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/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General: Trump-Effect edition

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>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>131977907
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DJ Chimpout on the 1's and 2's, check dem keyz
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>>131983634
>THEY SHOT INTO THE BABY'S ROOM
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Thanks anon for new thread
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>they shot into the baby's room
>domestic-type situation
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Don't get sassy now dispatcher.
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Dayum bitch got attitude
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>i dont need all the attitude... dispatch got too sassy
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>>131983780
i just missed it. what did he say to the dispatcher?
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>>131983634
>GET ON THE GROUND
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oh shit
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What are the chances of /CPD/ doing an episode in another ghetto? I mean whats worse than Chi-town? Detroit?
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>>131983822
>"if you were listening to what i had to say"

or something like that
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>>131983822
She was giving him shit about speaking to the Sergeant about his "unusual circumstance", he called her out on the attitude for a simple request for the number.
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>They shit into the babies room
>Dot all the eyes, say whatever narrative you want
>SASSY DISPATCH INTENSIFIES
>you asked me the question I answered

>I've got one detained...GET ON THE GROUND!!!!

Jesus christ. Robert hour just picked up.
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>>131983858
Memphis, Kansas Cities, St Louis, etc etc etc
the feeds just don't have the same feeling, Chicongo so relevant
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>>131983858
>I mean whats worse than Chi-town?

Raqqa
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>>131983920
what about atlanta?
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>2 gang members riding around on bikes, trying to start fights with passersby
>5 males arguing in an alley, several shots fired
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>>131983765
>Thanks anon for new thread
you're welcome, hard to keep up with OPs sometimes, I have a personal favorite but things have been picking up of late, obviously

>>131983967
>what about atlanta?
Atlanta is very rough in parts, in my experience between the two you're a lot more likely to get randomly assaulted or robbed in Atlanta thinking you're safe. Statistically way more dangerous, on the overall scale not as much happening though
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>multiple shots fired at 125 Wentworth and la' sale
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>>131984062
Don't frequent alleyways in Chicago apparently.
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>25 y/o shot in right leg
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Nice music for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zl5vpy__dQ
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From the last thread
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>the rape kit will be called in by the hospital when it's ready
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>>131984508
kek
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>20 ATF

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

THAT'S LIKE TRYING TO PUT OUT A VOLCANO BY PISSING IN IT!
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>struck with a bottle then shot in the leg
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>>131984564
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Who else here live in Chicago?
Nice and comfy.
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Hey /cpd/ have a good night. bye
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>>131984566
slow night for bingo. i expect a cover all this weekend though. you know some nig is gonna throw bbq chicken at shanequa
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>>131984657
>Hey /cpd/ have a good night. bye
g'night, think sweet thoughts for us and robert

>>131984693
>slow night for bingo. i expect a cover all this weekend though. you know some nig is gonna throw bbq chicken at shanequa
they're resting up for demons night
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>>131984693
What is a weed eater?
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>>131984768
>What is a weed eater?
string trimmer, what they call a "weed whip" up north
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>>131984651
I have a friend who will be going to some university in Chicago for a week. I told her to say hi to Robert.
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>32 year old male fell through the skylight
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>>131984763
>a guy fell through the skylight
better than most bingo stuff
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>>131984768
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>>131984151
I've only ever been to the Atlanta airport.
What's the Atlanta metro like? Specifically around the Alpharetta area.
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>>131984651
Comfy humboldt pk
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>>131984975
>I've only ever been to the Atlanta airport.
>What's the Atlanta metro like? Specifically around the Alpharetta area.
Alpharetta isn't bad at all, it's a nicer area. Really bad traffic in and out of it on the interstate and freeways, but think of it as a border suburb, where it's like giant small town anywhere USA, big city benefits without as many big city problems as living in actual Atlanta limits
They have enough there you don't HAVE to go into Atlanta unless you're just wanting to go to the club in 5 points or something
I used to go there for work occasionally
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did everyone fall asleep and abandon robert?
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>>131983858
I've traveled a lot, never found a scarier city than Chicago. Detroit is in a class of its own, though. It's sadder. Chicago...

Last time I was there, in 2005, they were slowly closing down the Cabrini Green projects. The last building wasn't demolished until 2011 though, so a friend who was a Chicago native drove us by--I trusted him not to get us killed. Pic related, though not mine. Worst thing I've ever seen and I grew up in Oakland.

Most of that visit I spent in Rogers Park, no probs. But to go almost anywhere else, including where our friends were staying in Oak Park, you had to go through hell--or fifty miles out of your way. And even within the better areas are micro-regions full of angry niggers. One block you'll see white moms pushing strollers, then two blocks later it's suddenslumattack.exe and buildings are ramshackle, trash fills the streets, and you can't even stop for a fucking red light or glaring niggers start advancing on your car.

I asked a couple of people why they live with that shit, and they just got confused looks on their faces; they'd stopped questioning their reality. One guy I stayed in touch with told me years later that my outsider perspective woke him up; he moved a few months later and never regretted it.

The other thing about Chicago was all the fucking rats. Parts of it are really old and beautiful, there's no denying that. Oak Park in particular, holy shit, I've never seen such beautiful Victorian houses--mansions, really--anywhere before or since, even in San Francisco. But the rats in Chicago are everywhere. I went to a couple of different outdoor plaza cafe type places during my week there and each time, just casually watching, I spotted huge rats darting about. I'm not making this up I swear.

Very strange, awful city. And let me say, I spent time in NYC pre-Giuliani, back when it was a dirty town indeed. Was nothing compared to Shitcago. That place is grim and dark in a way I can't even describe.
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>>131985663
>did everyone fall asleep and abandon robert?
never!
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>>131985663
last two threads have been slow
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>>131985707
forgot pic ;-)
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>>131985663
Still pulling, it's a marathon not a sprint.
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>>131985774
>forgot pic ;-)
pro-photoforaliving and I really like that picture, good job
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>>131985717
>>131985730
>>131985825
We had some really fast threads tonight then it died off. an anon mentioned sim city earlier and i got the urge to play. keep waiting to hear a sound from new responses.
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>>131985663
i got BINGO a few times over and went to play vidya. holy shit is chicago fucked up.
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>>131985990
wake up!
I know when I jumped in ~2hrs ago it was flying, on that last thread
haven't been spending as much time on /cpd/ or malaysian muckbang messageboard in general lately (last few weeks anyways), good to see everything is carrying on as usual here
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>>131985150
Gotcha.
I'm familiar with the Chicago sprawl as well as Dallas - only heard of Detroit and Atlanta. Former employers of mine had offices there, but I never actually went.
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Intoxicated mom throwing hands?
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>>131986080
im doing weapons only 2 slots filled, usually there are 2 or 3 calls for people pissing on people, throwing rocks etc. tonight seems to only be guns and knives.
>>131986096
ive had so much coffee i will be up for the rest of the day pissing!
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>intoxicated mom
someones getting zapped
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>>131986301
>I'm familiar with the Chicago sprawl as well as Dallas - only heard of Detroit and Atlanta. Former employers of mine had offices there, but I never actually went.
Anything I need to know about the Longview/Tyler/Kilgore area, if you're familiar? Been hoping to find someone who has some relevant info other than what I can find on the internet, which is all over the place
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>>131985774
Cabrini Green got torn down a few years ago. People bitched about it too and didn't want to move. City paid all moving expenses and found them other govmt housing. It's a Target now.
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>>131986480
>Cabrini Green got torn down a few years ago. People bitched about it too and didn't want to move. City paid all moving expenses and found them other govmt housing. It's a Target now.
god sounds like parallel storyline to Boss season 2
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>>131985707
i went to chiraq in 05 i think, took the kids to see the king tut exhibit at the field museum. stayed mostly downtown and didnt see what you described. but i have spent a lot of time in DC and your nice neighborhood to ghetto in 5 seconds sounds a lot like DC.

best capctha in a while.
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>>131986704
>i went to chiraq in 05 i think, took the kids to see the king tut exhibit at the field museum. stayed mostly downtown and didnt see what you described. but i have spent a lot of time in DC and your nice neighborhood to ghetto in 5 seconds sounds a lot like DC.
nice captcha
>nice to ghettro
yup that's how Atlanta proper and Memphis tend to be, you can go from 2mil antebellum mansion to boarded up tracks and traps in half a mile off the parkways
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>>131986402
Didn't get that far out. Stayed directly in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area in Irving. Irving is actually one of the most populous towns in the United States. Similar to what you described.

The arts and entertainment scene in Dallas is glorious, but bear in mind that this tends to attract more SJW types.
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>>131986796
i forgot about memphis. i used to own a franchise and our corp headquarters was near chicago. when i sold they offered me a position in their new headquarters in memphis. i went for a visit and laughed at their offer.
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>>131986934
my wife seems to loves it, she used to love out there, i'm considering a move to E. TX for work right now
>>131986979
>i forgot about memphis. i used to own a franchise and our corp headquarters was near chicago. when i sold they offered me a position in their new headquarters in memphis. i went for a visit and laughed at their offer.
Memphis is bad enough for people who are used to it, spent many of my worst years there, I could only imagine what it's like visiting for the first time from anywhere, would think it's either terrifying or just straight up sad depending on where you from if you got out and looked and real life in the area
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what the fuck, DJChimp CS'ing on the radio with the morse code
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>>131987231
Yeah what is that??
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>>131987084
I spent a few years in south east texas, golden triangle area near beaumont. Orange used to be a nice city but its like a ghost town now. Between factory closures, hurricane rita theres just nothing there anymore. Stay away from Pt Arthur area, thats bad. Unions destroyed it and left it to the niggers just like detroit. Lumberton is right outside becaumont and is over 90% white.
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>>131987271
>Yeah what is that??
I meant CW'ing, happened so fast I couldn't have picked it up even if my tap tap was any good, definitely sounded like morse though, /CPD/ uses dino-tech radios

>>131987306
>I spent a few years in south east texas, golden triangle area near beaumont. Orange used to be a nice city but its like a ghost town now. Between factory closures, hurricane rita theres just nothing there anymore. Stay away from Pt Arthur area, thats bad. Unions destroyed it and left it to the niggers just like detroit. Lumberton is right outside becaumont and is over 90% white.
I live on the coast now and would wish it was houston or anywhere close to the galveston channel, if it weren't for the fact that we've practically lost control of that entire part of the state, gotten pretty fucking bad down there. Think most of the decent people stay in coon ass land and commute if they can get away with it
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>>131987306
would be working in Longview and probably living there too, considering Tyler since its a reasonable commute and puts you 33% closer to the edge of Dallas metro, but that extra 20min commute on the weekends hardly seems worth the 40-60min a day I would spend 5 days a week vs. living in Longview, plus they have Amtrak to DART if you're feeling lazy
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Hey guys whats /cpd/ ?
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>>131987683
cunt+dick
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Why are so many of these criminals black? These cops need to arrest some other races.
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>>131987750
my wife said she would confront and beat her ass in person, thinking of getting it on camera, I "provide" while she stays at home so what would an arrest or criminal record really hurt?
you know you've got a good woman when she comes up with these ideas on her own
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>>131987464
im a registered coonass. i actually moved back to my hometown when i retired.
i still go to rollover at least once a year and gig for flounder. or stand in the channel with my castnet all day. We used to go to big sandy a lot when i was a kid, always went to longview to eat out. that area was tiny back then. A nice area near galveston is seabrook has some pretty decent neighborhoods.
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>>131987750
Congolese pituitary disease
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>be in a seaside village in eastern Australia
>hang out with burgers on /cpd/
>be super /comfy/

Love Robert threads, God Bless.
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>>131987841
Blame B. Hussein Obama and Mayor Rahm Tiny Dancer.
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>>131987881
>im a registered coonass
>gig for flounder
damn /cpd/ is so comfy, no bully and no need to LARP
>tfw gators across the street from house right this second
Longview doesn't seem too bad, close to Dallas, closer to Shreveport, it's almost like a mix of Midsouth and Coonass Dixie
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>>131987904
>Love Robert threads, God Bless.
Never change, Australia
>>131988047
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>female having a panic attack
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>>131987904
All dogs are /comfy/ in /CPD/, ''tis why you feel at home. jk aussiebro
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>>131984651
far north side here, comfy af
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>>131988047
how many shots do you think she had by noon, that infamous day?
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>>131988068
you see thats north lousiana, we dont really let them in the coonass club north of I-10, They just dont know it. Have you ever been to acadiana? it really is very different from north la.
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>>131988114
Hot damn! NICE!
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>>131988139
how can they ID a woman these days especially at night?
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>Man going up and down the fire escape
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>>131988338
>you see thats north lousiana, we dont really let them in the coonass club north of I-10, They just dont know it. Have you ever been to acadiana? it really is very different from north la.
I live about 10mi north of I-10 at the moment, but where I'm at you can't go far south of I-10 without running into salt water
L'Acadiane, been there plenty and love it and (most of) the people from there. took meeting a lot of them to not regret taking French instead of Spanish in high-school 20 years ago. Not very fond of Quebecians, but I love my Acadians
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>>131988406
Dude look like a lady/Shelookalikeaman
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>>131987904
Right back at ya boss.
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>>131988570
>wee willy winkle
>>131988600
Cajun french is almost dead here. its really sad. they started doing french immersion in the schools but its not cajun french.
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>>131988659
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>>131987683
certified pyramid designer
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>>131988280
amtrac doesn't have a train in the fleet that rivals the one that was ran on her
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>>131988717
>Cajun french is almost dead here. its really sad. they started doing french immersion in the schools but its not cajun french.
J'ai eu de la chance Belle-Mere Cajun-Francais et Indien
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>>131988694
>Right back at ya boss.
Damn as much as I love that picture it's kind of creepy
Best PostID I have seen in a minute though
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>caller believes someone was shot in the gangway
>hears people crying and screaming
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>Chased away with ribs broken
Lovely.
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>>131988981
very lucky. My gen was frowned upon we picked up what we could but dare not speak it. My paternal grandmother didnt speak a word of english. My dad left me with her one weekend. she kept feeding me frog legs and hershey bars. I was asking for honey smacks cereal or count chocula/coco puffs i forget which..
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>>131989360
>very lucky. My gen was frowned upon we picked up what we could but dare not speak it. My paternal grandmother didnt speak a word of english. My dad left me with her one weekend. she kept feeding me frog legs and hershey bars. I was asking for honey smacks cereal or count chocula/coco puffs i forget which..
We global now, Count Von BodyCount, Chi-Town murder cereal for all
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>we need to get this body to the morgue as soon as possible
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need more forms
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>>131989762
what's the rush?
it's not like they're going anywhere
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oolala
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>>131989867
he might be smelly. no matter how careful you are if its old it leaks.
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>Hit and Run
>BLACK MALE
>Running down the street
>With drugs
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we get coco-nutty on the weekend, splittaniggasdome
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>having a problem with the neighbor who has a stick
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What did that guy say? "I'll motherfucking [indescipherable] you, bitch" was what I made out
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Bitch is losing her mind.
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damn, i've got a delay
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>>131990267
I thought I heard, "It's mother fucking killing season, bitch". Although, I was drifting off to sleep.
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>>131990267
>What did that guy say? "I'll motherfucking [indescipherable] you, bitch" was what I made out
>>131990267
>I thought I heard, "It's mother fucking killing season, bitch". Although, I was drifting off to sleep.
WTF every time I go for more liquor I miss something
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>White Bandad
>Had a Gun
>Dark complexion, up on the porch
>Go ahead, Robert
we keeps it real
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>he's got dark complexion
just say "he's a nigger"
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>>131990681
>>he's got dark complexion
>just say "he's a nigger"
'alright, I'm gonna put in a Plan, 10-20 Robert'
Time to stop drinking
'Still need a Supervisor, 10-22, but thanks anyway!'
Sassy
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the younger dispatcher would get fucking annoying
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>>131990525
>do like i do keep a minifridge next to your desk.
i went to take a piss and whole time dispatch was talking. i come back silent.
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alternate soundcloud stream to Ambient in OP, https://soundcloud.com/k8888888888 if you can keep it motha fuckin real
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>>131990803
>i went to take a piss and whole time dispatch was talking. i come back silent.
trying to work on my straight up drinking problem, its its 0400+ I'm practically retarded, kind of sad
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>>131988047
>>131988280
I WANT KELLYANNE TO SIT ON MY COUCH
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>>131990957
would you ever be able to get her off?
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>>131990957

>I WANT KELLYANNE TO SIT ON MY COUCH
>>131988114
would fuck
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>>131990900
these threads are much more /comfy/ when youre drunk. ive cut my drinking down to only once a month though so sober tonight.
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>>131991073
>would you ever be able to get her off?
I would like to imagine, Cums so savage my teeth look as nice as hers and I nut for about 30sec straight
>>131991155
>these threads are much more /comfy/ when youre drunk. ive cut my drinking down to only once a month though so sober tonight.
working on it, it's all my wife's fault
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>>131991208
how long you been married?
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>female with blood all over her passed out
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GenX, assemble
>>131991367
>how long you been married?
10yrs, it's a journey
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>>131991367
>how long you been married?
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>megyn kelly or mika is in chiraq!
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>>131991470
its aint easy and ive got a good one.
>>131991496
26 yrs, 3 kids
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>>131991504
>>131991504
Joe Scarborough BTFO (live about 30m west of Coffe Joe's natural territory)
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>>131991552
>>>131991470 (You)
> its aint easy and ive got a good one.
> >>131991496 (You)
> 26 yrs, 3 kids
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>Anonymous (ID: AdyeY8Js
>>131991552
Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my behavior
All I can do is congratulate you
It's hard enough with literal animals instead of human children
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>contained a 50 inch plasma screen tv
>keys were in the ignition

lolwat
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>It was taken, keys are in it, it contains a 50" plasma TV
>male passenger states another male passenger pulled a knife on him, no further description
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> Doesn't know own license plate number.

Dumb ass.
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>>131991650
im lucky we give each other space. but still spend a lot of time together. I always say i married the first guy that i ever dated that didnt get on my nerves and after 30 yrs together he still has never gotten on mine. You really have to have separate as well as shared hobbies. Were both social but need time alone to recharge. Sometimes that may just mean only saying a few words to each other one day. I dont think either of us would have lasted with someone who was needy. Ive stood by him in every decision he felt strongly about and he did the same for me. dont let little things get in your way save your disagreements for the stuff that really matters.
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>>131991875
>>male passenger states another male passenger pulled a knife on him, no further description
22-Robert, if I went gay on myself I'd call the Roberts on my own damn self
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>>131991873
sounds like he wants his auto insurance to buy him a new tv
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>>131992070
>im lucky we give each other space. but still spend a lot of time together. I always say i married the first guy that i ever dated that didnt get on my nerves and after 30 yrs together he still has never gotten on mine. You really have to have separate as well as shared hobbies. Were both social but need time alone to recharge. Sometimes that may just mean only saying a few words to each other one day. I dont think either of us would have lasted with someone who was needy. Ive stood by him in every decision he felt strongly about and he did the same for me. dont let little things get in your way save your disagreements for the stuff that really matters.
That is brilliant advice, we will fight for a couple hours re: family issues (mostly hers since I am writing this), I get called homo and a few hours later things are back to normal
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>shots fired from a silver porsche
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The good news is while she is convince I am "gau", I am told just bring him home and it is ok, lucky me not sure how to respond to that
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>boy shot 6 times
>on the ground

F
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>>131992172
> I get called homo and a few hours later things are back to normal
And you take that sitting down? I'd cave her skulll in.
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>female shot in the leg
>male shot in the stomach
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>>131992020
I can at least give a partial plate. I can forgive not knowing the numbers since I don't, but at least know your first three letters. I live in a low crime area, if I was in Chiraq I'd certainly know my full plate.
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>>131992321
I've caved skulls in, a woman would have to push me a lot further than a man to find that out, it's an entirely separate issue
Nothing a woman says is worth finding yourself in that position
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NM
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>>131992172
its just like raising kids, pick your battles. If outside forces are affecting your marriage or finances you have to fight that battle, just stay out of the drama.
>>131992317
in all seriousness she is belittling you, you wont win this fight unless she understands how harmful/hurtful what she is saying is. You never ever put your spouse down and id die before i ever spoke bad about mine to another person. You cant fix this cuz its not your probllem its hers.
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>>131992493
>in all seriousness she is belittling you, you wont win this fight unless she understands how harmful/hurtful what she is saying is. You never ever put your spouse down and id die before i ever spoke bad about mine to another person. You cant fix this cuz its not your probllem its hers.
This is brilliant, 94-2 Robert can you head that way?
If anyone else finds themselves in this situation, just remember she's got a hard time doing it if she tries, can you really head that way?
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Wow ESL nevermind enjoy the stream
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>>131992449

I don't want to talk shit because I'm not married but at the very least >>131992493 has a point. I've said some mean-spirited shit in the moment to girlfriends and right back at me, but that's your wife. She's straight up disrespecting you and she'd be out in the street on her ass at the very least, no violence needed. Sounds like you're just settling.
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>>131992654
your spouse is your mate, they should be the one person you can turn to and get unwavering support in public and told how stupid you are being in private. It doesnt take a woman long to know what builds a man up and what can tear them down. A woman is going against her own best interest by tearing their husband down and and chiseling away at his self worth. A day has to come where you give her an ultimatum if not she will have you so torn down being called whipped would be a compliment.
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>offender's name is tyrone ferguson
>has a handgun
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>picking my battles spouse turned scanner off and put the weather on fml
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>oh italy
Italy's highest court ruled on Friday that lobsters must not be kept on ice in restaurant kitchens because it causes them unjustifiable suffering before they head for death by fine dining.

Judges accepted a complaint by an animal rights group against the owner of a restaurant near Florence who kept live crustaceans on ice, ordering him to pay a 2,000 euro fine ($5,593) and a further 3,000 euros in legal fees.
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>>131992997
>your spouse is your mate, they should be the one person you can turn to and get unwavering support in public and told how stupid you are being in private. It doesnt take a woman long to know what builds a man up and what can tear them down. A woman is going against her own best interest by tearing their husband down and and chiseling away at his self worth. A day has to come where you give her an ultimatum if not she will have you so torn down being called whipped would be a compliment.
>woman somehow goes wherever the weather does

i am LUCKY, tomorrow will be rougly whatever we read enough tonight, I may be too lazy to engage in ir at this point, but women will group around whatever is happening
Before Bernie dominating the GNP, my wife finally declared Hillary as straight up EVIL and LIES
All the drugs and shit RAP music (at the "club") up her personal life in Dallas somehow made it easier.
"God gon let them bitches be fake" Have fun with that one...
Peronally I couldb't care less, but inter-racial interractionas are more important than effort
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>car on fiyah in da alley
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have I lost my mind or do these recent replies make no sense
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>>131993437
best advice i gave my sons on dating was avoid woman with tons of BFFs. Look for woman with 1 or 2 close friends and the rest being acquaintances. Because everyone of those BFF's will be in your relationship. Most woman are easily influenced by emotions and peers. And early on woman are stupid and will talk shit about you to their friends who will always defend them as being so right and the guy being so awful. its poison to a relationship. Also if a woman doesnt share your morals and values RUN, because she will have the biggest influence on your kids.
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>gunshot wound to the right leg
times 2 male and female
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>standby for shift change

let the daytime coonery begin
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>>131991073
silent?
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Week in Progress (6/25 – 7/1)
Shot & Killed: 16
Shot & Wounded: 67
Total Shot: 83
Total Homicides: 17
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>they lost the victim.... empty ambulance showed up at hospital
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>>131995095
"I thought it was weird when the back doors flung open and the stretcher spilled out but hey, that's Chicago."
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>still fighting at the burger king and at the drive thru
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She's hearing loud voices and hallucinating. Locked herself in the bathroom.
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>>131995736
im sure she was safe in there , not like there is anything sharp like razors in there.
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the lady dispatcher sounds cute
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>>131997356
one sounds really old
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Who's looking forward to this 4th of July.
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Female mugged by two male hispanics
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