>tfw swede that hung out with immigrants
>would try to race small tiger fireworks
>would throw crackling balls at eachother

>>132007362
When I was 10 they renamed my favorite firework to Whistling Chaser
It was originally Nigger Chaser
God I miss old Texas

>>132006556
I read

>fire ants are degenerate

And then wondered how they chewed this guy's hand so clean through.

>>132006556
Someone post the GIF of the watermelon exploding. That's classic American 4th of July shit right there.

>>132008703
just take the tail off of bottle rockets, bigger the better

those are nigger chasers

>>132007676
Ah I remember the screams of those children living down the road because of idiotic handling of a lit judas belt and putting triangles inside a glass jar

What if I only like basic fireworks like smoke bombs and snakes?

I think the big ones are a huge waste of money, far moreso than the small ones

>spend $50 on some big giant firework
>light it
>bang bangnagnanbnanbabang
>$50 gone

Soooo worth it?

I'll spend $2.99 on a pack of those whizzing spinner things and get the same level of enjoyment x10 times

>>132006973
fpbp

>>132006973
Those threads were gold

>>132009122
this

fucking with bottle rockets, like taping them to a paper airplane is some good shit. cutting cans with sparklers is fun too

>>132006556

Unless you're playing with quarter sticks of dynamite, it's pretty difficult to do this shit to yourself if your hand is not closed AROUND the firework when it goes off.

If you use take a firecracker and let it rest in your palm, it'll just hurt a little bit when it goes off. If you do the same thing, but with a closed fist, it'll blow fingers or chunks of flesh off.

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>>132006556
Why is /pol/ filled with so many pussies these days? Blowing shit up is fun and American as fuck. I'm going to blow shit up and mag dump some of my guns this coming Tuesday like all proper Americans should.

>>132008703
I just miss guy Fawkes night, huge bonfire and everyone sets off fireworks or as we call them crackers. I was only a young lad but it was fun

>>132006556
I don't understand what you mean, they're dangerous and for children? Fuck off m8

Natural selection in action.

>>132006973
Classic.

Going to pick up some mortars tonight. Legal Grucci-made mortars. Just another reason why Florida is the greatest place in the world.

>>132006556
Old fag here.
I have been into pyrotechnics since I was a kid. I remember the old usenet days of rec.pyrotechnics. I studied chemistry simply because I wanted to blow things up. I still have all of my fingers because I am not a dumbass.

No one has posted any more firework aftermath photos.. I am disappoint

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>>132007703

Well it says "right to keep and bear ARMS" not funny noisemakers. Leads to some odd situations though. Pic related on the left, totally illegal in my state, on the right, can buy easily and carry with a permit.

>>132010374
Enjoy your rust

>>132007703
>Fireworks are illegal
Depends on the state. Our Federal system means individual states have great latitude in passing their own laws. For instance, in PA, you can sell fireworks to anyone with an out of state ID, but you cannot buy or use fireworks without a permit. However, in the surrounding states like MD and NY, anything that flies or explodes is illegal. So people buy fireworks in PA and use them in their home state.

Federal law limits professional salutes to 130mg of flash powder, and aerial displays to 40gm of total pyrotechnic composition. Commercial fireworks cannot contain more than 50mg of flash powerder. However, homemade salutes often contain 8-10gm of flash powder. And yes, those will take your hand off.

Or you could just go into your backyard and do 4th of July mag dumps into the air. Where do the rounds land? Who cares?! Cause' 'Merica!

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>>132006556
Once I see degenerate shit The Kike -Theme Song goes off in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>132009224
Explain I am Not in the loop

>Why
>The
>Fuck
>Would
>You
>Hold
>On
>To
>A
>Lit
>Fucking
>Firework

If you're stupid enough to gurt yourself like this with a firework I have absolutely no sympathy for you. If you hurt someone else with a firework it should be treated the same way as any other weapon.

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>>132012241
When risky, drug-addled hipsters and antifa gather in dried, dirty husks of tinder and call them "safe spaces", only one squad would truly mobilize to protect their collective well-being and shut those venues down before tragedy could strike.

Rip in piece, RWSS.
f

>>132006556
fuck what fireworks stand for

>>132006556
Only children think fireworks are degenerate

>>132009503
you celebrate 5th November in Australia?

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>>132012241

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>>132012241
>>132015305

>>132006556
Stop liking what I don't like waaaaaaaah

I thought you like freedom ?

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>America
>Fireworks are illegal
>Kinder surprise are illegal
>GMOs are legal
>Firearms are legal

This country makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

>>132015427
>the caltrops
kek, I forgot about that detail

>>132008703
Good old rousing game of smear the queer, too

>>132006556
>Why the fuck do you degenerates do this?
>Talking about the 4th of July

You get to turn in your American cards and leave.

Maybe don't hold onto an explosive object

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>>132007703
>fireworks are illegal
not in my state

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>>132006556
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-teen-loses-leg-lose-eyesight-sparkler-bomb-article-1.2698782

playing with the explosive jew

>>132015752
It's crazy, it's a holdover from when the entire continent was filled with bears and savages and government didn't extend out west so it was every man for himself. They have to realize that the entire continent has been settled by now.

>>132007703
>fireworks are illegal
Sorry I dont live in a pussy state

>>132012848
Was about to post this.
OP might have had a point if they hurt someone else, but hurting yourself by being dumb with fireworks? That's personal responsibility, and the law has no business trying to save people from themselves.

>>132006556
You fucking retard, they are not illegal in all states. And in the states that they are legal in, it is against the law to hold them in your hand and light them.

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>>132015752
>Kinder surprise are illegal
no way...

They should make obesity illegal tbqh

>>132015752
Illegal only in certain places like urban settings and during dry seasons. Even then the cities will host their own shows at places away from the population.
And we recently got Kinders back, because I see them at every store now. I think they just had to add an extra layer of plastic. And of course firearms are legal.

>>132016171
Thing is i'm not against firearms legalization, shit i even own some.

The thing is firearms legalization IS a bad thing depending on your demography. And america got the bix nood demography.

>>132015752
Fireworks are only illegal in certain states swiss boi

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>>132016049

Those are shitty fireworks.

>>132006556

fireworks are awesome! fuck you bitch!

>>132006556
Fuck off, commie scum.

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>>132015752
for fireworks it depends on the state/county/date
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consumer_fireworks#United_States

>>132015752

I can buy whatever fireworks I want. The tents are everywhere this time of year.

>>132009439
ever seen some Polish or Italian made firework ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGTxTgA5_Uw

European made firework is not the same as weak ass American firework.

>>132016389
That thing is like $120

>tfw i bought it one time and the god damn police confiscated half of it

>>132006556
You aren't an American. If you aren't at least blowing shit up let alone burning an effigy of something British on the fourth then you know nothing you boot licking Brit.

Tea is drank cold, nationalism is a pass time, and telling faggots to fuck off is American by nature. Suck my cock. My uncircumcised cock. And in case you forgot these fat redneck burgers told the entirety of the English empire to eat a dick and then we proceeded to kick your ass.

>>132010203

Do you blow shit up now or what? Does this story have a happy ending or are you working the counter of some video rental place?

>>132016485
NJ just legalized sparklers and other small things a few days ago this list needs to be changed.

>>132015752
Nah, you can have a shitload of fireworks, even if they're """"""illegal"""""" where you live. In some places, you have to sign a waiver stating that you're only going to use them for "agricultural purposes".

>>132016577

That sucks bro, all legal here

>>132007703
In the US the laws vary state to state. Some states allow them, some states restrict them, and some states just ban them outright.

See >>132016485


Kind of similar to gun regulation actually, except that there is a constitutional guarantee that you can bear firearms so states can't outright ban them. Though many states do put heavy restrictions on them regardless.

Fireworks are natures way of identifying idiots. Or at least the chinese guy who bootlegs them way of identifying idiots.

>>132016778
I live in Kansas, so technically they are legal here, but i live in commie-ass liberal Lawrence and they banned them in the city like 10 years ago.

Most people don't give a fuck and most cops actually don't want to enforce the law. That's why they confiscate them instead of writing fines. I'm 99% sure they just keep them for themselves.

anyone know where a PAfag can get some of the good stuff?

on the border w/ Delaware btw

>>132006556
fireworks are dope. you're a fucking faggot

>he doesn't shoot bottle rockets out of his ass with his friends

>>132016745
In Norway, fireworks are getting more and more illegal because retards prove that we can't have good things.

Guns on the other hand, well laws are becoming more and more liberal on those things, because they don't lead to murder and mayhem.

> Breivik shoots 80+ kids.
> Police goes through gun laws
> recommends liberalization because some of the restrictions clearly doesn't do anything.
> Politicians remove restrictions.

It was a great day for sanity when that happened.

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>>132017060

I feel for you man. Kentuckyfag here, I've never heard of anyone harassed by cops for fireworks. Neighbors been pissed a few times! I still have some of pic related leftover from last year.

Correction: Low IQ idiots are degenerate

In other news...grass is green

>>132006556
Fuck off autistic faggot can't handle loud noises?

>>132016540
>light fuse
>retreat to a safe distance
>watch explosion
If a slav with more vodka than blood in his body can manage this, you've no excuse.

>>132010434
do 1911s really rust that easily?

My dad almost lost his eye after a bottle rocket changed trajectory mid air and flew straight into it. His eye fortunately survived, but he lost most of his vision.
Fireworks are fun, but sometimes the risks just aren't worth it in the end.

I spent $500 this year, going to be a fun display. Sucks for you poorfags.

>>132011077
>Or you could just go into your backyard and do 4th of July mag dumps into the air. Where do the rounds land? Who cares?! Cause' 'Merica!
Shit happens in Miami on every holiday. Fucking stupid, considering how densely populated it is.

>>132017060
KS fag here but im in Wichita. Pretty easy to do whatever the fuck you want around here. College towns are the worst.

>>132017581
> recommends liberalization because some of the restrictions clearly doesn't do anything.
> Politicians remove restrictions.
Wow, rational thought... Such a rarity these days.

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>>132006556
>Doesn't know how to read instructions
Is this a joke?

>>132017874
>but sometimes the risks just aren't worth it in the end.
something something liberty, something something security, something something neither, blah blah blah

>>132006556
Only niggers would be dumb enough to not read instructions.

>>132006556
I just watched that video you linked... The NYPD didn't do a very good job with trying to deter people with that video. In fact, it just makes me want to blow shit up even more.

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>>132012241
After the American election, a few weeks went by without anything to do.
We used this time to recover from the insane memetics involved in Trump's election.
Suddenly, the safety squad started popping up.
They kept harping on about these leftist youngsters who were unsafely gathering in these abandoned buildings, creating hazard after hazard as those kids grew accustomed to their little shack.
Way back, one such warehouse burned down, leaving 30-odd dead kids who with the right safety precautions would not have died.
Such was our passion that we mobilised the right-wing safety squad and started looking for these extremely dangerous fire hazards, so we could report them to the authorities and save the kids.

It was the first post-trump operation, and it legitimately saved lives. Sadly the mods did not like it and safety squad threads were purged all the time.
This even went to /q/, where we discovered the threads were purged for political reasons more than a desire to keep /pol/ out of real life.

>>132009503
What month is it in Australia?

>>132009098
this

>>132009456
It's supposed to rain on the fourth here

>>132006556
How do you celebrate 4th of Dubai then?

>>132006556
>Fireworks are for children.
this is bait right?

>light firework in hand
>watch fuse burn down and don't let go
>it explodes and fucks your hand up
Gee who could've seen that one coming

>explosive powder that makes pretty colours

ILLEGAL

>explosive powder propelling lead at high velocity

PROTECTED BY CONSTITUTION

Seriously, why are fireworks illegal?

>>132017874
Don't shoot bottle rockets in stupid ways

>>132006556
>Hold onto explosives like a retard
>Lose parts of your hand for it
I am SHOCKED, SHOCKED I SAY

not really
as >>132007054 said

>>132017874
Did this happen in North Dakota?

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>>132006973
I must have a dozen of these saved.

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>>132015752
>>132008439

>Fireworks are illegal

What do Europeans mean by this?

Fuck, my wife was holding a firework between her tits last night, this video is a terrifying demonstration how a big of bedroom fun could go horribly wrong.

>>132021824
They never remember how HUGE and divided the united states is

>>132009318

What you do is get some half inch pipe, preferably metal because it's more rigid. Tape some fins onto those tiny crayon-sized bottle rockets, and use the pipe as a launch tube.

>>132006556
>ever touching a lit firework
If anything we should encourage firework use among the common people in order to weed out retards and get them to blow themselves up, thus removing themselves from the gene pool.

>>132015752
you wish you were here on july 4th. faggot

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>>132016485
>tfw MA
>tfw no fireworks
>tfw every single county went blue

>>132006556
HEY YOU THERE
*stops and frisks*
WHERE YOU GOIN
*writes ticket for jaywalking*
STOP RIGHT NOW
*sodomizes black man with broom handle*
KNOCK IT OFF
*threatens to shoot kids at the park for no reason*
THAT'S RIGHT KEEP WALKIN
*chokes man to death for selling cigarettes*
HEY WHATS DAT
*confiscates your guns*
WHO DO YA THINK YA GOIN
*lets illegals rape all the white women*
HEY I'M TALKIN TO YA
*gets hit by an airplane of peace*
9/11 NEVER FORGET
*steals your fireworks*
WE RUN THIS CITY
*votes for the democrats*
WE IN CHARGE
*lets illegals drive with no license*
KEEP WALKIN

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>>132009122
This.
Fireworks are expensive and very cheaply built.
You're better just making you're own firework or going innawoods and shooting your gun.

>>132007703
Why would I want to defend myself with fireworks in a serious situation?

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>>132016485
>mfw MD
>mfw close to border so I can just drive up to Pennsylvania and get good fireworks

>>132016485
>wire sparklers only
Not safe enough. Send me monies so I can try to ban these too.

>>132017615
>>132017994

There are tents all over right on the edge of town. I'll go buy some and blow them off, i don't give a fuck.

I think i have a box full somewhere in my closet.

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>>132006556
you are suppposed to throw it after you light it not hold it. Or better yet just put it on the ground and light it.

idiots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_WQDwh3FYc
>Now this is fireworks

>>132006556
Looks fine to me.

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>>132006556
>he doesn't live in South Carolina where they're pretty much unrestricted
>he doesn't get bonus fireworks from his neighbors for days surrounding New Years and the Fourth of July

>>132021824
They are legal in Bulgaria pretty sure. Never have bought them though

Setting off my own fireworks? Hell no. I go to the highest point in the city and watch every firework in the city from a good vantage point.

>>132016485
>wire sparklers only
How cucked can you be?

>>132006556
1 Light fuse
2 Stand back
3 Loud report

>>132006973

I dont get it

>>132029718
I went out on new year with like 10 people to party and one guy there blew 2 of his fi gers off i had to drive him to the hospital so dont buy them since they are probanly some chinese garbage from the 90s

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>>132006556

>>132006556
>He has never shot his ginger friend in the dick with a Roman candle and call him fire crotch.

Pathetic.

>>132016299
>enacting laws to protect people from themselves
>freedom

Topkek

>>132033201
Very, but it mostly to keep the inner city folk protected from firework gang wars

>>132010434
Pimp faggot gun

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>>132006556
>>132006973
When I was kid, if you did stupid things you died. removing yourself from the gene pool.

Fingers getting blown off. Solution, long burning stick:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_(fireworks)

>>132021811
more?

>people think fireworks are banned because of a persons safety

no idiots, it's because you can literally make bombs with these things

that goes a step beyond just keeping firearms for personal defense, now you're getting into Timothy McVeigh territory

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>>132009122
>Only using smoke bombs and snakes
>Ignoring greatest firework type

>>132036985
He used widely available fertilize and diesel fuel.

Mix them together and you have ANFO, put it in a tightly sealed container with igniter and you have a big boom.

Bombs and chemical weapons can be made from materials that are not practical to ban if someone really knows what they are doing. Hell you can make lethal pipe bombs with a pipe and enough matches. What are we gonna do, ban pipes and matches?

We don't have daily bombing in the US not because of laws but because nobody wants to bomb things. Let in more Muslims and that will change. See: Europe.

In Sweden the schools always hired the token firecracker dumbass who got his fingers blown off to come visit. He would show his hands and show overhead slides of when his injuries were fresh.

There are probably dozens of such firecracker dumbasses who literally have this as occupation

>>132037414
I remember when I got that one time, it ran out into the road and did nothing.

>>132039597
Just one isn't much fun. They normally come in boxes of ten or so. Take the wheels off two (or more) at a time, and line them up facing each other. Light one (or more) of the fuses and watch the battle.

>>132009102
Lol I remember when me and my friends put a firecracker into a beer bottle we found from our parents party and we lit it and then were like wait a second we just created a frag grenade and ran away. To be young and stupid was great.

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>>132037414
My nigga. Every year I buy a couple boxes of these and have autistic tank fights. Still have a box in the living room from last year.

>>132039860
Fucking this american knows.

>>132033785
you're way too new then.

You aren't American if you don't like fireworks.

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shall

>>132009122
It just occurred to me that the reason it seems this way to me is because for me, half the fun of fireworks is getting to light something on fire. So a $10 100-pack of bottle rockets is infinitely more fun than some $80 Gorgonzo 5000 Blaster Launcher that you light once and it goes off and it's done

>>132040036
This was my favorite part about being a kid on the 4th of July. Any kid that didn't do this probably grew into a commie.

>>132006556
Used to make pyrotechnics as a hobby and shoot them at shows. HAHAHA they placed so many restrictions on flash grade aluminium and potassium perchlorate that you can only buy like 2 pounds of the stuff per year. Luckily I got it before that

>>132040824
Exactly. The rush is great.

>>132006556
>hold onto lit firework
they got exactly what they asked for

>>132006556
Fag. Blowing shit up is an American tradition. Take your gay ass back to Nigeria.

>>132041710
Yeah I would never hold onto a firework. I have seen some low breaks when on of the stars went straight through a guy's calf muscle

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>mfw another lonely july 4th
>mfw fireworks arent even allowed in nyc

total this city lads
just fucking flush it down the toilet

>>132007703
>is a member state of the EU
>doesn't understand a federation
>hurr durr americans

>>132015752
>country
the states are sovereign entities.

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