COLBERT USES FAKE NEWS

>>131991358
LoL

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>>131991358
Crazy Mika showed up at Mar-a-Lago with the most delicious banana burrito in her snatch. I, myself, would never eat a burrito from a vagina - a bleeding badly vagina - I said no!

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>>131991358
>SO WHAT IF I'M A LIAR DRUMPFY GOT 6 MILLION SCOOOOOOPS!

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>>131994008
FUCKING BFPLUNBF TOOSKUUUUPZZZZZ

>>131994565
THIS IS NOW A COLBERTPOSTING THREAD.POST EM

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>>131991358
this guy really gives me the creeps, his face makes my skin crawl. I'm not talking about the meme edits, but just his appearance in general. He has black, lifeless eyes, and that token rictus grin that hillary has.

>>131995066
That's what selling out does to you

>>131991358
Lol.

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>>131991358
YOUR NAME IS AGLOGMF NOW

YOU ARE THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>131994008
ITS 6 GORILLION YOU ANTISEMITE

>>131991358
OH GOD A TV TALK SHOW COMEDIAN WASN'T A GOOD SOURCE OF FACTS

>>131997716

That's not the problem, the problem is other people use HIM as a source of facts

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>>131991358
YOU WERE ON TV NOBODY SHOULD TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

WAIT WHAT NO IM DIFFERENT THOUGH!!!!

>>131997716
Are you saying he's a LIAR?

>>131995066
He is a Jesuit, just like the pope. Very bad people.

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>>131997879
>hollyjews want you to worship people on tv
>when one of the hollygoy step out of line they use the fact that they were on tv as a reason not to like them.

take note of this goyum

>>131997991
it's like they want to fail

>>131994008
>fallout 5
>ice cream parlour
>your name is "Trump"
>you're served one scoop of ice cream
>the conversation with a rival tribe's going well - something about setting up a "shipment" to "settle business" between two faggots
>you're asked if you'd like another scoop
>you haven't eaten your first scoop - it's has even started to melt
>you've said nothing and you can feel shudders in the earth and the rattling of crocks and pans in the kitchen
>>Yes
DBPLMUNFB!
>the chef now comes from behind the bar - the timeline has changed indefinitely now
>the chef, pulsing red distorted, veiny figure lingers over you like a bodybag, and almost remenisent of someone you may or may not have seen in real life
>red eyes, teeth biting into one another, thick burning air flaring from his gullet; you can feel gravity being clenched away within his palms
TERRWOO SCERRTOOOPS!
>The final boss.

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>>131994008

THE REAL NUMBER IS 6 GORILLION YOU FUCKING PHFRUMSTER

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>>131998502
>how are the scoops,ding dong?you like them.well,I HOPE YOU LIKE IM-PEACH-MINT

>>131991358
so kinda like when trump cites infowars, brietbart, fox news, etc.

I wonder if Colbert got some crazy secrets since he has been shilling so hard fit the democrats.
Blackmail

>>131997965
did not know he was jesuit. makes sense, they are the real crypto jews.