brit/pol/ -Dominion day edition

first for australia

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>>131990310
*blocks your sovereignty*

A

FUCKING

>>131990374
*opens your borders*

>>131990374
>cropping the picture
>not showing the 2 smartphones stacked on top of eachother and the 3 pleiade books, portraying his intellectual prowess.
how dare you commit this act of lèse majesté? I will not tolerate insults to our glorious king emmanuel premier

Gave me missus the roger last night lads

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-attacking-muslim-teenager-packet-bacon-115211760.html

The comments section is pretty funny.

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LEAF

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ohayou senpais...

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fucking hell what happened to her face

she on the drink or on drugs or what?

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>>131994752
Seig Heil!

>>131994739

>She said: “I was unable to see and breathe for a while and at this point I couldn’t understand why. I was being suffocated. I thought I was dead. I didn’t know what hit me.

This reaction to a piece of fucking bacon?

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>>131994754
>women
there lies the problem...

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>We're going to be non white majority in 15 years, less if you're in any of the major cities

>All our land and property is being sold to ultra-rich cunts from China, Russia and the Middle East

>The middle class is being continually squeezed by shittily optimized economy and low purchasing power

>Degeneracy has literally never been worse, the youth is obsessed with drugging up and dancing till 4am then stumbling home to pay for a takeaway from a foreign-owned business

>the marxists have basically got their foot in the door and even people like my dad who despise Corbyn and are thoroughly racist have considered voting Labour because the Tories are obsessed with selling all our assets off to more and more international money

Is there any glimmer of hope left?

>>131994994
Obviously a lie but convincing enough to have that guy locked up

>>131994739
>She said: “I was unable to see and breathe for a while and at this point I couldn’t understand why. I was being suffocated. I thought I was dead. I didn’t know what hit me.
>“It was only when the bacon peeled off my face and it fell to the ground, and the male behind me started shouting ‘bacon, bacon, it’s bacon’ that I started to grasp what was happening to me.”

I kekd

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>>131995009
Nope

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Brought a new shirt lads what do you think?

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>>131994739
>Be Muslim, rape white women/girls
No jail time
>Be white male, put bacon in muslim's face for less than a few seconds
6 months in jail

The state of this fucking country

>>131990310
Fucking Guardian cunts are trying to do a hit piece on the last, traditionalist pub and brewery in the UK -

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/01/samuel-smith-pub-boss-anti-swearing-crusade-sacked-on-spot

Just in case you're not aware - Smith's Brewery is unique in that it's owned and operated in Yorkshire, produces it's beers only from water, hops, yeast and malt (and has a lovely stout, by the way), and only ever increases it's beer price in line with inflation or alcohol duty, so that you can get a good stout for about £2.50. Smith's pubs also don't allow degenerate music or TV, have traditional settings including rooms, and have fires in the hearth. All in all, they operate pubs in the same way that the hobbits do.

On top of that, they even still use shire horses as dray carriers.

We need to support Smith's by the way. Go to a Smith's pub, drink there, show you appreciation for MORAL beer.

>>131995219
>God has no religion

Last time you appeared going on about religion you were killing our priests.

Be gone heathen!

>>131995246
Always archive
https://archive.is/27KjO

Ok lads I've been mostly avoiding this Grenfell thing. Can I ask some stuff.
>is there actually any political merit in any of this?
Corbychev seems to think it's directly whay pippos fault or something.
>shit goes on fire all the time.
Why exactly has this become a witch hunt? Is it just because the media needed a summer story?
>vibrantly diverse casualties
I take it we've already gotten enormous mileage out of this
>It seems like an accident.
Why is it Hillsborough 2?
I'm sorry to ask but I really didn't follow the story as fires are fires.

A retard friendly version of events that isn't full of "muh migrants muh trageeeedy" would also be appreciated.

>Danish Muslim politician confronts senders of hate mail
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-40461626/danish-muslim-politician-confronts-senders-of-hate-mail

thought i'd take the obvious bait and watch this.

>invited hundreds of people, who have sent her abusive messages, to sit down for a coffee and a chat.

she reads him a few inflammatory things he said and thats it, he then explains why islam is ruining his country and about how hes concerned. she gets up and walks away to some other area of the house and starts crying

great discussion

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A second referendum on Brexit isn't against "the will of the people" but a necessary step in a well-functioning democracy.

>>131995009
MOGG
He'll win the leadership contest. He'll bring back traditional values. He'll ensure Britain becomes strong again.

>>131995266
cheers m8

>>131995313
All referendums are retarded.

>>131995313
>A second referendum on Brexit isn't against "the will of the people" but a necessary step in a well-functioning democracy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Referendums_in_the_United_Kingdom
>As of 2017, only three referendums have been held which have covered the whole of the United Kingdom: in 1975, 2011 and most recently in 2016.

but lets have another one about the exact same thing?

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>>131995219

>>131995246
alcohol is dangerous and un-british

see here for the effects>>131994754

>>131995313
What? Why?

Which idiot said that?
>Keep voting until you vote right goyim

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>>131994739
One of the comments:

>Seriously???? She said she couldn't breathe was suffocating etc??? Give it a rest. She must have been top of her acting class. Hamming it up for the court.

>Hamming it up

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Was Gerry Anderson a prophet? He warned the Earthmen (White Anglo Race) about an attack by aliens, called Mysterons (Muslims) and their main protagonist was a Paki called Captain Black. The British Hero was called Captain Scarlet after Enoch's Rivers of Blood speech.

Took a poo in an empty pot noodle today lads. My cup runneth over.

>>131995267
>ethnic starts fire in flat for better flat
>loses control
>bails with his luggage
>doesn't call fire brigade
>burns down tower, kills a bunch of ethnics
>he disappears.
>this is the white councils fault.

>>131995313

>Hold a referendum
>That was just a test! This next one is the real one.
>Just kidding that was another test
>Repeat until Remain vote is achieved

Now that's what I call democratic!

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https://news.vice.com/story/london-mosque-targeted-in-terror-attack-now-receiving-death-threats
Which one of you was this?

looking forward to rockbusters tonight

also just had some canned sardines in tomato sauce
pretty good

>>131995758
None of us, we don't advocate violence. /pol/ is a board of peace.

>>131995758
Why can't they forge a letter without sounding like a comic book villain?

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What are you doing to prepare for the inevitable collapse of Britain under the surge of non-whites?

I'm busy stockpiling and have a wank

in the sandbags

>>131994739
Comments are encouraging

>>131995911
What is it with you, the man in that picture and wank posting?

>>131995622
You might be onto something there lad

>>131996352

Even though I'm the original walshposter I'm proud others have taken up my mantle

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I want to see Owen Jones get raped to death by an aroused horse

>>131995622
The only paki was LT Green.

>>131995279
I watched this out of curiosity. He's entirely right, as always the counter argument is muh fee fees.

>>131996613
the POZ is really catching up to him

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>>131996613
>Ed arrested
Absolute madman.

>>131996740
He needs to get raped by HIV+ African migrants

>>131996781
All you had to do was get round the negotiating table. You should've listened

Anyone noticed that in the footage of the protest today there's some very professional looking signs that say "stop islamophobia" what the hell does that have to do with anything? Also there only seems to be about a thousand folk there.

The /pol/ nonces are trying to normalise paedophilia again baka, when did this board become so degenerate.

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>>131996893
Socialist Worker always send a guy with preprinted signs

>>131997020
It's always the fat neckbeard Americans doing it

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>>131997026

>mfw he looks like exactly like my brother but with longer hair

>>131995646
So fuicking true, it would be funny if it wasn't tooth-grindingly enraging.

Does anyone agree that the rise of Corbychev is more to do with the
>STATE
of the Tories than himself?

People want a political party to be proud of, not one you mention in a hushed whisper.

>>131997026
Ah that explains that.

>>131995313

>direct democracy
>ever

Also, Britain never was and never will be a "democracy".

>>131990310
>Dominion day
Enough with this monarchist bullshit. It's Canada Day. Deal with it.

>>131996795
Its not rape when he would enjoy it,

>>131997306
>A

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>>131997026

How do piss poor socialites afford so many signs?

>>131997306
It's Dominion day. Canada doesn't exist

>>131997165
While the dindu who started the fire has been entirely forgotten it seems Grenfell has become this summers Maddie McCann and a stick to just clobber the Tories with as no amount of gibs will please the survivors and their handlers.

On the point of the dindu a counter argument I suppose is that the fire wouldn't have been so bad had the cladding not been what it was however:
>not had the inquest yet
>oh no, the public sector went with the cheapest option. This must be austerity. Bash the fash now!


I don't know if the firestarter (twisted firestarter) called 999?

Alright anons, we need you to come up with a monologue segment for This Week. What do you talk about and what visual representation do you use?

>>131997288
I saw a great piece about this around post brexit time which was of the effect that "politicians hate asking the electorate what they want mostly because what the electorate actually wants is diametrically opposed to what politicians want. It's also usually extremely racist."

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>>131997306
Button it, Jacques.

>>131997371
>

3

>>131997396
Immigration and how it strains our public sector.
I use a fish tank. I explain that the filter and nitrogen cycle allow six goldfish to live happily.
I then keep adding loaches.
See how they form insular communities?
See how stressed the fishies are? There's no space, they're biting each other
As the support system overloads, the tank becomes filthy, the fish die.
The tank also bears no resemblance to what it looked like before.

>>131997396
>overpopulation
>i'm in a ice cream van and someone comes up to me and asks for a fully functioning and cohesive society, i spend the next 5 minutes just pouring all different flavours of ice cream on a cone, even after it's overflowing and then give it to the disgruntled customer.

>>131994709
Me too mate, about half six, was there any of me still in there?

>>131997590
>loaches
Add yellow, brown and red fish instead. Also remove some goldfish once in a while as they don't want to reproduce, contribute nothing and only live consume your free food.

Post laments lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mtCKkgEOHQ

>>131997637
Nice, very witty.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og41c2P35mE

>>131997878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8m-4MWQxbk

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>>131996660
>Was Gerry Anderson a prophet? Update.

He warned the Earthmen (White Anglo Race) about an attack by aliens, called Mysterons (Muslims) and the main protagonist was Captain Black (Sadiq Khan) who pretended he was British, but was working for the the Muslims all along. The Hero was called Captain Scarlet, who was Mysteronised (Tortured and made to read the Koran) but was too strong and become able to fight the Mysterons (Christian - Deus Vult) Scarlet is the colour of blood, which alludes to Enoch's Rivers of Blood speech. The leader of the resistance, or SPECTRUM, was Colonel White. Finally, the token nigger was only a Lieutenant, so his job was based on his ability and not affirmative action.

One thing he got Very wrong: All the British women were slim, attractive, and intelligent.

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Afternoon best ally, how's your summer going?

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>>131998060
Marvellous.

>dat shifty quintessentially British qween on sky news

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>>131998060
>britain
>summer

Anyone else so fucking sick of hearing about this shitty tower burning down?

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claiming this thread for Are Lee

>>131997306
>t. Jacque

God I wish someone would just fucking nuke London.

>>131995313
Would we be having another referendum if remain won?

>>131998294
Yes.

I'm oddly fascinated by the coverage however as it's essentially ideal communist propaganda or at least is being spun that way.

>>131997026

>Socialist Worker

Incompatible terms, surely?

>>131998373
>If you ask achmed nicely.
Though they tend not to go for their own territory at the moment.

>>131997878

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSkOfi-oLl4

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>>131998373
Care to repeat that anon? Say it closer into the microphone this time though.

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>>131996838
The strikes were WRONG

>>131990374
>tfw to intelligent too answer questions

>>131997590
>>131997637
Any more?

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>>131996838
god damn it

>>131990374
>Macron was the fascist stooge of Russia all along

What a twist

>>131997306
>t. Pierre

Just made a troll account on the guardian, I am going to be a rabid pro remain fascist.

https://profile.theguardian.com/user/id/17921148?page=1

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https://twitter.com/RuthDavidsonMSP/status/880830019253227521

why tho

>>131997590
>>131998519
I'm very fond of the fish tank analogy but here's another. I'd like either of these to be tested for strength by you lot please.

>I have a cake.
>The government says I must give 30% of my cake to share with everyone
>But in return I will get some cake from other people, so I get to try different flavours. It's quite nice.
>some people have smaller cakes, but that's ok. Some people have bigger cakes, that's ok. They all give a percentage.
Three things happen
>all the cake is being given to people who don't have any cake. They're getting fat.
> because there's no cake left, I don't get to try any other cake any more. I'm sad.
>Someone says that because those people without cake don't have any, I should give up more of my cake.

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>Don't procreate
>OH SHIT WE HAVE AN AGEING POPULATION LETS IMPORT HALF A MILLION THIRD WORLDERS EVERY YEAR

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>>131998802

>My cock's long

nice

>>131998919

She's a lezzer m8

>>131998919
Ruth is a genuinely top bloke.

On the other hand if I did this as leader of the anon-fascist league, and posted a picture just like this, the guardian would be after my soul.

>>131997878

Nice.

>>131998935
With that face, it genuinely was.

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>>131998919
>>131998964
>>131999034

It's all kicking off.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/01/ruth-davidson-mystifies-twitter-with-gillian-anderson-stocking-post

>>131998802
>3 upvotes already
JUST

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Fuck da tories march in Londistan:

https://youtu.be/bDEI1hP8kZI

>>131990347
Truly the only based Western Nation left.

>>131998919
this useless porridge eating cunt did fuck all to win those seats in scotland

all that happened is people who voted no to independence got pissed off at the SNP going on about it every five minutes

scottish conservatives could have had the duke of cumberland as their leader and they still would have won those seats

>>131999141
this shit is still going on ? ? lmfao

>tfw you want to piss about with student labour because you've come to see politics as inconsequential theatre and just want to get into a scrap, but just remembered how feminised the whole student labour thing is (the very existence of a woman's caucus, quotas, etc, really fucks things up, giving people who aren't me and aren't my friends because i find women insufferable a power base.)
could join the lib-dem society i suppose, but that's less a scrap and more basil fawlty bashing his car with a twig.

>>131999088
I love these moments when the left's narrative wobbles and they have to decide which group is more virtuous or have to realign the group think.
>muh lesbian
>muh sexism

>>131999197
It was her or her party that made voting Tory the anti referendum option and it worked.

Of course if it hadn't you could be enjoying a Corbychev state.

>>131999062

This. I find it hard to believe he'd be able to find anyone to breed with who was attractive enough to overwrite his shit genes.

>>131999197
Capitalise Conservatives.

FIGHT THE POWER
FIGHT THE SYSTEM
WHAT WE NEED IS SOCIALISM

>>131999141
hahahahahahaha what a bunch of utter clowns

surely they must realise that this only turns opinion against them

>he claims to be right-wing
>he's an atheist
okay, okay... i'm curious. TRY to explain yourself

>>131999406
>tripfag is an autism
whomst've'd thunken it?

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>>131999229

Exactly. What I love is the wackier they get, the harder it is for the internal logic to hold (if there ever was any). That's why I'm fully in favour of BLM types arguing for segregation and trannies arguing for trannies in women's sport. Nothing is going to bring this shit to a head quicker for the masses than your average person realising none of it makes any fucking sense.

Also Gillian Anderson is about 20 times hotter now than she ever was in the X-Files.

>>131999478
deep breath you fag
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDEI1hP8kZI

>>131999423
>Needing an ultimate daddy figure to do your thinkgin for you
>not drawing an ideological line in the sand yourself and never deviating

>>131999478
He's not a tripfag though, just a namefag

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>>131999141
what are these mongs "protesting" about?

>>131999529
is your line going to be recognised by other people? how could you be such an individualist and claim to be right-wing?

>>131999205
I checked one of those Discords out and it had a furry in it so I stayed well the fuck away from that autism.

Got two tickets to see Les Mis at Queens Palace Theatre end of August - anyone fancy coming with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxk4mveLCw

>>131999532
Respectfully, all of you identity-shits can fuck off.

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>>131997637
The customer hands it back. He realises that it's shit and that the ice-cream seller has made a valid point, but he asks for sprinkles and a flake anyway. The ice-cream seller, who is Nigerian, adds the sprinkles, and looks at you in the eyes as he rams the flake into the cone. He hopes that you have understood this implication behind this gesture. He hands you the cone, and laughs. You thank him as your salty tears fall on the sprinkles and down the side of the flake.

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>>131999584
But i'm not "right wing" because left/right divide is oversimplification and stupid
I follow my own ideals and convince others to follow my example

>>131999141
damn corbyn really seems to have a cult of personality around him

>>131995009

Train now for the civil war later. Work to accelerate everything to hasten the downfall, so we can rebuild from the ruins into something better.

>>131999423
You can support right-wing economic and social policies without having to believe in magic sky fairies

>>131999679
What is the demographic like?

>>131999491
I blame Gillian Anderson for literally everything that turns me on and my taste in women in general.
Heels
Stockings
Redheads
Petite women
Smart women
Mild bondage (she gets tied up a fair amount in the x-files)
Pregnancy


On the liberal degeneracy the best part is indeed how all these special interest groups don't have much in common at all, the most obvious is how Labour loves gays and Islam.

I've always secretly wondered if the labour-anti semitism thing that seems to have gone silent was something to do with one of it's voting blocs.

>>131995246
Why do the English swear so much?
Me: hello English person, how is your day?
English person: right bloody awful it was I say fucking cunt

>>131999853
Fuck off leaf cunt.

>>131997390
He didn't, he told his neighbour who claimed he had his bags with him before he ran out of the tower. She claims he left his front door (a fire door) open and that she saw the fire had consumed the flat, so we can assume it had been going for a while at this point. This was at ten to she claims. The first emergency call was registered at four minutes to. So he watched his flat burn and ran off at no point alerting the authorities.

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>>131999141
>RUPTLY
Well at least your ugly misfit communists are remakably quiet and well-behaved

>>131999920
>The Tories did this

I know why this is but I'm saddened we aren't having a national debate and much hand wringing and wailing about the breakdown of civil society.

>>131990374
*takes your shekels*

>>131999491

COSMETIC SURGERY

>>131995219
>No human is illegal
This one really annoys me. I don't care about the sentiment either way, but it's a ridiculous thing to say. If it's against the law, it's by definition illegal.

Also I'm kind of angry that alternative facts is a byword for lies, I love it in the original incarnation as "Well, you say that employment is high showing you're running the economy well - but here's an alternative fact: wages are shit and tax revenue is declining." sort of thing.

>>131999999
first

>>131999999
Fucking hell lad.

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>>131999999
daym

>>132000000
>>131999999

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>>131999827

The anti-semitism is rife. Look at how the left (The Guardian especially) are always complaining about how Hollywood is run by too many "rich white men". It's Stormfront stuff with a few words missing.

>>132000040
>No human is illegal
Technically correct.
>humans can break laws and are responsible for their actions
Also correct.

>>131999999
Checked

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>>131999999
Thar she blows!

>>131999999
Lenin's frozen booger

>>131999999
Holy double emergency call digits
>tfw Corbyn will one day be mummified and on display like Lenin for commies to fawn over

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>>131999141
HAHAHAHA why would you protest against tories in a labour stronghold? Are they all retarded?

>>132000289
to get more
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>>132000137
All I ever wanted from life was to marry Gillian Anderson and have six or seven nice kids.

I'll settle for that picture for now.

There is some merit in the horseshoe theory. Though it bothers me that the American binary choice is becoming more and more of a thing in the UK.

>>131998919
She lives 30m from where I work

Sometimes I fantasize about her inviting me in on my lunch break

OH JEREMY CORBYN~
OH JEREMY CORBYN~
*tweet* *tweet* *tweet*
OH JEREMY CORBYN~

bwahahahahahahahahaha

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>>132000345
>horseshoe theory
it's actually a hoop

>>132000113
Literally had the same guy with the ponyfucker picture, "Isaac" or something.

Idk, it looks a little anime obsessed and I always wonder why those guys are on there instead of Grindr/Tinder.

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>>131998381
According to Nigel Farage, yes.

>>131995715
>remain wins
>b-b-but muh will of the people?

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END
LOW
PAY

>>131994754
that's a fucking bad photo. the stoned expression, the awkward pose, the god awful angle that makes her legs look like trees, the eyebrows not matching the hair...

>>132000530
That is sadly a very able summation of the last year.

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>high visibility soft foam on the ebil scaffolding

BRITS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>132000335
You mean (((Momentum)))

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There's something about Sadiq Khan that makes me really loathe him.
It's not that he's a manlet
Or that he is quintessentially British
Or how smug he is
Or how London is the UK
Or how terror is part and parcel
What am I missing?

>>132000641
More than I should have I know.

>>132000804
How he was a (Sub)human rights lawyer protecting terrorists?

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>>131999141
I was trying to prove a point to someone yesterday about race and how within 10 years of the first black immigrants we had our first race riot. Anyway, my point to you is I couldn't believe how many of the marches/riots we actually have had. I sort of thought this stuff was a new phenomenon. How wrong I was. By the time I left Jewgle I was fuming. Brixton, Toxteth, Notting Hill, Miner's strike, etc. There has literally been a National Front vs Antifa from day one, only with different names. But there were some funny riots in London that were specifically aimed at Merchants, so that cheered me up a little. The Blair Peach story and the police cover-up was also most amusing. Kikepedia London Riots or Race riots for some quality riots.

>>132000886
>>132000641
Meant for you

>>132000748
I've seen momentum mentioned a fair bit. While I know the normie version, that they are basically the politburo cum NKVD of the Workers and Migrants United Labour Front but what redpills are there to be found?

>>132000804
Reminder that during his pre-politics law career he defended terrorists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b814HQkzyKM

>>132000923
>Jonathan Lansman ... worked on Jeremy Corbyn's successful 2015 campaign for the Labour party leadership, and subsequently founded the pro-Corbyn organisation Momentum.

>Lansman was brought up in an Orthodox Jewish family in Southgate, north London. He was a pupil at the independent Highgate School from 1970 to 1975. He first visited Israel when he was 16: "I worked on a kibbutz in the Negev and my aunt lived in Beersheba. It was actually a very politicising experience. When I did my bar mitzvah I saw myself as a Zionist and I think after I went there I felt it less. I was more interested in the kibbutz and what I liked about it was the pioneering spirit, the sense of community and radicalism of it."

>>131999912
Kek

Should the torries be bunned?

>>132001147
no. bumming people is degenerate.

>>132001061
>the sense of community

Which of course is what they're working so hard to destroy in bongland. I don't get why people aren't more aware of that the people who most favour immigration into Britain also support a homogenous ethnostate.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40468235

What do they mean "independent of government".?

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check these consecutives lads

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>>132000804
Monkey legs?

>>132000289
I wouldnt call london a stronghold
We had Boris for 8 years and the seats for parliament are half labour and half tory and lib dems

>>132000000

>>131999141
This march is such a shit show.

It's so fucking white and they can't even copy BLM chimping properly. They don't even know what the fuck they're doing.

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>>131999999
>yank

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>McDonnell fears the May

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>I'm Homophobic and proud. I'd hang the dirty bastards from every streetlight if I could.

Lads, I keep having these thoughts. What do?

>>132001282
They probably mean independent from Westminster
However CPHQ will get a say as the council is tory

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>>132001633
You take that back shitlord.

Also I absolutely adore this photo. The longer you look at it the more inexplicable weird you find. The composition reminds me of Hans Holbein.

>captcha Arthur's lance

>>132001698
Stop being Muslim

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>tfw you don't want to get crushed

>>131999999
Found a good commie.

I hope you've all been marching against austerity today, not one day more!

>>132002132
Torries out!
Justice in!

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>>132001772
I think I'd rather be a Muslim than a Gay. Both disgust me tbqh.

Question:
What effect do you think that Obama's appearance in the brexit run up had on the vote?
It has been suggested that this was a tipping point.

Anglos and guerrilla warfare:

1) The Anglo-Irish war

1917 - 1922; 2,500 deaths. Violence preceded these dates and continued afterwards

Outcome: The first fully independent functional Irish state in recorded history and Sinn Féin (run by the IRA) in UK Parliament

>muh we don't negotiate with terrorists

2) South African 'Boer' war

March 1900; Boers launched a hard-fought guerrilla war against the British forces, lasting a further two years, during which the Boers raided targets such as troop columns, telegraph sites, railways and storage depots. The British responded with a scorched earth policy of destroying Boer farms and moving women and children into concentration camps and starving them to death

>white women and children starving to death inside British concentration camps
>muh Nazis were monsters

3) Jihad; a fight against the enemies of Islam on Anglo clay and probably the last battle on British soil

How will they act this time? Offer IS seats in the House of Commons? Or concentration camps?

>Elected a Muslim as Mayor of London

>>132002175
I think I'd go for gay. Quite a lot of them are merely queer during day to day operations and don't make an unnecessary display of it.

>>132002158
Tories out!
Waifus in!

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>More Scots than ever have described themselves as having no religion, according to new research.
>The Scottish Attitudes Survey, compiled by the independent research body ScotCen, found 58% of respondents said they had no religion at all.
>When the survey was carried out in 1999, the figure was 40%.
>Among major denominations, the Church of Scotland has seen the sharpest decline, with just 18% saying the belong to the Kirk.
>ScotCen researcher Ian Montagu said: "The decline in religious identity in Scotland has been most keenly felt by the Kirk as fewer and fewer people choose to describe themselves as Church of Scotland by default.
>He added: "However, if the Kirk is able to push through liberalising measures such as allowing ministers to oversee same-sex marriage ceremonies, it is possible that its appeal may broaden somewhat to younger, more socially liberal Scots."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40467084

So the Church of Scotland has been cucking since the 60s and is losing members. What is the solution for this? More cucking of course.

The article goes on to say:

>The survey found the proportion of Roman Catholics (10%), other Christian affiliations (11%) and those of non-Christian faiths (2%) have remained stable within the Scottish population.
I WONDER WHY MAYBE BECAUSE OTHER DENOMINATIONS ACTUALLY STAND FOR SOMETHING?

>>132002357
Jeremy Corbyn will make waifus real!

>>132002254
Lad, don't state facts around here, you'll rile up the LARPers.

>>132002254
>LARP flag
I wonder whether you can use a toilet.

>>132001313
>honk
Anime-turned-Trucker poster?

>>132002429

My bad, I came from /nsg/

Is that dude wearing a shirt that says
>GUN
>MAN
?

>>132002254
Sinn Fein might be elected as MPs, but they've never sat in the parliament.

The rest is all true though, sadly.

>>132002377
Pretty much this. Institutions should not bother trying to be hip. If the church still spoke on social issues and believed in something maybe people would pay it more attention. See Northern Ireland for example.

>marching in a noisy crowd
>carrying a sign
>STOP THIS MAYHEM
lulz

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>>132002457
It is I. I forgot to take the name off. It shall stay for now.

>>132002506
Much obliged.

Now let's see if we can have a rational debate (I know it's /pol/).
You've missed a few instances though. The Mau Mau and Burma for example

>>132002417

Throughout the ages, Britain has invaded almost 90 per cent of the world's countries. The Empire ruled over almost a quarter of the world's population

Look at it now, makes me sad and I'm not even Anglo

GET STUMFED BORIS!
top kek

This is somehow better than watching niggers break things.

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>>132002278
It's a slippery slope you've chosen. As a Newly converted Muslim I have no choice but to shoot you in your gay face.

>>132002254
I might add, who won the Boer war?

The only way to deal with guerrillas is to get very very nasty.

>>132002706
We blame the Fats mostly.

>no to islamophobia
>no to war

I'M WARNING YOU /POL/ CUT IT OUT RIGHT NOW

>>132002758
I don't even know where to begin with this

>Both parties want to regulate the internet, block /pol/ and other "degenerate sites".
>Only party that speaks out is the fucking neo-liberal undeocrat party

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>>132002536
>Institutions should not bother trying to be hip.
Especially the church of all things, which is meant to stand for eternal truth and transcendence.

Lads im not a shill or anything. What makes someone british? What if my ancestor was from russia and moved to britain 200 years ago would that still make me british? What if an african did the same thing, is it based off skin colour?

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FIGHT THE POWAH
STOP THE SYSTEM
WHAT WE NEED IS SOCIALISM!

What a grand celebration for Dominion Day.

>>132003037
asked this yesterday, not sure desu. i just dont like the fact that a kebab who is here can say they're british

>>132003037
>national identity
>customs
>ancestry plays a very large part
Your ancestor 200 years ago is now such a small fraction of you that you're perhaps 5% Russian and 95% British but you are very unlikely to have been socialized as a Russian at all growing up.

It's not based on skin colour.

However I'm also not a fan of miscegenation for other reasons.

>>132003204
It's more than a passport.

>>132002627

Had to look Mau Mau up

Mau Mau rebels:

Killed: 12,000 officially; 20,000+ unofficially
Captured: 2,633
Surrendered: 2,714

British Empire:

Killed: 200
Wounded: 579

Not bad

>>132002886
What made me chuckle was the guy holding the poster has made no effort, and looks almost normal. I don't know how long he will last in the Gay Zombies….. the others seem quite committed desu.

>>132003419
The only way to deal with guerrillas is total inhumanity. The way they win is essentially asking you as a nation if you have the political will to do it.

It's why Sinn Fein won and the Boer lost. It's why I'm very concerned about what will happen with the Caliphate of Birmingham.

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>>132003419
Were shit now though.
>The Government has announced that Kenyans abused by British colonial forces during the Mau Mau uprising of the 1950s will receive compensation totalling £20 million, and that it regrets the “suffering and injustice”
Embarrassing.

A-hah. So the alternative is communism.

It all makes sense now.

>>132003810
Sadly a western democracy being asked for gibs finds it very hard to deny the request.

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R8 my propaganda lads.

>>132003037
As long as they were not a (((Russian))) immigrant

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>>132003037

I honestly judge a lot of this on whether you can seamlessly fit into pub culture or not - can you go to the pub and instinctively know what to do? Can you fit in? Do you enjoy a nice pint of lager or bitter or whatever? Going to the pub is ingrained in us and every 'problematic' culture we've imported doesn't drink. The ones that fit the best either drink already (Poles, the Irish, every country in Europe pretty much) or has learned how to drink (Indian immigrants, people who are culturally Muslim but have ditched that part and now drink).

It sounds twee to say our overarching culture is one of pints of bitter and pub lunches in your local but that shit goes a long way in pulling people together. I'd even argue that it's pan-European; if you've ever stayed in a hostel with a load of different EU folk, we all recognise and know how to do 'the pub' - that's why importing hordes of people from the ME and Africa is so fucked up. None of those places do that shit the way we do it.

Pic related is the oldest known photo of lads drinking beer. Taken in an Edinburgh pub in 1844. It’s the exact same shit as now.

>>132002781

They made ''peace'', the Boers lost their voting rights but the settlers retained their land

When they were allowed to vote again, they voted Nasionale Party (Afrikaner National Party) and racial segregation (apartheid)

In 1985, the United Kingdom and United States imposed economic sanctions on the country, demanding the end of apartheid

And look at SA now

uh oh boys we got a proper sit-in.
they're not leaving 'till you go!

let's see if they keep their promises

>>132003937
It looks a bit blurry over here (likely my device) but Cromwell might not be a good choice. Banned Christmas amongst other things and was kind of a miserable git.

>>132004072
>looks a bit blurry
That's what happens with Paint. Would you suggest another leader?

>>132003967
Sadly those same democracies have lost the political will to make a hard decision and our too easily lead by the nose to whatever course the left like most.

I have been as an exercise trying to identify the moment this happened. It was definitely after WWII.

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>>131999999

>friend from work thinks his gf (who is also my friend from work) is cheating on him
>saw her with a guy on that Snapchat map thing when she was meant to be at her dad's
>wants me to ask her where she was

Feel sorry for him lads but I don't really want to get involved. What do?

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>>132003937
Nice.

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>>132004138
Henry V. Get it in quick before the BBC decide he was a gay muslim from Benin

>>131999827
>I've always secretly wondered if the labour-anti semitism thing that seems to have gone silent was something to do with one of it's voting blocs.

There are two reasons for antisemitism in Labour. The first is that there is a large portion of Muslims. The second is because they dislike Israel because they see it as evil white people oppressing brown people, and with the Muslims whispering in their ear the self-hating whites can jump onto that as a subject to virtue signal.

There is actually an oppression hierarchy as well. At the top is race: race trumps everything else. If you're black, you're super oppressed, if you're an Arab, Paki or any other brown non-white, you're the next in line, followed by East Asians and then finally at the bottom whites. Next characteristic on the oppression rung is sex: if you're a woman, you're more oppressed than men. The next step is where things get fuzzy and they start ripping each other up. Sexuality is next, where being gay is more oppressed than straight, but trannies are where the arguments come in. Trannies want to think they're more oppressed than "cishet" or "cis" women, but some feminists see them as trying to steal the spotlight.

Of course, the racial minorities all hate gay people and are more "sexist" than white men are, but because they're not white, they're forgiven.

>>132004259

Don't get involved.

>>132004259
Don't get involved beyond confirming what's up.

>>132004259
Avoid. Avoid. Avoid.

>>132004410
This is a cracking post. I would legitimately buy you a pint to drink while discussing it.

I'd like to draw in what I was thinking about above with the Bulgarian anon in
>>>132004241
Can we answer
>when did this happen?
>why?

Queen just died

It's too fucking hot here lads

>>132004733
I don't think Barry Norman was gay.

What am I supposed to do on the weekends as a sad, lonely, twat?

I've already spend nearly £200 on hookers this week and I've had a wank this morning so that's out of the question.

>>131994752
Post MORE cute girls

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>>132003937

oi bruv, u shittin on mickie deeez bruv? fuckin shaun of the dead was a sick movie man, u is just some lay about nerd innit haahah u even against abortion bruv u hate women cuz ur a stringy nerd bruv

>>131990310
The world has always loved Canada.

>Dagenham, UK - Two men have been found guilty of the manslaughter of a drug dealer who was stabbed to death after being ambushed by a rival drugs gang. Raja Ali's car was rammed and then blocked in at the side by two vehicles in Dagenham on 25 September 2016. The 33-year-old was then chased and stabbed. Abubakar Bana, from Hornchurch, Essex, and Jordon Archambie, 20, of Stratford, east London, were convicted following a trial at the Old Bailey.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=179_1498842358

>>132004792
Get a hobby.

>>132003810

We did it the other way round

Dutch-India (Indonesia) was a colony of the Netherlands for more than three centuries. Dutch-India declared itself on 17 August 1945 independent. After that, a bloody battle broke out because the Netherlands did not want to lose this crown colony. Under pressure from UK/US they gained independence

However. For 30 years, the Indonesian government has paid a total amount of 600 million with interest to the Netherlands

Indonesia, now the Asian country with the highest Muslim population

>>132004792
How many hookers do you get for £200?

>>132005024
One really good one for an hour or your mum 200 times.

>>132003954
Cheers mate, interesting read I assume culture is the foundation of being british. White countries share closer culture then non whites.

>>132004072
List of terrible things Cromwell did
Worth mentioning tier
>banned Christmas
>bit of a git
Will get you on a list for mentioning tier
>reintroduced Jews
Not worth mentioning tier
>genocided potatoes

Wait so Jeremy Corbyn is going to take the stage after this guy gets done shouting foul language at a crowd including masked outright communists?

Does he expect to be taken seriously?

>>132005152
The issue is it's subjective, and a bit hard to do at airports. We could.of course decide that some countries are simply haram for immigration purposes.

I don't like how we do it currently merely curious to work out the feasibility of the pint test because this is the first question that will be asked.

>>131990310
>dominion day

Canada is the only country that named its national holiday after itself.

Imagine the derision Americans would get from smug Canadians if they had America Day.

Canada is insufferable

>>132005069
If you can raise my mum from the dead for £200 you are def in the wrong profession

>>132004792
Watch comfy tour de France stages.

The one today isn't that comfy though.

>>132005272
stream link?

>>132005442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDEI1hP8kZI

>>132005386
Imagine Americans even noticing what smug Canadians think. Every day is America Day, and twice on the 4th of July. (btw happy dominon day)

>>132005314
Immigration at the moment is creating mass disconnect between cultures. No one is able to adopt the British language and integrate into our society. Im afraid the damage is irreversible.

>>132004241

The internet arrived and with it manipulation on a larger scale

Fortunately, (((their))) tactics are outdated and we will live to see a turning point

The new hate speech online law in Germany will have an opposite effect I predict

Nazis used the same tactic. But it's not the damn 1930s

>>132005616
I don't dispute it. The issue is that it needs stopped from the third world entirely.

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>>132005527
>'Tories Out' demonstration
>Have 98 parliamentary seats more than Labour

>>132005527
What flag is he wearing?

>>132005792
56

>>132005792
>If we close our eyes and scream and stamp loudly enough then the truth might change.

>>132005656
It's dumb anyway. Even without parts of the internet hosted under US law people would still say whatever they want with little to no fear of recourse of simply stating an opinion.

I've learnt a bit in my week here.

Turks are cunts and will never get into the EU while Cyprus is still in it.

Cyprus grows an awful lot of tasty stuff in the mountainous region.

They drive on the correct side of the road and it's incredibly home-like for brits, weather aside.

The Cypriot church brews the most widely sold beer.

Apparently the only flag that features the entire country on it. The colour of the island alludes to its history of copper mining.

I like the place.

>>132004972
Interesting. Thanks for sharing that. I had no idea that you called it Dutch-India. Nice cash grab as well. I presume the interest still hasn't been paid off yet?

>>132005867
He's not on yet. I'm going to work in a shower and ideally lift to Corbyn when I'm back. I've never seen him speak actually.

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>schools are having 4 day weeks and are sending children home at lunch time

I realised earlier that our new parliament is truly more representative than it ever has been. Scots conservatives, the DUP, Tory Leeks, and of course the Maybot.

How's that for diversity?

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>Complains about class sizes
>support Jeremy and his open door immigration policy

>>132005890

There are already 2000 euro fines issued for clicking a like button

>>132005792
>gets 14 votes to bills

>>132005947
Kosovo has itself on its flag but it is barely a country tvf

>>132006091
Immigrants will come in and set up millions of schools in order to open places for more immigrants and so on for all time.

>>132006054
The UK has always been a diverse nation. But the diversity is all white so it doesnt count

>>132006091
budget cuts

>>132006091
I never understood this. Baffles me how people can avoid this fact

How many people are there?

>we are winning
the fucking delusion

>>132000544
???
What did he mean by this??

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I could not imagine being this much of a useful idiot.

>>132006185
>>132006195
The nation is full. Gibs are not infinite.

>>132006230
7 billion?

NEW >>132006294

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>>132006230

10,000 approx.

>>132006318
Did Diane Abbot do the counting?